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00:00:30I hate these damn training fights.
00:00:38You'd like them more if you did them better.
00:00:46Blast it!
00:00:49That's right.
00:00:52Why, you arrogant little...
00:00:57That's one!
00:01:08Stop! Stop, I tell you. That's enough.
00:01:11This is battle training, not a drunken brawl.
00:01:13Skill, not stupidity.
00:01:15Let's go again.
00:01:16No, that's enough for today.
00:01:18Now pick up all those weapons you dropped.
00:01:23Try to hang on to this.
00:01:25You did no better.
00:01:28This isn't over.
00:01:29Very well.
00:01:31What's wrong?
00:01:33I hired those boys to spar with you, not to hurt you.
00:01:36Their skills are excellent.
00:01:37Aye, they know what they're doing with a sword.
00:01:39It's their character that has me worried.
00:01:41They came with questionable references.
00:01:42Then why use them?
00:01:44Because my purse is nearly empty.
00:01:46The need to protect the king has never been greater.
00:01:48One would think he would receive us with a queen.
00:01:54Sir Robert.
00:01:57At your service, Your Majesty.
00:01:59And this must be the young Captain Reynolds.
00:02:03At your service, Your Majesty.
00:02:05I was informed that you would be using the queen's retreat today.
00:02:09Your Majesty, the grounds are perfect for training.
00:02:11Our soldiers are training closer and closer to our living quarters.
00:02:16Soon there will be manoeuvres in our bed chambers.
00:02:20Come.
00:02:21Come walk with me.
00:02:27Captain, as you are aware, the Princess Gwendolyn is to be married to the Sassanian King Alfred.
00:02:34King Alfred has sent a company of his soldiers to escort the princess to their wedding.
00:02:41There is some question as to the integrity of the Sassanian soldiers.
00:02:48Mercenaries, most all of them.
00:02:50Not very well trained, I'm afraid.
00:02:53The king is aware of that.
00:03:00The king has approved a plan whereby one of our highly skilled and accomplished officers
00:03:09and a few of his, shall we say friends,
00:03:13would pose as civilians and join the Sassanian procession.
00:03:20Well, I think it is a splendid plan.
00:03:23Don't you?
00:03:24Your Highness, I am flattered and honoured that I have been considered for such an illustrious assignment.
00:03:32But if I may be candid...
00:03:38Please, do so.
00:03:41To send someone of my expertise on what is no more than a chaperone's job
00:03:46while the king needs me in far more dangerous regions.
00:03:50So you would prefer not to go?
00:03:55But if the king so wishes...
00:03:57The king will not order you to go.
00:04:01Captain, the king's enemies are growing, not just in their numbers, but in their ruthless brutality.
00:04:10The princess will be vulnerable on her journey.
00:04:13She's going into wilderness, into lawless land.
00:04:20As her mother, I want the best.
00:04:33Your Majesty, as I recall, Master Robert spent some time in his youth in Sassania
00:04:40and has often spoken of returning.
00:04:43And I know that a few of my friends would be happy to tag along.
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00:06:32The Queen did have a good plan, it just didn't work.
00:06:36A band of mercenaries suddenly attacked, the Sarsinian soldiers ran off with the horses.
00:06:43Captain Reynolds was left with a handmaiden, an ambassador and a few dispersed members
00:06:48of the still loyal king's guard... and one very cantankerous princess.
00:06:53Sir Gerald, make them stop!
00:06:55Make them stop!
00:06:57The Princess says stop!
00:07:03No, no, keep going!
00:07:05Why have you stopped?
00:07:07We must stop!
00:07:08There's no place to stop, Your Highness.
00:07:09Come on, all of you, get going now!
00:07:11No, we are staying here!
00:07:13I said move, that's an order!
00:07:14And I command them to stay where they are!
00:07:16Or have you forgotten, Captain, that I am the King's daughter?
00:07:20Never forget who you are, Princess Gwendolyn.
00:07:25That is why you must let me do my job.
00:07:27Running me to death is not your job!
00:07:29Keeping you and your diary safe is, so please...
00:07:31What a fine job you have done at that, Captain.
00:07:33It was your future husband's army of underpaid rabble
00:07:36which ran the moment these bandits attacked.
00:07:51Huh!
00:08:17Hurry up!
00:08:18You're right, watch it!
00:08:48Ah!
00:09:13Watch out!
00:09:19Ah!
00:09:22That was a waste of powder and shot, Your Highness.
00:09:24I would have disposed of him myself.
00:09:26Well, obviously, Captain, I do not share your confidence.
00:09:29I assure you, Your Highness, before this day is over, your opinion will change.
00:09:32Of all the arrogant things I have heard!
00:09:34I'm sorry, Your Highness, but we simply must go.
00:09:37What about the others?
00:09:39They'll be along soon enough. Now, can we go?
00:09:49Sir Gerald, shall we?
00:09:51Unfortunately.
00:10:09Looks like the Captain's been through here already.
00:10:11He'll have the table set before we get there.
00:10:13Hold up.
00:10:15What's wrong?
00:10:16I'm getting too old for this.
00:10:18Nonsense. We Browns just don't do running.
00:10:33Are you sure you want to do this, lads?
00:10:41Go on, go on!
00:10:42There you go!
00:10:46Yeah!
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:19Ah!
00:11:32Ah!
00:11:34Ah!
00:11:37Ah!
00:11:39Ah!
00:11:41Ah!
00:11:44Ah!
00:11:45Oh!
00:11:46Oh!
00:11:47Oh!
00:11:49Oh!
00:12:09You pest!
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:19Oh!
00:12:20Oh!
00:12:21Ah!
00:12:22Oh!
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:31Katie!
00:12:34Katie.
00:12:35Are you all right?
00:12:36Ah, it's just a scratch. And you?
00:12:38Clean as the day I was born.
00:12:40Aye.
00:12:47Hmm.
00:13:08Quickly!
00:13:18What's wrong?
00:13:19There's your hat!
00:13:20Who cares?
00:13:21Your hat!
00:13:22I don't know. I must have lost it back down the trail.
00:13:24Forget it!
00:13:25The hat!
00:13:26Wait!
00:13:27I hate that hat.
00:13:41Ta-da!
00:13:43The hat is the most important part of the uniform.
00:13:46You daft man!
00:13:47We're not in uniform!
00:13:48These are not Kingsguard uniforms!
00:13:50Our mission specifically requires us to wear...
00:13:55the hat.
00:13:57I hate this hat!
00:13:59Ah!
00:14:00Ah!
00:14:01Ah!
00:14:02Ah!
00:14:03Ah!
00:14:04Ah!
00:14:05Ah!
00:14:06Ah!
00:14:07Ah!
00:14:08Ah!
00:14:09Ah!
00:14:16Ah!
00:14:17Ah!
00:14:18Ah!
00:14:19Ah!
00:14:20Ah!
00:14:21Ah!
00:14:22Ah!
00:14:23Ah!
00:14:42Quickly! It's perfect.
00:14:43It hardly looks perfect.
00:14:45You're speaking militarily.
00:14:55Come on, Adam.
00:14:56Geddon's got breakfast waiting for us.
00:14:58Hope it's sausage and fresh eggs.
00:15:00Of course it is.
00:15:02Pretty maids sing in love songs.
00:15:11I cannot go another step.
00:15:14Here, everyone take a drink.
00:15:19Are you going to allow us to stop here for a moment, Captain?
00:15:23There'll be no more running.
00:15:25Wonderful news.
00:15:27Absolutely wonderful.
00:15:29Thank the Saints.
00:15:30All of them.
00:15:32What do you mean, Captain, there will be no more running?
00:15:35Here come the others.
00:15:37Captain, I asked you for your intentions.
00:15:40My apologies, Your Highness.
00:15:42We will take them on from here.
00:15:44The position is right.
00:15:52Right for what?
00:15:53To rid ourselves of these troublesome bandits, of course.
00:15:57I do not understand.
00:15:59Do you intend to stand and fight them?
00:16:02Exactly, Your Highness.
00:16:03The ground is just right.
00:16:08Unless you are proposing to continue running?
00:16:13Glad you could make breakfast, gentlemen.
00:16:15Wouldn't miss it, Captain.
00:16:16Never dream of it, sir.
00:16:19Very nice views, Captain.
00:16:21They're the best in the neighborhood.
00:16:23See what fortifications you can work up.
00:16:25Tip over the cart.
00:16:26We'll use it as a redoubt.
00:16:27Yes, sir.
00:16:29Tip over the cart.
00:16:30We'll use it as a redoubt.
00:16:31Yes, sir.
00:16:32Give him a hand, Adam.
00:16:33Yes, sir.
00:16:34Right away, sir.
00:16:36Captain, you are not seriously trying to fight them in this pathetic ruin?
00:16:42It is just what we need, milady.
00:16:44They will have to come across open ground to get to us.
00:16:46We have good enough shots and have enough powder to do serious damage by the time they get here.
00:16:50And what if they wait until nightfall?
00:16:52I have no intention of giving them that much time.
00:16:55Princess!
00:17:01Stay away from the windows or we'll be drawing fire soon enough.
00:17:17Nice of you to accept our invitation.
00:17:19Captain, too lovely a spot not to accept.
00:17:22I've never seen so much money in all my life.
00:17:25Too much, if you ask me.
00:17:27Brings nothing but trouble.
00:17:30I wouldn't mind having that kind of trouble.
00:17:33Don't you be giving silly ideas in your head.
00:17:35I may be many things, sergeant, sir.
00:17:37But a thief I'm not, nor ever have been.
00:17:41Yes, that's true.
00:17:43Though the royalty behind us will never believe the likes of us weren't thieves.
00:17:47Just in time for breakfast, William?
00:17:49A gentleman is always on time, sir.
00:17:53What fool would miss the opportunity to dine with the most beautiful woman on the continent?
00:17:59What's that?
00:18:00Our lady.
00:18:01What?
00:18:02Our lady.
00:18:03Our lady.
00:18:04Our lady.
00:18:05Our lady.
00:18:06Our lady.
00:18:07Our lady.
00:18:08Our lady.
00:18:09Our lady.
00:18:10Our lady.
00:18:11Our lady.
00:18:12Our lady.
00:18:13Our lady.
00:18:14Our lady.
00:18:16Your Highness.
00:18:18And the lovely Roxanne.
00:18:21You foul sewage animal!
00:18:23Roxanne!
00:18:24Sorry, milady.
00:18:28I do not retract my statement.
00:18:36Sorry to be late, captain, but it's this idiot's fault.
00:18:40His unprofessional behaviour is at fault, sir.
00:18:43Get set, they're coming!
00:18:44To the windows!
00:19:14Like a snake in its hole.
00:19:17Should I have them bring the horses down?
00:19:18No.
00:19:20Leave them to water and rest. We'll not be here long.
00:19:31Your Lordship.
00:19:33Where are they?
00:19:35In that ruin there.
00:19:38And the princess?
00:19:42With her dowry.
00:19:44Excellent.
00:19:46Charge them right down the middle.
00:19:48Overwhelm them with your numbers.
00:19:51This is your plan?
00:19:53Your Lordship, the situation calls for that tactic.
00:19:58And how many men will I lose?
00:20:00As many as it takes.
00:20:02Could be a rather steep price.
00:20:04The dowry is more than worth it.
00:20:06And a handsome prize it is.
00:20:09And all mine.
00:20:12Just for letting you.
00:20:14Keep the pretty little princess.
00:20:18Come on, Talbot.
00:20:20Now you can tell me.
00:20:22Do you intend to hold her for a king's ransom?
00:20:30Fine.
00:20:32Keep your little secrets.
00:20:33I'm not interested in your motives.
00:20:36Only the dowry.
00:20:37Then heed my advice and charge them at once while you still have the chance.
00:20:40Are you trying to say that I am not a match for a handful of king's guards?
00:20:45You will be more than an equal if you charge them now.
00:20:48We will do this my way.
00:20:51And I will show you that a man doesn't have to be trained by a king's instructor to be able to outsmart his enemy.
00:21:01Your Lordship.
00:21:10Yes.
00:21:16This is an undercover operation.
00:21:18Do I look like a Sarsenian?
00:21:20Do I fight like a Sarsenian?
00:21:22Forget the bloody hat!
00:21:23How many times do I have to tell you?
00:21:25It's not the look I'm going for.
00:21:27Are my boots not custom made by the finest Florentine craftsmen?
00:21:31It's your sense of style that is a problem.
00:21:33I have a great eye for style.
00:21:35Zingbe.
00:21:36Nobody's wearing those boots anymore.
00:21:39Are you two girls going to stop arguing and help us turn over this cart?
00:21:48Whoa! Wait.
00:21:55Ready.
00:22:01Look, Captain.
00:22:09They are surrendering.
00:22:11To your positions.
00:22:14Princess, no, please. Come, for your safety.
00:22:21Don't see any heel pieces.
00:22:24Be nice to have a counting.
00:22:26How many muskets they have, how deep their powder.
00:22:29I might be giving us an opportunity for that.
00:22:31Sergeant.
00:22:32Yes, sir.
00:22:33Get yourself ready.
00:22:35Yes, sir.
00:22:37Captain.
00:22:38Princess, please, remain behind the redoubts.
00:22:40Captain, I must know what is going on.
00:22:43Of course, Your Highness.
00:22:45First, I'm going to do a little reconnaissance.
00:22:47It's important to know your opponent before battle.
00:22:50But, Captain, they are offering a white flag.
00:22:52Actually, it isn't undergarment.
00:22:56Captain, are you getting smart with me?
00:22:59I'm sorry, Your Highness, but it is the same.
00:23:02Their white flag means nothing.
00:23:06Well, do not see why we simply can't buy our freedom.
00:23:09These are the type of people motivated by greed.
00:23:11They just want money.
00:23:12Your Highness, these are men who already have death warrants on their heads.
00:23:16They will not honor any pact you make with them.
00:23:18Besides, my duty and that of my men is to deliver you and your dowry safely to the Sarsenian King.
00:23:24And that is what we will do.
00:23:28I will not bargain with murderous scum.
00:23:31But, Captain, you only have...
00:23:38four men.
00:23:45I have much more, Your Highness. Much more.
00:23:49I have four men.
00:23:53From the King's guard.
00:24:00I also have Master Robert.
00:24:03Finest sword instructor in the land.
00:24:06Trainer of the King's guard.
00:24:08We also have his able assistant, Katie McDeer, which makes six.
00:24:12And me, sir. Don't forget me.
00:24:14Yes, and Adam, though only a servant, quite handy in a fight.
00:24:18So, you see, Your Highness, we have seven.
00:24:23Eight, counting myself.
00:24:26And if any of your entourage wishes to throw in,
00:24:32why, we would be quite a formidable force.
00:24:35You are mad!
00:24:37It may be so.
00:24:39But still, we must get you and your dowry to your wedding.
00:24:45What if I command you to negotiate with these men?
00:24:49I swore an oath to obey the King,
00:24:51and that exceeds any commands from you or anyone else.
00:24:54And that exceeds any commands from you or anyone else.
00:25:01Sir Gerald!
00:25:03Yes, Your Highness.
00:25:04Come here, please.
00:25:05Yes, Your Highness.
00:25:08Sir Gerald, please tell Captain Mellots that he must obey my command.
00:25:13Yes, Your Highness.
00:25:15I mean, my lady, I'm afraid he is quite within his rights.
00:25:20He is Captain of the field and trained for this kind of thing.
00:25:23He's far more experienced than you are.
00:25:24Oh, shut up!
00:25:26I will have you know,
00:25:27you will be severely punished for this and drummed out of the guard.
00:25:31That is your privilege, Your Highness.
00:25:33Now, if you will excuse me, I have business to attend to.
00:25:36Sergeant!
00:25:37Captain!
00:25:38In an accounting, men, muskets, you know the routine.
00:25:39That I do, Captain.
00:25:41Captain!
00:25:43I insist on being a part of any negotiations.
00:25:47There is simply too much at stake for my father and his kingdom
00:25:50to be left in the hands of an ambitious young officer.
00:25:54You could not be further from the truth, Your Highness.
00:25:57So you say.
00:25:58But I still insist on being a part of the negotiations.
00:26:00I told you, I was not going to negotiate.
00:26:03Your sergeant is going out to meet with them, is he not?
00:26:05I will not allow you to leave my side!
00:26:10Sir Gerald, then, will go as my emissary?
00:26:12I will?
00:26:14Sir Gerald is a bona fide representative of my future husband's family.
00:26:18Have it your way, my lady.
00:26:22Your Highness, please.
00:26:24I beg you, I'm not qualified for such an assignment.
00:26:26Well, of course you are.
00:26:28My lady, truthfully, I'm nothing more than a pathetic drunk.
00:26:31A court fop.
00:26:33This is not my milieu.
00:26:35The only reason I'm here is because your future husband,
00:26:37the King of Sarsenia,
00:26:38agreed to pay off all of my debts if I made this journey.
00:26:44No one else in my family would go.
00:26:48That is all well and done, Sir Gerald,
00:26:49but I must have a representative to these negotiations.
00:26:53And as meager as your credentials may be,
00:26:55you are my only choice.
00:27:13Wonderful day for a walk, isn't it, your lordship?
00:27:15What?
00:27:17Wonderful day for a walk.
00:27:19Do you not realize, you blathering buffoon,
00:27:22that every musket they have is now aimed at us?
00:27:26Exhilarating, isn't it, sir?
00:27:29Not really.
00:27:34Captain, your man is acting like a clown.
00:27:37The sergeant knows exactly what he's doing.
00:27:39Princess, please get your head down.
00:27:44Damn it, madam.
00:27:45What am I supposed to do?
00:27:47Talk pompous, your lordship.
00:27:49You can do that, can't you?
00:27:59Me and representative guard present credentials.
00:28:07Give me your credentials, your lordship.
00:28:09Credentials.
00:28:11Credentials.
00:28:14Sir Gerald, Patrick, Waynesworth, Duke,
00:28:17Dorchenes, first regent to the second house of Avonia
00:28:21and earl of the castle.
00:28:24Shut up.
00:28:26And I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:28:28No, no, no.
00:28:31You're doing it all wrong.
00:28:33Haven't you ever done a negotiation before?
00:28:35What?
00:28:37You've never done a negotiation before?
00:28:39A white flag negotiation?
00:28:41A what?
00:28:43Blasphemy, a fool who's never done a negotiation before.
00:28:44Huh.
00:28:46How the devil do they expect to make this work?
00:28:49Well, what difference does it make?
00:28:51What difference does it make?
00:28:53Blasted man, I've done 23 of them.
00:28:56In each of God's seasons.
00:28:58In all of nature's calamities.
00:29:00At Cumsford River.
00:29:02Glenbrot.
00:29:03And the Battle of Argony.
00:29:05You was at Argony?
00:29:07With Taylor's Crossing, too.
00:29:09Blasted all.
00:29:11So you see, there's a procedure to all this nonsense.
00:29:14There is.
00:29:16Come on, old man.
00:29:18You're part of history here.
00:29:20There's a royal princess and kings involved.
00:29:22Balladeers will be writing songs about us.
00:29:24They will.
00:29:26Aye.
00:29:28So see, you got to follow the procedure.
00:29:30What's the...
00:29:32What's the right procedure?
00:29:38You're supposed to ask him his terms first.
00:29:40Tell him the terms.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:44What are your terms?
00:29:46The terms.
00:29:48Oh, dear.
00:29:50Terms.
00:29:52Uh, terms.
00:29:54Uh, terms.
00:29:56Uh...
00:29:58Representative of the King of Sarsenia,
00:30:00who, in all of his power,
00:30:02and wealth,
00:30:04and wisdom,
00:30:06you are to lay down your weapons
00:30:08and leave the field.
00:30:10Leave the field at once.
00:30:12Those who do not obey this command
00:30:14will be punished
00:30:16quite severely.
00:30:19That's it?
00:30:21Uh...
00:30:23For the moment.
00:30:25And now I tell him ours?
00:30:27No, no, no.
00:30:29Now you go back to your leader
00:30:31and you tell him what the terms are.
00:30:33And then you come back.
00:30:36But that's a lot of walking back and forth.
00:30:38Tell me about it.
00:30:40You didn't volunteer for it, did you?
00:30:42Never.
00:30:44No, never does.
00:30:46But once you do it,
00:30:48it keeps sending you till...
00:30:50Good luck!
00:31:02Are you mad?
00:31:04Shut up.
00:31:06I'm counting.
00:31:08What do you mean, counting?
00:31:10Counting their men, Your Lordship.
00:31:20Now remember, papas.
00:31:23What do you mean, their terms?
00:31:26Well, it's the procedure,
00:31:28Your Lordship.
00:31:39Good God!
00:31:41They shot him!
00:31:43Yes, Your Lordship.
00:31:45Works every time if they send a novice.
00:31:47What happened?
00:31:49The sergeant has a knack for this sort of thing.
00:31:51But someone has been shot.
00:31:53One of theirs by their own.
00:31:55Now they have one less to charge us
00:31:57and we have not even started.
00:31:59Oh.
00:32:01I see.
00:32:04This band of captains of theirs is a callous fellow.
00:32:07Your Lordship,
00:32:09I will concentrate all my forces on their front wall.
00:32:11I did not ask for your advice, Talbot.
00:32:14No, Your Lord, you did not.
00:32:16Good, because I have already decided
00:32:18what action to take.
00:32:20Blackwell!
00:32:22Yes, Your Lordship?
00:32:24You'll deliver a message.
00:32:26And get it right!
00:32:29Gates of the damned.
00:32:31What is it?
00:32:33The big fella east of the trees.
00:32:35Look who's joined the party.
00:32:37Talbot.
00:32:39Augustus Talbot!
00:32:48Curse that man to hell.
00:33:05Well, if it isn't old Tommy Blackwell.
00:33:08Lieutenant Blackwell.
00:33:10Still keeping company with the scum of the earth, I see.
00:33:15You have but one hour.
00:33:27Now what?
00:33:29Pack for lunch.
00:33:31I believe this mutton stir your Lordship.
00:33:33And at least 40, sir.
00:33:35They're a rebel, all right.
00:33:37But not much discipline.
00:33:39Their captains kill us in crude.
00:33:41Their muskets look poorly maintained.
00:33:43They seem to have powder involved with what they carry.
00:33:47No supply wagons that I could see.
00:33:49That's about what we're made of it from here.
00:33:51They have given us one hour.
00:33:53And then, I think they intend to kill us all.
00:33:57I don't think so.
00:33:58I think they intend to kill us all.
00:34:01Then Talbot is not in charge yet.
00:34:03You spotted him too, sir.
00:34:05Unfortunately.
00:34:07How do you know he is not in charge?
00:34:09Talbot would never give us time. He would charge right away.
00:34:11Well, the devil is Talbot.
00:34:13A traitor, sir.
00:34:15Most foul.
00:34:19Augustus Talbot.
00:34:21Former commander of the Kingsguard.
00:34:23Something has turned him against the king.
00:34:26He's betrayed the king.
00:34:28To his enemies.
00:34:30Betrayed the honor of the Kingsguard.
00:34:33A traitor.
00:34:35Murderous bandits.
00:34:37These are the men you wanted to negotiate with.
00:34:39I was wrong, captain.
00:34:41I was terribly wrong.
00:34:43Yes, your highness.
00:34:45Well, do not gloat on it, captain.
00:34:48No, your highness.
00:34:50Now, how are we to deal with Mr. Talbot?
00:34:54Same as before.
00:34:55They've given us time to reduce their numbers,
00:34:57create some dissension among their ranks.
00:34:59They will then either disperse or charge us.
00:35:02And you are confident you will defeat them?
00:35:06We are the Kingsguard.
00:35:08We are the best.
00:35:10Sergeant.
00:35:12Yes, sir.
00:35:14Get ready, Donald, William and...
00:35:16Captain.
00:35:18Just give me a minute to warm up.
00:35:20Your offer is most generous.
00:35:22John, you know I'm the best man for the job.
00:35:23Get me the sergeant Tadotto here.
00:35:27I'll send Donald and William first.
00:35:29They should give you enough time.
00:35:31Yes, sir.
00:35:33Put Donald right, William left.
00:35:35Now, Donald.
00:35:37If your highness will kindly retire to the redoubt,
00:35:40we'll begin our assault.
00:35:42Are you going to use the tiger-claw tactic?
00:35:44No, detective.
00:35:46Well, don't be so surprised, captain.
00:35:48My father often spoke of it.
00:35:50Starring the beast, he used to say.
00:35:53Yes, the king did favour it.
00:35:55We will swipe at Mr Talbot's friends
00:35:57with three deadly claws.
00:35:59Very good, captain.
00:36:01You may carry on now.
00:36:03Why are you so stubborn?
00:36:05I'm not wearing the hat.
00:36:07You underestimate the value of this hat.
00:36:09It's worthless.
00:36:11No, no, no, it is priceless.
00:36:13It shields you from the sun.
00:36:15You can drink water from it when you are thirsty.
00:36:17And the plumage sets the ladies on fire.
00:36:19Very impressive.
00:36:21But I'm going to kill bandits,
00:36:23not danzels.
00:36:25Well, you too.
00:36:27Stop.
00:36:29Captain.
00:36:31Yes, Donald?
00:36:33Do I have to wear my hat?
00:36:35No, you do not have to wear your hat.
00:36:37Thank you, sir.
00:36:39Sir, there.
00:36:41We'll be waiting for you.
00:36:43I hate that hat.
00:36:45I'd be so much happier if you had some style.
00:36:47Ready?
00:36:49On his discretion.
00:36:54Damn.
00:37:00You scum.
00:37:02You've got my shirt dirty.
00:37:11Oh, my gun.
00:37:16I need to rub down.
00:37:18Come on.
00:37:20Get him.
00:37:22Get back.
00:37:24It's a trick.
00:37:26Come on.
00:37:28Get him.
00:37:30Get back.
00:37:32It's a trick.
00:37:56I wanted anyone who tried to run from that ruin shot.
00:38:01That was my order.
00:38:03Why was my order not obeyed?
00:38:05Surely you can see this is a trick.
00:38:07What trick?
00:38:09They're trying to get more help.
00:38:11It will not arrive on time.
00:38:13That is not what they are doing.
00:38:15They're using a tactic called the tiger claw.
00:38:17They're using it to reduce your numbers.
00:38:19It is one man we're talking about.
00:38:21There will be others.
00:38:22One king's guardsmen with rapier
00:38:24can take out upwards of a dozen men in just minutes.
00:38:29You're a fool for these guardsmen, Augustus.
00:38:32Maybe you should see if they'll take you back.
00:38:37These men who you mock
00:38:39have already taken three from you since you arrived here.
00:38:42I tell you again, Lord Morton, charge them now.
00:38:45If they are one man weaker, you have all of your men.
00:38:48I grow weary of these men.
00:38:49One man weaker, you have all of your men.
00:38:51I grow weary of these intrusions, Augustus.
00:38:55Delacruz, take three men and cut him off.
00:39:00And do not come back without his head.
00:39:05It is my tactic that will reduce his numbers.
00:39:08To attempt such a thing would be making a grave mistake.
00:39:19Come.
00:39:38Come to wish me luck?
00:39:41How could you do such a thing to me?
00:39:44I am the princess's lady-in-waiting.
00:39:46I am not a cheap chambermaid.
00:39:49A tramp, no less.
00:39:51Did you read her poetry and tell her she was your true love?
00:39:56Of course not.
00:39:58Then explain yourself.
00:40:01Now.
00:40:03There may never be another time.
00:40:09As you said, my lady,
00:40:11you are the princess's lady-in-waiting,
00:40:14while I am just a lowly soldier.
00:40:16Hopes can one such as I have
00:40:18that one such as yourself
00:40:20would not soon tire of me.
00:40:23Tire of you?
00:40:26I adore you, William.
00:40:32Do you?
00:40:40I wanted to give you this, for luck.
00:40:42But it is all I have.
00:40:44I may need it to buy my freedom.
00:40:47Have faith in me, my dear.
00:40:49Upon my life, no man here today
00:40:51shall deny you your freedom.
00:40:53Then take this.
00:40:55Stay your hand.
00:40:57I need no material object for your luck.
00:41:01Just the words from your lips
00:41:03bless me like a thousand pieces of jewellery.
00:41:07And a kiss
00:41:09is all I need.
00:41:13Enchant me.
00:41:25William,
00:41:27it's time.
00:41:30My adoring audience awaits.
00:41:42And off you go now, lad.
00:42:01Another has left, your lordship.
00:42:03Good.
00:42:05You three.
00:42:07Gold coin for anyone who brings back his head.
00:42:13You see, Augustus,
00:42:15patience will yield great rewards.
00:42:27They cut onto us, sir.
00:42:29Then it will be easier to get the third claw onto them.
00:42:43Aye, Captain Reynolds.
00:42:45Would you help me board them up, sir?
00:42:47My honour.
00:42:52My lunge is not too keen.
00:43:07Now you're not going.
00:43:09No.
00:43:10Now you're not going.
00:43:12I'm sending Otto.
00:43:13No, do not.
00:43:16As you've taught me, a leader's decisions must be based on reason,
00:43:19not emotion.
00:43:21The right decision is to send Katie.
00:43:23Katie McDeer.
00:43:25She's fast and agile
00:43:27and lethal.
00:43:32I cannot do that.
00:43:36She's my daughter.
00:43:38What?
00:43:39You heard me.
00:43:41Katie's my daughter, my blood.
00:43:43No one knows.
00:43:45For the honour of her mother.
00:43:47It's no wonder she's a demon with a rapier.
00:43:49She's been a good student.
00:43:51Then why send her?
00:43:53Because Talbot's out there.
00:43:55We both know what has to be done to solve this predicament.
00:43:57John, Katie serves you best out there.
00:44:01I've trained her.
00:44:03I know what she can do.
00:44:10Eddie.
00:44:12Captain.
00:44:14Are you sure of this?
00:44:19Yes, sir.
00:44:39Let's go.
00:45:05I've sent another one.
00:45:07We'll be so good as to get that one.
00:45:09Oh, Lord, we owe her.
00:45:11Fine.
00:45:16I use this trick.
00:45:17They send three claws from different directions.
00:45:50William will be the first one back.
00:45:52You will see, milady.
00:45:53Yes, I'm sure he will.
00:45:56All the men, and Katie, too, of course, will return.
00:46:00The bandits will go away, and we will be on our way
00:46:03to Sarsenia in the most marvelous wedding
00:46:06any kingdom has ever seen.
00:46:08Now, Roxanne, you are very confident.
00:46:11Are you not?
00:46:13No, no.
00:46:14The captain is doing a very good job.
00:46:16He knows what he is doing.
00:46:18The men say he's the best.
00:46:20William always speaks highly of him.
00:46:23And he is very handsome, is he not?
00:46:26I have not noticed.
00:46:30Do you think I should get my hair
00:46:31done like the duchess's?
00:46:33The duchess needs to hide her jowls.
00:46:36Your highness should never hide such a beautiful face.
00:46:42Roxanne, why not go watch for your soldier friend, William?
00:46:46Thank you, milady.
00:46:50Sergeant, you may enter.
00:46:53Thank you, your highness.
00:46:57This is the best we could do, your highness.
00:46:59We always try to travel light.
00:47:02Oh, these will do fine.
00:47:03Thank you, sergeant.
00:47:05My pleasure, your highness.
00:47:07Sergeant?
00:47:10Yes, your highness?
00:47:12Tell me about Captain Reynolds.
00:47:16What about, your highness?
00:47:17Well, his story, of course.
00:47:19Aye, well, there's a story for you.
00:47:26I like stories very much.
00:47:28Yes, your highness, if I may.
00:47:47At 12, he came to us a dirty faced street thief,
00:47:53a orphan most his life.
00:47:56A fighter, all right.
00:47:58Took three constables to chain him to the prison wagon.
00:48:04Myself and some friends intervened.
00:48:06Paid his fines and put him to work in the stables at first.
00:48:11But he didn't stay there too long.
00:48:14Had a military mind, a survivor, a fighter, a winner.
00:48:22At 14, he was wrapping bandages of men gushing blood
00:48:26and loading muskets in the front lines.
00:48:29And you should have seen him at Ogilvy, milady.
00:48:32A mere 17-year-old leading a charge into pure hell.
00:48:38Excuse my language, your highness.
00:48:41No.
00:48:42No, please, sergeant.
00:48:43Go on.
00:48:48There's not much more to say, your highness,
00:48:52other than this.
00:48:54There isn't a guardsman who wouldn't follow him.
00:49:00A man who has lived as much, he must think of me
00:49:04as such a spoiled child.
00:49:07Never would Captain Redlands think of you
00:49:10that way, your highness.
00:49:13Don't be so sure of that, sergeant.
00:49:22Did the princess not go to the Baroness Helene's apartment
00:49:25in the Mussolini quarter every Wednesday
00:49:27for three months last autumn?
00:49:31Yes, I did.
00:49:33How did you know?
00:49:34We were stationed nearby.
00:49:37And every Wednesday, the captain would find an excuse
00:49:41to patrol that sector.
00:49:43A blind man could see the look on his face
00:49:45whenever he caught sight of you.
00:49:55You may leave now, sergeant.
00:49:57Yes, your highness.
00:49:58Yes, your highness.
00:50:29Hello.
00:50:32Don't you be coming near me, laddie.
00:50:34Lady, I am a gentleman.
00:50:35You have nothing to fear from me.
00:50:38But I must warn you, there are far worse dangers in these woods
00:50:42for you and your dagger.
00:50:43I'm warning you, sir.
00:50:44Don't you come a step closer.
00:50:46I'll sheathe my sword.
00:50:50Better?
00:50:51Yes, much better.
00:50:55Come on, now, you bloody swine.
00:51:26Yah!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:34Ah!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:36Ah!
00:51:37Ah!
00:51:38Ah!
00:51:39Ah!
00:51:40Ah!
00:51:41Ah!
00:51:42Ah!
00:51:43Ah!
00:51:44Ah!
00:51:45Ah!
00:51:46Ah!
00:51:47Ah!
00:51:48Ah!
00:51:49Ah!
00:51:50Ah!
00:51:51Ah!
00:51:52Ah!
00:51:53Ah!
00:51:54Ah!
00:51:55Ah!
00:51:56Ah!
00:51:57Ah!
00:51:58Ah!
00:51:59Easy.
00:52:16Alas, sweet maiden, I have promised my heart to another.
00:52:22I do.
00:52:30Tea, Captain.
00:52:33Thank you.
00:52:38Any sign yet?
00:52:41Do not worry.
00:52:42We will all be back soon.
00:52:44Yes, I'm sure of it.
00:52:52How long have you been with the Princess?
00:53:03Four years, Captain.
00:53:06Must be difficult serving the Princess?
00:53:13No.
00:53:14You must not misjudge the Princess.
00:53:18I do not judge the Princess.
00:53:19Of course you do, Captain.
00:53:22Do you know that she is saving our King with her marriage to the Sarsenian King?
00:53:28The King would never force his daughter into a marriage she did not want.
00:53:32You are right.
00:53:34He did not want her to marry a man she did not love.
00:53:36But she insisted.
00:53:38Do you remember how many ships our King lost in last winter's storm?
00:53:42Twelve.
00:53:43Half as much cargo.
00:53:45That is why the King's treasury is near ruin.
00:53:48It's a desperate situation.
00:53:50There is no other way.
00:53:53The Princess's marriage will form an alliance that will save her father's crown.
00:53:58I did not know.
00:54:01Captain, please, do not tell her I've told you.
00:54:06Of course.
00:54:50What light through yonder window breaks?
00:55:05Tis the east, and Juliet is the sun.
00:55:10Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon!
00:55:20Go on, kill her!
00:55:39It is my lady.
00:55:40It is my love.
00:55:51Is he all right?
00:55:54My dear fellow, what's wrong?
00:55:56I have been wounded by his words of love.
00:55:59He's trying to upstage me, sir.
00:56:02He does this all the time.
00:56:03Nonsense, Adam.
00:56:04It is wonderful.
00:56:06Thank you.
00:56:08This is marvelous.
00:56:51And now, the lovely cream hilt emerged, like the dawn from the dark clouds.
00:57:18Oh, the maiden standing there in all her splendor and that gallant warrior's hot rose
00:57:26was in him as he gazed upon her, her, her, her face glowed enchantingly, for leave was
00:57:37granted for a cream hilt to bestow a kiss upon him, bestow a kiss upon him.
00:57:48And never in all of Siegfried's life had anything so pleasant befallen him.
00:57:56Tschüss.
00:58:18Are the claws in sight?
00:58:24No, not yet.
00:58:26The timing is right.
00:58:27Princess, please, prepare for fire.
00:58:30Gentlemen, shall we let them know we're still here?
00:58:34Aye.
00:58:35Straight on, sir.
00:58:36On my mark.
00:58:48Ah!
00:59:04Your Highness.
00:59:06Captain, you did not expect me to just stand by and watch?
00:59:09No, I would not expect you to stand by and watch.
00:59:18Ah!
00:59:29Enough of this waiting.
00:59:37Fill her up.
00:59:38Yes, sir.
00:59:40Don't worry, dear.
00:59:42William has gotten through far worse.
00:59:55Ding day!
00:59:56Hey, Mensch.
00:59:57Master's jealous here.
00:59:58Look at him.
00:59:59What a mess.
01:00:00He could not be helped.
01:00:01Now you've got him.
01:00:03Hey, Mensch.
01:00:04Master's jealous here.
01:00:05Look at him.
01:00:06What a mess.
01:00:07He could not be helped.
01:00:08Now you really need his hat.
01:00:12I hate this hat.
01:00:24Get him!
01:00:34Ah!
01:00:48Do you think I would not return?
01:00:50This is dangerous business, William.
01:00:52Aye, it's most perilous.
01:00:55Perilous?
01:00:56Yes, perilous.
01:00:59William.
01:01:03It was just a kiss, Roxanne.
01:01:06A kiss?
01:01:07Yes, a trifle, really.
01:01:08Nothing.
01:01:09On the battlefield, even?
01:01:11William.
01:01:13Roxanne, she meant nothing.
01:01:15Captain, I must admit, I'm very impressed.
01:01:20Katie.
01:01:24What about Katie?
01:01:26Do not worry, Your Highness.
01:01:27Katie's a very smart lass.
01:01:29It's too dangerous now.
01:01:31She'll wait until the time is right.
01:01:37Worthless, scurrilous dorks!
01:01:40Is there not a real man among you?
01:01:43Morten.
01:01:45I told you, you are no match for the King's Guard.
01:01:49They have humiliated you.
01:01:51They have handled you like a child.
01:01:53And your men have suffered for it.
01:01:56Aye, Your Highness.
01:02:02Tell me you badger like a woman.
01:02:06A dried up old hag.
01:02:14It's time to put an end to your blathering.
01:02:18If you dare!
01:02:32Captain, take a look.
01:02:39Funny how some things never change.
01:02:41It looks like a domestic dispute of our favorite kind.
01:02:44And young Katie has got herself a very good view of us.
01:03:01Ah!
01:03:32Come on.
01:03:46You play with it.
01:04:01Ah!
01:04:12Listen to me, men.
01:04:14Open your eyes.
01:04:16You have followed scum.
01:04:18And will always be scum until you follow me.
01:04:26Princess.
01:04:28Our friend Talbot has taken over.
01:04:31He will rule the land.
01:04:39Morten would have given you nothing.
01:04:43I will make you all rich men.
01:04:46Yes!
01:04:48But remember this.
01:04:50The man who disobeys me once
01:04:53shall not live to enjoy his good fortune.
01:04:57The man who harms the princess
01:05:01Blades to the sky.
01:05:04We charge the ruin!
01:05:07Charge!
01:05:08And fifty gold pieces for every man there to greet me.
01:05:15Here comes Katie.
01:05:17Smart lass, like I told you.
01:05:22Well done, lass.
01:05:23Katie, are you all right?
01:05:24I'm fine, but I could use a drink.
01:05:28Talbot's taken over.
01:05:30We saw.
01:05:31He's lighting a bonfire under their breaches,
01:05:33trying to fire them up to attack us.
01:05:36And he's quite obsessed with you, princess.
01:05:46Captain, there is something that you must know.
01:05:49Augustus Talbot is house to my father's consent from my hand.
01:05:54Contrary to what some believe,
01:05:56my father left the decision for me.
01:06:00I refused the commander's request
01:06:02and he's taken his vengeance out on my father.
01:06:06It was because of me that he turned against the king and his men.
01:06:11Because you refused him, he betrayed the king and the guard?
01:06:15It is true.
01:06:17It is not the dowry he wants, it is me.
01:06:22Captain, let me go talk to him.
01:06:25Never.
01:06:29Captain.
01:06:34I am not worth the lives of these brave men.
01:06:39On the contrary, your highness.
01:06:44You and what you stand for
01:06:47are worth ten times what most wars are fought over.
01:06:51Captain.
01:06:52Your highness.
01:06:53Captain.
01:06:54Your highness.
01:06:57There is not one of us here
01:07:00who would not give up their life
01:07:02to keep you from a foul human being like Augustus Talbot.
01:07:18Captain.
01:07:22What is your first name?
01:07:25John, your highness.
01:07:28John Reynolds.
01:07:31You have a very nice sound to it.
01:07:37I believe I am falling in love with you, Captain John Reynolds.
01:07:51Captain.
01:08:13Sergeant.
01:08:15Commander Talbot is making his first move.
01:08:21Sergeant.
01:08:40Captain, it will be a trap of some sort.
01:08:43Of course. Commander Talbot will have a few tricks for us.
01:08:46But we will deal with them.
01:08:48Sergeant, you know what has to be done.
01:08:51Sergeant.
01:09:09Do not listen to me, Captain.
01:09:11Excuse me, Captain, your highness.
01:09:14But in all fairness, I am the one who should go.
01:09:17It's nonsense.
01:09:18No, it isn't. It's logical.
01:09:20You will be needed here.
01:09:22No.
01:09:24You know, it is a trap you are launching.
01:09:26I am sure it is.
01:09:28But as I said, someone has to go.
01:09:30The sergeant will be needed here.
01:09:32What skills I have will be far better used out there.
01:09:36Even if they only send one,
01:09:38the loss will hurt them more than us.
01:09:45What is this?
01:09:47It's my very own. Never miss fires.
01:09:49I have very little experience with fire.
01:09:51Just pull the trigger, your lordship.
01:09:55Have it your way, Sergeant.
01:10:10Thank you, your lordship.
01:10:12Sir Gerald.
01:10:19Cherished kisses, my lady.
01:10:21Thank you, Sir Gerald.
01:10:23I want you to know
01:10:25I have been honored to have you as my escort to Sarsenia.
01:10:29The honor, your highness, has been entirely mine.
01:10:49Sir.
01:11:08They are not spreading out, sir.
01:11:10Talbot is going to come right up the middle.
01:11:13Try to overwhelm us with his numbers.
01:11:20Shh.
01:11:22Shh.
01:11:25Sir Gerald Patrick Waynesworth, Duke of Dorshinez.
01:11:29First Regent to the Second House of Avonia
01:11:32and Earl of the Castle Waynesworth.
01:11:34And emissary of His Eminence Alfred, King of Sarsenia.
01:11:39And representative of the King's Guard.
01:11:42Your servant, sir.
01:11:49Blasted man.
01:11:50Do not tell me you are unaware of the proper procedure.
01:11:55How can they send someone who does not know the proper procedure?
01:12:11Escort the princess and Roxanne behind the redoubt.
01:12:13No, General, not what you say.
01:12:14You serve as best at the redoubt.
01:12:16If any break our perimeter, we will fall back to you.
01:12:18Set a fire down on anyone who might make it inside the walls.
01:12:21We will leave this place together.
01:12:23You have my word.
01:12:24Go now!
01:12:30Shoot!
01:12:48Fire!
01:12:50Fire!
01:12:52Fire!
01:12:54Fire!
01:12:56Fire!
01:12:58Fire!
01:13:00Fire!
01:13:02Fire!
01:13:04Fire!
01:13:06Fire!
01:13:08Fire!
01:13:19Hunt me another one.
01:13:21Must keep these guns coming. We have many bad guys to stop.
01:13:34Fire!
01:13:36Fire!
01:13:38Fire!
01:13:40Fire!
01:13:44Fire!
01:13:48Fire!
01:13:50Fire!
01:13:52Fire!
01:13:54Fire!
01:13:56Fire!
01:13:58Fire!
01:14:00Fire!
01:14:02Fire!
01:14:04Fire!
01:14:06Fire!
01:14:08Fire!
01:14:10Fire!
01:14:12Fire!
01:14:14Fire!
01:14:16Fire!
01:14:18Fire!
01:14:20Fire!
01:14:22Fire!
01:14:24Fire!
01:14:26Fire!
01:14:28Fire!
01:14:30Fire!
01:14:32Fire!
01:14:34I did not see Talbot. Anyone see Commander Talbot?
01:14:36Probably hanging back.
01:14:38Just like this scum.
01:14:40Deploy the men.
01:14:41Yes, sir.
01:14:42We need all the muskets loaded.
01:14:44William! Sir, take left side. We do not want any uninvited guests, do we?
01:14:47No one without an invitation will get past me.
01:14:58Now, my friend.
01:15:15Hey there!
01:15:17See, Otto, I don't need to dress like a scarecrow to protect you!
01:15:37I'll help you soon. I have him here.
01:15:39I don't know the musket!
01:16:09Ah!
01:16:21It's his men!
01:16:35Stay back, traitor!
01:16:40Help!
01:16:47Bleed fat, ma'am.
01:16:49My lady.
01:16:52Oh!
01:17:07Go to hell, Augustus Talbot.
01:17:09Heh.
01:17:22Tis our destiny, princess.
01:17:36I'm done!
01:17:47Goodbye.
01:17:51Oh!
01:18:05That was good, princess!
01:18:21Oh!
01:18:51Oh!
01:18:55How quaint.
01:18:57You have a protector.
01:18:59She's now under the protection of the king's guard.
01:19:01Ah, young Reynolds, the stable boy.
01:19:04It's Captain John Reynolds of the Tiger Claw.
01:19:07A stable boy, captain of the Tiger Claw?
01:19:10Not possible.
01:19:11It's not possible that a mere stable boy and a handful of men ruined your plan, Augustus.
01:19:16My plan is far from ruined, princess.
01:19:18It is only just beginning.
01:19:48Oh!
01:20:19Oh!
01:20:21Don't be careful!
01:20:48I do not die easy, stable boy.
01:20:51Augustus!
01:20:53Ah!
01:21:18Oh!
01:21:48Oh!
01:22:18Oh!
01:22:42Eins, zwei, drei, lo!
01:22:44Ah!
01:22:46Good night, William.
01:23:00And what if I were to run away with him?
01:23:03Where would you go, your highness?
01:23:05Well, I will go with you wherever you go, milady.
01:23:08As long as William does not join us.
01:23:11We would go wherever Captain Reynolds wanted us to go.
01:23:14Excuse me, your highness.
01:23:15It is my belief that Captain Reynolds would never agree to break his oath of allegiance to the king, your father.
01:23:22Even for a matter of the heart?
01:23:26Like death, in a matter of the heart, no man knows how he will act until the time comes.
01:23:31Oh, I believe I know what Captain Reynolds would do.
01:23:34That may be so, your highness.
01:23:36But if you truly love him, then first consider what kind of life your captain will have
01:23:41if you choose to break your vow of betrothal to the Sarsenian king.
01:23:47Oh, yes.
01:23:49It would be terrible.
01:23:51Oh, just terrible for him.
01:23:53At least for now.
01:23:55But we are very young, and much will change.
01:23:59Your highness, we must be on our way.
01:24:01The sun will be setting soon.
01:24:03Of course, captain.
01:24:05On to Sarsenia!
01:24:07You sure this will not be our last adventure?
01:24:11Six months after his marriage to Gwendolyn, the Sarsenian king was felled in a bizarre hunting accident.
01:24:17Princess Gwendolyn asked her father for the services of Captain Reynolds to console and protect her.
01:24:23They now have four children.
01:24:25Don't be getting saucy now, love. It was just a kiss.
01:24:28Just a kiss?
01:24:30Yes.
01:24:31Lady Roxanne decided to give William just one last chance, which he promptly betrayed.
01:24:37Three chances and three betrayals later, they finally wed, and William never strayed again.
01:24:44She, on the other hand...
01:24:47How's the roast beef in Sarsenia?
01:24:49Oh, splendid. Absolutely splendid.
01:24:51Especially with stewed potato.
01:24:53And a little bit of grog, sir.
01:24:54Of course!
01:24:55The sergeant and Lord Gerald went on to become the most powerful negotiating team Europe had ever seen.
01:25:02After retiring, they opened a restaurant that sold the tastiest Yorkshire pudding this side of Sarsenia.
01:25:07And pies, sir. Don't forget pies.
01:25:10Of course not. We must have pies.
01:25:12Apple, I would think.
01:25:14I am proud of you, Katie. You've done better than any man I've ever trained.
01:25:19Master Robert opened a prestigious fencing school in Scotland, training Highlanders.
01:25:24Much to his joy and despair, Katie became the first female member of the King's Guard.
01:25:29She acquitted herself with great honour, even though the Guardsman's locker room was not quite equipped for her arrival.
01:25:35Thank you, Daddy.
01:25:37Ruined. The entire outfit is ruined.
01:25:40It wasn't much of an outfit in the first place. It has no style.
01:25:43This time I'll select one for you. I have style.
01:25:45And finally, Otto and Donald continued to fight about clothing, accessories, furnishings, and all matters of style.
01:25:54They never agreed on anything, but succeeded in opening a small haberdashery where they invented the tie.
01:26:00So if you are ever stuck wearing one, blame them.
01:26:03Did you get stabbed in the head? I've seen dead Prussians with more style than you.
01:26:18Charge them right down the middle.
01:26:20Overwhelm them with your numbers.
01:26:25Charge them at once. Overwhelm them with...
01:26:29Here we go.
01:26:31Charge them up the middle.
01:26:34Here I come, sweet princess.
01:26:36If I could just run my dialogue earlier, we'd be home free.
01:26:39But I f***ed it up.
01:26:45Help! What do I say?
01:26:48No, after that, so you will...
01:26:51Stop! Can anybody hear me?
01:26:54Get back! Get back, don't you see? It's a trick!
01:26:57Let me do that again. I felt so hysterical.
01:27:00They're trying to get more help. It will not arrive on time.
01:27:03It's not a mistake, it's a trick. I f***ed up.
01:27:06You said mistake, I said mistake. I thought it was going good.
01:27:10And join the Sicilian.
01:27:12Sarsinian s***.
01:27:18These men who you mock
01:27:20have already taken three from you since you arrived.
01:27:23Give me that cue again.
01:27:25That is not what they are doing.
01:27:27Can we go again?
01:27:29One king's guardsman with a rapier can take out a dozen men...
01:27:32I'll say that again. Give me that cue.
01:27:34There will be others. One king's guardsman with a rapier
01:27:37can take out a dozen men in just minutes.
01:27:39That got garbly too. Let's go again.
01:27:41There will be others.
01:27:43One king's guardsman with a rapier
01:27:45One king's guardsman with a rapier
01:27:47One king's guardsman
01:27:49One more time. One king's guardsman with a rapier
01:27:51can take out a dozen...
01:27:53Let's cut to camera.
01:28:06Deploy the men.
01:28:08It's too late. F*** it.
01:28:16I feel very silly here.
01:28:18Let me try to get something going.
01:28:26I forget what I'm doing.
01:28:28It's such a shame messing up an hourglass.
01:28:30And your men have suffered for it.
01:28:32I'm doing that again. Here we go.
01:28:34They have humiliated you.
01:28:36They have handled you like a woman.
01:28:39And your men have suffered for it.
01:28:41Like a woman? Like a child?
01:28:43Like a child. Hold on.
01:28:45This reason you are...
01:28:47I'm going to go away now.
01:28:49What a mess.
01:28:51It could not be helped.
01:28:53I f***ed up again. I'm so sorry.
01:28:59Scene.
01:29:03I'll slice that pretty face of yours
01:29:05even if it's the last one.
01:29:07If I could talk, I'd be rich.
01:29:09My plan is far from ruined, princess.
01:29:12Ah, s***.
01:29:14Push him back into this light for the dialogue.
01:29:16I don't know what you're saying, but I'll try.
01:29:18Ready? And...
01:29:20Action!
01:29:42I always thought
01:29:46That I'd be the lonely one
01:29:50I was standing right by your side
01:29:54First time I saw you
01:29:57You were the only one
01:30:01My heart just couldn't hide
01:30:05I know that you never
01:30:08Will be mine
01:30:11We're close enough to touch
01:30:16But I'll love no other for all time
01:30:21I love you so much
01:30:24You are my heart
01:30:26You are the only one for me
01:30:34Even when we're apart
01:30:37There's a love a fool could see
01:30:47If we choose to fall
01:30:50Will we lose it all
01:30:55Yeah
01:30:58I never believed before
01:31:02In the magic of love
01:31:06Then you came to rescue me
01:31:10Then the sun and the moon
01:31:13And the stars fell down from above
01:31:18I know you're my destiny
01:31:22You're my destiny
01:31:25Show me the love that's in your eyes
01:31:31Should I listen to my heart at last
01:31:36Take me into your paradise
01:31:41Are we falling too fast
01:31:44You are my heart
01:31:46You are the only one I need
01:31:53Right from the start
01:31:56I could love you endlessly
01:32:02Ooh, yeah
01:32:09You are my heart