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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jersey
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors are back, week five of the NFL season.
00:37We are back and we have Ashley back with us.
00:40Ashley, we've missed you.
00:42Missed, yeah.
00:43Rico, not as nice to look at, that sounded creepy.
00:48Say something creepier.
00:50Say something creepier to cover up.
00:51I think the women that...
00:52He's very good looking.
00:53Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:54Okay, Tom is here.
00:55I think he's a great looking fireman.
00:58Tommy's here, Stu's here, Jerry's here, half of Jerry's here.
01:05Jerry, what's going on?
01:07You got to pull it together.
01:08This is the main show.
01:09This is.
01:10This is the big deal.
01:11Hank's upset.
01:12Hank is upset because this is the big deal, Jerry.
01:15Well, Jerry, after dark, ran until six something in the morning and then I went to bed.
01:19Okay.
01:20So, I mean, there's nothing I can do.
01:21He woke up five minutes ago, literally five minutes ago I woke him up.
01:25For all you people that watch Barstool Sports Advisors, does anyone give a flying fuck if
01:30Jerry at the dark lives or dies?
01:33No, no, no, no, no.
01:35If Dave Portnoy here, he'd be pissing on Jerry going, hey, it's part of your job, don't bitch,
01:40don't whine, take your dress off.
01:42Yeah, sack up, bitch.
01:43I'm up, I'm up.
01:44You need us to slap you?
01:45No.
01:46Let Stu slap you.
01:47No, no, no, no.
01:48Let Stu slap you to wake you up.
01:49No, no, no.
01:50One time, it will wake you up.
01:51It will wake you up.
01:52Take off your glasses.
01:53Come on.
01:54One slap.
01:55One slap.
01:56One good slap.
01:57Wake him up.
01:58I can't.
01:59Wake him up.
02:00I can't.
02:01Wake him up.
02:02It's going to be soft.
02:03No, no, no, no.
02:04He's so cute.
02:05No, no, no.
02:06You do it then.
02:07No, you do it then.
02:08All right, I'll take off my rings.
02:09You do it then.
02:10No, leave your rings on.
02:11Break his teeth.
02:12No, you do it.
02:13I'll take off my rings.
02:14All right.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16All right, he's up.
02:17I'm up.
02:18He's up.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:20He's up.
02:21He's up.
02:22I'm up.
02:24Yeah.
02:25What about when you went to China?
02:26No, Stu, you went to China.
02:27I never went to China.
02:28I've only gone to the mainland.
02:29What was that?
02:30Mainland.
02:31China?
02:32Mainland China.
02:33You went to China?
02:34When did you go to China?
02:351979 with my parents.
02:36Tiananmen?
02:37For my graduating high school because I never thought I would.
02:41You actually went to China?
02:42Have I ever gone to China?
02:43No chance.
02:44Are you crazy?
02:45China.
02:46China.
02:47China.
02:48China.
02:49Okay, before we get to our deal.
02:50I don't even eat on China.
02:51Is it swollen?
02:52It is.
02:53You want me to even it out?
02:54No.
02:55No.
02:56Okay.
02:57He blew your whole face off.
02:58I'm burning up.
02:59No.
03:00I'll take off my rings on my left hand.
03:01No, no.
03:02I'm burning up.
03:03Give me the resources.
03:04Are you watching the show?
03:05Okay.
03:06Before we get to the picks, we have to talk.
03:07I can get you $50,000 for that slap, by the way.
03:08How about the ice cold pick of the week?
03:09That goes to the one and only Stuart Feiner.
03:10He picked the Jets as immortal.
03:11They lost outright.
03:12They were seven and a half point favorites.
03:13Oh, I was three and two on the show?
03:14Yeah.
03:15Listen.
03:16The Jets beat the Jets.
03:17The Jets beat the Jets.
03:19Oh, I was three and two on the show?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Listen.
03:22The Jets was one of the...
03:23Do an ice cold pick.
03:24The Jets was an ice cold...
03:25What's it called?
03:26Ice cold pick.
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03:28Ice cold pick.
03:29Let me do the read.
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03:57You get the ice cold pick of the week.
03:58That was a pathetic pick.
03:59Terrible.
04:00Didn't even show up.
04:01I don't know if the rain had something to do with it, but from Jump Street, the Jets
04:06looked as flat as possible, but three and oh, three and oh.
04:15But I do own Jet's blue, big moose horse cum.
04:25Okay.
04:26We can never do Stu with the ice cold pick because he's just going to wiggle his way
04:30out of it and be like, oh, I did lose that, but I went three and two.
04:34I have the best record on the show, I have the best record on my mortals, I swept my
04:38Barstool Special, and I did have the Jägermeister loser.
04:41Okay.
04:42Ah, yes, you do have the best record on mortals.
04:45You are two and one.
04:46How do you only have, oh, did you push one?
04:48Two, one, and one.
04:49Yeah, two, one, and one.
04:50Stu and I are both above 50%.
04:52Really?
04:53No big deal.
04:54This is a gambling show.
04:55I'm 14 and 12.
04:56Stu is 11 and eight.
04:57Jerry, you're nine and ten.
04:58Wow.
04:59I don't want credit, but I did pick the Raiders as my mortal last week, and like two hours
05:02after re-taped, Devante Adams and Max Krause were out.
05:07I stuck with my mortal.
05:08I bet my mortal the Raiders won outright.
05:12Excellent.
05:13I don't want credit.
05:14It was excellent.
05:16You showed a lot of fortitude.
05:17I don't want credit.
05:19Big Cat, you're so amazing.
05:21All right, let's do the picks.
05:22Let me suck your penis right here, right now.
05:23Let's do the picks.
05:24Tommy?
05:25Let's do the picks.
05:26I'll suck it.
05:27No.
05:28Thank you, Tommy.
05:29I thought you wanted me to suck it.
05:30All right.
05:31It always gets me hard.
05:32Great, great, great, great, great week five slate.
05:35We're going to start in England.
05:36England?
05:37We got a game in England this week?
05:38Hello?
05:39We got the Jets and the Vikings.
05:40Vikings are minus two and a half.
05:41The Jets are plus two and a half.
05:42Over under is 40 and a half.
05:43Ashley, what's the weather like?
05:44The weather will be 57 and sunny.
05:45Oh, and sunny.
05:46Cheerio.
05:47Tommy?
05:48That old haggard chap, Aaron Rodgers, still really good after a loss, has covered 16 of
05:49his last 20 games against the Vikings.
05:50Oh.
05:51Oh.
05:52Oh.
05:53Oh.
05:54Oh.
05:55Oh.
05:56Oh.
05:57Oh.
05:58Oh.
05:59Oh.
06:00Oh.
06:01Oh.
06:02Oh.
06:03Oh.
06:04Oh.
06:05Oh.
06:06Oh.
06:07Oh.
06:08He's at 40 for the Dhoni he could, he could accomplish 50 games against the spread following
06:10a loss.
06:11They're great.
06:12I'm not good at it.
06:13Very good against the spread after a loss.
06:16Give us the fat Tommy.
06:17Aaron Rodgers 16 and four against the spread in his last 20 games coming off of loss.
06:22Okay.
06:23I don't know what country you're from Tommy?
06:24Stewart, Stewart Smallie, Stewart Little, the little fucking mouse.
06:29I put you in my back pocket you little bitch.
06:31Fish and chips!
06:33Aha!
06:34Eat your vagina.
06:35And all I'm trying to do is fish and chips.
06:38Big Ben is my fucking penis, right? Oh, what's your pick in this game, Stu?
06:44Um, love the Jets love of the Jets. Oh, yes, and I like I love the Jets
06:50Aaron Rodgers gonna piss over all over the Minnesota Vikings
06:53They will get their first loss of the year if this game is not on the show
06:58It would be my mortal, but I'm just using it as a winner
07:02What's it your accent just gone? I'm I
07:05I
07:06Don't have an English accent
07:08Yeah, that's clear. I just fuck English women Stuart bitches bitches bitches top of the morning Stuart
07:15I agree with you
07:16This is a probably a mistake by me because I've faded the Vikings last week faded the Vikings a week before the 4-0
07:224-0 Sam Donald
07:25Looks awesome MVP so far the NFL but I like to go opposite opposite and I'm gonna take the Jets plus two and a half
07:32Jerry Gerrard love the over love the over in this game
07:39This game it remind me of the
07:42the Eagles when they go and play the
07:46the Buccaneers, oh
07:50They were the dog. Mm-hmm, but they should have been the favorite. Okay. I like the Jets in this like the Jets
07:57Yeah, no rain. No rain actually says gonna be sunny
08:00Fair I got him. I don't know. I can't lie. My accent is fucking hell
08:06Love it. It's I love it compared to mine. It's great. No, he's on the under
08:12Is he over the Lover the London over indigents at what the world did then?
08:18It's an earthquake. You want to smash it mug this early in the show
08:22Yeah, okay. Then smash a fucking mug. Will ya?
08:31Oh
08:38Yes, good job
08:48Trash oh
08:52No, you're odd smashes on my fucking face no, no
09:00Oh
09:03We kidding
09:06He got us again, all right, but this did hit me in the cock back to the stateside
09:12We got a huge AFC North matchup Ravens at Bengals Ravens. Oh my god
09:17Did they punish the Bills they fucked them up right now quickly?
09:22Five best teams in the NFL one through five right now. Don't think just spit Chiefs
09:28Ravens Bills
09:32Vikings
09:36Lions I concur commanders six Ravens minus two and a half over under
09:44Cincinnati weather this is gonna be important Ashley. Give me some good weather. Yes, of course in Cincinnati. It'll be 79 slight chance of rain. I
09:52Could take a slight chance of rain I could take a slight chance of rain Tommy
09:56I've got two stats here for the side Joe Burrow always great getting points 18 and 9 as an underdog against the spread and
10:03For the under AFC North matchups with a total over 48 points. The under is 13 and 4
10:13I'm nervous about this game. Hmm. I'll talk it out. What do you like? I think the Bengals have to win this game
10:20Okay, I think this is a mini early October
10:25Open the closet. Let's see if Cincinnati's real Super Bowl possible run
10:29Oh, so this is the entire it say that sentence again
10:33Cuz I want to make sure that people have that for when they bet this when we go to bet this game
10:37It's the open the closet open the closet
10:41early look into if this is the Cincinnati Bengals Super Bowl
10:48Momentum game going forward play of the week. Uh, yeah. Okay. Well, I mean for the Bengals
10:54I think the bottom line is you should put up a shut up. Okay, stop being a bitch play some fucking football
10:59Obviously the Ravens all what they are one of the greatest regular season teams ever when they get to the playoffs
11:03They don't perform. Yeah, they sit down their legs, but Lamar, too
11:06He's gonna be they took apart the Buffalo Bills in such a manner that they
11:11Absolutely definitively are the best team in the NFL right now. Whoa
11:14I mean they easily could be undefeated Chiefs barely beat him on like one inch out
11:18So I think that I lost the Raiders what I'm gonna throw the Raider game out. I have no idea what happened
11:24I love that. No, I have no idea what happened right you 17 games during a season
11:28I throw three out like you can't really explain them. Do you get to pick which ones? No, it's always after the fact and
11:36After I've lost so I try to you know, really erase it. That's smart. Okay. Um, so I like the Bengals here
11:41I think it's a must win for them
11:43It's a must win if there's ever been an October week five must win like you have to win
11:49Since he's got to win this game. Okay, Jerry. Yeah, I'm gonna go the opposite. I'm gonna take the Ravens
11:54Just that performance against the Bills was just lights out. I think they're the best team in football right now
12:00I'm not gonna overthink this. I want to take the Bengals, but I just don't think they're good. I just don't
12:06I'm taking the Ravens. I'm taking the Ravens
12:09I want to take the Ravens too because I think the Bengals are gonna have no one on
12:14Defensive line and the fucking Bengals are gonna run it down there. Sorry. The Ravens are gonna run it down their throat
12:21But then you got to go contrarian, right? You got to say hey
12:26It's a great game, yeah, I mean it is a great game
12:30Give me the over 50 and a half fuck Tommy. Give me the over 50 and a half
12:34I listen, I don't think the Bengals defense can stop shit. And I think the Bengals offense is elite
12:39This is gonna be points points points. Fuck Tommy. This is my fuck Tommy play of the week
12:45Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you guys think? I wouldn't fuck Tommy. Okay, I would fuck Tommy. Okay, really?
12:52Yeah. All right next game Bills, Texas
12:56Who boys?
12:58This might be the greatest week five in the history of the NFL I want to say that right now
13:03No
13:05I'll start with you Jerry Bills at Texans man. I
13:11Bill's getting embarrassed like that. Yeah
13:15They're gonna blow this team out. Yeah, I think they're gonna blow him out. I think they are. Oh, I think Josh Allen is mad
13:21Revenge game him and digs. Oh
13:24Yeah, I think he's gonna light it up. I think he's gonna show digs. We don't need you little fucking pussy. We're good
13:29Yeah, give me the bills bills bills. Yeah, now give me you know, what can be Josh Allen for a touchdown?
13:34Yeah, throw it in there Josh Allen touchdown. Fuck it. He's gonna he's gonna he's gonna play lights out this game
13:39Tell me guys that first I do
13:41Josh Allen 14 and 6 against the spread in his career with a total spread of less than 3 points
13:47CJ Stroud only 3 and 10 as a favorite or a slight underdog of less than 2 points. He's one point underdog here
13:54Give me the bills as well. I think this is bounce back spot for the bills
13:57I think they're past defense very good. The Ravens were a bad matchup for them. The Ravens can run the ball down their dick
14:01That's what they did. I don't think the Texas can do that exactly the same also
14:05Give me if you can bet this in the DraftKings sportsbook Laramie Tunsil to have a penalty. I
14:10Want Laramie Tunsil to have a penalty on my card. I want it on my card
14:15Doesn't exist. I want it on my card. I don't give a fuck if it exists. I want it on my card
14:20He's got like 15 penalties this year so far
14:24Bang bang, so we're allowed to put anything on our card anything you want it
14:29Listen, put it put it on my fuck do a leap, but put that on my car put that on his car
14:33But that's a wall now. That's a loss. I was great. That's a loss me. That's a loss
14:36She was me listen put it on my card doesn't have to count for my record because obviously they don't have that listed
14:42But put it on my card. I want it listed on my card Laramie Tunsil penalty over a half
14:47Plus 1,000. Ah, can I get the over in the game too? I want the old you want the over
14:51You can take whatever you want. Yeah, I want to take the over. I want to take the over to
14:55Equal opportunity when we do this show, it's like going to the pizza buffet
14:58You just go and you show up and you just take whatever you want. Oh my god
15:02I just eat everybody like three pizzas. You don't eat at buffets
15:05No more. Why not? Because I saw someone literally sneeze and I swear to God no performative sneeze and
15:11Snot ushed gush out of their mouth and landed right on the cream cheese rock while I was holding a breathtaking bagel
15:17Like a jerk off I sat in that toaster oven toasted waiting for the bagel
15:21Oh, that is a jerk off move. You were standing there like like a jerk off
15:27Playing with my balls
15:28I go to every buffet that I'm ever offered because guess what if you find a perfect buffet
15:32You don't have to go to another restaurant your rest of your life
15:36I'm just saying if you'd say hey, I got a new buffet. I'll say no. Thank you
15:39I'm in because if I find the perfect buffet, that's it. Let's play it out. Invite me to a buffet
15:45Let's do you want to go to a buffet? No, thank you. Okay. Now you invite me
15:49Big I'm in I have an amazing. I'm in at the plaza. I'm in the plazas, but I'm fucking in Sunday brunch
15:55It's a hundred and eighty bucks. Well, someone sneeze on my bagel
15:59No, they don't even have bagels. Oh shit. Okay, Ashley. What's the weather in Houston, even though it's a dome in Houston?
16:06It'll be 86 slight chance of rain
16:09Don't I never knew that they had a dome forever really literally only played in a dome. Wow. I never knew that
16:14Yeah, don't I never you know, I never knew that I knew on Houston. There's a football show. Don't embarrass yourself
16:21You knew what you forgot what's the rule?
16:2523 yeah. Wow. Yeah, I didn't know there was a final four in Houston. Did you last week at a stadium?
16:30Did you know that guy the owner of the Falcons?
16:34You can get like a if you bought a ticket you get like a hot dog drink for free
16:39Incredible doing stories from to me. I'm just saying it's incredible deal doing stories from two weeks ago. It's an incredible deal
16:44Yeah, who wouldn't love to get a free hot dog in a soda just for his retiree. He's a ring of honor
16:49Yeah, but I'm Arthur Blank. That's a great deal. Yeah, it's ring of honor
16:52I I said what when Arthur Blank went in the ring of honor
16:55I said you're a pussy Arthur Blank if I bought a football team, I'd be in the ring of honor the next day
17:01Literally the next day. Oh by the team ring of honor. You could do that
17:04Take everyone else out of the ring of honor. Just my ring of honor. Yeah, I respect that I
17:10Went to the Super Bowl in
17:12Houston
17:14Patriots
17:34My father had the best time ever this is only Super Bowl
17:42Texans defense is gonna roll here. I think Texas defense shuts down Buffalo. I don't think Buffalo is a great team
17:48They are a great offense. No toys about it. Josh. Allen is an epic all-world quarterback
17:54Maybe the best in the NFL right now
17:57Texas have a great day. It's gonna shut down Buffalo. It's gonna make Buffalo one-dimensional
18:01I don't we're not allowed to predict injuries anymore because we don't want to have any
18:06I think Josh
18:09I think Josh Allen's last game this year to 24th season
18:15It's a nice day
18:17Texans take him out
18:19Shout out Texans. Shout out Texans day. Shout out the hospital that Josh Allen will be in and I love you
18:25And I love the girls you're banging you're banging
18:28And I love you and I love the girls you're banging you're my man
18:32Not this week
18:34If Josh Allen is out for the year after this game, it's too fun. I was off the show. It's my show
18:39How can I be off the show? We won't do the show anymore. I'll do the show in New York
18:43You won't be like a show. I'll be like we'll have a little pussy host the show instead of big cat
18:47Who's a little pussy? I'm gonna get a hot woman with a fucking snapping pussy
18:58I'll tell you what. I might be rooting for this now
19:08This and then if I could be so bold big bed, thank you
19:13Thank you so much. I love you. God bless you. May God be with you
19:16Tommy I gave a staff for this game. What was it? I didn't listen. It was pro bills. Okay, great. Love it bills bills bills
19:24What?
19:25Those soldiers that are like in front of the castle and they don't move like this and I'm going in palace fucking about yeah, right
19:32So what means guard? Why are you embarrassing? Thank you. You know that look at me about Hank. Why are you embarrassed soldiers?
19:37Don't fucking embarrass. I embarrassed myself. I gave 14 pounds. Look at me
19:41Don't fucking embarrass him
19:44Nobody wants to fuck me no more under 40
19:48Let's take a break when we come back we got more news versus what's not what your mother does
19:54Shout out mothers. That's all I got
20:01Ready to roll ready to roll ready to roll best mortal lock record on this show
20:07Best overall record on this show and last week we killed them
20:12Three and oh three and oh three and oh on the barstool special bears
20:18Jags Colts bears Jags Colts bears Jags Colts
20:24Against the grain against the public. I went three and oh three and oh three and oh, well
20:30So how much did you pay? How much did you guys pay?
20:34$69 not
20:35six thousand not six hundred sixty nine dollars
20:39Favorite number favorite position again. I'm going three and oh for you on the barstool special three best bets
20:47Three best bets three games. You could go all-in on
20:52Responsibly always but go all-in on them three best bets
20:57$69 favorite number favorite position
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21:09Honey, I made you cheese steaks. What car it's a delicious original style. Pardon my cheesesteak
21:15The government doesn't want me to eat these cheesesteaks because it'll give me too much testosterone
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21:25Yep
21:26Yep, this has all the fixings of a pardon my cheesesteak if you're not a vegan that boy ain't right
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21:39Barstool sports advisers we are back. We have two more games to get to so back
21:45Sunday night game, but let's start out west the Green Bay Packers going to the LA Rams the LA Rams one and three
21:52Looking not great. A lot of injuries the Packers Jordan love is back. They're two and two
21:59Let's start with the weather Ashley in LA. It's got to be beautiful
22:04In LA, we've got 91 and we go guys love that did I did what did you what were you gonna do?
22:11You want to do in Pittsburgh? Yeah, no, no, we're gonna do Pittsburgh next. We're gonna do Pittsburgh. Do you have Green Bay's?
22:16Yeah, whether what's Green Bay? Should we double time it? Yeah
22:21Yes, it's gonna be 71 and we have got rain in Pittsburgh or Green Bay in Pittsburgh. Oh, we save Pittsburgh
22:28What about Green Bay? Um
22:31What was that Green Bay
22:33Fine Green Bay's weather. I just want to know it games in LA. All right, but you'll find Green Bay's weather
22:38You get your models up. You have your advanced model
22:46Sean McVay is a home underdog
22:48Which means points over is eight and three in that spot over is also hit in 11 of the Packers last 14 road games
22:55I love the over in this game fucking give it to me
22:58I love the over in this game Jordan love found something at the end of the game
23:02He got hot at the right time Rams defense stinks Matthew Stafford can still play ball
23:07Give me the over 48 all day every day up your ass. I
23:13Don't have anything to finish that I'm not so fine. Can I say something speaking of s and there it is
23:19No, I'm not gonna get no, I'm not no. No, it's no. No, no, it's nothing what you think dog you pervert
23:24You thought he's gonna be a pervert there. He's not a pervert
23:27for some reason
23:29I
23:31Was wearing a fucking knowing sure today. What the fuck is going on on my toilet paper? What blood on the toilet?
23:37I didn't want to hear that
23:40Dougie and Jack do coke together
23:42I
23:56Gotta ask you something. Yeah, go ahead. Ask me. Are you nervous about the Packers? Yeah, of course
24:02Always. All right. No, I just didn't you know, you play it up like you're not no I am what no because he's real
24:08Who's really Jordan love he's real Malik Wills is 2 and 0 as a starter Jordan love oh and 2 is a start
24:14How about that? I don't believe how about that backups could win Mason Rudolph one games before I don't do it over so and two
24:20I don't believe in that Packers are gonna roll here. It's gonna be probably a 14-point game. I'll take the Packers also take
24:26What's his face? Give me the tavian wicks to score on my card. Oh
24:32Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's great. I love that guy. I'll take him. No scratch that scratch it all scratch it
24:37I don't want to say ratchet. No, I want I want Jalen Reid on my car. Oh, Jordan. Reid. Yeah, Jalen Reid. We read read
24:45Jalen Reid read. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
24:49read
24:51Jalen Reid, what's his name? Jalen Reid?
24:53Give me Jalen Reid. Yeah
24:56That's his name. Yeah, what's his name? Jaden Reid?
25:00Jaden Reid
25:03Did I say it right no, he's a Jalen Reid Jaden Jaden
25:08Yeah, read read, but I'm like God scratches too much shit. Yeah
25:14Just give me the Packers if Jalen Reid does play you want that though
25:19If J if Jalen Reid plays give me Jalen Reid, okay, if Jaden Reid plays nothing then Stu
25:26I mean early money is all on the Packers. It's the
25:30Largest amount of sucker money. It could be sharp money
25:33It could be public money, but the money has flowed in like this
25:36I mean just to give you a vague number very vague
25:39There's over 30 million dollars worldwide right now bet on the Packers. Everybody thinks this is gonna be a route
25:45They they're selling the Rams like they're a shit team. I don't think so. I got to be on them
25:50I'm with the Rams stand up underdogs stand up against the public. Let's go fucking Ram. Okay. Okay
25:57I sure do
25:5959 and cloudy Wow
26:01Again, the game's not being played in Green Bay, but I just wanted to hear it Sunday night football
26:06Sunday night football. Oh boy
26:09Jerry Jerry Jerry. Yeah, it's tough one. Jerry Jerry Jerry
26:13Boys, it's Jerry Jerry Jerry. You want to do weather at first?
26:17Tommy's do weather then we go to Tom. Okay. All right, and then we'll go to Stu
26:22Cuz he's a pussy. Yeah, I
26:25Eat pussy Ashley. Yes, Pittsburgh 71 degrees and rain. Okay
26:31Yeah, I don't think you're gonna like this Jerry, but Cowboys coming off Thursday night football
26:37over the last 20 years Dak Prescott is the most profitable quarterback in the NFL on extra rest and Mike McCarthy is the most
26:44Profitable head coach in the NFL with extra rest. No good cowboy Hank smiling
26:50Cowboy Hank smiling he wants to get back in with Tiffany Gomez. Mm-hmm. He fucked up with that one
26:58She's all over my timeline
27:03Stu go ahead pussy boy third straight Sunday night parlay last week headed by the Ravens 20 dime all in max best bet
27:10I own Sunday night on my website
27:13It's a paywall
27:14So I total parlay so I total parlay so I total parlay going for fourth out of the first five weeks hitting that Sunday
27:22Night parley, you know important that is Stu finder comms to fire comms to fire comm also last week first time
27:28I swept on the barstool special Colts Jags Bears Colts Jags
27:35$69 favorite number favorite position pay me pay me pay me. I'm worth it and it's very little money
27:40Stu finder comm Stu finder comm. Thank you as always big cat Stu finder comm Jerry
27:47You go first. Okay, I'll take the Steelers Wow. Cowboys have a lot of injuries. I don't do Marcus Lawrence
27:55Micah Parsons, are they playing? I don't know. It's the middle of the week when we take this. I
27:59Feel like the Steelers are gonna have a bounce back their defense kind of got
28:03It was that was bad. It was bad. They got exposed. They got exposed a little Joe flack. Oh, yeah
28:08Yeah, he owns your but that was the Tomlin trap that's what he does I told you that you're right you fell for it
28:14And up you were right. So are you confident in this game?
28:17Yes, I actually am. No. All right, then I'm taking the Cowboys not not to a point where like I think we're gonna blow the
28:23Doors off them. I don't think that's gonna happen
28:24But you were confident you're gonna beat the Colts and I read I thought on the Steelers off of you
28:28I thought the team was definitely the Steelers are definitely gonna win. They always lose there. You're right
28:33So, are you confident like do you think is a toss-up game or you think no, this is toss-up
28:37All right, then I'll stick this is this is toss-up
28:40my problem is
28:43Najee Harris is my problem here. They can't seem to get him going
28:48Jalen Warren is probably not gonna play not sure. He's not gonna be 100%
28:53But I'll tell you who's real
28:56You just feel yeah, just feels real you see rusty is out again. Yeah, he's out
29:03They just keep announcing it so that they make him feel happy. Yeah, let me ask you something. I just had a theory I
29:08Could be wrong. I might probably am wrong. Okay, what if for us? Yeah
29:13Seeing fields in camp everybody the whole team seen fields at camp and like this guy's pretty fucking good, right?
29:19Yeah, rusty didn't want to get embarrassed. Yeah, and he's like, you know what? Let's just fucking make up a little injury
29:26Mm-hmm, and this way I can go out, you know in a good spot. I don't go out like a bitch
29:30Yeah, you think that could be it? Yeah, really? Yeah, that could be it
29:34I thought so still making what 35 million dollars for doing nothing. Yeah, nothing's from the Bronx. Absolutely. Nothing. Nothing. I
29:41Know you have Caleb. Are you excited for Justin? I have I've said this and people will think I'm lying
29:47No, I believe you I do
29:48I am have no ill will towards Justin Fields because the Bears fuck that up more than Justin Fields fuck that
29:54Yeah, I'm rooting for the guy. Also, our pick becomes a fourth rounder if he plays a lot of games
29:58Yeah, which is it's gonna be fourth round, right? Oh, yeah. No, so I'm rooting for him. Yep. I like it
30:03I'm gonna take the Steelers here. I think it's gonna be a close game
30:06I like kind of like the under in this game 43 I do Sunday night Steelers that place will be rocking
30:12I'm gonna have three plays here. I want to build up my card three play. Yeah, I'm gonna take the Steelers
30:17Yes, I'm gonna take the under yes, and I'm gonna take a guy who hasn't scored in a long long time
30:25Wrong. He scored last week George Pickett. Oh
30:30You know what and on my card too I want some my card I want four plays
30:33Give me any Georgie anytime touchdown score. Give me Georgie first touchdown score. Oh
30:39Jerry going all out for the Steelers. Yeah all out. I love it. I love it. All right, we come back
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33:33Stewart I don't know the leader in the clubhouse. Thank you. Go ahead
33:379 and 9 last year 15 4 and 3 2 years ago. Um, I
33:43Don't think the Denver Broncos are a fluke. I know they pissed all over my New York Jets J ETS Jets Jaysco pick
33:50That was the ice cold pick, but I think the Broncos are real. I think Sean Payton finally has settled in
33:56I think his coaching staff knows what he wants them to do
34:00I think the offense and defensive line showed that they are
34:04Ready to fucking play and although they have a very young team. They do have talented receivers
34:10Bonics is the real deal. I mean, he's like 40 years old
34:13So, I mean, you know, he played college football feels like for 10 fucking years
34:17So he's ready and he's primed and I think they piss all over the Raiders here
34:21I think this game is an absolute route again. So much sucker money is on the Raiders
34:27They think Raiders are back. The coach threatened everyone. Everybody made a business decision. So that's supposed to mean nothing
34:33That means dick. Yeah J ETS
34:37Jets Jets Jets got pissed on last week, but I come right back with the team that pissed on him
34:41Denver Broncos is my mortal mortal mortal mortal. Shout out Sean Payton. Mmm. Shout out Sean good pick
34:48I like to pick Jerry. Yeah, I do. I like to pick. I like to pick. Thank you
34:52I always feel better when you like I like to pick. Thank you. I like to pick
34:56Go ahead. I'm not really perfect. Uh, I'm gonna tell really
35:00It's a dog shit back. I know but that's why I love it. I
35:04Actually like to pick I swear to God. I like to pick I had the Raiders last week
35:09I like to pick this week you go back you go you go you go Raiders one week
35:13Then you go against him the next week Devante Adams. That's a fucked-up situation. I like to pick Stu future stealer
35:18No, not a future future. Yeah, you think so? No, okay
35:23Future chief I could see that
35:29Yeah, Steeler
35:31Okay, I have a gross pick go really disgusting thing. What I looked at the board and I said, what's the grossest play?
35:38I could find oh, I love this
35:40Give me the over in the Dolphins
35:44Oh
35:48Huntley's gonna cook Tariq is gonna cook
35:51Brissette Brissette is gonna cook
35:54Christian Gonzalez probably a pick six. That'll be six points. Oh, I love that play
35:59I know I hate it so much that I love it
36:01I mean that I have to take it now because it's the grossest pick on the board. Well, you stick with what you had
36:07Is that we were gonna play? Oh
36:10What you got I have my pick but that was so disgusting that I'm gonna have to take that was so cruel
36:15I like this thing. No. Yeah, I'm gonna have to add it to my car because that's gross
36:19So I would bet my life my wife's eyes on this table that if you add
36:25What he likes and you just add it for the fuck of it. You're probably 10%
36:28I just want you to take it off my card Stu's right Stu's a source
36:33All right, my pick. I'm gonna go the defending champion. Yeah, you're right. You're right
36:38Defend your title with honor. I'm gonna go back to what I like. I like taking overs
36:42I'm gonna take the Cardinals 49ers over 49 Cardinals can't stop dick
36:4849ers offense looking like it's coming back a little bit
36:52Over 49 over 49 over 49 over 49 took the over. That's partial. I can go
36:59Let's go advise. We'll see you next week. Thank you everyone. See you next week