Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 Welcome back to my channel. My name is Dani Jackal and today I'm at the University of Kentucky
00:03 And I'm gonna be spilling secrets to the wrong people. You were so right
00:06 It was herpes, but like turns out you just do a little topical cream and it's all good
00:10 Yeah, Dani, Amy, right
00:17 You're not wait what oh
00:27 You're lying you've got to be lying can you not tell anyone about my secret Oh
00:31 Trinity
00:38 Okay, thank you well, yeah now we can heal together I'm sorry about
00:47 Okay
00:51 Don't worry I took care of her
00:55 I
00:57 Am so sorry that I gave your brother the use infection like who would have thought they could transfer, you know
01:05 Okay, I'm so sorry for the blue balls weekend like I just wasn't in the mood to put out
01:14 What I hope that you're chill with that I mean you never saw my text so I just figured I don't know
01:24 Michael right? Oh
01:26 Thank you so much for my name the pair of pants the other day when I dropped the fatty in English 101
01:32 Like you
01:36 Are you sure
01:51 I'm so good
01:53 Wait, you're literally the best human created. Thank you
02:02 Thank you, oh my god, I think we need to be best friends, what's your name?
02:09 Carly you are honestly you and Olivia are heroes. You save me both in many ways. Thank you
02:17 okay, wow, you just
02:21 a little hot
02:23 So you seriously just don't want to tell me you had chlamydia
02:25 Like you know how much pain I've been in the last few days
02:29 But you're gonna act like you just don't have chlamydia right like I got it from you're the only person I've been with
02:49 Carl right? Oh god, you know, that's I'm sorry. Yeah that you are the right person
02:56 You gotta go fine Carl, okay, I sorry for pissing your bed this weekend. Oh, sorry for pissing one person
03:05 No, yeah, you're good Derek. Wait, you're not Derek. No
03:11 Holy you're not. Yeah. No Derek has long hair
03:15 Dude, I still feel so bad about giving your brother the birth control instead of the Advil the other day. I'm so sorry
03:20 How's he holding up?
03:22 Like I gave your brother the birth control cuz he needed he had a headache and he needed Advil
03:29 But I I thought that my birth control was Advil. I mixed him up
03:31 What
03:38 Like I hope he doesn't start growing boobies out of nowhere
03:45 I
03:47 Right, it's just like one birth control
03:49 But how is he like I want to make sure cuz I I texted and you didn't respond to me
03:53 So I was like wait, is he like that? You know, like I gotta make sure he's good. Do you want to like call him?
03:59 Because I haven't heard back from him and I'm like, okay
04:02 I literally need to know my birth control didn't kill you and we'll be all good. But like I take it every day
04:07 So like who cares right?
04:11 But I mean, I'm sure his headache didn't go away, you know, that's why I'm like, I don't know
04:16 Okay. I'm so sorry that I gave your brother that yeast infection. Like who would have thought they could transfer like I
04:23 Right
04:27 Okay, so my finger and like you told me to all the way this time worth it why didn't I try it earlier
04:34 You know, thank God you told me
04:36 Oh
04:38 Eric right. Oh my god. Oh
04:44 My oh my god, what's your your line you're Eric no
04:51 Math 305
04:55 I'm so sorry
05:03 So familiar I feel like I know you from somewhere
05:07 But I'm from San Diego
05:11 Where are you from?
05:14 Can't be that gosh, what is it? Are you on?
05:18 Okay, well you like to munch
05:24 box
05:26 Cookies, clearly. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe I should just get your number then
05:32 I'm kind of talking somebody right now. So cool. Well, we can text instead of talk. I'll just get your number
05:38 Do you want me to hold your cookie for you? Okay, I'm so sorry that like
05:49 Like who would have thought they could transfer
05:53 I'm not bro. You're your brother. Yeah, I don't know you're talking about
06:01 Did your name not Michael no, oh
06:03 Bro never mind. Yeah, never mind. Wow. Don't worry. I took care of her
06:11 Well, we're matching holy holy
06:23 Me Danny
06:27 I love the way you suck that lolly
06:31 Can I get your number my number? Yeah, I mean we're already a match made in heaven. So are you filming me?
06:37 It is crazy we're matching
06:42 Yep
06:47 Is it cool
07:00 You're making it quick signature consent thing, it's okay. Thank you. Is there any way to get like a signature consent thing?
07:07 It's okay. Thank you guys so much for watching the video
07:09 I hope you enjoyed it
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07:14 Platforms and I'll see you in the next video. Bye
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