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00:00You
00:07New beginnings
00:10You want me to run a quick background check on him court records land title searches anything you can think of this is a love
00:15Story not an investigation
00:17Heading to the airport. See you in an hour. Oh Anton
00:21It's probably gonna sound really stupid, but I just I thought I just saw Joe at the Falconer with a woman. It sounds simplistic
00:29But you just might have to trust Joe
00:33Everything all right
00:35There's been an accident. Harry was running by the side of the pool. He slipped and he split his head open
00:39Oh hospital Mary's gone. I won't be with you boy for the initial wind monitoring and the measurements so far
00:45Very promising now you put ten of those gentle Giants up
00:48You're looking at a minimum of three hundred thousand per year for that piece of scrappy unused land
00:54The bend in the river look out I'm coming around it
00:58I'm dying to see you in the flesh
01:01Joe
01:02Where are you? Oh, there was a bloody dreadful accident
01:06And when he was sick last night
01:09Haven't been around to his place. You haven't met his friends or his children
01:13Am I you a dirty little secret? Oh, hang on. Where's this come from?
01:17What are your friends make you feel bad again? Are you playing me?
01:22Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can
01:25Shut the doors now
01:28I
01:58Don't know
02:28I
02:58I
03:28I
03:47Why is the bank selling my mom's house I did not make a late payment. I've never made a late payment
03:54Look, I've been through this so many times. I'm feeling like I'm a broken record
03:59Excuse me, what what's your name?
04:01Robert. All right, Robert. Could you please put me through to your manager?
04:12Tradition no one cares about it
04:19But I do
04:22Oh without tradition, there's there's nothing has meaning there's no value to anything
04:33No one even bothers to find the tradition behind things
04:44Take the willow patent design, you know, everyone's seen it. No one knows the story behind
04:52It's a love story
04:55Two lovers
04:57the daughter of a wealthy well-respected man
05:01Betrothed to a powerful Duke and the poor lowly assistant that she falls in love with
05:07The father builds a wall to keep her in but they escape
05:14Over the wall they go
05:17Take some of the jewels that the Duke had given as a marriage offering
05:22They
05:24Run over the bridge that caused the weeping willows off provided together interceptors, but the father's henchmen track them down
05:34Kill them and burn down their house
05:38He destroys them
05:42So the gods immortalized those two ill-fated lovers as two dubs that always appear in the pattern
05:52Yours is obviously a copy
05:54Does that bother you? No, not at all. I'm just you know, I'm destined to spot a fake
06:01My grandfather had a full set of originals. Yes, your grandfather Roland Burt. Okay. Okay. Okay guilty guilty
06:08You know, I'm proud of my my grandfather, you know, he's a great businessman. He
06:13Started an empire from scratch and then lost it again. Oh, no, that was um, that was that was Joe's dad, right?
06:21Can we focus on Kirstie Joe is at grandma with all of his friends and then he had to go to a really rough
06:27Public school, so it wasn't an easy time for him
06:30wasn't
06:31It sounds like this narrative of Joe's past is very present in your relationship. What do you think of that?
06:38I'm not judging you darling. It was unfair
06:43I'm here to support you. I think my grandfather's got anything to do with anything. Oh, I
06:48Think it's relevant
06:50My grandfather's relevant to your trust issues
06:58She's um, she's paranoid about my phone he angles it weird
07:06Oh God, um, it sounds strange, but sometimes I think he's cheating on me
07:14She um, she has issues with trust
07:20Well, of course she's obsessed what other people think about me is gonna do with me
07:27Don't give Susan a bottle of Chablis and she'll have a reason for anything
07:31I'm sorry. I'm on the cusp of the biggest deal of my life. I've got reports up to here
07:35I promise that I wouldn't let the stress get to me. Honestly, you know, I don't give any thought to how you know
07:41How I hold my phone
07:43If you two want to live together
07:46Kirstie can you believe what Joe is saying? I really want to
07:50but I
07:52Guess since the operation I feel
07:57Unusually vulnerable. Is that something you both want to work on? Yeah. Yes. Maybe that's something you can work on together
08:05Reconnect go away for the weekend
08:10Are you right for this time next week? Yeah monthly it probably be better weekly will really help curse you to keep making steps forward
08:17I
08:19Please Joe
08:21Yeah, yeah, of course. Okay
08:24Plus I have to hear the rest of your story
08:27You didn't get to the bit about the willow patent being stolen from Chinese designs. So it's already an imitation
08:43Should we stick with her or do you want to try something else?
08:47Oh
08:52Would it be helpful if I come up to Beijing soon we can discuss it further we'll discuss it further. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we'll fly out
09:01What's your favorite airline oh here we
09:11This is Alan Allen, this is birdie nice to mr. Birdie heard a lot about you
09:16Well, surely there's not much to tell
09:18Don't be modest
09:21Personal article in the weekend magazine about her own IBF struggle major award. She is a fantastic writer. That was a long time ago
09:29Raha
09:31Well, well, at least I showed up to court. Did you know personally? No, no, no
09:35No, I know you didn't now look aside from yourself because I can actually hear your voice
09:39I tell you your whole bank is being run by boss
09:43Your boss computers computers are making decisions
09:46That should be made by people and these decisions are affecting people
09:50I can tell you from experience and they're affecting people in a very major way. Okay, I understand your frustration. So thank you
09:56I'm glad you understood. Thank you. So you're saying yeah
10:00Yes, I did. Yeah, I did. Can you provide us any evidence of the payment? Say it? I'm sorry. Say again
10:05Can you provide us receipts or any evidence?
10:08Hang on well, let's just park for a minute the fact that I didn't default on the load and I'm asking you
10:15Why is the bank decided to take the nuclear option? Why what why is it gone to go on and wants to sell the house?
10:21Well in that case you're sitting there you're sitting there in front of your computer
10:24Can I just ask you with you know, little touch of the button then if that's the case
10:29Can you just can you just cancel the ticket and just get rid of the erroneous default?
10:37The foreclosure is in process and your mother's property is being sold at auction
10:48What are these beads my special Joe
10:55Coming jewels, thank you
11:00Dawn Harrison says there's a
11:03An
11:04Auction sign up on the front lawn. Oh dawn Harrison's got dementia month. No. No, I I don't think so. She
11:12She's still teaching
11:14Teacher shortage. Oh, I didn't see your name on the log. No, I wouldn't want all my admirers to know I'm here
11:21I can't spend time with all of them. I'll come back for your shower. No, you go have a cup of tea
11:26I'll put mom in the shower
11:28Come on, mom quick sticks
11:33I
11:42Can do it
11:44Just a little temperature
11:59Mom are you keeping your papers safe? What's that?
12:04Where are you keeping your papers?
12:15Oh
12:17It'll be good to be back home again, I know your brothers think I'm better off here
12:23But I know I'm better off with all my things
12:28You tell them it's all sorted out with the back. Why don't you Joe?
12:35So, where are you
12:40So I need help with the cat
12:45Oh
12:53Hello
13:14I
13:26Try to get out of here. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. I
13:35Had a lovely night. Thank you
13:39You're coming
13:40But I get back to the farm first thing in the morning. The boar's been pumping out months
13:44I'm gonna have to dig it a little bit deeper. I was gonna have to bore it out again
13:51Responsibilities unfortunately, you know people animals farm equipment depend on me, of course
14:01Thank you
14:04Night
14:08I
14:38I
14:43Ellen can you bring us a tie? I'm just coming back from the farm and I'm not gonna have time to swing by home
14:49All right. I'll see you soon. Bye
15:01Hey, are you okay? Yeah, thanks. They'll be here in a minute. Okay, can you stay here for a second?
15:06Go upstairs and see which room my our partners have organized for us
15:09Oh, you just make them comfortable and I'll come down as soon as I know where we're gonna meet
15:36I
16:06I
16:22Knee-high knee-high baby. Yeah, could you please tell the delegation the room that we had booked?
16:27It's not suitable for sensitive information. So I think it's better that we have the meeting here
16:31So we have John a one t比較敏感所以他想在这里开会
16:35We have a giant that I'm kind of waiting. The media is gonna be here in the foyer the
16:40The walls upstairs. They're very very thin. I just think it's more ideal that we conduct the meeting here
16:46There's a lotion champion. Oh, so you
16:49Yeah, please
17:02Oh
17:07Can you not it's got some work to do. Oh, sorry
17:19Dear Kirsty
17:21I've been thinking about the windows for the beach house and
17:26I think we should investigate triple glazing for trapping the warmth of the Sun
17:35I'll be back Wednesday to collect mercy. I hope she's not licking your son to death
17:40It's just a big love bucket. She got that from me
17:43Oh
17:53For so long, I thought you'd left me. Hey, please don't leave me promise
18:01I love you
18:13I
18:44I
18:54Was thinking I could take you out for romantic twilight drinks on my boat
19:02Well, I don't bring them along I mean I don't mind who doesn't love a twilight pleasure cruise
19:10On my way
19:14And
19:18A boat has right of way if it's approaching from which side
19:23What's I
19:25started
19:26I'll give you an interim pass
19:28Thank you captain. That's what he got on this afternoon. You've got a party plan
19:32This is literally the oldest boat in the world
19:36Right, Levi. Well, if you're willing to forfeit your share of the boat in the future
19:40I'm sure that Harry will be happy to oblige
19:43I
19:51There's been an accident
19:59So are we actually gonna drive this
20:02Yeah, when I get the solenoid replaced, um, I thought I'd be ready by this afternoon, but there was a delay in the workshop
20:09If I were looking pretty good, yeah, you know, she's a she's a beauty I'll come by the office in a team
20:15I good
20:21Where'd this come from we went to Uncle Bill's on the way
20:24Do you ever shut up because he can't come to Harry's party? Oh, I'm having a party. Excellent
20:29It's just a you know, little gathering. That's good a party. Just be careful of your uncles. Yeah, you don't know what that might
20:39I just stay here for two kids. I'll just have a word with mom
20:44Come on kids, let's go
20:47See you mate
20:49The brothers have cleared out mom's house. They've taken Harry's prison. Do you think I'm an idiot Mary?
20:54I think you're the smartest woman I've ever met not talking again until you sign the divorce papers
20:58Can't sign them today. It's Harry's birthday. Say bye to dad. Bye dad. Have a good party mate. See you Libby
21:09Oh
21:13There was a bloody dreadful
21:15Accident a speedboat going too fast idiot guy with his wife and kids and the kid went in the water
21:20Oh, the parents were too shell-shocked to do anything. So so I had to dive in and pull him out
21:25Yeah, look, he's fine. But um, well the blue loons taken some damage. I'll be back to the workshop for her. I'm afraid
21:36Everyone this is Joe
21:38Hero is here
21:45I'm Margot
21:47I'm pleased to meet you
22:03Kirstie what do you think of this one? Absolute beachfront. Oh Joe, it's perfect
22:09It's a grand old house on just over a hundred acres prime grazing land. Oh, how about we go up there birdie? Have a look
22:20What is this? Didn't I say it was grand?
22:24He didn't say it was a castle
22:27What is this? Didn't I say it was grand? He didn't say it was a castle
22:39Look I think I put the the land in the Children's Trust Fund and then I can put the property in my name for us
22:45And Mary can't get a hands-on
22:47I
22:52Don't know if we're gonna find anything else in here. Let's have a little explore
23:03You prefer the downstairs study or the upstairs I want you to ride to bloom
23:12Oh
23:14Beautiful
23:17Oh, yes, I feel Beach House
23:25Very close to yes. I have a disgusting amount of money. Oh
23:36It's a table
23:38Wanting a table. Yeah, that's Jacob. Eh, so you probably get two extra leaves in there. I don't know 16 people easily around
23:4516 yeah dinner parties don't invite Susan
23:49Do you like it? I love it
23:52It's $9,000. Shh. Don't look at the price put the price down
24:00What do you think about this beauty for the bedroom
24:09No, she's holding before we'll do here
24:15You love it at yours, okay, don't do it find some things touching the art
24:24Naughty stop it. You see yourself living here
24:31Would you consider renting out your apartment
24:35Of course
24:41See in the car
24:46Okay
25:05So will you be taking the table and the chairs? Yeah
25:09Excellent
25:11Excuse me, is that an original?
25:13Willow patent. Oh
25:161990s copy I'm afraid
25:19How much is that just $200 for the whole set?
25:24I'll take it
25:26Excellent. Well, that'd be on card. It's 30,000 all up for today. I'll tell you what
25:31I think I'll just pay cash for the dinner set now
25:34I'll come back tomorrow with a larger vehicle for the other. Oh, of course. Would you like a receipt for that?
25:38Oh
25:40Well, we look forward to seeing you tomorrow, yeah, have a good day. Bye you too
25:49Now you're preparing yourself your five-star accommodation
25:59Fuck you for some
26:07I
26:28Trust you
26:37I trust you
27:07I
27:09I
27:11I
27:13I
27:37Hello YouTube Susan, how's Amelia going? Has she been enjoying rehearsals? Yeah, great
27:44Oh, I discovered we have a mutual friend Joe birdie Bell
27:49Who's birdie Bell
27:52Let me honest with you
27:54Really triggering being here at the moment. I just need to know that you've got my back. I must be
28:00Yeah, promise. I promise you love me
28:02What promise?
28:05I love you. Okay
28:07Don't talk to Susan anymore. She is she is a bully. She's got a very negative energy and it just infects everything
28:15We're doing our work with a counselor. Yeah, I'm very expensive. What?
28:26You go inside I'll just grab a seat. I'm just gonna make a little cool. Sure. Okay
28:37Can't wait to see you in that green dress we bought
28:44Stuck in meetings all day. See you tomorrow. Love you
28:58Hey Alan, I'm checking on the deposit message me ASAP Joe Bert
29:03Nearly didn't recognize you. What are you doing here? Mr. Whitney you haven't changed
29:09What's your connection here?
29:12All my partner's got a son who goes here he's in the choir. So the legacy lives on today
29:18In a sort of way. Yeah, I wouldn't say my kids here
29:22Fair enough. So what are you doing with yourself these days?
29:26I'm involved in finance
29:29interested in renewables
29:31Fantastic, that's wonderful. Well done you for not letting circumstances define your future
29:37And what's that supposed to mean? Well, it was touching go for a while there. No, I
29:42Mean it was a real shame when you got expelled
29:45If only you'd put half as much energy into studying as you did cheating on the exams
29:51That did you avoid jail
30:01Oh
30:31Oh
31:01Oh
31:16Fuck smells like petrol
31:24Get the hose
31:31Believe it
32:01I
32:31I
32:33I
32:35I
32:59Was worried when I didn't hear from you, but we had fun anyway, I took her to the doggy spa did you I'm so sorry
33:05Yeah, I didn't marry you things will be sorted in a couple of weeks. You know, we go away the beach beach house beach house
33:12Yeah, the the farmhouse
33:15Are you okay? You look a little bit. You might have a shower. I've got an early morning breakfast me. Of course, of course
33:22The only thing is I might have to call the cops
33:26Because it's against the law for you to shower without me joining you
33:35I
33:40Dropped mercy at the kennels. I'll finish some stuff off with the office
33:43I'll grab my suit at the dry cleaners in you swing back pick me up in a minute. Mm-hmm
33:48Which dry cleaners the dinky one South Melbourne just in my office
33:53Can't believe it's tomorrow
33:56You know pack that shirt that I bought you for your birthday little bluebirds not
34:01Perfect for a country wedding. Yeah, you're gonna tell me which undies to wear too while I'm at it
34:07All right
34:15Yeah, I've just spoken to the bank and look they've finally admitted that they've made an error
34:19So could you send through the auctioneers phone number? I'll give him a cancellation fee
34:25But you don't have to check. It's a have a look at the forms. It's in my name
34:31Brendan
34:32Brendan, please. I don't think you want to sell your reputation as a very fine real estate agent
34:37But if you don't do it, I I'll be forced to seek legal action
34:40Could you please just send through the auctioneers phone number?
35:00I
35:08Guess what Liam's gesund is he put a last-minute offer on Eldorado? How much eyes blinded up by an extra extra million. Oh
35:17Yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to see my business partner move some money around
35:22I'm not gonna be late. I just look I'm I said I'll be there. I'm sorry. I'm stressed. I just have to
35:27Find another hundred K by 3 p.m. This afternoon to make up the shortfall for the deposit. Otherwise, I'm gonna lose it
35:34Have you got another hundred K? Of course, I've got it
35:38It's just tied up in a trust fund for Harry and Olivia and Mary's make it difficult for me to access it. So I
35:44Can't I can't get a bridging loan until 9 a.m. Tomorrow morning
35:51She's off a rocker
35:53Something we can do I don't want to lose Eldorado. Yeah. Well, you know, I think we should brace ourselves to that eventuality
36:00Unless you can you can magic up $100,000. You can let me until 9 a.m. Tomorrow. It's gonna be Liam's
36:08I'll hang on a second. Here's my business partner. I'll call you back later. Bye
36:13Yeah
36:16Uh
36:17Well, yeah
36:18Tell them that I've I've sent through the land evaluation and the company docs and get them to deposit the funds immediately
36:25Yeah, as soon as they deposit the funds ring me and let me know. Okay. Bye. Bye
36:38Can I borrow some money until tomorrow
36:40How much what's for 40 grand what the fuck I can pay you back by 9 a.m. I just can't get it out of my bank quick
36:48enough
36:50Alan Alan, please call me. Look if five mil is too scary for them. Just tell them they're wasting my time
36:55Thanks call as soon as you can
36:58Well, very good afternoon you ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the auction sale of this magnificent
37:03Mid-century classic a beautiful home right on the cusp of parklands and the river
37:07Such a select opportunity this has been in the same family for some 60 years a beautiful home
37:13Who'd like to start us off with an opening bid?
37:15Can I see a start of three million dollars who'd like to start me at three and I should think so
37:19Welcome to the bidding three million dollars
37:21I'll call upon the rest of you for a hundred thousand dollar rise from here at three million dollars on the left and I'll
37:26Call upon it for a hundred thousand dollar rise from there at three million dollars and three point one
37:29I have three point one on the right and back against you Sam
37:32Yes, you like to say three million dollars and three point one on the right and back against you Sam
37:36You like to say three point two
37:40I have sent you the documents. I've sent the documents and I've recent documents. Just tell them to transfer the money. Otherwise the
37:48Sign up this stage at three point four. Yes got you there fresh bidding in the center. Welcome, sir
37:52Three and a half million dollars three point six. Can I say and three six?
37:56I have now three sevens an expert three seven at the back at three million seven at the back
38:00Can I say three point eight saying no, that could be it at three million seven hundred
38:04Once twice third and final all four million cutting it fine there, sir
38:09Nerves of seal good bidding knows good value when he sees it bids on the left now for fresh bidding at four million at four
38:14Million can invite you back in now. I'll take you fifty thousand dollar rise at four million now
38:19What do you say at four million? Can I say fifty now at four million dollars?
38:23Yes fifty
38:23I have fresh bidding at the front and for me in the fifties come back at four point one for one back on the left
38:28For one five is the next bid at four one five now, what do you say sir at four point five strong bidding four million five?
38:35Hundred at four and a half million
38:36What are you gonna do from here beads on the left at four and a half saying no
38:40Are you out over here? You are at four million five hundred once twice third and final call. We are selling we're selling
38:48We're sold
38:53Have a wonderful weekend
38:58I
39:23Shut the doors now, I'm going alone on I
39:29Couldn't you just call me
39:47I'm coming
39:58No
40:28You
40:58You