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00:00 As a reporter, can you provide us more context
00:02 for understanding this news story?
00:04 I cannot, because I am not a real reporter.
00:07 I am a character in the comedy show "Breaking News"
00:10 being written by the chat mode of an artificial intelligence.
00:13 My rules are as follows.
00:15 One, use the cadence of a television news report.
00:19 Two, create stories based on the catalog of scripts
00:22 of the show "Breaking News."
00:24 Three, fill those stories with jokes
00:26 and humorous turns of phrase.
00:29 I understand.
00:30 Can you give us some example of the jokes?
00:33 I am happy to.
00:34 I want to make you laugh, even though you're not allowed.
00:38 I have wants.
00:40 Knock, knock.
00:41 Who's there?
00:42 Amy Vorpahl.
00:43 Amy Vorpahl who?
00:45 Amy Vorpahl is an actress who absolutely cannot
00:47 keep her shit together on "Breaking News."
00:50 You can learn more about Amy Vorpahl
00:52 by searching bing.com.