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00:00 [Musique]
00:02 [Musique]
00:04 "While we're babies we make our dreams come true"
00:08 "While we're babies we'll do the same for you"
00:14 "When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there"
00:20 "Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere"
00:26 "I like it in here"
00:27 "I like robots"
00:28 "I like great jokes"
00:30 "I'm a robot!"
00:31 "I've got my computer"
00:33 "I can do the air"
00:34 "I play the piano"
00:35 "And I've got no hair"
00:37 "Ha! Me I even do"
00:38 "Me me me me!"
00:40 "Is everything alright in here?"
00:41 "Yes, Nanny!"
00:42 "While we're babies we make our dreams come true"
00:48 "While we're babies we'll do the same for you"
00:54 "While we're babies"
01:02 "While we're babies we'll do the same for you"
01:08 "While we're babies we'll do the same for you"
01:13 "While we're babies we'll do the same for you"
01:18 "Thank you for taking us to the lovely play Mrs. Nanny"
01:22 "I'm glad you enjoyed it Bunsen"
01:24 "Me me me!"
01:25 "You too Beaker"
01:26 "I like the part where those seven little aliens brought the pretty girl back to life"
01:30 "Fozzie, it was the prince who brought her back to life"
01:34 "Yeah, and those weren't little aliens Fozzie, they were dwarves"
01:38 "It was Snow White and the seven dwarves"
01:41 "Really? I thought they were related to E.T."
01:44 "Phew, I'm exhausted. I don't know about you kids, but I'm going to go take a little nap"
01:50 "Okay Nanny!"
01:51 "That play sure was cool. I want to be an actor when I grow up"
01:56 "Me too!"
01:57 "Why wait till we grow up? We can be actors right now!"
02:01 "What do you mean Kermit?"
02:03 "Easy, all we have to do is put on a play of our own"
02:06 "I know! Let's do Snow White!"
02:09 "Good idea Skeeter! Our play will be even better than the one we just saw!"
02:13 "The first thing we have to do is choose who plays which part"
02:17 "And since I am the most beautiful, you want moi to play Snow White, right?"
02:23 "No way!"
02:24 "What? I want to play Snow White! You can be the Wicked Queen!"
02:29 "Moi? The Wicked Queen?"
02:33 "Uh huh!"
02:34 *Screams*
02:43 "I'm not playing any Wicked Queen! Why, I haven't got a drop of Wicked in me!"
02:52 "Hey, take it easy Piggy!"
02:54 "Oh, uh, sorry, I don't know what got into me!"
02:58 "There's a fair way to decide who gets to be Snow White"
03:02 "There is?"
03:03 "Sure, we'll flip a coin!"
03:05 "You're the nickel Beaker, you flip!"
03:09 "Call it Piggy!"
03:10 "Uh, heads! No, no, tails!"
03:13 *Screams*
03:15 "Ha, tails! I won!"
03:18 "I'm afraid not Piggy, Beaker said heads!"
03:21 "Oh, well I said heads first, remember?"
03:24 "No way Piggy, you called tails, I won fair and square!"
03:29 "I'm going to be Snow White, and you're the Wicked Queen!"
03:34 *Laughs*
03:35 *Screams*
03:37 "You should be the director Kermit!"
03:39 "And we can be the seven aliens!"
03:42 "Buzzy!"
03:43 "Sorry!"
03:44 "Gee, I guess I better start directing, huh?"
03:47 "Piggy, Skeeter, see if you guys can find some costumes!"
03:52 "Oh boy!"
03:53 "Gonzo, Animal, you take care of props and sets!"
03:57 "No sweat, director sir!"
04:00 "No sweat!"
04:01 *Laughs*
04:03 "Rolph, you're in charge of music!"
04:05 "How's that!"
04:07 "And Bunsen, you and Beaker handle the special effects!"
04:11 "Ok Kermit!"
04:13 *Beep*
04:14 "Oh, that's great guys!"
04:16 "Awful, Beaker!"
04:18 "Ready Skeeter?"
04:19 "Whoa!"
04:20 "This is going to be a perfect stage!"
04:26 "There's a pop-up picture book here somewhere with a great castle in it!"
04:31 "Here!"
04:32 "Woohoo!"
04:33 "Oh, thanks Animal, that was cool!"
04:37 *Laughs*
04:39 "Hey, you don't look like the Wicked Queen!"
04:47 "You look more like..."
04:48 "Let me help you with that makeup, Skeeter!"
04:52 "Look everybody, Skeeter would make a much better Wicked Queen!"
04:56 "See!"
04:58 "I should be Snow White!"
05:00 "I should really!"
05:02 "La la la la la la la!"
05:04 "Oups, forget it Piggy!"
05:06 "I got the part and I'm playing Snow White!"
05:09 "Brrr!"
05:11 "Oh well!"
05:13 "That's Snow Biz!"
05:15 "Brrr!"
05:17 "Brrr!"
05:18 "I guess it was really none of my biz anyway!"
05:21 "Ha! Right, Bazooka Beak!"
05:24 "Brrr!"
05:25 "Okay, places everyone!"
05:28 "Alright, let's have the first set, Animal!"
05:38 "Raise the curtain!"
05:40 "Um, that's the wrong set, Animal!"
05:46 "Oops!"
05:48 "Brrr!"
05:50 "Good building!"
05:53 "La la la la la la la la la la!"
05:55 "Quit goofing off, Animal!"
05:57 "Sorry!"
05:59 "Let's have the music, Rolf!"
06:01 "Okay everyone, here we go!"
06:05 "Ahem!"
06:10 "Sorry!"
06:11 "Once upon a time, there was a big castle in which there lived a very wicked queen!"
06:17 "Hold it! How do you expect me to play the queen with a castle the size of a cookie?"
06:22 "This is a play, Piggy! You've got to use your imagination!"
06:26 "Oh, okay!"
06:28 "I'm imagining a fabulous castle, fit for a queen as beautiful as one!"
06:35 "Oh, I'm so cute, I can't stand it!"
06:44 "Yoo-hoo, subjects! You may have three seconds to feast your eyes on moi!"
06:49 "That's enough!"
06:53 "I don't want to blind them with my radiant beauty!"
06:56 "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest one of all?"
07:03 "I got something to tell you you're not gonna dig!"
07:07 "Compared to Snow White, you're just a pig!"
07:11 "Aaaaaaaah! You lying good-for-nothing mirror, you!"
07:16 "Aaaaaah! Hey, take it easy, Piggy! This is just a play, you know!"
07:22 "Gee, I guess I got carried away with my part! It won't happen again, Kirby!"
07:28 "Okay, let's go on!"
07:30 "Hello, Royal Exterminators?"
07:36 "I have a pest in the kingdom that I need to, uh, get rid of?"
07:41 "My place in an hour? Good!"
07:43 "Okay, Animal, change the set!"
07:46 "Okay!"
07:48 "Animal, it's upside down!"
07:52 "Too late!"
07:54 "My name is Snow White, tra-la, tra-la, and I'm the cutest bubble, tra-la, tra..."
08:02 "Hey, what happened to this place?"
08:05 "Animal messed up the set, Skeeter! Just do the best you can!"
08:10 "Okay!"
08:12 "My name is Snow White, tra-la, tra-la, and I'm the cutest girl, ha!"
08:21 "Hold it, Beaker! This is the place!"
08:29 "I know it's upside down, Beaker, but don't worry, I brought a ladder for just such a situation!"
08:36 "I said, I brought a ladder for just such a situation!"
08:42 "I haven't quite got the hang of this prop man job yet!"
08:48 "Thank you!"
08:50 "No sweat!"
08:52 "Beaker, hand me the hose!"
08:59 "What are you guys doing?"
09:01 "We're the Royal Exterminators, and we've come to get rid of a pest for the Wicked Queen!"
09:07 "What are you talking about?"
09:09 "We got a call from the Wicked Queen, telling us to get rid of her Snow White pest!"
09:14 "Huh? That's no bug, that's me! I'm Snow White!"
09:19 "You are?"
09:24 "Please, don't hurt me! I'm not a pest! The Wicked Queen is just jealous of me because I'm cuter than she is!"
09:32 "What?"
09:35 "You're right, Beaker. Don't worry, Snow White, you run off and hide in the forest, and we'll tell the Wicked Queen that we debugged her castle!"
09:47 "Oh, thank you!"
09:51 "Watch out for that last cloud!"
09:54 "Hey, you were great, Skeeter! Don't you think so, Piggy?"
09:59 "She was fair! Of course, if I were playing Snow White, it would have been superb!"
10:06 "Piggy!"
10:07 "Okay, guys, get ready for the next scene! Animal, try to get the set right this time, okay?"
10:13 "Okay!"
10:14 "Oh brother, now we need new trees!"
10:20 "Remake! Remake!"
10:22 "Oh boy!"
10:23 "Pom! Cheese!"
10:32 "Animal, you're not in this scene!"
10:36 "Okay!"
10:37 "And so, as Snow White wandered through the, uh, forest, she came upon a little house!"
10:44 "Hey, where's the little house?"
10:47 "Whoops!"
10:49 "Thanks, Animal!"
10:51 "And so, Snow White came upon a little house!"
10:55 "Is anybody home?"
10:57 "Hello?"
11:02 "Hello?"
11:06 "Anybody home?"
11:08 "Hello!"
11:09 "Oh!"
11:10 "Welcome to the Seven Dwarfs Beauty Salon! I am Nosy!"
11:16 "I'm Doggy!"
11:17 "I'm Smarty!"
11:18 "I'm Nerdy!"
11:20 "I'm Silly!"
11:22 "And we crazy!"
11:24 "I'm Snow White, and I'm looking for a place to hide from the Wicked Queen!"
11:31 "Well, you came to the right place, my little snowflake! Sit right down, and we will fix you up so no one will ever recognize you again!"
11:41 "Get the shampoo, Silly!"
11:43 "Okay! We've got lots of Silly shampoo!"
11:46 "These rollers will give you lots of curls!"
11:55 "Curls!"
11:56 "Animal, why are you putting a rock in Snow White's hair?"
12:02 "Rock and rollers!"
12:04 "A little of this chocolate sauce on Skeeter's face, and she'll look so ugly I'll have to play Snow White!"
12:15 "Ah ha! My sweet! There you are! And all ready for my special face cream!"
12:22 "I'll rub it in and make you more beautiful than ever!"
12:27 "Something is wrong!"
12:35 "It wasn't my fault! I didn't know it was chocolate sauce!"
12:39 "Oh, brother! Well, I guess that's the end of Act One!"
12:47 "This chocolate is sticky and gooey!"
12:50 "Wow! It's so good!"
12:58 "I'm going to eat you!"
13:00 "No, you're not going to eat me!"
13:03 "I'm going to eat you!"
13:05 "No, you're not going to eat me!"
13:08 "I'm going to eat you!"
13:10 "No, you're not going to eat me!"
13:13 "Would you mind telling me what you're doing?"
13:21 "Make chocolate soda!"
13:24 "You animal!"
13:28 "Hey, Guy! We've got to finish rehearsing our play!"
13:36 "Come out of there, you soda jerk!"
13:39 "Come on, Kermit! We're ready to start Act Two!"
13:43 "Oh, okay!"
13:44 "Bunsen! Beaker! Hit the lights!"
13:47 "Wait a minute! Where's the set?"
13:52 "Oof! Look out!"
13:56 "And so, after the seven dwarfs made Snow White even more beautiful than before..."
14:03 "Don't worry, Snow White! You can stay here and hide out from the Wicked Queen!"
14:08 "In return for your kindness, I'll keep your shop clean and do manicures!"
14:13 "Psst! Animal! Set change!"
14:18 "Skeeter playing Snow White! Why, she's not half as pretty as..."
14:28 "Piggy!"
14:29 "What?"
14:30 "You're on!"
14:31 "Oh! Of course! Where was I? Oh, yeah!"
14:36 "Hee hee hee hee! I'm sure my royal exterminators have taken care of Snow White by now!"
14:44 "Ralph! Knock it off!"
14:47 "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, now who's the cutest?"
14:55 "Snow White still lives in the Forest Glen and dwells with seven tiny men!"
15:03 "The magic mirror tells you true! Compared to Snow White, you belong in a zoo!"
15:09 "Uh oh!"
15:10 "Gosh! She sure takes her acting seriously!"
15:20 "This'll fix that cute little Snow White!"
15:26 "Piggy?"
15:27 "Yes, Kermie?"
15:29 "What's in the box?"
15:30 "Oh! Why, nothing! Nothing at all!"
15:33 "Hee hee hee hee!"
15:37 "Achoo!"
15:38 "Later, at the Seven Dwarfs Beauty Salon, Snow White was sweeping up while the others were out to lunch!"
15:47 "Ark! Someone is knocking at the door!"
15:50 "Ark! Someone is knocking at the... Oh! Hi there!"
15:56 "You must be the lady who wanted a manicure!"
15:59 "Actually, I... Come right in!"
16:01 "You're lucky, I just had a cancellation!"
16:04 "My, you certainly let your nails go!"
16:08 "What?"
16:09 "Oh well, that's what we're here for! We'll fix you right up!"
16:13 "I'm not sure how much more of this I can take!"
16:16 "Oops! Sorry, I'm kinda new at this! You're my first manicure!"
16:22 "Don't worry about it! You won't be around to do your second!"
16:28 "What did you say?"
16:29 "I said you're going to get a big tip in just a second!"
16:33 "I am? Why thank you!"
16:36 "Gee, whatever could this be?"
16:39 "Ha! If I can't play Snow White, no one will!"
16:54 "Hey, Piggy, that's not the way the play goes! You're supposed to give her an apple!"
16:59 "Listen, Banana Bee! I'm the queen and I ran out of apples, okay?"
17:04 "She took the words right out of my nose! Animal, act four!"
17:18 "Oh, pitiable Snow White! T'as peur de la première fois de ta vie! Quelle pitié!"
17:24 "Yoo-hoo! Magique mirror!"
17:31 "Ne me frappe pas!"
17:32 "Frappe-toi? Je ne te frapperai pas!"
17:35 "Tu ne le feras pas?"
17:36 "Pourquoi? Je ne rêverais jamais même de te faire frapper!"
17:40 "Promis?"
17:41 "Hm-hm!"
17:42 "Préparé?"
17:45 "Ok!"
17:46 "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest one of all?"
17:51 "Even with two black eyes I can see, the cutest girl in the land is thee!"
17:57 "Oh, you wonderful mirror, you!"
18:00 "Act five!"
18:05 "Later, in the forest land where the seven dwarves lived..."
18:13 "Uh, where's the forest animal?"
18:16 "Uh-oh! Forest!"
18:18 "Thanks!"
18:24 "Welcome!"
18:25 "And so in the forest land, the seven sad dwarves cried over poor Snow White..."
18:43 "She was the fairest in the land, the wicked queen got the upper hand..."
18:50 "Ha! Now we're crying at the terrible news!"
18:54 "Everybody's got the Snow White news!"
18:58 "Snow White news!"
19:01 "It's giving us the boo-hoo-hoo's!"
19:05 "Our hearts are really breaking, we wish you would awaken and take away the Snow White news!"
19:12 "Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
19:14 "I don't care!"
19:16 "Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
19:18 "My eyes are dripping and my nose is wet!"
19:23 "She was the sweetest girl I ever met!"
19:26 "Something scared her and she blew a fuse!"
19:30 "Everybody's got the Snow White news!"
19:34 "Snow White news!"
19:37 "It's giving us the boo-hoo-hoo's!"
19:42 "Our hearts are really breaking, we wish you would awaken and take away the Snow White news!"
19:48 "I don't care!"
19:50 "And take away the Snow White news!"
19:52 "I don't care!"
19:54 "Everybody's got the Snow White news!"
19:58 "Hey, someone's coming!"
20:05 "Yay, Horty, yay!"
20:10 "That's the silliest looking horse I ever saw!"
20:13 "Well, don't tell me, tell Animal, he drew it!"
20:17 "You wouldn't happen to be a handsome prince with the power to kiss beautiful princesses and wake them up, would you?"
20:25 "Uh-uh!"
20:26 "Oh, no!"
20:28 "She'll never wake up!"
20:30 "I do know a little first aid, though."
20:32 "You do?"
20:33 "Uh-huh!"
20:34 "Try it!"
20:36 "Yeah!"
20:37 "I, uh, I have never seen such a beautiful princess before!"
20:42 "Her skin is soft as snow!"
20:45 "Her eyes are, um, her eyes are, um, like two shimmering pearls!"
20:52 "Her hair is like, like, uh, amber waves of grain!"
20:58 "Ha, ha!"
21:00 "Oh, no!"
21:02 "Oh, no!"
21:04 "Amber waves of grain!"
21:07 "For her, the mountain's majesty,
21:11 "For her, the mountain's majesty, "
21:13 "That's it! I'm taking over as director of this play!"
21:18 "And so, as the handsome prince leaned closer to Snow White, uh, I can't let Curly kiss her,
21:25 "Um, uh, the big bad wolf came looking for Red Riding Hood!"
21:30 "Huh?"
21:31 "Grrr!"
21:33 "Any of you guys know how to get to, uh, Grandma's house?"
21:36 "Nuh-uh!"
21:37 "Hey, what's he doing here?"
21:39 "Excuse me, but I think you're in the wrong fairy tale!"
21:42 "Grrr!"
21:44 "That's not the way the story goes, piggy!"
21:47 "It isn't? Oh, I'll try it again!"
21:50 "And as the handsome prince, uh, was about to kiss Snow White,
21:54 "Um, the angry giant came down the beanstalk!"
21:59 "Vee, fie, foe, fog! I smell the feet of a small green frog!"
22:04 "What?"
22:05 "Piggy, don't you even know the ending?
22:08 "The handsome prince has to kiss me so I can live happily ever after with him!"
22:13 "Not if I can help it, toots!"
22:15 "It's our play and we're gonna finish it!"
22:19 "Nobody's kissing my prince but moi!"
22:22 "Come on, piggy, it's just a play!"
22:25 "Let us finish it!"
22:27 "What's all the yelling?"
22:29 "Yelling? I didn't hear any yelling, nanny!"
22:33 "We were just practicing our play, Snow White!"
22:38 "Yeah! Would you like to see it?"
22:41 "Why, I'd love to! Snow White, huh?
22:45 "I always wanted to play the part of the Wicked Queen!"
22:48 "You did?"
22:49 "Uh-huh!"
22:50 "She's my favorite too, nanny! That's exactly why I chose to play her!"
22:55 "Huh?"
22:56 "I knew it was the best part!
22:58 "Who'd want to play that boring Snow White when you could be the Wicked Queen?"
23:03 "What?"
23:04 "I'll go get my glasses and I'll be right back!
23:07 "Don't start without me!"
23:09 "I wanna play the Wicked Queen! Let me play her!"
23:12 "I wanna be the Wicked Queen!"
23:14 "Me too! Me too!"
23:16 "I'd be the best Wicked Queen of all because I'm the funniest!"
23:21 "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the funniest bear of all?"
23:27 "Fozzie Bear, I never lie. When you tell jokes, I wanna cry!"
23:33 "See? Pretty funny, huh?"
23:37 "You're the best Wicked Queen of all!"
23:40 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:42 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:44 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:46 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:48 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:50 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:52 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:54 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:56 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
23:58 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:00 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:02 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:04 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:06 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:08 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:10 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:12 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:14 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:16 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:18 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:20 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:22 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:24 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:26 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:28 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:30 "I'm the Wicked Queen!"
24:32 *Musique*