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00:01:00Great, thank you very much.
00:01:28What the hell, dude?
00:01:29Spare change.
00:01:30Hey, you saw what happened.
00:01:33Can I get another milkshake?
00:01:35Fuck you.
00:01:49Skeleton army has betrayed you.
00:01:52They now dance to your agony as you burn to ashes.
00:01:55You are dead.
00:01:57That's harsh.
00:01:58You want to know what's harsh?
00:02:00Okay?
00:02:01This dead meat asking me for money with gold teeth in his mouth.
00:02:05Unbelievable.
00:02:06Wait.
00:02:07Take this.
00:02:08Take this.
00:02:09Watch it, Freddy.
00:02:10This is a limited floral cover edition.
00:02:15He doesn't care.
00:02:18Don't put that in your mouth, Freddy.
00:02:33Why not?
00:02:34What are you, a zomophobe now?
00:02:35You got to stop doing this, okay?
00:02:37You're going to get us in trouble.
00:02:39Survival of the strongest.
00:02:40Survival of the fittest.
00:02:41Whatever, dude, okay?
00:02:42He doesn't need it.
00:02:43I do.
00:02:44You need nasty gold teeth.
00:02:45No, I need cash, okay?
00:02:48Besides, what do zombies need money for anyway?
00:02:50I guess earning money is all they ever did when they were alive.
00:02:55What a bunch of losers.
00:02:59Oh, time to work.
00:03:03Hey, Maggie.
00:03:06Hey, shit face.
00:03:07I got another pickup for you, and don't fuck it up this time.
00:03:11Don't fuck up this...
00:03:12No, we're not going to fuck up this time.
00:03:14Here's the info, Maggie.
00:03:30Ladies and gentlemen, the dead are back.
00:03:36There's no flesh-eating behavior nor hunger for brain.
00:03:40They're just here.
00:03:43That's the real disaster, isn't it?
00:03:46So you're saying we have to relearn our behaviors towards the living dead?
00:03:50The less offensive term would be living impaired.
00:03:55What do you think, folks?
00:03:58I lost my job.
00:04:00They don't sleep.
00:04:01How the fuck can we compete with these damn zombies?
00:04:06Population has dramatically grown by 175% within the last six months.
00:04:10It is now illegal for people to dig up their loved ones.
00:04:13Zombies you like to fuck.
00:04:16Protests are rising all over the world as the undead claim equal rights.
00:04:22I'm Brad Thompson for Colman News.
00:04:24Good night, and God bless America.
00:04:37We're invincible!
00:04:49Mr. McKenna, hi.
00:04:50Colman's Retirement Services for the living impaired.
00:04:52You called us?
00:04:53Yes.
00:04:54Thank you for coming so promptly.
00:04:56You guys are fast.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:59Now, I want you to know that we do love him dearly,
00:05:02and it was a hard decision for us to make.
00:05:05I totally understand, sir.
00:05:06You see, it's my father-in-law,
00:05:08and it's important for my wife that he be treated with dignity.
00:05:12That is our policy.
00:05:14Okay.
00:05:15My wife is very fragile emotionally, so if you...
00:05:18Oh!
00:05:23Oh, God!
00:05:26What did you do?
00:05:27I swear, if you shot him in the brain, I...
00:05:34That was close.
00:05:40How many times do I need to tell you?
00:05:42No more shooting at Pop-Pop!
00:05:44You said it yourself.
00:05:45Pop-Pop's just a fucking zombie.
00:05:49Kids.
00:05:52No, Pop-Pop is living impaired.
00:05:56And living impaired have rights, so you can't shoot them.
00:06:00Okay?
00:06:01He's just like a...
00:06:03Like a retard, hmm?
00:06:06We don't shoot retards, do we?
00:06:09No, we don't.
00:06:10Listen, sir, I don't want to be mean and put pressure on you,
00:06:13but we're on the clock.
00:06:14Yes, I'm sorry.
00:06:16Please proceed with the extraction.
00:06:17All right.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:28Are you sure this is necessary?
00:06:30They're professionals, honey.
00:06:33I think we got him.
00:06:35Careful, guys.
00:06:36That chair's priceless.
00:06:37Yeah, yeah.
00:06:38This ugly bastard is stronger than he looks.
00:06:50Totally normal.
00:06:58Hey.
00:06:59Like new.
00:07:00See what we had to deal with every day?
00:07:04Okay, I'm just gonna need a signature right here.
00:07:07Let's just proceed to payment.
00:07:09Uh...
00:07:11Jeez.
00:07:12Ah.
00:07:13The car reader.
00:07:14It's messed up again, man.
00:07:16Oh, what the heck is that?
00:07:17That's really weird.
00:07:18I'm so sorry about this, sir.
00:07:20Mind paying cash?
00:07:22Here you go.
00:07:26You did the right choice.
00:07:27Okay, come on.
00:07:29Hey, pleasure doing business with you, dude.
00:07:31I mean, sir.
00:07:32Bye-bye now.
00:07:36All right.
00:07:51Hello.
00:07:56Hi.
00:07:57Mr. McKenna.
00:07:58Coleman Retirement Services for the Living Impaired.
00:08:01I believe your colleagues have already taken...
00:08:04Honey?
00:08:06Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:09Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:12Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:15Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:18Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:21Adam Hart is murdered!
00:08:29Carl.
00:08:31My man.
00:08:33Freddy.
00:08:35You're getting depressingly uninspiring.
00:08:38What do you mean?
00:08:39Don't worry about it.
00:08:45What am I supposed to do with this?
00:08:47Come on, Don.
00:08:48It's not that bad.
00:08:49His head is holding on a pogo stick.
00:08:51Exactly.
00:08:52Which makes him, uh...
00:08:55Inspiring.
00:08:56Yeah, like the, uh, the magnificent
00:08:58head-spinning zombie dude!
00:09:00Whoa!
00:09:02Wow!
00:09:03Oh, see?
00:09:04Art.
00:09:05You wouldn't know art if it bit you on the ass.
00:09:07I'm not going to take this one.
00:09:09Don.
00:09:10Or at least not at full price.
00:09:13He'd have the certificate of termination and everything.
00:09:15He's legit.
00:09:16I mean, he can do whatever you want with him.
00:09:17You know, uh, no one cares.
00:09:21I'll give you half.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Take it or leave it.
00:09:24That is an insult.
00:09:25There's no deal.
00:09:26Come on, Carl Williams.
00:09:27Fine.
00:09:28You win.
00:09:29Half price.
00:09:30What are you doing?
00:09:31Her broke, remember?
00:09:33Oh, my.
00:09:35You have the softest hands.
00:09:40I moisturize.
00:09:47Oh, hi.
00:09:51I'm Bob Coleman.
00:09:53And for years, we've been studying
00:09:55the most complex structure of the universe.
00:09:59The human brain.
00:10:02Each second, a hundred billion neural signals
00:10:06making us behave the way we do.
00:10:10That's why this cute little creature
00:10:15makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
00:10:19At Coleman, we're dedicated to unlocking
00:10:22the secrets of the mind.
00:10:24Help the research.
00:10:25Donate your loved ones
00:10:27through our retirement services
00:10:29for the living impaired.
00:10:45Great.
00:10:47Bye.
00:10:49Your vampire hero stands before Shiva,
00:10:53the last god of evil.
00:10:55And...
00:10:59Shiva the Destroyer destroys Dracula.
00:11:04Why don't you just skip to the end?
00:11:06What are you talking about?
00:11:07That'd be cheating.
00:11:08The whole book is cheating.
00:11:10I mean, look at Dracula.
00:11:11He's all thin and handsome.
00:11:13He has to be thin and handsome.
00:11:15No, no, no, no.
00:11:16See, blood is super rich, dude.
00:11:17I mean, he'd be fat.
00:11:18Or at the very least, chubby.
00:11:20Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, listen.
00:11:22Do you think Dracula, the king of the undead,
00:11:25would be fat?
00:11:30That is exactly why I don't hang out with you guys.
00:11:33This and that ugly hat.
00:11:35This?
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:37This and that ugly hat.
00:11:39This?
00:11:40This is a hunter's hat, and I'm hunting,
00:11:42so it's appropriate.
00:11:44And I thank God every day
00:11:45we didn't come from the same ball sack.
00:11:47Oh, thank you.
00:11:48That's nice.
00:11:49Hey, Maggie.
00:11:50Got you a milkshake.
00:11:52Why?
00:11:53You know I don't drink milk.
00:11:55Well, milk builds strong bones.
00:11:57I'm lactose intolerant, Freddy.
00:11:59I don't mind farts.
00:12:00Farts are natural.
00:12:02Stop.
00:12:03Carl, just hand me my share.
00:12:08Uncle Gary!
00:12:09There's an ear in my fries again!
00:12:12Yeah, I-I told the cook about it,
00:12:14but he couldn't hear me.
00:12:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:12:18Good one!
00:12:19I'm gonna leave you a bad review.
00:12:20This time, I'm serious.
00:12:22Carl?
00:12:24Yep?
00:12:26You're short.
00:12:28Oh, yeah.
00:12:29Um, funny story.
00:12:32Dawn, he paid us half because it was damaged goods,
00:12:35and, uh, that's not her fault, technically.
00:12:37So, uh...
00:12:38Are you pissing down my back and calling it lame?
00:12:42No, we're not into that thing.
00:12:45It's a metaphor, you dumbass.
00:12:47Look, can't he just trust me for once?
00:12:49Trust?
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Listen to your brother.
00:12:52You know he's telling the truth.
00:12:53Oh, oh, did you hear that?
00:12:55I even kept it...
00:12:56Hey!
00:12:57You're a lying piece of shit, Carl.
00:12:59You're a lying piece of shit, Carl.
00:13:02Okay, that's collectible.
00:13:03Maybe we might have beheaded the pickup.
00:13:08Hey, hey, hey, traitor!
00:13:10See, I knew it!
00:13:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:12And this is horse shit, okay?
00:13:14We're the ones doing all the hard work
00:13:15while you sit on your fat ass all day, and I...
00:13:17Oh, really?
00:13:19Ow! On my knee!
00:13:20Really, can you act in a Coleman system?
00:13:22Any of you?
00:13:24Guess you'd ask Captain Galacticus to do it.
00:13:26No, Captain Galacticus would ask Meta to do it.
00:13:28Well, then I'm Meta.
00:13:29I'm Meta.
00:13:30He's the muscle,
00:13:31and you're just a prick getting a free ride.
00:13:34Wait, you're leaving already?
00:13:35Yeah, I've had my dose of cheese dicks for one day.
00:13:38Anyway, I got a date.
00:13:40A date with who?
00:13:42Later.
00:13:43We were supposed to celebrate.
00:13:45Hey, thanks a lot, Junius.
00:13:47For your information,
00:13:49I know exactly what a metamorph is.
00:13:51Metaphor.
00:13:52Meta...
00:13:53Metaphor.
00:13:54Metaflore.
00:13:55Yeah, there you go.
00:13:56Metaflore.
00:14:00♪♪♪♪
00:14:02Shhhh.
00:14:04♪♪♪♪
00:14:08Uh, uh, uh.
00:14:10♪♪♪♪
00:14:17By all means, finish your cracker.
00:14:20This is one of Coleman's biggest processing plants worldwide.
00:14:24In order for operations to run smoothly
00:14:26and for the company to profit,
00:14:28every employee must follow the chain of command
00:14:31with integrity, excellence, dedication, and initiative.
00:14:36We expect no less from our workers,
00:14:38and we won't hesitate to cut off dead weed
00:14:42in order to allow for stronger growth.
00:14:46That being said, do you know why you're here?
00:14:50We, um...
00:14:52we got our pickup stolen.
00:14:54Not just one pickup, Dave.
00:14:57Oh, uh, actually, it's, uh, it's Stanley.
00:15:00Oh, Stanley.
00:15:02Over the last month,
00:15:04there have been a lot of missing pickups
00:15:08and repeated errors,
00:15:10all coming from your sector.
00:15:17Cracker?
00:15:19Mm-hmm.
00:15:20It's not our fault.
00:15:22We think some jackasses are posing as us, and, uh...
00:15:27they're, um, stealing our pickups right before we get there.
00:15:30Coleman's pickups.
00:15:31Gentlemen, you are currently owing the company $25,000,
00:15:34and we're withholding your last pay
00:15:37until the situation is resolved.
00:15:41Understood?
00:15:43Understood, sir.
00:15:45♪
00:15:48Hey.
00:16:06Coming, dear!
00:16:08Good morning, Mrs. Neard.
00:16:10Is, uh, is Carl up?
00:16:12They're going to take me.
00:16:14What? Who?
00:16:15The doctors.
00:16:16They told me I was impaired.
00:16:18Nobody's gonna take you, Mrs. Neard.
00:16:20I'm pretty sure you're not dead yet.
00:16:22Just tell them I won't be leaving my home.
00:16:24Oh, don't worry. I'll tell them.
00:16:26Good.
00:16:28Now, don't just stand there, darling. Come in.
00:16:31Okay, great.
00:16:33♪
00:16:39Hey, big boy.
00:16:40Hey, you.
00:16:41Wanna have boobs for breakfast?
00:16:43Affirmative.
00:16:44Oh.
00:16:46That'll be 200 credits, honey.
00:16:48♪
00:16:51I'm coming, baby.
00:16:53Love the sound of that.
00:16:57Ronny, what are you gonna do
00:16:59When Wild Gringo watches on you?
00:17:02Give up, or he gets you.
00:17:04Oh!
00:17:06Whoa!
00:17:07Ronny!
00:17:08Give it up, horsey!
00:17:10Whoa!
00:17:11And the crowd goes wild
00:17:14For Wild Gringo
00:17:16Whoa!
00:17:17Ronny!
00:17:20What?
00:17:21What do you mean, what?
00:17:22I was busy!
00:17:24Don't look!
00:17:27You're a masturbator.
00:17:28Yes, okay?
00:17:29Get out!
00:17:30Okay!
00:17:31Get out!
00:17:32I'll give you a couple minutes, that's...
00:17:34Oh, fuck!
00:17:36Ugh!
00:17:37Oh!
00:17:38Oh!
00:17:49Oh!
00:17:54Are you busy too?
00:17:56Yeah!
00:17:59So...
00:18:01Had a fun night?
00:18:03Yeah!
00:18:04It was the best fucking night of my life.
00:18:06Cool.
00:18:07Cool.
00:18:09So, um, yeah, Maggie, I've been thinking a lot.
00:18:18I just wanted to say that you are so...
00:18:24Oh, hey.
00:18:30You guys ready for a pickup?
00:18:32Pickup? Yes. Yes. Heck yeah.
00:18:36Uh, Carl's gonna need, like, five minutes.
00:18:40Why?
00:18:43Jeez.
00:18:47Is this really the place?
00:18:49Hey, you're my best friend, Carl.
00:18:52Can I get your honest opinion on something?
00:18:54Sure.
00:18:57Okay, so you want my honest opinion on a rotten finger.
00:19:02No, dude, the ring.
00:19:05It's ugly. Happy?
00:19:08Hey, uh, I'm thinking about proposing to your sister.
00:19:11Half-sister.
00:19:13Wait, wait, wait!
00:19:14Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel ready, and I'm pretty sure she'll...
00:19:17Jill Steps here? You're not even dating.
00:19:20Oh, my God.
00:19:21And that whore thing stinks, man.
00:19:22Well, yeah, that's just the finger.
00:19:24It's the ring stuck to it. If I can get the ring off of the...
00:19:27Freddy, it says OG on it.
00:19:28Yeah, because she's my original girl.
00:19:30It's a gangster ring.
00:19:32And you know what, man? Dating a co-worker is unethical.
00:19:35Yeah.
00:19:37Especially my sister.
00:19:39Half-sister.
00:19:40Whatever, man. This conversation grosses me out.
00:19:43Maggie doesn't even like you.
00:19:47Freddy, I'm... I'm sorry, man.
00:19:50No, no.
00:19:51No, no, I'm sorry.
00:19:52You're probably right, because masturbating to zilfs on the Internet
00:19:55makes you a relationship expert.
00:19:56Oh, okay. You want to go there?
00:19:58Yeah, I want to go there.
00:19:59Let's go.
00:20:00Let's go there.
00:20:01Yeah, I want to go there.
00:20:02Let's go there.
00:20:07Ow!
00:20:14Rise and shine, ladies.
00:20:16What do we have here?
00:20:19Carl Neard.
00:20:23And, uh, Freddy Merckx.
00:20:26Crocodile Hunter's little brother and his hippo friend.
00:20:29Well, I'll have you know that hippos are actually one of the deadliest animals.
00:20:32Oh, shut up!
00:20:35And by the way, we're no longer friends.
00:20:37Really? You really want to do this now?
00:20:39I'm sorry.
00:20:40Do you guys hear something?
00:20:41Oh.
00:20:42Because I don't hear anything.
00:20:43Freddy, they have guns!
00:20:44Yes, we have guns!
00:20:45Listen to your friend.
00:20:46He's not my friend.
00:20:49Shut up.
00:20:51Shut the hell up!
00:20:54Don't you two idiots want to know why you're here?
00:20:57Well, we're here for a pickup.
00:20:59Yes, I know.
00:21:01I called it in.
00:21:02It was a trap!
00:21:04Jesus!
00:21:06We know you two idiots stole from us.
00:21:08The ring.
00:21:09Right, the gangster ring.
00:21:10That's Maggie's ring.
00:21:11She doesn't like you!
00:21:18This isn't working.
00:21:20Rocco, I don't think these guys understand what's going on here.
00:21:22Why don't you show them what we're capable of?
00:21:24No, no, no, we understand. It's fine.
00:21:26Rocco, this is not necessary.
00:21:27Please, please, no, no, please!
00:21:39I'm just not quite sure we're supposed to understand from that.
00:21:43Yeah, no, me neither.
00:21:45Shut up!
00:21:46You don't disrespect the wild gringo.
00:21:51Carl's grandma hits harder than that.
00:21:53Grandma, you say?
00:21:54She sweet?
00:21:55She's the sweetest.
00:21:56Change of plans.
00:22:00Now, tell us again what happened.
00:22:03Listen, I have nothing against a living impaired,
00:22:06but one of those got naked in front of my six-year-old.
00:22:09Oh, come on, he doesn't even have a penis anymore.
00:22:12Well, I'm pretty sure I did see at least one testicle.
00:22:15Nice.
00:22:16Now, what do you think?
00:22:18We'll be back after these messages.
00:22:24Fuckin' slackers.
00:22:40Really, guys?
00:22:43You're pissed drunk, aren't you?
00:22:45It was a trap, it was a trap!
00:22:46What?
00:22:47The pig!
00:22:48The pig!
00:22:49The pig!
00:22:50The pig!
00:22:51The pig!
00:22:52What?
00:22:53The pickup!
00:22:54The pickup was a trap!
00:22:55Yeah, there's blood!
00:22:56Is this blood?
00:22:57Is this my blood?
00:22:58I don't know.
00:22:59What the hell is that?
00:23:00I don't know!
00:23:01Oh my god.
00:23:03What if it's a bomb?
00:23:04Okay, what are you guys on?
00:23:06Go on, breastplug.
00:23:07Are you insane?
00:23:08Look, I'm gonna fall for that.
00:23:09Okay, I'll do it.
00:23:10No, Freddie, no!
00:23:11Come on, guys, it's not funny anymore so, nah.
00:23:13Nope!
00:23:20Freddie!
00:23:21No! Save me! Throw us a highness!
00:23:23A survivor's friend! You know it!
00:23:25Please! Please!
00:23:27Aaaaaah!
00:23:29We work for Coleman
00:23:31and we've uncovered your shitty little scheme.
00:23:33Grandma?
00:23:35You've stolen $25,000
00:23:37worth of living-impaired pickups.
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:41Make that $50
00:23:43for our troubles.
00:23:45We want the money back or sweet old
00:23:47Greg over here goes bye-bye.
00:23:49I told you I will not be leaving my home.
00:23:51You have 24 hours.
00:23:53I'll call you.
00:23:57What kind of cheap,
00:23:59shot, fart knuckle asshole
00:24:01goes for your grandma?
00:24:03Okay, guys.
00:24:05We need a quick job that pays.
00:24:07A lot.
00:24:09Like what? Robbing a bank?
00:24:11Oh! Why don't you ask Staun to help us?
00:24:13No, I'm not interested in that.
00:24:15No, no, no.
00:24:17I'm just not sure how I feel about it.
00:24:19Why not? He's super connected
00:24:21and he really likes you, man.
00:24:23Yeah, exactly. I mean, he's very, you know,
00:24:25touchy-touchy-feely kind of guy
00:24:27and it makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it.
00:24:29That's it?
00:24:31Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
00:24:33Yeah, you're being super selfish.
00:24:35Oh. Carl,
00:24:37you gotta take one.
00:24:39For Granny.
00:24:47♪♪♪♪
00:24:49♪♪♪♪
00:24:51♪♪♪♪
00:24:53♪♪♪♪
00:24:55♪♪♪♪
00:24:57Jeez.
00:24:59Jeez or jizz?
00:25:01What?
00:25:03♪♪♪♪
00:25:05What?
00:25:07Don't be so immature.
00:25:09Uh-huh.
00:25:11Carl, I'm glad you called.
00:25:13From what I understood,
00:25:15you're in deep.
00:25:17And it stinks.
00:25:19Ha-ha.
00:25:21Now that is an accurate metamorph,
00:25:23my good sir.
00:25:25Uh, Carl said you might have a job for us.
00:25:27I don't.
00:25:29But the boss does.
00:25:31A high-profile picker.
00:25:33So when do we meet him?
00:25:35You're about to.
00:25:37♪♪♪♪♪
00:25:39Ladies and gents,
00:25:41the mad arts of the macabre,
00:25:43the one and only
00:25:45Otto Maddox!
00:25:47♪♪♪♪♪
00:25:49Applause
00:25:51Applause
00:25:53Applause
00:25:55Awe-inspiring music
00:25:57♪♪
00:26:07♪♪
00:26:17♪♪
00:26:25Oh, so it is art.
00:26:27♪♪
00:26:35This is a nice place.
00:26:38Listen up, Granny.
00:26:39Let me make this crystal clear for you.
00:26:41You do what I say.
00:26:43You don't run, you don't scream.
00:26:45It'll all be over in no time.
00:26:47Hmm?
00:26:48But you try anything funny,
00:26:50and my friend Rock over here is gonna impair you.
00:26:53Oh, I'm already impaired, dear.
00:26:55But thank you.
00:26:57I think I'm impaired, too.
00:26:59Oh, shit, Sherlock.
00:27:01The Darwin Awards called.
00:27:02They say I have a trophy for you.
00:27:04Really?
00:27:05No, not really, Rocko.
00:27:06Jesus Christ.
00:27:07Look, I have shit to do.
00:27:08You keep an eye out for me, okay, while I'm gone.
00:27:10And s...
00:27:11Stop playing with your gun.
00:27:16God.
00:27:17My doctor said it's important
00:27:19to keep your brain stimulated.
00:27:21So I suppose they have activities scheduled here.
00:27:24Bingo Mondays.
00:27:26Social dance Fridays.
00:27:32All right, make yourselves comfortable.
00:27:34I'll be right with you.
00:27:38We'll talk about my findings to you later.
00:27:41Hmm?
00:27:51For the record, I hate you guys.
00:27:53You're so stuck up.
00:27:55Relax.
00:27:56Whoa.
00:27:57Whoa, dude.
00:27:59Isn't that the girl that you were masturbating to?
00:28:01Shut...
00:28:02No.
00:28:04That's the real one.
00:28:14Oh, my God, the jewels of rock.
00:28:17The blade of death.
00:28:19We even got Rupert.
00:28:23Isn't she marvelous?
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:26No, you got a 35-millimeter print
00:28:29of the band film Zalvarella?
00:28:31Sir, there's, like, only five copies in the whole world.
00:28:34Yes, and I own...
00:28:36Welcome.
00:28:38Welcome to my private exhibition.
00:28:42Oh, fuck me.
00:28:44Don told me
00:28:46you are the best in the hunting business.
00:28:49Really?
00:28:51Yes, yes, we are.
00:28:53Yes.
00:28:55You know, I really dig your style.
00:29:00Throughout my life, I gathered quite a collection,
00:29:03though I feel my existence will remain incomplete
00:29:06until I possess this last, but not least, precious piece.
00:29:10I want her at my arm tomorrow night.
00:29:13For my big performance.
00:29:15Zalvarella.
00:29:17Yes!
00:29:18The queen of the dead,
00:29:20the exquisite Debbie Jones.
00:29:22She's been located in her family plot
00:29:24at the Country Hill Cemetery.
00:29:26You'll find all the boring info in there.
00:29:29So, uh, just another pickup, then?
00:29:32Actually, it's a bit more complicated.
00:29:34This cemetery is Coleman's property.
00:29:38You want us to steal from Coleman?
00:29:41Exactly.
00:29:43I do not want my name mixed in some shady business.
00:29:46That's why I'll pay you...
00:29:50$25,000
00:29:52to bring her to me.
00:29:56You know, we were really looking
00:29:58at the Express VIP service here,
00:30:00and it's, uh, it's double.
00:30:02Oh, I'm not here to bargain.
00:30:04This is the job, this is the payment.
00:30:06Well, all true collectors know
00:30:08that Zalvarella is worth
00:30:10beyond the Express VIP.
00:30:16He's very smart.
00:30:18All right, $50,000 it is.
00:30:20Bring me my queen!
00:30:22So let me get this straight.
00:30:24We want to steal from Coleman
00:30:26to repay Coleman for stealing from Coleman.
00:30:29Yep, that is exactly what we're gonna do.
00:30:38What?
00:30:40Nothing.
00:30:42No, it's just, you're all glittery.
00:30:47You're pretty.
00:30:49Oh.
00:30:51Uh, thanks, I guess.
00:30:53Yeah, it's super cool having you,
00:30:55you know, with us in the van.
00:30:57Watch out!
00:30:59Have you got a diswish, buddy?
00:31:01You're gonna get us killed, asshole.
00:31:03Just pay attention to the road
00:31:05instead of stealing.
00:31:07Pay attention to the road
00:31:09instead of staring at me.
00:31:11That's really mean, Maggie.
00:31:13Like, have you ever seen an asshole?
00:31:15It's not pretty.
00:31:19I looked at my asshole once.
00:31:23I mean, with a mirror, you know.
00:31:25What?
00:31:27You guys were never curious?
00:31:30Overpopulation,
00:31:32diseases, epidemic.
00:31:34The smell alone
00:31:36makes my stomach turn.
00:31:3860 million people die each year
00:31:40on a global scale,
00:31:42adding to the living impaired population count.
00:31:44Now, in military terms,
00:31:46we call that an invasion.
00:31:48What do you think is gonna happen
00:31:50when they outnumber us?
00:31:52When they turn against us?
00:31:54We need to restore balance,
00:31:56and the only way for that change
00:31:58to occur is by killing the undead.
00:32:00All eyes will be on this event,
00:32:02including pro-living impaired activists
00:32:04making the automatics art show
00:32:06a perfect target.
00:32:08Ladies and gentlemen,
00:32:10I'm proud to present
00:32:12Project Zoltan.
00:32:23Dr. West, the floor is yours.
00:32:25Dr. West, the floor is yours.
00:32:51Mr. Hannity,
00:32:53may I have a word with you?
00:33:01Sit.
00:33:07Sir, I understand the situation a bit.
00:33:09Unstable.
00:33:11But I assure you, the formula's working.
00:33:13And as people say,
00:33:15shit happens.
00:33:17I'll stop you there.
00:33:19This little project of yours
00:33:21is gonna give me a shitload of money.
00:33:23With all due respect, sir,
00:33:25you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
00:33:27And you can't make chicken soup
00:33:29out of chicken shit, can you?
00:33:31This is it.
00:33:33I'm shutting your ass down.
00:33:35You've got great qualities.
00:33:37I'm sure they'll appreciate you
00:33:39at Coleman, Malaysia.
00:33:51Go, go, go, go, go!
00:33:53Guys, come on!
00:33:55Go, go, go, go!
00:33:57Guys, come on!
00:34:20We're invisible.
00:34:22Hey, you guys can speak fast.
00:34:24I don't know how much time we got
00:34:26before the next patrol.
00:34:28Maybe you can come out and help us.
00:34:30No, we only have two shovels, genius.
00:34:32Yeah, no thanks.
00:34:34I'm just gonna keep the engine running
00:34:36and keep an eye on Coleman security systems.
00:34:38Freddy, for fuck's sakes, tie your goddamn shoelaces!
00:34:40Nope, I don't tie my shoes.
00:34:42What, are you five?
00:34:44Maggie, it's a way of life.
00:34:46The only time Freddy got knocked out,
00:34:48he was tying his shoe.
00:34:50He sneezed and smashed his face on his own knee.
00:34:53♪♪♪♪
00:34:55♪♪♪♪
00:34:57♪♪♪♪
00:34:59Where in?
00:35:01Heavy Jones.
00:35:03Here we come, baby.
00:35:05♪♪♪♪
00:35:07Ugh!
00:35:13No way.
00:35:18Coleman, you shady motherfucker.
00:35:21♪♪♪♪♪
00:35:31Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:35:33Oh!
00:35:35No way.
00:35:37Oh, shit.
00:35:39Guys!
00:35:41Guys, guys, guys, we gotta go!
00:35:43Okay, I present to you the queen of the dead.
00:35:45Self-righteous.
00:35:47The queen of the dead.
00:35:49Self-righteous.
00:35:51Oh, my God.
00:35:53Oh, fuck me.
00:35:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, she's all dried up.
00:35:57Super dry, like extra crispy dry.
00:35:59It's a freaking skeleton.
00:36:01No way Maddox is gonna pay us for this.
00:36:03Just give her a chance.
00:36:05Maybe she's still somewhere in there.
00:36:07She just needs our help waking up, right?
00:36:09Hear my voice.
00:36:11Arise.
00:36:13Arise.
00:36:15Arise.
00:36:17You broke it to pieces.
00:36:19His fucking voice is down.
00:36:21Oh, what, Maggie?
00:36:23I mean, look at this, we're screwed anyway.
00:36:25What could be worse?
00:36:27Oh, what the fuck?
00:36:29You shot me.
00:36:31I'll tell you for free, dirty fucking shot at us.
00:36:33I got him, I got him, I got him.
00:36:35Give him the gun.
00:36:37Freddy, I don't want to die.
00:36:45I don't understand.
00:36:47We use it all the time.
00:36:49Mr. Hannity.
00:36:51Please.
00:36:53I swear it's not my fault.
00:36:55He got strangled in the sex swing.
00:37:01Well, well.
00:37:05Welcome back, Mr. Coleman.
00:37:15Mm-hmm.
00:37:17Is he able to speak?
00:37:19Short answer is no.
00:37:21Oxygen shortage and intracranial hemorrhage
00:37:23will leave your brain damaged.
00:37:25I need a word with him.
00:37:27In private.
00:37:33Bob, Bob, Bob.
00:37:35May I call you Bob?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:37:39You've always been a source of inspiration.
00:37:41Seizing all opportunities
00:37:43as they present themselves.
00:37:45Never taking bullshit from anyone.
00:37:47Hmm?
00:37:49Well, now,
00:37:51I'm seizing mine.
00:37:53I'm taking over.
00:37:55I got big plans
00:37:57for the Coleman Corporation.
00:38:07One, two,
00:38:09one, two,
00:38:11one, two,
00:38:13one, two,
00:38:15one, two,
00:38:17and step, step,
00:38:19and one, two, back.
00:38:21One, two...
00:38:23What the hell is going on here?
00:38:25Social Dance Friday.
00:38:27He's making great progress.
00:38:29He's a natural.
00:38:33And what have you guys done with my place?
00:38:35We tidied it up a bit.
00:38:37You did what?
00:38:39She is our hostage,
00:38:41numbnuts, not our maid.
00:38:43No, no, settle down.
00:38:45I got the perfect remedy for grumpy boys.
00:38:49Freshly baked sweet rolls.
00:38:51Sweet rolls, man!
00:38:59You're so fucked.
00:39:01Oh, I'm so fucking cold.
00:39:03You're not dying, Carl.
00:39:05I think I'm losing too much blood.
00:39:07Fine.
00:39:09Oh, shit, you actually got shot.
00:39:11Yeah, I told you.
00:39:13Dude, chicks dig scars.
00:39:17Cheeseburgers? Really?
00:39:19Thank you for all the extra
00:39:21lactose, Freddy.
00:39:23Since when is there lactose in cheeseburgers?
00:39:25Oh.
00:39:27Geez.
00:39:29What's up, losers?
00:39:31It's them.
00:39:33I think I hung up on them.
00:39:35Freddy!
00:39:37I didn't do it on purpose.
00:39:39Oh, here, here.
00:39:41Did you just hang up on me?
00:39:43Stan?
00:39:45Maggie.
00:39:47Wait, you two know each other?
00:39:49So after all this time,
00:39:51you're still Coleman's little bitch, huh?
00:39:53Screw Coleman, okay?
00:39:55If you don't bring my 50K in 12 hours
00:39:57to this sweet old granny over here,
00:39:59it goes bye-bye.
00:40:01She's alive, huh?
00:40:03Good point.
00:40:05She is fine.
00:40:11What the hell was that?
00:40:13Uh, nothing.
00:40:15What the fuck, Rocco?
00:40:17Put the gun down!
00:40:19What gun?
00:40:21Look, put Grandma on the phone right now,
00:40:23or the deal is done.
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:27Yes.
00:40:29Come on.
00:40:31Come on.
00:40:33Wake up, please. Wake up.
00:40:35Shh.
00:40:37Speak.
00:40:39Hello?
00:40:41Grandma.
00:40:43Oh, hello, sweeties.
00:40:45Isn't it a beautiful day?
00:40:47Are you okay?
00:40:49Is that bastard treating you well enough?
00:40:51Language, young lady.
00:40:53All right, that's enough. You got 12 hours. Got that?
00:40:55So how do you know this prick?
00:40:57He's my...
00:40:59ex.
00:41:01You slept with the enemy?
00:41:03Thank you, Freddy, for the reminder.
00:41:05Shit.
00:41:09Okay, we need another Zovarella.
00:41:11You mean like the one that Carl masturbates to?
00:41:13Did you just say jerk off like normal people do?
00:41:17Show us.
00:41:19I'm not gonna jerk off in front of you guys.
00:41:21Show us the girl, you sick fuck.
00:41:23Ow!
00:41:25Ow!
00:41:27Hey, would you quit crying?
00:41:29You're overgrown. Cry, baby.
00:41:31I never showed a granny before.
00:41:33Oh, there, there.
00:41:35Whoa.
00:41:41Oh, she's alive.
00:41:43Wait.
00:41:45I want to see.
00:41:47That totally looks like her.
00:41:49I know.
00:41:51This could actually work.
00:41:53So how do we find her?
00:41:55Well, they also have a massage parlor,
00:41:57and you can go and book private sessions.
00:41:59Not that I ever tried.
00:42:01Just saying.
00:42:03Well, I guess there's a first time for everything.
00:42:21Wow.
00:42:37Username?
00:42:41Masterbater69.
00:42:43Come again?
00:42:45Masterbater69.
00:42:47Just give me a second.
00:42:49How original.
00:42:51It's a play on words, Maggie.
00:42:53So you do use that word.
00:42:55Double standard much?
00:42:57Platinum member. Wow.
00:42:59Which one of our delightful Zelve girls
00:43:01have you come to see today?
00:43:03We're here for Zelverella.
00:43:05Of course. Your favorite.
00:43:07Oh, it says right here,
00:43:09you never claimed your membership rewards.
00:43:11Well, it says it right here.
00:43:13And boy, did you accumulate some point.
00:43:15So here's your free
00:43:17platinum membership pin.
00:43:21Gel for your penis.
00:43:23A lovely
00:43:25Zelve t-shirt.
00:43:29Some coupons.
00:43:31And of course, our famous
00:43:33pocket penis laser pointer.
00:43:35Okay, look, we don't have time
00:43:37for free swag, okay?
00:43:39God!
00:43:41That laser is brutal.
00:43:43You can proceed to booth 23.
00:43:45She'll be right there with you.
00:43:47Okay.
00:43:51Oh, and
00:43:53platinum members' friends
00:43:55do get a special
00:43:57discount. Care for a try?
00:44:01No, we're just laid outside.
00:44:05Don't touch anything, Freddy.
00:44:15Hmm.
00:44:23Happy to finally put a face
00:44:25on my best tipper. Hello.
00:44:29Hi.
00:44:33Ooh, you're kind of cute.
00:44:35You too. You smell nice.
00:44:37Thanks. So,
00:44:39first time here, huh?
00:44:41Yeah.
00:44:45Ah.
00:44:47Ah.
00:44:51Just open it.
00:44:53Ow.
00:44:55Are you having fun, Carl?
00:44:57It's not what you think, Maggie.
00:44:59Get away. Maybe we can give him, like,
00:45:01five minutes. What?
00:45:03Oh, come on. He needs this. I'm hanging
00:45:05out of a window. Are your friends gonna be
00:45:07watching? Because it's creepy. No, no, it's my sister.
00:45:09Oh, well, we can invite her if you want. No, no, no, no, no.
00:45:12Extra players
00:45:14need to register first.
00:45:16Oops.
00:45:18Look, we don't have much time, okay?
00:45:20Wait, did you come here to save me
00:45:22from my pimp?
00:45:24Yeah, yeah, sure. Wait, why? Is he mistreating you?
00:45:26No, he's just so overprotective.
00:45:28You know, suffocating, like.
00:45:30Oh, shit. Hey, this is against
00:45:32house rules. Open up. Everybody out.
00:45:34Now. Nobody tells me what to do, girl.
00:45:36Kill him. Oh, shit.
00:45:39Oh, come on.
00:45:45Back up, back up, back up.
00:45:50Your ship is terminated.
00:45:57Sadly, we are also expecting
00:45:59a big protest against living impaired
00:46:01abuse. That's a real shame for freedom
00:46:03of speech. Well, if you're traveling by
00:46:05car and don't want to be late for dinner,
00:46:07you should definitely avoid the art district.
00:46:09Love.
00:46:11It's the best feeling, right?
00:46:15I'd rather be in a car crash.
00:46:19Freddie, pull over.
00:46:21Okay, okay, okay.
00:46:25Perfect.
00:46:32I'm stuck.
00:46:34Thank you. We can see that.
00:46:36I can't fucking believe it. You just drove right into him.
00:46:38He hit us.
00:46:40Liar. I've been worse.
00:46:42You weren't paying attention
00:46:44again. I was paying attention
00:46:46to you being negative.
00:46:48Again. Would you two just cut it?
00:46:50For like a second, please?
00:46:52Country Hill Cemetery has been the theater
00:46:54of yet another hate crime.
00:46:56The police are looking for three suspects
00:46:58driving a green delivery van.
00:47:00They are deemed armed and dangerous.
00:47:02You know, the police is looking for us now.
00:47:04This time. Oh, nothing serious.
00:47:06Just, you know, um, a hate crime.
00:47:08That is a load of bullcrap.
00:47:10Oh, right. You say you're
00:47:12the brain of the operation, Maggie, so
00:47:14you got any great plan to get us out of this?
00:47:16Yeah, I got a plan. I got a plan. I got it, uh,
00:47:18right, uh, right here.
00:47:20That's very mature, Maggie.
00:47:22Mm-hmm. Says the guy who looked at his
00:47:24own asshole.
00:47:26Asshole.
00:47:28You, shut up.
00:47:30Asshole.
00:47:32Ah!
00:47:34Captain! There, Dickless, go fetch.
00:47:36Guys, guys, guys,
00:47:38come on!
00:47:40None of our assholes are gonna matter
00:47:42if we don't get back on the road,
00:47:44like, right now!
00:47:46Okay.
00:47:48Oh!
00:47:50Oh!
00:47:52Oh!
00:47:54Oh!
00:47:56Hey.
00:47:58Hey, hey, come on,
00:48:00big guy.
00:48:02Don't mind me.
00:48:04Shut up.
00:48:06How about I call us
00:48:08an Uber?
00:48:10Hey, losers,
00:48:12clock is ticking.
00:48:14All right, now look, shitstick, we're on.
00:48:16Meet us at the Maddox Gallery
00:48:18with Grandma, take it or leave it.
00:48:20That shitty attitude. I missed you, Maggie.
00:48:24What a twat.
00:48:26Old, glittery, fart-like bootlegs.
00:48:28Silverella?
00:48:32Silverella?
00:48:34Oh, shit. She's gone?
00:48:36Well, of course she's gone.
00:48:38I mean, we kidnapped her.
00:48:40Go get your girl. Go!
00:48:46No, no, no.
00:48:48No.
00:48:50Badger.
00:48:52Badger.
00:48:54Is Mr. Coleman appreciating
00:48:56this new scenery?
00:48:58Mr. Hannity, we've made great progress.
00:49:00However, I'm afraid we need more time.
00:49:02Why? I've seen the tests.
00:49:04They're fine.
00:49:06They looked...scary.
00:49:08Focus on scary and stay away
00:49:10from the party-bopper heads.
00:49:12Yes, this is the formula we have here,
00:49:14but it is extremely
00:49:16unstable and infectious.
00:49:18We don't know... Do you believe Coleman's
00:49:20special forces can't contain this?
00:49:22The protocol suggests
00:49:24that we perform additional testing.
00:49:26Maybe you're right.
00:49:30What are you doing?
00:49:32Following protocol.
00:49:34Oh, no.
00:49:36Oh, no.
00:49:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:49:40Let me out!
00:49:42Let me out of here!
00:49:44No!
00:49:46No!
00:49:48No!
00:49:50No!
00:49:52No!
00:50:10Silverella?
00:50:22Hello?
00:50:28Baby! No! No!
00:50:30Cut the crap. Where are you taking me?
00:50:32We're on a job, and we're taking you to
00:50:34automatics at the gallery. Automatics?
00:50:36Artist and...
00:50:38billionaire? Yeah, yeah. He wants you to be his date
00:50:40for tonight's event.
00:50:42Oh.
00:50:44Oh, that's so romantic.
00:50:46Watch out, watch out, watch out. That's a...
00:50:48It's a bullet wound.
00:50:51It'll probably leave a scar.
00:51:04Oh, that's so gross.
00:51:06You want to know what's gross?
00:51:08Is that you ever dated that jerk.
00:51:10Get over it. I told you, it only ever happened
00:51:12like once or, you know...
00:51:14twice.
00:51:16Why am I trying to justify myself to you? It's none of your
00:51:18business anyway. I was just kidding.
00:51:20Very funny.
00:51:22Thanks.
00:51:24Sarcasm, Freddy.
00:51:26Yeah, duh.
00:51:28Yeah, I knew that.
00:51:36Looks like you folks got a problem.
00:51:44Uh-huh.
00:51:46Let me give you a hand with that.
00:51:48I got just the right tools in my car.
00:51:50Oh, uh, you don't have to do that, sir.
00:51:52Pleasure, ma'am.
00:51:54He just mammed me.
00:51:56Did he? I didn't. I blacked out.
00:51:58You're so royally fucked.
00:52:00No, I think if we just play it cool,
00:52:02we'll be fine.
00:52:04Yeah, I tried to swerve
00:52:06out of the way, but he just, like, jumped right in front
00:52:08of me. Don't worry about it.
00:52:10It happens all the time. These sons of bitches,
00:52:12they're worse than possums.
00:52:14Hold that for me, sir. Yes, I can do that.
00:52:16All righty. Let's start with the head.
00:52:22Wow.
00:52:24That was...
00:52:26majestical.
00:52:36Oh, jeez.
00:52:44There you go.
00:52:46There you go, folks.
00:52:48Might want to stop at a car wash,
00:52:50get rid of that smell.
00:52:52Yeah. Well, you're a real lifesaver.
00:52:54Yeah, no, that was really,
00:52:56really nice of you.
00:52:58Now drive safe.
00:53:02What the hell did you do that for?
00:53:04To save your asses.
00:53:06That is assault on an officer of the law.
00:53:08Yeah, a really nice officer
00:53:10that had no idea that we were wanted.
00:53:12How was I supposed to know that?
00:53:14I thought that it was super brave.
00:53:16I am so done. I will be in the van.
00:53:18Fuck all of you.
00:53:22Well, we can't just leave him there.
00:53:36I'm Chelsea Lee, your favorite
00:53:38red carpet correspondent here at the
00:53:40Metropolix Art Gallery, where the
00:53:42glitterati of Metropolis is here,
00:53:44and Mother Teresa is here.
00:53:46Mother Teresa, oh my goodness.
00:53:48Isn't she looking lovely in her
00:53:50designer robe?
00:53:52Nobody pulls off white and blue like Mother Teresa.
00:53:54Mother Teresa, you rock the white
00:53:56and blue.
00:53:58Martinis later.
00:54:00You should see her on the dance floor.
00:54:02She is a maniac.
00:54:04Here on Colvin News, we don't let protesters
00:54:06ruin our night, and we just look forward to the art.
00:54:08I look forward to seeing what
00:54:10Automatics is going to release today.
00:54:12Who knows? Last time it was very
00:54:14controversial. Tonight, it's
00:54:16probably going to be even more racy,
00:54:18but Colvin News
00:54:20will show you everything.
00:54:38Let the show begin.
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00:56:00Oh my god, have you guys seen this place?
00:56:08There she is, my queen!
00:56:13I was getting impatient.
00:56:16She's as magnificent as a thousand suns rising over the ocean.
00:56:22All of this is yours?
00:56:24Oh yes, darling, yes.
00:56:27All of this, and you.
00:56:31You sure know what you want.
00:56:34Wow, she's in pristine condition.
00:56:39Botox and fillers, you know how it is.
00:56:43I've got some work done myself.
00:56:57Okay, let's get her clean and dressed.
00:57:14Stop right there, dude.
00:57:17You got our money?
00:57:20What I wouldn't give for the golden star of my celestial realm.
00:57:31Stop!
00:57:33Stop, okay, stop!
00:57:35The deal is off!
00:57:37Shut the fuck up, Carl!
00:58:02You're trying to ruin my mood.
00:58:10No, no, no, he's just, you know, jealous.
00:58:13No, no, we like each other.
00:58:15It's real sweet, honey, but this is a huge opportunity for me, so...
00:58:23I'm so sorry, Grandma.
00:58:26She's not the real Zelverella, she's a Zelve girl.
00:58:30And she's the love of my life.
00:58:34Okay, listen, he is just being emotional.
00:58:36What did you just say?
00:58:38I said that he's just being emo...
00:58:40Not you!
00:58:46I got fooled by a cosplayer.
00:58:50She's a worthless fake!
00:58:52Do I look like a man you can play games with?
00:59:00What now?
00:59:17Yeah, come at me.
00:59:25Adios, guys.
00:59:27Who the hell, Dawn?
00:59:55I'm sorry.
01:00:14Dude, you just killed Mother Teresa!
01:00:16She was so mean!
01:00:17Super rude!
01:00:18You're way out of character!
01:00:26Hit that glittery fucker!
01:00:33Not bad for a worthless fake, huh?
01:00:53Play nice!
01:01:07Why are they so hostile all of a sudden?
01:01:10There has to be a logical explanation.
01:01:13Maybe there's bath salts in the hors d'oeuvres.
01:01:17That's actually plausible.
01:01:22You really meant what you said up there, Master Underscore Bader?
01:01:26You can actually call me Carl.
01:01:30I'm Jane.
01:01:38Go, go, go!
01:01:50Move, move, move, come on!
01:01:51Guys, we gotta go!
01:01:52Go, go, go!
01:01:53Holy fuck, can you guys see this?
01:01:56Yeah, it's like...
01:01:57Like in the movies.
01:01:58Yeah.
01:01:59What the hell are we supposed to do now?
01:02:00Okay, we charge at them and we hit them in the brain real hard.
01:02:02Yeah, and don't let them bite you.
01:02:04Great plan.
01:02:05Genius.
01:02:06Thanks.
01:02:07Oh, that was sarcasm.
01:02:09Oh, for fuck's sakes.
01:02:11Where's my money?
01:02:12Look, we have it.
01:02:14Almost.
01:02:15What do you mean, almost?
01:02:16Do you know what freaking time it is?
01:02:17It's freaking time's up!
01:02:18The dangerous bio-terrorists have claimed responsibility for the ongoing Maddox Art Gallery attack.
01:02:23The terrorists have been identified as being Carl Neird, Freddie Merckx, Maggie Neird, and Jane Doe.
01:02:29Feminist, activist, terrorist.
01:02:32All very dangerous to our freedom.
01:02:35Oh, man, we're terrorists.
01:02:36No, no, no, no, we're bio-terrorists, okay?
01:02:38It's far worse.
01:02:39Thank you, Carl.
01:02:40That really helps a lot.
01:02:42Wait, where's Jane?
01:02:45Jane?
01:02:48Oh, she's right there.
01:02:52They're not attacking her.
01:02:53I know, it's weird.
01:02:54It's like they're only attracted to us.
01:02:56Warm-blooded.
01:02:58Look, she's getting her money.
01:03:05That backstabbing bitch.
01:03:07Heart-stabbing, Maggie.
01:03:09Heart-stabbing.
01:03:38Okay, hit him in the brain.
01:03:39Real hard.
01:03:41Here.
01:03:43Oh, because I'm the girl?
01:03:44No, because you're badass.
01:03:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:03:51Before we do this and, you know, most probably die, I just thought it would be really cool to have you as a brother-in-law.
01:03:58Hey, don't I get a say in that?
01:04:00Okay, listen, Maggie, I'm really sorry being jealous of your ex-boyfriend, who is an asshole.
01:04:07I'm sorry, too, okay?
01:04:08I know I made the plan fail and that was selfish.
01:04:10I get it, so I'm sorry.
01:04:13You guys are so lame, but adorable.
01:04:20All right, fine.
01:04:21Okay, I swear to God, if we ever get out of this thing alive, I will play D&D with you.
01:04:31Good enough.
01:04:32Dude, that's huge.
01:04:33I know.
01:04:34Okay.
01:04:36So, we're going to show these rotten bastards what happens...
01:04:40Hey!
01:04:42Hold on.
01:04:43Maggie.
01:04:44You can't go into battle with your shoes untied.
01:04:48Okay.
01:04:50All right, we're going to show these rotten bastards what happens when Wild Gringo gets wild.
01:05:00We're invincible.
01:05:13Oh, yeah.
01:05:16Motherfucker.
01:05:19Maggie, that's why we drink our milk.
01:05:22A lot doesn't talk.
01:05:25Okay.
01:05:27All right, I'm going to pick you up.
01:05:29I'm strong enough to do that.
01:05:35Freddie!
01:05:41Freddie!
01:05:43Freddie!
01:05:45Freddie!
01:05:47Freddie!
01:05:49Freddie!
01:05:51Freddie!
01:05:53Freddie!
01:05:59Freddie, come on, wake up.
01:06:01Freddie, come on, please.
01:06:02Freddie!
01:06:07Oh, shit.
01:06:08Oh, shit.
01:06:15Shit.
01:06:18Oh, shit.
01:06:28Sheila, this is so weird.
01:06:35Oh, God. Oh, God.
01:06:40Fucker.
01:06:48Welcome to Payne City.
01:06:50Population, you.
01:06:54Freddie!
01:06:58This is the best.
01:07:05Oh, mother.
01:07:09Did you kick his ass already?
01:07:11Freddie!
01:07:15That's what I'm talking about.
01:07:22Hey, don't make me piss off Daddy, man.
01:07:25Oh, my God.
01:07:27Oh, my God.
01:07:41Oh, my God.
01:07:47Oh, yeah.
01:08:01Guys.
01:08:03Bingo, bingo, bingo.
01:08:05Bingo.
01:08:09That was crazy.
01:08:11Freddie, no.
01:08:36James?
01:08:38Everybody, get on your knees.
01:08:41Now!
01:08:48I'm surprised you're all still alive.
01:08:52But glad to meet the terrorists behind Project Zoltan.
01:08:57Oh, that's Dracula's hound.
01:08:59Shut up, Carl.
01:09:01This massacre just exposed your true nature to the world,
01:09:06you filthy zombies.
01:09:08Hey, she's living in Paris.
01:09:12Down on the ground, now!
01:09:15Fuck.
01:09:28Oh, Hannity, man.
01:09:30I bet you didn't see this one coming, huh?
01:09:32Tell me, how does it feel to be on your knees?
01:09:34Now is not the time, Dave.
01:09:36My name is Stanley.
01:09:38How many fucking times do I have to tell you that?
01:09:40Who the hell is Dave, anyway?
01:09:41Calm down. Everything is fine.
01:09:43We have the money.
01:09:44My money.
01:09:45Hey, I'm Elle.
01:09:46Finders keepers.
01:09:47Sneaky bitch.
01:09:49Baby, I'm so sorry.
01:09:51I was really scared.
01:09:53She was scared, Meg.
01:09:54She's lying, Carl.
01:09:56You don't know that.
01:09:57I agree with both of you.
01:09:58Shut up!
01:10:00Enough with the fucking bickering.
01:10:02Do you hear yourself?
01:10:03I'm scared. I agree with you both.
01:10:05I should shoot all of you in the fucking face.
01:10:08Give me that.
01:10:10Nice.
01:10:11Now.
01:10:14Where was I?
01:10:15Ah, yes.
01:10:17Your days of roaming our streets
01:10:20and infecting us with diseases
01:10:22are over.
01:10:24The last disease I caught wasn't from a dead guy.
01:10:26You know, you got some nasty shit going on inside your lab yourself.
01:10:29I've seen it.
01:10:31I bet you orchestrated this whole fucking thing.
01:10:35So it wasn't bath salts.
01:10:37You made them look bad so you could cash in on some
01:10:40big-ass Coleman cleanup contract
01:10:42and be the goddamn hero, didn't you?
01:10:44And you all are the perfect scapegoats, aren't you?
01:10:50You got me.
01:10:52You got me, clever girl.
01:10:54Too bad.
01:10:55I want everyone to find out.
01:10:59Carl! Laser penis!
01:11:02No!
01:11:09Yes!
01:11:10No mask!
01:11:11Yeah, I know.
01:11:12You're all crazy.
01:11:22You ruined everything, you wretched scum!
01:11:25What have you done?
01:11:27The world is in fucking favor!
01:11:32You look better dead, baby.
01:11:41Nice shot.
01:11:42Good pass.
01:11:52Oh!
01:11:54It's a miracle!
01:11:56You fucking fucker!
01:11:59I love you too, Maggie.
01:12:01Yeah, nice try, shit face.
01:12:07Uh, guys?
01:12:09I hate to interrupt, but where's the money?
01:12:16And where's Stan?
01:12:28I don't know.
01:12:37Paul, we can't.
01:12:39What would my father say?
01:12:43I can't be beat together.
01:12:45I love you.
01:12:47I'll pick up.
01:12:49Shit.
01:12:53I'll pick up the money.
01:12:54No, go ahead, I got the money.
01:12:57Yeah!
01:13:14Any moment now.
01:13:16Here they are, Brad.
01:13:17Our terrorists are exiting the building by the front door as we speak.
01:13:20Anything to say for your defense?
01:13:22Yeah, we're innocent.
01:13:24I've recorded everything and I have proof.
01:13:26I've recorded everything and I have proof.
01:13:30I do.
01:13:43Yeah, so I skipped to the end.
01:13:47Oh, I know, I'm cheating.
01:13:50All the good news is, we got Granny back.
01:13:55She's living impaired now, but she always thought she was, so I guess she's finally happy.
01:14:04And we didn't get arrested.
01:14:06Turns out that Captain Galactica's keychain plan didn't work out as I'd hoped.
01:14:10It didn't prove anything.
01:14:12But, all hell broke loose.
01:14:17The infection got out and spread like crazy.
01:14:27Welcome to the real zombie apocalypse.
01:14:46This is the end of our story.
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