• 8 months ago
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

Category

🥇
Sports
Transcript
00:00 Can you queef on command right now?
00:01 Yeah, please.
00:03 Alright, fine.
00:04 Welcome back to Dirt With Dani.
00:05 My name is Dani Jacqueline.
00:06 Tonight I'm at Barstool Scottsdale
00:08 and I'm going to be finding out some fun facts from people.
00:10 Give me a fun fact.
00:11 I have micro d***.
00:14 Really?
00:15 Well, do you want to find out?
00:16 No.
00:17 Give me a fun fact.
00:19 I learned yesterday that the average woman
00:21 has four sexual partners in their lifetime.
00:23 So that taught me that I'm a wh*re.
00:25 Oh.
00:26 It probably averages females and, you know,
00:28 back in the day it was like wrong to do that.
00:30 I think virgins are bringing the countdown.
00:32 Give me a fun fact.
00:33 I'm visiting from D.C.
00:35 You think that's fun?
00:37 It's a good time.
00:38 Give me a fun fact.
00:39 Alright, listen.
00:40 If you ever want to queef on your own,
00:41 you literally just have to stand there
00:43 and you know how you used to do as a kid,
00:45 like the squidward, like, thing with your stomach?
00:48 If you just do that,
00:49 Sure.
00:50 You suck in some air.
00:51 Can you queef on command right now?
00:52 Yeah, please.
00:53 Alright, fine.
00:54 Let's show a squid.
00:56 Hold on, I gotta suck it in.
00:58 Actually, I got a tampon in.
01:00 I can't.
01:01 I just thought about it.
01:03 That might factor in the queef quality.
01:05 Yeah, yeah.
01:06 Give me a fun fact.
01:07 I have uncontrollable farts.
01:08 It must be the water in Arizona.
01:10 I literally haven't had a solid poop in probably 18 months.
01:13 That's so alarming.
01:14 It is very bad.
01:15 I got down here yesterday.
01:16 Farts are bad today.
01:18 Got cold out breath farts today.
01:19 Give me a fun fact.
01:20 Scottsdale is the best party town in the USA.
01:22 That's actually a biased opinion.
01:24 That's not a fact.
01:25 Probably not.
01:26 Low-key, I'm pretty sure it's a fact.
01:27 Yeah, it's a fact.
01:29 It's a fact.
01:30 No?
01:31 Give me a fun fact.
01:32 Peppermint oil helps take off rubber bands.
01:36 A platypus is actually venomous.
01:39 Sunscreen, if you spray it on, it's better if you rub it in your skin.
01:44 Don't stop.
01:45 Aloe vera is great for sunburns.
01:47 Oh, yeah?
01:48 Your skin cells regenerate, so technically, after every five to seven years,
01:53 you're a whole different person.
01:54 I think I just learned more than I have in my 24 years of life.
01:57 Give me a fun fact.
01:58 In Sweden, you have to buy two guinea pigs, because if you only buy one,
02:01 it'll be too sad.
02:02 Where'd you learn that?
02:03 Tinder.
02:04 Is that a really reliable source?
02:06 No, because people put fun facts on their profile to seem interesting.
02:09 You swipe up on those ones?
02:11 I'm swiping right regardless, to be honest.
02:13 Just that desperate?
02:14 I just like options.
02:15 Okay.
02:16 Give me a fun fact.
02:17 It's a serious problem, but I never f***ing poop, and it's so sad.
02:21 Wow.
02:22 I have small pebbles sometimes, and maybe a fart if I'm lucky.
02:28 Give me a fun fact.
02:29 I am actually very, very, very, very good with balls.
02:32 Hot.
02:33 Give me a fun fact.
02:34 So I professionally am a nurse, and the stereotype about black guys' d***s is real.
02:40 Wow, I mean--
02:41 I did a rough calculation the other day, and I've seen thousands of d***s.
02:44 Is that a flex?
02:45 Give me a fun fact.
02:46 Every lady is slightly crazy in their own way.
02:49 More of a biased opinion.
02:50 Is it a biased opinion?
02:51 Give me a fun fact.
02:52 I have no idea.
02:53 I'm not a fun guy.
02:54 Yeah, I can tell.
02:56 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
02:58 Hey.
02:59 Hey.
03:00 What's good?
03:02 Uh, me.
03:03 Well...
03:05 Subscribe.
03:09 [outro]
03:11 [outro]