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00:00Oh my God!
00:04Are you at Ryanair?
00:06Fuck Ryanair!
00:10Come in, lady, it's only good!
00:14Adrian Nicolae, ladies and gentlemen!
00:16Oh my God!
00:18Isn't this the one from Michael Jackson?
00:22It's him, it's him!
00:26It starts right away.
00:28At the last Roaster Post, I told you that Nicolae
00:30doesn't watch the video only in the comments.
00:32Now it's Micuţu, who is totally the opposite.
00:34He doesn't read the comments, but he watches the video.
00:36And he watches how many likes are good people.
00:38It has to be 1,800,000 likes.
00:42We recommend you, before the episode starts,
00:44to go to the movie Claus & Barroso.
00:46We've been there. We've been there in the evening.
00:48We took 100 euros to make this video.
00:52It's very cool, Claus & Barroso,
00:54from January 16th in cinemas.
00:56You will also see Micuţu,
00:58as you haven't seen him for a long time,
01:00Fanny.
01:02And, of course, at the Palace Hall,
01:04on January 31st, if you want to come.
01:06There are still tickets in the back, somewhere.
01:08We're getting close to 4,000.
01:10I don't want to brag, but there are the last 500 tickets.
01:12Be a witness.
01:14It's good to have the last 500.
01:16Be a witness to something that never happened.
01:18Let's have a lot of fun.
01:20Let's write history, good people.
01:22You've entered on a sensational song.
01:24But you have to be there.
01:26Let's have a lot of fun.
01:28Before the video starts,
01:30if you have children in the room,
01:32or maybe you're an older person who doesn't appreciate humor,
01:34be careful, because this video
01:36contains
01:38jokes.
01:46Bravo!
01:48Bravo!
01:50People wanted
01:52for the new year to exist again,
01:54Roadster Pose, and to come back.
01:56That's it.
02:00We've fulfilled your wish.
02:02We're back in your lives.
02:04January 2024, good people.
02:06A year of Roadster Pose is coming to an end.
02:08A year.
02:10Good episodes, bad episodes.
02:12What's important is that people are watching.
02:14I think it's important that I haven't been in court yet.
02:16I think it's a very good thing.
02:18That's why I want to thank the people
02:20of Dobrota, Popiciuc,
02:22and of course Bogdan Trecea.
02:24Bravo!
02:26Who, to be honest,
02:28surprises me that
02:30in every episode he'll be here,
02:32even if we're weaker with the sponsors.
02:34He's still here.
02:36Bravo!
02:38But we still have a sponsor for the show.
02:40Sound Creation.
02:42I'm good at advertising.
02:44Bravo!
02:46And we're still talking about people who are upset
02:48but our very special guest
02:50Micutu!
03:00Oh my God, good evening!
03:02It's hard to break you.
03:04He's here!
03:06He's here!
03:08As God said in the Bible, he's here!
03:10He's here, he's here.
03:12I liked it very much.
03:14I'm glad I'm sitting next to people
03:16who are a bit taller, at least.
03:18So I don't look like the guy
03:20who's 12 years old.
03:26You look like you're on a plane.
03:28I'm glad I found you. Good evening!
03:30I think the software
03:32Romania wasn't ready for
03:34was new to you for the first time,
03:36now you're new to us.
03:38Cosmin, the question is, does God exist?
03:40That's why we called you.
03:42Let's look for his profile.
03:44Have you ever seen the show?
03:46Yes, but not until the end.
03:50I couldn't understand.
03:52No, I'm getting goosebumps.
03:56Good evening!
03:58Does anyone want to start with him or do we choose?
04:00Cosmo!
04:02Is Cosmo here?
04:04What's the reaction?
04:06Oh my God!
04:10He chose me in the end!
04:12I started well!
04:14I understand that you're happy
04:16that someone chose you.
04:20Very good! Thank you, Cosmo!
04:24Listen,
04:26on your chest it says
04:28Mare cu de toate.
04:30There's a traditional port
04:32in the middle.
04:36Do you have a face?
04:38Something to eat? No, a beer and a beer.
04:40This is what my face looks like
04:42in the morning.
04:46You have a beer in front of you, right?
04:48At someone's table.
04:50Chemistry and education is physics.
04:54You're still alive, are you crazy?
04:56Yes.
04:58Dragonoaca 41.
05:02No, that's a joke.
05:06Before he beats you like a horse,
05:10what do you do?
05:12What do you do?
05:14Do you cut trees?
05:16No, no, no!
05:18We go out to ride horses.
05:20But he can't express happiness in front of you.
05:22You're always depressed.
05:24Before he beats you,
05:26what do you do?
05:28I was wondering what he does
05:30with the hammer in the kitchen.
05:32He doesn't have a hammer.
05:34He stole it from a 335.
05:36When you go to the TV,
05:38you cut it first, Cosmine.
05:40You cut it?
05:42You cut it?
05:44You only make racist jokes, right?
05:46Me?
05:48Why?
05:50This is the joke, this is the picture.
05:52Don't be racist, come on.
05:54What? Two people in a math class.
05:56In preparation for math.
05:58When you meet the information thief
06:00with the card thief.
06:06Ah, wow, this is ok.
06:08Yes, good, good.
06:10Let's see, it looks like he was beat up
06:12a lot.
06:14He's with the chick.
06:22Alexandra Gheorghe, are you here?
06:26Still at Cosmo's table?
06:28Back there, that's good.
06:30But I'm moving right away.
06:36Laugh more,
06:38laugh more.
06:40Come on, it's catering.
06:44Let's see.
06:46But who came up with the idea of
06:48making your own clothes?
06:50Your clothes that turn you into
06:52that guy.
06:54Try next time to sit
06:56on the knife and on the other side.
06:58And the moment you get the impression
07:00that you're shooting perfectly,
07:02but it all escapes somewhere,
07:04it's the light.
07:06Is it the liver or the spleen?
07:08It hurts.
07:10No, it's the
07:12pig's collar that goes
07:14very well with the ring.
07:16It's the Dubai collection.
07:18Yes, they're all pants.
07:20And with these blouses.
07:22They're waterproof.
07:24Girl, it's December.
07:28It's January when we broadcast.
07:30January.
07:32Aha.
07:34It's cold in December.
07:36Hurry up, it's January, girl.
07:40Ah, you're at...
07:42I'm burning at Lini.
07:44You're at Ryanair?
07:46Fuck Ryanair.
07:50Sorry.
07:52If you can, move on.
07:54Please.
07:56Is that why we're 15 minutes with that belt?
07:58Because she's taking pictures in my ass.
08:00I saw a movie
08:02that started with this picture.
08:04Of course it's not that camera.
08:08Of course you can get down
08:10after she shows you everything.
08:12I like that she has
08:14a universal size dress,
08:16because she has all the stars on it.
08:18Wow.
08:24And that ass.
08:30Look, she has a story.
08:32Don't fucking bark.
08:34If you can, fucking bite.
08:36And now go take a picture with the blouse.
08:40That's the story of her life.
08:42In the end, she found the one
08:44who has a fly.
08:46The phone, when you drop it,
08:48that's how you find it.
09:00Got to make sure that I keep my baby clean
09:02This game will keep me hungry like I'm Patlice Everdeen
09:06Can you tell me
09:08what's up
09:10with this trend
09:12of taking out your tongue?
09:14What's up with all this youth?
09:16Why do you take out your tongue?
09:18I feel like you're talking
09:20for me now.
09:22All the episodes, because you're not here.
09:24Why do you take out your tongue?
09:26What's up, bro?
09:28No, seriously,
09:30Alexandra, 15515
09:34She's not here.
09:36Hey, Alexandra.
09:38Why do you take out your tongue
09:40when you do that and show your ass
09:42and then you do this?
09:44Why do you do that?
09:46Let her talk a bit.
09:50No, Alexandra,
09:52if you're not ok, you're panicking,
09:54we have an oxygen mask upstairs
09:56if you want, you can wear it whenever you want.
10:00And the exits are...
10:02There are three exits.
10:18Wow, ok.
10:20Don't get mad.
10:22So, what did you say?
10:24Heartbreaks and what?
10:26I'm completely lost.
10:28Man, you're going to that men's course
10:30in Vama, right?
10:32Fuck you if you don't.
10:34Man, you don't have to talk like that
10:36because of how you look here.
10:38Here you have a maximum of shit.
10:42When I come back, I'll be undressed.
10:44That's it.
10:46Man, in 2022 you'll be undressed
10:48and you'll say you'll sing, but you don't have ticket money.
10:50You'll say you're Adrian Sână.
10:54It looks like you're not sending messages,
10:56you're just writing voices.
10:58He's a thug, you know.
11:00He's a thug.
11:02He's being followed by that Kratim,
11:04he doesn't know.
11:06You see, he said,
11:08baby, we're kind of far from Victory.
11:10Why did you take off your pants?
11:12Did you jump off a beam?
11:14What the fuck did you do there?
11:16The beam of your own tears?
11:18That one?
11:20Good.
11:24Man, since when did you stop talking to someone?
11:30Isn't this the guy from
11:32Elipse Country, Michael Jackson?
11:40Take your clothes down.
11:42Seriously.
11:44Take your clothes down.
11:46Or at least go full on.
11:48Did you see that girl with the blue jeans?
11:50Go and see
11:52if she's got a boy's ass.
11:54I can cover my face, but
11:56never my nipples.
11:58Do you know what you do in the hospital
12:00when you open the computer for the first time?
12:02Yes.
12:04Bravo, good.
12:06Good luck.
12:08God, do you want to be my wife?
12:12Because I'm losing my soul,
12:14and my nipples weigh more than...
12:22What's your role?
12:24Here, call center director.
12:26But at least say two.
12:28Say 4 and 8 jobs.
12:30When he says more,
12:32it's clear that he's on Uber.
12:36But here you have Audi
12:38and the rest is Range Rover.
12:40I've been in this car for 12 years.
12:42We ask you when we have...
12:46When we want to know when...
12:52But you're missing the indicator.
12:54He didn't show his finger.
12:56He pointed at the gas station.
12:58You know what's funny?
13:00At this picture he has 2 hours and no nails.
13:02Wait, wait, wait.
13:04He's Batman, he's dressed up.
13:08And he's wearing that mask
13:10and that hat.
13:12Here it was.
13:14Because you were selling them, right?
13:18Don't worry, I was selling them.
13:20Did you play in Pulp Fiction?
13:22Hey, the garbage bag
13:24before you open it.
13:26When you try to put it there.
13:28This is the picture taken with the radar.
13:32You put the hat upside down.
13:36Yes, but it was upside down.
13:40What a picture!
13:42We were on the run.
13:44They were taking pictures
13:46but he was also filming with his phone.
13:50Have you been to the Recorder, boy?
13:54That's the problem.
13:58This is what the picture was about.
14:00The rest...
14:04I want to lie to you.
14:06You don't have a hand on your ass, that's the problem.
14:08Is it true that before every Blitz
14:10you were screaming Strugurel?
14:14Did you play Sandu Ciorb in any video?
14:16Because he looks like him.
14:18No, he's from Romania.
14:24Don't you have a description for the pictures
14:26that you said you were going to tell us now?
14:28Which one?
14:30He doesn't give tags.
14:36I'll tell you.
14:38It looks like you're very active in the Silvio Fire chat.
14:42It looks like he's a moderator.
14:44This is Brog from Pokemon.
14:50The first time I thought it was a small pen.
14:54You have to sit well to write.
14:56Show me if you show me too.
15:00Look at that poor man in the back.
15:02He has a face, how the hell can I leave him alone?
15:06He's really starting to put his hand on his ass.
15:10I said I only let the girls take pictures,
15:12and now...
15:14The first one slept in Team Building.
15:20I don't understand.
15:22I don't get it.
15:24Each one of us wears a cross.
15:28But his cross is a scoliosis cross.
15:30It's drawn on your dick.
15:34It looks like a cross or a kitchen knife.
15:38It's cut like an onion.
15:40So you didn't have tattoos,
15:42when you came on my show?
15:44I didn't have anything.
15:46That mayonnaise is really good.
15:48When I was fatter,
15:50I used to give shots with that.
15:54With the head down,
15:56out of shame.
16:00Wow, he's on his feet, you can see it.
16:04Congratulations, man.
16:06Did you end up in the same team
16:08as your parents?
16:14But it looks like I'm a good friend of the beat.
16:16Seriously.
16:18Now that I look at him,
16:20it looks like we drink beer together.
16:22Stop!
16:24We're stopping this video,
16:26because it can't be otherwise.
16:28It's dirty.
16:30Good people, we have an announcement.
16:32March 23-22.
16:34Where?
16:36In Timisoara.
16:38You wrote to us, Timisoarians,
16:40from Banat,
16:42you went to Cluj, Brasov,
16:44tickets are in the description.
16:46See you in Timisoara, March 22-23.
16:48Are you a photographer?
16:50Are you going to have boring photos
16:52with pregnant women?
16:54I don't think they're boring.
16:56That's what I was going to say.
16:58Let's see.
17:00Do people give you perfumes
17:02at the Eiffel Tower or not?
17:04Eiffel Tower.
17:06Why don't you love me?
17:10I understood that dogs love everyone.
17:12I don't have a dog.
17:14I beg you, Rex.
17:16I beg you a lot.
17:22You're a paranoid,
17:24but you're still alive.
17:26You behave as if you've lost it
17:28for three years.
17:30I'm sorry if I liked your post.
17:32It's obvious that you don't like it.
17:34When Alice came to the city,
17:38I came to get the slaves out.
17:42How old are you?
17:44How old?
17:46Dobrota is getting married.
17:48Dobrota.
17:50I'm asking.
17:522025.
17:54Do you have to be white
17:56so that the whole Dobrota family
17:58can take pictures of you?
18:00Or do you stay outside
18:02and take the moment
18:04when you're on the edge
18:06at Cuib?
18:08It looks like you have
18:10facial expressions.
18:14So you don't give money to the monkey.
18:16You have to do something
18:18to make money.
18:20They play hide and seek.
18:22Where do the monkeys
18:24die faster than me?
18:26That's how I like these pictures.
18:28They want to make it look
18:30like you came with the elephant
18:32all the way there.
18:34In fact, you climbed up there.
18:36I came from there.
18:38From Bucharest?
18:40From where?
18:42I mean, from where the water flows.
18:44Wow!
18:48You had to walk for miles
18:50to get back to the elephant.
18:52Nobody climbs it anymore.
18:54But did it listen to you?
18:56Of course it listened to you!
18:58It had to survive in the mud
19:00to get out of the water.
19:02It's the first picture
19:04of a woman I see
19:06in my life.
19:08Seriously!
19:12It looks like you said
19:14to bring me a pack of cigarettes
19:16and throw them away
19:18because I don't smoke.
19:20Here you were
19:22with the perfumes.
19:24No, it was waiting for you.
19:26It was up there selling perfumes
19:28and it was down here
19:30clenching its palms.
19:32Samba, play it again!
19:34They wanted to make it look like
19:36you came with a scooter all the way there.
19:40So you came and said
19:42we'll see a piece of skin.
19:44Did you see how he wrote
19:46Hey, beautiful tongue?
19:48It's from Misto.
19:50You know what?
19:52These times are good.
19:54This one is worse.
19:56It's from Misto.
19:58Really?
20:00Yes.
20:02Did you write to Misto?
20:04No!
20:08Thank you for accepting us.
20:10I matched with the one
20:12who washes my elephant.
20:16Beautiful!
20:18It's from my birthday.
20:22After you ran through the woods
20:24to fuck each other.
20:26He was at his birthday party
20:28with his elephant
20:30Hey, Simona, can you tell us?
20:32Construction.
20:34Super secretive, Simona.
20:36I won't tell you what I'm working on
20:38at that building behind me.
20:40I won't give you too many details.
20:42Grigoras?
20:46Your friends love you so much.
20:52He has a website, Grigoras.
20:54No, no, no.
20:56Let's enter the website.
20:58Let's guess.
21:00I say he's a motivational speaker.
21:02I say he's a photographer.
21:04I say he sells car parts.
21:06I say he makes websites.
21:08He sells drinks.
21:10He's a singer.
21:12I said he's a speaker.
21:14Show us.
21:16It means I'm the chosen one
21:18who has to invite him to a party.
21:20And you can do this?
21:22He's the founder.
21:24You wrote this, didn't you?
21:28He's the founder, composer,
21:30soloist and vocalist of The Monkees.
21:32I'm singing to you
21:34from the library.
21:36Everybody,
21:38leave me alone.
21:40It's Grigoras.
21:42Yeah.
21:48And now he's going to hit his head
21:50in the window.
21:52Singers who hit their heads
21:54in the window.
21:56And I'm on Florin Mercur
21:58to show you.
22:00I kept it in the fridge for half an hour
22:02and I put 8 covers in it.
22:04I said he's coming with me
22:06just to hit his head in the window.
22:08Here are pictures of people
22:10who pay my bills.
22:12And bigger fans,
22:14MAMAE.
22:18I asked you where do you live.
22:20My first guitar.
22:22MAMAE.
22:26I sang at Varici.
22:30My dick.
22:32I said it for good, honestly.
22:34You don't know
22:36how it works, do you?
22:38Did you hit your head
22:40like idiots in the dick?
22:42You thought he was going to hit you
22:44with a car, didn't you?
22:46My dad never hid himself,
22:48because he's Santa Claus.
22:50He really is Santa Claus.
22:52He's Santa Claus, isn't he?
22:54He really is Santa Claus, isn't he?
22:56Look how much we pay
22:58the artists at MAMAE.
23:00It's a joke.
23:02My grandma has to work
23:04non-stop at home.
23:06Uuuu!
23:12Look at the dad with
23:14two nails.
23:16They're all pissing
23:18correctly here.
23:20But look, even the girls
23:22are pissing in the back.
23:24This is what it means
23:26to know you for a long time.
23:28You guys take that area
23:30and you go there.
23:32This is the reason why
23:34no one gets in the water.
23:36I thought you were saying
23:38this is the reason why
23:40you don't have sharks in Romania.
23:42Look at him.
23:46Get in, lady,
23:48get in!
23:52That one on the right
23:54has been dead for a long time.
23:56He's been drinking beer
23:58under the water.
24:00He's a myth.
24:02He sleeps a little,
24:04he gets up in 10 minutes.
24:06But does he leave you
24:08with heavy objects in your socks?
24:12Lewandowski
24:14at training.
24:16Uuuu!
24:18Power!
24:20Have you both finished Strongbow?
24:22I've finished Strongbow
24:24and if God lets me,
24:26I'll finish this one in 2 minutes.
24:30You were younger than your colleagues,
24:32weren't you?
24:34It's ok, here you're definitely
24:36a minor.
24:38Yes, because it looks like you're doing
24:40the adults' lab.
24:42Hey, life without girls,
24:44yes, I promise!
24:46Yes, yes!
24:48Next time you'll be the other way around,
24:50not the other way around.
24:52Yes, indeed,
24:54I'm 40 years old in this picture.
24:56No, no, look back.
24:58I'm going back to Salcuera,
25:00because no one has 18 years old.
25:02Here with Diriga, with Cleopatra Stratan.
25:04With the boy Esca.
25:08What's up, man? You told him he's my son.
25:10I'm the old man,
25:12next to the other kids.
25:14But you're still Strongbow.
25:18This is your job, right?
25:22Find something you love
25:24and let it kill you.
25:26Ambrase,
25:28on the third night,
25:30I slept on the couch of Ambrase,
25:32my little cat.
25:34Ambrase, my little cat.
25:36Mama,
25:38I'm so...
25:40You have your holidays,
25:42fuck off, if you don't have money.
25:44Romanians don't have money,
25:46I understand Johanis Coe,
25:48because he has a private jet,
25:50fuck off.
25:52God, Coe, that girl on the elephant,
25:54she's throwing...
25:56Look, with Samuel L. Jackson,
25:58fuck her off.
26:00Why don't you take a picture
26:02with Florin Piersic?
26:04That's when I started PSD,
26:06young man, fuck off.
26:08PSD.
26:10Take it, take it, take it.
26:12Agent 00 Class.
26:16Agent Smithsonian.
26:18Hello, Mr. Anderson.
26:22My first day as a controller.
26:26Dress up for the job you want.
26:30You can see the computer screen in your reflection.
26:32And the password is...
26:36Frappé.
26:38Who arrived in Bucharest
26:40on the date of
26:42February 19th, 2017?
26:443 apples and 6 coins,
26:462 hours of climbing.
26:48Don't knock on the door.
26:50I'll take the last one,
26:52at least I'll stop and leave.
26:54At least God helped me
26:56and I saved money from a Frappé.
26:58I only put nuts in it,
27:00because I had it at home.
27:02Let's see if you've been stabbed.
27:04No, I haven't.
27:06Well done, man!
27:08Well done, man.
27:10No, he's my brother.
27:12I don't believe it.
27:14Read it.
27:16I don't believe it.
27:18Sorry, ladies, he's already like a brother
27:20to someone else.
27:22He's not even my brother, he's my friend.
27:24God damn you,
27:26what he did to you.
27:28He took you by the balls.
27:30You can see tears in his eyes.
27:32That's why I put that filter.
27:34You can see tears in his eyes.
27:36He just said
27:38I love you like a brother.
27:40That was the exact moment.
27:42But what?
27:44God damn you, man.
27:46Clean gold, man.
27:48If nothing falls tonight,
27:50I'll kill you.
27:52Even when you're with him,
27:54you don't fuck?
27:56That was awful.
27:58Thank you very much for being here.
28:00Applause for all the people
28:02who were here.
28:04Thank you for being here.
28:06Let's make some noise.
28:08Mr. Cosmine Delcu,
28:10we're in January 10th
28:12when we're broadcasting this clip.
28:14From the 16th I heard
28:16that there will be a movie at the cinema.
28:18There will be, yes.
28:20What movie is it about?
28:22It's about
28:24Claus and Barroso
28:26where I play
28:28Adrian Nicolae, ladies and gentlemen.
28:30Oh my God.
28:32I can't believe it.
28:34And other very talented actors.
28:36In all the cinemas in Romania.
28:38In all the cinemas in Romania.
28:40We could do something
28:42but very late at night.
28:48I have something personal
28:50with Ayud.
28:52Ayud?
28:54I have something personal with Ayud.
28:56Without Ayud.
28:58Ayud, my dear, no problem.
29:00The rest of the movie will be available
29:02and we invite you to go and see it.
29:04Perfect. And we invite you on January 31st
29:06at the Palace Hall.
29:08We have a show there.
29:10Tickets are in the description.
29:12See you at the movie and at the Palace Hall.
29:14See you there.
29:16Are you coming?
29:18Yes.
29:20Good night.