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00:00I'm going to give you a libidin tonight.
00:06Do you want someone to come and put his dick next to the TV?
00:13Look at him, he killed him on the chair.
00:22Why do you post on Instagram that you have diabetes?
00:25Really?
00:27All the boys send you pictures, are they too sweet?
00:30Yes.
00:33T1 Diabetes.
00:35I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.
00:48We're back in Cluj.
00:55We're back in Cluj.
00:57Yes, what are 300 km?
01:00That's what you do if you don't give a fuck what you do.
01:03Bro, when you work, you don't feel like you're working.
01:06That's how it was, yes.
01:08Of course, someone would say,
01:10I like the intro of Cris and I hope he'll say it again.
01:13I don't understand, what?
01:15Come on!
01:17Come on!
01:19Do you have a sound creation sponsor or what?
01:22Thank you very much, Sound Creation,
01:24for these tools that you hear us today.
01:27Thanks to Sound Creation.
01:29Popiciu, are you doing something?
01:31Thanks to Sound Creation.
01:33Everything you hear, all this shit.
01:35Cluj, thank you very much for coming to another show with us.
01:38I don't know if you know,
01:40is there anyone here who didn't know what was coming,
01:42but was forced to come?
01:44That's good, that's good.
01:46Ok, I want to start with you.
01:49Thank you very much for agreeing to tell you where you make mistakes on Instagram.
01:54You know, that's actually it.
01:55We hope that...
01:57Ok, we laugh, we laugh,
01:59but in the end, everyone leaves with more followers from here.
02:01Does anyone want to start with...
02:03No, before that, let's give a round of applause to these guys
02:05who made a path for me, for you, for...
02:10For art!
02:14I'm sure that CTPR says that what we do is not art.
02:18Even if you talk to Pula,
02:20and you talk to Pula a lot in this episode,
02:22it's art.
02:24A round of applause for Mirel Popinciuc, Alex Dobrută,
02:26and Bogdan Drăcea!
02:28And Madalin Cârge!
02:30Which one did you find?
02:32You can find each one of them somewhere.
02:34Popinciuc at his place, Dobrută at his place,
02:36and Drăcea in any campaign.
02:38In any campaign from KFC,
02:40he's on the bottom.
02:42Let's start, Cluj.
02:44Does anyone want to start with him?
02:46Anyone, Dornic?
02:48If we don't take you.
02:50Come on, look.
02:52Look, this is what Mirel would look like if he was reading.
02:57So it's true that Harry Potter was left with Hermione.
03:00That's right.
03:02It's like Harry Potter in the 4th movie.
03:05He gave her a slap.
03:08No, man, don't do that.
03:10You're stupid.
03:12It's a myth.
03:14You know, he's 14 years old,
03:16but he should give up at 35 at some point.
03:18I'm done with you.
03:20You're 26, man.
03:22You won't last 3 years.
03:24There was a line at the bathroom.
03:27He said he'd give her 2 slaps.
03:29Come on, man, let's go to the pool
03:31so we can have an excuse to get wet at the pool.
03:36The photographer said the light is good here.
03:40I'm worried that they had the same boxers or pants.
03:43But I think they took them off.
03:45Or maybe the boxers were a bit low.
03:47I'm worried that you looked right there for the first time.
03:51I was looking at my feet.
03:53Are you serious? You're looking at a butterfly?
03:56Where are you looking at?
03:58The fear of any girl's father.
04:07I hope you find a nice guy,
04:09not a rocker at the festival.
04:12I think this is what any TikTok looks like.
04:1450 RON if you give me a kiss.
04:16It's like you did it on the street.
04:18127 women didn't pass.
04:23He's coming and he'll kill you with his Golf 4.
04:29It really is a Golf.
04:37That's how you drove it,
04:39because you know the inside of it.
04:44But I didn't take a lot of pictures,
04:46because it's like it has half an hour for free.
04:48Two bowling pins and two rubber bands.
04:52Is this your girlfriend?
04:54Bravo, man!
04:57Look, he can do it.
05:04Good evening.
05:06I can see that you have implants.
05:08What?
05:10I forgot to tell you that I don't have a hat on right now.
05:13I'm sorry for looking like this.
05:15I'm sorry for showing up in front of you.
05:17I was about to laugh, but I can't.
05:19I can't be serious.
05:21You didn't even ask for an apology.
05:24Did you see Deadpool when he took off his mask?
05:28I'm touching the only fly I've never pulled.
05:33Everything I couldn't grow with protein.
05:37Balls.
05:44Răzvan, I wish you a lot of happiness.
05:46The seconds are ticking.
05:49Vlogger.
05:54Vlogger and barber.
05:56Look, he killed him on the chair.
06:04The only woman I've kissed.
06:07She didn't talk much, but...
06:09Do you like this fade?
06:10Do you like this fade?
06:14How can you not help me anymore?
06:19After the pandemic, when your father asked you to help him...
06:23So, you won't watch the video tomorrow?
06:26Yes, we'll watch it, right?
06:31Hello, what happened that you won't take it off?
06:37Yes, I will.
06:40It's frozen, it's good that you wrote it.
06:44I was like, what the hell, you're eating Snickers?
06:48I made a video with Darius, like, share, subscribe, because your hand doesn't hurt.
06:52You know that I smoke a lot.
06:58Look, the parody of Dorian Popa, that was good.
07:00I'm really curious.
07:06First of all, I think that Dorian Popa doesn't sleep on the couch.
07:11Or with his parents.
07:17How did he lose his virginity? Funny story.
07:24I've been to Germany, 100 euros, thank you, this was today's vlog.
07:29The best experience.
07:31I can't see anything else.
07:37And Dorian made a new tattoo.
07:40I took 10 from the bank.
07:50This is all the postage.
07:52Look how the saliva stays on the ticket.
07:55That's what he did to her, to give her a big ticket.
07:59Does anyone want to come and put his dick next to the TV?
08:02David, he does Hanorace.
08:05Let's see what Hanorace is.
08:07Maybe you'll give us a new Hanorac today.
08:10Is this the Hanorac?
08:14When you go on a date with a girl and you see her on the court.
08:20I'm not smoking a cigarette here.
08:22No, you're David.
08:26Here, he's getting ready to save himself with a cigarette.
08:29Here, he's getting ready to save Gotham City.
08:35Here, Silviu Fire with diabetes.
08:43And you put diabetes because you saw him live.
08:46The problem is that if Fire heard this joke, he wouldn't bother his name.
08:49He would bother him because he used diabetes.
08:51First of all, maybe you're having a barter with the guy.
08:59Hanorace on which you don't have any hair left.
09:05Hanorace in which you don't feel the dick of the barber.
09:15First of all, you need some people to put them on.
09:20Yes, it really looks like a secondhand.
09:23I got a new beard, guys.
09:26It looks like you have to ask for the price per kilo.
09:29Control G, I was at the analysis.
09:34It's normal for my dick to be like this.
09:38That's what the hand looks like when it finishes the work.
09:44When you order a cat from AliExpress.
09:48Why do you write in a language? Is it Russian?
09:50It's Russian.
09:53My stupid dick.
09:55You know it's Russian.
09:57It looks like it.
10:00I've always missed these two. Russian and Cypriot.
10:03The Cypriot language.
10:06Clara wanted us to see Cyprus.
10:11It's beautiful in the back, but you can't see the movie.
10:15You can see it from the picture, because we're going to take it to her right.
10:18When you wait for the one you said,
10:20Mihai Pantea is waiting for you at door number 4.
10:24And when you wait for him,
10:26I told you the names four times.
10:29It was just frozen.
10:34When you talk on the phone and you're at home, busy.
10:38Yes, mom, I told you.
10:43All the springs in the world in the stomach.
10:48And still broken by hunger.
10:53Born in Zalău, you live in Cluj-Napoca.
10:55What an evolution.
10:58I had to do it as a student, poor thing.
11:00Are you a student?
11:02He's a student, but he catches girls.
11:07And you have an hour tomorrow.
11:11On this couch I go in four waves in two hours.
11:13I came to make a scandal.
11:16You can see that it's not the original bracelet.
11:19You catch me, because it's from last year.
11:21Who can put a glass in my hand in Photoshop?
11:27There was a big queue at the bar.
11:29Call me.
11:31I'm going to give you a libidin tonight.
11:37Don't run away.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:45Boschito in penitentiary.
11:49Chef Florin Dumitrescu, but bad, bad.
11:53The only thing they cooked was the sandwiches.
11:57But all the records, me with my boys, me and my girls.
12:00He's the owner.
12:02He has an orphanage.
12:08He has an orphanage.
12:10Me with the girls.
12:13Yes.
12:16Dubai lifestyle, Habibi.
12:19Habibi, I'm hungry.
12:22He gave me a mustache, I have an opinion.
12:26Can you give me a tickle too?
12:30Am I beautiful today?
12:32Com.
12:34You say he took that little picture with the sports teacher.
12:38But you have too little neck and he has too much neck.
12:43He has too much.
12:48Wait a minute.
12:50Why do you post on Instagram that you have diabetes?
12:56Is it a flex?
12:58Why?
13:00Seriously?
13:02All the boys send you pictures.
13:03Are they too sweet?
13:08T1 diabetes.
13:10Dual florca, chocolate pula, I told you.
13:14But what did you do with the pictures with the flowers in the shower?
13:20It's not at home, at Matusi's, but it was in the moustache.
13:22I didn't have a vase and I put them here in the water.
13:26You don't know when you sit with your hand and you're ashamed to make a sign at a hospital.
13:29Don't do that, but you don't care.
13:34But I wiped my pajamas on him.
13:37For me, haters are like sugar, they don't touch me.
13:41They don't swallow.
13:44Are you stupid? Are you from the Bukovina Mountains?
13:54The one in the back is not your Passat.
13:56Wait a minute.
14:05Did you get it?
14:06No.
14:08Say it again, if you got it.
14:10You have to have diabetes to get it.
14:16Andreea, fashion model.
14:18I've seen you at Roserpot, I don't know if you've seen it.
14:21They don't live well. How do you manage financially?
14:23Not so well.
14:25So it's not...
14:26I really wanted to ask you if you could get me a juice.
14:30Which daifu do you smoke?
14:37I've moved.
14:40I've lost at FIFA.
14:44Hello, today I'm doing the tour of my house.
14:47How much money do you have here?
14:49Come with me, I'll show you.
14:50You're the one from TikTok.
14:53Isn't it weird when the guy that takes pictures of you
14:55comes to a place and brings you there?
14:57Fine, if you don't like it, you can go to my place.
15:01I told you the first time.
15:05That's what I say to all the hiring mails.
15:09I don't care.
15:12Have you ever eaten a pineapple juice?
15:14What?
15:20You're so ugly.
15:21What's going on?
15:23You're so ugly, you should go to church.
15:27Grandma, what's going on?
15:31This is when I push you out of heaven, not when you fall.
15:41Look at him, he's so ugly.
15:45What's his name now?
15:47Andrei?
15:51Hello, I've been to Rose's place today.
15:57I don't know if you remember me, I'm that guy.
15:59I'm the one with that voice.
16:04Caterina, guys, but a little bit ugly.
16:06Andrei.
16:16How long ago?
16:18Yesterday.
16:19A few years ago, yes, I died.
16:21I died.
16:27I know it's weird for me to say this,
16:29but your knees are too sharp.
16:37God.
16:39How do I do this? Have you found it?
16:43When the lights in the club turn on.
16:45Because of this...
16:49Because of this, you didn't lose that kiss.
16:52You still have that kiss.
16:55I miss you, Andrada.
16:57What did she write?
17:01I came by myself, flower.
17:06She took a sip from me.
17:09Let the kids come in, it's not windy.
17:11Did I kiss you?
17:13Put the red light down, please.
17:18Andrada, thank you very much.
17:20He's a tenor, calm down.
17:24Let's go to Eusebio.
17:32Like the second time.
17:37My head!
17:42But he dresses you very pompously.
17:45It's them, Alec.
17:47Come to Blush, if you want.
17:51Are your parents here for the first time, when they saw you?
17:57And he still didn't want to see you.
18:00So he didn't really care about you at home.
18:02He made our son 24 years old, let's hear his voice.
18:07Let's take the horse out of his mouth.
18:10Don't cry, I'll take 200 RON for this show.
18:21Come on, it's over.
18:23We're done here.
18:30He's a tenor, and the four of you are done.
18:32We're done here.
18:35Here I sang for Halloween.
18:38I went to a swing club.
18:40I dressed up as Patricia Paligiere.
18:45Here I was with Flan Duduianu.
18:48The mafia of opera.
18:50I talked to Sinatra.
18:57Let's see Sebi Stana.
19:02This is Franciu.
19:06I film you when you come to Redobindire, if you don't mind.
19:10Since when does anyone carry a horse?
19:14Do you have a girlfriend?
19:16Why do you have one?
19:18To fuck her with this Instagram.
19:22I only took pictures of sick animals.
19:24I only took pictures of sick animals.
19:30Fuck you!
19:34This is the last picture of a missing person.
19:38If you see a post about a missing person, that's the post.
19:42Unfortunately, I didn't give it to him,
19:44but I found the camera and this is the last picture.
19:46It was mine.
19:48I sleep here.
19:50I'm lucky I didn't put myself on it.
19:54Why do you put songs on all the pictures?
19:56Just to make videos?
20:02You don't go and film it on the phone,
20:04but you take more pictures and then you post them.
20:06Do you put music on pictures?
20:08When you have a grandmother who can't see,
20:10but she hears,
20:12and it's for her content.
20:14That's what I do with my grandmother.
20:16The only problem is that she puts it on her neck.
20:20I was looking at that too.
20:22I was looking at that too.
20:24A friend,
20:28a picture with a man.
20:32Is that you?
20:34Did you say not really?
20:42How many followers do you lose a day?
20:44That would be the question.
20:48It wasn't loud, but it killed me.
20:52I took it out of the house.
20:54Does the picture have sound too?
20:56I think we know how it will sound.
20:58Do you want to hear it?
21:04Hit them, make them louder.
21:08God, what radiation do you have?
21:16What radiation?
21:18I slept in bed, I woke up on the water.
21:22What a stupid joke.
21:24My dad didn't want to wake me up
21:26after the death bed.
21:28He said, let them do whatever they want.
21:36It's like he's coming to kick me in the ass.
21:40God, I'm so poor,
21:42I would eat that.
21:44Wasn't there someone dressed as a mayor?
21:46There was a deputy mayor dressed as a mayor.
21:48He was the first one.
21:50He dressed up as a mayor.
21:58What's his name?
22:00Steve Aoki, the one with the cakes?
22:02I caught him at Antola,
22:04I beat him to a pulp.
22:06It's exactly that meme.
22:08He's explaining the football transfer.
22:10It looks like your father-in-law
22:12is also in the game.
22:14Wait until I suck your dick.
22:18It's true.
22:20He said to me, sir,
22:22where should I touch him?
22:24It was his genital.
22:28He doesn't deserve any gift.
22:30You know what it was?
22:32A stone, a fork, and my dick.
22:34There was another one.
22:36It's exactly that one,
22:38the kid of the Klezians.
22:40Fulgi.
22:42That's the picture.
22:44Finally, I was adopted.
22:48I put your dick in it.
22:50He wanted it.
22:52Does it hurt now?
22:54You wanted it.
22:56Mormor, mormor,
22:58fuck your mother.
23:00Fuck your mother.
23:02Mormor, mormor,
23:04shhhhhh.
23:06He's rubbing his hands.
23:08It's evil.
23:10It's Lex Luthor.
23:12He put some Kryptonite in Superman.
23:14He was waiting to catch a bear.
23:16Where the fuck do you put all the
23:18tiktokers with bears that come down to Gunoa?
23:20I peed myself, I ate here,
23:22but I didn't throw any bear.
23:24I went to Vormir with me.
23:26Look.
23:28I didn't catch a bear,
23:30but I'm not leaving here with an empty hand.
23:32I took a picture of my stomach.
23:34It's empty.
23:36This was a bad applause,
23:38good people.
23:40We thank you very much
23:42that you were in the hall.
23:44Cluj, as always, wonderful.
23:46If you're watching from home,
23:48you can come too,
23:50but you have to be in the hall.
23:52Don't give us messages
23:54to take your Instagrams,
23:56because we won't take them without you,
23:58as we feel.
24:00Don't forget to like, share, subscribe.
24:02Look at other episodes that we still have.
24:04Applause for my colleagues, please.
24:06Mirel Popiciu, Alex Gopeta,
24:08thank you very much.
24:10Thank you for having us.
24:12Thank you for listening to us.
24:14You are wonderful.
24:16See you in the next episode.
24:18Bye-bye, Cluj!