Mr.Unlucky Can Only Kiss (2022) EP.1 ENG SUB
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00:00Oh, the weather is so nice!
00:12My name is Fukuhara Kouta. I'm a third-year university student.
00:16As the name suggests, I'm surrounded by a lot of happiness every day.
00:22I was born on Strawberry Day, January 5th.
00:29I like strawberry crepes.
00:32I hate insects and bell peppers.
00:35My hobby is exercising.
00:37My specialty is getting along with people.
00:41I'm looking for a boyfriend.
00:44My type is an honest and kind boy.
00:47Oh, but I guess I like people who I've fallen in love with.
00:56All right.
00:57My university's campus changes every two to three years.
01:01So today is a new campus debut for me.
01:08I'm sure I'll have new and wonderful encounters and more fulfilling days.
01:14After all, I'm just like my name.
01:21Oh, poop! Poop!
01:23Don't look at that.
01:24Poop! Poop!
01:25I'm Fukuhara Kouta, a lump of good luck and full of happiness.
01:31No way!
01:33No way!
01:40I...
01:41No, my real profile is...
01:44I'm sure I was born on Strawberry Day.
01:46But when I eat strawberries, I'm always the only one who eats insects.
01:50Or...
01:52Sour!
01:54My favorite food is beer and gyoza.
01:59But no matter how much I like it, I can't have it all at once.
02:15What I hate the most is...
02:18children who cry right away...
02:21I'm not bleeding.
02:23and delay trains.
02:26and delay trains.
02:28Oh, poop!
02:56I'm here, Melody.
02:59In this big world, I sometimes get lost.
03:07I don't want to change.
03:09I'm perfect as I am.
03:27My future dream is to sleep and earn a lot of money.
03:31My favorite type is a person with a good face.
03:35My name is a lie that represents the sun.
03:41What? What? What?
03:43Poop!
03:44What is this?
03:46I don't care about my name.
03:48I've always had small misfortunes, both unnatural and unreasonable.
03:54And then I finally came to a truth.
03:59I'm an unfortunate person.
04:03I've been pretending to be a normal person,
04:06keeping a shallow relationship with people so as not to involve others in misfortune.
04:12So I've never gotten along with a certain person.
04:17Hey, Fukuhara, what's wrong?
04:19You're wet.
04:21Oh, no problem.
04:24This will dry quickly.
04:26Refreshing.
04:28Oh, Professor Kawahara's psychology class is over there, right?
04:32Ah, thank you.
04:36Have you ever told yourself, I love you?
04:40No, I haven't.
04:42No, I haven't.
04:44Have you ever told yourself, I love you?
04:46No, I haven't.
04:48No, I haven't.
04:50Have you ever told yourself, I love you?
04:52No, I haven't.
04:56Psychology is about learning the mind.
05:02So what is the mind?
05:06It is the consciousness or unconsciousness in a human being.
05:15What is consciousness?
05:17Professor Kawahara is still talking nonsense.
05:21I know.
05:23By the way, Miki, what's with that bracelet?
05:26This?
05:27It's good, isn't it?
05:28It's a rose-colored power stone that boosts your love fortune.
05:32When I was in college, I bought it at Kirari-sama's place because I wanted to make a boyfriend.
05:37Kirari-sama?
05:39It's super famous in the SPK area and has 200,000 followers.
05:43This bracelet was also purified at Kirari-sama's place.
05:47Isn't it amazing?
05:49Kirari's Happy Kirakira Kirarin!
05:52Today, I'm going to tell you how to live happily with a Kirakira aura.
05:57It's amazing to be called Kirari.
06:01Really?
06:08By the way, doesn't it smell?
06:12That smell...
06:14It's probably...
06:15No, it's definitely me.
06:17In the bucket of water just now...
06:19I don't want to.
06:21The back of my shoes...
06:28If I lose the refreshing me full of cleanliness that I built up to hide my clothes,
06:33it won't be funny.
06:36Episode 2
06:40I wonder if they'll come.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Well, as long as there are girls.
06:44Yeah, that's true.
06:46Yeah.
06:48Oh, Fukahara!
06:50Good work.
06:52You know where the welcome party is tonight, right?
06:54Oh, was it Izayoi?
06:57Oh, yeah.
06:58I'm going to change at home first.
07:00Oh, I see.
07:01Yeah.
07:02See you later.
07:03See you later.
07:05See you later.
07:07He's really refreshing.
07:09Yeah.
07:10But I think he's drunk.
07:12It's just your imagination.
07:14Wait a minute!
07:15Shinomiya-kun!
07:17We have time until the welcome party, but what should we do?
07:20We were talking about making tea.
07:22What do you think?
07:23Right?
07:24Oh, yes.
07:25I have something to do.
07:27Izayoi was at the store, right?
07:29See you there.
07:31Yes.
07:32Bye.
07:33Bye.
07:34Yes.
07:35Oh, that's too bad.
07:38But it's wonderful.
07:41Eh?
07:42Miki, are you going to go to that level from the beginning?
07:46Eh?
07:47Yeah.
07:48Because I have this.
07:51Eh?
07:56Oh, I'm thirsty.
07:59Well, just make a shallow acquaintance and get on with it.
08:04After all, I'm...
08:05Watch out!
08:06Eh?
08:07Oh!
08:13I'm going to die.
08:15Are you okay?
08:19I'm okay.
08:22You look good.
08:24That's good.
08:26Are you hurt?
08:27I pulled you by force.
08:29Eh? No, I'm fine.
08:32Um, thank you very much.
08:35Oh.
08:36Eh? Wait a minute.
08:38Wow.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:40Treatment...
08:41Do it, do it.
08:42It's fine.
08:43But...
08:44It's just a scratch.
08:45Besides, it's better than you getting hurt.
08:50What's with this handsome guy?
08:52Is there really someone who says something like this?
08:56Um, at least thank me.
08:58Oh, sorry.
09:02Senpai, don't call me so many times.
09:05I know.
09:07It's Izayoi, right?
09:10Well, see you later.
09:12Eh? Could it be...
09:17Well then, once again, welcome to the Kawahara Seminar of the New Year.
09:21The toast is to Professor Kawahara!
09:24Cheers!
09:29Learning psychology means, as I said in today's lecture,
09:34learning the mind.
09:36Professor! Professor!
09:37What?
09:38Today is a meeting, so don't do that.
09:40Ah, right.
09:41Yes, let's go.
09:43Well then, welcome to the Kawahara Seminar.
09:45Cheers!
09:46Cheers!
09:48Cheers!
09:51Cheers!
09:55Senpai, I'm counting on you.
09:57Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat.
09:59Yes, let's eat.
10:03Sensei, let's eat.
10:08Shinomiya and Fukuhara-kun, thank you for coming to our seminar.
10:11Oh, I ordered a cocktail on my own, is that okay?
10:14Oh, it's okay. I love cocktails.
10:17I'm glad.
10:18When I saw it, I thought it was a cocktail.
10:21Do you understand?
10:24I'm a raw and concentrated type, you idiot.
10:29Even so...
10:36Like a hyena, the girls are in my seat.
10:39In other words, I can see that they're aiming for Shinomiya's seat.
10:43But Shinomiya is still the same.
10:46Still the same?
10:48Last year, I dropped out of Germany.
10:50I was in the same class as this guy on the previous campus.
10:53And all the girls I liked were in love with him.
10:56I didn't do anything.
10:58I know, I know.
11:00This lucky guy.
11:02Lucky guy?
11:04That's right.
11:05This guy is really lucky.
11:07If he wins a lottery or something, he'll definitely win the top prize.
11:10And he'll always win a ticket with a fucking high probability.
11:13What?
11:15Of course, he'll always win a ticket with a high probability.
11:20If I win a ticket with a high probability, I'll definitely win a ticket with a high probability.
11:26He won't even give me a single ticket.
11:32Anyway, everything he does is good.
11:36It's just a coincidence.
11:38I'm jealous.
11:40I'm jealous.
11:42What's up with this lucky guy?
11:47And now,
11:49it's time for our usual
11:52Just One Nerae
11:54one minute self-introduction time.
11:58What is this?
12:02Who should go first?
12:05First, Tsujimura-kun.
12:07What?
12:09Come over here.
12:13Look at everyone's direction.
12:15I don't know what to say.
12:17Here I go.
12:19Start!
12:21I'm Tsujimura Asaku.
12:23I've known Shinomiya and Mugi since high school.
12:29That's about it.
12:31That's it?
12:33It's only been 13 seconds.
12:35Then I'll continue.
12:39I'm Sasaki Mugi, who loves fashion.
12:41There's a furugi in front of the station, right?
12:43I work there. Everyone, please come!
12:46Today, I'm going to eat, drink, and make a girlfriend!
12:5252 seconds.
12:54My future dream is to become a counsellor.
12:57That's it.
12:591 minute and 3 seconds.
13:03I'm Shinomiya Naoya.
13:05My hobby is working out.
13:07I work out 3 times a week.
13:11I also like leather clothes.
13:13I collect them a lot.
13:15That's it for today.
13:17Thank you.
13:19That's it.
13:21I got it!
13:221 minute and just!
13:24As expected!
13:26As expected of Kyo-un!
13:28Really?
13:30That Kyo-un.
13:32Just a little is fine, so give it to me!
13:34Amazing.
13:37The last one is Fukuhara-kun.
13:41Give it to me!
13:42It's unfair!
13:44Fukuhara-chan!
13:45Fukuhara-kun, please.
13:55Fukuhara-kun!
13:59Fukuhara-kun!
14:00Fukuhara-kun!
14:03It's Fukuhara-kun's turn.
14:05Yes.
14:06What's wrong?
14:07I'm sorry.
14:08I think I got drunk.
14:10I'm sorry.
14:11Eh?
14:12Yes.
14:13Today's last self-introduction.
14:15It's Fukuhara-kun.
14:16Go ahead!
14:18I'm Fukuhara Kota.
14:20My birthday is January 5th.
14:23It's strawberry day.
14:24My favorite food is strawberry crepe.
14:27My least favorite food is...
14:35Um...
14:38What was it?
14:41What was it?
14:42Eh?
14:43Quiz?
14:44Quiz?
14:45Wait, let me think.
14:46No, no, no.
14:47That's all.
14:48Unfortunately, 29 seconds.
14:53That's all.
14:55That was the self-introduction for 1 minute.
14:58Good job.
15:02Good job.
15:05Did you like the beer?
15:07Ah, yeah.
15:09Thank you.
15:11Why beer?
15:16Well, I know it's a good beer.
15:21And tonight...
15:28Yahoo!
15:31That was so much fun!
15:36I didn't get splashed by the staff once.
15:40And I didn't get spat at by anyone.
15:44Ah, what a nice smell.
15:46What is this heaven?
15:48Could it be...
15:50I'm going to die?
15:54Huh?
15:59There's no way I'm going to die.
16:03You've been following me this whole time!
16:06You idiot!
16:09Ow...
16:14But still...
16:18Why all of a sudden?
16:22Could it be...
16:24I'm going to die!
16:29I wouldn't be surprised if I broke a bone with that.
16:33And tonight's drinking party...
16:38I'm supposed to get drunk, get drunk, get drunk...
16:41I'm supposed to have a lot on my mind.
16:44This is scary!
16:48Could it be...
16:50Isn't this really scary?
16:52He's the one who's been avoiding me?
16:59Shinomiya-kun, could you give me your number?
17:03Yeah, sure.
17:05Really?
17:06I'm fine!
17:07Don't worry about it!
17:10Um...
17:12It's Fukuhara-kun.
17:14I want to talk to you about something.
17:18Shinomiya?
17:19Yeah.
17:20I'll be right back.
17:22Hurry back!
17:24Sorry.
17:25Bye-bye.
17:28It's kind of...
17:30amazing.
17:33To be honest, it's a relief.
17:35Talk to me.
17:36Um...
17:38I only know Shinomiya-kun on this campus.
17:41I was hoping we could hang out together.
17:44What?
17:46Is that so?
17:47Not at all.
17:48Really?
17:49I'm so happy!
17:51So, where should we go?
17:53You got me, handsome Shinomiya.
17:56Today, I'm going to test the effects of your avoidance of misfortune!
18:02So, do you want to go to the cafeteria?
18:04Yeah!
18:05I was hungry, too.
18:07Let's go.
18:13Huh?
18:18Aren't you tired?
18:19You're avoiding me all of a sudden?
18:21Do you like radio controls?
18:23No, not at all.
18:25Let's go.
18:29No, it's too early to be happy.
18:38The chopsticks broke cleanly!
18:42I can't believe it's my first time eating something this good.
18:51The coffee's delicious, too.
18:54This is heavy.
18:56Do you drink coffee, too?
18:57Yeah.
18:58It's going to spill!
19:01It will!
19:02It's definitely going to spill!
19:07It's heavy!
19:09I'll leave it to you.
19:11Thank you.
19:13Thank you.
19:17Evacuation?
19:19What is this?
19:21It looks interesting.
19:29I can't hit it.
19:33Where should I go next?
19:35What should I do?
19:39It's so much better!
19:41Thank you!
19:43I can't get angry!
19:45It's so much better!
19:47Where should I go next?
19:49What should I do?
19:55It didn't fall!
19:57Amazing!
19:59Amazing!
20:01Amazing!
20:03What?
20:05What?
20:07Sorry.
20:09I've been staring at you.
20:11Fukuhara, your eyes are sparkling.
20:13Fukuhara, your eyes are sparkling.
20:15I see.
20:17But...
20:19It was really fun.
20:27You're cute.
20:29You're cute.
20:31You're like a dog.
20:33You're like a dog.
20:35A dog?
20:37A dog?
20:39That's not true.
20:41That's not true.
20:43You're too scary.
20:45If I were to say that with this face,
20:47If I were to say that with this face,
20:49everyone would say,
20:51This man is a natural man!
20:55You're dangerous.
20:57If I get involved with this guy,
20:59I'm going to end up bleeding.
21:01I'm going to end up bleeding.
21:03What?
21:05Nothing.
21:07Let's go.
21:09Okay.
21:13But...
21:15I can't give up this flight to Fukuoka.
21:17But...
21:19Shinomiya-kun.
21:21Shinomiya-kun.
21:23Shinomiya-kun.
21:25I have a favor to ask you.
21:27I have a favor to ask you.
21:31In order to use this lucky guy,
21:33In order to use this lucky guy,
21:35I want you to...
21:37I want you to...
21:39I want you to date me.
21:41I want you to date me.
21:47Is that a no?
21:49Is that a no?
21:53Did I make a mistake?
21:59Fine.
22:03Fine. I'll date you.
22:05Fine. I'll date you.
22:07Really?
22:09Thank you.
22:19Thank you.
22:39That...
22:41That was...
22:45If you're my girlfriend, I'll kiss you.
22:49If you're my girlfriend, I'll kiss you.
22:55What?
22:57That's not what I meant!
23:19That's not what I meant!
23:45I don't know Shinomiya.
23:47I don't know Shinomiya.
23:49I'll be with you all day long.
23:51Shinomiya-kun!
23:53I can't lose my girlfriend.
23:55I'm really sorry.
23:57I'm really sorry.