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00:00 [Music]
00:04 Well, today, we're not here to make you nice guys
00:06 Because nice guys, everyone doesn't give a fuck
00:08 And girls, they like bad boys
00:10 And thanks to us, you'll be able to become one
00:12 So listen carefully, these 50 tips will make you a perfect little asshole
00:15 Help a granny cross the street and make her a crunch pat
00:18 Go to a party where you're not invited and shit in the crisps
00:20 Make a mistake, but like, voluntarily
00:22 Offer Mein Kampf to your Jewish friend Jacob
00:24 Pronounce the following sentence
00:25 Hey Richard, can we really talk about genocide?
00:27 Start a sentence with "I'm not racist, but it's true that Arabs, well..."
00:31 Play golf with your father's balls
00:32 Go see a tramp and tell him "Well, if you were there, you might have looked for him, man"
00:35 Insult cops and when they turn to you, you pretend you're mute
00:38 Buy a slave on the dark web
00:39 Go to a church and shout "Allahu Akbar"
00:41 Offer pork to a blind Muslim
00:43 Go to a blind man's house and change all the furniture
00:45 Eat pangolin and contaminate the whole world
00:48 Leave your girlfriend by text
00:49 Leave your girlfriend by "traveler pigeon"
00:50 Steal your friend's snack and accuse the big guy of the group
00:52 Stop at all the green lights and start just before he turns red to piss off those behind
00:56 Leave your dog on the side of the road
00:58 Leave your girlfriend on the highway
00:59 Push your grandma in the orchards
01:01 Cheat on your girlfriend with her father
01:02 Throw javelin with your anorexic friend
01:04 Call an ambulance and pull him in the tires
01:06 Poo a Chinese to see if he vomits urine
01:08 See someone get assaulted in the street and pretend you didn't see anything
01:11 Go to the hospital and unplug all the old people with respiratory assistance
01:14 Steal a disabled man's wheelchair and run a race
01:17 Make his child believe that if he cries too much, he'll drown in his tears
01:20 Go to Disneyland just to insult the Snow Queen, that bitch
01:23 Go to a foreign party and play with the self-tapping sticks
01:25 With a tank, steal the merchant's orange
01:26 Organize a family dinner and pee in the champagne
01:29 Dip your friend's headphones in glue
01:31 Say "Oh no, that's not gonna happen, I'm overbooked on Tuesday"
01:34 Say "Hey, let's drink a shot, let's fuck"
01:36 "Yeah, I'm not that thirsty"
01:37 Buy a necklace on Wish and sell it for 100€ to your grandma
01:40 Because you don't have a race
01:41 Torture a kid to get his girlfriend's number
01:43 Give a beer to your friend that you shook beforehand
01:45 Get your ex's bank card number tattooed on your cheek
01:47 Say "Do you have non-alcoholic and gluten-free beer?"
01:50 Order a cheese pizza without cheese
01:52 Say "Hm, I wouldn't have done that, anyway"
01:54 Don't buy a cigarette saying you don't smoke
01:56 But tax your friends
01:57 Put an olive on every person you'll meet in your life
01:59 Turn a cyclist upside down and say "Have a good day"
02:02 React to every person's misfortune with a "Shut up"
02:04 Write a series' spoiler on the moon
02:06 Have a twitter account
02:07 Offer your cousins a football
02:09 Just to make them do dirty slippery tackles
02:11 There you go, now you're a perfect little asshole
02:13 So go fuck yourself
02:14 Because we don't like assholes, ok?
02:16 We prefer nice guys
02:17 You know, the kind of guy who subscribes to the channel
02:18 Who leaves a blue thumb
02:19 Who activates the bell to not miss any video
02:21 And if you're that kind of guy, super nice, write in the comments
02:24 "Oh la la, I'm nice"
02:25 All right, kiss assholes!
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