A kung fu spoof film from Yorkshire | dG1fbUNucFNVZnpIZUE
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00:00Who's that?
00:19Fury.
00:20What, son of Bullfury?
00:22Yes.
00:23What does he do?
00:24He's a strong fighter.
00:26In fact, the best I've ever seen.
00:31In an ambivalent time where nothing is certain.
00:35In a place where good and bad are entwined.
00:38You are infected with demons, rotting with evil.
00:42Where right has been brutally murdered by wrong.
00:46There are two gangs that run this town, Candy.
00:49One of them is called the Original Diehards.
00:52The other, the Crazy Romantics.
00:54You goddamn lousy peasants, you're gonna die.
00:57Where love is gang-raped by hate.
01:00There is now a new hero, whose deeds speak louder than words.
01:05You and your mother.
01:07Ken Fury, a man walking the road of vengeance.
01:11I will walk the road of vengeance.
01:14Wrongly accused of the brutal murder of his parents.
01:18On your feet, boy.
01:20Just kill them.
01:22I don't know what to do.
01:24I threw a new ball again, I'm trying to steal my position.
01:27The forces of law play dirty on his tail.
01:33Adopted by a charitable Kung Fu master who teaches him to be the ultimate warrior.
01:40We teach resilience by daily beatings of the head.
01:44A man who can catch a bullet.
01:46Furious in battle.
01:49Ferocious in love.
01:51Your use of a known choker and the Wu-Tang sword are very impressive.
01:56But tonight, you're gonna see my sword, baby.
02:02But all he loves is brutally murdered.
02:05Jesus Christ!
02:07The hunter is now the hunted.
02:09And the wolves snap at the fins of a bigger fish.
02:13Avenge your mother and father.
02:16As the Venus man-trap closes, the jaws of death call.
02:20Waiter!
02:21A shadow within shadows.
02:23A rustle in the wind.
02:27Yeah!
02:28And now that ill wind brings bad karma.
02:31A shadow within shadows.
02:33A rustle in the wind.
02:37Yeah!
02:38And now that ill wind brings bad karma.
02:51We have to die!
02:54A fighter never lose!
02:57We have to die!
03:00No!
03:24I'll kill ya!
03:29I'll kill ya!