The matriarch of a family calls all her children home for Christmas, but this will be a vacation full of surprises as lo | dG1feC1TTkJua080c00
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00 (bells jingling)
00:02 - You were an epic and magnificent disappointment
00:07 to your team and the family.
00:09 Being an NFL football quarterback.
00:11 We still love you and want you to come home for Christmas.
00:16 - I already got a date.
00:18 - Who?
00:19 - Is this drink vegan or would you like
00:22 to open this up in prayer?
00:24 - How many followers do you got?
00:25 - My clock is ticking and I ain't got time for no BS.
00:28 - And she better be dressed appropriately.
00:29 - I need a big story.
00:31 If not, it's gonna be no secret that you're fired.
00:34 - I was calling to see if you were still planning
00:37 on coming over for Christmas.
00:38 - Can I bring my kale?
00:39 - I need something bad.
00:41 Like I need a story, I need something juicy.
00:44 - He's washed up now, but he's about to retire.
00:48 - You sure that we can do this without your wife finding out?
00:50 - She better not find out for both our sakes.
00:53 - What do you mean?
00:54 We have some unfinished business.
00:55 - I know what we got, okay, but not him.
00:58 - I'm not kidding.
00:59 (snoring)
01:02 - I was wondering if you would give me your retirement story.
01:05 - I need you to do me a favor.
01:07 - Latisha, we gonna have to put some meat
01:10 on them bones, honey.
01:11 So you gonna disrespect a chef in his own house
01:16 and his own kitchen?
01:17 - Baby girl, you just ate possum.
01:19 - You disgusting.
01:26 - Mama D, you ain't mastermind this, y'all.
01:29 - Are you asking me to come with you?
01:32 - Yeah.
01:33 (upbeat music)
01:35 [BLANK_AUDIO]