Khichdi episode 2
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00:00Parsley, ginger, garlic, cinnamon stick, cumin seeds, cloves and cardamom.
00:06Wow! Vegetable of the tomato, potato and spinach, salad, papad.
00:10And pickle of the cucumber and chunda.
00:14What will you have, Praphoon?
00:15Milk and khichdi.
00:16Roti, roti, roti, roti, roti...
00:20Roti.
00:22And aunt, pani puri for you.
00:24Wow! This roti.
00:26Just look at it, pani puri.
00:28Tulsi, at this age I know only two things.
00:31One is this Pani Puri and the other is Chandni Puri.
00:35Chash, chash, chash. Who wants chash before eating?
00:38One at a time. All those who want chash, raise your hands.
00:41Chash.
00:45Meera teacher, before eating, all of us have to say Om Shanti Shanti.
00:51Okay, fine. All those who have raised their hands, fold them.
00:54Om Shanti Shanti Shanti.
01:01Jai Shree.
01:02Are you giving me my good roti or should I get it from outside?
01:06Tulsi, you should say Ashanti, Ashanti, Ashanti.
01:10Babuji, here is your good roti.
01:13One minute, no one will eat.
01:17Babuji, first tell me that.
01:20Yes, yes, I will tell you.
01:23Mother, a good proposal has come for Heera.
01:27Oh God, how?
01:30Mother, a proposal has come for Heera. There has not been an accident.
01:33Yes, that can happen.
01:35In an accident, a person can survive.
01:37But by marrying Heera, no chance.
01:41Mother, shut up.
01:43The boy is very good.
01:45And he is unmarried too.
01:47Oh, he is unmarried too? Very good.
01:51And he works?
01:52He works too.
01:53He works too.
01:55He has been a cashier in a department store for the past 20 years.
01:58I am talking about a good job.
02:01Mother, the boy is in a computer.
02:04Oh God, how will he come out of the computer?
02:09Babuji, I am there. I will explain.
02:12Hansa, that boy works in a computer company.
02:16That too part time.
02:18Job? And that too part time?
02:20I think this boy is nonsense.
02:22And mother, he also does the business of pani puri on the side.
02:26You can't find a better boy than him.
02:29Praful, I didn't understand.
02:32Babuji, I am there. I will explain.
02:35Hansa, that boy is a modern boy of today.
02:38He sells pani puri on the computer.
02:39Computer's computer and pani puri?
02:42His name is Bhavesh Kumar. Bhavesh Kumar.
02:46I have called him home tomorrow.
02:48Heera, take a bath and get ready.
02:51But Babuji, I am not ready to get married yet.
02:54Oh God, today is the wedding.
02:56Even I am not ready today.
02:58Hansa Bhabhi, Heera is not ready to get married mentally.
03:02Mentally.
03:03But the boy's name is Bhavesh Kumar.
03:06Who is mentally?
03:07Praful, what is happening?
03:09Babuji, I am there.
03:11You are not there, you are also there.
03:13You are also there.
03:14Hansa is there.
03:15You are also there.
03:16So shut up.
03:19Heera, if you like the boy, then the wedding is fixed.
03:22I will have to attend the wedding.
03:24No, no.
03:25We will send your maid.
03:27You can go on your honeymoon.
03:28Idiot.
03:29Tulsi, call him tomorrow.
03:32Tomorrow?
03:33But I don't have any new sari.
03:35Then wear Praful's shirt and pants.
03:37But Tulsi, if you lose this boy who sells pani puri,
03:41then I will never forgive you.
03:53Boss.
03:56Namaste.
03:58I am Bhavesh Kumar and this is my mother, Hasumati Devi.
04:01Namaste.
04:07So is this wedding fixed?
04:09Mother, where have you seen the girl?
04:12Actually, my mother has memory problem.
04:15Very rare problem.
04:17Is it?
04:20Okay, what should I bring for you?
04:22Girl.
04:23Yes.
04:25She will come.
04:26Till then some tea, water.
04:29Bhavesh Kumar, drink water.
04:32From our house.
04:33Very tasty.
04:34Very tasty.
04:36Bhavesh Kumar.
04:37Water.
04:39Water filter.
04:40Water?
04:41I will fill it.
04:43My boss.
04:44Water filter.
04:45Bhavesh Kumar, my boss gave it for me in this house.
04:48Praful.
04:50That's it.
04:51That's it.
04:53This is my elder daughter-in-law, Hansa.
04:55And this is my elder son, Praful.
04:57Girl?
04:58No, no.
04:59Boy.
05:00Praful.
05:01Elder boy.
05:03No, no.
05:04I understood that.
05:05I was asking, where is the girl?
05:08She must be coming.
05:09Look, please.
05:10We are in a hurry.
05:11Yes.
05:12Our elder mother is also in a hurry to get married to you.
05:16You do the water filter business, right?
05:18Yes.
05:20Please call the girl.
05:22Bhavesh Kumar.
05:23It's me.
05:25Father.
05:26Quickly, quickly.
05:27Yes, yes, yes.
05:28Jayshree.
05:30Jayshree, are you bringing the girl?
05:32Or shall I get it from outside?
05:34Yes.
05:35Hansa.
05:37Quiet.
05:39Jayshree.
05:41Father.
05:47Father.
05:50Father.
05:54Father.
05:57Father.
06:01What happened?
06:05I see.
06:07Did you understand again?
06:11Oh.
06:12What do you mean?
06:25Written by Jayshree Parekh.
06:29How?
06:31From inside.
06:32So what was the need to write and tell?
06:35So did you shout loudly in front of the groom's family?
06:38Oh, oh.
06:39Now what do we do?
06:40I don't understand anything.
06:42We will try to get Heera out of the bathroom.
06:44What else?
06:46That is there, father.
06:47That is there.
06:48But we will have to think of something else too.
06:50Yes.
06:51What if she doesn't come out from inside?
06:53So shall we send the boy inside?
06:55Hansa.
06:56How can we send the boy inside the bathroom?
06:58There is another school there.
07:00Where will the boy sit?
07:01If there was another school, we would have sent the boy inside.
07:04Kapil, you are a fool.
07:06Father.
07:07Don't call him a fool in front of the bathroom.
07:10Jayshree knows.
07:11Excuse me.
07:20Any problem?
07:22No, no.
07:23No, no.
07:25Everything alright?
07:26Yes.
07:27Yes.
07:28Absolutely.
07:29So were all of you going somewhere?
07:31To the bathroom.
07:33With everyone?
07:34No, no, no.
07:35Hansa and I were coming upstairs.
07:37To keep you busy.
07:39Any problem?
07:40No, no.
07:41The bathroom door over there.
07:43Heera doesn't get trapped in it.
07:45Even I am not trapped.
07:46Come on, come on.
07:47Let's go upstairs.
07:48Let's go upstairs and talk.
07:49Come on.
07:50You have to go too, right?
07:51Oh, yes.
07:52Look, we are in a hurry.
07:53Please.
07:54The door will open immediately.
07:56You are lucky.
07:58You got married to my sister.
07:59Yes.
08:00Yes.
08:01Wait a minute.
08:02What does this have to do with us being in a hurry?
08:05What do you mean?
08:09Did you understand?
08:10No.
08:11Very good.
08:17Son, what is your name?
08:19Shetty.
08:22Aunty.
08:23Aunty.
08:24Aunty.
08:25Do you work as a demon in a TV serial?
08:28No.
08:29Why?
08:30Then why do you laugh for no reason?
08:33Yes.
08:34That's because, son,
08:35in our family,
08:36the boy and the girl don't see each other's face
08:38before marriage.
08:40That's why.
08:42What happened to you, aunty?
08:44Then I got married.
08:46Then I saw your uncle's face.
08:49Since then.
08:55Why are you laughing, Prapul?
08:57Aunty, I am giving him company.
09:02Bhavesh Kumar, you also laugh.
09:04Look, we are in a hurry.
09:06So laugh quickly.
09:08Bhavesh Kumar.
09:12Will you have something for breakfast?
09:15Yes, I was also going to ask the same.
09:17Look, there is no need for breakfast.
09:19Will you please introduce me to the girl?
09:21What will the girl's salary be?
09:23Mother.
09:25We have not come to look for a maid.
09:27We have come to see a girl for marriage.
09:30Mother has a memory problem.
09:33Very rare problem.
09:35Yes.
09:36Hansa also had fever yesterday.
09:38One minute.
09:40What has my mother's memory
09:42to do with sister-in-law's fever?
09:45Actually, Hansa had fever last night.
09:48Actually, Hansa had fever last night.
09:51Still she ate ice cream.
09:52So?
09:53So?
09:55Hansa doesn't remember that she has fever.
09:59Doesn't remember.
10:00Memory.
10:02Understood?
10:11Will you please introduce me to the girl?
10:13Who? Heera?
10:14She must be just leaving.
10:16Father.
10:17Father, I can't open the door from inside.
10:19Don't worry, Heera.
10:21Don't worry at all.
10:23We will definitely get you out of the bathroom one day.
10:26Not one day, father.
10:28Today.
10:29Today, we will have to get sister Heera out of the bathroom.
10:31Really?
10:32What a strange problem.
10:34I will ask her what was the need to go to the bathroom.
10:37Father, everyone needs to go to the bathroom one day.
10:40So what if sister Heera is my sister-in-law?
10:42She is not a human being.
10:46What is the matter, father?
10:47You seem to be in extra tension today.
10:49Won't I be tensed?
10:51Heera is in the bathroom.
10:52Really?
10:53So you were in the upper bathroom?
10:55Heera is locked in the bathroom.
10:58Oh, you mean from inside?
10:59No.
11:00All of us are in the bathroom.
11:01And she is locked from outside.
11:03Fool.
11:04All this happened because of me.
11:06I am leaving her alone for the first time in my life.
11:09Don't lie.
11:11You left her alone last week.
11:14That was in her life.
11:16Today is the first time in my life.
11:18Madhuri.
11:19Silence.
11:20Silence.
11:21Silence, Madhuri.
11:22Or I will beat you.
11:24So tell me.
11:26How did you let her go inside alone?
11:29Through the door.
11:31Very good.
11:32Then what happened?
11:33Then I said, sister, don't lock her from inside.
11:38Okay.
11:39So what did she say?
11:40I told Madhuri that I didn't lock her from inside.
11:43You locked her from outside.
11:45And I locked her.
11:49What do you mean?
11:51Madhuri.
11:52Let father answer.
11:54Tell me, father.
11:55I mean, you are all fools.
11:59The door is locked from outside.
12:01Not from inside.
12:02Very good.
12:04Keep it up.
12:06Hey.
12:11Dear.
12:12Are you okay?
12:13Are you okay?
12:14Later.
12:15Later.
12:16Get ready quickly.
12:18The groom's family is waiting for you.
12:20What if they are not unconscious?
12:22Why?
12:23Because this fool left them alone.
12:26What?
12:27That's what aunt wants to say.
12:30Bahush Kumar.
12:31Bahush Kumar.
12:32Look at this.
12:33Look at this photograph.
12:34Where am I in this?
12:35Tell me.
12:36Tell me.
12:37Good.
12:39Where am I in this?
12:40Tell me.
12:41Where am I in this photograph?
12:42Tell me.
12:43Tell me.
12:44Correct.
12:46Intelligent.
12:47Intelligent.
12:48Now look at this, Bahush Kumar.
12:50Bahush Kumar.
12:51He is standing here.
12:52He is my boss.
12:53Mine.
12:54In my office.
12:55Above me.
12:56Mine is...
12:57He respects me a lot.
12:59He comes to office everyday and calls me in the morning.
13:01Hello.
13:02Good morning, Praful.
13:03Listen.
13:04Close.
13:05Sunday grooming.
13:06Call me on Sunday.
13:08Did you see, Ansa?
13:09Did you see?
13:10Everyone knows.
13:11Yes, Ravi.
13:12You also told them.
13:13I have heard it 19 times.
13:15How many times?
13:16How many times?
13:1719 times.
13:20Will you please call the girl?
13:22Please.
13:25We are ready.
13:27Come, daughter.
13:28Come.
13:29Come.
13:30Come, daughter.
13:31Sit.
13:32Bahush Kumar.
13:33My sister.
13:39This is my daughter, Heera.
13:41Mother.
13:42Mother, get up.
13:43Has the train come?
13:44Mother, the train has come.
13:47Get up.
13:48Mother.
13:49Mother.
13:50Mother.
13:51Mother.
13:52Mother.
13:53Mother.
13:54Mother.
13:55Mother.
13:56Mom, we're not in the train. We're here to see a girl.
14:02Mom has a memory problem. A very rare problem.
14:07Babish Kumar, this is my younger sister, Heera.
14:11She's Heera.
14:16Hello, Heera.
14:20No, no. She's not Heera.
14:22She's not Heera. She's Heera's personal maid, Madhuri.
14:27Oh, I'm sorry. Actually, her face looks a lot like yours, so...
14:34Even our maids are treated like family members.
14:38Yes, Babuji treated Madhuri's mother like a family member.
14:43Isn't that right, Babuji?
14:46Ansah, shut up!
14:48Heera, this is Babish Kumar.
14:52And this is Asumati.
14:55Namaste. You took a long time to come.
14:59Yes, she was in the bathroom...
15:01Bathroom?
15:02She was making breakfast.
15:03Bathroom?
15:04Yes, dhokla is her secret recipe.
15:07So that no one finds out, she always makes dhokla in the bathroom.
15:10Please have some.
15:11No, no. Thank you.
15:15Mom, do you want to ask the girl something?
15:18Yes.
15:20Son, which station did you come from?
15:23Mom, we're not in the train. We're here to see the girl.
15:30By the way, Heera ji, how far have you studied?
15:34I'll tell you tomorrow.
15:35Why, haven't you got the results yet?
15:37No, it's her old habit. She takes time to do everything.
15:41She started making this breakfast yesterday afternoon.
15:44Please have some.
15:45No, thank you.
15:49Heera ji, would you like to ask something?
15:52Yes.
15:54Who is she?
15:55She's my mother.
15:56But she's alive.
15:58Yes, she's been alive.
16:02Oh.
16:04Who are the servants in the house?
16:07Heera ji, there's a big difference between a servant and a mother.
16:10We pay the servants to work.
16:12And the mother works for free.
16:14Right, mom?
16:16By the way, there's one servant who comes home once a year.
16:20Then who works for the remaining 364 days?
16:23Dad has taken retirement.
16:25Voluntary.
16:27Praful, what do you mean by voluntary?
16:30Bhavesh Kumar, it's me. I'll explain.
16:34Hansa, voluntary.
16:37Don't people go around to big billiards halls?
16:41Like dad, with a face full of tension.
16:44Voluntary.
16:46Bhavesh Kumar, I know everything.
16:49My English is...
16:51My English is...
16:52In school, everyone thought I was British.
16:54After listening to my English.
16:56Even in the office.
16:57In the office, everyone thought I was American.
17:00Once, I met you outside.
17:01Why? Why don't you tell me here?
17:03Are you sure about the marriage?
17:04No! No! No!
17:07Meera, every girl has to go to her in-laws' one day.
17:10Marry Bhavesh Kumar quietly.
17:13I'd rather jump and die than marry him.
17:17That's good.
17:18It's better.
17:19Anyone will do.
17:20Dad, push me.
17:21Wait. Wait.
17:24Let's try one more.
17:26Meera, your daughter is the only child.
17:29She's well-educated.
17:30She has a big house.
17:32Forget all that, Tulsi.
17:34Her main business is Pani Puri.
17:37You won't find such a good boy again and again.
17:40And what about her tasteless mother?
17:42Aunt, there's a living mother-in-law in that house.
17:46Mother-in-law.
17:48Dad, how could you even think of it?
17:50I'll marry into a house where...
17:53I'm ashamed to even say it.
17:56It's okay. Say it with shame.
17:58I told you, didn't I?
17:59I won't marry. I mean, I won't.
18:02Dad, I'm going in crying.
18:04Goodbye.
18:06Madhuri.
18:08Stop her.
18:10Oh, God.
18:12What's going on, kids?
18:13Recess.
18:14Paris has ruined my Pani Puri.
18:19Heera has failed Bhavesh Kumar.
18:21Really?
18:22How many marks?
18:23Not marks.
18:24Mothers.
18:25Only one?
18:26Oh, my God.
18:27She's such a silly girl.
18:29Girls are all the same.
18:31All of them are fools.
18:32So?
18:33Whether it's Babuji or our milkman.
18:35But who will make them understand?
18:38You are right.
18:39I'm even willing to marry a black thief.
18:42Okay, kids. I'm leaving. Bye.
18:46Oh, Tulsi.
18:49Yes.
18:51You're also thinking what I'm thinking.
18:54Yes. Free Pani Puri.
18:57If not Heera, then Meera.
18:59Correct.
19:00If Ghee falls, it's in Khichdi.
19:02Yes.
19:03Then stop her quickly.
19:15Yes, rickshaw driver.
19:16Let's go.
19:17Jashree, Meera is going somewhere in a rickshaw.
19:19Yes.
19:20Let's stop her.
19:21Yes.
19:22Wait a minute, Babuji.
19:23What are you doing?
19:24Why? What happened?
19:25Don't you want to finish the episode?
19:28Yes.
19:30Meera!
20:00Khichdi.