WWF Judgment Day 2002 SHD Part 01/02

Mohamed Azharudeen

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00:00:00As I lay me down to sleep, lay me down, I pray my soul is mine to keep, my soul can never step outside this bed, never, into all evil, all evil.

00:00:20The time has come. Have you had a good life? The moment of truth is now.

00:00:26Are you proud of what you've done? The night of reckoning is here. Do you like who you've become?

00:00:34I am gonna take Chris Jericho straight to hell. I'm walking and I'm talking.

00:00:41I'm gonna whip your little ass like it's never been whipped before.

00:00:45I reverse the ten-mile diabolical structure.

00:00:48Hell in the town.

00:00:50The most brutal match ever defied.

00:00:53You will bleed, flex, and pay the price of a wrestling franchise.

00:00:58I know Hulkamania will live forever.

00:01:01I wanna destroy the legend that is Hulk Hogan.

00:01:06Did you finish what you started?

00:01:12Did you accomplish your goals?

00:01:15Did you fall short?

00:01:18The time has come. The moment of truth is now.

00:01:28Judgment Day is upon us.

00:01:32God have mercy on their souls.

00:01:36And now, WWE Judgment Day.

00:02:07It is Sunday, May 19th, 2002.

00:02:10And our Judgment Day is upon us.

00:02:13We are live in the Gaylord Entertainment Center, Nashville, Tennessee.

00:02:19Music City, USA.

00:02:21Jim Ross and The King at ringside.

00:02:24Our fans around the world, our fans in New York City, the world.

00:02:28Our champs, they are ready.

00:02:30They are pumped and loaded.

00:02:32As the superstars of Raw and SmackDown are all here.

00:02:36They are all under one roof.

00:02:38And The King are all ready to raise a little hell.

00:02:41Latino King.

00:02:44No better way to start it off with a little Latino King.

00:02:49The following contest, scheduled for one fall,

00:02:53is for the WWE Intercontinental Championship.

00:02:58Introducing first, from El Paso, Texas,

00:03:01weighing 228 pounds,

00:03:03the WWE Intercontinental Champion, Eddie Guerrero.

00:03:10Wait a minute, Jared. Did you see that sign in the crowd?

00:03:13Palatino Heat. Palatino Heat. What are they talking about?

00:03:16They may be describing Eddie Guerrero's haircut.

00:03:19But be that as it may, this is the first of four championships

00:03:22to be decided here tonight at Judgment Day.

00:03:25Plus tonight, that big one-man versus two-rattlesnake roundup,

00:03:28if you will, Stone Cold,

00:03:30against Ric Flair and The Big Show.

00:03:33Not to mention, see it hanging above the ring,

00:03:35the two tons of steel, hell in a cell,

00:03:38The Game and the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll.

00:03:42What a night this is going to be.

00:03:43And speaking of hair,

00:03:44there's going to be some haircut tonight here in Nashville.

00:04:02The challenger, from Little Creek, Michigan,

00:04:05weighing 230 pounds,

00:04:08Rob Van Dam.

00:04:12The unopened box offensive style of RVD,

00:04:15highlighted by his honor roll feat

00:04:18versus the high-flying Latino Intercontinental Champion

00:04:22who has an El Grande heritage in Eddie Guerrero.

00:04:26This is a great rivalry that we are seeing develop

00:04:29before our very eyes.

00:04:31Guerrero won the Intercontinental title

00:04:33last month at Backlash.

00:04:35RVD simply believes he is still the Uncrowned Champion.

00:04:40Very good day, huh?

00:04:41Very good day, huh?

00:04:42He's being a little Spanish tonight.

00:04:44I like it.

00:04:45I think, you know,

00:04:46you'd be sitting over at the Spanish announcement table.

00:04:48Oh, no.

00:04:49Can wrestlers throw an exit left and right?

00:04:53Both these men take chances off instantly.

00:04:55We have seen that in the past.

00:04:57Watch for some explosive counter-wrestling

00:04:59resulting in instant impact between these two.

00:05:03Both men have perfected their top rope offensive finish

00:05:09as RVD calls it.

00:05:11Who is the better?

00:05:12We may find out tonight.

00:05:13Oh, yeah.

00:05:14But the main thing you got to watch for is...

00:05:16Yeah, there it is.

00:05:17A little Latino heat just started exploding.

00:05:19Hey, wait a minute.

00:05:22Uh-oh.

00:05:23Guerrero and Van Dam.

00:05:24Van Dam certainly fully believes

00:05:27that on a level playing field

00:05:29that he can beat Eddie Guerrero.

00:05:31The shoulder tackling.

00:05:33I hope he didn't think he was going to beat him with that.

00:05:35Marking his territory,

00:05:36I think more than anything this year was Rob Van Dam.

00:05:39Hey, look at that.

00:05:40Oh.

00:05:41Van Dam closing.

00:05:43Another lateral press and another near fall.

00:05:45Look how quickly Guerrero gets up to Van Dam.

00:05:47Beats him halfway.

00:05:48Nice power slam by Van Dam and Guerrero.

00:05:51Take a break, Latino heat.

00:05:52Cool off.

00:05:53Cool off.

00:05:54It's okay.

00:05:57Don't lose focus.

00:06:00He's like a firecracker, JR.

00:06:02Remember that Van Dam has got to

00:06:05either pin or make Guerrero submit

00:06:08to win the Intercontinental title.

00:06:09So the Latino heat certainly has

00:06:12the established championship advantage

00:06:15in as much as that he must, as a champion,

00:06:17be pinned or made to submit

00:06:19to relinquish the title.

00:06:20And I wish you would go ahead and admit that

00:06:22well, the Latino heat has the superior frogs plan.

00:06:26Well, I'll tell you what,

00:06:27I'm not going to debate that point.

00:06:29Who's the better?

00:06:30We may get that debate settled here tonight in the ring.

00:06:34Both of them are amazing.

00:06:36And Guerrero going downstairs.

00:06:37Guerrero may be the faster, the quicker of the two.

00:06:40He's quicker than a horse.

00:06:42I love it when you say that.

00:06:44Slowing him down by trying to pour smoke

00:06:46through a keyhole, as he said.

00:06:48Van Dam pitching Guerrero coming in.

00:06:50That will slow him down a little bit.

00:06:52Now look at this now.

00:06:56From the lower back in the kidney area

00:06:59of Eddie Guerrero and Van Dam.

00:07:00Another kick right to those kidneys again.

00:07:02And lower back.

00:07:04Van Dam trying to capitalize here now.

00:07:08A lot of high impact stuff

00:07:09that could do in Eddie Guerrero.

00:07:11And Van Dam with a leg drop.

00:07:13Close over, hooks the leg.

00:07:14And Van Dam yet again with another near fall.

00:07:17Oh, and a shot to the head by Van Dam.

00:07:19I think Van Dam saw too many of those movies

00:07:21about people kicking each other.

00:07:25What are those movies called?

00:07:26Martial arts movies?

00:07:27Oh.

00:07:28Look out!

00:07:29Oh!

00:07:30He's coming right back,

00:07:31right here by Van Dam.

00:07:33Now going for the cover.

00:07:34He hesitated.

00:07:35It's a heartbeat, did Van Dam.

00:07:37And that may have been a reprieve for Guerrero.

00:07:40We'll never know.

00:07:41But Van Dam again going right downstairs

00:07:43on those kidneys and lower back.

00:07:46That has been the focus thus far

00:07:48of the challenger

00:07:49for the Intercontinental Championship.

00:07:51Come on, Latino Heat!

00:07:53We're gonna find something

00:07:54to counter those kicks from Eddie Guerrero.

00:07:56We're gonna find something

00:07:57to counter those kicks to the back.

00:07:59Uh-oh.

00:08:04Guerrero is temporarily grounded.

00:08:07Shots to the ribs now.

00:08:10Just instinctively Van Dam

00:08:12fighting for those hands and those wrists.

00:08:14He does.

00:08:15Guerrero pulls away.

00:08:16Get away, get away.

00:08:17And Guerrero hanging it to the ropes.

00:08:19Can't do it.

00:08:20Van Dam again dropping the elbow

00:08:22right across that exposed lower back.

00:08:27Van Dam is just determined

00:08:28he's gonna get this thing.

00:08:30No, no, no!

00:08:31Van Dam not taking no for an answer here.

00:08:34Oh, no!

00:08:35King's dating strategy.

00:08:37And look at this.

00:08:39That looks more like my dating strategy.

00:08:41And this is a submission

00:08:42with a little bit of strength

00:08:43of Van Dam-Guerrero being punished

00:08:45by RVD.

00:08:46Don't give up!

00:08:47Don't give up!

00:08:48The free champ had a good position.

00:08:50The shoulders are down.

00:08:52And, oh, Guerrero got his shoulders up.

00:08:54I'm not sure if Van Dam's

00:08:55ready to take this.

00:08:56Van Dam's shoulders are down.

00:08:57Amazing.

00:08:58Amazing leg strength

00:09:00by Rod Van Dam.

00:09:01Whoa!

00:09:02Caterpillar now,

00:09:03the intercontinental champion

00:09:05up and down.

00:09:06Okay, take a bow.

00:09:07That was pretty impressive.

00:09:10Van Dam again.

00:09:11Body on body

00:09:12and got him to the floor.

00:09:14Van Dam using his advantage

00:09:15in the strength

00:09:16and the body weight.

00:09:17No, no, wait, wait, wait.

00:09:18Trying to hit Guerrero

00:09:19with a high impact strike.

00:09:21How does that spell down in Spanish?

00:09:24I don't really know.

00:09:25Get him out now, come on.

00:09:26No mas, no mas.

00:09:27Stop.

00:09:28Come on, come on.

00:09:29That'll be no more.

00:09:30Hey, come on.

00:09:31Oh, there you go.

00:09:32And Guerrero catching Van Dam

00:09:34walking right into that right hand.

00:09:36And now Guerrero,

00:09:37the veteran from El Paso, Texas,

00:09:39has a door open here.

00:09:41That's a pretty smart move as well.

00:09:43Kick it.

00:09:46It's obvious that the king

00:09:48is a big-looking young man.

00:09:49Come on, come on.

00:09:52And now the aggressive side

00:09:54of the talented Intercontinental champion.

00:09:59Starting to cover into the front here.

00:10:08It's close to being mullet-worthy.

00:10:11And they get cut away.

00:10:15Guerrero on the elbow

00:10:16right in the battle ahead.

00:10:17The Intercontinental champion

00:10:18has reasserted himself here, obviously.

00:10:20Oh, that hurt right there, JR.

00:10:22I promise you it doesn't.

00:10:23Right across the bridge of the nose.

00:10:25Into the eyes as well.

00:10:28He's adding an insult to the injury.

00:10:37Guerrero always looks fantastic.

00:10:38He is an amazing performer.

00:10:41His father, Gloria Guerrero,

00:10:43one of the biggest names

00:10:44in the history of wrestling in Mexico.

00:10:46His brother is very, very talented.

00:10:48His nephew, Chavo, competes on SmackDown.

00:10:51And Hector Guerrero,

00:10:53his brother, yeah.

00:10:57A little wrestling history

00:10:58right here in your home country.

00:10:59Oh, yeah.

00:11:00Big homecoming for the king.

00:11:01He's home and he's ready.

00:11:03Oh!

00:11:04And right now,

00:11:05Van Dam is ready for this onslaught.

00:11:07That's what he's getting.

00:11:08And Guerrero kind of surprisingly

00:11:11has slowed things down here.

00:11:13And is just picking Van Dam

00:11:15apart, at least at this point,

00:11:17in this championship match.

00:11:22Van Dam afraid of not enough flexibility.

00:11:28Guerrero landing again

00:11:29that flat of his back,

00:11:31the lower part of his back,

00:11:32what had been the focus early in the match.

00:11:34And now both men exchanging the right hands.

00:11:36And Guerrero seemingly getting

00:11:38the better of that exchange.

00:11:42Watch it here.

00:11:43Watch it here.

00:11:44Oh!

00:11:45Oh!

00:11:47Van Dam,

00:11:48trying to not deviate

00:11:50from the game plan.

00:11:51Look at him hooking for it.

00:11:52Right on the basin there.

00:11:54Van Dam's catapulting

00:11:55that leg strength of his.

00:11:57Eddie Guerrero almost

00:11:58to the center of the ring.

00:11:59Oh, no.

00:12:00Now what?

00:12:01Oh!

00:12:02Oh, that was coming right

00:12:03into your lazy boy there.

00:12:04Oh, man.

00:12:05Oh, look at this.

00:12:06Oh!

00:12:07Van Dam rolling thunder,

00:12:08beginning to build

00:12:09significant momentum here.

00:12:11The challenger

00:12:12hooking the near leg.

00:12:13Oh, got a near fall.

00:12:15Let's see that rope

00:12:16slide one more time.

00:12:17Watch this.

00:12:18Oh, man,

00:12:19right in the throat.

00:12:21Oh, my goodness.

00:12:23Big difference maker there.

00:12:27Uh-oh.

00:12:28There we go.

00:12:29There's a roll-up.

00:12:30That's a roll of thunder for you.

00:12:31Oh.

00:12:32Nice counter again.

00:12:33Van Dam using his leg strength.

00:12:35Oh!

00:12:36Step over heel kick

00:12:37by Van Dam.

00:12:38Found it smart.

00:12:39You never know where

00:12:40Van Dam's feet are coming from.

00:12:42They stay attached

00:12:43to his legs sometimes.

00:12:44One went to Harvard.

00:12:45One went to Yale.

00:12:46Oh!

00:12:47And, uh,

00:12:48unless Van Dam is wearing a...

00:12:51A what?

00:12:52A what?

00:12:56From the look on his face,

00:12:57no cup.

00:12:59Uh-oh.

00:13:00I think he's cupped this.

00:13:01And he's gonna check it out

00:13:02and see if he's wearing one.

00:13:03Look out!

00:13:04Oh!

00:13:05Guerrero just walked

00:13:06right out with Van Dam

00:13:07and powerbombed Van Dam

00:13:08almost through the mat

00:13:10on that exchange.

00:13:12Nice.

00:13:15Oh, wait a minute.

00:13:16JR, we may...

00:13:17We may get to see it here.

00:13:19I think...

00:13:20Gotta believe the first man

00:13:21to hit a frog splash wins.

00:13:22Yeah!

00:13:25And Guerrero going up top.

00:13:26Hey!

00:13:28He feels froggy, JR!

00:13:31Here it comes!

00:13:33Oh, no!

00:13:34And you could almost feel it.

00:13:35You could almost sense it

00:13:36that Guerrero was doing

00:13:38too much posturing

00:13:39on the top rope.

00:13:40He took a little too long.

00:13:42I thought he was gonna have

00:13:43a siesta up there or something.

00:13:45Van Dam got plenty of time

00:13:46to adjust.

00:13:48Yes.

00:13:49I'm so bilingual tonight.

00:13:50Oh, you are.

00:13:51Two words.

00:13:52I don't know what to use.

00:13:55Oh, man!

00:13:56A shot.

00:13:57Beautiful shot that was

00:13:58by RVD.

00:14:00Oh, Van Dam now.

00:14:01Oh, no.

00:14:02Van Dam looking

00:14:03for the fly star.

00:14:04Oh!

00:14:06And Van Dam misses his attempt.

00:14:07Beautiful!

00:14:08Just as Guerrero did

00:14:09moments ago.

00:14:10Arriba!

00:14:11How do you say RVD

00:14:12in Spanish?

00:14:14I ain't got a damn clue.

00:14:17Oh, honest man.

00:14:19Come on, Latino Heat!

00:14:20You got him where you want him!

00:14:21Both men are down

00:14:22and this doesn't do any favors

00:14:23for Van Dam.

00:14:24The challenger's gotta win

00:14:25by pinfall or submission.

00:14:29Take a walk to the promised land

00:14:31in the Intercontinental title

00:14:32belting.

00:14:33Van Dam finding his way

00:14:34back up.

00:14:35Guerrero still is not

00:14:36moving much.

00:14:38Come on, Eddie!

00:14:41Hey!

00:14:42Yeah, looks like Chad Patton

00:14:43up to eight, I think.

00:14:44Maybe nine.

00:14:46Latino Heat's up.

00:14:47He's on his feet.

00:14:48Both men are up, barely.

00:14:49But they're up.

00:14:52Now what?

00:14:54Oh, yeah!

00:14:55Looks like we're back

00:14:56to a score of one.

00:14:57He's the one scored

00:14:58with the bronze glass.

00:14:59Here come the Little Bears!

00:15:01Here come Hunt!

00:15:02Uh-oh.

00:15:05Oh, no.

00:15:07Van Dam.

00:15:09Big body Guerrero.

00:15:10Guerrero can't make contact.

00:15:12Van Dam, high-cross body.

00:15:14Got a mid-air collision!

00:15:15And Van Dam got a cover!

00:15:17One-armed cover,

00:15:18but it was a cover nonetheless

00:15:19that resulted in a long two-count

00:15:21for the challenger.

00:15:23Mamma mia!

00:15:24That's in Spanish, isn't it?

00:15:26Not...

00:15:27I don't think so, kid.

00:15:29You seem to read them right.

00:15:30There you go.

00:15:33Mamacita!

00:15:34That's what I meant to say.

00:15:36That's up against Warren by Guerrero.

00:15:38Uh-oh!

00:15:39Look out!

00:15:40Backslide!

00:15:41Backslide!

00:15:42Here we go!

00:15:45A near fall.

00:15:46Uh-oh.

00:15:48Guerrero, the backslide!

00:15:50He's got...

00:15:51He got it!

00:15:52He got it!

00:15:53He got it!

00:15:54Guerrero had his feet in the ropes!

00:15:55He got it!

00:15:56Latino Heat!

00:15:58And still

00:15:59WWE Intercontinental Champion

00:16:02Eddie Guerrero!

00:16:04Latino Heat, JR!

00:16:06Well, if you know,

00:16:07Heat made a nice counter to the backslide,

00:16:09but he certainly made better use,

00:16:11illegally, we should add,

00:16:13of the ring rope.

00:16:14I think the rope just happened to be in the way.

00:16:17But this didn't get there.

00:16:18They were there when we got here today.

00:16:20Well, all right.

00:16:21Let's check it out

00:16:22and see who's right.

00:16:26Here comes a move by RBD.

00:16:28No rope is in the way.

00:16:32And Eddie just happened to be

00:16:33a little bit closer to the rope.

00:16:35He can't move!

00:16:36He's not hit, though.

00:16:37No, watch this.

00:16:40Potentially using the rope

00:16:41to the unfair advantage.

00:16:42In any event,

00:16:43bottom line

00:16:44is that Eddie Guerrero

00:16:45retains

00:16:46the Intercontinental title.

00:16:48But I gotta believe,

00:16:49deep in the pit of Eddie's stomach,

00:16:50he knows when a...

00:16:52Uh-oh.

00:16:53Old brothers and sisters,

00:16:54every head

00:16:55needs to be bowed

00:16:57and every eye closed

00:16:59because it's time

00:17:00for prayer.

00:17:01Oh, yes.

00:17:03Old brothers and sisters

00:17:05and Prophet Vince,

00:17:07we come to you

00:17:08right now

00:17:09to re-insure

00:17:11the safety

00:17:12of Sister Stacy Kieber.

00:17:14And we come to you

00:17:16once again

00:17:17to re-insure

00:17:18a victory

00:17:19over that no good

00:17:21Jezebel

00:17:23Tris Stratus.

00:17:26And all we come

00:17:27once again

00:17:29to...

00:17:30Amen.

00:17:31Amen.

00:17:32And amen.

00:17:33Amen.

00:17:34Now, you're certain

00:17:35your brother Bubba

00:17:36is not too likely

00:17:37to show up here tonight?

00:17:38Old brother Vince,

00:17:39Prophet Vince,

00:17:40I should say,

00:17:41I spoke to Bubba personally

00:17:43and I told him

00:17:45he better not show up tonight

00:17:47or he would have

00:17:49hell

00:17:50to pay.

00:17:52I understand that.

00:17:53Well, uh,

00:17:54good luck.

00:17:55Um, you'll be watching, right?

00:17:56I won't miss a second of it.

00:17:57I may be late

00:17:58for the celebration party.

00:17:59I've got somebody

00:18:00very important

00:18:01to go see,

00:18:02but I'll be watching

00:18:03every moment.

00:18:05Let's go.

00:18:27World Wrestling Entertainment

00:18:29Get the F out.

00:18:42The following contestant

00:18:43scheduled for one fall

00:18:45is for the WWE

00:18:47Women's Championship.

00:18:49Coming down the aisle

00:18:51from Toronto, Canada,

00:18:53the WWE Women's Champion,

00:18:56Bruce Riddle!

00:18:58Oh, baby!

00:18:59Look at that, JR!

00:19:02Did you see her on SmackDown

00:19:04this past week?

00:19:05Oh, I saw her.

00:19:06I saw plenty of her.

00:19:08More than I ever dreamed I'd see.

00:19:10She was a thing of beauty.

00:19:13What do you like most

00:19:14about Trisha King?

00:19:15Her athletic ability

00:19:16or pictorial development?

00:19:17I like the way she

00:19:18pours her heart out.

00:19:19Look at that.

00:19:22Oh, baby.

00:19:23You like the legs?

00:19:26Oh, I like the legs, too!

00:19:27I love the legs!

00:19:29Oh, my God!

00:19:30Introducing

00:19:31the challenger,

00:19:33Stacey Keaton!

00:19:35That leg!

00:19:36Right!

00:19:37I'll tell you what,

00:19:38last Thursday,

00:19:39Stacey Keaton

00:19:40had a swimsuit challenge

00:19:42with Tory Wilson.

00:19:44The jury came out

00:19:45and got Tory Wilson

00:19:46out of the competition,

00:19:47but Trish Stratus,

00:19:48who had just won

00:19:49the WWE Women's Title,

00:19:52showed up on SmackDown,

00:19:54which is her right,

00:19:55and entered the

00:19:56swimsuit competition

00:19:57in her underwear.

00:19:58In her underwear!

00:20:00They are bra and panties!

00:20:02Bra and panties!

00:20:03And, of course,

00:20:04look at that!

00:20:05You know, uh,

00:20:06well, I mean,

00:20:07Stacey Keaton,

00:20:08she was a little upset.

00:20:09She's not actually

00:20:10a thing of beauty

00:20:11right there with that.

00:20:12My heel shoe!

00:20:13Oh, how dangerous

00:20:14that was.

00:20:15She's not kidding.

00:20:16She's picking a dangerous web.

00:20:17Oh, testify!

00:20:19What is this?

00:20:22Wait a minute.

00:20:23Nothing unexpected.

00:20:24Entering the arena,

00:20:25accompanied by

00:20:27Deacon Batista,

00:20:30Reverend D-Von!

00:20:33Reverend D-Von

00:20:34and his Deacon Batista

00:20:35from the SmackDown brand,

00:20:37a family reunion of sorts,

00:20:39as, uh,

00:20:40we can do without

00:20:41these guys down here.

00:20:43These two men

00:20:44have been assigned by

00:20:45the owner of SmackDown,

00:20:46Mr. McMahon,

00:20:47to be in his

00:20:48personal assistant,

00:20:49Stacey's corner.

00:20:50Come on, guys.

00:20:51Lead me not into temptation.

00:20:52I can get there by myself

00:20:53with Patricia and Stacey

00:20:54in the ring.

00:20:55Go, go.

00:20:58The energy is the, uh,

00:21:00Bubba Ray Dudley

00:21:01gets here.

00:21:02Now he is going to

00:21:03interact with his

00:21:04estranged

00:21:05half-brother,

00:21:06D-Von.

00:21:07Now that Bubba's on

00:21:08Raw,

00:21:09D-Von's on SmackDown.

00:21:15Oh, look at Stacey.

00:21:17Wait a minute.

00:21:18Incoming!

00:21:23Oh, baby!

00:21:24Bubby!

00:21:26Introducing

00:21:27Bubba

00:21:28Ray

00:21:29Dudley!

00:21:33There was some speculation

00:21:34tonight that

00:21:35whether Bubba would

00:21:36actually be in the

00:21:37corner of Chris

00:21:38seeing as though

00:21:39his half-brother,

00:21:40D-Von,

00:21:41is going to be in the

00:21:42corner of Stacey.

00:21:43And certainly, uh,

00:21:44Deacon Batista

00:21:45looks like he's

00:21:46going to appear

00:21:47for the duration

00:21:48of this match as well.

00:21:49Who wouldn't want

00:21:50to be in the corner

00:21:51of either one of these

00:21:52tough believers?

00:21:53Here we go!

00:21:54You gotta believe

00:21:55on a level playing field

00:21:56that Chris would have

00:21:57the wrestling advantage,

00:21:58but this certainly

00:21:59looks, in my view,

00:22:00as not a level

00:22:01playing field.

00:22:02Nice roundhouse kick

00:22:03by Stacey.

00:22:04And Stacey looking

00:22:05for the cover

00:22:06here in the early going.

00:22:07Stacey in a new

00:22:08position in her life.

00:22:09She is, uh...

00:22:10A new position?

00:22:11What?

00:22:12She's Mr. McMahon's

00:22:13personal assistant.

00:22:14Don't jump

00:22:15to any conclusions.

00:22:16I thought you were

00:22:17talking about

00:22:18personal assistant.

00:22:19Hey, look at this!

00:22:20Stacey, Chris

00:22:21kicking down that.

00:22:22Stacey is...

00:22:23I'm looking at her.

00:22:24I'm looking at her.

00:22:25And you're just...

00:22:26You're looking

00:22:27all over the place,

00:22:28aren't you?

00:22:29Uh-huh.

00:22:30Oh!

00:22:31Stacey Kiebler

00:22:32who is so, uh,

00:22:33humiliated

00:22:34that she lost

00:22:35to...

00:22:36Oh!

00:22:37The Swimsuit

00:22:38Competition

00:22:39on SmackDown

00:22:40last week.

00:22:41She demanded

00:22:42a snatch as a

00:22:43Boston Crown.

00:22:44Stacey...

00:22:45Oh, man,

00:22:46look at the

00:22:47legs right there.

00:22:48Man, oh, man,

00:22:49look at this!

00:22:50In the counter!

00:22:51In the counter!

00:22:52She's getting

00:22:53all near ball there.

00:22:54A lot of legs,

00:22:55Stacey.

00:22:56You can really

00:22:57say that there.

00:22:58Oh, Stacey!

00:22:59Whoa!

00:23:00I was expecting

00:23:01a lot of legs,

00:23:02Stacey.

00:23:03There's a...

00:23:04Nice neckbreaker

00:23:05by the chin,

00:23:06man.

00:23:07One for the cover.

00:23:08Two!

00:23:09Let's see a replay

00:23:10of that shot.

00:23:11I think I just

00:23:12missed it.

00:23:13Oh!

00:23:14Hard 12 shots

00:23:15to leave...

00:23:16Six foot.

00:23:17Oh!

00:23:18The challenger,

00:23:19Stacey Keebler,

00:23:20knocked right outside

00:23:21of Stacey.

00:23:22He's going to

00:23:23temper, temper.

00:23:24Hey, wait a minute,

00:23:25Bubba.

00:23:26Oh, Bubba Tuff

00:23:27over there is right there.

00:23:28Oh!

00:23:29Hey!

00:23:30I don't want to

00:23:31laugh off your face.

00:23:32Bubba's having some fun

00:23:33and Stacey's dancing

00:23:34all over him.

00:23:35Bubba got that

00:23:36far away look

00:23:37in his eye.

00:23:38That doesn't...

00:23:39That doesn't

00:23:40bode well

00:23:41for some folks.

00:23:42Hey, wait a minute!

00:23:43Hey, wait a damn

00:23:44minute!

00:23:45Look at that!

00:23:46Look at that!

00:23:47Oh, the deacon!

00:23:48I can't believe

00:23:49the audacity

00:23:50of that...

00:23:51That man...

00:23:52Wait just a damn

00:23:53minute.

00:23:54The body slam,

00:23:55the left press,

00:23:56and he's...

00:23:57No, it's not over.

00:23:58That's what I'm

00:23:59wondering.

00:24:00The deacon,

00:24:01Bautista,

00:24:02behind the

00:24:03referee's back,

00:24:04putting his hands

00:24:05on Chris Stratus.

00:24:06Oh, no.

00:24:07Chris.

00:24:08Watch the throat.

00:24:09Watch the throat.

00:24:10Oh, watch it there.

00:24:11Stacey, that knee

00:24:12posted in the

00:24:13lower back.

00:24:14Yeah, Chris!

00:24:15Hey!

00:24:16Oh, no.

00:24:17Now a handful of

00:24:18hair by the challenger.

00:24:19And this match

00:24:20is beginning

00:24:21to degenerate

00:24:22as this deacon,

00:24:23Bautista's

00:24:24crotch-and-slam.

00:24:26Oh, Chris!

00:24:27What?

00:24:28Watch the ear.

00:24:32Oh, that's it.

00:24:34Oh, Chris!

00:24:36And she's got

00:24:37some fire in her.

00:24:39Uh-oh.

00:24:40And Stacey

00:24:41with a misfire.

00:24:42Oh!

00:24:43Stacey with a

00:24:44misfire.

00:24:45And Chris retains

00:24:46the title.

00:24:47And now,

00:24:48and now

00:24:49Reverend D-Vaughn

00:24:50is in the ring

00:24:51stalking

00:24:52the women's

00:24:53champion.

00:24:54And he knows

00:24:55that's not right.

00:24:56And still,

00:24:57the University

00:24:58of Colorado

00:24:59Cruz River.

00:25:00You shall

00:25:01not do that,

00:25:02Reverend.

00:25:03Take a look

00:25:04at this.

00:25:05The brothers

00:25:06Dudley,

00:25:07the half-brothers

00:25:08separated

00:25:09at the,

00:25:10when the

00:25:11brand extended

00:25:12during the

00:25:13draft.

00:25:14D-Vaughn on SmackDown.

00:25:15Bubba on Raw.

00:25:16You know what they say,

00:25:17JR?

00:25:18Split happens.

00:25:19But now what?

00:25:20Oh, look.

00:25:21My brother!

00:25:22I'm sure

00:25:23Bubba's a little

00:25:24disappointed

00:25:25in D-Vaughn's

00:25:26actions.

00:25:27D-Vaughn's

00:25:28had to welcome

00:25:29Bubba back

00:25:30into the fold,

00:25:31so to speak.

00:25:32D-Vaughn

00:25:33worships

00:25:34the Prophet

00:25:35McMahon.

00:25:36And their

00:25:37doctrine is money.

00:25:38The match is

00:25:39over.

00:25:40The match is

00:25:41over.

00:25:42I'm in love.

00:25:44Oh, look at this.

00:25:45Hey!

00:25:46Watch yourself!

00:25:47Watch the...

00:25:48Deacon Bautista!

00:25:49He's trying to

00:25:50cheap shot!

00:25:51Get out!

00:25:52And Bubba

00:25:53caught him

00:25:54red-handed.

00:25:55And beat Deacon

00:25:56Bautista to the

00:25:57clutch!

00:25:58No, no, no!

00:25:59Look at

00:26:00D-Vaughn

00:26:01almost behaving

00:26:02as half-brother

00:26:03Bubba Ray.

00:26:06D-Vaughn!

00:26:07D-Vaughn's

00:26:08on about

00:26:09the prophecy

00:26:10that the

00:26:11Prophet McMahon,

00:26:12the money,

00:26:13the building fund...

00:26:14You think he's

00:26:15regretting it?

00:26:16No!

00:26:18Well, D-Vaughn

00:26:19has some remorse.

00:26:20Deacon Bautista

00:26:21has none.

00:26:22Wait a minute,

00:26:23wait a minute.

00:26:25Maybe D-Vaughn

00:26:26has second...

00:26:27is having second

00:26:28thoughts.

00:26:36D-Vaughn

00:26:37intervening with

00:26:38a cheap shot

00:26:39on his own

00:26:40half-brother.

00:26:43What?

00:26:44Get the table!

00:26:45Did he just tell

00:26:46the Deacon to get...

00:26:48Deacon, get the

00:26:49table?

00:26:50That's not right!

00:26:51This Deacon

00:26:52Bautista is a

00:26:53monster of a man.

00:26:54Has been...

00:26:55He has just

00:26:56got his calling.

00:26:57His calling is

00:26:58to get the wood.

00:27:00And that's what

00:27:01the Deacon is doing.

00:27:02Oh, get the

00:27:03hell out of here!

00:27:04Uh-oh.

00:27:05I didn't want this!

00:27:06My brother!

00:27:07You must learn!

00:27:08You must learn!

00:27:09I think he has

00:27:10been expelled.

00:27:11And look at...

00:27:12look at D-Vaughn

00:27:13preaching to his

00:27:14own half-brother.

00:27:15You understand?

00:27:17Oh!

00:27:18My brother!

00:27:19I shall

00:27:20make you see

00:27:21the light!

00:27:22Uh-oh.

00:27:23He's gonna make

00:27:24Bubba Ray see the light.

00:27:30Well, Bautista

00:27:31and the Reverend

00:27:32are setting the

00:27:33table up.

00:27:35You gotta know

00:27:36what's coming for

00:27:37for Bubba Ray

00:27:38Dudley.

00:27:39Oh, my God!

00:27:41Oh, there's the light

00:27:42for you right there!

00:27:43Bubba all the way

00:27:44to the Deacon.

00:27:45And now Bubba's

00:27:46gonna have his

00:27:47moment with D-Vaughn.

00:27:48Bubba's gonna

00:27:49tear D-Vaughn

00:27:50apart.

00:27:51Oh, gosh.

00:27:52Man.

00:27:53And that steel money

00:27:54lockset

00:27:55the building fund

00:27:56proceeds are

00:27:57allegedly

00:27:58stored in

00:28:00almost beheading

00:28:01Bubba again

00:28:02whose...

00:28:03whose lights

00:28:04have been dimmed.

00:28:06Oh, now.

00:28:07Look at this, JR.

00:28:08This don't look good.

00:28:09Well, this has

00:28:10gotta be Dudley

00:28:11Blackstone.

00:28:14Bubba Ray

00:28:15trailed

00:28:16right through

00:28:17the wooden table

00:28:18at the hands of

00:28:19that man Deacon

00:28:20Bautista

00:28:21and Bubba's

00:28:22own half-brother

00:28:23D-Vaughn.

00:28:28And this has

00:28:29not been a...

00:28:32a moving

00:28:33experience

00:28:34from a spiritual

00:28:35sense for

00:28:36Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:28:37Don't let these

00:28:38guys fool you.

00:28:39The Reverend and

00:28:40the Deacon,

00:28:41they're not men

00:28:42of the cloth.

00:28:43They're men of

00:28:44the money.

00:28:45They're men of

00:28:46the prophet

00:28:47McMahon and

00:28:48raising Stacy

00:28:49Keeper's hand

00:28:50and she came up

00:28:51just a little

00:28:52short, King.

00:28:53Got her legs.

00:28:54Bubba!

00:28:55Look at Bubba Ray,

00:28:56the only light

00:28:57you're seeing right

00:28:58now are stars.

00:29:00You gotta believe

00:29:01this.

00:29:02He's a man.

00:29:03He's a bad dude.

00:29:04Yeah, but he's

00:29:05just a man.

00:29:06And he's not

00:29:07Ric Flair.

00:29:08Yeah.

00:29:09You know, this thing

00:29:10might be over faster

00:29:11than you.

00:29:14All right.

00:29:16Let's see her.

00:29:17Let's see you, man.

00:29:18Yeah.

00:29:20Well, well, well.

00:29:23If it isn't the

00:29:24Nature Boy himself,

00:29:26Ric Flair.

00:29:28Ric, what do you say?

00:29:35Hello, Vince McMahon.

00:29:38Let me tell you

00:29:39something.

00:29:40You were right

00:29:41all along.

00:29:42That Austin's a no

00:29:43good son of a bitch.

00:29:44I don't know how I

00:29:45could have ever

00:29:46second-guessed you.

00:29:47He's done

00:29:48everything possible

00:29:49to disrupt the

00:29:50raw brand

00:29:51and my power.

00:29:53But tonight,

00:29:54Vince,

00:29:56unlike you,

00:29:58I'm taking

00:29:59Austin down.

00:30:00I'm getting

00:30:01the reins put

00:30:02right through

00:30:03his mouth.

00:30:04A bit.

00:30:05I'm gonna have

00:30:06Austin

00:30:07under control.

00:30:11Good luck, man.

00:30:15All right.

00:30:18Eat him up.

00:30:26And I don't know

00:30:27exactly what to make

00:30:28of that little

00:30:29reunion of

00:30:30well, in any event,

00:30:31ladies and gentlemen,

00:30:32glad to be here

00:30:33in Nashville.

00:30:34We're sold out

00:30:35the Gaylord

00:30:36midnight tonight.

00:30:37No doubt about it.

00:30:38And what an

00:30:39opportunity

00:30:40and moments

00:30:41for Matt and

00:30:42Jeff Hardy

00:30:44to do what many

00:30:45of them have dreamed

00:30:46up for years.

00:31:07The following

00:31:08tag team

00:31:09contest is

00:31:10scheduled for

00:31:11one fall.

00:31:12Introducing first

00:31:13from Cameron,

00:31:14North Carolina

00:31:15at a combined

00:31:16weight of 441

00:31:17pounds,

00:31:18Matt

00:31:19Jeff

00:31:20the Hardy

00:31:21Boy!

00:31:22And on behalf

00:31:23of Matt and Jeff

00:31:24and all the fans

00:31:25of the WWE

00:31:26around the world,

00:31:27I give my wishes

00:31:28to Lita,

00:31:29who is

00:31:30healing nicely

00:31:31from her

00:31:32neck surgery.

00:31:33She's

00:31:34recovering

00:31:35from her

00:31:36neck surgery.

00:31:37I'll tell you what,

00:31:38not even Lita can

00:31:39help the Hardys

00:31:40tonight.

00:31:41She's at home

00:31:42in North Carolina

00:31:43and the Hardys

00:31:44have had numerous

00:31:45run-ins game

00:31:46with Brock Lesnar

00:31:47over the last

00:31:48several weeks

00:31:49on Raw.

00:31:50And they have

00:31:51not been pleasant,

00:31:52or at least not

00:31:53for the Hardys.

00:31:54I mean,

00:31:55it was just

00:31:56one vicious attack

00:31:57after another

00:31:58by Brock Lesnar.

00:31:59I mean,

00:32:00just every time

00:32:01he turned around,

00:32:02he either had

00:32:03poor Jeff or

00:32:04poor Lita.

00:32:05And Brock Lesnar

00:32:06continues

00:32:07to punish

00:32:08these guys.

00:32:09I'm surprised

00:32:10they're not in

00:32:11hospital beds

00:32:12right alongside

00:32:13Lita.

00:32:14Lesnar,

00:32:15former NCAA

00:32:16champion,

00:32:17highly trained

00:32:18and accomplished

00:32:19fusion human

00:32:20destruction machine.

00:32:21Well,

00:32:22Heyman got to

00:32:23Lesnar disqualified

00:32:24last Monday,

00:32:25which led to

00:32:26this Heyman

00:32:27rant.

00:32:28To fight

00:32:29the next

00:32:30big thing Brock

00:32:31Lesnar

00:32:32and his

00:32:33black heart.

00:32:34And that was

00:32:35a shocking

00:32:36announcement

00:32:37to say the least.

00:32:38Heyman volunteering

00:32:39to be Lesnar's

00:32:40tag team partner

00:32:41tonight.

00:32:42You ever heard

00:32:43of fighting up

00:32:44for it?

00:32:45You can

00:32:46choose,

00:32:47JR.

00:32:48Introducing

00:32:49the team

00:32:50of the next

00:32:51big thing,

00:32:52Brock Lesnar

00:32:53and Paul

00:32:54Heyman.

00:32:55Heyman is a

00:32:56greasy,

00:32:57greedy agent.

00:32:58And his

00:32:59black heart

00:33:00is shaking

00:33:01the sign

00:33:02of defeat.

00:33:03And man,

00:33:04I can't wait

00:33:05for Lesnar

00:33:06at some point

00:33:07in this match.

00:33:08Oh,

00:33:09look at Jeff Hardy.

00:33:10The daredevil

00:33:11Jeff Hardy

00:33:12and the Hardys

00:33:13now.

00:33:14So it's a

00:33:15double-team

00:33:16strategy.

00:33:17The former

00:33:18four-time

00:33:19WWE

00:33:20tag team

00:33:21champion.

00:33:22They've got to

00:33:23support us.

00:33:24And look at

00:33:25Heyman.

00:33:26Paul Heyman

00:33:27showing his

00:33:28strategy.

00:33:29Heyman

00:33:30running like

00:33:31he's running

00:33:32like he's running

00:33:33like he's running

00:33:34like he's running

00:33:35like he's running

00:33:36like he's running

00:33:37like he's running

00:33:38like he's running

00:33:39like he's running

00:33:40like he's running

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00:34:02like he's running

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00:37:23Laser is back

00:37:26and I think laser

00:37:27laser may be back

00:37:28to stay

00:37:29Heyman

00:37:30Oh look at this

00:37:31Jeff Hardy was

00:37:32was

00:37:33later covered

00:37:34later covered

00:37:35Wait a minute

00:37:49Jeff Hardy had a

00:37:50Swanton bomb

00:37:51Started

00:37:52And the hardy skull is cracked.

00:37:55And that one is over, look at Heyman.

00:37:58Look at this bulky grease trap, he's begging for the tag.

00:38:02He wants to get the pins, look at that, the tag in the ring.

00:38:06He's already sold himself, you can smell it.

00:38:09I don't believe this, this is as sickening as that human being.

00:38:15Here are your winners, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman.

00:38:20You'd think Heyman just won the undisputed title, look at his face.

00:38:25Yeah, you really did something.

00:38:26This is just making me poetically offended.

00:38:30I hope to God he doesn't disrobe his pose.

00:38:33I don't think he's gonna tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan.

00:38:37No, he couldn't tear his shirt.

00:38:38Heyman talking trash to Jeff Hardy.

00:38:43It's as if Heyman was just involved in a 30 minute match.

00:38:47Look, Heyman's got the body of a god, unfortunately it's Buddha, look at this.

00:38:52Heyman and his muscles, Lesnar did the work.

00:39:00Talk about doing the work, look at this.

00:39:01Poor Jeff was completely out of it at that point.

00:39:05Look at this, listen to Heyman, he's begging for a tag, he's begging for a tag.

00:39:10He ran like a pimp, he couldn't even get in the ring without falling down.

00:39:14He had to crawl across.

00:39:15Heyman was like a cow on ice.

00:39:19But the son of a gun got the three count.

00:39:22And Heyman and Lesnar, believe it or not, have won this tag team match.

00:39:30And look, Heyman, he's exhausted.

00:39:33I think he's worn out from all that physical activity.

00:39:38Booker T, last Monday you were named the newest member of the NWO by Ric Flair.

00:39:44Yes, right.

00:39:46And judging by your attire, you really seem to have embraced the idea.

00:39:51But for the record, what are your feelings?

00:39:53My feelings?

00:39:55Hey man, business is business.

00:39:57Ric Flair, he's the boss.

00:39:58He chose me, Booker T, as the newest member of the NWO.

00:40:03Me, Booker T, the five time WCW champion.

00:40:09He felt like I could get the job done.

00:40:11Hey, I'm down with that.

00:40:12Hey man, I'm a professional.

00:40:14And as a professional, excuse me, dawg.

00:40:29What's going on, babe?

00:40:31What you doing over here all by your, with your fine self?

00:40:35What, you want an autograph or something?

00:40:36Oh, I'd love that.

00:40:37Yeah, I knew that you would.

00:40:40You got a piece of paper or something?

00:40:42Actually, I have a very special place I'd like you to sign.

00:40:45What?

00:40:46You, you didn't say that.

00:40:54Tell me you didn't just say that.

00:40:58You just gave me the key to your heart, baby.

00:41:01Yeah.

00:41:02Ow.

00:41:03Yeah, boy.

00:41:04That's what I'm talking about.

00:41:06Oh my goodness.

00:41:07I think Booker just got a magic Johnson.

00:41:12You might be right.

00:41:16Ladies and there you see some barber supplies that rightly so.

00:41:28Later tonight when Edge and Kurt Angle go one on one, the loser will have his head shaved

00:41:33bald.

00:41:34barber chair. We're in Nashville, who's the barber, Floyd? Yeah, I think Floyd, Floyd Jr.

00:41:41Cooper, I'm not real sure. Ladies and gentlemen, coming up next, it is a handicap match. One very

00:41:47violent man versus two. This is a prominent intra-office conflict that has gotten completely

00:41:55out of hand. Clearly, there's a problem between myself and Stone Cold Steve Austin. I

00:42:06drafted Austin in all good faith, and what does he do? He stuns me. Right now. Oh my god. That's

00:42:14going to be hell to pay. Austin, you should have gotten on your knees, kissed my ass,

00:42:22and been my best friend. Wait a minute. Austin's foot was on the roof. It wasn't a bad call.

00:42:28They screwed him. You screwed Stone Cold? You made the single biggest mistake of your life.

00:42:37Now I can sympathize with what Big Smith Man went through, because as an owner,

00:42:43trying to deal with that son of a bitch Austin is a pain in the ass. So I handled it

00:42:50just the way I could. What the hell is this? My god, the 500 pounder just took Clem Austin

00:42:57all the way to hell. Two years ago, Austin was hurt. I was the main event at WrestleMania.

00:43:02Austin's back. Where am I? I was in a restaurant picking your ugly kids up,

00:43:11trying to pretend to have a good time. Now you got a real live giant and a nature boy,

00:43:21Ric Flair, to deal with. There's a softening Stone Cold in a steel chair. Judgment day,

00:43:27you got me, a big show, and a handicapped Max. It'll be Austin versus not one, but two men,

00:43:36and it by god will not be pretty. I ain't got a problem with it at all. Ric Flair will find out,

00:43:40that you do not screw with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Flair and the Big Show will break

00:43:46Stone Cold Steve Austin by god in half. I'm gonna whip his ass, and I'm gonna whip the

00:43:50Big Show's ass. And I promise you Austin, you will bleed, sweat, and pay the price.

00:43:57Will Austin be executed? His career once and for all ended.

00:44:16The following handicap match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the NWO,

00:44:25weighing 500 pounds, the Big Show. Well, you know, King, some say that this 500 pounder

00:44:35not only has the strength, but the intelligence as well of a government mule. And there's no doubt

00:44:42in my mind that this 500 pounder, when he's on top of his game, can dominate any contest. And

00:44:48Ric Flair is depending on the Big Show for more than just living up to his potential,

00:44:54but to ground the rattlesnake, to skin the rattlesnake here tonight.

00:45:00I just hope that that 500 pound Big Show doesn't have very good hearing. I hope he

00:45:04didn't hear you say that he has the intelligence of a government mule. Uh-oh, JR, he's looking

00:45:08right at you. Woo! Woo! Here he comes, JR! Stick Rick! From Charlotte, North Carolina,

00:45:24weighing 233 pounds, the owner of Raw, Ric Flair! Well, I'll tell you what, this man has certainly

00:45:34been called the egomaniacal owner of Raw, and I gotta wonder, King, is Flair just simply a bitter

00:45:40legend? He's mostly searching for the past, or what would his agenda be? Mostly searching for

00:45:48the past? What are you talking about? This guy's 16-time world champion, JR. You can't take that

00:45:55away from him. He's been very influential in this business. He's even influenced this referee,

00:46:00Charles Robinson, who's a miniature version as far as our referees are concerned, and that's

00:46:06Safari the Rattlesnake. And he's sort of like the Michael Jordan of the WWE. I mean, you know,

00:46:11he's an owner, but he's still a player as well. This could be Flair and the Big Show's rattlesnake

00:46:16roundup here tonight. Oh, Flair, he's in great shape. Oh! Look out! From Victoria, Texas, weighing

00:46:30252 pounds, Stone Cold Steve Austin! The psychotic Texas Rattlesnake must fight tonight like a

00:46:42wounded animal, because there's not one but two awesome competitors waiting to skin this

00:46:51rattlesnake on this night here at Judgment Day. Austin, a proficient hunter, finds himself

00:47:00de-hunted tonight. Flair and Austin have yet to be on the same page. They've yet to read the same

00:47:12and Austin has got a fight to survive here. Flair and the Big Show have got to operate as a team,

00:47:20or at least that's how a match is structured, unless Flair, being the owner of RAW,

00:47:25and influencing this official, wants to change that. Oh, my God!

00:47:29Paralyzation there by Stone Cold. There's no way to treat the owner of RAW!

00:47:33We're going to have a good look at Murphysburg from how high he was,

00:47:36and the Big Show's buying Austin off, right back into Flair. Austin going downstairs.

00:47:41Shot once, but three times, and back onto the face of the 500 pound. He got into Austin. He

00:47:47got up on the wrong side of the floor this morning and shot, and he did a foul move.

00:47:51Austin finally taking the Big Show down. Flair came right off the top and got drilled in the

00:47:58abdomen. Stone Cold is not a role model. I can guarantee you that. The man most voted most

00:48:06likely to assault a fellow human being is fighting for his life here.

00:48:11And a low blow. I'll tell you what, Austin could have gotten this fight if they were here.

00:48:16The figure four right in Flair's face!

00:48:19Austin catching Flair with a right hand.

00:48:22No, you can't do that to Ric Flair, not the figure four!

00:48:28Austin with a, with a roll. Oh, and look out here!

00:48:32Austin's going to avoid the contact with a 500 pounder.

00:48:36Man, Flair and the Big Show not starting off too auspiciously here.

00:48:41In the early morning, Austin says, the hell with this. It's just a matter of time.

00:48:46I've got my second partner. Flair's got a 500 pounder, and Austin's got a steel chair.

00:48:58Can't have that steel chair in there.

00:49:01I have seen Flair in so many big match environments in,

00:49:05in my career. It's some of the greatest of the business.

00:49:12Ric Flair unarmed Austin. Austin, he loaded another, uh, another shell on the gun.

00:49:18Got another chair. Well, I guess Austin really needs an equalizer because it's two on one.

00:49:23Now, the referee is not supposed to let both Flair and Flair and the Big Show stay in there

00:49:26at the same time. Exactly. This match has started off a little out of control and chaotic.

00:49:30He wants to let the referee know what he thinks of him as well. Not one, but two.

00:49:37Don't think that none of these three men are above using,

00:49:41or wrapping a steel chair around the other's head. That's what I like about him.

00:49:46Austin is, uh, he wants Flair right now.

00:49:48Oh. Austin showing no respect for Ric Flair, the owner. I think Austin probably has a

00:49:56lot of respect for Ric Flair, the 16-time champion.

00:50:09They're the greatest names when they're talking about this business here. So now,

00:50:14Flair and Austin will be right there at the top of the list, and Austin, he's a

00:50:18cheap shot. He nailed the Big Show with a hell of a cheap shot. Why? With a right hand.

00:50:27Austin is a very complex man who trusts no one. Not one human being walking earth does

00:50:32Austin totally trust, by any stretch of the imagination. Once again, you hit the nail

00:50:37right on the thumb. Austin is a complex man. Austin with right hands. Not so complex in

00:50:44his strategy there. Right. Putting knuckle knocks on the, uh, on the worn head of the

00:50:49veteran Ric Flair. There's a magnificent shake for a guy that's more than 50. Absolutely

00:50:57amazing shake. Austin may not have an official tag team partner, but there's a lot of folks

00:51:04here in Nashville.

00:51:15Steve Weiser. His favorite beer is his next one. I guess the chairs are not allowed, and now there's

00:51:20the aluminum here. Especially one full of beer. Don't give that to the ref. He can't drink on the

00:51:25job.

00:51:3810 for the rattlesnake.

00:51:56And we've got a lot of good things to update you on here tonight.

00:51:58I understand there's tremendous massive news coming to Australia. More on that a little bit

00:52:02later as Flair just found his thumb in Austin's eye. Lo and behold, who'd have thumped that?

00:52:20Nobody does that better than Slick Rick, do they JR? No one I've ever seen.

00:52:26Oh,

00:52:40there must be saying, what the hell have I got myself into?

00:52:44Big show in there.

00:52:46High back body drop by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin blowing it along here in a match signed

00:52:51by Ric Flair. A match mandated by Ric Flair, the owner of Raw.

00:52:55Right now, Flair having second thoughts.

00:52:56Austin goes right hand, and Flair's

00:53:06Austin's clothesline to Flair. That's a credit tag to his

00:53:10partner, the 7'2", 500 pound Big Show.

00:53:29Here tonight, and the Big Show can be a difference maker.

00:53:40A little workout in before the big match here.

00:53:45And knocking Austin down with that huge hamlock right hand.

00:53:49Looks like one of those honey baked hams you buy.

00:53:59And look at the Big Show.

00:54:19That ain't bad strategy.

00:54:29Austin's hitting the Big Show with everything the Rattlesnake's got,

00:54:32and the Big Show is still standing.

00:54:40That's huge size 22 or 23 5E boot.

00:54:45Just right in the front of the face.

00:54:54And Flair now after the Big Show has beaten Austin down,

00:54:58Flair more than willing and certainly ready to make the tag and does.

00:55:04Great right hand, Austin now being punished.

00:55:07You're talking about going to the owner's woodshed.

00:55:09That's kind of what Austin is finding himself in here now.

00:55:14Austin being punished.

00:55:17And look at Flair manipulating the referee right where he wanted him.

00:55:21That's like a maestro playing the orchestra,

00:55:24and then connects with a low blow that went completely undetected by this official.

00:55:30Well, Flair can understand that officials cannot always detect things.

00:55:36Well, it's a tough position for Charles Robinson to be in.

00:55:39Senzo Flair signs Robinson's checks.

00:55:44Austin trying to fight back instinctively.

00:55:47The toughest SOB in the WWF.

00:55:50He's got that psychotic streak as well.

00:55:52He's beaten up.

00:55:53There's the punch.

00:55:54Flair got the thumb again to the eye.

00:55:56Trying to do a chance here now.

00:55:57Wait a minute, he's going to get hit by the Rattlesnake.

00:56:00Look at Flair!

00:56:02Flair.

00:56:04Carrying no man's land and slamming the ports unknown for Stone Cold.

00:56:09And now Austin is fixing the stock on that hole in Flair.

00:56:14And then commits to walking it raw.

00:56:16Get it over!

00:56:17Whoa!

00:56:18Hip choke comes right back in.

00:56:20And Austin, he's a partner here, but that's not the way the match was signed.

00:56:24Oh, right there!

00:56:25What a power slam.

00:56:26My God, that was as dominating and impressive a power slam

00:56:31as you'll ever see in Austin.

00:56:32He's folded up like an accordion after having all the air in his body.

00:56:36Well, you've got to-

00:56:38Flair got the cover kick.

00:56:39It should be over here!

00:56:40To kick that.

00:56:42You knew it was just a matter of time.

00:56:44I mean, with-

00:56:45Well, just do the math.

00:56:47Not only is it two against one, but I mean, let's face it,

00:56:49Big Show is more like three or four just himself.

00:56:52Keep your mouth shut, punk!

00:56:55Maybe some discouraging words for some of the patrons here at ringside.

00:57:00No, they're talking to you.

00:57:03And Austin now finds himself where it may not be a matter of if or when

00:57:09Austin's going to be finished off here.

00:57:14What a hard shot off the chest.

00:57:17Such a bright red blood rushing to the surface of Austin's chest.

00:57:23And Flair now hammering again.

00:57:25The top to the right hands.

00:57:27Austin just being-

00:57:29He just being whipped.

00:57:35I don't know exactly the meaning of that, but in any event,

00:57:38Flair feeling his oats right now.

00:57:41He has a clear-cut advantage.

00:57:43Trying to teach Austin some discipline.

00:57:47And if Flair can do it, he'll be the first man in history

00:57:49to ever teach a rattlesnake any discipline.

00:57:52And now Austin got the thigh muscle, the focus of Flair.

00:57:58Hear that, Flair?

00:57:59Flair just instructed Big Show to work on the legs.

00:58:02Rattlesnake's legs sopping up so he can lock in that pad to figure four here.

00:58:06You know that's what he's thinking.

00:58:07No doubt about it, Keith.

00:58:09And look at the Big Show.

00:58:10That's 500 pounds.

00:58:12All that body weight right down on Austin.

00:58:14And then driving that knee right into the canvas.

00:58:21And Austin is screaming in pain here at the hands of two men

00:58:26who are now looking to cripple the rattlesnake

00:58:30with this arm swaddle on Austin's legs.

00:58:33So far, I would say that this is working out exactly the way

00:58:39that Flair planned it.

00:58:41And maybe here now, look how Big Show just tagged in Flair.

00:58:46They're still doing more damage.

00:58:48And Flair, wait a minute.

00:58:49Austin, inside cradle!

00:58:51He's got the inside cradle and got a near fall.

00:58:56And Austin beating Flair up somehow.

00:58:58Austin on one leg now.

00:59:00He's got to get some circulation back in that leg.

00:59:02Austin's got to buy him some time.

00:59:04Flair knows that better than anybody.

00:59:06And that's not going to happen

00:59:07if Flair has anything to say or to do about it.

00:59:09You're right.

00:59:09There goes Slick Rick right back to that left leg of Austin.

00:59:13Here we go.

00:59:14Figure four leg lock.

00:59:15Locked in!

00:59:16First, it was Nature Boy Buddy Rogers.

00:59:18And then Flair took over from there.

00:59:21Flair the master of this move.

00:59:23He's been using it for three decades.

00:59:26And now, Austin, Austin is so far from the ropes.

00:59:29There's no one for Austin to tag.

00:59:33See how long he can withstand this pain, JR.

00:59:35He may have to tap out.

00:59:41Brushing the Austin's body.

00:59:43Got those shoulders down.

00:59:45Ripley had to count it.

00:59:47Got a near fall.

00:59:49He's trying to turn Flair to Flair's stomach,

00:59:51which is the counter.

00:59:53Almost an Indian death block now on Flair.

00:59:55Oh, look at the big shove.

00:59:57Austin tied up.

00:59:59Austin couldn't protect himself

01:00:01even though he saw the big shove coming.

01:00:03What Austin could do is

01:00:05his and Flair's legs entangled.

01:00:09Wait a minute.

01:00:11We're going for the hip toss instead.

01:00:13He got locked up here.

01:00:15Austin got the backslide.

01:00:17Almost got it.

01:00:19He's got it.

01:00:21Right?

01:00:23Almost doing a surprising three count

01:00:25on that counter.

01:00:27Oh, hard shot.

01:00:29There's hand quickly.

01:00:31Top of him.

01:00:33Man. Big overhand right hand.

01:00:35Austin barely able to help.

01:00:37Austin fighting back.

01:00:39Talking about alcohol,

01:00:41Gill, Austin, and Flair

01:00:43are changing the chops.

01:00:45I like it.

01:00:47Whoo what, whoo what?

01:00:51Nice tackle by the Nature Boy, Ric Flair.

01:00:55Oh, now, boom!

01:00:57Austin with a spinebuster there,

01:01:00and now Austin's a damn hard-headed.

01:01:03He's going right back to that figure four.

01:01:05He already tried this one time,

01:01:06and Big Show jumped on it, and there it is.

01:01:08Oh, my.

01:01:09You talk about blocking out the sun.

01:01:13Again, Austin, hell-bent for beating Flair

01:01:15with Flair's own figure four.

01:01:17You said it right.

01:01:18That's why I was thinking, just hard-headed.

01:01:21With Al Scorch's ass, sir.

01:01:23He was a damn about nothing.

01:01:24You hear the Big Show?

01:01:26He'll tag me in Al Scorch's ass.

01:01:28He will, too.

01:01:29There's a tag.

01:01:31Great tackle Austin to make a tag.

01:01:32Here comes the Scorch.

01:01:33There's the sun.

01:01:34No Scorch.

01:01:36Oh, he's 13, so.

01:01:39One more time, and Big Show.

01:01:42Oh, look at that!

01:01:43And the right-legged Flair has just got his purse used

01:01:47by Storm Cole here in Nashville,

01:01:50and the elbow by Austin puts down the Big Show momentarily.

01:01:54Flair back in.

01:01:55Oh, once again.

01:01:58Best press on Ric Flair.

01:02:00How poetic is that?

01:02:02And, boy, that was a real,

01:02:05close to being a severe low blow, King, if it wasn't.

01:02:08He got Slick Rick right in the...

01:02:10Oh, look at that.

01:02:11Right in Space Mountain out of order right now.

01:02:14And there's a cover,

01:02:15and Big Show pulls Storm Cole right off of Flair.

01:02:19Oh, look who's here, Grayar.

01:02:21Look, he just arrived on the scene.

01:02:24Another NWO member.

01:02:26Oh, and the Stunner.

01:02:28Austin got the Stunner.

01:02:31That's Puck at ringside.

01:02:33That Stunner barely fades the Big Show.

01:02:36Oh, that's Puck looking to kick Austin,

01:02:38kick the Big Show.

01:02:41Austin with a Stunner on that Puck.

01:02:43Austin with a Stunner on Flair.

01:02:46Austin got the cover.

01:02:47Will it be?

01:02:49Yes, it is.

01:02:52Here is your winner,

01:02:54Storm Cole,

01:02:55Big Austin.

01:02:58Well, Storm Cole dodged

01:03:01the pull of another Nature Boy,

01:03:04the power of the Big Show,

01:03:06and the error foot of NWO member S-Puck.

01:03:11I can tell you one thing,

01:03:12Slick Rick is not gonna be happy about this.

01:03:16Austin limping out of here

01:03:18after having those legs assaulted

01:03:20by Flair and the Big Show.

01:03:25That was a mistake that Austin was able to capitalize on.

01:03:30You talk about a resilient rattlesnake,

01:03:33Austin refusing to be skimmed here tonight.

01:03:36He dodges tonight's bullet,

01:03:38but you gotta believe that somewhere soon,

01:03:40Flair's gonna reload.

01:03:42You got that right.

01:03:45Storm Cole, I'll tell you what,

01:03:46he's dodged a lot of them in his time,

01:03:48but this time, this situation,

01:03:49with Flair, Austin, NWO, whatever,

01:03:52far from over.

01:03:53Now, ladies and gentlemen,

01:03:54our colleagues from SmackDown,

01:03:55Michael Cole and Taz are here.

01:03:57Rattles, welcome, and take it away.

01:04:00Well, hey, JR, hey, King,

01:04:01and I'll tell you what, folks,

01:04:02I'm here, of course, with Taz,

01:04:03who, well, as a fashion statement,

01:04:05likes to be bald,

01:04:07but for people like myself,

01:04:08the one phrase we don't like to hear is,

01:04:10hey, are you losing your hair?

01:04:12Are you going bald?

01:04:13Well, tonight in Nashville at Judgment Day,

01:04:15one man will lose his hair.

01:04:17It's Kurt Angle versus Edge

01:04:18in a hair versus hair match.

01:04:21One man is going to go bald,

01:04:23and check it out,

01:04:25it's a little preview of what Edge or Kurt Angle

01:04:26may look like without any hair.

01:04:28Shine head Edge and shine head Angle,

01:04:31but anyway, this is simple,

01:04:32you lose this match,

01:04:33you get dragged over to that barber chair

01:04:35sitting in this arena,

01:04:36and you get your head shaved bald,

01:04:39you get embarrassed in front of thousands

01:04:41in this building,

01:04:42millions and millions at home,

01:04:43and then you face the toughest critics

01:04:45in the locker room,

01:04:46the guys laughing in your face.

01:04:47I'll tell you, Edge and Kurt Angle,

01:04:49there it is, there's the barber chair

01:04:51that will be used tonight

01:04:52after the hair versus hair match

01:04:53between Kurt Angle and Edge.

01:04:55Angle and Edge, former best friends.

01:04:58There's the ball of fierce competitors.

01:05:00Angle and Edge meet tonight,

01:05:02and you know this whole rivalry

01:05:03all started, Taz,

01:05:05over a simple t-shirt.

01:05:09I'm about to unveil the brand new

01:05:12Kurt Angle t-shirt.

01:05:14A t-shirt that I designed myself.

01:05:17So without any further ado,

01:05:21what the hell are you doing out here?

01:05:23Kurt, despite all of our differences,

01:05:26you and I had one hell of a match at Backlash.

01:05:29I wanted to say congratulations,

01:05:31and I couldn't be happier for you.

01:05:33You got a brand new t-shirt.

01:05:34I mean, let's see it.

01:05:35I wanna see the t-shirt.

01:05:36You know something, Edge?

01:05:37I knew you'd come around.

01:05:39So without any further ado,

01:05:40drum roll please.

01:05:44Is it me or what?

01:05:46Who the hell did this?

01:05:48Kurt, that shirt definitely is you.

01:05:50Edge is stuck at the Kurt Angle again.

01:05:55Tonight, I'm about to unveil

01:05:57the official, real Kurt Angle t-shirt.

01:06:00So who wants to buy my t-shirt?

01:06:04Kurt, I wanna buy a t-shirt,

01:06:06but I think there's a better one out there.

01:06:10That's it, Edge, I've had it.

01:06:12I want another match with you.

01:06:14It's your judgment day, and this time,

01:06:16what do we say we put something on the line,

01:06:18like maybe that pretty little head of yours?

01:06:21It gets shaved bald if I beat you.

01:06:24You know what, Kurt?

01:06:25I'll do it.

01:06:26But you put your money where your mouth is.

01:06:28If I beat you?

01:06:32Now, Edge, I'd be a little worried if I were you,

01:06:35because when I'm through with you at judgment day,

01:06:38you're gonna look like Uncle Freakin' Fester.

01:06:40I say Kurt Angle will be red, white, and bald.

01:06:46Two of the hottest young superstars

01:06:48in the WWE today, Edge and Kurt Angle,

01:06:51and a spectacular battle.

01:06:53It is Kurt Angle versus Edge.

01:06:56It's hair versus hair.

01:06:58Who's gonna be bald?

01:07:02♪♪

01:07:07Red, white, and bald.

01:07:08That won't fit Kurt Angle.

01:07:10Not at all, JR.

01:07:13Oh.

01:07:14Kurt Angle!

01:07:16Kurt Angle!

01:07:17Please, people, fellow Tennesseans,

01:07:19don't do this to Kurt.

01:07:21Kurt Angle!

01:07:23Kurt Angle!

01:07:25Kurt Angle!

01:07:26Kurt Angle!

01:07:27Kurt Angle!

01:07:28Kurt Angle!

01:07:29Kurt Angle!

01:07:30The following contest is scheduled for one fall

01:07:34with the hair versus hair match.

01:07:37Introducing Kurt from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

01:07:40237 pounds, Kurt Angle!

01:07:46Well, I'll tell you what.

01:07:48What?

01:07:49Along with another one of shaved head,

01:07:51the loser of this match is gonna be forced

01:07:53to endure utter embarrassment and humiliation.

01:07:57The rare Olympic bald angle.

01:08:00Almost extinct.

01:08:03That was a good one. I get it.

01:08:04You think you know me.

01:08:05You think you know me.

01:08:06The winner, Kurt Angle...

01:08:17from Colorado, Illinois...

01:08:18weighing 242 pounds...

01:08:21is...

01:08:26Come on, JR. Admit it.

01:08:28This guy needs a haircut.

01:08:30Really, really bad.

01:08:31Look at his hair.

01:08:32It's so greasy, it can fry chicken in it.

01:08:35It's Lawson here, last week on SmackDown,

01:08:39thanks to Kurt Angle and his somewhat short-cutting ways.

01:08:46Look at the barber, that really is Floyd Jr., isn't it?

01:08:51I think it is.

01:08:52Okay, Mayberry barber shop.

01:08:55I'm sure it's a talented man, but it doesn't take a lot of skills

01:08:58to shave somebody bald, and that's what we're going to see tonight.

01:09:01We're not talking about a little dremel off the sides.

01:09:04I mean, they're actually going to get the razor out and just really shave it?

01:09:07Yeah, I understand the loser is going to have his head shaved bald.

01:09:10I think that pretty well tells you what's going on.

01:09:12Front face like a fly by the former Olympic champion.

01:09:15Well, what was Edge thinking when he accepted

01:09:17Kurt Angle's challenge to this match?

01:09:20I mean, if stupidity were an Olympic event,

01:09:22then Edge would get a gold medal.

01:09:25Okay, how's he going to look with no hair?

01:09:27Well, he'll actually look better.

01:09:29You know where Elijah died?

01:09:30In the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada.

01:09:32Hello, over there.

01:09:33Bahamas, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Bermuda, Malaysia, and Brunei.

01:09:38I'm sure the Sultan of Brunei is watching this as we speak.

01:09:42Without a doubt.

01:09:43Hello, Sultan.

01:09:44I relate to royalty, you know.

01:09:46I'm sure you do.

01:09:47Oh!

01:09:48Counter by Kurt Angle.

01:09:50Got countered by the golden cradle of Edge.

01:09:53That was close.

01:09:54And Angle coming up saying, you can't out-wrestle me.

01:09:56But on that exchange, Edge did just that.

01:10:00Angle going downstairs.

01:10:02No one in WWE history has ever accomplished more

01:10:07in the short time that they've been in the business

01:10:09than Kurt Angle.

01:10:10Nobody.

01:10:11He's great.

01:10:12He's fantastic.

01:10:13He is a true robot.

01:10:16Sidestepping the on-rushing Kurt Angle.

01:10:19And you know what's great about Kurt Angle?

01:10:21He's got a nice, normal haircut.

01:10:24Oh!

01:10:25At least for now.

01:10:28Oh, look at Edge's hair.

01:10:30Oh, hey, now.

01:10:33He's dead off that two-pounder.

01:10:35He's hanging right out of it, Edge.

01:10:37Very aggressive here tonight.

01:10:38A lot at stake.

01:10:40A little hair for Edge, at least.

01:10:43And hair.

01:10:46And these two young men certainly represent a large part

01:10:50of the future, in my estimation, of the WWE.

01:10:54Young and athletic.

01:10:57I mean, you know, I just don't...

01:10:58I've never understood how a guy like...

01:11:00Oh!

01:11:01A guy like Edge would want your hair that long and stringy.

01:11:05I mean, it's like...

01:11:06It's got to be a distraction while you're trying to wrestle.

01:11:08She's swinging around.

01:11:09He has to...

01:11:10Oh, well, it really is not good.

01:11:12Angle all tied up and nowhere to go.

01:11:14Oh, boy.

01:11:15What?

01:11:16Oh, the spear!

01:11:17Man!

01:11:18Edge catching Angle with that spear.

01:11:20In the ropes, nowhere to go.

01:11:21Look out!

01:11:22Whoa!

01:11:23Man, it's beautiful!

01:11:25Beautiful!

01:11:26Hey, I can't hear, boy!

01:11:28A belly-to-belly overhead throw from the ring to the floor.

01:11:31Wow!

01:11:32Via the top rope.

01:11:33See it again.

01:11:34One more time.

01:11:35Look at that!

01:11:36Oh!

01:11:37Hear that impact there?

01:11:38That hurt a splat.

01:11:40You'd have to have a hip replacement with a butt like that, wouldn't you?

01:11:43Human anatomy, God.

01:11:45A little more organs anatomy than you'd think.

01:11:47Get up back here, Angle.

01:11:48Get up back here.

01:11:49It sucks!

01:11:51Oh, Kurt Angle just got a hell of an advantage here.

01:11:54He's got the lives on him.

01:11:55Angle needs to go for the kill here, so to speak.

01:11:58The barbershop is open!

01:12:01Oh, Angle's going to go ahead and pull it out.

01:12:03By the ropes, if you have to.

01:12:07Always leery when you go and take things out.

01:12:09Let's go, come on.

01:12:10That's a good hand by Angle again.

01:12:12Angle's kneeing up.

01:12:13Two!

01:12:14And Edge is hanging.

01:12:15Look at Edge's hands.

01:12:16They're down to his side.

01:12:17I think you should look at Edge's hair and get one good last look at it.

01:12:20Referee Brian Hebner.

01:12:23Trying to show some authority here at Angle.

01:12:26Hey, wait a minute.

01:12:27He hates it.

01:12:28I guess he does.

01:12:29It gets him off his game, though.

01:12:31They'll spoil his concentration here if they're not careful.

01:12:34Oh, yeah, he'll...

01:12:35He's a very emotional competitor.

01:12:39Well, you know, he'll tear up at the drop of a hand.

01:12:41He is emotional.

01:12:42He'll ball like a baby.

01:12:44What do you think he'll do?

01:12:46Oh, my God.

01:12:47What?

01:12:48I can't imagine Edge doing that.

01:12:53Boom!

01:12:54Hard spine busting by Angle.

01:12:56He's gonna look for the three here.

01:12:58And hook the leg.

01:12:59Got a near fall.

01:13:00Angle clearly establishing his superiority here.

01:13:03I'm just trying to picture Edge with no hair.

01:13:05This is the most striking feature would once again be his teeth.

01:13:09Well, he does have nice teeth.

01:13:10Yeah, he's got 32 nice teeth.

01:13:13And that's just on the top.

01:13:15He's got some serious teeth going on.

01:13:18Angle, he's got a really short gut.

01:13:20But he's got a strange-shaped head.

01:13:23Sort of like a dinosaur, like.

01:13:25Compared to what?

01:13:26A normal human?

01:13:30His head is shaped like a dinosaur.

01:13:35How did you get that?

01:13:36It's compared to, like, your bowling ball-like head.

01:13:40That is gonna come back to me sooner or later.

01:13:42Thank you very much.

01:13:43I was trying to hurt my feelings.

01:13:45Angle's doing more than hurting Edge's feelings right now.

01:13:48Uh-oh.

01:13:49One way to get beat up, but when a guy tells you about it,

01:13:51he's doing it.

01:13:52You gotta hate this.

01:13:53That really is a...

01:13:54That will be the man.

01:13:56Downstairs.

01:13:58That DDT.

01:13:59Angle got the DDT.

01:14:00This should be it.

01:14:01Oh, Edge kicked out.

01:14:03Edge kicking out, knowing that this is just not your everyday

01:14:07main event level match.

01:14:08This is a match that you're gonna remember the rest of your life.

01:14:12One of these two young lads should be cue-balled

01:14:16somewhere later tonight.

01:14:18Have you ever seen anybody with a freshly-shaven head, JR?

01:14:21It's like, you know, there's no tan there at all,

01:14:23and it's like Howard Finkle-like.

01:14:26You know what I mean?

01:14:27That would be horrible-looking.

01:14:30Well, that's a stark contrast to reality.

01:14:33Right.

01:14:35There's always some little knots and bumps and stuff up there

01:14:37that you never realize was there.

01:14:41Worst champ I can find by angle.

01:14:44And I understand all the WWE superstars,

01:14:46they're waiting back there right now.

01:14:48They're, like, lined up, ready to just start the razzing.

01:14:53Did I say WWF?

01:14:54I meant WWE.

01:14:55You dare when I say that?

01:14:56You gotta tell me to get the F out.

01:14:58You might take it literally, Lee.

01:15:00I won't do that for you.

01:15:03What would you do without me?

01:15:04I don't have a clue.

01:15:05Uh-oh, wait a minute.

01:15:06Flounder.

01:15:07Come on.

01:15:08Squeeze.

01:15:09Put the pressure.

01:15:10Angle is squeezing,

01:15:11and he's got that little surge of energy and adrenaline

01:15:14trying to fight his way back up.

01:15:16He's taking down that hair.

01:15:18I wonder if that's a little sign of things to come,

01:15:21that Edge is about to seemingly get back on track.

01:15:25I don't know, but speaking of signs,

01:15:26did you see somebody out in the audience with a sign?

01:15:29Oh, some Edge shaving cream.

01:15:32Cover.

01:15:33The suplex.

01:15:34The legs up to an angle.

01:15:35It'll be appropriate tonight, won't it?

01:15:38It might be too ironic.

01:15:41It might be a real poetic injustice for Edge,

01:15:44his edge heads around the world.

01:15:47Edge heads.

01:15:49If Edge gets his head shaved tonight,

01:15:51I almost guarantee you there's gonna be...

01:15:54Don't tell me there's gonna be, like, people start...

01:15:56Women weeping.

01:15:57Oh, I thought you were gonna say

01:15:58kids around the world are gonna start shaving their heads.

01:16:02Which, I don't see in some of the kids around the world,

01:16:04that wouldn't be a bad thing.

01:16:07Angle.

01:16:08I would think, JR, that you, of all people,

01:16:10from Oklahoma, being the, you know,

01:16:12the traditionalist that you are,

01:16:13that you would admire a hairstyle like Kurt Angle's.

01:16:18I don't have a problem with Kurt Angle's hair,

01:16:19nor Edge's with that man.

01:16:20Oh, come on.

01:16:21Secretly, deep down deep.

01:16:23You don't like Edge's hair?

01:16:24It might not be for me,

01:16:25but that's what the hell's up.

01:16:26It doesn't matter.

01:16:27Oh, look out!

01:16:28Oh, man, that was a hell of a suplex.

01:16:31Wow.

01:16:33Nothing else has barred some time.

01:16:36Come on, Kurt!

01:16:38Think about your hair!

01:16:42Edge thinking about getting back in this match.

01:16:45Because Kurt Angle has got into

01:16:46a dominating position in this match.

01:16:50I just thought of something.

01:16:53When they shave Edge's,

01:16:54when they shave his head,

01:16:55they can shave his beard off, too.

01:16:58You need to start from scratch.

01:17:02Angle misses a close one.

01:17:04Angle misses a close one.

01:17:06Edge connects with his, though.

01:17:08That's Angle down with another close line.

01:17:15Getting out.

01:17:17Getting out wrestled here.

01:17:20Oh, no!

01:17:21Look out!

01:17:23That was close.

01:17:24He almost was red, white, and bald.

01:17:25That was really close.

01:17:29He just kicked out by a hair.

01:17:30Evil hell in a cell.

01:17:34Jack Tyler's on the line tonight.

01:17:36Get that there.

01:17:37He kicked out by a hair.

01:17:39I'll laugh later.

01:17:42On our drive back to Memphis.

01:17:44I bet a lot of the times

01:17:45after we do a show together

01:17:46the next day you just laugh

01:17:48when you finally get that stuff.

01:17:50Look out!

01:17:51Oh, what a move down there.

01:17:52Oh, that was beautiful.

01:17:53Oh, look at that.

01:17:54Angle landed on the apron,

01:17:55but he got dropped,

01:17:56kicked right off of it.

01:17:57Good shot.

01:17:58Shot right to the knees.

01:18:01Watch out, Kurt.

01:18:02And Edge!

01:18:03Oh!

01:18:04Punch across body over the top.

01:18:06I don't know how much

01:18:07of Kurt Angle that Edge got.

01:18:09What a risk taker.

01:18:10Man, that was.

01:18:11That was reaching into

01:18:12your bag of risks.

01:18:14Oh, look at that.

01:18:16Imagine seeing Edge bald.

01:18:18Seeing better heads on a pimple.

01:18:19That's going to be a horrible sight.

01:18:21Have you ever lost a hair match?

01:18:22Never.

01:18:23Oh, yes, I did, man.

01:18:24I forgot about it.

01:18:25It was terrible.

01:18:26Traumatic.

01:18:27Traumatic.

01:18:28Horrible sight.

01:18:29And there's some of that back here

01:18:30that never grew back.

01:18:31Bless your heart.

01:18:32What are you talking about?

01:18:33Probably pulled out by the roots

01:18:34is what happened.

01:18:35Again.

01:18:36That may be what happened

01:18:37to Edge here tonight.

01:18:40Edge is going to take

01:18:41another chance here.

01:18:42And look at Angle.

01:18:43Oh!

01:18:45He's had that experience

01:18:46before.

01:18:47He blocked the

01:18:48attempt to throw by Angle.

01:18:50Look out, Kurt!

01:18:51He's poised on the top.

01:18:52Look out, Kurt!

01:18:53Oh!

01:18:54The missile.

01:18:55Drop kick.

01:18:56Oh, no!

01:18:58It's over!

01:18:59It's over!

01:19:00No, it's not!

01:19:01No, it's not!

01:19:02Wow, how close was that?

01:19:03By a hair.

01:19:05By a follicle.

01:19:08One tiny follicle.

01:19:09Oh, a follicle now.

01:19:10Oh!

01:19:11Oh!

01:19:12That's a hell of a suplex.

01:19:13That'll flip your follicles

01:19:14right there.

01:19:15Yeah, you're not kidding me.

01:19:18That suplex

01:19:19was finer than frog hairs,

01:19:20but four ways.

01:19:21Oh, come on.

01:19:22That's hair jokes.

01:19:23I know that.

01:19:27Again, this crowd

01:19:28letting Kurt Angle

01:19:29know that he sucks

01:19:30just in case

01:19:31he had forgotten.

01:19:33And Angle now,

01:19:34that waist lock.

01:19:35Oh, look out!

01:19:36Edge!

01:19:37There's a roll-up!

01:19:38He got another

01:19:39near-fall bend.

01:19:40Man, that was close.

01:19:44Edge.

01:19:45Edge.

01:19:46Oh, no!

01:19:47And that was a

01:19:48that was a DDT,

01:19:49almost a

01:19:50modified version

01:19:51of that execution

01:19:52that Edge likes to utilize.

01:19:54In any event,

01:19:55Angle's face and head

01:19:56bounced off the canvas.

01:19:58Where's Edge going now?

01:20:00What's he doing?

01:20:01Edge has gone to the top.

01:20:03This is not a wise move

01:20:04on the part of Edge.

01:20:05It may not be.

01:20:06He had an opportunity to

01:20:08possibly get a pin on Kurt.

01:20:10And Angle

01:20:11Oh, you got him!

01:20:12Angle exploded!

01:20:13Wow!

01:20:14Angle exploded

01:20:15right off the top turnbuckle!

01:20:16He threw Edge

01:20:17for the cover!

01:20:18Get him!

01:20:19The cover!

01:20:20This could be it!

01:20:21This will be

01:20:22and it's over!

01:20:23Oh, Ralph, you said three.

01:20:24You know you did.

01:20:26Look at this.

01:20:27Kurt Hibner said

01:20:28I got a two count.

01:20:29It's a hairy situation now.

01:20:30Come on, Kurt!

01:20:33Look at this, JR.

01:20:34One more time.

01:20:35This looks like a beauty

01:20:36flipping like a cheese ball.

01:20:37Look at this!

01:20:38And it's a world-class

01:20:39athletic move

01:20:40by a world-class competitor

01:20:41Kurt Angle.

01:20:42What a straight martial arts kick

01:20:43catches Angle coming in.

01:20:48Oh, now what?

01:20:49Oh, yes.

01:20:50Oh!

01:20:51DDT.

01:20:53Oh, no.

01:20:54I think Kurt's out.

01:20:55Angle

01:20:56got it!

01:20:58Two.

01:20:59That's just a two.

01:21:02Edge can't believe it

01:21:03with his hair

01:21:04and his head being

01:21:05shaved bald

01:21:06hanging in the mouth.

01:21:07He's going to look

01:21:08horrible bald.

01:21:09I mean, he's going to be

01:21:10hanging from the ugly tree

01:21:11then.

01:21:15Angle pulling himself up

01:21:16after those high-impact

01:21:17maneuvers.

01:21:19Angle reverses it.

01:21:20Oh, no!

01:21:21Spear!

01:21:22Yes.

01:21:23What was the technique

01:21:24to spear Angle,

01:21:25obviously.

01:21:26He missed Angle.

01:21:27Inadvertently speared

01:21:28the referee.

01:21:29And that may not be

01:21:30the best...

01:21:31Oh, my God!

01:21:32Oh, wee!

01:21:34Man, Edge has got...

01:21:35He just got thrown

01:21:36out of his boots.

01:21:37What kind of suplex

01:21:38was that?

01:21:39A physical...

01:21:40It's a wrap.

01:21:41Where's a wrap?

01:21:42Get it?

01:21:43Violent suplex

01:21:44by Kurt Angle.

01:21:45Coming, Kurt.

01:21:46I'll come up there

01:21:47and count.

01:21:49That was it.

01:21:52Oh, I think there,

01:21:53this is what you call

01:21:54opportunity knocking.

01:21:55Referee can't see a thing.

01:21:58Oh, spear!

01:22:00Edge got the spear

01:22:01on Angle.

01:22:02He's got the cover.

01:22:04But the referee

01:22:05is still down.

01:22:07Good.

01:22:08Thank goodness.

01:22:10And Brian Henry,

01:22:11if he don't make it here,

01:22:12he's certainly qualified

01:22:13to work in the NBA.

01:22:16What are you talking about?

01:22:17They don't see a thing.

01:22:18He's doing a fine job.

01:22:19He's hurt.

01:22:20Well, the poor kid

01:22:21got speared by Edge.

01:22:22He sure did.

01:22:23He's out of it.

01:22:26You're all doing it.

01:22:27Angle, back up.

01:22:29And Edge

01:22:30looking for another spear.

01:22:31Angle caught Edge

01:22:32right in the heart

01:22:33with the point of his boot.

01:22:35And Angle now...

01:22:36Oh, Angle was looking

01:22:37for the angle slam

01:22:38to connect.

01:22:39Another spear!

01:22:41The second spear!

01:22:42Oh, no, no.

01:22:44That's a big hit!

01:22:45The referee!

01:22:47And it's...

01:22:48No!

01:22:49It's not over!

01:22:50Oh, my gosh!

01:22:51Oh, thank goodness.

01:22:52This is not over.

01:22:54You gotta love Kurt Angle.

01:22:57Look at this.

01:22:58Yeah.

01:22:59Take one last feel

01:23:00of that mop of yours.

01:23:02Well, at least the referee

01:23:03is somewhat coherent.

01:23:05I'm telling you

01:23:06what's great about Kurt Angle.

01:23:07He absolutely refuses

01:23:08to be beaten.

01:23:10Now what?

01:23:12Angle barely able to stay.

01:23:13Look at how shaky his legs are.

01:23:14He's wobbly.

01:23:15He's really wobbly, but...

01:23:16Yeah, he's got the...

01:23:17As for the execution...

01:23:18Oh, no!

01:23:19And Angle caught Edge

01:23:20with another spear.

01:23:21An Olympic-sized spear.

01:23:22Yeah, baby!

01:23:24And now some hell-axes in town.

01:23:25Yeah, he's gonna go Olympic on him.

01:23:27And this ain't ballet,

01:23:28I'll tell you.

01:23:29Angle slam.

01:23:30He's got that hair down.

01:23:31The angle slam.

01:23:32It's over now.

01:23:34You can count your hair

01:23:35by the weight.

01:23:38Oh, so mighty.

01:23:40Wait a minute.

01:23:41This is an extraordinary match.

01:23:43I don't think

01:23:44that referee can count to three.

01:23:45The two men

01:23:46who refuse to lose.

01:23:49Oh, now.

01:23:50Oh, look at this.

01:23:51The strings have come down.

01:23:52I hate when I see a grown man

01:23:53do that.

01:23:54Oh, look at that!

01:23:55I bet you hate that.

01:23:56You don't, JR.

01:23:57Look at this.

01:23:58That's even worse.

01:23:59And, oh!

01:24:00Here's Aguri.

01:24:01Caught Angle in the temple.

01:24:03Oh, no!

01:24:04Angle's got a distant look

01:24:05on his face.

01:24:06I bet here's Aguri

01:24:07caught him right in the temple.

01:24:09Distant look on his face.

01:24:11Okay, yeah.

01:24:12He's playing possum

01:24:13on the down.

01:24:14You ought to know better.

01:24:15Angle grabbed that leg.

01:24:17He's got the ankle out again.

01:24:18Tap out!

01:24:19The match taps out.

01:24:20Tap out!

01:24:21He's tapping his ball.

01:24:22Tap it, tap it, tap it!

01:24:23He's tapping his ball.

01:24:26If he's balling more,

01:24:27he taps tonight.

01:24:28Oh, look out.

01:24:30Quick on the roll-up!

01:24:36He did it!

01:24:37Here is your winner,

01:24:39Edge!

01:24:41This can't be happening!

01:24:44Kurt Angle

01:24:45has lost to Edge!

01:24:47And Kurt Angle

01:24:48will soon

01:24:49be

01:24:50gone!

01:24:52Let's reconsider!

01:24:53Oh, look out.

01:24:54He's got Kurt Angle.

01:24:55It's a rematch!

01:24:56Oh, there's no rematch.

01:24:57Yes!

01:24:58It's about five more minutes.

01:24:59It's two out of three falls!

01:25:00This match is a one-fall match.

01:25:02And Angle

01:25:03has lost.

01:25:04It's a redo.

01:25:05Do over.

01:25:07This ain't take two.

01:25:08Yeah, it gotta be.

01:25:09Oh, look at this.

01:25:11Uh-oh.

01:25:13Wait a minute!

01:25:15Edge with the execution.

01:25:18Fighting out of this onslaught

01:25:19by Angle.

01:25:20But Edge has won this match.

01:25:25Oh, no.

01:25:26This is not right.

01:25:27This is...

01:25:28This is a miscarriage

01:25:29of justice, JR.

01:25:30And now, by the rules

01:25:31of this match

01:25:32that both men agreed to,

01:25:35the loser's head

01:25:37will be shaved

01:25:38the ball.

01:25:39Kurt is helpless.

01:25:40He can't do this

01:25:41to a man that's unconscious.

01:25:44Oh, no doubt that Angle

01:25:45is lazed

01:25:46and confused

01:25:47more than normal.

01:25:50As Edge is

01:25:52beating Angle

01:25:53right toward the barber chair.

01:25:57Oh,

01:25:58look at Floyd.

01:25:59Yeah, get it, Floyd.

01:26:00There you go.

01:26:02Look at Angle.

01:26:03What the...

01:26:04Angle's...

01:26:05Angle made a deal here.

01:26:06What do you mean?

01:26:07And Angle now

01:26:08is running out of here.

01:26:09Angle from sitting

01:26:10in that barber's chair

01:26:11Well, he saw that barber.

01:26:12for a man to get

01:26:13his head shaved bald.

01:26:14Look at that barber.

01:26:16That barber ain't got

01:26:17a damn thing to do with it.

01:26:18He looks...

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