Comedy Circus Ke Taansen_ Comedy Show
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00:00Dalerpa ji, I am the same Thakur whose hands Archana got cut from Gabbar so that he doesn't grow up to be bigger than my Dholen's Dhola while going to the gym.
00:23Since Gabbar got his hands cut, I am facing a lot of problems.
00:27No, everything else is fine, but in the morning, I am unable to pick up the newspaper.
00:34My nearest and dearest friend Ramlal used to do all my work, but yesterday he got his hands cut in a train accident.
00:42Anyway, no problem. I have called some new servants. They must be coming.
00:48One thing is that life is short.
00:53Second thing is that youth is short.
00:56As long as I am in my senses,
00:59As long as I am in my passion,
01:03As long as I am in my senses,
01:06As long as I am in my passion,
01:08Don't let me come to my senses.
01:11Give me love. Take my love.
01:15Hello.
01:18Hello.
01:20No one has taught you etiquette. If someone says hello, you should say hello.
01:23Move your hand. Move your hand.
01:27Everyone in the village knows that Gabbar took Thakur's hands.
01:32Oh my god. Someone asks for someone's cycle and takes it. Someone asks for a scooter and takes it.
01:37Tell me one thing. What did you do that he cut your hands?
01:42What did you say?
01:44I held Gabbar's neck.
01:47Oh my god.
01:49I said, Gabbar.
01:51What?
01:53This is not a hand, it is a gallows.
01:55Oh my god.
01:57What was the need to put your hand in his neck and say that it is not a hand, it is a gallows.
02:01He cut both your hands.
02:03He must be playing now. He must have scolded him.
02:06Did you stop him?
02:07I cut so much only after stopping him.
02:10Otherwise, I don't know what all he was going to cut.
02:13Thank god, he didn't cut your legs.
02:16Otherwise, you would have been a beanbag.
02:20If you don't have a hand, it is very useful.
02:23The biggest thing is that your hand can never come to the door.
02:26If you have a fight, you don't have to do this. Just beat him.
02:30Beat me.
02:32Stop this nonsense and tell me who you are.
02:35I want a servant.
02:37Same like that myself.
02:41Why have you put an earring in my ear?
02:44I had an engagement last week.
02:49The bride's family didn't get a place.
02:52So, they put it in my ear and left.
02:56Very interesting lady in the earth.
02:58I don't know where she has put it.
03:00Sit here.
03:02I will make tea for you.
03:05Oh my god! Your gas is over.
03:08How is this possible? The gas came yesterday only.
03:10Who has kept this near the gas?
03:12The gas must be over.
03:16I have kept tea for you.
03:18I have put some garlic in the tea.
03:22Some small pieces of chicken.
03:25Don't drink tea in front of the kids.
03:28The tea is non-veg.
03:31Your tea is ready.
03:33Drink it quickly. It is hot.
03:35Hold it.
03:37I just forgot.
03:39Your tea is ready.
03:41How can I drink tea? It is very hot.
03:43Cool it down.
03:45You don't have anything.
03:47The air will move it.
03:49Cool it down and drink tea.
03:51Drink tea now.
03:54I don't want just tea.
03:56I want some snacks too.
03:58Snacks?
04:00Do you want to eat frog's fritters?
04:02Frog's fritters?
04:03I don't get it.
04:05I am a single servant.
04:07I will make frog's fritters for you.
04:09You don't have to go to the service.
04:11It will get into your stomach.
04:14Listen to me.
04:16My food is very tasty.
04:18I make different food from the world.
04:20I will tell you one thing.
04:22You have eaten the chapatis made by people.
04:24People make round chapatis.
04:26My chapatis are different.
04:28What I do is,
04:30I put some oil on my body
04:31and lie down on the bed.
04:35I make long naans.
04:37I eat as much as I want.
04:39I don't even feel cold.
04:42Look.
04:44You can make whatever food you want.
04:46But remember one thing.
04:48What?
04:50Don't add too much spices.
04:52What difference does it make to you?
04:57I am talking about the plate.
04:58What are you doing?
05:00Are you a Thakur or a German Shepherd?
05:02Don't do this.
05:04You are scaring me.
05:06Very good.
05:08You seem to be a very intelligent man.
05:10I don't need to be intelligent.
05:12If someone looks at me with love,
05:14I am ready to become a mother.
05:16Tell me.
05:18How much money will you take?
05:20Money?
05:22Okay.
05:24Look at me and select a finger.
05:26This one.
05:28Turn your hand.
05:30This finger is worth Rs. 40,000.
05:32So much money?
05:34So what?
05:36Archana.
05:38In our time,
05:40I used to get all the household items for Rs. 10.
05:43You don't get it for Rs. 10 these days.
05:45There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
05:50Listen.
05:52Where is the food shop?
05:54Where do you get the food from?
05:55There is a supermarket nearby.
05:58Supermarket?
06:00I have opened a shop.
06:03Where is the supermarket?
06:05It is nearby.
06:07Where is it?
06:09After leaving three buildings,
06:11you will find a drain.
06:13After crossing the drain,
06:15you will find a big drain.
06:17You can take a u-turn there.
06:19The supermarket is nearby.
06:20Supermarket.
06:23If I go that far,
06:25I will take a separate loan.
06:27You can take as much money as you want.
06:29But you won't get a single day off.
06:31Why won't I get a day off?
06:33I take two days off every week.
06:35And I will take a day off on Sundays.
06:37This is a week-long holiday.
06:39Yes.
06:41When will you work?
06:43I will work next week.
06:45You only get one week in your calendar.
06:47Listen to me.
06:48I have a condition.
06:50What?
06:52I won't make two things for breakfast.
06:54What?
06:56Lunch and dinner.
06:58And listen.
07:00You don't have to have dinner every day.
07:02You have to have breakfast sometimes.
07:04Why?
07:06You become monotonous.
07:08Why don't you understand?
07:10Sit here.
07:12Sit.
07:14Tell me about your morning routine.
07:16What time do you wake up?
07:18I don't wake up at 6.
07:20I don't wake up at 6.
07:22I have to wake up at 9.
07:24I have to say hello and go to sleep.
07:26So that I know the old man is alive.
07:28Okay?
07:30And listen.
07:32I have to wake up at 9.
07:34I have to say hello and go to sleep.
07:36Then I have to sleep for an hour.
07:38Then I have to sleep for an hour.
07:40How will I sleep for so many hours?
07:42You will sleep for 2-3 hours.
07:44Then you will really feel sleepy.
07:46And listen.
07:48I have to wake up at 2.
07:52I have to have lunch at 2.
07:54And I have to sleep for 4 hours after lunch.
07:56Why don't you understand? Sit here.
07:58Bloody hell!
08:00Come here.
08:02What is it?
08:04Come in front.
08:06What is it?
08:08You bloody swine.
08:10Get out of here.
08:12Oh my God!
08:14You have worked for a day.
08:15I have worked for a week.
08:17Mushrooms will come out of your mouth.
08:19Finally, I will go.
08:21What are you looking at?
08:23You have worked for a week.
08:25What will come out of your mouth?
08:27I will stand here for a long time.
08:29Watermelon will come out of your mouth.
08:31Then you can drink it.
08:33Give me your number.
08:35Otherwise I will throw it out.