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00:00 (chattering)
00:02 (chattering)
00:04 (chattering)
00:06 (thud)
00:08 We will use our two subjects to study the cleverness of the cat
00:13 as he stalks his perennial prey, the mouse.
00:17 Hey, let's face it, cats are stupid.
00:19 What'd you say, Shorty?
00:21 You know what I say? Mice ain't nice.
00:23 Oh, yeah?
00:24 Oh, yeah.
00:25 Says who?
00:26 Says Mickey, that's who.
00:27 Why, you little...
00:29 Order, order!
00:31 Now, let me show you what this course is all about.
00:37 Lights, please.
00:39 The essence is chase and evasion,
00:42 as demonstrated by our two guest stars.
00:46 Watch the screen carefully.
00:48 That's the chase.
00:50 And that's the evasion.
00:55 (howling)
00:57 (howling)
00:59 Today, we have real, live examples
01:02 of the very finest chasers and evaders.
01:05 As everyone knows, these gentlemen are the best.
01:10 (cheering)
01:12 To ensure the integrity of the chase,
01:21 we will give the mouse a ten-second lead
01:24 and follow the progress of the ensuing chase.
01:27 Begin!
01:28 One...
01:30 Two...
01:32 Ha-ha! So much for integrity.
01:35 You see that? You can't trust cats.
01:37 Says who?
01:38 Says me. Eat tuna, fuzz-face.
01:40 Oh, yeah? Well, your mother eats cheese.
01:43 (chattering)
01:46 (chattering)
01:48 That is what we refer to as the old fortune cookie surprise routine,
02:12 brilliantly executed by Mr. Jerry.
02:15 Yay!
02:17 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
02:20 And topped by the old tried-and-true pie-in-the-face routine.
02:26 (cheering)
02:28 Now, class, a demonstration of the fine art of evasion,
02:32 demonstrated by Jerry.
02:35 (cheering)
02:37 We will place Jerry at the opening of the maze.
02:42 His objective will be to retrieve the cheese.
02:45 But to make it a bit more sporting,
02:48 we will blindfold Jerry.
02:51 And Tom will pursue Jerry with the classic cartoon mallet.
02:57 Ready, boys?
03:00 Go!
03:02 (whistling)
03:04 (meowing)
03:21 Of course, the cat never really gets hurt.
03:30 (meowing)
03:32 But, oh, does that give you a headache.
03:36 (meowing)
03:38 Occasionally, outside forces are brought in to assist in the chase.
03:55 The mechanical option saves a lot of time and energy for the chaser
04:00 and poses a difficult dilemma for the chasee.
04:04 (meowing)
04:30 So you see how much time and effort the robot can save you in a chase situation.
04:36 (meowing)
04:38 Of course, sometimes the chasee turns the tables on the chaser
04:44 with the robot mouse.
04:48 (meowing)