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00:00 (triumphant music)
00:02 (laughing)
00:07 (horn blaring)
00:12 - This classic clash for Cal's stash
00:16 is sponsored by the Calaboose Cal Car Company
00:18 of Costa Mesa, California.
00:20 But before the pedals hit the metal, friends,
00:22 base your eyes on this little beauty.
00:25 (upbeat music)
00:28 No, no, no, Mr. Cameraman, that's the wrong little beauty.
00:32 Yes, friends, our racing day special,
00:34 an almost new 1947 Buzz Kirk bazooka.
00:37 This out of sight driving delight
00:39 can be yours for just the song,
00:41 or even a note, a bank note that is.
00:43 Got no credit? Cal don't care.
00:45 Got no job? Cal don't care.
00:47 Got no cash?
00:48 That's when Cal cares.
00:51 Now on with the race.
00:52 Alrighty, friends, the big moment is here.
00:56 Racing lady, give 'em the gun.
00:59 - Okay, everybody.
01:00 One, two, three, go.
01:02 (engines roaring)
01:07 - Oh, messy, messy racing lady.
01:11 You've wiped out half the cars on the track.
01:13 What a shame.
01:15 A shame she didn't cream 'em all, that is.
01:17 Jerry must take an early lead.
01:20 Tom Rechenneutersen tries to retro fire
01:22 around his rootin' rival,
01:23 but Jerry's got the finesse to frustrate his feline
01:26 with a turbo.
01:27 - Huh?
01:28 - Huh?
01:29 - Just drive, boys, and try to keep up with my mile.
01:31 There they go, friends, around the first turn.
01:36 And speaking of turns, friends,
01:38 don't forget to turn on that turn signal
01:40 and turn into the Calaboose Cal Car Company
01:42 of Costa Mesa, California,
01:44 for a deal that'll turn your head,
01:45 turn your pockets, and turn your stomach
01:47 all at the same time.
01:48 Got no license? Cal don't care.
01:50 Got no insurance? Cal don't care.
01:52 Got no money?
01:54 - That's when Cal cares.
01:56 - And now back to the race.
01:59 Jerry's still holding the lead,
02:01 but you can bet Tom has something up his sleeve.
02:03 Uh-oh, will Tom turn the tide
02:08 by trundling his tiny antagonist?
02:10 Will he make mincemeat out of this motoring mouse?
02:13 We'll be back to see if this dirty deed gives Tom the lead,
02:17 right after another TV special
02:19 from the Calaboose Cal Car Company
02:20 of Costa Mesa, California.
02:23 - Yes, friends, it's a low mileage Roadhog ragtop
02:26 made from only the finest rags.
02:28 (tires screeching)
02:29 (Tom grunting)
02:31 But best of all, check out the smooth running engine
02:33 on that Roadhog.
02:34 Racing lady, turn it over.
02:36 - Sure thing, Cal.
02:38 (engine revving)
02:42 Gee, Cal, that's was easy.
02:45 - And you too, friends, we'll flip over this fine car.
02:50 Ooh, I'd like to flip you over a cliff.
02:53 And now back to our thrilling road race.
02:56 (upbeat music)
02:59 Oh, tough break there.
03:09 Looks like Tom's out of the running.
03:12 But wait, the plucky little pudgy cat
03:15 is back in hot pursuit.
03:16 But he's far behind the pack
03:18 as they head into a series of hairpin turns.
03:20 (upbeat music)
03:23 Simply amazing, friends.
03:26 All the cars got through those curves without cracking up,
03:29 but they're now headed for the most dangerous curves of all.
03:32 (upbeat music)
03:33 (car crashing)
03:36 Oh, pity, pity, pity, friends.
03:38 All the rest of the cars are out of the race,
03:40 which means once again, nobody wins the million dollar prize.
03:44 And I did so want to give away this lid full of loot.
03:47 - Wait, Cal, Tom and Jerry are still going strong.
03:51 Look.
03:52 - Oh no, I mean, oh ho, Jerry's still in the lead.
03:56 (upbeat music)
03:59 Now it's Tom in the lead.
04:04 Now it's Jerry out in front.
04:06 (upbeat music)
04:08 Now it's Jerry.
04:14 (upbeat music)
04:17 Now it's Tom.
04:21 Now it's Jerry again.
04:25 - Gee, Cal, it's gonna be neck and neck right to the finish.
04:30 - It's gonna be my neck if they do finish.
04:33 (upbeat music)
04:35 Oh, that was a close one, friends.
04:40 If I hadn't moved that faulty sign,
04:42 our racers would have been in the soup.
04:44 (upbeat music)
04:46 Oops, they're not in the soup, they're in the drink.
04:50 That's one on me.
04:51 Well, no cars, no race, and no race, no prize money.
04:55 - Just a minute, Cal, look.
04:57 (upbeat music)
05:00 - Those guys are a pain in the...
05:09 (Tom screaming)
05:12 (crowd cheering)
05:15 (upbeat music)