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00:00 *Musique de l'anime*
00:11 *Sonnerie de porte*
00:11 - Hello ? - How do you get in here ? The front door was locked.
00:15 - Yeah, you should leave it unlocked. It was crazy hard to kick in.
00:18 Anywho, can I get a package for... Creepy kid in egg chair ?
00:23 - That's me. - Ah ! This job does not pay enough !
00:26 - You're getting packages delivered to the school ? I don't like this.
00:30 - This should do the trick.
00:32 - A space weapon from the future ? I definitely don't like that !
00:36 - But you never said space weapons from the future were against the rules, did you ?
00:41 - Well... No. - Then I guess we're good.
00:44 - But... Okay Gwen, you win this time.
00:47 - For the record, it's not a space weapon from the future.
00:51 That would be ridiculous. It's a personality modifying ray.
00:55 It can make people nice, mean, obedient, maudlin, anything.
00:59 I'm going to use it on my parents.
01:01 You see, they're going through a hipster phase and it's frightening.
01:04 I'll be in the haunted house all day. See ya !
01:07 - Wait ! Pixar, it didn't happen !
01:09 - Ugh, fine. Make it quick.
01:11 - And look at your face ! #Gorgeous !
01:15 - What did you do to my face ?
01:18 - Oh wow, look at all the fun we had ! Let's go home.
01:21 *Growl*
01:23 - Yes, my parents are... Millennials.
01:26 This ray may fix them, but it could be dangerous.
01:28 So to be safe, I'll test it on a few kids first.
01:31 - Ah, sup dudette ?
01:35 - How you feeling today ? Maybe... Sad ?
01:38 - Duuuude...
01:40 - Okay, sad works. Let's try anxious.
01:43 - Duuuude !
01:45 - Angry.
01:45 - Confused.
01:48 - Duuuude ?
01:49 - Nice. Thanks Jude, as you were.
01:52 *Rire*
01:53 - That worked. But Jude's a pushover.
01:56 I better test it on more intense personalities.
01:59 That looks pretty intense.
02:02 - There you go Cody ! Since you let me bury you,
02:05 here's a cupcake, just like I promised.
02:07 - Oh, thanks Duncan. You're a great friend.
02:10 And now these ants want to be my friend.
02:12 - Ah ! They're biting me !
02:15 These ants aren't good friends at all !
02:17 *Laugh*
02:18 - Guys ! Shh ! I'm working on my extra credit assignment.
02:21 I know it's not due until the end of the year, but still !
02:24 - Yup. Duncan's the biggest jerk alive,
02:26 Cody's spineless, and Courtney's so uptight,
02:28 she could crush Cole into diamonds.
02:30 Time for a change.
02:31 Let's make Duncan more... disciplined.
02:34 - *Laugh* I hope they feed you to their queen !
02:37 *Laugh*
02:38 - Outdoor play ended 28 seconds ago !
02:41 Chef is so irresponsible !
02:43 I better get inside !
02:45 - Well ants, I guess it's just you and me.
02:47 - Next up, an assertive Cody.
02:49 *Laugh*
02:51 - Arrgh !
02:52 Back off ants !
02:54 You need to learn proper social boundaries !
02:57 - Amazing.
02:58 Now Courtney, time to chill out.
03:00 - There ! Finished !
03:01 Now I'll just proofread it and...
03:02 - *Laugh*
03:03 - Wow !
03:05 There are so many words in this thing !
03:08 It's stressing me out !
03:10 There ! Now you can't hurt anyone else with your words.
03:14 - If messing with people's heads is wrong,
03:16 I don't want to be right.
03:19 - No ! Please ! Don't do it Duncan !
03:21 - Don't do... what ?
03:23 - Whatever it was you were going to do to me.
03:25 - I have no idea what you mean.
03:27 I just want to stand here and think about what I can do
03:29 to be a better role model for my classmates.
03:32 - Oh, what is happening ?
03:33 - I don't know.
03:34 I've just realized how fun it is to avoid mischief.
03:37 - Oh, that's a relief because I just finished a very delicate project.
03:42 Behold ! The glasses straightener !
03:44 Before, whenever I had to straighten my glasses,
03:47 I got fingerprints on them.
03:49 But not anymore. Observe !
03:52 - *Gasp*
03:52 - Ha ! If someone got their hands on this controller,
03:55 they sure could have some fun at my expense.
03:58 - I don't see how anyone would enjoy doing that to someone.
04:01 - Phew ! I will now place it on this cubby,
04:03 right beside the blueberry pie, a rubber mallet,
04:06 and a diagram on how to give the perfect wedgie.
04:08 There ! Now I can walk away safely.
04:11 - *Groan*
04:12 - Ha ! A stupid hand !
04:14 I said stop !
04:16 - Duncan, what are you doing ?
04:17 - I... I don't know ! I don't want to prank, but I have an urge to prank !
04:22 - *Groan*
04:23 - Set up too easy ! Can't ! Not ! Prank !
04:28 - It's like he's becoming immune. Maybe a few more tries.
04:32 - Strong... Urge...
04:35 Come to... Papa !
04:38 - Ha !
04:39 - Well, I tried.
04:40 - Harold !
04:41 - Yes ?
04:42 - *Laugh*
04:47 - Hmm... Maybe Duncan's a special case,
04:49 but I should probably check on the others.
04:51 - I'm so sorry, Ant ! Please forgive me !
04:54 If you'll be my friends again, I'll let you eat the cupcake !
04:58 - It's working !
05:00 - Ouch ! These wanna be my friends again !
05:02 - Ow ! Owie ! Owie ! Ow !
05:04 - Cody's a fail, but at least Courtney's still okay.
05:07 - *Burp*
05:08 - You get an A at being chill.
05:09 - Chill, brah !
05:11 - Wait ! Why not an A+ ?
05:14 Am I slacking off at slacking off ?
05:16 - I need to write an essay on how to slack off !
05:18 - *Sigh* Okay...
05:20 So it only lasts a few minutes.
05:22 There must be some way to turbocharge this thing into making the change permanent.
05:26 Hmm...
05:27 - Hey ! Hey ! Stop what you're doing !
05:31 - Is there a rule against using your car to supercharge a Mind Blaster ?
05:35 - Hmm...
05:36 - Ugh ! I gotta update these rules of mine !
05:44 - My car !
05:46 - Eh ! My glutes can't take the pressure !
05:50 - *Laugh* This is the best !
05:53 - Obey your blaster !
05:56 - Thanks for inviting me to your house.
05:59 My body feels a little numb.
06:01 - Attitude problem, solved.
06:07 - So chill !
06:11 - That's pretty chill.
06:14 - Cody, you feeling assertive ?
06:16 - The world belongs to me !
06:18 - *Laugh*
06:20 - Very good.
06:21 Duncan, you disciplined ?
06:23 - Must obey, must obey !
06:25 - Well, everything seems in order here.
06:27 - Little help ?
06:29 - Must obey !
06:30 - No ! That's Cody's now !
06:32 - Called it !
06:32 - Must obey !
06:34 - *Gasp*
06:35 - You're Cody's now !
06:36 - Everything is Cody's !
06:38 - Now, now, Cody !
06:39 If something belongs to you, you should put it in your cubby !
06:42 I'mma walk away now.
06:44 - Harold, get in my cubby !
06:46 - Must obey !
06:47 - Wow, what's going on ?
06:49 - Ants, get in my cubby !
06:54 - Bees, get in my cubby !
07:00 - Army, get in my cubby !
07:05 - Wow, that is so not my problem.
07:10 - And Cher, get in my cubby !
07:13 - Must obey !
07:14 - Ok, now they cross the line.
07:17 Chef, Cody and Duncan are being bad.
07:20 - Troublemakers.
07:22 I'll look into it.
07:23 - Chill, Chef !
07:24 It's all good, man.
07:26 Just live your life !
07:28 - Er, whatever.
07:29 - *Burp*
07:30 - Oh, that's a relief.
07:31 Thanks, Courtney.
07:32 - What ? But Chef, the noise !
07:34 - Yeah, but...
07:35 Courtney's the biggest tattle-tale who ever tattle the tale.
07:38 She does it like, all the time.
07:40 So if she says "It's all good",
07:42 it's all good.
07:43 - What do you mean we can't fit anything else in there ?
07:46 - Dude, stop being such a try-hard.
07:50 Let the cubby take what it wants.
07:52 - You mean attach a turbo-vacuum so my cubby sucks in the entire school ?
07:56 Duncan, can you...
07:57 - Right, I have the view.
07:59 - The blaster may be a little overpowered,
08:01 but at least I won't have to take any more family selfies.
08:03 What now ?
08:04 - Hey, what's going on ?
08:06 Oh no !
08:08 I never should have listened to Courtney !
08:11 - Wahahahaha !
08:13 That does it !
08:14 - Someone needs an attitude adjustment.
08:16 - Give that to Cody !
08:18 - Yeah, that's the idea.
08:19 - Must obey !
08:20 - Duncan, blast Cody !
08:21 - Must obey !
08:22 - No, blast Gwen !
08:24 - Must obey !
08:25 - Cody !
08:26 - Gwen !
08:26 - Cody !
08:27 - Gwen !
08:28 - Cody !
08:28 - Gwen !
08:29 - Cody !
08:29 - Duncan, pretend you're a chicken !
08:32 - Must obey !
08:33 - Baka-baka-baka !
08:34 - How does that help ?
08:35 - It's hilarious !
08:37 - It's about to become super hilarious !
08:39 - Cody, no !
08:40 - Baka permanently change someone's personality.
08:42 It would be wrong to do that.
08:45 - Well, then you're about to become
08:47 something you fear the most !
08:49 - Wait, no !
08:50 - Wahahahaha !
08:53 - Do you hear ?
08:54 - Get him, my cubby !
08:55 - Full power !
08:57 - Dididididid !
09:07 - That's odd.
09:08 I could have sworn there was a school here.
09:10 #HiParents !
09:11 I'm ready for pick up !
09:12 - Gwen, are you feeling okay ?
09:14 - Sure am, silly !
09:16 - What have we done to her ?
09:17 - We're deleting ourselves off social.
09:19 - BRB !
09:22 - BRB !
09:23 - BRB !
09:26 - BRB !
09:28 - BRB !
09:29 - BRB !
09:30 - BRB !
09:31 - BRB !
09:32 - BRB !
09:33 - BRB !