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00:20Hey, Mom, how many times have I told you
00:22not to tuck me in while I'm sleeping?
00:24You're doing too much, Carol.
00:26Dad!
00:28Move!
00:30Two!
00:31Much!
00:32Lips and eyebrows!
00:34-♪♪
00:40Communicating
00:42can sometimes feel painful
00:45when coupled with facial reaction.
00:50-♪♪
00:52No signs of aging,
00:55faces without wrinkles
00:58express something on their own.
01:04Kids!
01:06Move!
01:07Two!
01:09Much!
01:10Lips and eyebrows!
01:13-♪♪
01:24I have to remember to count the candles
01:26on Madam Butterfly's cake again.
01:28Hi, Sunshine!
01:29You know that aftershave Benji has
01:31that you like so much?
01:32I wanted to get you some,
01:34but we can only buy it on the Internet,
01:36so I ordered some.
01:37Really?
01:38Hmm?
01:39I'm going to shoot some baskets.
01:41You're doing too much, Carol.
01:43Yes, I know.
01:44Fred!
01:45Wait!
01:46I ran downtown,
01:47even though it was rush hour,
01:49and I had a ball signed by your favorite player.
01:55Please stop.
01:57Hmm?
01:58Oh!
01:59I wanted so much to make him happy.
02:01What planet do you come from
02:03where mothers can make their teenagers happy, Carol?
02:06What do you mean you were invited?
02:08Your mom wanted to make you happy, Sunshine.
02:11Carol is blanketing you with her good intentions.
02:14Yeah, well, it feels more like smothering.
02:17Fred!
02:18Are you all right?
02:20Did you choke on a little bone?
02:23Fred!
02:26Idiot.
02:29The ginger sorbet is in the freezer,
02:31and I've got the tofu marinating,
02:33and the miso soup smells bizarre enough.
02:36Did you find out how to say happy birthday in Japanese?
02:39お誕生日おめでとうございます。
02:42I didn't understand a word you said.
02:44I have to hide Madam Butterfly's gift.
02:46It's just so big that the balcony's the only place I could put it.
02:50Goodness!
02:51Where can I hide it?
02:52Gee, how about the balcony?
02:54Oh, good idea!
02:59Hmm?
03:00You still looking for a job on the weekends?
03:02Yeah, but no luck yet.
03:03Too bad.
03:04You could be saving to buy yourself a nice car.
03:06The right car can be alluring for the ladies.
03:09You've got a car.
03:10Where's all your ladies?
03:12You're right.
03:13What could be the problem?
03:14The bait driving the car?
03:16Oh, it's funny.
03:18I've always enjoyed the tang of your sweet and sour humor.
03:23Miso soup?
03:24Tofu tempura?
03:25It's all here.
03:26Carol, you spoiled him.
03:27Paul, how old are you again?
03:29It's not my birthday.
03:31It's yours.
03:33You're a big goof.
03:34It almost seems like that with all these Japanese dishes.
03:40Go ahead.
03:41Open it.
03:42Can't Paul open his own gift?
03:44You're getting old, young man.
03:46I help you.
03:51A walker on wheels!
03:52My dream!
03:53You're so lucky, Mr. Paul.
03:57I have another surprise, but for my sunshine.
04:00Why am I not surprised?
04:02Guess who I called earlier?
04:05Joanna Gentili!
04:07I get the feeling I should be impressed.
04:09Who's that?
04:10The president of the Association of Volunteers?
04:13A veritable social celebrity.
04:15I used all my connections and found you a job on the weekends!
04:22Don't start with that!
04:23Mother, do you realize that you're smothering me?
04:26Why are you so hard on me, Fred?
04:28One day, you'll appreciate what I do for you.
04:32What is it this time?
04:34It's a park supervisor.
04:36You have to go meet your partner at 7.30.
04:38Why don't you look happy?
04:40Au contraire!
04:41His exaltation would burst forth from every pore of his skin
04:44if his emotional deodorant wasn't so effective.
04:47Don't go down the stairs too fast, Fred.
04:49Don't talk to strangers, Fred.
04:51Don't pee in your bath, Fred.
04:53She's always on my case.
04:54What heartwarming devotion.
04:58Hey!
04:59Didn't your mother ever tell you to watch where you're going?
05:01Fight me!
05:07Is one of you guys named Fred?
05:09Yeah, me.
05:11Hey there, partner.
05:12My name's Margo. I'm a counselor.
05:21I give beginner rollerblading lessons.
05:23You're going to be responsible for enforcing the park rules.
05:27You're going to be happy!
05:29I found the T-shirt you wanted,
05:31the video game you wanted,
05:33the kind of gum you wanted,
05:35and the Margo you didn't even know you wanted.
05:39All right!
05:42So, that's about it.
05:43See you tomorrow at 10?
05:45Bye!
05:46It would appear that love comes faster when it's on rollerblades.
05:56I put out everything you like for breakfast.
05:58I even went to the grocery store at 6 a.m.
06:00to buy you string cheese.
06:02Carol, you're doing too much.
06:04Thanks, Mom. You're the best.
06:08Did you see?
06:09Paul, did you?
06:13Good morning, Madam Butterfly.
06:15Huh? Who's that?
06:18Good morning, Miss Worry Not.
06:24Hey, Fred.
06:25All right, Fred.
06:32Thank you. I thought I'd read your fortune in the sushi rice.
06:35I know how much you love that.
06:37Just give me a minute to catch my breath.
06:40Fred just kissed me.
06:43Okay, whatever you say. I'm going to the living room.
06:47Carol, I don't want to upset or worry you,
06:49but something strange is going on, alarming,
06:52and deeply disturbing with Fred.
06:54Goodness! What is it?
06:56He's so perky.
06:59Yes, it's great to see him like that, huh?
07:02The subject's mother is unbelievably naive.
07:05He's got a part-time job. I think it's put him in a good mood.
07:08The subject's father has a fantastical imagination.
07:12Paul, don't you know that all self-respecting teenagers
07:16are lazy, good-for-nothings?
07:18Hmm.
07:19How could he possibly be smiling if he's going to work?
07:23I think it can be attributed to my maternal stimulation.
07:26His emotional deodorant has worn off.
07:29He perspires with the joys of life.
07:34No! Something horrible is happening to your son.
07:37Unfortunately, I have a packed schedule today,
07:39but it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
07:41From now on, be extremely vigilant.
07:44Hmm?
07:49Hey, come on, true! Get lost, you dirty pigeon!
07:52Good morning, Mr. Pirovsky. Nice day, huh?
07:59Hi there, Nino. You're looking good.
08:03Good morning, Mr. Fairchild. How's Claude doing today?
08:14Hmm?
08:17Hmm?
08:27Can you, Rice, help me see what's going on with my son?
08:31Ooh! Sparrow, Toto, Sushi, Rice, show yourselves!
08:37Hmm. I see a park.
08:40Uh-oh. What's going on?
08:42I see some bad influences.
08:44Crying! And violence!
08:48What else?
08:49It's all gone.
08:50It takes so much energy to eat sushi rice that's not cooked enough.
08:54Especially when one's eaten too much garlic pork for lunch.
08:58I hate sushi rice.
09:00I've never actually gotten it right.
09:02Maybe if I added a bit more water.
09:04Hmm?
09:08Hmm.
09:12Hmm.
09:15Hmm.
09:18Well, you sure don't look blasé today.
09:21I believe that Fred's manly side has been tickled by the beautiful Margot.
09:25He's anxious to try his hand at extreme sports.
09:28Sorry to douse your flames there, Gigi,
09:31but I won't allow myself to be lured by the phony coolness of extreme sports
09:35and the pseudo-rebellious look that goes along with it.
09:38At the cost of 200 bucks for a pair of phony cool pants?
09:41You gotta be kidding me.
09:42Hey there.
09:43Whee!
09:44Hey there yourself.
09:46Love your pants.
09:47You don't think they're phony?
09:49But they look great on you.
09:50Hmm.
09:51I'm Mrs. Gentilly, and you'd better be as perfect as your mother says.
09:55Here's your contract.
09:56Minimum wage.
09:57Observe the property and security of the park.
09:59These are the clauses and restrictions.
10:00Questions? I think it's clear.
10:02I'm here.
10:03Um, don't you think you should read it?
10:05Hmm.
10:09I think this summer's gonna be really...
10:10Intense.
10:12Any red-blooded man would sign just about anything to be with that mermaid on wheels.
10:16Man in the generic sense?
10:19Hmm?
10:22Spirit of the sushi rice that has been cooked to perfection, show yourself!
10:29Hmm.
10:30I see a pair of red eyes.
10:32Red eyes?
10:33As in heartbreak?
10:34No, as in caused by a granular substance.
10:37Granular substance?
10:39As in harmful and illegal?
10:41Your son, I cannot say anymore.
10:45As in I am completely exhausted.
10:48Hmm?
10:49Difficult to digest all that sashimi.
10:52Paul!
10:53A pair of red eyes.
10:54My nightmare!
10:55Are you gonna believe that Fred is on...
10:57Don't say the word!
10:58Have you forgotten how accurate Madam Butterfly can be with her predictions?
11:01She even predicted that I'd buy my dream deep fryer!
11:04You never bought your dream deep fryer.
11:06Okay, fine, but she couldn't know that there was a huge sale on ice cream makers
11:09and that my dream changed at the last minute.
11:11It explains the concerns of a celebrated psychologist
11:15and the euphoric behavior we've seen in Fred!
11:20Why don't you come blading?
11:21If I went, you'd understand why I don't go.
11:24Me on wheels, I think not.
11:25But you did sign the contract.
11:27There must have been something else that attracted you.
11:30The idea of working outdoors all summer in a park with you?
11:34It's not the worst thing that could happen.
11:37Uh-oh.
11:38We've got a problem over there.
11:47Sorry, guys.
11:48You're not allowed to both do tricks on the same ramp.
11:51Sorry?
11:53Why do I get the feeling that that was way too easy?
11:57But it's a den of perdition, I'm telling you!
11:59Do you need sushi rice to understand that?
12:02The municipal regulations are quite clear.
12:04To shut down a skate park,
12:06we need proof that there have been three injuries or one death on site.
12:10Well, you should know that a mother's love
12:12is a step above any municipal regulations.
12:17Why don't we take Boonmee to the park, my badger?
12:20Sure, it's so nice out, my weasel.
12:33Basket.
12:34You know what would make me happy?
12:36To see you throwing your garbage in the trash.
12:38If everyone did that, the park would always be clean.
12:41The city, too.
12:42And the country.
12:43And the whole planet!
12:44Wouldn't that be great?
12:51You know, I'm not sure I was cut out to serve in a position of power.
12:57But I'll survive.
13:03Oh, this can't be.
13:05We just got here and I need to use the bathroom.
13:20I call this maneuver,
13:21the flapping umbrella caught in the wind.
13:25I think you're ready for Cirque du Soleil.
13:33Hmm?
13:47You okay?
13:48My poor Chi-Chi.
13:50I think he'll recover.
13:52Oh, my word, this is so bad and so good at the same time.
13:56Mrs. Gentilly, make that one.
13:58Gotta pick to prove it.
14:00You sure?
14:01May I be the victim of spontaneous combustion?
14:04If I'm wrong, Palamine, she gave me the most enticing wink.
14:08Ugh, really?
14:09She flirts with everything that moves.
14:11Well, you have to admit, I definitely have a sexy way of moving.
14:20Hey, what did I say?
14:22What, dude?
14:23There weren't two of us on the ramp.
14:25There were three!
14:26You're not allowed to be more than one on the ramp.
14:29It's a question of safety.
14:31Do you know how to count up to one?
14:33For your own safety, why don't you cut us some slack?
14:37Typical response from a guy whose brain is smaller than his fist.
14:42Now guess what I'm obliged to tell you.
14:44Go pick that up and give me all your chewing gum.
14:47Come and get it.
14:48Ah.
14:55You guys seen this?
14:57Oh, wow.
14:58I think I'm going to spend all summer here.
15:00Me too.
15:01Yeah, well, not me.
15:02Give me the gum.
15:11I knew it.
15:12I knew it!
15:20Careful, pretty girl.
15:22Tell me.
15:23I don't mean to be forward.
15:25I was watching you and I was wondering,
15:28is there anyone in particular that you've got your eye on in this park?
15:32Yeah.
15:33Yeah?
15:34Would you mind telling me who it is?
15:43Oh, right on the coccyx.
15:45That poor girl.
15:47Mrs. Gentilly?
15:48Two.
15:49Hold on a second.
15:50I just might have a third coming up.
15:56Oh, my word.
15:59False alarm.
16:02Coccyx?
16:03No, Margo.
16:05She winked at me.
16:07Oh, yeah?
16:08Well, isn't this a comedy of errors?
16:10Fred is lusting after this vixen like a child for an ice cream cone
16:13without even knowing if she prefers vanilla or chocolate.
16:19Carol?
16:22I couldn't find the bathroom.
16:25We have to go.
16:26Not just yet, Paul.
16:27Not right away.
16:28I have to do something important for Fred.
16:30You're doing too much, Carol.
16:32Just one more to go.
16:37You okay?
16:38Yeah.
16:39Sometimes you imagine things.
16:41Then you figure out it's not at all what you thought.
16:43I don't think I'm going to be working here very long.
16:45What do you mean?
16:46You have no choice.
16:47You signed for three months.
16:49I signed for what?
16:50Moldy.
16:55I only asked you to tie your blades properly
16:57so that you don't trip.
17:01How many times do I have to tell you
17:03that there's no eating or drinking on the ramps?
17:05As many times as you like.
17:06Just shut up until we finish eating.
17:09It came out my nostrils.
17:15My rascal lead husband,
17:17an amorous rendezvous in broad daylight?
17:20Isn't that extreme?
17:23Hey, you have a nice dog.
17:25But I'm afraid they're not allowed in the park
17:27because they don't know how to rollerblade.
17:38Come on.
17:39Just a little one.
17:40A skinned knee or a slightly scratched elbow.
17:42Anything.
17:46I didn't even say anything.
17:48I really don't want to tell you I told you so,
17:50but didn't I tell you so?
17:51Was I right or what?
17:52The older ones bug me.
17:53The little ones are terrified of me.
17:55I'm really sick of this.
17:56I've been had, that's for sure.
17:58Especially with regards to insurance coverage
18:00and other fringe benefits.
18:05You?
18:06Carol?
18:07Were you about to frolic around with my late hubby?
18:10I would never have believed it.
18:13Oops.
18:14Sorry about that.
18:16I got the wrong bush.
18:22What's the matter, my sunshine?
18:25What are you doing here, Mother?
18:27I came to see how you were doing.
18:29I'm in too deep.
18:30I don't know what to do.
18:31I know, sunshine.
18:32A mother knows it all.
18:33But I'll get you out of it.
18:35I don't see how you possibly can.
18:36I'm working on having the skate park closed.
18:39Whoa.
18:40Isn't that a bit extreme?
18:41An extreme problem calls for an extreme solution, sunshine.
18:44Now, all I'm missing is a third injury
18:47and we can close this den of iniquity.
18:49A third what?
18:50Iniquity?
18:51Are you nuts?
18:52Get me some rollerblades and let me break an ankle.
18:55Anything.
18:56Oh, no.
18:57That Chantilly woman would smell a rat.
19:01See you soon, sweetie.
19:03I think I'll be able to use the wonderful talents of Madam Butterfly.
19:08Help!
19:09My walker on wheels broke after a dazzling halfpipe.
19:13My hip.
19:14Somebody help an old lady.
19:16My hip.
19:17Somebody help an old lady.
19:19Somebody help an old lady.
19:26Not too bummed out that you lost your job?
19:28No way.
19:29I had to work every night and on weekends.
19:31I wasn't allowed to refuse any overtime.
19:33No holidays.
19:34No sick days.
19:35I should have read my contract before I signed it.
19:39I'm so exhausted that I developed this nervous tick.
19:42I can't seem to stop winking.
19:45Well, that would explain things.
19:47What?
19:48I'm not sure if the ice cream was chocolate or vanilla.
19:52Anyway, it's going to be great to have some free time.
19:54Especially because the person I'm interested in is interested in me.
20:00It was a real pleasure meeting you all.
20:02Bye.
20:03Bye.
20:04See ya.
20:05Every cloud has its silver lining.
20:07A great mystery of the universe has been solved.
20:09We finally know that Panook is a boy.
20:12Not really.
20:13The plot thickens.
20:14We don't know if Panook's a boy or a girl who likes vanilla.
20:18No.
20:21Do you think I did too much this time, Sunshine?
20:24Yes, but for the first time it actually helped.
20:26Now, we have to deal with your problem.
20:28I'll help you.
20:29What problem?
20:30My problem's solved.
20:31Don't play dumb with me.
20:32I know everything, Fred.
20:33Madame Butterfly saw it all in her eyes.
20:35The granular substance, the red eyes, the bad influences.
20:38You're not serious, Mother.
20:40You don't think I was taking drugs?
20:41Don't say it!
20:42And don't deny it.
20:44It's a good thing I have proof.
20:46Hmm?
20:47Euphoria?
20:48Lethargy?
20:49And if that wasn't enough, this is the little punk who supplies you with it.
20:53What is he giving you here, huh?
20:54Huh?
20:56A pack of chewing gum?
20:58What?
20:59Hi there, sweetheart.
21:00We're back.
21:01Oh, my poor baby.
21:02What's wrong with him?
21:03Looks like his eyes are red.
21:05A little boy at the park threw sand in his eyes and hit him with his bucket.
21:08Boo and me almost got in a fight.
21:10Sand?
21:11And red eyes?
21:13I guess that would mean that when Madame Butterfly said my son,
21:17she was talking about Boo and me?
21:19I told you she was good, didn't I?
21:21There's just a slight adjustment to make when I cook the rice.
21:26I guess it is true that sometimes I try to do too much.
21:29Yeah, but I know why you do it.
21:35Well then, my work's not quite over, is it?
21:37I got a skate park to reopen.
21:43They say you gotta roll with the punches.
21:46Moldy expression.
22:12.