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00:02Promo! Promo! Hollywood Squares Nighttime!
00:04Promo Show 455, VTR 41778, air TBA.
00:13♪♪
00:14Hello! I'm Peter Marshall, and you're invited to a Hollywood Squares party.
00:18Joining us in the fun will be ...
00:20Lauren Tweeds,
00:22George Goebel,
00:23Tammy Wynette,
00:24Victor French,
00:25Elkie Sommer,
00:26John Beiner,
00:27Paul Williams,
00:28Mel Brooks, and of course ...
00:29Paul Linn.
00:30Now, I'll be your host, and we're going to have a terrific time.
00:33It's really something special. See you there!
00:37♪♪
01:00Presented by the President's Office.
01:11Sure, Hollywood Squares Nighttime show, F-455, air TBA, VTR 41778.
01:29Welcome to a special edition of the Hollywood Squares.
01:34We're having a party.
01:35And here's our host for the evening, Peter Marshall.
01:36Well, thank you very much, Kenny Williams.
01:37Glad you could make it this evening.
01:38You're going to have a lot of fun tonight.
01:39Because, well, we've invited nine of your favorite stars,
01:40and we've asked them to come as some of their favorite characters.
01:41They're all waiting here in the dressing room, so let's greet them.
01:42First of all, I'd like you to say hello to Mel Brooks as Chief Running Bagels.
01:43Hello.
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02:09Hello.
02:10Hello.
02:11Maggie Markham as Chief Running Bagels.
02:12What a silly name for an Indian.
02:13Chief Running Bagels.
02:14What should they call me?
02:15Strolling Locks?
02:16Why not?
02:17I'll a wide up.
02:18At Scarlett O'Hara, we have Tammy Wynette.
02:19Isn't that beautiful?
02:20Scarlett O'Hara.
02:21Scarlett.
02:22Are you doing anything tonight?
02:23I am, but tomorrow's another day.
02:24Tomorrow is another day.
02:25And from Carter Country, we have Victor defence as Chief Moby.
02:26Hello, Chief.
02:27Chief, I want to ask you something, Chief.
02:30What do you dislike most about the penal system?
02:32Judges. Judges?
02:34And most of them got their IQ smaller than their hat size.
02:36Uh-huh. Bye.
02:38We have Lauren Tweed from Love Boat
02:41as our Statue of Liberty.
02:43You look unhappy again.
02:44Well, I was vandalized last night.
02:46Somebody wrote, Mario loves roasts on my foot.
02:48Oh, I'm going to have to do it every time.
02:50As Dracula, we have the ominous Paul Williams.
02:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
02:56Hello, there.
02:57It's not easy being green.
03:01And the Sheik of Araby, George Gobel.
03:03We have George Gobel, the Sheik of Araby.
03:05Sheik, how you doing?
03:06Fine, I want to ask you something.
03:08Huh?
03:09Do you know how to get camel stuff out of a car grill?
03:11No.
03:12Too bad, it's on your car.
03:16Captain the Greatest, portrayed by Elkie Sommer.
03:20Elkie Sommer.
03:21Oh, now, is this not the Greatest gang?
03:23Hello there, Greatest.
03:24Hello, Peter. How are you?
03:26Peter, I've been trying to figure something out.
03:28Where do you put the batteries in that?
03:30I have no idea, but I'll help you try.
03:32Yes, bye-bye. Yes, all right.
03:34We have John Viner as Casanova, the great lover.
03:39Hey, I thought Casanova was clean-shaven.
03:42No, no, he's not.
03:43This is the only way I get to keep the girls away
03:45long enough to do the show.
03:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
03:51And son of the musketeer, Paul Lynde.
03:54What is that, musketeer?
04:00Well, I brought it for a gnat.
04:01A gnat?
04:03A gnat. Funicello.
04:04Oh, a gnat funicello. I get it, that's very cute.
04:07Wow.
04:09Well, I tell you, we're going to have fun
04:10right after this commercial.
04:11Don't go away.
04:50We have some look-a-likes for our X's and O's.
05:20First up this evening, first, our Miss Circle.
05:22I guess you all realize who she looks like.
05:25Carol Lombard.
05:27No, this is a PR girl and mother of two
05:30who has her own private fang.
05:31This is Gloria Barr,
05:32and she's the Phyllis Diller look-a-like.
05:34Good luck this evening, Gloria.
05:37Sometime called Clint, eighth-degree black belt,
05:40married to a first-degree black belt.
05:42They have five little belts.
05:43This is Joe Dimmick. Nice to see you, Joe.
05:45Good luck to the two of you.
05:47Object for the players here is to get three stars in a row,
05:49either across them or nanodiagonally.
05:50It is up to them to figure out the stars,
05:52give you a correct answer, make one up.
05:53That's how they get the squares.
05:55Each completed game is worth $250,
05:56and, of course, we'll continue playing
05:58until we hear our tacky buzzer.
06:00And we have two Secret Square games tonight.
06:02If Kenny will tell us about game number one.
06:04And Circle starts its first Secret Square.
06:06We'll fly you and a guest from Los Angeles
06:08to the Union Plaza Hotel in Las Vegas,
06:10one of the world's largest casinos,
06:12750-car garage, showroom, two lounges,
06:14three dining rooms, pool, 504 rooms,
06:16the Union Plaza Hotel, and a hammered texture
06:1914-carat gold pendant with U.S. Liberty gold coin
06:21and 24-inch serpentine chain,
06:23just one of many modern or traditional designs
06:25that find jewelers everywhere.
06:26Wide band coin jewelry,
06:28plus classic curves from Ditto,
06:30the feel-to-fit company,
06:31fans to make every woman feel beautiful
06:33in sizes 3 to 13 and 8 to 18,
06:35and custom-crafted aluminum travel cases
06:38by Zero Halliburton,
06:39classic styling for protection and reliability,
06:41the choice of seasoned travelers the world over,
06:43furnished by the Zero Corporation.
06:45And Menon's complete assortment of toiletry products.
06:47After 100 years of making men look and feel good,
06:49who knows more about men than Menon?
06:51Then on to Rio Rico,
06:53a luxurious mountaintop inn
06:54with riding, golf, tennis, and the magi...
06:57majestic border country of Southern Arizona,
06:59just 12 miles north of Nogales, Mexico.
07:01Rio Rico, another sun-country resort.
07:04That's it, Pete.
07:05Let's show the whole audience the Secret Square
07:06as you know the stars are brief.
07:07They're helping with applause,
07:08but they're hearing the actual questions
07:10for the first time as they are asked.
07:11And, Gloria, you won the toss backstage.
07:12Good luck. Pick a star.
07:13Thank you. I'd like to try
07:15cheap running bagel.
07:16Oh!
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07:25Ha-ha-ha.
07:27Say, say, R.B., R.B.,
07:29what well-known Hebrew word means,
07:31so be it.
07:33Uh, uh...
07:36Halleba.
07:37Ha-ha-ha.
07:39Halleba.
07:42Is that your answer, Chief?
07:43Halle...
07:44Wait.
07:45Hallebai.
07:47Halleberry.
07:48Halle...
07:49Tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tick-a-tick.
07:52Uh...
07:53Hazoi.
07:55Uh, bing-bang.
07:57An answer.
07:58Uh...
08:00Om...
08:01Ha-ha-ha.
08:04Well-known Hebrew word means, so be it.
08:06Omen.
08:08Omen.
08:10Like amen?
08:11Amen. Amen.
08:12If it's just an omen, I agree.
08:13That's it. Very good start.
08:14All right, Joe, your turn.
08:16Dracula.
08:17Dracula.
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08:26Shut up, you dummies up there in the...
08:29You know, I got to tell you,
08:31I have a bad reputation
08:32just for being known as a vampire,
08:34and it's not fair.
08:36All of my life, I played baseball.
08:38Nobody ever called me a baseball player.
08:41Suck one drop of blood...
08:43Ha-ha-ha.
08:45And everybody calls you a vampire.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Incidentally, I can see why they call him Clint.
08:50He looks just like Clint Walker.
08:53According to the old saying,
08:54what are little people bothered by?
08:56What are little people bothered by?
08:58Uh...
09:00The big people wearing large belts hugging them.
09:05No, by big people.
09:06By big people.
09:07I agree.
09:08No, little people are bothered by little things.
09:10Put a circle there, Gloria, break for you.
09:11Good save.
09:12Oh, um, I will try...
09:15Hmm, Chief Moby.
09:17All right, from Carter Country.
09:19Uh, true or false,
09:20some ants make slaves of other ants.
09:25What?
09:26Some...
09:29Some ants make slaves of other ants.
09:32Isn't she gorgeous now?
09:33I mean, don't you ever say she's wrong
09:35sitting in front of that flag?
09:38Some ants do that.
09:40Of course they do.
09:41Of course they do.
09:42And I agree.
09:43That's right. I mean, that's right, yes.
09:44Uh, we have a circle there.
09:45And, George, your turn.
09:46Scarlet.
09:48Scarlet Tammy Wynette O'Hara.
09:51Sit down, Chief.
09:56True or false, the Japanese have adapted
09:58Gone with the Wind into a musical comedy.
10:03Is that true or false?
10:05I would have to say that would be false.
10:08I said that's false.
10:10I disagree.
10:11No, that is true.
10:12And put an X there.
10:13Gloria, your turn.
10:14Um, Casanova.
10:16Casanova.
10:17Not the secret square, but $250.
10:19According to...
10:20That's not true.
10:21Wait a minute.
10:22Telephone call.
10:23How you doing?
10:24What?
10:25Ooh, Casanova.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Ooh.
10:30Yeah?
10:31They all say the same thing.
10:35According to Dr. Joyce Brothers,
10:36can you blush when you're alone?
10:40Well, when you're alone and you blush,
10:43it's because...
10:44Well, see, you're embarrassed when you blush.
10:46And if you're embarrassed when you're by yourself,
10:48you need a lot of help.
10:50I would say I've never been embarrassed by myself,
10:52except when my own dog barks at me.
10:54So you say what?
10:56I'd say, uh, I'd say you can blush when you're alone.
10:58Sure, it has nothing to do with what I said.
11:00Yeah, sure you can.
11:01I agree.
11:02No, according to Dr. Joyce Brothers,
11:03blushing always occurs in a social situation.
11:05Put an X there.
11:06What's the name, Joe?
11:07The Sheik of Araby.
11:10Joyce...
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11:19Directed by...
11:22Produced by...
11:24Yeah.
11:25According to psychologists in the Dallas Morning News,
11:27who is more likely to help you in a time of need?
11:29A small-busted woman or a large-busted woman?
11:32Help.
11:33Time of need.
11:35What a fool I've been.
11:38In times of need...
11:41In times of need, I've been turning to prayer.
11:49I would say...
11:52In a time of need,
11:54if you're gonna be cut to somebody's bosom,
11:57it should be a big-busted girl.
11:58Big-busted girl.
11:59I agree.
12:00No, women with small busts have been found
12:02to be more willing to help people.
12:03Put a circle there.
12:03Glory, a break for you.
12:04Oh, the son of Musketeer.
12:05Son of Musketeer.
12:06Not the Secret Square, but $250.
12:08True or false, Paul?
12:10According to the Dallas Morning News,
12:12you can usually tell the age of a man
12:15by the underwear he wears.
12:17True.
12:18Is it true?
12:19I'll agree.
12:20Older men wear boxer shorts.
12:21Young to middle age wear jockey shorts.
12:23Men in their late teens and early 20s wear bikini shorts.
12:25That is true.
12:26And circle gets the square, $250.
12:29Let's play another board
12:32and play Secret Square.
12:33And play Secret Square game number two.
12:35Who won Secret Square this game, Jay?
12:38The Statue of Liberty,
12:39Lauren Tweese from Love Boat.
12:40Okay, after this commercial,
12:42we'll have our next Secret Square game.
13:32♪♪
13:48The player with the most cash this evening
13:49will win the following.
13:50It's a snappy new Pontiac Sunbird,
13:52the smart, sporty expression
13:53of how great a small car can really be.
13:55It has that unique flavor and style
13:57you expect from Pontiac.
13:58And Pennzoil, the S4 motor oil
14:00in the familiar yellow can.
14:01Remember, when your car is worth caring for,
14:02Pennzoil is worth asking for.
14:03Plus, Gumout carburetor cleaner
14:04helps keep your car free from slow starts,
14:06bucking and stalling in the tank and on the linkage.
14:08Gumout helps make your car a smooth performer.
14:10We'll be back with more of Hollywood Squares
14:12after this message.
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15:12I got flowers.
15:18Secret Square game number two.
15:19Kenny?
15:20And this time, egg starts at Secret Square
15:21for this striking American of Martinsville.
15:23Ovo dining room table and rich pecan veneers,
15:25plus four cane-backed chairs,
15:27a treasure from Leavitt's classic house galleries.
15:29Leavitt's famous for our brand-name furniture.
15:31Plus, Geno's thick crust pizza.
15:33Think tender crust smothered with meat and cheese.
15:35Geno's thick crust at your grocer's freezer.
15:36Pop them into the Relco 7000 microwave oven
15:39with computerized browning.
15:40Just set it and forget it.
15:41From defrost to browning, all automatic.
15:42Relco.
15:43And for truly elegant dining,
15:45this lovely $1,500 Michael C. Pina sterling silver flatware.
15:4840 pieces in a deluxe drawer chest
15:50from the Michael C. Pina Company, New York City.
15:52Plus, Ruska stoneware of Arabia, Finland.
15:55Safe for dishwasher, refrigerator, and oven.
15:57Even microwave ovens.
15:58Plus, Aurora mouth-blown stemware.
16:00Arabia, Finland.
16:01Also, an entertainment center from Sharp.
16:03Stereo music system with cassette deck.
16:05Built-in automatic record changer.
16:06Plus, the exclusive Sharp Eye program plan
16:08with a Sharp 19-inch one-gun Linitron.
16:10Plus, color TV with remote-controlled
16:12electronic display that flashes the channel number
16:14and time of day on the screen.
16:15Furnished by Sharp Electronics.
16:16And regal elegance in the fine tradition
16:18of yesteryear charm.
16:19This beautiful $2,600 pool table.
16:21Handcrafted in solid oak with premium important slate top.
16:24Furnished by Regal Manufacturing of California.
16:26Okay, Pete.
16:27Let's show the whole audience the secret square.
16:29And Joe Dimmick will start this game.
16:31Good luck, Joe.
16:32Son of Musketeer.
16:34We all know what marijuana does to people.
16:37What marijuana does to people, son?
16:39How about monkeys?
16:45I'm not sure.
16:46I never smoked one.
16:47Oh.
16:48Oh, I see.
16:50Does marijuana affect monkeys
16:52the same way it affects people?
16:58They're so funny already and dirty.
17:03I would say it would.
17:04Yeah.
17:05I agree.
17:06What happens?
17:07Okie doke.
17:08What's next there, Gloria?
17:09Um, um, uh, Casanova.
17:12I'm sorry.
17:13You said Casanova?
17:14Yes, sir.
17:15Sure.
17:20That kind of music make you sleepy?
17:22I think of last night and I get tired.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Yes, I'm old.
17:33Oh!
17:37True or false.
17:38Hollywood Squares.
17:40Hollywood Squares is being beamed out into space
17:42right this minute.
17:43Bzzz!
17:45Here we go.
17:46My fingers are too black.
17:50Yes, Hollywood Squares is being beamed out across space.
17:54He said yeah.
17:55All television programs transmit signals
17:57which are beamed out into space
17:58and can be picked up if there are receivers.
18:00Whoo-hoo!
18:01Put it in circles, Joe.
18:02Your turn.
18:03Scarlet.
18:04In what film...
18:06Oh, there we are.
18:07Yes.
18:08There's Chief Bowlby standing up
18:09and bumping his head again.
18:10In what state did the famous battle of Bull Run take place?
18:13Tennessee, Virginia, or Georgia?
18:15Tammy Wynette should know this.
18:17Famous battle of Bull Run.
18:18Tammy, Tennessee, Virginia, or Georgia?
18:21I'd say Tennessee.
18:22Tennessee.
18:23I agree.
18:24No, Virginia.
18:25Tammy Wynette didn't know that.
18:27Wait till your friends see this show.
18:28Gloria?
18:29Oh, she's so beautiful.
18:31Catherine the Great.
18:32Catherine the Great.
18:34Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:38Oh!
18:39Oh!
18:40That's the Secret Square, also.
18:41Catherine the Greatest.
18:43All right, this is a good one for $7,600.
18:46Listen carefully.
18:48This is the most popular religion in the world.
18:51In the world.
18:52Christianity?
18:54Buddhism?
18:56Islamic?
19:00Um...
19:02It is not Christianity.
19:03I read something about that.
19:06It's, I would say Buddhism.
19:08Buddhism.
19:09For $7,600, do you agree or disagree?
19:13I'm gonna have to disagree.
19:14Good for you.
19:15Christianity.
19:16We circle against the square.
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19:22I thought you were gonna top yourself off there
19:24by thinking too much.
19:25You've got the dining room set,
19:26the microwave oven,
19:27a $1,500 flatware service,
19:28stoneware stereo, color TV,
19:30$2,600 pool table, $7,600.
19:33That's terrific.
19:34Joe, your turn.
19:35The Sheik of Araby.
19:36For the block here, the Sheik of Araby.
19:38When applying for American citizenship,
19:40are you asked if you've ever committed adultery?
19:45Well, if you haven't,
19:46I don't think they'll let you in.
19:48Uh...
19:52Yes, you are.
19:53And there's a lot of speech about that, too.
19:54They really do.
19:55Yes, you are asked that.
19:56I agree.
19:57Yes, you are.
19:58And X gets the square.
19:59Interesting.
20:01Chief Melby.
20:02All righty.
20:03What was the capital of the Confederacy
20:04during the Civil War?
20:05The capital of the Confederacy, Chief.
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20:21Now, thank you, Richmond.
20:22Richmond.
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20:25Gloria?
20:26Of the Confederacy.
20:27Yeah.
20:28Richmond, Virginia. All right, I'll agree.
20:29Yo, your turn.
20:30Whoo!
20:31Go ahead.
20:32Running bagel.
20:33Running bagel.
20:34Brr.
20:35Running...
20:36What was that, running bagel?
20:38An hour.
20:39An hour.
20:40An hour.
20:41It was an hour.
20:43What are you holding?
20:44You look very anxious.
20:45Why?
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20:53Have you seen...
20:54Have you seen high anxiety running bagel?
20:55High anxiety?
20:56Is this a motion flicker?
20:57Yeah.
20:58With Harvey Korborg?
20:59Harvey Korborg and Cloris Leachford.
21:01And Cloris Leachford.
21:02Yes.
21:03One of the tops and taps comedies of my time.
21:05Let's see.
21:06What do you call a bunch of Girl Scouts
21:07who band together?
21:09Ha-ha.
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21:23You want to know the truth or not the truth?
21:26Listen.
21:27You have a green Buick.
21:28I'll tell you the truth.
21:29You call all Scouts,
21:31whether there's the girls or whether there's the boys.
21:34You call when they got together.
21:35You call them a troop.
21:36A troop.
21:37They are a troop.
21:38I agree.
21:39That's right.
21:40We have a commercial.
21:41X gets the square.
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23:58Wonderful! Wait a minute!
23:59Let me hear that some more of that.
24:01Oh, yeah, he's a..
24:02You know, Vanessa Lansgrave
24:04didn't know her dentist was Jewish.
24:06Say, in history.
24:07In history, what happened on the day of infamy?
24:10Uh, a day of infa...
24:12A day of infamy is...
24:13Boy, I hope I don't get in trouble over that last one.
24:16I'm a funny guy, but in a lot of trouble...
24:19I think.
24:20What happened on the day of infamy?
24:21That was V-E Day.
24:23And you've got to be careful with that one, too.
24:25What's he eating?
24:28Disagree? No, that was Pearl Harbor.
24:30That was, uh, yeah, all righty.
24:31You've got the circle and $500 in cash.
24:34What we're gonna do now is have a little music.
24:37Clear the board and race for the card.
24:39William, pick a star.
24:41Oh, um,
24:42mm, running bagel.
24:45According to it all would have startled Columbus,
24:49do Indians really say how?
24:51Do they really say how?
24:53Stop with that joke with the props already, everybody.
24:56You know, people offstage want to have as much fun as we do.
24:58Right. Do Indians really say how?
25:00Indians say, they say, who, who took, who took my land?
25:04Who, who took all my land?
25:06Who took, who took what belonged to me?
25:08Or they say, hey, hey, don't take my, don't take my TP.
25:12But do they say how?
25:14Yeah, if you want to know the truth,
25:16they really, they're true, but they say to know to know.
25:18They really, they're true, but they say to know to do.
25:21Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
25:23They do say how.
25:24He said, yeah.
25:25Absolutely say how. Go with me.
25:26Go with me.
25:27All right.
25:28That's right. With a circle.
25:29Joe, your turn.
25:30Captain the Greatest.
25:32Of the famous statue of David by Michelangelo,
25:35what's David dressed in?
25:37Ah!
25:39The horse, uh, too.
25:41Uh,
25:42uh, nothing.
25:44Nothing.
25:45I agree.
25:46Nothing. Put an X there.
25:47Okay, Gloria, your turn.
25:48I'm going to try the Sheik of Araby.
25:49The Sheik of Araby.
25:51Uh, who was our shortest president,
25:53George Goebbels' Sheik of Araby person?
25:58You know, I have no idea.
25:59All right, I'll leave you the question.
26:00Would you like it, Gloria?
26:01No.
26:02Uh, Madison, James Madison.
26:03Okay, according to a recent Gallup poll,
26:0543% of Americans feel that something
26:07should be totally banned on commercial airlines.
26:09What?
26:10Uh, uh,
26:13stewardesses over 68 years old.
26:16Yeah.
26:20Something should be banned completely.
26:21What?
26:22I think they, uh, figure that, uh,
26:24class, you know, first-class coach,
26:26tourists and all that.
26:27It should be one class.
26:28Gloria?
26:29I agree.
26:30Nope, smoking. Fast.
26:31Joe, pick a star.
26:32Sheik.
26:33Oh, I was trying like crazy.
26:36I was trying to get Joe to pick a star,
26:38but it didn't work out, Joe.
26:40That is our buzzer.
26:41Why that is our buzzer,
26:43I have no idea.
26:45What is that?
26:48Oh, that's why.
26:49Okay, that was Jay Reddick singing.
26:51I believe we had two Xs for Joe.
26:54That gives you a total of $100 in cash.
26:56We thank you for that,
26:57and we have some nice party gifts
26:58for our Clint Eastwood look-a-like.
27:01We have a big winner here this evening, Gloria.
27:04One circle up there gives you a total of $550 in cash,
27:07but you won a secret square worth $7,600,
27:10and you're also gonna drive away.
27:12This has been a big evening for our...
27:15little dinner look-a-like, Gloria Barr, here at Key.
27:17That's a snappy new Pontiac Sunbird,
27:19smart, sporty expression
27:20of how great a small car can really be.
27:22It has that unique flavor and style you expect from Pontiac.
27:25And Turtle Xtra.
27:26Xtra easy, Xtra durable, Xtra brilliant.
27:28New Turtle Xtra, the Xtra hard-shell car wax,
27:30the top-of-the-line from Turtle Wax.
27:31Plus Radiomatic,
27:32the revolutionary shock absorbers from Monroe,
27:34the best-known and most specified brand in America.
27:36America rides Monroe.
27:38Didn't have a chance to chat with Lauren Twees of Love Boat,
27:41the Statue of Liberty,
27:42but join us and all the stars.
27:44We're going down here and dance to Joy by Sweet Dreams.
27:46Don't go away.
27:47-♪
27:54Tonight's contestant will receive
27:56the Charm Glow Patio Wagon, Model 4000,
27:58year-round cooking on a Charm Glow gas grill,
28:00real outdoor flavor, no lighter fluids, ashes or mess,
28:03and no waiting either.
28:04Charm Glow products, plus a 22-piece
28:06master mechanic multi-drive socket set
28:08from True Value Hardware Stores,
28:09a combined value and personal service
28:11in over 5,000 locations,
28:12and Maruchan's Instant Lunch.
28:13Tasty noodles and rich, hearty soup
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28:17All you do is add hot water.
28:18Also, Estee's sugar-free wafers,
28:20candies, desserts, low-cal treats
28:21that taste so devilishly good,
28:22you'll think they were bad.
28:23Low-cal sugar-free treats from Estee.
28:25And painting has never been easier
28:26than Red Devil's Pad Painter.
28:27Faster than brushes or rollers,
28:28no dripping or splattering,
28:29just one of the ways Red Devil
28:30makes home fix-up easier.
28:32♪ ♪
29:03-♪ Hey, when you've got a little something in your hand ♪
29:06♪ Just pick it up and start making plans for tomorrow ♪
29:11♪♪
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29:18-♪ Let's start all over, start all over ♪
29:21♪ That I hear you ♪
29:26♪ A hundred, a thousand things, now ♪
29:30You seem to have all the things that make me feel like a man, and I want to shout about
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