Akshay Kumar Mimic Anil Kapoor! The Kapil Sharma Show
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00:05Anil sir performed Thar in 2022
00:07in which he was stuck in the drought of the desert.
00:09Then he was doing his extra marital affair in Punjab.
00:13Now you see him as a night manager in exotic locations.
00:16We got to see his romantic avatar.
00:19Sir, is this just a coincidence
00:21or did your lips dry up while performing Thar?
00:25That you are compensating in this.
00:27You are absolutely right.
00:29Thar was obviously a dry role.
00:33So I insisted the director and the writer
00:36to do a romantic scene with Sobita.
00:39But it was an amazing series, sir.
00:43We have heard something that is so true.
00:46Earlier, Anil sir didn't want to play a negative role in Night Manager.
00:50When the producers told him his positive side
00:52that his girlfriend would be Sobita
00:54he didn't even read the script. He said, yes, I'll do it.
00:57Sir, how true is this rumour?
00:59100 percent true.
01:00Oh, God!
01:02Sir, keep it up.
01:07This is such an amazing series.
01:09Anil sir and Sobita's love affair..
01:12I mean..
01:15Their chemistry is amazing.
01:19Sobita, you look very pretty.
01:20You have been on our show before.
01:23Do you know that the character Nobita in Doraemon
01:25is very famous among kids.
01:26Yes, Nobita.
01:27Sobita is very famous among youngsters these days.
01:28You are doing a great job.
01:31She has always come on our show with four people.
01:33Last time, she came with the PS1 team.
01:35Yes.
01:35This time too, the team of Night Manager
01:36comes with four people.
01:38What do you think?
01:39What will the four of them think if I go alone?
01:41Oh!
01:42You should come on our show alone sometimes.
01:44I mean, it feels good.
01:46Yes.
01:47Next time, yes. Hopefully, next time.
01:49Wow!
01:51Amazing!
01:52Aditya, what was more difficult for you in Night Manager?
01:55To play your character
01:57or to look young in front of Mr. Kapoor?
01:59That's what it is.
02:05That's it. It was tough.
02:07But I got practice in Malang.
02:08So, I got a chance to know how it's done.
02:11But still, I failed. What do I do?
02:13No..
02:14I failed, sir. I failed.
02:15I failed, sir.
02:15Mr. Tilotma was saying that as I was saying the dialogue..
02:18You forgot the dialogue.
02:19She forgot to speak the dialogue.
02:21No..
02:21No..
02:22What happened was, a journalist was asking me
02:26if Aditya Roy Kapoor is so good looking.
02:28I said, yes.
02:29So, when you were doing the scene with him
02:31you must have forgotten the lines.
02:33I said, no. I am not so good looking
02:35that I forget my lines.
02:37What do you mean?
02:39Tell me.
02:42But Aditya, you are a bachelor and a handsome boy.
02:45Yes.
02:46So many girls have a crush on him.
02:47In his last film, he was misguiding the police.
02:51In this series, he is misguiding Mr. Anil.
02:53So, the five girls sitting behind Ms. Archana
02:55want to know
02:56if they can expect anything from you
02:58or are you misguiding them as well?
03:00I mean..
03:02You should expect.
03:03So, you can expect.
03:06Tilotma, you have seen him in different web series and films.
03:10He is such a great actor.
03:11Mind-blowing.
03:12Wow! Thank you.
03:13Tilotma, I saw your series. I forgot the name.
03:15The way you hit him with a hammer..
03:17Yes.
03:17What are you saying?
03:18I hated your character.
03:20It's a compliment for you.
03:21Yes. Thank you.
03:22I mean, you have done such a great job.
03:23Yes.
03:24Tilotma, your name is lovely.
03:25How many tilas do you have in Tilotma?
03:29It's a unique name.
03:31Tilotma has won the Best Actor award
03:33for the film, Sir, at the Brussels International Festival.
03:35At the UK-Asia Film Festival
03:37he has won the Best Actor award for the film, Rahagir.
03:40And today, it's amazing.
03:41He has won the award at Kapil Sharma's show.
03:47What would you like to say about this success?
03:50Look, I am a desi.
03:52I am getting respect here.
03:54So, I have got everything.
03:55How sweet. Thank you.
03:56Thank you for coming, Tilotma.
04:03Hello, sir.
04:06Hello.
04:07Two cups of tea.
04:09One for me.
04:10Okay, sir.
04:11Oh, I didn't see you in such clothes. Sorry.
04:15Hello, sir. Hello.
04:16Hello, sir. Hello, ma'am.
04:18I am your night manager. Any problem?
04:20Yes, you.
04:21You are our problem.
04:24Your family keeps you at home.
04:25Who kept you as a night manager?
04:27Kabir, be a little polite.
04:29Yes.
04:30Today, I have become a night manager
04:31by getting inspired by Aditya Rai Kapoor.
04:32Oh!
04:35Yeah. Just like handsome.
04:37Sobita would have got inspired by Dhulipala
04:39and would have washed her face too.
04:43Anil sir, your friends come here.
04:44They praise you a lot.
04:46And this is one of my friends.
04:47I am not just one of your friends. I am your only friend.
04:49The rest have banned you.
04:51The rest have trained their kids
04:53to spit in their tea whenever their uncle comes.
04:59Sir, I don't want to keep him as a friend.
05:01Anil sir, I have a request.
05:02If you have a rich friend in the town
05:05then give me one such friend.
05:06In the town, auto and this face are banned.
05:08For the first time.
05:11Aditya, you lift 100 kgs in the gym.
05:12Why don't you take this 65 kgs with you?
05:15Sir.
05:16I want to tell you something.
05:17Do you know that when you enter
05:19all the cameramen go to have tea?
05:21We don't shoot anything of yours.
05:22Oh, God!
05:23We do it among ourselves.
05:24That's why I am thinking that I have been doing this show for so long.
05:27Why don't people recognise me?
05:31Hey!
05:32I don't know what his problem is.
05:33He has to come to this show.
05:34I have got him to do such a good job.
05:36I have found a job for you.
05:37It's going to rain.
05:39Frogs jump.
05:39Yes.
05:40Their knees ache.
05:42You have to find the knees of the frogs and massage them.
05:44Oh, my God!
05:45If you don't like it, then tell me.
05:47No, no. Your frogs..
05:49Are they from the banks that they have to be massaged?
05:53You have another job.
05:54Yes.
05:54It's a government job.
05:55Yes.
05:55Have you seen the ceiling?
05:56Yes.
05:56Fish come out from under it.
05:58Yes.
05:58You have to put a fast tag on them so that they pay the toll.
06:01If you..
06:02Say yes, I will get you a job.
06:06Anil, he gives me such weird jobs.
06:08Do you know what he was telling me the other day?
06:09He said, the old frogs have less grip.
06:12They fall down.
06:13You have to put a parachute on them.
06:15What's wrong with this?
06:17Wrong?
06:18Give me a proper job.
06:19We are running such a big show.
06:20Give me a job in the show.
06:20I will give you a job in the show.
06:21All the senior citizens..
06:23Yes, I say.
06:23Yes.
06:23Their knees ache because of the AC.
06:26Yes.
06:26You have to warm their feet with your mouth.
06:28Yes.
06:28Like this.
06:29I give you a job. He doesn't do it.
06:31Anil, I am on your side.
06:33Do you think such a handsome man will do this job?
06:36Does it look good?
06:37Now he has said something that will get you thrashed.
06:39He went to see a girl.
06:42His parents said, we are very open minded.
06:44You can say anything.
06:46You can say anything.
06:47He said, okay. Get out.
06:49They thrashed him.
06:52He went to see the girl.
06:53The girl's father gave him extra money.
06:54He said, let the marriage take place.
06:56He said, no.
06:56He said, I haven't seen the girl.
06:57He said, the girl has seen you from above.
06:59He is paying the rent to come back.
07:02On the wedding night, his wife got him hot water.
07:04He said, I will get you hot milk.
07:06She said, no, wash your face.
07:10Don't talk to me.
07:12There are so many big people.
07:13I have come to talk to them.
07:14When there are so many big people, why did you bring such a small face?
07:17Let me talk to them.
07:18I will do something.
07:20Sir, I have a hotel here.
07:22I am the night manager there.
07:23I get good guests.
07:25I want to introduce you.
07:26So that next time you come, please come to my hotel.
07:28Okay.
07:29Okay?
07:30Will you come?
07:39Love is precious.
07:42If it happens once, it will be a miracle.
07:48If it happens once, it will be a miracle.
08:00Miracle.
08:01Miracle.
08:01Miracle.
08:04Amazing. Amazing.
08:05Mr. Anil is here.
08:10Hello, Mr. Majnu.
08:12Hello.
08:13He is getting younger day by day.
08:14I think he has a scheme.
08:19In 21 days, he will be twice as young.
08:25But sir, because of you
08:29today's generation will never get to see three things.
08:33Dinosaur, alien and Mr. Anil's tummy.
08:36Mr. Aditya, even you are not good at fitness.
08:40You have an amazing fitness.
08:41But let me tell you one thing.
08:43I..
08:49I like Kunal Roy Kapoor's fitness more.
08:53I mean..
08:54He is there.
08:55He has amazing six-packs.
08:57The shirt he wears..
08:58What are you saying?
08:59I am making Kapoor jealous.
09:02I am making Kapoor jealous.
09:08We start with the real Akshay.
09:10By the time the season ends, our budget..
09:17Everyone is promoting him.
09:18Why don't you promote my hotel?
09:20He needs a renovation.
09:25Sounds like him.
09:26Yes.
09:27He has a body like him.
09:29I am going crazy.
09:31Mr. Anil, a spider comes and traps you.
09:36A spider comes to his hotel and slaps you.
09:42Mr. Ravi.
09:42Yes, sir.
09:43His room is so cheap and disgusting.
09:47Even the rats dance in his room.
09:48Sir, you tell me.
09:49It's a room worth Rs. 600.
09:51Even the rats will dance in it.
09:52What else? Even Nora Fateh will dance in it.
09:53Yes.
09:58As you saw, this joke didn't need Nora Fateh.
10:02But he wants Nora Fateh.
10:04He wants Nora Fateh.
10:09It's fun.
10:11You don't have to enjoy it.
10:13Mr. Aditya, let me tell you.
10:15His hotel is the worst.
10:16No one sleeps at 9 in the night.
10:18No one wakes up at 4 in the morning.
10:20What kind of a hotel is this?
10:20You wake up at 4.
10:22Even the sun rises at 6.
10:24I have put up a petition.
10:26The sun will rise at 4 after two days.
10:29But I won't wake up my guests.
10:30They come here to relax.
10:32What relax? What relax?
10:33You check out till 12.
10:35How will people relax?
10:37How will they wake up early?
10:38Check out till 4 in the morning.
10:40Then you'll see how people wake up at 3.30 in the morning.
10:45If you wanted to do it among yourselves
10:47you could have done it later.
10:47Why did you come ahead?
10:49I am busy.
10:51I am busy.
10:54Sir, let me tell you.
10:56He has put up a TV in every room.
10:58He has removed the TV from every room.
10:59Really? What did he put up there?
11:01CCTV.
11:04How will the guests entertain themselves?
11:06The guests won't be entertained.
11:07But the people who will watch the footage outside
11:09they will have a lot of entertainment.
11:14Actually.. Anil sir, it's 10 o'clock.
11:16That's why he is talking like this.
11:17Actually, they go to sleep at 9.
11:18You are an hour late.
11:19You are talking about the real one.
11:21I sleep at 12.00 or 1.00 a.m.
11:22After seeing the reels and all.
11:27Don't irritate me now.
11:29I don't want to stay in your hotel.
11:30Return the money that I gave you.
11:32I'll leave. Give me Rs. 5 lakhs.
11:35You said Rs. 5,000.
11:36I do what I say.
11:39I definitely do what I don't say.
11:45All of you watch it.
11:46Enjoy the night manager.
11:48I'll leave now, sir.
11:50It's time for my boxing.
11:51My boxing bag is also ready.
11:54Where?
11:56I'll tell you. Come.
11:57No.. I'll tell you.
11:59Come.
12:18I'll tell you. Come.
12:19I'll tell you. Come.