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00:30Waouh !
00:34Waouh !
00:36Waouh !
00:38Waouh !
00:40Waouh !
00:42Oh, quelle langue de ce petit gars !
00:46Mighty Mouse is on the way !
00:49Here I come to save the day !
00:53No job too big or too small !
01:00Mighty Mouse !
01:02Maybe one of my Mighty Mouse fairy tales can help put you to sleep.
01:06Are they really that boring ?
01:08Once upon a time, there was an evil troll that lived beneath the bridge.
01:13The troll's name was Harry, and he was undoubtedly the meanest, rottenest, dirtiest and slimiest troll in all of Middle-Earth.
01:23Eyes all bloodshot, hair dirty and matted, really need a shave.
01:29I always look best when I wake up in the morning.
01:35Every day, Harry would guard his bridge, and he would charge travelers a very heavy toll to cross it.
01:41Who goes there ?
01:42It is I, Ambrose Philip LaRodent III.
01:45Whoever across my bridge does stroll must pay me a hefty toll.
01:56Who goes there ?
01:57It's me, Orville Ork.
02:00I am the filthiest, the foulest, the lousiest ork in all of Middle-Earth.
02:10Go ahead, Orville.
02:15Professional courtesy, you know.
02:18One day, a beautiful fairy, Pixie Pureheart, needed to cross the bridge.
02:23Who goes there ?
02:24It's me, Pixie Pureheart, Mr. Troll.
02:26I need to use your bridge.
02:27Well, that's gonna cost you a pretty penny, Pixie Pureheart.
02:31Fork over all your cash.
02:33But fairies don't carry money.
02:35Pixie, I got good news and bad news for you.
02:38The good news is that you don't have to pay me any money.
02:41What's the bad news ?
02:44I'm having you for dinner.
02:46Don't you like fairies ?
02:48Sure I do. Boiled.
02:52And a dash of salt.
02:54And just a little bit of pepper.
02:58Aren't you even going to say gesundheit ?
03:02Please, please, Mr. Troll.
03:04Don't cook me. I beg of you, please.
03:07Pipe down ! I don't want any wines with dinner.
03:11I don't even drink.
03:13Help ! Help !
03:17Gosh, poor Pixie.
03:18If only there was a mighty mouse in Middle-Earth.
03:21I thought I told you to stop me if you've heard this one.
03:25It just so happens there was a mighty mouse.
03:28And he heard. Pixie's pleased for help.
03:31I've been waiting to try this roast fairy recipe
03:35since I saw the Goblin Gourmet make it on television.
03:40Help ! Help ! Help !
03:46Where's Pixie Pureheart ?
03:47Sorry, that name doesn't ring a bell.
03:52What's that noise coming from the oven ?
03:56Mighty mouse, that was close.
03:58Yes, it is a little close in here.
04:00What are you waiting for ? Get me out of here.
04:02You wouldn't want me to burn my hand on that hot dish, would you ?
04:05Come out of there, mouse.
04:09So, you're trying to make off with my dinner, huh ?
04:22Ta-da !
04:41Thanks, those were my good dishes.
04:44Hey !
04:52Now, listen here, Mr. Troll. I think we can settle this.
04:56If we could just sit down and discuss this matter.
04:58Violence never solves anything.
05:05For the last time, Harry, would you put down that silly club ?
05:08Frankly, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with it.
05:21What a dinner I'm gonna have tonight.
05:25I'll make a mighty mouse mousse to go with the roast fairy.
05:28There's gonna be so much food, I could invite a friend.
05:32But I don't have any friends.
05:52If you wanna travel this river, you gotta pay me a toll.
05:57Oh, I know all about this racket.
06:01Oh, mighty mouse, that was well done.
06:04Yes, and I saved you before you were even medium rare.
06:08And they lived happily ever after.
06:13Happily ever after ?
06:15Miserable.
06:17I'll get him if it's the last thing.
06:19Shut up and swim.
06:21Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.
06:35Boy, am I tired. It's way past my bedtime.
06:38Give me a drink of water. I'm thirsty.
07:08To be continued...