Buenas noches y Buenafuente2 fue un programa de televisión español emitido en Antena 3, presentado por Andreu Buenafuente y dirigido por el propio Buenafuente y Berto Romero. Contaba con la colaboración de José Corbacho. Se emitía los domingos a las 22:00, y fue estrenado el 15 de abril de 2012. El 18 de mayo del mismo año, la cadena confirmó a los medios su decisión de cancelar el espacio por baja audiencia.3 El programa se despidió definitivamente de la parrilla el 27 de mayo de 2012.
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00:00Yes, I think it's mysterious.
00:21Thank you, Herman.
00:22Friends of La Nave de la Risa...
00:23I'm sorry, I've needed a lot of time to think about it.
00:26No, it's normal.
00:28It's in line with your ability.
00:30But let's take a break for the publicity.
00:32Mysterious, because there aren't many, but we'll stop anyway.
00:37And when we come back, we'll introduce you to the mysterious world of the Giant Translators.
00:44I know you won't be able to stop waiting for the show to come back.
00:48Giant Translators.
00:49Ciro Santos, what is that?
00:51Giant Translators.
00:53Legend, tradition...
00:56We'll tell you.
00:58Giant Translators
01:11Good evening.
01:13Good evening, friends. Welcome back to La Nave de la Risa.
01:18Any message, Carmen?
01:20Yes, yes, yes.
01:22An anonymous message.
01:24Maybe you shouldn't wait until you're 67 to retire.
01:30Before, friends, we've seen this photo.
01:33And now we ask ourselves, why does it have such disproportionate size?
01:38Could it be that inside the carcass, there's a short man who translates?
01:45Has it reached that point of nanotechnology?
01:48Of nanotechnology?
01:50Of nanotechnology.
01:52Was it necessary to have the size, why not say, of your nose, Carmen?
01:58Or maybe it's so big because it's able to translate any message.
02:02Well, yes, look, it's the latter.
02:05I think it has a certain logic, the latter.
02:07From the beyond.
02:09Ah, okay, well, it doesn't make sense anymore.
02:12To the people from the beyond.
02:14We've managed, Carmen, you know that our research team is sagacious,
02:18quantum,
02:19hyper-sharp.
02:20Hyper-sharp.
02:21Hyper-sharp.
02:22No, hyper-sharp is another mystery.
02:24We'll investigate it.
02:25It was inside the...
02:26You have there, next to you, dear colleague, another translator.
02:29Identical.
02:30Why not say it?
02:31The one used by the president of the government.
02:34Put it on.
02:35A double whopper with cheese.
02:37Yes.
02:39Attention, Carmen.
02:40You receive me.
02:43Hello, Carmen.
02:44Hello.
02:45Yes, yes.
02:46I hear you very well.
02:47Curiously, I hear you more through this ear than through this one.
02:49Me too.
02:50Let's go with the first message from the beyond,
02:53which, thanks to this device, we can decipher, friends.
02:55Let's see.
02:56Come, come.
02:57I've known them for thousands of years.
03:01Meh, meh, meh, meh.
03:03This is not...
03:04What is that?
03:05No, no, no.
03:06What is that?
03:07Disgusting, my God.
03:08Yes, it's disgusting, but it's not psychophony.
03:09It's the Duchess of Alba doing her classic meh, meh, meh.
03:12What?
03:13Meh, meh, meh.
03:14Meh, meh, meh.
03:15Meh, meh, meh.
03:17What a leonic camera you are, Carmen.
03:20Yes, but what does it say?
03:21Nothing.
03:22What does it say when you actually hear meh, meh, meh, meh, meh?
03:26Let's check it out.
03:28I'm too old to get married.
03:30I prefer to enjoy sex without ties.
03:37That is...
03:38That is the translation that our device gives us.
03:41It's overwhelming.
03:42Almost a cry for help, right?
03:43Yes, it will be a cry for help, but from the groom.
03:45From the groom.
03:47Let's go with the second psychophony.
03:48Go ahead, colleagues.
03:56This is a spirit trapped in a place it doesn't like.
04:00Yes, the same thing happens to the poison.
04:02Let's go.
04:03Let's go.
04:04No, it's trapped in a place it doesn't like, man.
04:07Let's listen to the translation.
04:09I don't like to meddle in the management of the savings accounts.
04:12Especially in the one of that son of a bitch.
04:15It's really overwhelming.
04:17And finally, Carmen, let's listen to a psychophony
04:19that I have captured myself with a device in your house.
04:22In my house? In the house of mystery?
04:24Of Iker and Carmen?
04:25No, in Berto's house.
04:27Ah.
04:28Berto.
04:29Now Berto comes in to shine.
04:31Before it was Carmen and now it's Berto.
04:33They don't have it very expensive.
04:34You don't care, do you?
04:35You go on your own.
04:37Sometimes it's Carmen, sometimes it's Berto.
04:39You've sneaked into my house and put a microphone in my house.
04:41Yes, and not only that.
04:43I've put a cable connected to the microphone
04:45and a receiver that I've called provisionally a recorder.
04:51You're an expert with technology.
04:54This is what has caught my attention, friends,
04:56because it can hurt your sensitivity.
04:57Listen.
04:58Hi, mom.
04:59Yes, I'm fed up with Andrés.
05:02He's going crazy.
05:04I don't want to know what's inside that big head of his.
05:08There must be a lot of things, yes, but no.
05:10I can't take it anymore.
05:12I think I'm going to break my relationship with him.
05:20Mysterious, isn't it?
05:25What did you want to say?
05:26Well, it was a joke.
05:28We're humorists in my house.
05:29We do funny things.
05:30My mother is also a humorist.
05:31I'm her worst joke.
05:35A little bit.
05:36But I...
05:39I ask you, Carmen,
05:40have you heard the same as me?
05:43Have you heard that strange sound at the end of the speech?
05:47Let's repeat it, friends.
05:52Ah, that's what caught your attention.
05:55What is that?
05:56A manifestation of a spirit that was inside you?
06:00What caught my attention in the recording is that.
06:02It's a chicken.
06:03It's a chicken?
06:04Yes.
06:05I only have ears for the mysterious.
06:07You know me.
06:08Well, yes.
06:09It was a spirit.
06:10A thick and green spirit.
06:13Like the one in the ghost houses.
06:15I call it ectoplasm.
06:16Ectoplasm.
06:17There we are.
06:18Ectoplasm.
06:19Ectoplasm.
06:20One of the great secrets of the history of occultism.
06:22Does it exist?
06:23Legend?
06:24Tradition?
06:25No, it doesn't exist.
06:26Yes?
06:27And what did you do?
06:28Did you submit to an exorcism?
06:30Yes, of course.
06:31An exorcism.
06:32With the great wizard Vix Vaporups.
06:37Yes, yes.
06:38He came to my house.
06:39He got inside me.
06:40Tell us.
06:41We want to know more.
06:42He got inside me and he cast his magic.
06:44And he expelled the spirit from me.
06:46Incredible.
06:47Look.
06:48I have it here.
06:49In this cleaner.
06:50Do you want to see it?
06:53Disgusting.
06:54Carmen, let's see what our experts in mystery think about today's section.
06:59Take it.
07:00Save it for later.
07:01Carmen, this one has some good ham.
07:04Ham is what you eat.
07:06Fat flash.
07:08Thank you, Carmen.
07:09Thank you all.