A revamping, if you will, of the 1980s classic horror movie showcase, hosted by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. | dHNfRDd5U0FQaHNsSk0
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00:00 Okay, guys, ghouls, how's all that Pen and Grammy and Cursie stuff working out for ya?
00:04 You see, there's only one way I know of to get rid of a werewolf, and that's to shoot it.
00:09 From a helicopter.
00:12 Now, I know what you're all thinking. What's the difference between me and a pitbull?
00:16 Well, I'm here to tell you not much. We both need to be kept on a short leash,
00:20 we both enjoy a big bowl of kibble, and we both squat when we pee. But I wear lipstick.
00:26 Now, don't you go nowheres, 'cause we're coming back and so to the movie macabre thingamajiggy and such. Here to, for, and you know.
00:34 Also.
00:36 Hey, look! I can see Transylvania from here!
00:38 [Outro Music]
00:47 [BLANK_AUDIO]