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00:00 Invisible Archie! It made monsters out of harmless creatures!
00:07 Too bad Archie was next, but it didn't stop there!
00:11 Can Filton bring them back before it's too late?
00:14 Invisible Archie!
00:18 [FILTON]
00:22 What's that sound? Archie's in the ring!
00:27 What is going on in this town? Archie's in the ring!
00:33 Who is gonna crack the case? Archie's in the ring!
00:38 They're in it with a crack of fate! Archie's in the ring!
00:44 [FILTON]
00:47 [ARCHIE]
00:50 [FILTON]
00:53 Things are getting weird in Riverdale!
00:56 Hey, what's that sound? Archie's in the ring!
01:01 What is going on in this town? Archie's in the ring!
01:07 Archie, Reggie, Veronica, Peggy, Jughead too!
01:12 Where?
01:14 Archie's Weird Mysteries!
01:20 Hi Betty, hi Veronica.
01:37 Hey girls!
01:39 Hi boys!
01:41 Did you see the way they were looking at me?
01:43 Yeah, like you were some kind of circus freak.
01:46 You wish, Reggie.
01:48 Actually, they wish, Reggie.
01:50 They wish Reggie would give them one of his magnificent mantle smiles.
01:54 I guess I'll have mercy.
01:57 Oh ladies!
02:00 I think we've got a fan.
02:04 Is that a smile or is he in pain?
02:09 I don't know if he's in pain, but he sure can be a pain.
02:13 What did I tell you?
02:16 The mantle magic gets them every time.
02:19 Oh yeah?
02:21 That's nothing. Just wait till I give them a healthy dose of triple A.
02:27 Triple A?
02:29 Archie Andrews action!
02:31 Okay, Archie, concentrate.
02:34 Don't think about the girls. Just do what you've got to do.
02:38 Now!
02:40 Woohoo!
02:43 Huh?
02:46 Nice one, Andrews.
02:53 I'd like to see your mantle magic top that.
02:56 Yeah, well, tell me this.
02:58 Would you have wasted all that energy pole vaulting if no one had been watching you?
03:02 Sure. The important thing is to do your best.
03:05 Especially when no one's around to see you do it.
03:08 Are you kidding? When no one's watching is when you can get away with all sorts of things.
03:13 You're warped. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
03:16 Because I'm sure the girls had their eyes glued on me the whole time.
03:19 Oh, their eyes were glued all right. But not on you.
03:22 What? Not your cheesy smile?
03:25 Worse than that.
03:27 Oh no. Robbie Dobkins?
03:29 Oh, Robbie!
03:31 Wow, look at those muscles.
03:32 I bet you can beat anyone.
03:34 The Riverdale super jock who edged me off the track team.
03:37 Ooh!
03:39 Wow, he's put on some muscle since last year.
03:43 Just a few.
03:45 Oh, hey, Reggie. Sorry about taking your place on the team.
03:51 Don't mention it.
03:53 You're looking pumped, Robbie.
03:55 You are the hunkiest, Robbie.
03:57 Wow, you're so strong.
03:59 Yeah, I've been working out.
04:01 I'll say. Check out these muscles.
04:04 Robbie's going to be in the track meet today after school.
04:07 Well, I better go practice my pole vaulting.
04:10 Ooh, did you hear that?
04:12 Robbie pole vaults.
04:14 Oh, I just love to watch a man pole vaulting.
04:17 I'm telling you, Archie.
04:20 When it comes to girls, a guy like Dobkins makes suckers like us invisible.
04:30 And now for the rest of today's class.
04:33 I want you all to choose a lab partner for tomorrow's assignment.
04:38 I'm available at the moment, girls.
04:40 But you better ask quickly before it's too late.
04:43 Uh, girls?
04:46 I know Reggie can be a pain,
04:48 but you do realize that only one of you can be my lab partner?
04:52 Say, what gives?
04:55 What do you think?
04:57 Gee, Robbie, I see you don't have a lab partner yet.
05:00 Uh, no, I don't.
05:02 I'm really good at chemistry.
05:04 I'm not.
05:05 But Daddy will hire us the best tutors money can buy.
05:08 Say, Ronnie, if you won't be your lab partner, I will.
05:11 That's sweet, Archie.
05:13 But Robbie's already decided on me.
05:16 Haven't you, Robbiekins?
05:18 What did I tell you, Arch?
05:20 We're just a couple of invisible guys.
05:23 How are we supposed to compete with muscles like that?
05:27 Oops.
05:28 Having some trouble there, Dilton?
05:30 Wha? Huh? Who said that?
05:33 Oh, hello, Archie.
05:40 Aren't you supposed to find a lab partner before you start?
05:43 Actually, no.
05:44 You see, I already finished this week's assignment last week.
05:47 So what's all this stuff?
05:49 One of the advantages to getting ahead in class
05:52 is that I can then use the school's resources to run my own experiments.
05:56 What kind of experiments?
05:58 Well, currently, I'm developing a formula
06:01 that with only one external application, enhances physique.
06:05 What's that supposed to mean?
06:08 Observe.
06:11 With only one external application,
06:20 the formula enhances the reptile's physique.
06:23 You gave him muscles?
06:27 Precisely.
06:29 That's amazing. How long does it last?
06:32 Let's see. Usually a few hours.
06:35 Then, according to my entries,
06:38 the reptile returns to normal,
06:40 experiencing temporary feelings of inadequacy.
06:45 Any more muscles and the girls will be asking that lizard to be their lab partner.
06:50 Say, that's not a bad idea.
06:54 Huh?
06:55 So, Dilft, old buddy, old pal,
06:57 how much for a shot of the muscle juice?
07:00 Huh.
07:02 It's not for sale.
07:03 Huh?
07:04 Besides, I've never tried this stuff on a human test subject before.
07:08 Well, now's your chance. I'll volunteer.
07:12 No way! This stuff is extremely unstable.
07:15 There's no telling what it would do to a human being.
07:18 I'll take that chance if it means I get to bulk up
07:21 and make Dobkins feel like the Invisible Man for once.
07:24 Forget it, Mantle. It's out of the question.
07:27 Yeah, come on, Reggie. I was just kidding around.
07:30 Uh-huh. Yeah, me too.
07:32 Would be pretty funny, though, huh?
07:41 So, what's your last class for the day?
07:43 History with Grundy.
07:45 I'll have to check with Professor Flutesnoot.
07:48 But I thought old Flutesnoot didn't teach in the lab this period.
07:51 He doesn't. But as soon as I turn in this assignment,
07:54 I've got permission to come back and work on my formula.
07:57 Hello, muscles.
08:03 Reggie?
08:06 Uh, Archie, what are you doing here?
08:09 Sheesh, I forgot my backpack.
08:11 Oh, yeah, backpack. Me too.
08:14 Hey, wait a minute.
08:16 Reggie, put that back.
08:18 Oh, come on, Arch. Just one sprinkle.
08:23 If he doesn't see us try it, he'll never know.
08:26 It doesn't matter if you'll be seen or not.
08:28 That's not the point.
08:30 Dilton said no. It could be dangerous.
08:32 But, Archie, don't you want Betty and Veronica to notice you again?
08:36 Well, yes.
08:38 But, but nothing. This is our chance.
08:41 And I, for one, am tired of being invisible.
08:44 Reggie, don't.
08:46 Now look what you did.
08:50 Sorry.
08:52 Well, I didn't want this to happen.
08:54 But now that it did, uh, shouldn't something happen?
08:58 Great. All this trouble for nothing.
09:03 Well, I hope you've learned your lesson.
09:06 You were right, Arch. I'm sorry.
09:08 Look, there's still some left.
09:10 I'll put it back and we'll pretend this never happened.
09:14 All right. Let's get out of here.
09:17 But if Dilton asks, I'm telling him the truth.
09:20 I better hurry or I'm going to be late for class.
09:25 Whoa, I'm feeling kind of funny.
09:28 Oh, great. Don't tell me that stupid formula is going to work after all.
09:33 Well, I don't feel the same.
09:42 But I look the same.
09:44 Hmm.
09:46 All that business at the lab has got me paranoid.
09:51 [SPLASH]
09:53 [SIGH]
09:59 Ah! Wha-- I-- Where?
10:03 Ah!
10:05 Ah!
10:07 I don't believe it. I'm invisible!
10:11 That's weird. I feel kind of lightheaded.
10:19 [WHIRRING]
10:22 [CHATTER]
10:26 Here comes Veronica, and Dobkins is nowhere in sight.
10:31 Better warm up the magnificent mantle smile.
10:34 Hmm. I can't believe it. She just totally ignored me.
10:40 Oh, hey, Moose. High five.
10:48 [FOOTSTEPS]
10:51 That's weird. Moose acted like he didn't even see me.
10:57 [BELL RINGING]
11:00 Being dissed by Veronica is one thing, but Moose?
11:04 Hmm. That's odd.
11:09 I'm certain that this was 80 milliliters full.
11:12 It's too soon for evaporation to take effect, so that means only one thing.
11:17 Dilton!
11:19 Wha--?
11:21 You startled me. I nearly--
11:24 Hey, who said that?
11:27 It's me, Archie. I'm invisible.
11:31 Archie? Invisible?
11:34 [FOOTSTEPS]
11:37 Okay. What's the gag?
11:41 This is no gag, Dilton. I'm invisible. You've got to do something.
11:46 Whoa. You weren't kidding. How'd this happen?
11:49 Your formula. Reggie and I both got some on us.
11:53 I told you it was unstable.
11:55 It was an accident. Honest.
11:58 So it made you invisible. Interesting. Is Reggie with you?
12:05 No. I think he's still in Grundy's history class.
12:11 All right, class. Pass up your homework while I take attendance.
12:16 Oops. I better sign my name.
12:22 Hey, don't forget mine.
12:27 Sheesh. You'd think I really was invisible.
12:30 Reggie Mantle?
12:32 Huh?
12:33 Does anyone know why Reggie is absent? I saw him earlier today.
12:38 I'm not absent. I'm invisible.
12:42 [LAUGHTER]
12:45 I don't know who said that, but you're not fooling anyone with such nonsense.
12:52 Now, let's all open our books to page 21.
12:56 What am I going to do?
12:58 Wait a minute. I'm invisible. No one can see me.
13:03 I can do anything I want.
13:07 This is terrible.
13:08 Not only does the formula not enhance the physique of human beings,
13:11 but it seems to do quite the opposite.
13:13 Going far beyond simply taking away your physique,
13:16 it's actually taking away your entire appearance, too.
13:20 I'm over here.
13:22 Uh, sorry.
13:25 You said it only lasted a few hours, right?
13:29 Yes, but that was on lizards that didn't even turn invisible.
13:33 If my calculations are correct,
13:35 you're going to completely fade from existence within a few hours.
13:39 Fade from existence?
13:41 As in gone forever.
13:42 As in gone forever?
13:44 Huh?
13:45 Oh, my.
13:47 So what do we do?
13:48 I'll try to make an antidote that will counteract the formula
13:51 and make you visible again.
13:53 In the meantime, you need to find Reggie
13:56 and bring him back here as soon as possible.
13:58 How are we supposed to find each other if we're both invisible?
14:02 Good point.
14:04 How do I look?
14:11 Like a thrift store exploded.
14:13 But don't worry about that.
14:14 Worry about finding Reggie.
14:16 There's not much time.
14:19 Now, as you can see here on the map...
14:25 [GASPS]
14:26 [ALL LAUGH]
14:28 Oopsie! Let's try that again.
14:32 Now, as I was saying...
14:34 [GASPS]
14:35 [ALL LAUGH]
14:37 Huh?
14:41 [ALL LAUGH]
14:43 [GROWLS]
14:48 [ROARS]
14:51 [ALL LAUGH]
14:53 There's Miss Grundy's classroom.
14:57 Maybe Reggie's still...
14:59 [ALL LAUGH]
15:01 This is great!
15:03 [GRUNTS]
15:04 Reggie, is that you?
15:08 Archie?
15:10 ♪ Ooh, you can't see me ♪
15:14 Yeah, I know. We're both invisible.
15:17 Now, would you stop fooling around?
15:19 Relax, Archie.
15:21 Invisibility is the most fun you'll ever have.
15:23 Yeah, and it's going to be the last fun we ever have
15:26 if we don't get back to Dilton and fast.
15:28 Oh, no. I'm not getting visible
15:31 until I've had some fun with Dobkins and the girls.
15:33 Reggie, listen to me. We don't have much time.
15:36 Reggie? Reggie?
15:39 [ALL LAUGH]
15:41 Hey, wait up!
15:43 [GRUNTS]
15:44 And just where do you think you're going, young man?
15:48 Principal Weatherby!
15:56 Archie? Archie Andrews? Is that you?
15:59 Uh, yes, sir.
16:02 Well, take off that ridiculous getup
16:04 so I can get a good look at you.
16:06 No!
16:08 I mean, uh...
16:10 No, sir, I can't.
16:13 And why not?
16:15 Well, sir, I can't because I have, um, uh...
16:19 a skin condition.
16:22 Skin condition?
16:25 Oh, yes. It's very sensitive to light.
16:28 My skin. That's my condition.
16:30 Well, I don't know what you're up to, Andrews,
16:32 but I trust you have a hall pass to go with that skin condition.
16:36 Hall pass? Uh-oh.
16:39 Well, school's almost out for the day, so I thought maybe...
16:42 Maybe you'd come back to my office for detention?
16:45 What a splendid idea.
16:47 Wait. No, Mr. Weatherby.
16:49 Sir, I can't go to detention right now. I...
16:51 Let me guess. Detention's bad for your skin condition.
16:55 Actually, yes, sir. It's the worst.
16:58 Come on, Andrews.
17:00 Looks like I've got time for some fun before the track meet.
17:09 Aha! Robbie must be out of class early for track practice.
17:18 Oh, this is too good.
17:21 Hey!
17:27 Go, Riverdale Robbie!
17:43 Go, Riverdale Robbie!
17:46 Go, Riverdale Robbie!
17:52 This should make for a grand entrance.
17:58 Go, Riverdale Robbie!
18:02 Rats.
18:09 Of course, that was back in my day,
18:12 which is why you need to start shaping up now.
18:15 I've got to get out of here and find Dilton before it's too late.
18:19 Yes, sir. Can I go now?
18:21 You kids these days are always in such a rush.
18:24 I think first we should discuss your...
18:27 Excuse me, Archie.
18:29 Weatherby here.
18:32 Ah, Mrs. Hudsucker. What a pleasant surprise.
18:35 Hmm.
18:39 I can't wait anymore.
18:42 Actually, I have a student in my office at the moment.
18:45 Yes, yes, I'll speak to you then.
18:48 Goodbye, Mrs. Hudsucker.
18:52 Eureka! I've got it!
18:57 Dilton!
18:59 You've really got to stop doing that.
19:02 Sorry.
19:04 Here, try a splash of this.
19:08 Hey, I think it's working.
19:11 Dilton, you did it! You did it!
19:14 What about Reggie?
19:16 Oh, right. He got away from me,
19:19 but I know where we can find him.
19:21 Huh?
19:23 He's somewhere at this track meet.
19:33 [cheering]
19:37 Move.
19:39 Reggie's going to disappear for good any minute now.
19:42 There's no way we'll find him out on that field.
19:45 Well, if we can't get him to come to the formula,
19:51 we'll just make the formula go to him.
19:54 Of course.
20:02 We'll simply tap into the sprinkler line.
20:06 [cheering]
20:09 Now let's just hope Reggie's out on that field.
20:13 If Dobkins is on that field, then so is Reggie.
20:16 Here goes nothing.
20:20 Huh?
20:22 [cheering]
20:31 [cheering]
20:34 What the-- sprinklers?
20:39 Well, a little water isn't going to save Dobkins
20:42 from the invisible Reggie.
20:45 This is my last chance.
20:48 [gasps]
20:54 [gasping]
20:57 Ah.
21:00 [laughing]
21:02 Metal.
21:04 [grunting]
21:07 We did it.
21:11 Huh?
21:13 Poor Reggie.
21:20 Who thinks he was the victim of our practical joke
21:23 when really we were using the sprinklers to save his life?
21:26 Granted, he got clobbered in the process,
21:29 but that was his own fault.
21:31 Maybe next time Reggie's invisible,
21:33 he won't use it as an excuse to cause trouble
21:36 in a little town called Riverdale.
21:39 [theme music]
21:42 [theme music]
22:09 Ouch.
22:12 [theme music]
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22:18 [BLANK_AUDIO]