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00:00Friends, Impala is a very beautiful animal of Africa.
00:04One of its characteristics is that it can jump 3 meters high while standing.
00:10And if it wants, it can jump 10 meters high.
00:14It can jump over every wall.
00:16But if you go to Africa, you will see a bird house.
00:20It is confined to a wall of just 1 meter.
00:27It does not jump over a wall of 1 meter.
00:31It does not come out.
00:32The whole herd is confined to it.
00:34Why does this happen?
00:35If it wants, it can jump.
00:37It can easily jump out.
00:39Why does it not come out?
00:40Because it has a psyche behind it.
00:43Until it sees something, it does not jump there.
00:48The same thing happens with us.
00:50When we do not have a vision,
00:53when we cannot see beyond our reach,
00:56when we think only in 4 walls,
00:59we never jump in life.
01:01We think what will happen beyond that.
01:04This will happen, that will happen.
01:06Anyway, you should be a visionary for that.
01:09You must have heard the praises of many people
01:11that he was a great visionary.
01:13What is this vision?
01:14How does it come?
01:15We will discuss this in our show.
01:17But first understand that it is not necessary
01:20that the walls that you see,
01:22there is nothing beyond that.
01:23Everything is inside.
01:24Many times your freedom is only at the distance of a jump.
01:27Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:30Let's take you to the hospital today
01:32and see what is happening there.
01:47Apply it quickly.
01:48His health is deteriorating.
01:54Heer Ranjana
01:56is on your lap.
01:59Heer Ranjana
02:04Assalam-o-Alaikum.
02:05How is Mr. Chris Gayle?
02:08Is he your friend?
02:09Sir, he is my patient.
02:10Look, he has gone to sleep now.
02:14I make him listen to songs every day.
02:15Really?
02:16Yes.
02:17You make him listen to songs?
02:18He is my patient.
02:19When he is in pain,
02:20I make him listen to songs.
02:21Are there any patients coming these days?
02:23Patients?
02:24Thank God,
02:25a lot of patients are coming.
02:26Because of the current situation.
02:27There are a lot of people among you
02:29who don't remember their ancestors.
02:31We all remember our ancestors.
02:33Have you remembered your ancestors?
02:35Yes.
02:36What was your ancestor?
02:37No one should forget their childhood.
02:39We are not talking about childhood.
02:41Ancestors say that
02:42we should remember our elders.
02:43No.
02:44Ancestors mean that
02:46I will do this duty very well
02:49and I will serve my country.
02:51With patience,
02:52with self-respect.
02:53Yes.
02:54This is called self-respect.
02:55Didn't you come with self-respect?
02:56I did.
02:57Didn't all of you come with self-respect?
02:58We did.
02:59Didn't all of you come with self-respect?
03:00But two wrongs cannot make one right.
03:02You know,
03:03what do you think about it?
03:04What is the problem?
03:09Doctor,
03:10I don't feel my mind is set today.
03:12Why?
03:13Don't you feel today
03:14that you are a useful person?
03:22Oh.
03:23Oh.
03:24Be careful.
03:25Be careful.
03:26Oh God.
03:27A very heavy patient is coming.
03:29Move aside.
03:30Move aside.
03:32Oh God.
03:33Be careful.
03:34Oh God.
03:35Sit.
03:36Oh God.
03:37You go there.
03:38What happened?
03:39Is there any dirt in your body?
03:40What is your name?
03:41Adapalwan.
03:42Adapalwan.
03:43Where are you from?
03:44I am from Tarampura.
03:45From Tarampura.
03:46Yes.
03:47Tell me.
03:48I have a stomach ache.
03:49Oh.
03:50Oh.
03:51It's nothing like that.
03:52Don't worry.
03:53It will be fine.
03:54What?
03:55Why are you eating
03:56if you have a stomach ache?
03:57The doctor told me.
03:58The doctor told you?
03:59He said,
04:00don't keep it empty.
04:01It becomes gas.
04:02Oh.
04:03It becomes gas.
04:04It becomes gas.
04:05It becomes gas.
04:06He sells it on a cylinder.
04:07He sells it on a cylinder.
04:08He sells it on a cylinder.
04:12Then a fool gets up.
04:13Then a fool gets up.
04:15Because of him,
04:16my heart burns.
04:17my heart burns.
04:18Because of him,
04:19the water has been cut off by the fire.
04:22Okay.
04:23As you said about pain.
04:25It happens because of gas.
04:27This is lightening.
04:32Don't worry.
04:33Here.
04:34Everything will be fine.
04:35Okay.
04:36Does this happen here?
04:37Yes.
04:38Here?
04:39Here.
04:40Also, here?
04:41Here.
04:42Hug my hands
04:43where it doesn't happen.
04:45Oh.
04:46This pain
04:47It's an individual.
04:48He is a vagabond.
04:53Sir, do you have his vitals?
04:55Vitals? Where are they?
04:56Sir.
05:00Get up. Lie down there.
05:02Mr. Pulwani.
05:03Mr. Lame Pogo.
05:04Yes.
05:04Uncle, you come here.
05:06I have to go to Shaknada.
05:07Sit.
05:08I won't let you go, Mr. Pulwani.
05:09What do you do?
05:11I tie a bandage on myself.
05:13I climb mountains.
05:15He is Mr. Pulwani.
05:16I see. You are that Desi Jiraan.
05:19Yes.
05:27What are you doing?
05:28We are collecting grass.
05:32Mr. Sadiq.
05:33Yes.
05:34Is it a problem that you are lying down?
05:36No.
05:37I am lying down.
05:40I want to see him.
05:41Oh.
05:43Oh.
05:44Oh, no.
05:46What happened?
05:47You are so noisy.
05:49Where is the bathroom?
05:50It is here.
05:51Here?
05:52No.
05:52It is here.
05:53Here.
05:54It is here.
05:55It is here.
05:56Don't break it. I can smell it.
05:59Are you serious?
06:02No. It is fresh.
06:03It is done.
06:04Come.
06:05Come.
06:07Wait for two minutes.
06:09No.
06:10Uncle, it is done.
06:11My stomach is empty.
06:12Why are you eating when your stomach is empty?
06:14I can't control it.
06:18Okay, my brother.
06:19Yes.
06:19I won't talk to you anymore.
06:20Lie down.
06:24I will make him lie down.
06:26I will make him lie down.
06:29Brother.
06:30Enough.
06:30I have seen this patient before.
06:32How?
06:33His stomach is full.
06:34Yes.
06:34He is hungry.
06:35He is going to the bathroom.
06:36He is eating again.
06:37I think we should do an ultrasound.
06:39Do a digital one.
06:40Do a digital X-ray.
06:41Do an X-ray.
06:42Bring the file.
06:42Take this.
06:43Mr. Arun, this is the way to do a digital X-ray.
06:46Do you know something?
06:47You must have seen that some people eat a lot.
06:50They eat a lot.
06:51And not everyone has a big stomach.
06:55We say that he has a big stomach.
06:56Right.
06:57He can eat one litre of food.
06:59The size of the stomach is almost like a fist.
07:03But when you eat food, it becomes the size of a small football.
07:07Yes.
07:08Actually, there is a hormone.
07:10Ghrelin.
07:12It tells the brain that I am hungry.
07:16Or it tells me to stop eating.
07:17There are hormones that go to the brain.
07:20Yes.
07:20From the stomach.
07:21So, those hormones are often late released by some people.
07:25After the brain, the most aware
07:30and the one who is full of nerves
07:33and the one who makes decisions.
07:35I used to think that the part of the brain in the spinal cord
07:37is the best brain after the brain.
07:41But actually, your stomach is your second brain.
07:44Wow.
07:44Yes. It will be stressed.
07:46It will function well in happiness.
07:48It knows everything.
07:50Stop eating and drinking.
07:51Don't breathe.
07:53One minute.
07:59I will send you a laboratory.
08:01Print it and give it to Sadiq.
08:02Okay.
08:03I will give it to him.
08:04Go quickly.
08:05And make it bigger.
08:06Okay.
08:07Sadiq, you can breathe.
08:09Sadiq.
08:09Breathe.
08:10Mr. Bulwark.
08:11Sadiq.
08:12Mr. Bulwark.
08:13He is a shopper.
08:14Mr. Bulwark.
08:15Shopper.
08:15Sadiq.
08:16Mr. Bulwark.
08:17Sadiq.
08:17I can't live without you, Mr. Bulwark.
08:19Mr. Bulwark.
08:20I can't live without you, Mr. Bulwark.
08:22You love her so much.
08:24It's not love. It's my wife.
08:37Why are you eating so soon?
08:39Yes. Why are you eating so soon?
08:41Doctor.
08:42I had told you to get an exhaust fan.
08:44A gas patient can come.
08:46Doctor, get an X-ray done.
08:49What is this?
08:49What?
08:52Are you mad?
08:54Is this a pot or a urn?
08:56Keep it.
08:58Keep it here.
09:01Leave it.
09:02Doctor, what is this?
09:04This is a coloured X-ray of your stomach.
09:08I thought my film got released.
09:13Mr. Arun, I have come to know about this stomach problem.
09:15Okay. Wow.
09:16What problem does he have?
09:17He is too old.
09:19We will have to make him younger.
09:21This is the reason for his constant hunger.
09:24Ravi, bring your comforter here.
09:26Yes.
09:28Here is your patient, Sadiq.
09:32Mr. Sadiq, we have to cut your stomach.
09:34How much?
09:35This much.
09:38What?
09:39This much is fine.
09:41No. Keep this much.
09:42We have to cut the rest.
09:45Come on.
09:46Get the X-ray done.
09:47Give me your long legs.
09:51Give me your long legs. Lie down.
09:52I lost my job.
09:53Write your name here.
09:55I lost my job.
09:56Write your name here.
09:58Yes.
09:58He is going to get operated.
10:00Why are you crying?
10:01It is not a major operation.
10:03It will take 12 to 14 hours.
10:04You will be fine.
10:05Hello.
10:05Talk to him.
10:06Talk to him.
10:08Hello.
10:08Yes, mom.
10:11Hello.
10:11Yes, mom.
10:13Son, why are you crying?
10:14My legs are paining.
10:18My legs are paining.
10:19I have come to the hospital.
10:20I will reach there soon.
10:25Be strong.
10:26Be strong.
10:27I am here.
10:28Come to the hospital.
10:30Hospital?
10:31He is here.
10:33Dad.
10:35What are you doing here?
10:36What?
10:37It is an operation.
10:38God has given you..
10:39God has given your dad a son.
10:42He did not give me brains.
10:48It is your operation.
10:49Lie down.
10:50Lie down.
10:53Sit down.
10:54Lie down.
10:55Lie down.
10:56Sit down.
10:58Hold the rope.
11:05He is going through an ordeal.
11:06Why are you not giving him anesthesia?
11:09I will give him.
11:10He is sitting like this.
11:11He will faint.
11:13Doctor, open the door for two minutes.
11:15I want to..
11:17I want to drink some water.
11:19You will drink water.
11:20I will call my relatives.
11:22Dad, come here.
11:24Doctor has called dad.
11:26Call him.
11:27Give the doctor a name.
11:29Why are you also limping?
11:30Dad had given me a broken leg.
11:33Look at your son.
11:35Oh, God!
11:36What has happened to my son?
11:39Dad.
11:39Nothing has happened.
11:40He comes home drunk.
11:41Who are you to him?
11:43He is my brother-in-law.
11:44And you?
11:44He is his brother-in-law.
11:46What is your relation?
11:47I am his sister.
11:48Why are you limping?
11:49I had a motorcycle accident.
11:51Okay.
11:52I had a broken leg.
11:53Okay.
11:53Now I am limping.
11:56Take everyone out.
11:58Tender.
11:58Don't create a ruckus.
11:59Take everyone out.
12:00Let's go.
12:05Greetings, brother.
12:06Greetings.
12:08Tell me, do you have a job?
12:11Job?
12:12Is there a job in this?
12:13Yes, there is.
12:14I have a job too.
12:17Mr. Haroon, why aren't you getting those documents signed?
12:19If he dies during the operation
12:21then he won't be responsible, doctor.
12:23Why do you all sign here?
12:25Of course, we will sign.
12:26We will put our hands together.
12:27Do you have any objection if something happens?
12:29No, I don't have any objection.
12:31Okay.
12:32I think you should get your empty documents signed.
12:36Hide them outside.
12:39Okay, now you people have seen it.
12:41You have met for the last time.
12:42Don't cry, girl.
12:43Go home.
12:45Make curry.
12:46I will make nice fritters.
12:47I will make koftas and eggs.
12:49Why am I crying?
12:52Brother, you people go home.
12:54We don't have any tension.
12:56God have mercy.
12:57If something happens to you tomorrow
12:59then you won't be able to walk.
13:02It will be very costly.
13:03Arthopedic will be very costly.
13:05Brother, he is right.
13:08If something happens tomorrow
13:11then how much will we fix?
13:19Is there salt in this?
13:20Is there salt in this?
13:21This is your operation.
13:25Uncle.
13:26Leave the operation.
13:27Attendant, go out.
13:28You go out.
13:30Let's go.
13:31Let's go to the waiting area.
13:32Let's go.
13:34Let's go.
13:34All of you go.
13:36Let's go.
13:36Let's go.
13:43He has done it.
13:46Oh, God.
13:47Oh, God.
13:49Lift the leg.
13:50Oh, God.
13:51The rope is broken.
13:52Oh, God.
13:54Oh, God.
13:56Hello.
13:56Oh, God.
13:57Oh, God.
13:58Oh, God.
13:59Hold his hand.
14:00Oh, God.
14:02I won't come from there.
14:04I won't come from there.
14:06Hold him.
14:07Oh, God.
14:09Oh, God.
14:10Oh, God.
14:11My knee is broken.
14:12What happened?
14:13My knee is broken.
14:14Don't worry.
14:16Why?
14:17It's a local orthopedic.
14:18Bring him here.
14:19Okay.
14:20Come.
14:20What's the problem?
14:21I won't come from there.
14:22I won't come from there.
14:24Bring him here.
14:25Hurry up.
14:30Oh, God.
14:31Oh, God.
14:32That's it.
14:32Oh, God.
14:33It's paining a lot.
14:34Take him home.
14:35Take me somewhere.
14:36One minute.
14:37You are here.
14:37I am here.
14:39It's done.
14:40It's not a big deal.
14:41Okay.
14:42Sadhak, do something.
14:45I can't bear the pain.
14:46No problem.
14:47Give me some courage.
14:48Okay.
14:49Hey.
14:50Sadhak.
14:50Courage.
14:51Courage.
14:52Sadhak.
14:53It's paining a lot.
14:54Oh, God.
14:55It's a big problem.
14:56Oh, God.
14:57Oh, God.
14:58Thank God.
15:00Now I feel better.
15:02You have become a new man.
15:04Oh, God.
15:06Mr. Arun.
15:07Yes.
15:07People call me Jirakoshini.
15:09Yes.
15:09It's a technique.
15:10Trust me.
15:11Are you feeling better?
15:12He is a doctor.
15:14Mr. Arun.
15:15Yes.
15:16I am feeling better.
15:17Really?
15:18I feel as if nothing has happened to me.
15:20Oh.
15:21He did it with such a good technique.
15:24Trust me.
15:25Mr. Sadhak, I am indebted to you.
15:27Don't worry about the rest.
15:29I will write a prescription for you.
15:30Okay.
15:31You have to get it from the medical store.
15:32He is on the right track.
15:33Yes.
15:33He has benefited.
15:34Yes.
15:34So he is writing a prescription.
15:35And I will get you your stomach from there.
15:44What happened?
15:44Let's go.
15:46Sadhak.
15:49You don't know what happened?
15:51He is the one who came to you.

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