• 6 months ago
Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy.
Transcript
00:00I told you you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now get the fuck out of my bar
00:06Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave
00:10Hi peanut, I'm gonna need you to come with me right now
00:14Look lady. I'm not interested. All right. Well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick. So upsy-daisy
00:20Oh
00:22Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40. You don't want this
00:27Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead. I suggest you reconsider
00:38I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about
00:42Not my fucking problem, is that what you said when your world went to shit
00:49Come again this Wolverine let down his entire world
00:57I
01:01Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback, uh, go fuck yourself
01:15I don't know anything about saving world, but you do
01:21Trust me kid. I'm no hero. You were an ex-man
01:27You were the x-man
01:32I'm soaking wet right now
01:47Boys are so silly. This is what I'm talking about
01:56Slow-motion action sequence
02:00Who knows if you live or die
02:06Let's fucking go let's fucking go
02:19When I do some cocaine hey, okay, it's the one thing that Feige said is off-limits
02:24What about Bolivian marching about no all the slang terms
02:27They have a list even snowboarding even disco dust white girl interrupted even for us bump. Do you want to build a snowman? Yes
02:46It's been a challenging few years for sure, but I'm happy
02:50That is because of each and every one of you I'm the luckiest man alive make a wish buddy
03:03We Wilson who's asking
03:10That's supposed to be scary pegging isn't new for me friend. Oh, but it is for Disney
03:20I
03:25Miss Wilson you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious. I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
03:32Why am I here walk with me?
03:38Wait you are special
03:43This is your chance to be a hero among heroes
03:50I
03:52Smell what you're stepping in sensei your little cinematic universe is about to change forever
04:00I'm the Messiah I am
04:06Marvel Jesus
04:19Oh
04:30God I love this part
04:32Wait
04:48Don't just stand there you ape give me a hand up. Nope. I'm actually okay. Thank you very much
05:02You

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