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00:00Here comes the jackpot question in advance
00:06What are you doing New Year's
00:12New Year's Eve
00:20Every year, every New Year's Eve Jeff
00:24you promise me that you'll work and then you play me for the fool that I clearly am
00:28and then just at the last minute, when you know, you know I have plans
00:32you leave me high and dry, on my own, on New Year's Eve
00:36working in a business that you know I hate, but not as much as I hate you Jeff
00:41and I do hate you, I wish I never employed you
00:46So yeah, can you call me back when you get a chance, thank you
00:50Oh, don't, stop it, go away
00:57Oh, erm, hiya Nick
00:59Happy New Year, Sarah
01:03Here we are again
01:04Yeah, yeah, here we are again
01:09No Jeff?
01:10Er, no, sunnetingly no, no Jeff, it's become a little bit of a tradition now
01:16Oh, my God
01:17Sorry, are you busy on your phone?
01:19Oh, sorry, no, just my phone's broken the button and I can't put it on silent
01:24Obviously, everyone's sending me messages and texts and pictures from their night
01:27and unsurprisingly, I don't really want to see them
01:30Much better being here, you know, instead of all of those parties
01:35and people and drinks
01:39Yeah, I mean, it's not though, is it?
01:41I'm not really one for New Year's
01:42Yeah, no, I know that, yes
01:44So, you want to access your unit?
01:47Yes
01:49Come on
01:54Can you remind me of the list of things that can't be stored?
01:59Yes
02:02Stolen or illegal goods
02:04Tyres, animals, humans, dead or alive in any cases
02:07Cash, plant, food, cars, guns or ammunition
02:09or any material that is in any way toxic, hazardous or radioactive
02:13and a shop
02:14Promise you I don't have a shop
02:16Ah, very good
02:17There's a key
02:18And when you say hazardous?
02:19When I say hazardous?
02:21Well, I suppose I'd ask myself if I set fire to this item
02:24will it have potentially explosive or devastating consequences?
02:28So this
02:33would be okay
02:35Well, that's a board game
02:36Yes
02:37Is it a toxic, hazardous or radioactive board game?
02:40There's loads of paper in there
02:42There's keys
02:44I hear loads of storage places have access codes now
02:47Yes, Nick, they do
02:49and they also have the money to upgrade their systems
02:51whereas I have no money
02:52just a dilapidated building, my rivals straight across the road
02:55and you as my only customer
02:57as valued a customer as you are, Nick
03:01Well, I'm a Lord's Guard member, that's me
03:07I'll be off to my unit
03:09Yeah
03:14Won't be long
03:16See you next year?
03:18Have you been practising that?
03:22Yes
03:34Ready?
03:36Ready
03:37When I set this going, the targets will glow in the dark
03:41When I set this going, the targets will glow into self-reset
03:44We should, if I've got this right, which I'm sure I have
03:47clear out all the flux debris
03:49minimise the number of doors
03:51and be back to fully functioning
03:53But it'll be out of service for a little bit
03:56How long is a little bit?
03:59I'm not sure
04:00But that's why we're landing on the sentient beaches of San Juan Rover
04:03We'll be playing chess with the fish
04:05drinking mocktails with the lobsters
04:07Once I throw, the last lever will have seven seconds to get out
04:11We don't want to be in here when it's resetting because, well
04:15we'd die
04:26Here we go
04:28Go, go, go, go, go, go
04:38Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
04:48Where's the beach?
04:56That's supposed to be like that, is it?
04:58Not sure
05:00I've never had to do this before
05:02Are you sure we're in San Juan Rover?
05:06Eh
05:10Because it don't look very beachy to me
05:14Ah
05:15Manchester
05:16Four places
05:18Sorry
05:19New Year's Eve 2021, nine minutes to midnight
05:22TARDIS will be sort too
05:23Come on, there'll be a party on somewhere
05:32Temporal disturbance
05:34Two floors above
05:35Because of the TARDIS?
05:36Don't think so
05:37Cloak signal
05:39Should check
05:41Come on
05:43Max
05:44You hear, Max?
05:45You should understand
06:03Max
06:31Sarah?
06:34Sarah?
06:44Identify
06:47I'm Nick
06:56Mammy, it's four minutes to midnight every year
06:59Why you call me now?
07:00The lines will all be busy at midnight
07:02No, they won't
07:03Because it's not 1973
07:04I was still at work
07:06New Year's Eve is the best time to meet a man
07:09I'm not trying to meet a man
07:10I met your father on New Year's Eve
07:11You did not
07:12January 9th, same take
07:13It's literally not the same thing, Mammy
07:15Anyways, who says I even want to meet a man?
07:17And the only reason I'm working tonight
07:20is because I had to keep on stupid Jeff at this stupid place
07:23that I inherited from your stupid uncle
07:25Obviously, no offence, God rest his soul
07:27Your Uncle Barry was a saint
07:29Oh
07:31Listen, Mam
07:32I have to go, I've got a customer
07:34So, yeah, just call me the bongs, will you?
07:36The lines will all be busy
07:37No, they won't
07:38I don't like calling on the phone
07:42Go away with your stupid having fun
07:47Stupid parties, stupid drinks, stupid hair
07:50I could just die, everyone
08:00Oh, no
08:02Dalek
08:03Multiple weapon blasts
08:05Was that the time disruption?
08:06What's a Dalek?
08:09Deadliest killing machine in the universe
08:15You all done, Nick?
08:17I am not Nick
08:19Nick
08:27This area is now under Dalek control
08:32What's going on?
08:33Exterminate
08:40Dalek
08:43You'll answer for that
08:45Dalek's answer to no one
08:48Dalek's answer to me
08:50Why are you killing these people?
08:52Should we just go?
08:54I'm using my sonic to jam its weapon systems
08:57Sonic device will not override my weapons
09:01Yes, it does
09:02Because I've used it before
09:03Correct
09:05Dalek's learn
09:11Exterminate
09:13Oh, I think
09:18Exterminate
09:49But that's a board game
09:52Yes
10:01You okay?
10:02Yeah, are you okay?
10:04Not sure
10:11I feel like I've just had this one
10:13Here are your keys
10:14Get away
10:16Most places have...
10:18Access codes, yes, I know, no need to go on about it
10:23Sorry, sorry
10:25I'm just a bit spaced out
10:28I've been working too hard
10:30I'll go to my unit
10:32Yes, you will
10:34You will
10:41Oh, my God
10:46See you next year
10:47I've been practicing that
10:59Where's the beach?
11:01Whoa
11:10Anyone else got a proper day's job here?
11:13Yeah
11:15Didn't we just get exterminated?
11:19Led by the storage unit
11:33Wait, did I...
11:37Exterminate
11:40Sarah
11:44Exterminate
11:56Exterminate
11:58No, no, no
12:00No, no, no
12:04What the...
12:06Oh
12:10Oh, God
12:15I'm gonna need a weapon
12:17A weapon
12:20Jeff
12:28He's not here
12:30He should be here
12:32We've gone back in time
12:34Dalek incoming
12:36Two people in this building about to die unless we stop it
12:40So why isn't he here?
12:46Sarah
13:05This floor, they are optical
13:07Do not move
13:12Here he is
13:13Correct
13:15Exterminate
13:25Jeff
13:27Don't praise her
13:28You said it was okay
13:29Honestly, I said one unit
13:31Honestly, give that man an inch and he takes a corridor
13:42What?
13:46No animals alive or dead
13:53Oh, my God
13:55Holiday goods
13:57Oh, my God
13:59Holiday goods
14:01Probably stolen
14:07Jeff
14:08Food
14:13Gross
14:15I just need something I can use as a weapon
14:22Mum, now is really not a good moment
14:24The lines will all be busy at midnight
14:26No, they won't, Mummy
14:28I'm still at work
14:30New Year's Eve is the best time to meet a man
14:34Mum, I'm gonna have to call you back at the bongs, okay?
14:40Look
14:42No
14:43Just
14:44No, okay?
14:46Because this is my premises
14:48And you, sir
14:50Are trespassing, okay?
14:52So just
14:54Just
14:55Just
14:56Shoo, just go
14:57Just
14:58Just
14:59Get
15:00Increased fear levels detected
15:02I mean, well, obviously
15:04And how did you even find me?
15:06I changed up what I did
15:08I anticipated your change
15:11Please
15:12Please don't kill me
15:14Exterminate
15:19No
15:21Second time I've failed to save him
15:23Second time the Dalek's been cleverer than us
15:27Doctor, look
15:29He got both of them
15:36He's ahead of us
15:38Way ahead of us
15:40Correct, Doctor
15:42Dalek strategy is supreme
15:45Says you
15:46So there's no point making a run for it
15:48The entrance has been secured
15:50There is no escape
15:52If there's any consolation
15:53We'd have been shot before we got there anyway
15:55So we're dead
15:56Second time around
15:57The inferior human is correct
15:59Oi, who you calling inferior?
16:01You
16:02Assessment has been made
16:04Pretty smart, Daleks
16:06We've been here before
16:07But time reset
16:08So we're still alive
16:10You failed
16:11My mission was completed
16:13There was a disruption with time
16:16This moment is the correction
16:19There is no escape
16:21Exterminate
16:34What?
16:47Oh, no, you don't
16:56Time, time
16:57I'll not die
17:00Save dishes
17:03Gotta go get that lad
17:10I'm not going to die
17:12I'm not going to die
17:15Okay
17:27Sorry, sorry, sorry
17:28Oh, my God, Nick
17:29We have to get out of here
17:30This is what I was coming to say to you
17:31What? No, no, no
17:32We're stuck in a time loop
17:33We're killer robots
17:34Okay
17:35Yeah, that makes sense
17:36Does it?
17:37Because I actually thought I was losing my mind
17:38No, because I've been killed twice by a robot
17:40Oh, my God, me too
17:41Which is crazy
17:42Because I'm still alive, right?
17:43But I was coming back to save you on the second time
17:45You did what?
17:46But you weren't there
17:48I guess that's because you were coming up to save me, right?
17:51Yeah, yeah, that was it
17:53We must have missed each other
17:58Who are they?
18:01Hi, I'm the doctor
18:02This is Yaz and Dan
18:04How did you get in here?
18:06Wait, are you from building control?
18:07Are you from the council?
18:09Yes, we're here to control your building
18:12And three of you on New Year's Eve
18:14You make me sick
18:15Building control never sleeps with the rapid response unit
18:17And we really need to get you to safety
18:20Like right now
18:22Wait now, have you got something to do with that robot?
18:24No, and it's a Dalek
18:25Oh, my God, you know its name
18:27Are you...
18:28Is it your robot?
18:29Because you know we've died like two times so far
18:31We have died, okay?
18:33And I know that sounds mad because obviously I'm alive saying it
18:36But still, at any point you could just like jump in and say something now
18:39I'm just trying to figure out which one is most unlikely
18:41Time Loop is robots
18:43Or three people from the council working on New Year's
18:45We're here to help
18:46We're also stuck in the time loop
18:47The robot isn't a robot, it's a Dalek
18:49It's a living mutant creature inside weaponized battle transport
18:53It will kill everything, not within its own image
18:58And then what does it want with us?
18:59Why is it here?
19:00I don't know
19:01All I know is we don't have much...
19:04Time
19:06Get behind me, Sarah
19:07What are you doing?
19:08I'm being triggered
19:09Don't touch, I'm not using
19:10Okay
19:11Oh, my God
19:12I don't want to use the storage unit
19:19Where's the exit?
19:21What do you mean?
19:22Where's the way out?
19:24No, the other way out
19:26So we can escape
19:29There isn't another way out
19:30What?
19:31It's a storage unit
19:33Not a great plan, was it?
19:34Well, we're not dead
19:35From now on, I'm in charge of the plans
19:37And there's always another way out
19:38Somehow, you just have to find her
19:40Surrender, there is no escape
19:43Daleks are patient
19:45I will wait
19:49Show me your phone
19:50What do you want my phone for?
19:51That's what I was worried about
19:52What were you worried about?
19:53I'm working
19:54How did you three even get this building?
19:56If you told her, she'd never believe you
20:04Nick
20:06Why have you got all those names on the shelves?
20:08They're just ex-girlfriends
20:11They're what?
20:12Oh, this is where I keep stuff for women I split up with
20:15You know, just in case they ever ask for it back
20:19I don't want it in my eye line, you know
20:21At home, I have a very small flat
20:24They said it's a flat
20:25But it's more like a box room with a door
20:27And a toilet
20:28With like a kitchenette on the top of a toilet
20:31You have a lot of ex-girlfriends
20:35They're alive still out there?
20:36Of course, oh God, of course
20:38Oh God, you're not
20:39Yeah, no, not all of them are serious
20:41Some are just like a few days
20:45Man, you are weird
20:50What?
20:51Bit harsh
20:52Bit harsh?
20:54He comes here
20:56Here, every New Year's Eve
20:58Which is weird enough in itself
21:00And you want to do all of this
21:03Yeah, which is, that is weird
21:05He is standing right there
21:07It's fine
21:08No, it's not fine
21:09It's not fine
21:10You're the reason that I'm here
21:11You're the reason that I'm trapped in a time loop
21:14With a robot
21:16Darling
21:17Oh my, with stupidly named robots
21:19Of people I don't even know
21:21Also, what?
21:22Why?
21:23So you can catalogue your monopoly?
21:28Just throw stuff away
21:30Why?
21:35Yeah
21:37No, no, no, no, no, no
21:39No, no, no, no, no, no
21:45Get back in here
21:46Take me
21:47You can take me, just let them go
21:51Don't try and reason with it
21:54You're right, this is all my fault
21:56You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me
21:58No
21:59So you can let them go
22:05It's okay, it's okay
22:06He did that for us
22:08He did that for me
22:09It's okay
22:10For me, but it's not his fault
22:11It's my fault
22:12Oh my, giddy aunt
22:13What the?
22:14Mammy, please, now is not the time
22:16But the lines will all be busy at midnight
22:18No, they won't, goodbye
22:20Let's focus on what we can do now
22:22You know, I said there's always another way out
22:24Yeah
22:25There isn't
22:26Solid concrete walls, thick ceilings
22:28Take a long time to resonate through those
22:30And nothing of any use in here
22:31Unless you want to play Monopoly
22:33Our resources in defeating the Dalek
22:35Are limited to non-existent
22:37Do you have anything we could use to defeat the Dalek?
22:39It really is a matter of life and death
22:41I mean, the fourth floor is up
22:43I mean, there's a mad stash of stuff
22:44The fourth floor is up
22:45But we're on this floor
22:48This time
22:52Doctor
22:59Very persistent, your Dalek
23:01How do we get out of here?
23:03I don't think we do
23:04But we get another go
23:05Except we'll have less time
23:07What?
23:08I felt it the second time
23:09But this time, I'm certain
23:10Time on your phone proved it
23:12We're coming back a minute later each time
23:14Last time, it was eight minutes to midnight
23:16This time, seven
23:18I think the next is going to be six
23:19The time loop's shortening on each reset
23:22Is that a good or bad thing?
23:24Not sure
23:25Definitely one or the other
23:26It depends on your outlook
23:27Less time for the Dalek to find and exterminate us
23:30Equally, less time for us to figure this out and defeat it
23:34Whatever's causing the time loop
23:37Can't sustain it
23:38It must be under some sort of pressure
23:40That's why it's decreasing
23:42Either way, the loop repeats
23:44Time repeats
23:45So we need to be the variation
23:47We need to be unpredictable
23:48So the Dalek can't guess what we're going to do next
23:50Next time, we don't come back here
23:52That's what he'll be expecting
23:55Go straight to the fifth floor
23:56See what that moustache has to offer
24:00What about Nick?
24:07Surrender
24:08Congratulations
24:10The most evil creature in the universe
24:12Has successfully vanquished an old door
24:16Silence
24:17No chance
24:18You just can't seem to get rid of us, can you?
24:20We have learned
24:23We will exterminate all life here
24:26Until the closure of the time loop
24:28All necessary calibrations have been made
24:31The target will be executed
24:34Targeted execution of who?
24:37You, Doctor
24:39I was worried it might say that
24:41So it is your fault
24:42You killed us twice
24:43Yet we're still alive
24:44Why do you think it's going to work this time?
24:46We are relentless
24:48Your ultimate extermination and execution is inevitable
24:53You are trapped, Doctor
24:55Not trapped
24:56Never trapped
24:57You won't win
24:58You never win
25:00Incorrect
25:02Exterminate
25:07Lift, fifth floor
25:19Do not move
25:21I am very much going to
25:28Just past reception
25:29Patterns indicate that's how the Daleks started this time
25:32And the time loop shortened by a minute
25:34Every time, one minute less
25:36This is tricky
25:37It seems that the time loop only extends to the radius of this building
25:43If we can stay alive and be outside the building
25:46When midnight hits
25:48We might stand a chance of getting clear of this
25:52Second Dalek signal
25:53In a different part of the building
25:55That's either an echo or
25:57There's two of them
25:59What are you doing?
26:01I'll keep the one on reception busy
26:03You two try and figure out how to stop all of this
26:06If we manage to stay alive
26:08I'll see you up there
26:09If not, I'll see you in the next loop
26:11So it better be a next loop
26:13Dan, you don't have to do this
26:15I know
26:17But you saved the entire universe last week
26:20I think I owe you one
26:25Look after each other
26:41Oh, you're here
26:43You're here
26:44I was worried you wouldn't be here
26:48Sorry I got killed, you know
26:50But you should not have done that though
26:53Especially not because of anything that I
26:55May or may not have said or
26:58Made you feel or whatever
27:01Anyways, I've got a plan
27:02We're gonna get out of here
27:03What about the others?
27:04Oh, literally not our problem
27:06They'll be fine, honestly
27:07It's probably their fault that the robots are here in the first place actually
27:09So, that's what I was thinking
27:11So yeah, come on
27:12Wait, but
27:13We don't have time for this
27:20Identify
27:22Alright, mate
27:24Are you new here?
27:25I arrived 1.93 rails ago
27:29Yeah, well, I've got some stuff I need stored
27:32And I just wanted to see what was available
27:35Daleks do not store stuff
27:38But you're in the wrong job then, aren't you?
27:41What are you, some kind of automated staff?
27:44What does this make?
27:46This is do not approach
27:48I get a friendlier voice though
27:49This one's a little bit greater
27:52What kind of a welcome is that?
27:54Hey
27:55I'll be calling you to your manager
27:57Daleks do not have managers
27:59It will make that part of your problem
28:01Electron energy particles detected
28:03You are a friend of the Doctor
28:05Analysis concludes this is a delaying tactic
28:10Took you long enough
28:11Dexterity
28:21What the hell is that?
28:25And what's all this stuff?
28:27Do you know no one's paying for anything on this floor?
28:29If Jeff is subletting this place
28:31Honestly, I'll actually
28:32This is crazy
28:33And he knows I never come down here
28:35This is unbelievable
28:36Please don't tell anyone from the council about this
28:37They're not from the council
28:39Oh yeah
28:40Where to keep track?
28:41Oh, Mammy
28:42Please don't call before midnight
28:43How many times?
28:44No, the lines won't be busy
28:45What do you mean?
28:46I haven't spoken to you since August
28:48Yeah, I know
28:51The rope is over there
28:52They must be trying to hunt us down
28:56He escaped us over that way
28:58Through that corridor
29:02Listen, I, um
29:04I lied to you earlier on
29:07I didn't come and try to save you
29:10That second time
29:14Right
29:15Yeah
29:16I went to find a weapon
29:18Just on Jeff's, on the fifth floor
29:22Right
29:23Guess that's a valid approach
29:26But like, I'm sure
29:28That had I found a weapon
29:30And not been killed
29:32Then I absolutely
29:35Would have come to save you
29:38Probably
29:40Except I would have been dead
29:42Yeah, admittably
29:43That was a flaw
29:45But that's why I came to save you this time
29:50Thanks
29:57I really appreciate you trying to save me
30:00You know, not many people would have done that
30:03Some close friends and family included, actually
30:18We should get going
30:19Don't want to get killed
30:23We're never going to get that moment on the beach
30:25Where you tell me everything that happened to you, are we?
30:27Of course we will
30:33Interesting
30:39Not sure these are particularly useful resources
30:48Eugh
30:50Who eats beans and then thinks
30:52These could just do with being a bit beefy?
30:55Nobody by the looks of things
30:56These are three years out of date
30:59Huh
31:06I think Jeff might live here
31:15Oh, Jeff
31:16You bad, bad man
31:20Yes, this is the sort of stuff
31:23That I'm going to need
31:25Yes, this is the sort of stuff
31:28About which you would ask yourself
31:30If I set fire to this
31:32Will it have explosive and potentially devastating consequences?
31:36And the answer is
31:37Yes
31:38Surrender, Doctor!
31:52It's blocking our exit
31:55Oh
31:59Why do you always put your stuff into storage?
32:01Just before midnight, New Year's Eve
32:03Hell's a little over-organized
32:11That's the time I know you'll be here
32:14Jeff always says he don't
32:19I have an embarrassing crush on you
32:23I don't mean the crush is embarrassing
32:25I mean
32:27The time
32:28It's an embarrassing time to let you know
32:36And so why are you saying it to me like this now?
32:38Because I'm going to be killed by aliens in a minute
32:41Again
32:42I guess
32:45I'm just
32:46Just worried that one of these times I won't make it back
32:53How long has this been going on for?
32:55Three years
32:56Oh my
32:57What?
32:58Three years?
33:00That is so stalkery
33:03I prefer unrequited
33:05Or shy
33:07Stalkery would be if I was menacing you
33:09Or said anything about this at all
33:11Which I haven't
33:12No
33:13And I wouldn't
33:14No
33:15If I wasn't going to be
33:17No!
33:19You're going to be sorry for that
33:22Daleks are never sorry
33:39Come on
33:40Come on
33:41Do it right now
33:42I haven't opened you in years
33:43But just work with me
33:44Exterminate
33:49You will not escape us Doctor
33:54You will never escape us
33:57So two of you
33:58Bad news
33:59Bad news on top of previous bad news
34:02Not my favourite New Year's Eve
34:04Your attempts to evade us are futile
34:07Agree to disagree
34:09Why have you created a time loop?
34:11We did not create the time loop
34:14The time loop was created by your TARDIS
34:19We caused it with the reset
34:21Dalek Command identified the energy pattern of your TARDIS
34:25And dispatched Daleks to execute you
34:28For your actions against the Dalek race
34:32Which particular actions?
34:34Using the flux to destroy the Dalek war fleet
34:39That wasn't my idea
34:41That was a Sontaran stratagem that I hijacked
34:45You are responsible for the destruction of millions of Daleks
34:50Your death is the priority of the Dalek race
34:53We will not stop
34:55Exterminate
34:59We made it back
35:01I'm alive
35:02Alright, don't get cocky
35:04Reception
35:05Take the stairs
35:06I mean, thanks, it'd be nice
35:11Okay
35:13Where were you?
35:17Well, I can explain
35:18We had a deal
35:19Meet on the fifth floor
35:21Yes, yes, fair, fair
35:23But, yeah, okay, so I did desert you
35:26I did, but to be fair to me, I was trying to not get killed
35:28Again, so, and we almost got out
35:30Well, I almost did
35:32I got to the door, but then it zapped me
35:36Well, actually, it zapped
35:38It zapped us
35:40Oh, my God, Nick
35:42Oh, shit, I have to go get him
35:44No, no, you have to stay here
35:45There's more than one of them
35:47I'm not just going to wait for him to get killed
35:49I don't care if he's a weirdo
35:51And he is, he is a weirdo
35:53You know, but he's decent
35:56And he's got a good heart
35:58My friend Lauren actually says that good-hearted weirdos are actually the keepers
36:01So
36:03What?
36:05No, nothing
36:08No
36:10We need to stay here and come up with a plan
36:12I can fix this
36:14Well, then why haven't you?
36:16You haven't done a very good job so far, have you?
36:18Oi, I don't see you coming up with solutions
36:20Yeah, because it's not my fault, is it? It's hers
36:22There's no point us all sticking together
36:24If we keep on dying multiple times
36:26Including the time you followed your own plan
36:28Didn't go well, did it?
36:30Please, you need to trust me
36:32Do as I ask and stay here
36:34No, you don't understand
36:37Nick doesn't survive past five-two
36:40So if he doesn't survive this time
36:42Then there's not going to be another five-two
36:45It'll be four minutes to
36:47And then he'll be dead
36:49Properly
36:51That's right, isn't it?
36:53Stay here
36:55Together
37:01Do not move
37:03No, I'm going to move
37:05Do not move
37:07I told you, no
37:09That's not right
37:11Daleks are supreme
37:16Okay, come on then
37:18You got me again
37:21Say it
37:23Asa
37:36Asa
37:38I'm not dead
37:41I can make it to midnight
37:43I can make it out
37:45You think you can kill Rasta?
37:53Nick, what happened here?
37:55Don't worry, I dealt with them
37:57I took them out, they're not coming back
37:59You're welcome
38:00I mean, they will
38:02Because the fact that there's two of them
38:04It's a way of keeping you inside the time loop
38:06So what did you do?
38:08It was a lot of strategic analysis
38:10Weapons assessment
38:12And battle-ready thinking
38:13Did you duck?
38:14Yeah
38:15Nice
38:21You saved him
38:23I saved myself, actually
38:25Yeah, no, what really happened?
38:27Yeah, you did talk two of them out
38:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, two top-level ones as well
38:31They're the same as the others, don't knock it
38:33That could mean there's more on the way, right?
38:35Knowing Daleks
38:36Yeah, listen, we need to be strategic
38:37And we need to work together
38:39The Daleks have learned and applied it across the loops
38:41We need to do the same
38:42Yeah, but if we get rid of them, then we can get out
38:44There's a door downstairs in the basement
38:46Without the force field-y thingy on it
38:48We have to think longer term
38:50As in four minutes longer term?
38:52Exactly
38:53We don't get out this time
38:54But we formulate a plan
38:55Which guarantees we make it out before the loop closes
38:58How would you feel about destroying this place?
39:03I mean, I'd have to talk to my insurance providers
39:05I don't think you'll be covered for an active Dalek
39:07I mean, this place is all I have
39:09If you don't get out, you won't have anything
39:11Who is he? What is he talking?
39:13Who are you?
39:14Notice in my mate, that's my job
39:16Thanks, Sheffield
39:17Shh, shh, shh
39:18How'd the plan work?
39:19Next loop, we have four minutes
39:21We divide, that's four minutes each
39:23Times five, that's twenty minutes
39:25And we know there's a stash of toxic and combustive materials on the fifth floor
39:29This floor's too far up
39:31Blow all the Daleks in
39:32Be sure they're destroyed
39:33Get back down here and out the rear exit
39:35Yeah, but there could be more of them in the basement
39:37And Jeff has all of this stuff down there
39:39Even though I explicitly said to him not to have any more stuff in there
39:42Honestly
39:43Look, if we're going to divide up
39:45Some of us could go upstairs to the fifth floor
39:47Get Jeff's stuff, bring it down
39:48And then wrap it around his other stuff downstairs
39:50I want the Dalek things just to find us
39:52I can make the Daleks think we're somewhere else
39:54I can use my sonic to bounce our life signals off the wall
39:57Sort of sonic ventriloquism
39:59It's my party trick
40:00If I do it long enough to confuse the Daleks
40:02We can lure them to wherever we want them to be
40:06Ah, but I'm going to need an ignition trigger
40:09Oh my god, are you serious?
40:12Two birds, one stone
40:13Or two Daleks, one phone
40:16Yeah, no, the other one's better
40:17Can you get your mum to call at exactly ten seconds to midnight?
40:20Absolutely not, she's not doing that
40:22Not even if her daughter's life depended on it?
40:24If our lives depend on my mother
40:26Ringing me at a time I actually ask her to
40:29Honestly, we're all dead
40:32I'll try, I'll try
40:34So we're good
40:35We make this work
40:37Next time round
40:38But we failed to do this the last five times
40:41And this time we've even less time
40:44What makes you think that this is going to work?
40:46Because something seems impossible
40:48We try, it doesn't work
40:50We try again
40:51We learn
40:52We improve
40:54We fail again
40:55But better
40:56We make friends
40:57We learn to trust
40:58We help each other
41:00We get it wrong again
41:02We improve together
41:04Then ultimately succeed
41:07Because this is what being alive is
41:09And it's better than the alternative
41:12So come on you brilliant humans
41:15We go again
41:17And we win
41:19Deal?
41:21Deal
41:23Deal
41:25Deal
41:26Deal
41:28Deal
41:32Exterminate!
41:50I'm so tired
41:56Fuck
42:01Oh, come on
42:07No, no, no
42:09That's unfair
42:10Daleks are not fair
42:13Daleks are unstoppable
42:18Oh, crap
42:27Shit
42:44I got away last time
42:50I can't execute the plan in time if it's dark
42:53Stay here
42:54No, wait
42:55Stay here
42:56I need to know where you are
42:57We've only got four minutes here
42:58Stop leaving us all the time
43:00We're all worried
43:01But I'm trying to keep everyone safe
43:16Have you ever told her?
43:19Told her what?
43:21How you feel about her
43:26I don't know what you mean
43:31Yeah, you do
43:40Is it that obvious?
43:42Well, maybe not to a good hearted way though
43:45I spent four years travelling the world with you
43:48I saw it then
43:50You didn't half came looking at that hologram
43:52I didn't
43:54I mean, it was just that...
43:56She just...
44:04I don't know what to do, Dan
44:08I've never told anyone
44:10Not even myself
44:13Just tell her
44:15It's not that easy
44:17Look
44:18I took way too long to tell somebody that I liked them
44:21And then the universe ended and everything got messy
44:27I wouldn't want that to happen to you, Sheffield
44:36Dan?
44:39Don't move
44:41There's one behind you, Yaz
44:52Doctor!
44:53The doctor cannot save you
44:56The doctor will never save you
45:17I'm sorry
45:19I'll fix this
45:21Incorrect
45:23Exterminate!
45:28I'm hungry now
45:30Exterminations all do that
45:33Right
45:34Why would he call them this stuff off?
45:36Let's have a look
45:37Who?
45:39Oh, Jeff
45:41You bad, bad man
45:43Dan, come and help me with this
45:45Yaz, go get Sarah and Nick
45:46Bring them down here
45:48What about all the stuff on the fifth floor?
45:50Just bring them down here
45:54Sorry
45:56No time
45:57Really, no time
45:59My actions are catching up with me
46:01Time is catching up with me
46:03I will not let you die because of decisions I've taken
46:06Please, go get the others
46:09Right
46:11She likes you
46:13I like her too
46:14No, I mean
46:16She likes you
46:20I don't understand what you're saying, Dan
46:22I think you do
46:24But for some reason
46:25you pretend to me
46:28and to her that you don't
46:45Get your dreams back!
46:50Sorry you're going to be losing this place
46:52Oh, I'm not
46:54It was, um
46:55You know, it was a family obligation
46:56and then
46:57everyone was grieving
46:58and then I sort of stepped in to help
47:00It just sort of became my life, really
47:01when I wasn't looking
47:02Right
47:03And that way that life does, you know
47:04So who named it El Storage?
47:06Oh, El
47:07No, it's, um
47:08The S Fellow
47:09Right
47:10If this place blows up
47:11I mean, you're going to lose all your stuff
47:12Yeah
47:13I feel like I'm done with it
47:17They're never asking for this stuff back, are they?
47:18Are my exes?
47:20No, they're really not
47:23And what are you going to do without this place?
47:25God, I don't know
47:27I always sort of wanted to travel
47:29Yeah, I had this, um
47:31Yeah, I had this romantic notion
47:32I suppose that I would go travelling the world
47:34with someone
47:35But, um
47:36Yeah, I never really
47:37never really had someone to do with
47:39I can't feel
47:40Come on, about what time?
47:41But this is the plan
47:42Basement, now!
47:44I'm
47:49I'm
47:51No human presence
47:52Life signals in sub-ground level space
47:58Analysis suggests
47:59the Doctor's survival plan
48:01centres on that location
48:04So wait, am I getting my mother to ring there or what?
48:06I don't know anymore
48:10Ah, great!
48:11Well done
48:12Why has the plan changed?
48:13The plan hasn't changed
48:15Are those fireworks in those boxes?
48:16Jeff
48:17If we're to stand the best chance
48:18we need to be one loop smarter than them
48:21The Daleks will learn
48:22based on the information we give them
48:24in the hole of the next loop
48:25that last one loop
48:27becomes a decoy loop
48:29Just give them false information
48:30and change what they predict
48:32Bingo!
48:33Decoy plan
48:34You know the plan
48:35Do the opposite
48:36as soon as it resets
48:37Then when it resets for the final minute
48:39we will have the narrowest
48:40of narrow, precious advantages
48:42Surrender, Doctor!
48:48You took your time
48:50Not even wearing a watch
48:51Doing it for show
48:53Still haven't beaten us then?
48:55The time loop is almost closed
48:57You cannot escape us
48:59I can
49:01Because we've got a brilliant plan
49:02Haven't we got a brilliant plan?
49:05Yes
49:08See?
49:09Worried now
49:10Daleks are not worried
49:11You should be
49:13Exterminate!
49:18Shut up!
49:20Exit the ascension device
49:23Sorry
49:24Important stuff to do
49:25Really important stuff
49:41Oh hey Mum
49:42Hello
49:45Yeah, just trying to say
49:47Happy New Year really
49:51And I miss you
49:54And I love you
49:56Yeah, because I'm not really sure
49:58I say that enough
50:00Are you drunk?
50:02No, I'm not drunk, Mammy
50:04Oh God, are you ill?
50:06No, I'm not ill
50:08Do you know what?
50:10Happy New Year
50:11I love you
50:12I have to go
50:16Male human located
50:22He has returned to the subsection of the facility
50:27The objects in this unit have been placed as a barrier
50:31Male human is behind its belongings
50:37What are you going to do now then?
50:42Exterminate!
50:52Thanks for the therapy
50:54Explain
50:56Exterminate
51:08Top floor
51:09Electricals, women's wear, fish tanks
51:13Locating the doctor
51:16Hey, do you want to join?
51:18Explain
51:20I'll just have some beef and beans
51:22Might put on the hoomananny
51:24What about you? Any plans?
51:26Seeing friends?
51:27Daleks do not have friends
51:30Yeah, well
51:31You've only got yourselves to blame for that
51:33You will never escape execution
51:36Let's see, shall we?
51:38Brace for the final go around
51:42Exterminate!
51:49Ma'am, don't speak
51:50I need you to call me ten seconds before midnight, okay?
51:53The lines will...
51:54Just do it, bye
51:59Thanks
52:04Run!
52:05Run!
52:10We've been so good on supermarket sweep
52:13Doctor identified, exterminate!
52:24We're running out of time, doc
52:25Really aware of that, Dan
52:28We've got to go, we've got to go
52:29The doctor has deceived us
52:32Life signals detected in sub-ground level space
52:38Go, I'll be right behind you
52:42Go!
52:45Haven't seen this much gunpowder since 1605
52:49Halt!
52:51Doctor!
52:57Doris, just shoot it!
53:00Switching to dark vision mode
53:04Dark vision mode interference
53:06It is the doctor
53:08Human life signals detected
53:10Converge
53:12We know you are hiding within this collection of objects
53:18False signal confusion done
53:19Just answer the phone
53:23This way!
53:29Where's the doctor?
53:32Everybody get clear! Get down!
53:36Sarah?
53:37Human presence confirmed
54:00Good fireworks, though
54:04Fair play to Jeff
54:09Wait, we're alive
54:13You did it! Time didn't reset
54:16We did it
54:29We did it
55:00Good display
55:07Just for me, is it?
55:18Look at you
55:22So much better
55:23So much better
55:28Thanks for looking after us
55:31If you did
55:35Quite mysterious, really
55:40What did you mean when you said your actions were catching up with you?
55:46Nothing
55:49Nothing
55:50I don't remember
55:51I say lots of things
55:52We all say lots of things we don't mean
55:54And so we do
55:59Do you know what I've always wondered?
56:00The lost treasure of the Fleur Delamar
56:02What ever happened to that?
56:05Shall we go have a look?
56:10It's ridiculous
56:11Just use the wheels
56:12I'm fine, babe
56:13Oh my god, this is the most silliest type of macho-ness I've ever seen
56:18Hiya, mommy
56:19Hiya, mommy
56:20Yeah, we're just about to get in a taxi to the airport
56:22Have you got your passport?
56:23What? Do I have...
56:24No, I don't have my passport, mommy
56:25I set fire to it in a bin last night
56:27Yes, I have my passport, of course
56:30I'm a grown woman
56:31And I ran a business by myself for almost five years
56:34Before you burned it to the ground
56:36It burned to the ground, yes, admit it
56:39But you know what?
56:40There's a lot more to that story than you know about, so...
56:43Isn't there always?
56:44Isn't there always?
56:45Well, moral of the story, I have my passport, so...
56:47Oh, look
56:48Hello, Mary
56:49Oh, hi, Nick
56:51OK, mom, I'll call you from the other side of the world, OK?
56:54Bye
56:55Bye
56:56Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye
56:58Do not flirt with my mother, please
57:00I'm just being nice
57:01He's being nice
57:02Boy, so she doesn't think I'm a mad woman
57:04for travelling around the world with a man I just met
57:07I guess it's a weird first date
57:08As opposed to our actual first date
57:10where we were killed, oh
57:12where we were killed eight times by robot aliens
57:15And saved by a woman in an old police box
57:17But was that a first date?
57:18I feel like it was more of a meet-cute
57:20Did you?
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