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00:58Assalam-o-Alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuhu.
01:28Waalaikum-us-Salaam.
01:29I can reach wherever I want to.
01:32Please don't stop me and waste my time again and again.
01:44You said it yourself,
01:46when a girl says no, it means she's saying no.
01:50She's not saying yes.
01:51I'm glad you remembered this lesson.
01:55I remember the lesson, but I can't forget Meenu.
01:59I want to talk to her, but she's not ready to talk to me.
02:03There's a better solution to this.
02:05Write her a letter and say what you want to say.
02:10I'll say it, but she hasn't said anything.
02:13If you say it honestly, she'll answer you.
02:18What if she doesn't?
02:20So, no means no.
02:22There's no need to bother her again and again or go after her.
02:26Son, short-term love sometimes opens the door to new and long-term love.
02:33Maybe that's what short-term love is.
02:37Dad, don't say that. Why are you scaring me?
02:41I don't want Meenu's support for a few moments.
02:46I want it for the rest of my life.
02:50As far as I remember, you had the same thoughts about Malaika.
02:55Dad, I had thoughts about Malaika.
02:58I have feelings for Meenu.
03:00I've never cried for Malaika.
03:02But Meenu has made me cry.
03:07Tell her, not me.
03:10I can't tell her, dad.
03:12Why not?
03:14There's a risk of being put at risk.
03:16What if she says that men cry?
03:20I'm fed up with your quality.
03:22You always read my mind.
03:26That's true.
03:27Mom says that strong men don't cry.
03:31And I say that those who don't cry aren't men.
03:35They're stones.
03:37And stones have no right to claim love.
03:43I'm done talking to you.
03:45Let me eat.
03:47I'm starving.
03:50Do your work, son.
03:53Okay, dad.
04:13Oh God!
04:15For the sake of your Muslims' poverty,
04:18Fulfill all their wishes.
04:20Ameen.
04:23For the sake of your weak people,
04:26For the sake of their rights,
04:28For the sake of their numbers,
04:30For the sake of their names,
04:32Ameen.
04:34If they get their numbers this time,
04:36You won't be able to change the old water engine in your house.
04:41We'll change it and install a new one.
04:43Ameen.
04:44It's up to you.
04:46Ameen.
04:48Where have you been?
04:50I've been looking for you since yesterday.
04:52I've called you 10 times, but you didn't answer.
04:54I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
04:56I was very busy yesterday.
04:58May I order?
04:59What do you want to order?
05:01Do something about this doctor.
05:03Ever since he's been here, he's been causing trouble.
05:06He brought a channel girl from the city.
05:08She took Nasreeni to the police station.
05:11Now you have to do two things.
05:13First, get this channel girl arrested.
05:16So that she shuts up.
05:18And secondly, get this doctor changed.
05:21That's it.
05:23I can't do it now.
05:27Why?
05:28The minister has removed me from the post of adviser.
05:31What?
05:34When? How? Why?
05:36The conspiracies have worked.
05:38Now even the inquiries are on me.
05:40So what?
05:42What about me?
05:44I have so many enemies in your support.
05:46What can I say, brother?
05:48I'm very worried myself.
05:50Instead of doing anything right now,
05:52I can give you an advice.
05:54Yes, tell me.
05:56You are a more decent man than necessary.
05:58That's why that doctor is misbehaving.
06:02Instead of being decent,
06:04you need to show your integrity.
06:07Show it.
06:09Otherwise, like me,
06:11you will be humiliated by your loved ones.
06:17Okay.
06:19Goodbye.
06:33Here you go.
06:35You don't need to bandage it again.
06:37This will work for a week.
06:39How is the wound?
06:41It's healing.
06:43Are you taking your medicines?
06:45Yes, I'm taking my medicines on time.
06:47How are you feeling now?
06:49I have the grace of God.
06:51My condition is getting worse day by day.
06:53Think about it.
06:57I have followed her to your house a few times.
06:59But I can't find her.
07:01How will I think about her
07:04if I can't find her?
07:06You can come with me right now.
07:08She is at home.
07:10You can see her and tell me
07:12if there is any hope of her survival or not.
07:16Shall we go?
07:24Majhi!
07:26Amraj!
07:28He is not at home.
07:30He left four days ago.
07:32Where did he go?
07:34I don't know.
07:36But you didn't ask him.
07:38I'm stuck in my own house.
07:40Don't remind me of the formulas.
07:42I have to study.
07:44Do you want me to study or you?
07:50Keep an eye on your sons.
07:54Doctor,
07:56I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
07:58I'll find him in two minutes.
08:01Where is your mother?
08:03She has gone with sister-in-law.
08:07Make a cup of tea for him.
08:09You have tea.
08:11I'll be right back.
08:13Take him to the dispensary.
08:15I'll check him there.
08:17We'll have tea some other time.
08:19You have been so kind.
08:21I won't let you go
08:23without having tea.
08:25Have tea.
08:27Oh no!
08:29My chickens have been bitten.
08:31May you die!
08:33May you rot in hell!
08:57May you die!
08:59May you rot in hell!
09:01May you rot in hell!
09:03May you rot in hell!
09:05May you rot in hell!
09:07May you rot in hell!
09:09May you rot in hell!
09:11May you rot in hell!
09:13May you rot in hell!
09:15May you rot in hell!
09:17May you rot in hell!
09:19May you rot in hell!
09:21May you rot in hell!
09:23May you rot in hell!
09:26May you rot in hell!
09:28A yellow pill with a blue pill.
09:30And a white pill with a red pill.
09:32Three times a day.
09:34And a yellow pill with a pink pill.
09:36And a pink pill with a blue pill.
09:38Twice a day.
09:42Do you understand?
09:44I didn't understand a single thing.
09:46Tell me again.
09:48The truth is that I have forgotten too.
09:50Just take God's name
09:52and take whatever medicine you want.
09:54By God's will,
09:56there will be no rest.
09:58Yes, yes.
10:00A yellow pill with a blue pill.
10:02A black pill with a black pill.
10:04A pink pill with a pink pill.
10:06And a yellow pill with a pink pill.
10:08And a yellow pill with a pink pill.
10:24Are you sick or me?
10:26What?
10:28No.
10:30I am making medicine.
10:32Do you have a fever?
10:34Thank God.
10:40I have an injection too.
10:42Apply it.
11:22There are three pills.
11:24One in the morning and one at night.
11:26Okay, doctor.
11:50I need your advice.
11:54Tell me.
11:58I want to stand in front of my father.
12:00Why?
12:02Ever since he has started
12:04the gambling business,
12:06the house has been blessed.
12:08I get one meal at a time
12:10and another meal at another time.
12:12Mother is running the house
12:14by begging from here and there.
12:16We fight with each other all day.
12:18Tell me, what should I do?
12:20Talk to him
12:22and ask him to stop gambling.
12:24What is the matter, sir?
12:26He says he is addicted.
12:28He won't give up.
12:30Is it true, sir?
12:34Once you are addicted,
12:38you can't give up.
12:40The wise say,
12:42if no one gambles,
12:46once a person gets into this business,
12:48his whole life is wasted.
12:52In the hope of winning,
12:54he bets his house,
12:56land, property,
12:58everything.
13:02Mother says,
13:04if your grandfather knew
13:06that his future son-in-law
13:08is a gambler,
13:10he would have died.
13:12But he would have never married me.
13:14I have seen your grandfather.
13:16He was a very respectable man.
13:18Your mother is right.
13:22If he had known,
13:24he would never have given his daughter
13:26to Ameer Muhammad.
13:28He shouldn't have given her either.
13:32Then why are you giving her, sir?
13:40What do you mean?
13:42What do you mean?
13:48Mr. Zulkhani, what's going on?
13:50Sir, they have to call.
13:52All of them?
13:54Sir, all their stars
13:56meet at the same place.
13:58They will be free in five minutes.
14:00You go home and relax.
14:02First tell me what's going on.
14:04Who are these people?
14:06What is Meenu's brother doing with them?
14:08Sir, he is their leader.
14:10All of them are gamblers, sir.
14:12What?
14:14Sir, today is their moon night.
14:16All of them have bet on some number.
14:18It must be in Karachi.
14:20And they are not getting any information here.
14:24In the name of God.
14:26Hello.
14:28Yes.
14:30This is Ameer Muhammad speaking.
14:32Which number did you bet on?
14:34What?
14:36Speak louder. I can't hear you.
14:38Five?
14:42Keep quiet.
14:44Which number did you bet on?
14:46What?
14:48He bet on it.
14:50He bet on it.
14:56Which number did you bet on?
14:58Uncle, I bet on 5 and 3.
15:02And 18?
15:04I will bet on it next time.
15:06You said you will bet on 18.
15:08I didn't bet on it.
15:10Numbers have bet on it.
15:12Numbers give chances of millions.
15:14So what if I didn't bet on it this time.
15:16It's a game of try, try again.
15:18I will bet on you.
15:20What are you doing?
15:22What is happening?
15:24What is happening?
15:26Doctor, he has attacked me.
15:28You guys have stopped me.
15:30Otherwise, he would have beaten me up.
15:32I will beat you up and take my money back.
15:34If you are his son, then take it.
15:38Get out.
15:40Get out.
15:42Get out.
15:44I want all of you out of here.
15:46Get out.
15:48Afzal Khan, I don't want to see any of them here.
15:52This is a dispensary, not a gambling house.
15:54Mind your tongue, doctor.
15:56We are not gamblers, we are players.
15:58We don't gamble.
16:00This is a government telephone.
16:02You can't attack us.
16:04You had banned us earlier as well.
16:06But the villagers
16:08got rid of all of your officers.
16:10If you try to mess with us this time,
16:12we will tell Malik Nadir
16:14to get rid of Afzal Khan.
16:24Catch him.
16:26What are you doing?
16:32What are you doing?
17:02What are you doing?
17:14You have made my body like iron.
17:20Malik ji.
17:22Greetings, Malik ji.
17:24I am just praying for you.
17:26I don't just pray.
17:28I also work for Kesar Khanna.
17:30Of course, we do.
17:32We eat your food.
17:34We sing your praises.
17:36My brother-in-law
17:38was telling me that the government
17:40is organizing a protest in Lahore
17:42after four months.
17:44I was wondering
17:46if I should get you ready
17:48for that protest.
17:50What do you think?
17:52I salute your thinking, Malik ji.
17:54I can even fight death
17:56on your orders, let alone a protest.
17:58These are not orders.
18:00These are orders.
18:02You are the pride of Kesar Khanna.
18:04How can I be a sinner by giving you orders?
18:08This is amazing.
18:10If God wills,
18:12I will make Kesar Khanna,
18:14or even Islam,
18:16proud in the protest, Malik ji.
18:18Okay.
18:20Then get ready.
18:22Come and take the expenses
18:24from Munshi for this month.
18:26How much should I pay you?
18:30Rs. 10,000-15,000, Malik ji.
18:34I have paid you Rs. 20,000.
18:36What will you remember?
18:40Malik ji,
18:42you are
18:44a very nice man.
18:46I don't want anyone
18:48to raise a finger on my character.
18:50Henceforth, I am leaving.
18:52No, Malik ji.
18:54Even a strict religious scholar like Yusuf can give you money.
18:56I have never looked down
18:58on any Kesar Khanna's sister.
19:00I am sure of my eyes, tongue and lips.
19:04You are sure,
19:06but I am not.
19:10There are talks in the village
19:12that the doctor is trying to make her pregnant.
19:14May God
19:16protect
19:18everyone's honour.
19:20Okay.
19:22I need complete preparation.
19:24You are my lion.
19:44Who breaks relations
19:46on such small issues, Guldaar?
19:48Use your brains.
19:50Is gambling
19:52a small issue?
19:54He will leave it after marriage.
19:56Everyone has a flaw.
19:58If relations end on such small issues,
20:00then every girl
20:02will die a virgin at her parents' house.
20:04And the boy too.
20:06He has played once.
20:08He won't play again.
20:10I swear on him.
20:12I have a doubt.
20:14Our relationship is over.
20:16I don't want a gambler's son-in-law.
20:18My son is not a gambler.
20:20He works in Dubai.
20:22This is also a lie.
20:24He has been fired.
20:26He has been caught cheating.
20:28I see.
20:30This is the problem.
20:32Someone told you
20:34that my son's job is over.
20:36And here you
20:38used gambling
20:40to end the relationship.
20:42You can think whatever you want.
20:44The matter is over.
20:46Check your luggage
20:48and leave.
20:50We are leaving.
20:52We don't want to marry
20:54such greedy people.
20:56Our son.
20:58Come.
21:16Meenu.
21:28Meenu.
21:30What is this nonsense?
21:32You scared me.
21:34What happened?
21:36I feel like dancing.
21:38Really?
21:40Go and dance in the lane.
21:42So that your father also sees you dancing.
21:44I don't want to dance in the lane.
21:46I want to dance in front of you.
21:48Dance.
21:50For what?
21:52My engagement is over.
21:56God has heard my prayers.
22:00He has made my prayers come true.
22:02I have got the reward
22:04for the prayers
22:06I used to do at night.
22:08Subhan Allah.
22:10You don't know about Isha prayers.
22:12I have never seen you
22:14going for prayers.
22:16How will you see?
22:18You are sleeping.
22:20When this man of God
22:22is praying.
22:24My prayers have come true.
22:28The sword of prayers
22:30and conspiracies
22:34has cut the engagement.
22:38Tell me about your success.
22:40You will tell me even if I don't want to.
22:42Tell me.
22:50Throw it.
22:52Take it.
22:56What happened to you?
22:58Why are you sitting like an orphan?
23:04Nothing.
23:06Something has happened to you.
23:08That's why you are sitting like this.
23:12Did you lose a fight with a kid?
23:16Give me the address of that kid's house.
23:18All three of us will go and avenge you.
23:26The respect of the house is being defamed in the streets.
23:28And you are taking out all the donations.
23:30Have some shame.
23:32You too Lala.
23:34For God's sake.
23:36You are so shameless.
23:38Who does this?
23:40When love is true
23:42then you have to use your brain.
23:44Love is never successful.
23:48To get someone
23:50you don't have to use your brain.
23:52You have to use your heart.
23:54This is not about the heart.
23:56It's about the brain.
23:58There is a difference between you and me.
24:00I am a woman of heart.
24:02Not a conspirator like you.
24:06That's why you are roaming alone.
24:12What did you say?
24:14What you have heard.
24:16That's why you are roaming alone
24:18because you don't have the courage
24:20to say anything to the doctor.
24:26What nonsense are you talking?
24:28It's not nonsense.
24:30I am not blind. I can see everything.
24:34I have seen love for you in her eyes many times.
24:40The way you both talk to each other
24:42silently.
24:44What do you think?
24:46No one understands.
24:48The sadness in your eyes
24:50no one else can see.
24:54I can see it clearly.
25:00You both are in love.
25:06But you are scared.
25:08Not from people
25:10but from each other.
25:16There is a desire in the heart but no courage.
25:18That's why you are crying.
25:22Your mouth is shut
25:24and your eyes are watering.
25:26I wish
25:28you were a little shameless
25:30like me in matters of the heart.
25:36Then you wouldn't be crying like this today.
25:40I can't be shameless.
25:44I am not like you.
25:48The way you are saying shameless
25:52that is not shamelessness but courage.
25:54I don't have the courage.
25:58Then be brave today.
26:02Write the answer
26:04of the letter
26:06that you are hiding from me.
26:08I will deliver it.
26:12Today a cat didn't enter
26:14the roof of my grandfather's hen.
26:16It was me.
26:20I was watching from above.
26:22When he was writing letters
26:24on your books.
26:28You both were looking at each other
26:30as if your world
26:32has ended.
26:52What are you hiding?
26:54Nothing dad.
26:56Aunt has sent me to get some books.
26:58I am going to get them.
27:00At this time, which father of yours
27:02would have opened a book shop?
27:04He is lying.
27:06He is being shameless.
27:08He is taking the money.
27:10Catch him.
27:12Roshan.
27:14Roshan. Stop.
27:16Roshan.
27:18Roshan.
27:20Roshan.
27:22Catch him.
27:24I have caught him.
27:26I have caught him.
27:28I have caught him.
27:30Leave me.
27:32Catch him.
27:34I won't leave you.
27:40Your daughter's actions
27:42won't let us live in peace.
27:44Leave it.
27:46She won't let us live in peace.
27:48She won't let us live in peace.
27:50Before all of us die,
27:52kill him.
27:54Or get him married dad.
27:56You can't say anything to him.
27:58His husband will keep him straight.
28:00Yes dad.
28:02We are done now.
28:04We are leaving the house today.
28:06The doctor will come tomorrow.
28:08He has made the house a den of shamelessness.
28:10What happened?
28:14Why are you celebrating today?
28:16If you were at home,
28:18you would know what Meenu is doing here.
28:22Her letter has been caught.
28:24Love letter.
28:26Stop this nonsense.
28:28You are accusing your sister.
28:30I am not accusing her.
28:32I have proof.
28:34If you still support her,
28:36I can't say anything more.
28:38You are my father.
28:40Curse your own father.
28:42I am alive to see this day.
28:44Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
28:46You made me suffer for 9 months.
28:48And now you are taunting your father.
28:50Instead of taunting your father,
28:52taunt her.
28:54So that she becomes a human being.
28:56Lala, you are the eldest.
28:58You have the first right.
29:00Hit him once.
29:04Go Meenu.
29:06Hide inside.
29:08Or you might have to face the mountains of shame.
29:10Someone touch her.
29:12Look at her.
29:14Didn't I tell you?
29:16One day, she will kill everyone.
29:18Look at her.
29:20Her supporter is staring at her.
29:22Thief.
29:24They are the same.
29:26Make your Lala understand.
29:28What if I take my revenge this time?
29:32I will talk to you later.
29:34You are a troublemaker.
29:36You are a troublemaker.
29:40What do you want to talk about later?
29:42Tell everyone.
29:44You don't have to threaten my son.
29:46Meenu has written a letter.
29:48She hasn't committed any crime.
29:50Why are you all after her?
29:52You go to court every 2nd or 4th month.
29:54If you are so worried about your dignity,
29:56then sit and talk to her.
29:58Why are you threatening her?
30:00Respected brother,
30:02don't threaten your sisters.
30:04You are right, sister-in-law.
30:06Wow.
30:08For the first time, you have said something useful.
30:10Even I have the same advice.
30:12First listen to Meenu.
30:14If you keep quiet,
30:16she will speak.
30:18Everyone is after her.
30:20They have gathered everywhere.
30:22They have started everywhere.
30:24At least listen to her.
30:26Why should we listen to her when we have proof?
30:28Should we make her suffer for no reason?
30:30Show me this.
30:32Read it if you can.
30:38This is in English.
30:40Yes.
30:42So that no one can read it.
30:44She has written the deeds of non-believers in non-believers' language.
30:46Even I will not spare her today.
30:48Master Gani is coming.
30:50He will translate it for us.
30:54Can I come in?
30:56Master is here.
30:58This is a family matter.
31:00Why are you humiliating yourself in front of the whole village?
31:02Send the master back.
31:04You keep quiet.
31:06And listen to your lovely poetry in English.
31:08Master is here.
31:10He is here.
31:12Greetings to everyone.
31:14Greetings.
31:16Yes, Abir Muhammad.
31:18Which English letter do you want to read?
31:22Master.
31:24Know your God well.
31:26Read one word
31:28and translate it.
31:30Okay.
31:32Listen to me.
31:38Reduce the volume.
31:40I will run away with the paper.
31:42Doctor.
31:44Can you please
31:46give
31:48answer of the question in writing?
31:52Doctor.
31:54Please
31:56answer the question in writing.
32:00Yes.
32:02Listen.
32:04Why are you humiliating yourself in front of the whole village?
32:06Master is here.
32:08What is cell cycle
32:10and cell division?
32:12How does the cell cycle work?
32:14He is here.
32:18What is meiosis?
32:20Which
32:22tissue of animal
32:24plant show meiosis?
32:26What is
32:28meiosis?
32:30Which
32:32tissue of animal
32:34fat is used?
32:36Which
32:38skin of plant?
32:40He is here.
32:42How
32:44atomic number of
32:46an atom are
32:48calculated?
32:50It means
32:52which number is used
32:54to make an atom bomb?
33:12What is all this?
33:16Why are you laughing?
33:22Amir Mahmood.
33:24He has
33:26written nothing
33:28except the questions of Mino's course.
33:32Thank you very much,
33:34Master.
33:36You may go now.
33:38Your work is over and my work has started.
33:52Minu.
33:56Come out.
33:58Let's go.
34:08After today,
34:10if any one of you
34:12comes to me
34:14with a complaint of Minu
34:16or if you
34:18give a panchayat,
34:20I will
34:22throw you out of the house.
34:26You are shameless.
34:28You have not seen the face of the school.
34:30She is studying
34:32and you are
34:34putting thorns in her path.
34:38You are studying in the college.
34:40Why do you go to the doctor
34:42to study? People make up stories.
34:44Curse
34:46people.
34:48Don't talk bad about your sister.
34:50I will deal with people.
34:52Have some shame.
34:54You get humiliated
34:56every time
34:58to humiliate your sister.
35:00Roshan.
35:02Go and give this question to the doctor.
35:04Wait, dad.
35:06I will give it.
35:08I can do this much for Minu.
35:12Give it to me.
35:18Why are you sitting?
35:20Go and give it.
35:44Who is it?
35:46Who is it?
35:48Malak Nadir.
35:50Who is it?
36:14How are you?
36:16I am fine.
36:18I am fine.
36:20How come you are here?
36:22There is nothing to
36:24talk standing at the door.
36:26Can I come in?
36:28I am alone at home.
36:30You can talk here.
36:32I told you
36:34there is nothing to talk standing at the door.
36:36If someone hears
36:38you will be defamed.
36:40If you call a stranger in the house
36:42I will be humiliated.
36:44I am Malak Nadir.
36:46I know this area very well.
36:50I am not here
36:52to talk to you.
36:54You are being stubborn.
36:56I am not being stubborn.
36:58It is a matter of principle.
37:00I don't doubt you at all.
37:02You are a respectable man.
37:04But there are
37:06suspicious people around my house.
37:08I don't want to
37:10give them a chance to talk.
37:16You are giving Afzal
37:18all the opportunities.