The plot follows Art Chew's (a pun of the sound one makes when sneezing) quest to retrieve the ancient peach. The movie | dG1fek9vTF9nX3lTRFE
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:03 - For thousands of years, it was thought to hold the secret
00:06 to eternal youth.
00:07 - When the powers of the mystical peach became known,
00:11 many sought to possess it.
00:12 - But one day, it mysteriously vanished.
00:15 - Could you imagine what something like this would be worth
00:18 if I could bottle it?
00:19 - I am going to market it and stay young and rich forever.
00:24 - Now, one man has come to America on a quest
00:28 to find the legendary ancient peach,
00:31 and with the help of two new friends.
00:34 - I'm Wayman.
00:35 And this is Roy.
00:38 - His name's really Leroy, but he thinks he's Chinese.
00:45 - He'll stop at nothing to get what he came for.
00:47 - You are the fool, 'cause we got that peach.
00:52 - We might be sitting on something worth more
00:54 than all the MSG in China.
00:57 - Get him!
00:58 - On the way!
00:59 (screaming)
01:00 - He went that-a-way.
01:01 - Thanks.
01:02 - What's the trick in the book?
01:05 - Porchlight Entertainment presents.
01:06 (screaming)
01:09 (coughing)
01:12 The story of one man.
01:14 - You know how to make a Mandarin duck?
01:18 - Hey, you're supposed to duck.
01:20 - I'm not Mandarin, I'm Cantonese.
01:22 - And one ripe piece of fruit.
01:24 - You can't say that again.
01:28 (crowd cheering)
01:29 - It's time to practice the auto-whoop-ah!
01:31 - Everybody who's kung fu fighting.
01:34 Those kids were fast as lightning.
01:38 - Time out, white.
01:43 - Kung fu dudes are hopeless when it comes to chicks.
01:46 - May I have a date?
01:47 - Oh, sure.
01:48 - In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
01:54 ♪ For the perfect expert timing ♪
01:58 - Well, see, I'm a Hong Kong actor.
02:02 We all talk like this.
02:03 Kung fu-y.
02:06 the way.
02:06 (upbeat music)
02:09 (upbeat music)