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00:00Deadpool you need to listen to me. Mr. Sinister has taken over chance. I believe we used to date
00:11Were you even paying attention Wolverine rogue? Hey, you're here too. I reading the script
00:18Like the girl said we got to go to Genosha if we're gonna stop. Mr. Sinister from wait Genosha the island
00:24Hey, we'll have to fly there. Are we taking the Blackbird? Oh, I always wanted to fly the Blackbird
00:29No goddamn way
00:53See
00:54Montage works every time we crashed. Yeah, but we crashed on Genosha. Oh
01:03Wolvie time to wake up rise and shine stubby
01:09Wake up up at Adam
01:11Fine, then that's for all the clowns. That's for never calling just to say hi
01:16That's because I get aroused when I slap people
01:19That's for all the furry midgets in the world. That's because I feel like what?
01:24You wake up wake up. That's because the player keeps messing the button. That's because I like slapping fleshy things with this hand
01:31That's for being in more comics than me
01:36That's for making me hate you that's for never taking us to the prom
01:42That's for always working late. That's for being short. That's for stabbing me in the heart
01:48Literally, that's for never let me fly the Blackbird except when I crashed it. That's for being the worst wingman in bromance history
01:54That's because I want to see if the player keeps doing this
01:57That's for all the hot gamer girls out there. Hey, call me. That's for being a total douche
02:03That's for never washing the dishes. That's for last year's white elephant gift. Who wants a white elephant and finally
02:10That's because the whole setup just added five minutes of bonus play to the most awesome game ever devised by mutant or man
02:16I guess he's not waking up curious. Looks like we're flying solo boys
02:25Rectum darn near killed him
02:32Wreck him darn near killed him
02:38Talk about breaking the suspension of disbelief
02:41What is this strange new world death has presented us with?
02:45It's genosha. We're back on the surface. I love it. It's very French
02:51Focus we should get to oh my god. What's that over there?
03:01Smell cheap hot sauce Deadpool. I know you're around here
03:08What were you doing over there just a little surprise for our player what
03:14Yeah, whatever we gotta move we need everybody on this one if we're gonna stop sinister that means you too
03:21Yeah, duh. It's my game game
03:25This is serious. You quit scratching your ass bub and get into the fight
03:43Launch sequence initiator
03:48Aerodynamic stabilizer activated
03:54Carpool lane buddy seated and comfy
04:02Advance propulsion systems
04:14Of course we need fuel
04:28What's this baby at sixty nine point nine miles per hour
04:39Oh
04:42My god, what's that over there?
04:58Were you doing over there just a little surprise for our player
05:11I
05:42I
05:51Didn't sign up for this
06:11Oh
06:22What a bunch of chumps
06:35Everything by
06:41Oh
07:06Well, here we are the moment of truth, can you believe it, you know, I wasn't sure
07:11But gotta say you crushed it. Well, we crushed we make an amazing team nearly brings us to tears
07:20We should do this more often
07:21We thought it'd be better for the game if we did it this way, you know
07:25Giving you the glory after we did all the work. Just push your button to execute our super awesome amazing plan
07:31Oh
07:34Sinister is standing right up. Shut up stupid. Don't spoil it. Okay, go ahead player. Whatever you're ready
07:44Just push the button
07:47Oh, did you want to go make a sandwich while the master villain stands behind me ready to strike?
07:52Oh, I'll go right ahead. We'll wait. I
07:55Know it can be hard to execute a long string of button presses like this one, but you can do it
08:00We believe in you
08:04Still here FYI
08:07Come on player, come on, we've climbed the mountaintop together. Don't give up now
08:17This totally reminds me of that one time with those other dudes when we totally did that one thing and everyone busted up laughing because
08:23What's-his-name fell over to that other guy and we were all like push that damn button
08:30Oh
08:38Wait, that was the real sinister, right?
08:44Seriously roll credits we're done here