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00:00Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:16Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:21Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:26I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.
00:30Yay!
00:35Buy my moth-eaten wallet, Louisie. This book is the answer to our problem.
00:40Landshakes, Barney. Oh, I think you're right.
00:44I've been trying to straighten out this old table for years.
00:47Sure enough, it works right.
00:50No, Louisie girl. This is a reading book.
00:54Land of Goshen, honey bucket.
00:57Just look what it says here.
00:59Two ways to make a million dollars, or a million ways to make two dollars.
01:05Oh, do it say anything about how to fix this here table?
01:08Louisie, after reading this book, I'll be able to buy you a million tables.
01:12Sure is going to make our little home mighty crowded.
01:16Two ways to make a million dollars.
01:20One, find somebody with two million dollars and ask them for half.
01:24Louisie, do you know anyone with two million dollars?
01:27Oh, not that I can think of offhand.
01:29Me neither. All right, let's go on to the second way.
01:33Number two says, enter and win a contest with a million dollar prize.
01:39Now we're getting somewhere.
01:41Hmm, a contest with a million dollar prize.
01:44Well, there's always that Mayflower Company's annual million dollar bake-o-rama contest.
01:50They're talking about on the radio, you know.
01:52Bake your favorite cakes and pies and win a million dollar prize.
01:59Beautiful, beautiful. And that's it, Louisie.
02:02Oh, you're going to bake a pie, honey pot.
02:04Not me, Louisie. You are.
02:07I'll bet if you were to bake one of those magnificent blackbird pies of yours,
02:11I, uh, we could win that million dollars.
02:15Oh, I reckon we could have that.
02:17But I'm plumb out of blackbirds, Barney.
02:20Snuffy and I will give you the birds.
02:22Now don't forget, I need four and twenty of them there blackbirds.
02:32Caw, caw, suppertime chilling.
02:35Caw, caw, listen to your ma.
02:37Caw, caw, suppertime chilling.
02:42Caw, caw, listen to your ma.
02:50Barney, Barney, help me.
02:52Stop fooling around, Snuffy. We've got enough birds.
02:55I don't want him concerned. He wants me.
02:59Well, tell him you're spoken for and let's get out of here.
03:02I'm sorry, Baldy, but my heart belongs to Louisie.
03:07Mayflower Company Bakorama.
03:13This is it.
03:14Just wait until they get a taste of that blackbird pie.
03:17Why, the money is practically in my, uh, our pockets.
03:22Look at those entries.
03:24Shoo fly pie.
03:27Marble cake.
03:32Leaning tower of pizza pies.
03:35Upside down cake.
03:40Wait till they see our entry.
03:42Here's our booth.
03:43Snuffy, help Louisie take out our blackbird pie.
03:46The judge will be here any minute.
03:48Hmm, that sure looks good.
03:50I'll just confiscate me a little old piece.
03:54Great balder fire.
03:57Come back here, birds.
03:58Birds, come back.
04:00Birds, come back, I tell you.
04:06Hey, gotcha.
04:08Get the rest, Barney.
04:09Stop.
04:10Halt.
04:11Do you hear me?
04:22The judges have decided that since all the other entries have been destroyed,
04:28beyond repair and recognition,
04:30the winner of the Mayflower Company Bakerama is Blackbird Pie.
04:35Because of your fault, er, default,
04:38here's your check for one million dollars.
04:41Ladies, we thank you.
04:43Louisie, I gotta hand it to you.
04:45No, you have to hand it to me.
04:47Who are you?
04:48I'm from the tax department.
04:50The tax you owe on one million dollars comes to exactly $999,999.50.
04:58Here's your change, sir.
05:00Thank you, and goodbye.
05:02By the way, Mr. Google,
05:04we noticed that you forgot to pay the one dollar entrance fee.
05:07We'll take this 50 cents on account,
05:10and you can send the rest.
05:12Stamps, if you like.
05:14Great balder fire.
05:18Did you ever have one of those days?
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