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00:00Wow!
00:01Superb landing.
00:02So smooth.
00:03It's the most beautiful thing we've ever done.
00:04Good.
00:05And now, what do we do?
00:06If we eat, I have a small hole.
00:07We can say that you are lucky.
00:08I can see the tavern of the fast hedgehog.
00:09These are two old friends of mine who hold it.
00:10Albert and Etel.
00:11Albert and Etel.
00:12Albert.
00:13Albert.
00:14Albert.
00:15Albert.
00:16Albert.
00:17Albert.
00:18Albert.
00:19Albert.
00:20Albert.
00:21Albert.
00:22Albert.
00:23Albert.
00:24Albert.
00:25Albert.
00:26Albert.
00:27Albert.
00:28Albert.
00:29Albert.
00:30Albert.
00:31Oh!
00:32Etel.
00:33Etel.
00:34Hey Doc, I haven't seen you in ages!
00:40Your stories were beginning to miss us.
00:49Be welcome.
00:53Hum?
00:55Hmm?
00:57Hmm?
01:05Between us,
01:06I didn't know the hedgehogs could run.
01:07Don't be fooled.
01:08They run very well.
01:09And Albert is the fastest hedgehog in the world.
01:13That's right!
01:14And what else?
01:18Perfectly.
01:19I am the fastest hedgehog in the world.
01:20Do you like that or not?
01:21Let's go swimming.
01:22You are the fastest hedgehog in the world?
01:24It's as if a chip was bragging about being the biggest animal in the world.
01:27If you want to race, a real race is when you want to.
01:32Leave him alone.
01:33Albert is not only the fastest hedgehog in the world, he is the fastest of all animals.
01:39No, the fastest of all hedgehogs.
01:41And you would be ready to bet on it?
01:43Of course he is ready.
01:45But no, let's see.
01:46He says that to laugh.
01:49It's no use betting, you are a hare.
01:51We know that you are the fastest.
01:54I knew it, you are just a coward.
01:56Me, a coward? I'm going to make you regret your words.
02:03Do I have to understand that you accept the challenge?
02:06Exactly.
02:07And what do you want to bet? Something important or something very small?
02:13Something important.
02:15As important as your tavern, for example?
02:19The tavern! The tavern!
02:23The tavern.
02:25Very good.
02:26We'll go from the big rock to the old oak.
02:28We'll do the course 100 times.
02:30If I win, your tavern will be mine.
02:32But if you win...
02:35I'll be your servant and I'll obey you.
02:37Does that suit you?
02:38It suits me.
02:40See you on Sunday at noon.
02:42Bets are open.
02:48Running faster than a hare?
02:50But that's impossible.
02:51What do you mean impossible?
02:53That word is not part of my vocabulary.
02:55Well, in fact, it means that it's not possible for a hare...
02:58I know very well what I'm talking about.
03:00It's not possible for a hare to run faster than a hare.
03:03It's not possible for a hare to run faster than a hare.
03:06It's not possible for a hare to run faster than a hare.
03:08I know very well what that means.
03:10But it turns out that my honor is at stake
03:12and that my legs, which have already done me such a precious service,
03:15will help me to take on this new challenge.
03:17Right, my legs?
03:20I'll have to find a plan.
03:22That's it, a plan that will hold the road.
03:31The race starts here, on the big rock.
03:33Then the competitors cross the forest with a thousand trees.
03:36Then the barricades open up in the tunnel of the Blairot,
03:39go over their impenetrable stream
03:41and arrive at the old oak.
03:43They go around it and start again.
03:46Hey, it doesn't look that difficult.
03:48Don't forget that you'll have to do this course a hundred times.
03:52Oh, no problem.
03:54I have a lot of endurance
03:56and my legs have never let me down.
04:07Come on, Albert, go for it!
04:09Come on, that's it, keep going like that!
04:11Come on, faster!
04:13Go for a sprint, Albert!
04:15Go!
04:16Yeah!
04:17Yeah!
04:18Hey!
04:19Oh, yeah!
04:24So?
04:25It's over.
04:27It's over.
04:28It's over.
04:29It's over.
04:30It's over.
04:31It's over.
04:32It's over.
04:33It's over.
04:34It's over.
04:35So?
04:36Did I have a good time?
04:38I don't know how to tell you that, Albert,
04:40but at the speed at which you ran,
04:42our dear friend Harold the hare
04:44would not only have won the race,
04:46but he would have had plenty of time
04:48to taste a meal in his new tavern.
04:50And that, long before you crossed the finish line.
04:53But...
04:54And a full meal, with appetizers, cheese and dessert.
04:57But what can we do then?
04:59We'll have to be smart and come up with a clever plan.
05:06Hey!
05:21Argh!
05:23Hm...
05:24It's not bad for a try, Yo-Yo,
05:26but at this rate,
05:27the hare might not be able to eat his dessert,
05:30but he would still win.
05:32I'm obviously not talking about the fact that your ridiculous hedgehog costume is absolutely not deceiving anyone.
05:39You look more like a wet gutter cat than a hedgehog.
05:47I have an idea. She has to dress like Albert.
05:51Good. And why would she dress like Albert? She runs faster than him, right?
05:56No, not at all. It's even the opposite. Albert is at least three times faster than me.
06:00Oh, this time I think I've found the plan we need.
06:07Here we are at the foot of the old oak. This is where at the end of the last turn...
06:11Yoo-hoo! We'll know who won this frenetic race.
06:15Good. As we saw, this race will start on the big rock.
06:18Okay? From there, you will run in the forest as fast as you can.
06:21And at the first opportunity, you will hide behind a tree.
06:24And you will let your competitor, this dear Harold, pass in front of you.
06:27What? But why?
06:30Harold will cross the forest at a thousand trees,
06:32will cross the swamps and all the obstacles that will arise on his way.
06:36And then? I don't see where you want to go.
06:39Then Harold will arrive at the old oak and will be ready to go around it quietly.
06:43When suddenly...
06:45Hey, I've been here for over an hour. Did you take a nap or what?
06:50Harold will be totally confused. He won't understand how a hedgehog was able to beat him.
06:56It will be enough to reproduce this strategy at each turn until the end of the race.
07:00And hop! It will be in the bag.
07:05And here it is!
07:09What a resemblance!
07:18We just have to repeat this trick a hundred times so that everything goes as planned.
07:24And here it is! With a little gray matter,
07:26we can set up a plan that allows us to beat a hare in the race without having to run.
07:31Thanks to this plan, you are sure to keep your tavern!
07:39If I understood correctly, you're suggesting we cheat.
07:41I'd rather say it's a way to be smarter than him.
07:44And don't forget the most important thing. You have to keep your tavern.
07:55Come closer, ladies and gentlemen. The bets are open.
07:59Don't miss the race of the century.
08:01You could regret the hare against the hedgehog.
08:04I'm not going to tell you that.
08:06We all know who's the favorite, so bet!
08:08Bet, my friends!
08:11Hey, tell me, Doc, how much money do we have left?
08:13Here are all our savings. Three gold coins.
08:17What if we bet them?
08:19You're not serious, are you?
08:20Not at all, Doc. There's no risk. A hare against a hedgehog.
08:23Can you imagine? It's a golden opportunity. Take advantage of it.
08:26And can you tell me who you want to bet on?
08:28Please.
08:31On the hare, of course.
08:33Then I understand. Either you didn't listen to my plan when I explained it earlier,
08:36or you don't trust me.
08:38Believe me, Yoyo, Albert is going to win this race.
08:41Well, if you say so.
08:43This race is a real omen.
08:45We've never had so many customers at the tavern.
08:48I'm not doing this race for profit.
08:50I'm doing it to defend my reputation. It's much more important.
08:54I hope you're doing it too, so we can keep our tavern.
08:57Come closer, ladies and gentlemen, come closer.
08:59I accept all the coins in gold, in silver, in copper.
09:03The tarot card, the hare, 348 against.
09:11I'm not going to cheat. I'm going to win this race.
09:14You should have thought of that before accepting this crazy bet.
09:17You're crazy! You've got nothing but a nut in your head.
09:20Now, to save our tavern, you have to cheat once and for all.
09:25I'll see you after the race.
09:28Good luck!
09:35Ladies and gentlemen, all of you, dear friends gathered here,
09:39I have the honour to introduce you to Albert the Hare.
09:44Admire this athlete.
09:46Don't be fooled by his small size.
09:48With his two kilos and his sharp spikes,
09:50Albert is the fastest hare in the world.
09:52He's already proven time and again that he's a champion.
09:55Did you think there would be so many people, Doc?
09:57It's going to be hard to stay discreet.
10:00It's nothing.
10:01This slight surprise is just a small, unimportant detail.
10:04Don't worry.
10:06You call that a small, unimportant detail?
10:13You know what they say?
10:14The last one on the starting line is the last one to arrive.
10:16We'll see about that later.
10:18My legs have never...
10:20...succeeded in beating a hare.
10:22Don't be fooled. Our plan is perfect.
10:24Please welcome our referee, Eagle Dickey.
10:31A referee?
10:32An eagle?
10:34Another insignificant detail?
10:36Listen, Doc, I've been thinking.
10:38I'm not sure it's a good idea to...
10:40Hey! He's here!
10:43I personally asked Dickey to come and referee this competition.
10:47There were so many bets, it was better to make sure.
10:50No one is trying to cheat, no matter how they do it.
10:56I don't see how we could cheat in a race.
10:59A little imagination is enough.
11:01Doc, we have to stop everything right now.
11:03Otherwise, we'll be caught.
11:05Go and tell Etel.
11:06Tell her to take off her disguise and that the masquerade is over.
11:10But if you do that...
11:11You'll lose your tavern.
11:13I'd rather lose my tavern than be dishonoured.
11:16I'll do this race my way.
11:18Don't forget that I'm the fastest hare in the world.
11:22So I have every chance.
11:24Listen, this time you're running...
11:26...against a hare.
11:28Don't forget that I have two strengths.
11:30First, my endurance.
11:32And second...
11:33Go on, Albert. I'm curious.
11:36The competitors are ready.
11:38This seemingly unequal race is about to begin.
11:46Doc, go and tell Etel before it's too late.
11:54Why won't he follow our plan? It's incomprehensible.
11:57I have a bad feeling.
11:59Poor Albert. He'll lose his tavern.
12:03We'll be too late to tell Etel.
12:06Then she'll help Albert and he'll win.
12:09No, she'll use our plan.
12:11And the eagle will notice this trick.
12:13He'll go and report her.
12:15And Albert will be accused of cheating and will be dishonoured.
12:19What a waste. What a waste.
12:22I have a better idea.
12:23With a bit of malice, we can help Albert win the race...
12:27...without him knowing we helped him.
12:29Good. And what's your idea?
12:31Actually, I've just told you.
12:33It's up to you to find out.
12:36But first, we have to find a way to divert Dicky from his mission.
12:40I knew I could count on you.
12:46After this race, I'll go and have a good meal in my new tavern.
12:50Maybe you'll be there in time to serve me dessert.
12:54Good. Stay focused. Stay focused.
12:57On your marks...
13:03...get set...
13:06...go!
13:09Go!
13:29Excellent start!
13:30And if I may, you've got a great footwork for a light, elegant hedgehog.
13:34It's the perfect base.
13:36I wish I could continue to argue with you, but I've got a race to win.
13:39Bye!
13:45Come on, my legs. Let's show him what we're made of.
13:55To divert the attention of this hedgehog, a slice of ham would have done the trick.
14:00Let's see...
14:01Oh, that's perfect!
14:05Help! My cat can't get down from the tree!
14:13Help!
14:16Can someone help my cat?
14:19Help!
14:21Help!
14:26Is there anyone in this forest who can help my cat get down?
14:31Hey! Yo-yo!
14:33Watch out! Behind you!
14:38My cat! Come back! My cat!
14:54He's coming!
14:55He's coming!
15:01Now you're coming! You took your time!
15:04But I just passed him!
15:26How did he do that? I just passed him!
15:38Huh? You again?
15:55But it's impossible!
16:01That's exactly what I don't care about. I didn't have lunch this morning.
16:05Besides, I've never eaten a cat before.
16:08Well, there's no reason to start today. It's a very bad idea.
16:12And you don't have anything more important to do, like watching a race, for example?
16:17I'll go later. I've got time for a little snack.
16:21Another unimportant detail!
16:23Help!
16:26Now that you're here, did you invite yourself or what?
16:32How is it that you're still in front of me?
16:38I've got to find an idea. That's it! Hey! Watch out! Behind you!
16:42What?
16:44That's it! It's always the easiest ruse that works!
16:54Well, aren't you running?
16:56I was just taking a little...
16:58I was just taking a little break, just to give this hare a bit of a break.
17:04Well, I'm going back now. There's still a long way to go.
17:13Wow! I'm hot!
17:35That's it! I think I've found my rhythm.
17:37Me too! But how does he do it?
17:39That's it! I think I've found my rhythm.
17:41Me too! But how does he do it?
18:01But Albert! What are you doing? Why are you running? Go and hide!
18:05I'm not following this plan. It's not a matter of cheating.
18:08I'll do this race until the end and in the most honest way possible.
18:13I think it's high time to put an end to this cheating.
18:17What do you mean, cheating? I'm a loyal hare and...
18:20Silence! No one's cheating. I'm an eagle and I wasn't born that way.
18:26I'm sorry, my eyes are probably tired. That's what happens when you forget to have lunch.
18:32Well, now, judge, if you don't see anything wrong with this, I'm off. I've got a race to run.
18:44Come on, Albert! You can do it! You're a champion! The champion of the hedgehogs!
18:48Hey, Albert! What's your other strength with endurance?
18:51Oh yeah, I forgot.
19:02Albert!
19:17I told you, Ethel. I'll win this race and in my own way.
19:22But how?
19:24Thanks to my endurance. I'm the most enduring of all the hedgehogs.
19:28Well, if that's the case, I don't see why I'd continue to let him win.
19:33Albert! Albert! Albert! Albert, my dear!
20:03Come on, come on!
20:06Come on, come on!
20:09Come on, come on!
20:12Come on, come on!
20:15Come on, come on!
20:17Come on, come on!
20:20Oh no!
20:22Get up!
20:24Come on, finish this race and we'll go home!
20:27We didn't bet on you! Come on, get up!
20:30We're going to lose our bet!
20:32That's incredible! Look who's coming!
20:39That's it, Albert. You're on the right track.
20:46We shouldn't have bet on him.
20:48We'll just have to give him a little help to cross the finish line.
20:55Nobody's going to cheat. I'll personally watch over him.
21:01He's almost there!
21:22Come on, Albert!
21:30Hmm...
21:40Did you know that hedgehogs particularly like the night?
21:44They even say that they prefer the night to the day.
21:47So they never sleep.
22:01And here's the winner of this fabulous race!
22:06Yeah!
22:07Bravo!
22:09I told you I'd make it.
22:14Where am I? What happened?
22:17I hope this bonus helped you regain your strength.
22:20You'll need it for your new job.
22:31Come on, hurry up! The customers are waiting!
22:54In fact, Yoyo, if I'm not mistaken, you bet all our savings on this race.
22:58Given Albert's code, we must have won a fortune.
23:05Don't doubt me. You bet on Albert, didn't you?
23:08You didn't do anything stupid.
23:10Listen, Doc, a hare against a hare.
23:12You'd have to be crazy to bet on the hare.
23:15But today, I must admit that you were right.
23:20God, our savings!
23:24What a race, Albert! It was remarkable!
23:26You really are a magnificent athlete.
23:29I wouldn't have been able to achieve this feat if you hadn't been there.
23:32We'd have liked to stay with you, but we have to get back on our way for new adventures.
23:37Goodbye, then. Goodbye, Albert.
23:39Simsalabim!
23:40Simsalabim!
23:41Simsalabim!
23:56Simsalabim!