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00:30Grétings my faithful worshippers! I bring joyous tidings! The last of the unbelievers, the ultimate infidel, hath at last bowed before my infinite power! Behold as he bows and scrapes for my forgiveness!
01:01O splendiferous one, the all-seeing serpent-lord, sigh! I am but a worthless speck of lint in the navel of the universe! Have mercy on me!
01:14What happened? It was just a beautiful dream! Wait! It's an omen!
01:30Bobo! Bobo!
01:41Arise and shine, Bobo! This is important! I just had a dream about the future! I will soon be master of the island!
01:52Good morning all! Today we bring you an eye-opening report on exotic religious groups of the South Pacific!
02:03Our first group, the conk-bonkers, are called to service to practice an age-old custom.
02:08Bonk-onk! Bonk-onk! Bonk-onk!
02:16Each and every day, these conk-bonkers perform this strange ritual faithfully. And why? Because it feels so good when they stop, of course.
02:25What they don't seem to notice, however, is that their leaders, the Reverend Dack and Blecker, and his assistant, Wharton J. Goldgavel, have grown rich selling them their official conk-bonker hammers.
02:38Bobo! Bobo! I've got it!
02:42I'm going to create my very own exotic religious group, the snake charmers!
02:47The snake charmers?
02:49That's right! And I will be the prophet! And anyone who fails to charm the great snake will be punished very severely!
02:58What are you going to do to him, boss?
03:01I'm going to... Well, first of all, what will I do?
03:04What will I do? Ah, we'll worry about the details later!
03:11Wow! This place sure looks old! Bet it's been here for years!
03:16Maybe even hundreds of years, Polo!
03:20This island never ceases to amaze me!
03:24It must have been built by some ancient civilization!
03:27It's funny though, Polo. Some of those carvings look sort of familiar. Know what I mean?
03:35Yeah! Who knows? Maybe it's a portrait of one of Sai's ancestors!
03:41What's that?
03:43A volcano on the North Shore! Looks like it's acting up again!
03:48I brought my TV. Maybe it made the news!
03:51Oh no! My TV! My poor TV!
03:55Oh, what a mess, gee! I hope I can fix it!
04:00What a nuisance!
04:08Whoa! Will you stop doing that? Oh, now what?
04:13Now a special report on recent volcanic activity on the island's North Shore.
04:18I'm honored to have here with me the island's leading authority on volcanoes,
04:22none other than... Pat! Nimble Paper! Over to you, Pat!
04:27Thank you, ma'am!
04:29Now, although the volcano poses no threat at all,
04:32to prevent any undue alarm, I've determined the exact times of future eruptions.
04:42How is knowing when the volcano will erupt again going to help, Bob?
04:47Don't worry, Bobo! You'll see soon enough!
04:50Why, the great snake himself!
04:55I wonder how old Veed's doing with his television set?
04:58He says he can fix it, but it'll take a while.
05:01Well, if it isn't Bobo, alone, thank goodness!
05:08I need one roll of red material fit for a king,
05:12a roll of gold ribbons, and some money.
05:15I need one roll of red material fit for a king,
05:18a roll of gold ribbons, and some feathers for a headdress.
05:24What's up? Couldn't wait for Halloween?
05:27They're not for me! They're for the prophet, of course!
05:31The prophet?
05:33What prophet? The one at the temple?
05:36The temple Polo and Ovitown today?
05:38That's right! And if you want to watch him command the volcano, be there at one ten!
05:43Huh?
05:51One ten, huh?
05:53I don't like it.
05:55Size behind this, I'm sure.
05:57Well, you go if you like, but I'm too busy.
06:00I'd rather fix my TV than waste my time on some phony prophet.
06:06Hey! Bobo! It's one ten!
06:09Let's see this prophet of yours!
06:12Yeah! Come on! Let's see this prophet!
06:15Infidels! You dare doubt my existence?
06:19Look upon the prophet of the great snake and tremble!
06:25It's just size!
06:27Oh, that's a good one! You had me fooled for a minute!
06:32Great snake!
06:33Great snake!
06:35Oh, demonstrate thy power to these miserable mortals who dare tease thy prophet!
06:49Well, that's better!
06:51Now, do you believe me?
06:54You may go! But the next ceremony will take place at...
06:595.22!
07:00So, don't be late!
07:02If there's anything the great snake hates, it's a late follower!
07:06Oh, and we'll be taking collection at the next performance,
07:10so remember to bring an offering!
07:15Obede! Obede! It's a catastrophe!
07:19Obede! Size of prophet of the great snake now!
07:22It controlled the volcano!
07:24What? Controlled the volcano?
07:26That's right! He called upon the great snake and it blew its top!
07:30Listen! It's rumbling again!
07:35What are we waiting for?
07:37Let's get those offerings!
07:39In time for that ceremony!
07:41What's going on?
07:45Oh, great snake!
07:50Are you satisfied with the offerings your followers have brought for you?
08:01Oh, look! He's talking inside!
08:06Relax, slaves! The great snake is satisfied!
08:10For now, that is!
08:12But if you dare to defy him or his prophet,
08:17well, it's game over, get it?
08:21At last! All repairs complete!
08:24All I've got to do now is turn it on!
08:26And now, another word from Pat Nimblepepper on that pesky volcano!
08:31Seems he'd like to modify his earlier predictions!
08:36Well, hello again, folks!
08:38Well, am I embarrassed? Yes, I am!
08:40You see, when I forecast those earlier eruptions,
08:43well, I forgot to turn over my little sheet of paper here
08:46and tell you about the last eruption,
08:48which will take place in five minutes!
08:50I knew it!
08:51The great snake is resting!
08:54But while he sleeps, I am your...
08:57Knock it off, Psy!
08:59Okay, someone's in for it!
09:01You've pulled the wool over their eyes long enough, pal!
09:04Pulled the wool over their eyes?
09:06Ha! I really am the great snake's prophet!
09:09Pipsqueak!
09:11Ovi, please, don't get him mad, huh?
09:13He's not half as mad as I am!
09:15Hey, Psy, when's the great snake due to rumble again, huh?
09:17Oh, not for quite a while!
09:19I had a word with him
09:21and he promised to let me take over
09:23for the foreseeable future!
09:30Hide me!
09:33Serves you right for making fools of us!
09:36Speak for yourself, Povo!
09:38He never fooled me!
09:40Not really!
09:42Yeah, Saffron, if he didn't fool you,
09:44how come you baked him a cake?
09:46You know something, Povo?
09:48I think there really is a great snake in that volcano
09:51and I think he's mad at me!