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00:00You
00:13Just thinking just a few short hours ago
00:16We were back in the predictable safety of our home
00:19And now we're rocketing through the wild and incredibly treacherous jungle in a vehicle with almost no safety features
00:26It is unsettling
00:28I'm walking it out
00:40By joining me on a typical tourist safari you sedentary
00:45environmentally challenged television viewers will develop a greater appreciation not only for my
00:51personal genius, but of the world of rare and endangered animals and
00:56Aha, I think we're about to get a treat. I've just heard the
01:01Unmistakable call of the very rare hammer-beat carrot
01:07He's coming this way
01:10Oh
01:19There are people here to film me on safari
01:23Actually, the cameramen are here to film that me. I trust you got a lovely shot of me being run over just then
01:30Hey, you must be dr. Pinkney. Dr. I am Pinkney to be exact
01:36Being picky is nothing to be proud of khaki boy
01:47Anyway, we're real sorry about running you over like that
01:51Ever since Berkeley ate the map, please release that bird. There's only 25 of them left on the entire planet
02:01Can we edit that out
02:04I
02:05Listen very closely since this is probably your first trip anywhere wilder than your local mall
02:12You will need to follow a few basic rules. Do not eat any wild fruits and berries no matter how delicious they may appear
02:20Secondly do not attempt to touch
02:23feed or play with any of the animals you may encounter and finally
02:29What in the world is wrong with this dog of yours
02:33Technically speaking. He's dysfunctionally good-natured. It's sort of a blessing wrapped in a curse
02:39Go dig a hole or something
02:46Do you mind
02:48You you ecological menace
02:51Release that bearded bandicoot at once and do you
02:56You're only encouraging the dog by filming him like that from now on keep the cameras on me
03:03Oh
03:15No, I would like you to join me in what has been an eight-year search for a very rare very reclusive little marsupial
03:23Which the local natives refer to as the a we Gandhi
03:29translated into English
03:31Gandhi means oh, no. Oh, no, please get it off me
03:37the silly natives believe quite superstitiously
03:42Harmless clinging little creature brings bad luck to all its encounters
03:49Why are you filming that dog again release the a we Gandhi
04:02I
04:03Hate to say it. Dr. Pinkney, but it looks like the natives might be right about the bad luck thing, please
04:09Being a man of science. I refuse to be taken in by
04:13primitive superstition
04:16The fact that it is now raining only on me is pure coincidence. I assure you
04:23And besides the lightning missed me by a good
04:41I'm not saying I understand this how we candy thing dr.
04:45Pink you sure have been bitten by a lot of snakes and poisonous bugs since that little guy fastened himself to your head
04:51Not to mention the fact that you've been struck by lightning nine times
04:56For the last time all of that is nothing but pure coincidence
05:04All right, I believe I believe please get it off me
05:14Let us continue our safari by searching for the extremely rare
05:20polka-dotted skink as
05:22Pictured here, why don't we split up this time? Let's go away to you
05:42Good no one's watching I can at least take credit for this one
05:46I
06:06Think if you watch the whole exchange between myself and the dog according to my emergency medical guide the skink
06:14Injects its victims with a toxin that affects the language centers of the brain causing those bitten to speak in rhymes
06:22I'm feeling just a little foggy
06:25My oh my I hate this doggie
06:44Tell you dr. Pinkney being an animal buff and all you must be in hog heaven
06:48I mean first Berkeley found you that how we dandy thing you were looking for not to mention that skink and tonight
06:54He digs up that rare hat back thing and a whole bag of nearly extinct
07:03You can't imagine how much I appreciate
07:07Dr. Pinkney to reduce the risk of you going to shock. Perhaps you should spend the night in our modular condominium
07:14Thank you. I think I'll just crawl into my nice cold tent with the bat and the frogs, of course
07:23Maybe it would be best if we just left you alone right now
07:32How can I upstage that dog and recover some small amount of professional dignity
07:38I'd have to find the rarest of all rare animals
07:41Oh the great white rainforest baboon
07:49We gotta help dr. Pekingese feel better I got a plan
07:59Sorry, dr. Pink I need to follow you sleepy bed
08:05I
08:18Must be having a nightmare
08:25It's a big stuffy man buggy glue it all over your body while you're sleeping
08:31Why to make you look you just like the white?
08:36You better not let
08:49It's the great white
08:52I
08:54Found him quick wait the cameraman
08:58Not until you apologize to Bucky and see a good dog. Whatever good doggy. Good doggy
09:22Good time with your new friend
09:26Yes after so many years of failure dr.
09:30I am think me was literally carried away by his dreams of making a rare discovery next week on nature's
09:37Oddities will profile a little dog with a peculiar knack for finding pocket frogs