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00:00When we get into the octagon that sweet, I don't know what's gonna happen like I can't control what two minutes over Dave
00:08It's Alabama fans. Well, like they have
00:17I didn't see that
00:18I'm just worried that this game comes out in the last 30 seconds. You had a shot. I lose three million
00:24We'll celebrate and that could be I would walk by my outside. I could be five eyes
00:30I
00:35Was sitting in this exact seat, this is my view
00:50You had like he had the biggest hangover anxiety ever so he came down to me and hey feel like we're gonna tell Max
00:55It was a big trouble that like me and Big Cat are really pissed off at him for how he how he acted last night
01:03We got back and maybe if he went like back down to have another
01:07Years, and I just put him in my bed
01:09It was like here sleep in the bed and I came back up and he just passed out on the couch
01:13He's been in here one time
01:16It was the worst day of his life
01:18They're sitting
01:21Because when we win now, I got access to the locker room we see those credentials again. No, I got my real name
01:27I don't want that out there. Gotcha
01:30Good, but my name could be any Eric Joey Vinnie Terrence
01:39You can change your name that would be actually great. I think we got a real short lose-lose situation
01:45You also have to yeah, like you can't no, but yeah, you also like
01:51It's a tough it's a tough spot to be
01:55Everybody's like pick one team that this is my one one
01:58What if there's Alabama, Utah State?
02:01You got safe irrelevant now, baby
02:05Alabama Washington, yeah
02:09What I'm not gonna
02:12What do you mean?
02:13You say Utah State's irrelevant now kind of proves the point like it is only about coaches. Yes
02:21Aren't there guys who root for players
02:23Little kids are wearing Luka jerseys all the time. You think they root for players?
02:26I root for coaches and I believe in people, you know, he told his brother to read his kindergarten. Oh
02:34Like I don't understand you're walking on a tightrope and I just want you to make my whole life is a tightrope
02:44I'm
02:46Trying to win a hundred forty thousand dollars. Okay, you're the enemy. What do you want me to say?
02:50We're not gonna be friends, right? Especially since you didn't believe in the guy from the get-go you had a chance
02:55Oh, actually, that's not true
02:57Pull the tapes. We had NATO Tom on PMT a long time ago
03:01I believe in the guy and then he covered up murders and became best friends with you who I don't think is a very good
03:07person
03:13Oh
03:43Don't come here we go
03:54It's crazy mix
04:09I didn't take her into the second one because it's like she did hours like she was tired
04:13I walked in the first 30 people line with dogs
04:19His wife wants to meet I know
04:22Don't touch her Rico
04:24She won't shoot like you truly God's ambassador dogs and people coming up there
04:29I got we got a dog because of Miss Peaches rescue of people at the rescues like three times a day people come in
04:36Like give me a Miss Peaches
04:38It would be inauthentic to not know. I said it from day one
04:44If they don't show up to your door tomorrow and had a fucking gun in his hand
04:49It was like I'm hiding this gun. He would fucking make you take it
04:55Absolutely, you are his fault guy the way he handled the situation last year and more not even that but the fact that he
05:02Like thinks that this is a good guy. I can't I can't trust
05:07That guy's track bad at guys. You don't see he's asking just a simple question about Lee
05:13Concerned about the atmosphere we're gonna be like I can't control what two million dollar day
05:19Like that is so
05:21Like if you're going crazy and this game is tight and there's two million bucks in line actually goes with three three swing
05:29I I can't be held responsible for anything to happen. Yeah, so it's I do think it's gonna be an inhospitable
05:36Environment. The only thing I ask is before and after we shake it. No that I can't ever see
05:40I also want I want to say I'll back up Rico the fact that I want him to lean into it
05:45I'm fine with him leaning into it. I just more
05:48What I've been saying from the beginning is Alabama fans like they have
05:59When we get into the octagon that'll sweet I don't know what's gonna happen
06:05I'm just worried that this game comes on the last 30 seconds. You had a shot. I lose three million
06:12You'll celebrate and that could be I would walk by my outside. I could be bye-bye to Rico
06:34I
07:04Was a Friday night little victory cigar
07:34No, listen, there are people behind the scenes, guys, told in the heavy camera, we want you
07:43to cigar.
07:44There are people that are, there are people that are happy to be here and there are people
07:47here for business.
07:48Whatever you say.
07:49That's it.
07:50It's a business trip for me.
07:51It'd be nice to get that first feature for the window.
07:52What are you talking about?
07:53I got Yukon last year.
07:54Did you have it?
07:55Yeah.
07:56So anyone who says that I jinxed it, it's like, oh, like Yukon last year?
07:57Yeah.
07:58Are you not going to jinx it?
07:59No.
08:01I currently am out of the beer Olympics.
08:02I'm leaning heavily towards not doing it.
08:03It's a total chaos.
08:04I mean, Taylor, if you're really worried, he's like, why would I go out of my way to
08:05do something fun?
08:06Dog has no idea that she's this big of a star.
08:17I haven't heard her contract for life.
08:26That's so awesome that she's doing it.
08:30I mean, she's starting to get a little, she gets mobbed when she goes downstairs, so I
08:38think she's starting to be like, what's going on?
08:39I wanted to thank you for what you're doing for Pit Bulls.
08:40Of course.
08:41Yeah, we met already.
08:42Yeah, yeah, exactly.
08:43Yeah, so we were going to come down, but he can't get in.
08:44Yeah, 21 plus.
08:45Yeah, yeah, but thank you.
08:46And good call on that for you.
08:47Yeah, that was a bit too much.
08:48Oh my god.
08:49Yeah, good to see you.
08:50This peach coffee.
08:51Oh yeah.
08:52Oh my god.
08:53Oh my god.
08:54Oh my god.
08:55Oh my god.
08:56Oh my god.
08:57Oh my god.
08:58Oh my god.
08:59Oh my god.
09:01What do I do about the spirits?
09:02Why don't you give em this to the parents?
09:03Who will?
09:04Okay.
09:05What I mean.
09:06This beach, we give money.
09:07Sell-a-boo gives money to shelters.
09:09Good.
09:10Turtle shelters.
09:11We'll give money to turtle shelters.
09:14The leaders started crying when she met Peach.
09:16Another one come back, she's purrffed.
09:19Cry is what she watched.
09:24Are they staying here or are they coming here to stay at campus?
09:27It's crazy.
09:28I know, I know, I keep it low.
09:33Wiggle it.
09:34Wiggle it low.
09:35Yeah, just keep it low.
09:36I really wish that there wasn't millions of dollars in play so I could just be a rider,
09:40but I have to stay away, but like secretly...
09:43You thought I'd sold as much as I did.
09:46No, I just don't want the blood of Dave losing two and a half million dollars, like, some
09:51things.
09:52They say some things, and...
09:53I'm being a rider.
09:54It's bigger than being a rider.
09:55It's bigger than being a rider, but in my heart, in my heart of hearts.
10:00You're Switzerland tonight.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Yeah, we're live from Barclaybar Scottsdale, Final Four.
10:03Welcome, everybody.
10:04Thanks for coming.
10:05Don't show it.
10:06It's the back end.
10:07How you feeling, Pete?
10:08Fine.
10:09Show going good?
10:10Yes.
10:11Great show.
10:12Peter, look.
10:13Say hi.
10:14Hi.
10:15Hi.
10:16Hi.
10:17Hi.
10:18Hi.
10:19Hi.
10:20Hi.
10:21Hi.
10:22Hi.
10:23Hi.
10:24Hi.
10:25Hi.
10:26How are you doing?
10:27Come on, guys.
10:28Mike, I can't hear you.
10:29I miss Peaches.
10:30Not yesterday.
10:31My father died yesterday.
10:32There's Peaches.
10:33A lot of toys.
10:34Geez, you don't use any of these.
10:35You don't like any of these?
10:36Nope.
10:37Not a big toy gal.
10:38No?
10:39That's pit bulls.
10:40I like shrimps.
10:41I like shrimp.
10:42I like pibbles.
10:43I like pibbles.
10:44I like pibbles.
10:45I like pibbles, actually.
10:46I like pibbles.
10:47I like pibbles.
10:48I like pibbles.
10:49I like pibbles.
10:50We're in the castle.
10:51We're in the castle.
10:52Say hi.
10:53That's people's like she almost pooped in the hotel. I took her down. She's got stubborn to go in and then started
11:01squatting
11:10Yes, I'll do good
11:18Home is beaches. Look at that. They'll go
11:23We're having fans on PMT. I love this talk. He's the best you see is like walk out
11:32Yes
11:33He also the windmill dog, but he just texted me. He was like I
11:38Have one singular request that will make my wife's life at any point in the next 40 hours
11:46Yes, I think yeah
11:49The Hurleys are asking
11:52Oh, hell yes
11:57Coach to
12:04Lineup is just crazy. People started doing like human reviews
12:15Celebrities, you know coach early 9.2
12:22Like
12:28She's taking all the glitter it's crazy. She hits her as she hits a million like I can't
12:35Oh
13:05This she had a ton of them when I got her I guess she had all sorts of things wrong with her this is
13:35She's the easiest medicine
13:45I
13:46Want to like prank people so we're just in a room with Chris Hansen and then we have cameras in there and they walk
13:51In and Chris Hansen just goes have a seat. I
13:54want to have Tommy meek Phil and
13:58Security guard Dan standing there and say now Chris one of these is a convict of sex offender
14:06Can you pick out the creep?
14:08Who do you think would be you pick was the choices? I mean, uh, I'm by the looks of it
14:13It's me Phil, but what I know about people it's that crooked top. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely
14:20at this guy, too
14:23It's
14:25Been really interesting this morning. I saw Sam actually run his computer under the faucet and try and scrub it down
14:38I have a secret. It's right under carriage. We want to have love we want to have Owen stand behind the kitchen counter with Mike's hard
14:45lemonade
14:48My dad won't be home for 11 at least a couple hours you can go to my room
14:52My parents went out to Chili's. Did you bring the lube? I
14:55Want to ask why I wasn't touched as a young boy because I think it's those overweight and I feel discriminated against
15:02No, it's because you're a
15:05Did that any members any clergy members ever ever noodle your doodle? Oh the Lord father came a
15:12Guy Chinese Chinese Korean he came on in your father came came over and he would shine a light on us at the CYO
15:18Dances if we were too close to each other with his dick, he go, you know, please leave some room in between you for the spirit
15:24Yes, father Kim
15:27I've make feel for sure
15:31But I mean it could be like I just Sam Martin's herby smelling young young what young women's panties he does that
15:38Know that there's a program on the roof right now
15:44Meek fills awfully sweaty. It's all I'll say
15:58American icon
16:01We wanted to have
16:03A couple people come in at the end. Oh, yeah, you'd be like, which one is the creep? Yeah
16:09It's gonna be really easy to pick him out
16:15How are you I got a bail at 11
16:19Already trying to walk out the door
16:21On name show I'm gonna need you to have a seat right over there
16:24Shit
16:32Ever you're told to break my entire life. I wouldn't be yeah, I assume the bad news is it's finally
16:44Specifically the fellow in the middle. Oh, didn't we meet one time in a kitchen in Cincinnati?
16:53I wasn't the predator
16:56What would you
16:59The preg I was 12
17:03Yeah, you're like a good-looking kid you're like I kind of get it
17:14Oh, yeah, no, it's I was we were doing a story in Thailand once
17:19Murder mystery type thing. I get into an elevator the lady
17:25Yeah
17:28Gets on with the girl who's clearly at her age and it's clear that they've just been together and probably harder
17:34He looks over sees me and just about has a heart
17:37And I'm looking at him and I'm gonna make him nervous because I know he's up to you
17:40No, I have no authority or no evidence. There's nothing to do about it. It's pretty neat. You could put the fear of God. Yeah
17:45Yeah, he was
18:09Well, well we find out if he really did
18:13A
18:14man of policy a jury of his peers
18:18Yes
18:20Well the real the real judgment he's facing the real judgment day
18:24So I'd like to rewind twist he only went to jail could he try to steal back his own memory?
18:28How are you gonna check if he's in heaven or hell?
18:31Yeah
18:33We'll find out when you get there. Do you think OJ did it?
18:37Or do you believe in the court system?
18:42What's going on though do a little interview with the epic times so
18:46We're uh, you know, it's real need a place to do the interview. Hopefully
18:51Hopefully we don't get in trouble for doing the interview in the office. We'll find out later
18:56He's so handsome. Even at his age now. He's probably could be like my my uh, my great uncle
19:03But and he's got the Riz. I understand why you know, I'd be tricked by him. Oh, the juice is loose
19:09OJ's dead really this is something you'd be scared. I am
19:15Directly directly at like the ring around the center. I mean like I took a glance last time
19:21Trump looked right up
19:29Stay inside we go into one of those small rooms. I don't really care about the eclipse. I mean, how long is it four minutes?
19:36No, it's like for two hours. Yeah, but there's one total
19:42Our New York Eclipse happened a few years ago, did you see Tommy everyone's going out to watch the Eclipse? No, I've seen him all day
19:51Tommy what are you doing?
19:54Hiding from the Eclipse you can never be too safe. What what is that? Like get that light out of my face
19:58Is that the Eclipse?
20:05I'm gonna show these guys
20:08What exactly is a solar eclipse? Well, it's when the position of the Sun in the sky
20:15Is
20:16blocked by the moon
20:19Second question. Why do I have to carry this when you also have two hands because I'm on camera
20:24It's true. I'm not on camera. There we go
20:27You just feel like I'm your boss bitch
20:29That's
20:33Don't tell me the clouds are fucking covering everything. No, no, don't cover us. No. No go away fucking cloud
20:44Literally old man
20:46We sit courtside at the garden. We hang out with boomer size in this morning. Denny Hamlin this weekend Don Mattingly last week
20:54Look at you. You're putting on fucking
20:56IMAX glasses to look at a cloud
20:59I can see it. You can see the Sun after Suns block. I see it every day after Sun is blocked like
21:06flaming glow Sigmund like flaming glows
21:11What's your stuff count?
21:1411,000
21:20Corner of the moon's like on the Sun right now. Yeah, Frank. I can't look so
21:25But a corner of Sun's taking over
21:30When this moon goes over the Sun like flaming globes Sigmund like flaming globes
21:40Pretty cool through the glasses. Yes, it's terrible without the glasses and in about in about
21:4920 minutes
21:50Like they like almost all the Suns when we block it's not total clips. We're not in a total clip zone, but we're in like
21:59A good enough zone where it's gonna be blocked
22:03Significantly like 90% of Sun is gonna be blocked by the moon and it's gonna get dark
22:08It's gonna like almost like nighttime dark. So we're gonna be here for 20 minutes. Yes, totally clips of the Sun. Oh
22:17Yeah, look at that
22:18That's quite actually breathtaking. See look
22:22Moon's moving right over the Sun. Oh
22:25Yeah, and like haze it's around the Sun. Yeah
22:29That's the Sun's corona. That's the Sun's atmosphere
22:32It can only be viewed when there's an eclipse and the only way you can see it from earth is when there's an eclipse
22:44Blocking out the Sun
22:49Since I found out that there's gonna be an eclipse in April
22:53It's like about a couple months ago. I thought it was gonna be an eclipse. It's getting closer
23:00You are
23:01about 15 minutes of maximum
23:04Coverage maximum coverage the next time there's gonna be an eclipse in New York City like this
23:11Is over 50 years, I think this is next time there's gonna be eclipse it's gonna be like
23:182079
23:22Nope, they're gonna that's the next time the Mets actually win more than 60 games. You know, it's happening here
23:29The earth is mooning the Sun
23:34Yes
23:36You're like Randy Moss
23:37Frank is just mind boggled by the solar eclipse right now. It's awesome. Come on
23:43We're getting close to maximum coverage here in New York. We're gonna get like 90% of the Sun's gonna be blocked out
23:49So exciting Frank said it very well. It's basically like the earth is mooning the Sun
23:55It's just about 15 and looks like it's uh, the Sun's coming back what's cool all this or Niagara Falls
24:04This this are the Grand Canyon
24:07Go to Grand Canyon every day. This doesn't happen every day. This are the 86 months 86 minutes, you know, sir, Dan Marino
24:16You know be cool, oh no, no, no don't touch the hard question
24:19Don't touch the hard question solar eclipse or Dan Marino you only get one
24:32This is this is a monumental event it happens so rarely yeah, we went all the way down to uh, I
24:41Went down to 20
24:43I shouldn't a question. I like it. I like the 2017 one was the was the better one and I saw that one there
24:52So I'm I'm less interested
24:5917
25:01So I miss you
25:08Were you walking during the eclipse? Uh, no, I didn't walk earlier. Well, I know you should have done the walk during the eclipse
25:14Well, I did a mini-walk
25:16I actually had a
25:18Recording episode today
25:21That's a good one
25:22Like like like I was talking about when we were kids and we just like looked down at the piece of paper. Yeah
25:28I
25:32Can't see those are pitch black that I get it really are
25:36It's like we got like shoeboxes. Yeah, I'm like foil. Well, that was all that all just to look at
25:43I did the whole thing with the box and it didn't work none of that works
25:47And and someone ended up giving me their their glasses because they felt bad for me because I was like with a fucking honey
25:52Not sure you see you went out there with your guys. Yes. It was mortifying. It was really embarrassing
25:58Here bitch take this
26:00So see if they were they were like here
26:03And I got to see the whole thing and it is cool when it's the orange
26:16Just another day at work here
26:21Blocked out by the moon when the moon goes over the Sun
26:28Oh
26:31Yes
26:33You know in olden days
26:35It actually have sacrifices where there's an eclipse. Well, I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna review a soda
26:42It's a soda for mini soda, and it's not a mini soda. No, it's a full-size soda
26:57You know