Abonne toué !
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00:00 Ah, food!
00:01 Eat, taste, enjoy, get a haircut, get a tan,
00:05 so many words that mean the same thing,
00:07 so many words to designate this pleasant action.
00:10 Look.
00:10 This person likes to eat.
00:12 This person likes to eat too much.
00:14 This person would like to eat.
00:15 Everyone likes to eat!
00:16 That's why today we're going to enter into communion with the soul of Philippe Echebest.
00:20 [The soul of Philippe Echebest]
00:24 Food allows you to survive, but it can also make you obese.
00:27 And being obese is not crazy in terms of survival. On a desert island, you'll be the first to be eaten.
00:31 Food is like sex. You take pleasure and it's vital for humanity.
00:34 And with a little imagination, you can even combine the two.
00:37 Like by spreading tzatziki on your mother's pussy.
00:39 Every year, humans waste thousands of tons of food.
00:42 So a piece of advice to all people who starve, eat your dead.
00:45 So, next time you don't finish your Big Mac, go to the post office, buy a tart, put it in an envelope,
00:50 and send it all to Africa. Maybe you'll save a Ethiopian family.
00:52 Food is a witness to cultural diversity, because each country has its own traditional dish.
00:57 Like in China, they eat rice. In Zimbabwe, they eat bananas. And in England, they eat tea.
01:00 But what's funny is that in any country, your sister eats dicks. That doesn't change.
01:04 But voluntary restaurants are a thing of the past. Before going there, you only drink water for two days.
01:08 You get there four hours hungry like a dog in a kennel.
01:11 And your only goal is to leave again only when you feel like vomiting.
01:13 However, if you're more of a refined style, with a fine option for gourmet,
01:16 and you're ready to eat the Congo's GDP in two bites, you can always try out a gastronomic restaurant.
01:21 There, you'll have a great time, but you'll still have a big problem, my friend.
01:24 So I hope you've planned to stop at the McDonald's to eat the cashier.
01:26 By the way, McDonald's, are we talking about it?
01:27 *phone rings*
01:28 *squeak*
01:28 Ah, I'm told in the pillow that no. It's not a pillow, it's a phone, which doesn't work because I didn't pay my bill.
01:33 Subscribe, but the cashier.
01:34 Oh, by the way, you see the pasta? Well, it's after the water in the pan.
01:37 I'm saying that especially for the guys who are going home.
01:39 Or else, you can put it straight in the barbecue, it's faster.
01:41 *sizzling*
01:43 Hop, a little bit of salt, and in two minutes, they're al dente, mother.
01:47 Sometimes, when you get out of work, you're hungry. So, you can eat fries.
01:50 Or you can eat a sandwich. Or you can eat your dead.
01:52 They often say that everything is good in the pigsty.
01:54 Which means that someone has already eaten his pigsty, and that makes you think.
01:57 Really.
01:58 With milk, you can make cheese.
02:00 With milk, you can make yao.
02:01 With milk, you can make pancakes.
02:02 And all that, it also works with sperm.
02:04 Only the taste changes.
02:05 Here, I hope that you learned absolutely nothing from this video, and that you're even more stupid than before.
02:09 Stupid enough to put a blue thumb and subscribe to the channel.
02:11 If you know big dicks in your entourage, share this video with them.
02:14 On this, bon appétit.
02:15 *Outro*