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00:00Oh
00:25Beast
00:30Oh
01:00No signs of aging
01:30Hmm
01:33See this I'm making it more
01:35Feng shui if the corners of the table are rounded the energy flows better between us
01:40You'll then listen to me when I ask you to clean up your room. And will you listen to me when I say no?
01:52It is with a unique and enormous amount of pride which bursts forth like an overstuffed sausage
01:58That I welcome you all to our very own Polish Sunday brunch
02:03I'd like to take a moment to thank Fred LeBlanc for his unfailing help
02:10When one has 50 kilos of smoked herring to unload is where one realizes the value of a true friend
02:17That's enough Chi Chi. Well said my modest friend short, but to the point and now the time has come for
02:24Polish ecstasy a tantalizing treat for the taste buds
02:40Where can I put this? Oh
02:43Oh
02:50They're all be anyone the recipe comes from my great-great-grandmother the one with the beards not very same
02:57She was such a great woman that in her younger days. She could swallow 50 garlic shrimp in 38 seconds
03:04They're delicious. You make potatoes an otherwise bland food a culinary delight. Mrs. Pyrowski
03:13Mm-hmm
03:17Hello clown shop, how can I be of service?
03:33Care for a little borscht
03:36Mom, you're right
03:37My sunshine the time has come for the energy to flow better between us and for you to listen to me when I tell
03:44You to clean up your room
03:47Because I just stepped on regimental soldier
03:50458 who was probably buried in your carpet waiting to ambush me since the 90s fear not I'm often a doctor in my fantasies. Oh
03:58This looks bad
04:01You have to start cleaning up it has become an issue of public safety
04:05Why don't you just stay out of my room Oh
04:10Anecdote to cut the tension in the air
04:11It was the time my tongue got stuck to a bumper in 40 below weather
04:16Otherwise fun until the car started moving you will clean up after yourself
04:20If not, I don't know what I'm going to do to you, but I don't think I want to find out blah blah blah blah blah
04:26Is always fishing when there's a crisis I think I just might crack you won't no no, no look here a little boy. It's comfort food
04:41I think our Carol is doing better your Carol anyway completely slipped my mind during the brunch euphoria
04:48but I had a little conversation with
04:50Annette
04:52Her house is suffering from humidity problems because of the indoor pool since she's looking for a dry place to put her paintings from
04:59Her abstract period I suggested that she store them in your room
05:04In my room
05:21You should think about making some room and that's abstract period is quite prolific
05:33I just knew that feng shui would save our mother-son relationship
05:38Oh
05:45Hello hey Fred, it's me listen. I'm into seeing a movie you in
05:50No, thanks. I'm gonna pass out. Okay. No problem. I'll see you tomorrow
05:54Hey, tell Annette that she can bring her paintings over paintings the ones from her abstract period Gigi told me
05:59She was looking for a good place to store them. Don't know why you said that she sold them all last week what?
06:09I
06:11Leave fat from a bison he knew but it's amazing for fall pouting lips
06:24You would like to me about you know who's humidity problem, and you know who and everything else I confess
06:30I was slightly deceptive, but it was all for Carol's sanity you call that slightly deceptive
06:38You're moldy we're finished
06:56That is instantaneous I'll take two over here
07:09What's the matter sweet fruit of my loins Fred is no longer my best buddy mommy
07:24Something wrong sunshine, you know you can tell me anything all right mother. I'll tell you two little things yes, I
07:32Don't feel like talking and good night
07:39Hey
07:44Chico Penelope told me you had an argument with Gigi because your mom is depressed about the humidity talk about broken telephone
07:52It'll work out in life. There are no problems only solutions
08:08Everything so simple with you don't try to understand life, buddy boy. That's what ruins it
08:39Hey girls
08:44I'll bet you anything that Panuk is a girl well except my turquoise handbag. Why don't you just ask?
08:50Why don't you ask you're the one who's obsessed over it? That's true. Watch me in action
09:02If I wasn't going out with Benji poo, would you ever ask me to go out with you
09:07No
09:12Told you she was a girl if she was a boy. She definitely would have asked me out. Maybe you're not Penelope's type
09:18Hey, have you seen this face?
09:20You want to bet she's a girl then your turquoise handbag out of the question
09:25It's a souvenir a souvenir of what Oh of the day. I bought it all right forget it. You'll lose anyway
09:33Really well, you're on I'm gonna prove to you that Panuk is a girl by the end of the day
09:38I just have to figure out how you'd better put your thinking cap on and mess up my perfectly coiffed hair
09:44It takes me hours to get this natural effect
09:50Shot for shot not holding anything back kickboxing is my second passion after Penelope or maybe after basketball
09:57Without Fred is no longer
10:00Emotionally, will you just tell me what the hell this stupid fight is about?
10:10You gotta see my leg muscles since I started skipping rope, it's just a drag
10:14I have to cover them up with pants. Have you ever thought of wearing a kilt? I know but it's against the school's dress code
10:21I've just about had it with Benji's thigh muscles. I've had enough of Gigi's complaining. You're not gonna start. Are you tell me what happened?
10:28I don't want to talk about it. I'm only trying to help you guys. You're walking around like two zombies
10:33Not like that's a big change for you. Anyway, thanks. You're too kind
10:37Listen, I'd probably be a zombie too if I froze out my best friend
10:50Hi there Fred know where I can find Gigi
10:54No, no, I don't if you see him
10:56Could you tell him I need to talk to him. My dad wants to serve a Polish meal for his next official dinner
11:02Well, did you call the clown shop? We tried but every time we call all we hear is someone crying and then they hang up
11:26Tell me who you are. I'll tell you what I think. It'll be a series of interviews
11:34I will now choose one lucky someone to be the first subject of the week. Can I ask you a few questions?
11:42I
11:55Think that it's crazy to throw away three years and 122 days of friendship and that we should look towards a future of strong and
12:00very well companionship
12:02I
12:05Something like that
12:10Well, then I guess it's over
12:13Could you describe yourself in a few words, for example, I am pretty feminine and cute and you
12:21Hmm. I'm sincere reliable and calm
12:26I'm also honest
12:28I
12:30Met told me her dad wanted to order a Polish dinner. You think your mom could take care of that?
12:35Just a minute. Let's say my family decides to cook for Annette's dad. You could help us
12:41Yeah, as a non-polish person who appreciates our cuisine, you could recommend a menu for the uninitiated
12:47Yeah, and even make the delivery a scanning entry doing its cozy. Love this
12:54Repugnant I can't think of a better word
12:57Repugnant so this lame attempt at a pseudo reconciliation was only to further the pursuit of your dream girl. Are you nuts?
13:03You're only interested in using me right back at you pal
13:07You're the one who lied to me to get me to clean up
13:08It was a little white lie
13:10And anyway, even if Annette did decide to venture into your room your taste for boring and bland colors would send her screaming
13:16Well, if that's what you think, why do you dress like me? You have a problem with that?
13:20It bugs me that you copy me. You seriously have no personality GG me
13:26Hmm
13:41Intelligent generous and has a great sense of humor
13:51Appearances aren't important. It's the inner beauty that I find attractive
13:56I
13:58I
14:23Know everything sunshine listen Gigi's devastated. You have to work this out
14:28I think not but you've gotta listen to me. We're totally feng shui if we're so feng shui you should understand this I
14:36think not
14:58Hmm
15:06Hello
15:11Feel better now
15:15Hello, yeah, hi, it's me. Oh, mr. Zlata Vivre. Well, how would you feel if Annette stabbed you in the back?
15:22I'd be hurt. I'd be pissed off and I'd feel like I couldn't trust anyone anymore. You got that right feel better now
15:28Yes, I do
15:34Gigi if you don't tell me what this is about. I'm hanging up then you'll have to call the depression hotline
15:40I took a picture of Fred. Yeah, and yeah
15:46It wasn't flattering
15:48Seriously, that can't be what it's about. It's
15:53He was wearing girls panties no way and high heels, I don't believe it
15:57Yeah, and they put the picture on an internet site called one night stands or less. You're not serious. Are you?
16:04For real
16:09Hello Gigi told me what you're fighting about I totally can't believe it what he's even worse than I thought he was
16:23Yeah, it's me again
16:25Why don't we meet at the coffee shop? We'll talk about it. It'll do you good. Okay. I'll meet you there at 7. See you then
16:36Bye tell me this stupid argument is over and that you're going to meet for Gigi. I
16:46Didn't think this interview would take such a long time
16:49Me either
16:51Tell me anything
16:53I'm very patient. Just what you ordered one small coffee. Not too mild and not too strong
17:09I'm here to meet Fabian, but we can go somewhere else if you can't stand to be in my presence
17:14I'm supposed to be meeting Fabian
17:19I
17:20Totally ambushed us with this bogus meeting. I should have known she'd do this
17:25Just as well. Let's take this outside
17:29Are you saying you want to fight? No, actually, I just wanted to crack my knees
17:33But I do want an apology for saying that I have no personality
17:36You want me to apologize to you? Tell me about your childhood. I always wore cloth diapers
17:44You're just being pig-headed
17:45let's just leave pigs out of this shall we at least they're easier to digest than your insults and
17:51Speaking of personalities yours is about as exciting as a dead fish
17:55Well, I'm sick of your stupid fish your blood pudding and your lame dreams about a wife 12 babies in a microwave
18:01At least you can say that I have dreams. Well, so do I and you use them to trick me?
18:07I was only trying to help your mom. You've got your own mother. Why don't you help her and leave mine alone?
18:12It's annoying
18:15Nice one fab. I'm gonna remember this. I hope so. I know I'd appreciate it if I was too stupid to solve my own friendship problems
18:24Tamara a banana smoothie, please
18:29Is there anything else about me you'd like to criticize no, oh
18:34Yes, would you please tell me why you told her the whole story about Annette me?
18:39I didn't tell her the truth that made up a ridiculous story
18:43Hmm
18:45What color did your mother dress you in when you were a baby yellow, but why no reason
18:53Are you trying to find out if I'm a boy or a girl but don't have the courage to come right out and ask me
18:57Directly, is that it?
19:07Well, if it's so obvious I don't have to tell you then
19:12a
19:14Nook is a girl and she knows it. She's only doing this to humiliate me. I'll discover her secret sooner or later
19:21Mm-hmm. I'll bring you my handbag tomorrow. I don't want your handbag. You're crazy, but I'm so happy
19:29He's such a loser
19:34No, this was the last t-shirt I had left well
19:39Salmon's not your color. I like you better in stripes GG
19:44Come to my police my mom really misses you so this childishness is over then
19:53Hi everybody, how's it going Annette? I thought you were staying home to finish your sketches
19:57No, I needed some inspiration. So I came out to get some air. Hey girls
20:01We're going to sample some borscht at friends wanna come some borscht. Well, why not?
20:08Mm-hmm
20:19Is feng shui is where it's at come in girls come in take off your shoes
20:24So you don't mess up Fred's room that he just cleaned up
20:28Go in the living room. I
20:31Think is a reconciliation gift
20:33I've just given you the catamaran that sails on the waves of love going towards the aisle of marriage
20:44It looks like a little piece of table
20:50You okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but of course it's nothing that a nice bowl of borscht wouldn't cure
20:55We'll go heat up the soup Fred and GG were in an argument. It's a stupid story. GG took a picture of Fred
21:03Fred was wearing girls panties. Really? Yeah and high heels
21:08Interesting and GG put the picture on an internet site called one-night stands or less. Hmm. Can you smell what's coming? I
21:15Think I'm going to leave my foot is starting to hurt wait. I'll come with you
21:23The borscht is ready. Hey
21:26Did the girls leave yeah, you should forget about feng shui mom
21:30It's an issue of public safety
21:33Anecdote to lighten the mood. It was the time my tongue got stuck
21:43Friendship is like your room. Sometimes it gets messy
22:00You
22:30You