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Learn the epic story of how the titans were created and controlled by expert Alliance pilots. See Titan Speakerman and Titan TV Man fight against the evil Upgraded Scientist Toilet for control of the city.

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Transcript
00:00At this point, it's hard to remember when, or even how, the war started.
00:06No one thought a simple head in a toilet would turn into this much violence, this much bloodshed.
00:14It was a bloody, bloody massacre.
00:16Though they fought seriously and courageously, armed men were dropping like flies.
00:21No! Not like this! Not like this!
00:34Some days we appeared victorious. Others, the Skivities were clearly winning.
00:43This was one of those days. The Skivity toilets had simply outnumbered us.
00:47We knew our normal army wasn't enough to take down this wave of Skivity toilets.
00:51We were determined to turn the tide of the war, so we had to bring out our secret weapon.
00:56Hulking massive versions of ourselves with technological improvements we thought only existed in our dreams.
01:04We called them Titans.
01:06A different Titan existed for each of us.
01:08TV men, speaker men, cameraman.
01:12These mechanical behemoths, they were destined to be our salvation.
01:16A way to even the odds against the toilet Kreegans.
01:24But they needed pilots, our bravest soldiers at peak physical conditioning, trained for battle.
01:30With the power of our brand new Titans, they were sure to give the Skivity toilets a taste of their own medicine.
01:36And hopefully even more, because just as we became more and more advanced...
01:41Skivity bop bop!
01:43The Skivities continued to grow in power as well, their thirst for bloodshed rising and rising.
01:48The fun was finally beginning, and the end was in sight.
01:52You ready, pal?
01:54I was born ready.
01:58Skivity!
02:05Yes! It's working! Keep at it, boys! We're sure to take them out at this rate!
02:09Roger, roger that!
02:11The Titans did just what I knew they could.
02:13It was exactly what they were made for.
02:15They fulfilled their purpose.
02:17They wiped out all the Skivity toilet minions with ease.
02:21Good job, boys. These Skivities are toast.
02:24Of course, not all Skivity toilets are basic goons.
02:27But at least for a moment, the balance had shifted in our favor.
02:30We were more powerful than thousands of Skivity toilets combined.
02:34Uh, what is that?
02:36That is until they revealed their own secret weapon.
02:39What on earth is...
02:42What is that monster?
02:44I've never seen anything like that.
02:49Men, we don't know what that thing can do. Stay away from it at all costs.
02:53Heck no. I'm not going down without a fight.
02:56Me neither. There's no way that thing's stronger than us.
02:59You want a piece of me?
03:05What do I do? It's malfunctioning!
03:08Get out of there! It's overheating!
03:10Speaker Man, catch me!
03:17Don't worry. I've got your back. Just...
03:20No!
03:28The Titans are down. I repeat, Titans are down. What do we do?
03:33Leave it to me. I should be able to control them remotely.
03:36Well, what do we do? We're useless without our Titans.
03:39Unfortunately, I think that may be true.
03:41As long as I'm here to control them, though, we might have a fighting shot, but...
03:45Oh no!
03:47They're trying to get into the base!
03:49If they get in here and kill me, the Skivities will get control of the Titans.
03:52And with them combined alongside that thing, we're dead meat!
03:55You need to wipe them out before they breach our security. Can you do that?
03:59Roger that. You keep us safe from that big guy, and we'll keep you safe from the little guys.
04:04But we couldn't take them out without the Titans.
04:06How are we supposed to do it on our own? We don't even have weapons.
04:10Sure we do.
04:13Right. But the base is still miles away. We'll never make it in time on foot.
04:18Way ahead of you!
04:20Top in, loser. We're going Skivity hunting.
04:24I've never had to do this before, but I've built them. Hopefully I can figure it out.
04:28Luckily, I put in some backup features. You can never be too careful.
04:35All right, Titans. Let's see what you're really capable of.
04:53Can't this thing go any faster?
04:55I got the pedal to the metal, man. What else do you want from me?
04:58Better driving would be nice. The Titans will be scrap metal by the time we arrive.
05:03Listen, man. I'm worried about the Titans, too. But we're going as fast as possible.
05:07And being negative isn't helping anything. You just gotta believe, okay?
05:12You're right. I'm sorry.
05:14Good. Now hold on!
05:18Nothing's working! Titan TV-Man is getting tossed around like nothing!
05:22This Skivity thing is relentless! How are you guys holding up?
05:25We made it all the way back to base, but the place is already overrun.
05:28Our best bet is to keep them out of your lab.
05:31Speaker-Man!
05:34That good enough for ya?
05:35Duck!
05:40I think we might be able to make this work after all.
05:42They won't know what hit them.
05:44Don't get cocky now! Look where they're going!
05:48They're heading for the lab! Come on!
05:50Skivity-bop-bop!
06:01Come on! I've gotta shake them!
06:07Yes! Pretty good for not being much of a gamer.
06:10Huh? Guys, you gotta hurry up! They're gonna break in any second!
06:15Hey, Freaks! Lookie here!
06:17If you want inside the lab, you'll have to go through us!
06:24Guys, I know you got your hands full out there, but you need to know something.
06:27What is it?
06:28There's two entrances into the lab.
06:30They've managed to find the secret back door, and they're almost through!
06:34We're on it!
06:40Man down! Man down!
06:42It's okay. We've still got Ty and Speaker-Man as long as those toilets don't find a way in.
06:48Stay away from me!
06:53Skivity-bop-bop!
06:56Oh, yes, yes!
07:00No! The Ty and Speaker-Man is a sitting duck!
07:03He's dead without me to control him!
07:07Skivity...
07:10It's all over. The Titans, my life's work, ruined.
07:25Not if we have anything to say about it!
07:32Fire the plasma beam! Now!
07:41The Titans! They're destroyed!
07:43Yes, but so is the Skivity.
07:46I'm sorry, Camera Scientist. I know how much the Titans meant to you.
07:49You spent years constructing them.
07:51None of that matters now.
07:53All that's important is that we get to live and fight another day.

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