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00:00Po' Tigger, tu voudrais entendre mon nouvel oeuvre ?
00:24Eh bien, j'aimerais vraiment, Piglet, mais j'ai besoin de mettre mes chaussures en ordre, en ordre alphabétique !
00:30Mais Tigger, tu n'as pas de chaussures !
00:33Je sais, mais je...
00:37Nous aimerions entendre ton oeuvre, Piglet !
00:44Ode aux fleurs, une oeuvre de Piglet !
00:47C'est moi ! Oh, comment j'aime m'occuper des jolies fleurs !
00:52Oui, c'est comme ça, chaque jour de l'été, j'aime passer les heures.
00:56Et à chaque fois que je vois un daffodil...
01:00Yuck ! Je pense que ce truc de rime me fait mal !
01:05Dis, Piglet, tu sais, ce n'est pas un très poétique morceau de poésie !
01:11La rose, c'est tellement joli !
01:13Ça me fait toujours vouloir chanter !
01:16Yuck !
01:17Je vais voir si je peux le réparer pour toi !
01:23J'aime sentir les jolies fleurs quand je m'occupe du matin.
01:29Mais je suis tellement occupé de rimer, que je tombe dans un trou !
01:43Maintenant, c'est mon moment !
01:47Maintenant, c'est de la poésie !
01:52Voici un magnifique spécimen, aussi joli que tu le souhaites !
01:56Et il serait beaucoup plus gentil, c'est un morceau de fleurs !
02:03Oh, non !
02:06Alors, c'est parti, avec toute ta force !
02:08C'est parti, à la vitesse de la lumière !
02:10Tu dois arrêter et t'arrêter !
02:14Oh, mon amour, ce n'est pas du tout le poème que j'avais à l'esprit !
02:19Et donc, tu penses que ta difficulté est terminée, et tu es vraiment content !
02:24Mais, tu ne veux pas que la lumière s'éteigne, c'est vrai !
02:28Tu ne veux pas que ta douleur s'arrête, c'est vrai !
02:31C'est faux !
02:32C'est faux !
02:33Tu veux que j'arrête et qu'on se reprenne !
02:35Non, non, non !
02:37Je veux que tu arrêtes et qu'on se reprenne !
02:41But you don't want to slow down now, cause you forgot them bumblybees.
02:52Did I mention the brick wall?
02:54No.
02:55Sorry.
03:01If only you were just a bit, a tiny bit bigger.
03:07But since you aren't, you'll have to yell.
03:12Oh, save me, save me, Tigger.
03:14So say goodbye to all the flowers, cause this here poem is done.
03:19But just remember to thank old Tigger for giving you all this fun.
03:24Oh, that was a wonderful poem, Piglet. Very exciting.
03:28Do you perhaps have another one we could read?
03:31Help!
03:36It was awfully nice of you to invite us over to hear your poem, Piglet.
03:40Yup, had nothing better to do. Not that I ever do.
03:47I can't quite put my finger on it.
03:50But there's something different about your house, Piglet.
03:53It must be the flowers.
04:01I took a few precautions to keep Tigger from ruining my new poem.
04:05Feel something bad about to happen?
04:09There.
04:11Now I'm safe to read it.
04:16I call my poem, To Be Small.
04:19I never saw a poem, you see, as lovely as a piglet, like me.
04:24There's nothing wrong to being minute.
04:26And let's face it, I am very cute.
04:33Oh dear.
04:34Perhaps I should have checked the roof before I started my...
04:38...poem.
04:40Never fear, Tigger's here!
04:45A birdie. Tweet, tweet, tweet.
04:48Let me out, Tigger.
04:50And it talks, too.
04:52The birdie is actually Piglet.
04:55You sure if I toss him up into the wild blue yonder, he won't flap around for us?
05:00Tigger, sit down and be quiet.
05:02Piglet's about to read us another of his poems.
05:06Yep, can't wait.
05:09Tigger, you can stay if you promise to behave.
05:14To be small or not to be small.
05:17That's no small matter at all.
05:20Many nice things can be quite teeny.
05:22A leaf, a bird, even a beanie.
05:25You can hide in a crack or a thimble.
05:29Suddenly you get criss-smashed by a thimble.
05:33Why are there so many Tiggers here?
05:36Now that's what I call poetry.
05:44It's hard to be little like a fly.
05:47Take one wrong step and it's bye-bye.
05:53Nothing you see is ever that small.
05:56Unless it stands next to something tall.
05:59Oops, how'd that happen?
06:01I just say the word and visualize.
06:04And I'll be back to my Tiggerish size.
06:07This poetry, I think it's time to quit.
06:10It does seem to have a few bugs in it.
06:13Help me, Piglet, I'm losing my lead.
06:16I don't want to end up as buggity bug feed.
06:22The teeny weeny Tigger runs up a tree.
06:27Then splashes into the raging sea.
06:38He tries to grab onto a log.
06:42But it turns out to be a giant frog.
06:51My, I like this much better than my last poem.
06:54Though I'm not sure Tigger does.
06:57Splishity-splash, he goes down the creek.
07:00Thought we were in the ocean?
07:07Uh-oh.
07:14Suddenly he's grabbed by a big bird beak.
07:18Hey, be careful what you say.
07:21Be careful what you say.
07:23One wrong word could ruin my day.
07:26High into the sky, Tigger does soar.
07:28But then he quickly drops.
07:32Onto an Eeyore.
07:36Looks like some kind of Tigger fly.
07:40So Eeyore swats him seven miles high.
07:47Until he slams
07:50into rabbit.
07:53That doesn't rhyme very well.
07:55Hey, who turned out the lights?
08:11Hmm, this feels kind of deja-blue.
08:20Hello, Tigger.
08:22Hi, Poop Boy.
08:26Tigger, Tigger, where did he go?
08:29Could you do me a favor?
08:31Don't let me become today's favorite flavor.
08:34Whatever you do, don't take a swallow.
08:50Tigger, Tigger, where did he go?
08:53I wonder if I...
08:55Oh, no.
08:57I turn the knob, look what pours out.
08:59A little Tigger from the spout.
09:04I didn't know all the while
09:06that being little was such a trial.
09:09Well, you've been through enough for today.
09:11It's time for you to grow, I say.
09:15He's begun to shrink.
09:18He's smaller than a blob of ink.
09:21I'm starting to feel a little queer.
09:23If this keeps up, I'll disappear.
09:28Oh, dear, when I told Tigger I wanted him to grow,
09:31I meant grow big, not small.
09:33Oh, no.
09:48Oh, I learned my lesson, that's for sure.
09:51I'll never make fun of poetry no more.
09:54I promise everyone I'll always be good.
09:58Say, is that a flying redwood?
10:06Don't worry, Tigger, that's okay.
10:08But you can go far, far away.
10:13Oh, this nothing is so widespread.
10:16I wonder if it was something that I said.
10:21Nah!
10:47So soft, so soothing,
10:50so call me a sentimental fool,
10:52but I do love to hear the birds sing the dawn chorus.
10:57Not that I generally allow the feathered felons
11:00within a hundred miles of my garden,
11:02but the birds of the dawn chorus
11:04shall always be an exception.
11:08Ah-ha!
11:13What could possibly be more beautiful?
11:16Oh, my!
11:18Oh, my! Oh, my!
11:21Pooh, would you care for some tea with honey?
11:24Yes, Piglet, but without the tea, if you please.
11:28Whee!
11:30Whee!
11:40And there it was.
11:42Whatever it was, again.
11:44Kinda sounded like a heffalump pushing a woosle down a hill
11:47with a spookable tide around his nose.
11:50Whee!
11:54Come on, you guys,
11:56we gotta find out what's disturbing the peace and the quiet.
11:59Oh!
12:02Owl, cease that silly screeching this second.
12:16Will you please be quiet?
12:19Be quiet? As in not sing?
12:26Stop, you vegetable vandals!
12:28Come back with my produce!
12:31Owl, just look what you've done!
12:34I'm sure it was that off-key, out-of-tune
12:36so-called voice of yours
12:38which brought those confounded crows here in the first place.
12:41Am I to understand
12:43that you did not like my performance?
12:46I want you out of my garden this moment,
12:49right away, effective immediately,
12:51if not sooner.
12:53I can take a hint.
12:56Poor Owl, he seems rather sad.
13:00Not half as sad as I am.
13:02Just look what his sorry singing has cost me.
13:05Oh, don't worry, bunny boy.
13:07I'll help you turn this garden
13:09into the crow-poofiest garden ever.
13:11And perhaps, Piglet, we can help Owl.
13:15Maybe, Owl, if you sang just a little more...
13:18Little? I believe you should sing like this.
13:22Mi, mi-mi-mi, mi-mi-mi-mi-mi...
13:26That is all good and well for one note.
13:29But there are many more needing attention.
13:32For example...
13:34Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti...
13:41And how was that, Piglet?
13:43Piglet?
13:45Well, Owl, it was perhaps a little... loud?
13:49Tigger, are you sure you're sure about this?
13:52Sure. Building crow-catching traps
13:55is what Tiggers do the best.
13:57Just be careful you don't touch that thingamabobby there.
14:00And don't step on that doohickey over there.
14:03And whatever you do,
14:05don't get near to whatever it is next to the
14:07I-forgot-what-to-call-it.
14:09Well, as long as your crow-trap traps those...
14:12crows...
14:15Get out of my garden, you ravenous ravens!
14:22Hey, Long-ears, look out for the watchamadoodle!
14:25You mean this watchamadoodle?
14:33Tigger, your trap isn't trapping the crows.
14:36It's helping them!
14:38Don't worry, funny boy. It's not done doing yet.
14:44Now it's done.
14:46I believe by having a smackerel of this,
14:50you can make your singing sound as sweet as honey.
14:53Honey, you see,
14:55will make your singing much smoother
14:58and more tasteful.
15:07I say, Pooh Bear,
15:09I do believe I now have a voice to bring down the house.
15:14The dawn chorus awaits.
15:21Oh, dear. I don't really think
15:23Owl's singing has gotten too very much better.
15:26Do you, Pooh?
15:27Yes, Biglet, I don't.
15:30I think this may require some thinking.
15:35These crows are smart.
15:37What we're gonna need is a super-stupendous trap.
15:42Now for the secret ingredient.
15:48And what exactly is the secret ingredient?
15:53Keep it under your hat, Long-Ears,
15:56because the secret is...
15:58swill!
16:00And what is swill?
16:03It's what you get when you add a little of this,
16:06and probably a lot more of that.
16:09This is absolutely guaranteed to work.
16:13Well, just to be safe, Tigger,
16:15I want you to watch my garden tonight.
16:19Garden gardens is what Tiggers do the best.
16:24I think I've been think-thinking all night,
16:27and I haven't thought a single thought.
16:31Oh, brother.
16:33Perhaps if I sat in my favorite honey tree,
16:36a thought would come to me.
16:54I do wonder who could teach a bird like owl to sing like a bird.
17:01Who's there? State your name, rank and favorite brand of cereal.
17:11I must have been thinking in my sleep,
17:14because I thought I heard singing.
17:20Was it you birds who were singing like birds?
17:25Do you suppose you could teach owl to sing like a bird?
17:30Sing as you've just sung the song you sang.
17:35He wants to join the chorus in Rabbit's Garden.
17:42Owl, perhaps you should rehearse just the least bit more
17:45before you join the chorus.
17:47Owl, I found these teachers to help you with your singing.
17:51Dear Pooh, my singing is beyond help,
17:54by which I mean to say I simply could be no better than I am.
17:58However, I would be glad to have your friends join me in the chorus.
18:03The more the merrier, I always say.
18:06So long as you don't step on my solo.
18:10Stop! In the name of the long arm of the law!
18:13Who's going there?
18:14It is I, Owl, star of the dawn chorus and associate.
18:21Well then, come on in. The more the merrier, I always say.
18:25Just don't go near the swill.
18:30And now to take my place in the chorus.
18:33Piglet, if you please.
18:48Ah, the dawn chorus.
18:50So soft, so soothing, so...
18:56Not that infernal racket again!
19:01What was that? Crows? Do I hear crows?
19:12Owl, stop that ridiculous racket right now!
19:17But, Robert, Owl's singing did scare the crows away.
19:22And it doesn't look as if they'll be coming back.
19:25Oh my, you're right.
19:27In fact, it seems Owl's singing is the only thing that will keep the crows away.
19:33Wonder what went wrong with my trap.
19:35Must have been a defective doohickey.
19:38If you'll excuse me, I must be off.
19:42Now, Owl, let's not be hasty.
19:44You know you're welcome to sing in my garden right here as often as you'd like.
19:49I do appreciate the offer, Rabbit.
19:51But it has occurred to me that my voice talents are far too fine for the dawn chorus.
20:01I am now ready for the evening chorus.
20:12Maybe I didn't use enough swill?
20:15Nah, couldn't be that.
20:17It's gotta be the thingamabobby.
20:22Tigger, what is this?
20:24This, Bully Boy, is swill.
20:29It makes me very happy to see Owl so very happy.
20:34Yes, things have turned out quite nicely indeed.
20:37All right, everyone, the evening chorus is about to begin.
20:44I'm going to sing in my garden right here as often as you'd like.
20:48Maybe I didn't use enough swill?
20:50Nah, couldn't be that.
20:52It's gotta be the thingamabobby.
20:54Maybe I didn't use enough swill?
20:56All right, everyone, the evening chorus is about to begin.