Nakli Akshay Kumar,Salman Khan The Kapil Sharma Show
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00:00How are you, brother?
00:03Welcome, brother.
00:05How are you, sir?
00:06I am good, sir.
00:07Welcome, Sukhbir.
00:08How are you?
00:09Thank you so much, sir.
00:10You can sit with whoever you feel more comfortable with.
00:14As soon as I said this, you sat down.
00:17Thank you, brother.
00:19Come, brother. Have a seat.
00:21Salman, as we saw in the trailer,
00:24your three brothers are trying to convince you to get married.
00:29After watching the trailer, Sohail and Baaz said,
00:31they have never listened to me.
00:34They have never listened to me.
00:41Now they are listening.
00:59Oh my God!
01:12Such a brilliant song.
01:13This is Billi Billi Akhawali.
01:17As soon as I hear it, I feel like drinking milk.
01:22I want to lick the bowl.
01:23It's different.
01:26I feel like catching a mouse and launching it.
01:31Mouse of the year.
01:33My God! Kapil. Kapil. My God!
01:35Hello, sir.
01:40How was Zugato?
01:41Very nice, sir.
01:42Amazing.
01:44Can I call you Daima?
01:45Why?
01:46She also delivers. You are also delivering.
01:50Archu Pailagu.
01:51Hi.
01:52Mr. Salman, I salute you.
01:58By the way, Pooja, you are looking ravishing.
02:01My God! Look at your boy.
02:06Without a bone.
02:07Juyal.
02:08Juyal.
02:10How are you?
02:11Good.
02:12Mr. Sukbir, I have been your fan since before Common Era.
02:17Seriously.
02:18Oh my God!
02:20Okay, now that I am here, I am here to do my coffee show.
02:24So, let me begin.
02:26Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Coffee with Churan.
02:32Powered by The Kapil Sharma Show.
02:36For my first guest, I would like to introduce
02:38who will come here in a bit.
02:40Who is very fit and gives hits.
02:43Please welcome, The Khiladi Kumar.
02:49The Khiladi Kumar.
02:54The Khiladi Kumar.
03:04Wow!
03:14He is so fat.
03:20Same. Same.
03:21Wow! Amazing.
03:28He is so small.
03:30I am telling you that.
03:50Buffet.
04:14Wow!
04:19Wow!
04:45Wow!
04:49No, no, no, no.
04:50I am not a fireman.
04:51I like hot snacks in fire.
04:54But if the AC is on 16, then I will light a fire.
04:58Don't worry, Churan.
04:59I am just joking.
05:00Of course, I know.
05:02I just love your sense of humor.
05:04Humor.
05:05Humor.
05:07Whenever I come here, you give me wet kisses.
05:10Wet kisses.
05:11What do you do?
05:13But kisses are wet.
05:16It's not a buffet.
05:17You will get wet and dry options.
05:20First, Sukhi, you should make that song.
05:22I will make it.
05:23Wet kisses are beautiful.
05:24Wet kisses are beautiful.
05:26The boys are beautiful.
05:28But the unmarried ones are after you.
05:33It's an amazing step.
05:34But don't listen to him.
05:36He says bad things.
05:38Bad things.
05:41You see, there are youngsters here.
05:43There are kids too.
05:44What will he learn?
05:45Look at him.
05:46He is such a smart boy.
05:48Amazing.
05:49It's such a slow-mo.
05:50Amazing.
05:51It's an amazing slow-mo.
05:52A girl called him on Valentine's Day.
05:54He reached on Raksha Bandhan.
06:01Mr. Palak.
06:02How are you?
06:04Your sister, Ms. Shweta.
06:05Please say hi to her on my behalf.
06:08Oh, correction.
06:09She is not my sister.
06:10She is his mother.
06:11What are you saying?
06:12Yes.
06:13No.
06:14Really.
06:15Really.
06:16I swear.
06:18Wow.
06:19Wow.
06:20Oh my God.
06:21I think his mother got the scheme.
06:25She will be beautiful in 21 days.
06:31Okay.
06:32Now, Raksha.
06:33Now that you are here.
06:34Why don't you get seated?
06:35Just sit.
06:36I won't sit.
06:37Do you want me to sit and stop working?
06:39No.
06:40I want to work.
06:41I want to move ahead.
06:42I want to work in Siddharth's biopic.
06:47No.
06:48No.
06:49I want you to sit.
06:50I want you to sit here.
06:51I want to talk to you.
06:52I want to talk to you.
06:53That is what I want to say.
06:54That is what I want to say.
06:57You want me to sit like this?
06:59Yes.
07:00Like this.
07:01Okay.
07:02Fine.
07:03Okay.
07:04So, let's begin the conversation over a coffee.
07:05Yeah, sure.
07:06Why not?
07:11What is this?
07:12Coffee.
07:13Just try it.
07:14Try it.
07:15It's really amazing.
07:17Alright.
07:18To begin the conversation.
07:19Yeah.
07:20I would like to ask.
07:21What do you like the most about Salman?
07:24His bachelor life.
07:27Oh.
07:30The thing is..
07:31Look, I want to tell you the truth of life.
07:34When a person is a bachelor, the tiger stays alive.
07:38Okay.
07:39But when he gets married, the tiger dies.
07:44Nice.
07:45Being a bachelor is very important, you know.
07:49Okay.
07:50Now, tell me.
07:51If there is a party at Salman's farmhouse..
07:53Yes.
07:54Who will be the first one to reach there?
07:57Party?
07:58Yes.
07:59If you keep it at your brother's house..
08:02..then Pathan will come for the hospitality.
08:04Oh.
08:06Oh, my God.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:36Yes.
08:41Wow.
08:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:05Yeah.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Hello.
09:32He's just subjugating himself into Shahrukh.
09:34Continue, continue.
09:36Very nice.
09:37Brother.
09:40How do I tell you..
09:42..what you have done for me?
09:44With just one entry of yours..
09:46..my Pathan has lost four lives.
09:53The cameo you have done..
09:55Now tell me, what can I do for you?
09:57Tell me.
09:59Do you want to jump from the front of the train?
10:00Do you want to jump from the helicopter?
10:01Or do you want me to set it on fire?
10:02Do you want me to set it on fire?
10:03Yes, tell me. I'll get it done.
10:04Yeah.
10:06I told you.
10:08I want to jump from the fire.
10:10It's like Chitaksmi.
10:12Yes, but if you keep the AC on 16..
10:14..then he can do that as well.
10:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:16He can do that.
10:19Do you want AC?
10:20Do you want AC?
10:21Do you want AC?
10:22Do you want AC?
10:23Do you want AC?
10:24Do you want AC all the time?
10:27Wait, wait.
10:28Come over here.
10:29Come, come.
10:30Come, come.
10:31Hurry up.
10:32I'm coming, I'm coming.
10:33I'm coming, I'm coming.
10:34I'm coming, I'm coming.
10:36Now come, have a seat.
10:37Thank you, thank you.
10:38Please sit on the coffee couch.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Now let's begin the conversation.
10:41By the way.
10:42Wait, wait.
10:43Why did you get so late?
10:45You know.
10:47He's drinking coffee from the mug.
10:48In Rs. 1,100.
10:49It was Rs. 100 less.
10:50So I was counting that.
10:52What are you saying?
10:53You've become such a big star.
10:54Rs. 100 less in Rs. 1,100.
10:56Think big.
10:57Think big.
10:58Rs. 100.
10:59No.
11:00Rs. 100 less in Rs. 1,100.
11:01So I was counting that.
11:02Oh.
11:03Yeah.
11:07Rs. 1,100.
11:08Yes, yes.
11:09Do you have an account in your bank?
11:10Or did you put the entire bank in your account?
11:14Do you know how much Rs. 1,100 is?
11:16My God.
11:17Someone put so much money in my account.
11:24Now.
11:25Wait, wait.
11:26I'd like to ask.
11:27Did you watch the trailer of Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan?
11:28Yes.
11:29I watched it.
11:30Please, please tell me.
11:31My mother used to say.
11:32What?
11:35Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan Nahi Ho Sakti.
11:37Okay.
11:38And Kisi Ki Jaan Kisi Ka Bhai Nahi Ho Sakti.
11:42But he's Salman Bhai.
11:43Anything can happen here.
11:46Yeah.
11:49So wait, wait.
11:50Why don't you tell me
11:51which is your next film?
11:52Hey.
11:53What?
11:54Madan Chopra.
11:55Madan Chopra.
11:56I don't have any next film.
11:57Okay.
11:58All of them are beautiful.
12:02All of them.
12:03All of them are beautiful.