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02:05Bobik! Bobik! Come to me!
02:09What did I say? Come to me!
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02:29Well, tell me, please,
02:32is it possible to do without a fight at all?
02:36Any dispute can be resolved with words.
02:41Yes, it's good for you.
02:44You have a dad, and I have a mom.
02:49And you have a mom, and I have a daddy.
02:55And I have no one. No one.
02:58Not even a dog.
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03:50Excuse me, is it possible to land here?
03:54What?
03:56Well, what, what, landing, come on, you can't knock it down.
04:00Sit down, please.
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04:07So, let's continue the conversation.
04:13What's your name?
04:15Me?
04:16Well, not me, you.
04:18Baby.
04:19Oh, baby. No, it should be like this.
04:22What's my name?
04:23Carlson, who lives on the roof.
04:28Good?
04:29Yes.
04:30Well, you can call me simply.
04:32So, just Carlson.
04:35Well, hello, baby.
04:37Hello, Carlson.
04:39Well.
04:41Let's continue the conversation.
04:45How old are you?
04:47Seven.
04:48What, seven?
04:49And what?
04:50And I thought eight.
04:53Well, what are you looking at me?
04:55Well, why don't you ask me how old I am?
04:58Oh, I'm sorry, please.
05:00How old are you?
05:03I'm a man, at least somewhere.
05:06In full bloom.
05:09Yes, but at what age is this bloom?
05:15Well, you know, we won't talk about it.
05:21Can I press?
05:23Go ahead, press.
05:28Stop!
05:31Do you have jam?
05:33Yes.
05:34Drag it.
05:42Well.
05:46Should I press again?
05:48Press.
05:56Again.
06:00Again.
06:09Baby, you won't miss me.
06:12What are you doing?
06:14Yes, it's me.
06:16Well, that is, pampering.
06:18And she will fall.
06:20Calm down.
06:25She still fell.
06:27She fell.
06:29I wonder what Mom will say.
06:32Well, Mom, this is a matter of life and death.
06:35Yes, then I'll give you 10,000 chandeliers tomorrow.
06:38Let's go now.
06:40I can imagine how Dad will be angry.
06:43Dad?
06:44What about Dad?
06:46Yes, I flew.
06:48Calm down.
06:50Only calm down.
06:52What happened here?
06:54Well, nothing.
06:56It's a matter of life and death.
07:05Yes.
07:07And he will bring 10,000 chandeliers.
07:10Yes.
07:12And he will bring 10,000 chandeliers.
07:15And he will bring 10,000 chandeliers.
07:18No, brother.
07:20You have to be responsible for your actions.
07:23And don't blame some Carlson.
07:27That's right, Dad.
07:29Let's go to the movies, or we'll be late.
07:33Oh, you.
07:36Mom, listen.
07:39My brother will grow up.
07:42He will get married.
07:44He will die.
07:46Will I have to marry his ex-wife?
07:50Why?
07:52After all.
07:55I wear his old pajamas, skates, bicycle.
08:01I wear everything else.
08:05I promise you that I will get you rid of his ex-wife.
08:11That's good.
08:13But in fact, I would much rather have a dog than a wife.
08:21Calm down.
08:23Only calm down.
08:25Carlson!
08:27Carlson!
08:29Hi, kid.
08:31It's great that you came.
08:34It's great.
08:37Carlson, Mom strictly forbade me not to touch the jam.
08:44Well, you're still nasty.
08:48When the sickest person in the world takes 2-3 spoons of jam ...
08:53Oh, you're sick.
08:55I have the highest temperature in the world.
08:58Yes, if you want to know.
09:02You know what?
09:05You have to become my mother.
09:11Listen, I don't think you're sick.
09:13No, I'm sick.
09:14No.
09:15I'm telling you, I'm sick.
09:16No, I'm not sick.
09:17What an enemy.
09:18Why can't I get sick like everyone else?
09:20Do you want to get sick?
09:21And you don't want to.
09:22No.
09:23Everyone wants this.
09:25Lie down.
09:26Listen, let's fly to me.
09:28I'm lying in bed, and you ask me how I feel.
09:32And I'll tell you, I'm the sickest person in the world.
09:35And I don't need anything else.
09:37Maybe a huge cake.
09:41A mountain of chocolate.
09:43And maybe a big bag of candy.
09:46That's all.
09:51Hey!
09:52What?
09:53Nothing.
09:54Let's fly.
10:02Listen, you forgot the jam.
10:04No, I took it.
10:05You took it.
10:09Listen, you left the candy.
10:11No, here it is.
10:15Don't put it on your neck.
10:16Don't put it on your neck.
10:17Don't put it on your neck.
10:31Welcome, dear friend Carlson.
10:35Well, come in.
10:43Oh, you cut my whole neck off.
10:45Yes, I forgot.
10:46I'm the sickest person in the world.
10:49The sickest.
10:50Why are you standing?
10:51Why are you standing?
10:52You were going to be my mother.
10:54Well?
10:55Do you have any medicine?
10:58What medicine?
11:00You took everything with you.
11:01Well, start now.
11:02Does it help?
11:04Well, start now.
11:05I'm the sickest person in the world.
11:07I'm the sickest person in the world.
11:15I'm the sickest person in the world.
11:20Well?
11:22There's still a little jam left.
11:25No, there's no jam.
11:26What, there's no jam at all?
11:28No.
11:29Not a drop?
11:30No.
11:31It's a pity.
11:33A miracle has happened.
11:36A friend saved a friend's life.
11:39Our dear Carlson
11:40Carlson is now of normal temperature
11:42and he needs to be stitched.
11:47Listen, baby.
11:48Let's go for a walk on the roof.
11:50Why?
11:51Well, what do you mean why?
11:52To look for adventure.
11:58Calm down.
12:01Just calm down.
12:03Calm down.
12:09We're lucky today.
12:10There are two of them.
12:12Quiet.
12:13Shh.
12:16Look to the left.
12:18You see, there are two of them.
12:19Do you know who they are?
12:21Oh, brother.
12:23These are crooks.
12:25They are planning a sinister crime on the roof.
12:31Are you scared?
12:32I'm not.
12:33Well, that's how it is.
12:39What to do?
12:41Let's start the educational work.
12:45Now you will see the best ghost in the world with a motor.
12:51Wild.
12:52But pretty.
13:01What?
13:10What are you yelling?
13:11People are sleeping all around.
13:12Mama.
13:21Calm down.
13:23Just calm down.
13:27I'll catch you.
13:29Then I'll tickle him.
13:36Throw the laundry.
13:37Throw the laundry, I tell you.
13:50Listen, baby.
13:51Do you know what is the best means in the world from crooks?
13:55This, of course, is a ghost.
14:00Hey, baby.
14:01Look, the firefighters came for you.
14:04They are crawling over there.
14:07Listen, why did I suddenly want to go home?
14:12In general, I stayed here with you.
14:14It's time for me to go to bed.
14:16Be healthy, baby.
14:17I went.
14:22Baby, baby.
14:24How did you find us?
14:28How did you scare us?
14:30Why are you worried?
14:32How else?
14:34Think for yourself.
14:36What would happen if you fell off the roof?
14:39Good?
14:41What would happen if we lost you?
14:45Would you be upset then?
14:48Upset.
14:50You understand perfectly well
14:52that for no treasure in the world we would not agree to part with you.
14:58Even for 100,000 million?
15:02Even for 100,000 million.
15:06So I'm so expensive?
15:09Well, of course, you're a fool.
15:17Daddy.
15:18Daddy.
15:19Daddy.
15:21Daddy.
15:22Why aren't you sleeping?
15:23Daddy, don't be scared.
15:25I'm such a dude.
15:27If I really cost 100,000 million,
15:30can't I get at least a little cash
15:33so I can buy a little puppy?
15:38About the puppy, I can't tell you now.
15:43What?
15:50Looks like you're going to live like this for the rest of your life.
15:55Without a dog.
16:12Just think.
16:14Eight years ago
16:17you were born
16:19with this puppy.
16:22Daddy.
16:24What about the dog?
16:26Oh my God.
16:27Calm down.
16:29Just calm down.
16:48I'm not playing.
16:49I came to you on your birthday.
16:52Aren't you happy?
16:55Hi, Carlson.
16:58Hi, baby.
16:59What are you going to treat me to?
17:00A pie.
17:01With what?
17:02With eight candles.
17:03No, I don't eat one pie and eight candles.
17:07Better yet, eight pies and one candle.
17:12Believe me, Carlson.
17:15Happiness isn't in pies.
17:18Are you crazy?
17:20What else is there?
17:21They won't give me a dog.
17:24Who?
17:26A dog?
17:28What about me?
17:30Baby, I'm better.
17:32Better than a dog.
17:36I'm sorry, Carlson.
17:38Just a minute.
17:40What is this?
17:43A dog.
17:46A dog.
17:48A dog.
17:51Carlson!
17:52Carlson!
17:54They gave me a dog!
17:58Carlson?
17:59Carlson!
18:01Where are you?
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19:26Don't sigh.
19:28It's necessary.
19:30Maybe Carlson really exists.
19:34Oh!
19:36Oh!
19:41It's Carlson!
19:43Psst!
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19:59Bark!
20:03So, you have a dog.
20:08Matilda, do you hear?
20:11So, very good.
20:14It's okay, I'll make a man out of her.
20:26Bark!
20:28Bark!
20:29But your smoking may adversely affect my health.
20:34You'll have to leave this nasty habit.
20:38Okay.
20:40So, it was you, actually,
20:44who gave the announcement
20:46that you need an honest housewife
20:50with a good character.
20:52So, that's me.
20:54But we invited an educator.
20:59And who should be brought up here?
21:02Bark!
21:03Bark!
21:04What an aggressive dog!
21:07I hope, Frankenbok, you love children, right?
21:12How should I put it?
21:15Madly.
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21:30Well, go on.
21:33Keep working.
21:36I will.
21:37And I promise you,
21:39you won't recognize your child soon.
21:42Thank you.
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22:08Give me the toy.
22:10First of all, it spoils the figure.
22:13Second, go to sleep.
22:19Third, do your homework.
22:23What else?
22:26It's such a pain to bring up.
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