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00:00Once upon a time, there was an enchanted land called Storybook Town.
00:27This wasn't a make-believe place.
00:29It was for real.
00:31With full RV hookups, too.
00:34Just off all Route 33.
00:36Or was it 66?
00:39Anyhow, everyone loved Storybook Town.
00:43It had walk-through fairytale sets, thrill rides and attractions, the best high-diving
00:51cow act in three states, and a world-class petting zoo.
00:59The park was the lifelong passion of Joe Bradley, a starry-eyed dreamer, if there ever
01:05was one.
01:07Soon after opening Storybook Town, Joe found a partner to share his dream.
01:13His loving wife, Violet.
01:16And it wasn't long before they were joined by their greatest dream of all, their son
01:21Jack.
01:22For a long time, all was right with the world.
01:34But life has a way of moving on.
01:41And sometimes, the dreamers leave us all too soon.
01:52Violet and Jack did their best to keep Joe's dream alive, but it was a big job for just
02:00the two of them.
02:03Once the crowds stopped coming, there wasn't money to repair old attractions or broken
02:10down rides.
02:15And soon, their petting zoo was down to its last two critters, a cat named Tom and a mouse
02:25named Cherry.
02:40Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
03:09my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my
03:38God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God,
04:07oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh
04:37oh
05:07oh
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06:24No, not again
06:37oh
06:52Come here knuckleheads. What happened?
06:58Thought so mom and I are trying to save storybook town. We don't need you guys wrecking what's left
07:04now
07:06Look, we're pals right Tom and Jerry you'd be our friends to the end, right?
07:17So maybe you could try to get along with each other just for me
07:22oh
07:32That's better. I think all right. Let's get this mess cleaned up before mom flips out
07:43You okay, Hermione. I don't want anything happening to our star attraction
07:49Okay, only attraction. Maybe we'll have lots of customers today
07:55Okay, one customer
08:04Hey, we got one Tom Jerry. It's showtime
08:08oh
08:13We have customers customers. How exciting I will dust off the corndogs
08:23Excuse me mom. Oh dear. That's not a customer
08:30This won't take long keep the motor running
08:33Welcome to storybook town the enchanted land where dreams come true if you believe
08:39Okay, I'm looking for the widow Bradley. You mean my mother
08:47Yeah, so where is she around?
08:51But right now you're just in time for a big show
08:55We still got a few seats right in front. Oh, okay. No. No, I don't have time for this
09:03oh
09:05ladies and gentlemen
09:08Storybook town is proud to present our star attraction
09:23Now let's applaud for Hermione
09:33oh
10:03oh
10:34What's wrong oh
10:39No, you saw Hermione out for the tape
10:57That ain't good
11:03oh
11:33oh
12:04Oh
12:06Part of the act sir
12:08What do you do for an encore kid blow up the park? Wait, that's my job
12:16What oh
12:18I didn't expect you till tomorrow. Mr. Bigley. I know mrs. Bradley, but why delay the inevitable?
12:26I still have an entire day to raise the mortgage money. Yeah, that's not gonna happen
12:32What's he talking about Jack this is mr. Bigley of Bigley super strip malls
12:39acres of big inventory big values and big profits
12:45My malls are everywhere and tomorrow one goes up
12:54You can't do that my dad started storybook town it's part of our family forever. Ah, it's tough
13:01Watching but business is business kiddo. And as you can see, I bought the mortgage on storybook town
13:08If you miss even one payment the part goes to me and you guys are kissing pavement hitting the bricks
13:16Oh UT out
13:18We
13:26Can't give up mom. I know things will turn around if we can just last another month
13:31Take it off kid. You don't have another month the record crew arrives tomorrow morning
13:38Yep, come 9 a.m. Storybook town is going down. Hey, right
13:45Get you later
13:48Now
13:51Nobody panic. I've already made arrangements to sell Hermione to the Dinkle brothers circus
13:56That'll give us enough money to keep going a little longer. So Hermione
14:01She's our friend Jack. I believe Hermione will love being a circus star and you remember daddy's motto
14:08dreams come true if you believe I
14:12believe
14:15Well, I'd better get Hermione over to the fairgrounds no mom we'll take her are you sure
14:21It's a big job for a little boy. We want to say goodbye
14:25Come on, Jer
14:45You're up Oh Pound Thomas we'll all get through this mess I promise
14:57When life seems sad with no reprieve
15:03Don't wear a frown
15:05Upon your sleeve those happy times. We can
15:12retrieve
15:13if we truly
15:16do
15:17believe
15:19like the joy that
15:21kids receive
15:24when reindeer fly on
15:27Christmas
15:34Miracles we will perceive if we truly believe
15:40So toss a penny in a well or wish upon a star
15:50But if you can't
15:53You won't get very far
15:57So let's have a cheer for wishing wells
16:02lucky stars and jingle bells
16:06those happy days
16:08We will achieve if we truly
16:30This can't be right the circus always sets up here
16:38No
17:08Oh
17:10Oh
17:33Cheers you boys are in a heap of trouble. My name is Odell
17:37a farmer on Dow got a spread on the edge of the prairie up yonder that's a
17:44mighty fine-looking heifer you've got there I can tell she gives tasty cheese
17:49and grade a milk well she might be for sale if we had the right offer I think
17:57she'd like my place just fine
18:08are you a magician I know a trick or two but I ain't no wizard if I was I
18:16could offer you more than these for your cow beans magic beans magic beans okay I
18:27think we're done here just keep walking don't make eye contact with the crazy
18:31man don't look like much but they'll do miracles if you believe you traded our
18:41cow for beans magic beans sounded better when the farmer said it Jack this isn't
18:51one of our little bedtime fairy tales storybook town needed that money to stay
18:56in business we needed it to save our home your father's dream I know mom but
19:03Tom why didn't you talk him out of it I'm sorry sweetie it's my fault I should
19:17have never sent a boy to do a man's job I didn't think I could feel worse
19:24surprise
19:31even if the circus had bought Hermione it would take more than one mortgage
19:37payment to save our home it would take a miracle
19:54hmm I'm not exactly sure how this is supposed to work maybe we'll just get a
20:04big crop of beans well at least we'll have something to eat after mr. Bigley
20:09throws us out the important thing is we all still believe right
20:39sweet dreams my little dreamer
21:09Oh
21:39Oh
22:09it's storybook town except it's for real
22:39gotcha suckers jerk must be a bad egg
22:49welcome to fairyland wow he's much bigger in person hey that's the old lady
23:15that lived in a shoe hey Peter howdy stranger give my regards to the missus
23:25excuse me miss peep I mean this bow I mean this bow peep
23:45I'm a merry old soul and a merry old soul
24:13soul and a merry old soul is me greetings mother Hubbard and hello miss
24:22peep you are looking lovely today look simple Simon met a pie man going to the
24:35fair says simple Simon to the pie man let me taste your way and what kind of
24:42where would that be job hardware underwear now look I only wanted one
24:56little wedge of pie when wedgie coming up
25:01another satisfied customer whoo fresh victims I mean hungry strangers hot
25:12apple pie a steal it only 900 gold pieces huh now now that's not very
25:19neighborly feed our guests but sire the moolah in for me you know my overhead is
25:27ginormous what's that my overhead he's over everyone's head bring out your gold
25:48and a happy fee fie to you mr. ginormous sir well your highness what
26:01insanely valuable tribute are you going to pay to me today diamonds emeralds a
26:08royal treasurer oh we got something extra special for you today mr. G a whole
26:17cart full of big yes round yes golden yes pumpkins it's the first pick of the
26:27season ripe and sweet and now get this I don't eat pumpkins I eat peasants who
26:38bring me pumpkins but mr. ginormous sir we've already given you all our
26:45valuables it's true all we have left of pumpkins nice view listen Kingi if you
26:53want to keep your subjects happy you gotta start with the biggest one so pay
26:58attention deadpan let me show you how it's done
27:03I'm a giant wonder who lives to loot and plunder I turn on my schnazzola and money
27:09up she rolls up I grossly gross your income when I growl fee-fi-fo-fo when it
27:15comes to being bad I'm ginormous
27:22you hide your dimes and nickels silver gives my nose the tickles I'll take all
27:28your treasure trust me it's my pleasure a piggy bank tormentor fairy lands one
27:33percenter when it comes to big and greedy I'm ginormous
27:42he'd like to talk it from its Muffet in his pocket he did stuff it when he needed
27:47a new slipper out with every nipper he stole bones from mother Hubbard shut his
27:52doggies in the cupboard when it comes to big and nasty he's disgustive hating
28:00son oh that awful Giants back
28:06separate looking good I order you to leave these people alone
28:11oh you got it all wrong sweets they're happy to share their goodies with me
28:15right happy happy ginormous here's your wake-up call
28:20you're headed for a great big ball so says the ancient prophecy a hero will
28:24rise to set us free fine with me red bring him on one slot
28:28from me and Bambi's gone when it comes to
28:37so now you've got the breakdown from the master of the shakedown pitching pennies
28:42from the needy being crass and cruel and greedy gross and rude and seedy not to
28:47mention rude and vile
28:51Didi catch me out I'm coming home when it comes to being
29:01ginormous baby
29:04are you okay I think so thank you strangers I'm the town's protector and
29:25resident good fairy though lately I haven't been doing a very good job
29:30can't you just zap that big bully I could if ginormous hadn't stolen my
29:34magic heart what little power I have left isn't enough to stop him there's
29:41gotta be a way to get your heart back oh it won't be easy
29:46Hermione
29:51farmer Odell actually I'm the farmer in the Dell like in the nursery rhyme I live
29:57here too ginormous has been making life hard on us for a long time besides the
30:02red fairies magic harp he stole my king-sized golden goose all the town
30:07folks valuables our entire life savings and bones that is and he still shows up
30:16every day to pick us clean an ancient prophecy said that a giant would one day
30:22menace fairyland and that a great hero named Jack would appear to defeat him
30:28hey that's the old story of Jack and the beanstalk it may be an old story to you
30:33chum but it's breaking news to us
30:37wait you mean I'm the Jack that's in the fight the giant yes Jack you and
31:04your brave friends look guys I'm just a kid from our rundown amusement park you
31:13need I don't know someone bigger stronger you need a hero what we need is
31:24someone who believes in himself
31:33well in that case I believe we can try
32:03we can't go inside Jack the giant knows us all by snail we have an inside man
32:24ready to help you won't be going in alone kid text sent me don't be scared
32:39Tom you'll like Tuffy he's a mouse like Jerry we don't want the giant to heal
33:03Tuffy these brave heroes are helping us get my magic heart back would you guide
33:07them to the treasure room would I it's about time someone took on Geneski down a
33:13pig
33:37we'll never see those chumps again what are you doing here we thought we'd spare
33:59you the trip into town tomorrow so you brought my tribute a day early huh where's the loot
34:06well since the villagers don't have any valuables left they thought they'd bring
34:16their their talents our what's-its talents hey must've got that mouse hey big guy here's
34:39the deal they're offering to put on a show for your dining pleasure
34:57and
35:26there's no cover charge okay if I like your acts you live if not I'll grind your bones
35:35to make my bread running fast again this show better be good
36:05show a recitation by the farmer in the Dell well it's been a quiet week in fairyland my
36:13hometown just off the beanstalk at the edge of the clouds this time of year there's lots
36:19of frost on the pumpkin Cinderella's been having a hard time scraping the ice off her coach it's
36:40cold weather's been wreaking havoc on old mother Hubbard old woman in the shoe is having to lace
36:47it up tight of course the three pigs are laying in extra firewood for winter once it turns cold
36:57those hungry wolves just keep on dropping down the chimney I'm screwy the pie man and you won't
37:22believe your eyes when you see how much
37:52thank you thank you I would like to perform the world's fastest card trick wanna see it
38:21again so tight you're in the first grade now how do you like
38:51school say I hear there's a cat next door with no nose how does he smell
39:21you better hold on to these
39:51must be the farmer's golden goose
39:58hurry up Jack
40:03think you can crack it Jerry
40:21you're welcome now hurry get out of here before the giant comes
40:31for us
40:33she will even give you and your friends a ride to the castle
40:49Benny and I have worked up a medley of Broadway favorites
40:58that's it
41:01where did I put that bone grinder
41:06it's around here somewhere
41:09I'll find it
41:11oh Mr. Giant I have a song I'd like to sing
41:15finally an act with possibilities
41:20I've got my blanket and my bed
41:27I'm ready for my nappy
41:31there's only one more thing I need to make me happy
41:38tell me a bedtime story
41:43and I'll dream about you
41:46magic romance fame and glory
41:50any fairy tale will do
41:53dishes with spoons and laughing dogs
41:56beauties and beasts and kissing frogs
41:59tell me a bedtime story
42:02and I'll dream about you
42:05tell me a bedtime story
42:08you narrator you
42:11oh I adore your oratory
42:15our nightly rendezvous
42:18I don't want to lie there counting sheep
42:21I'd rather hear Goldilocks or Little Bo Peep
42:24tell me a bedtime story
42:27and I'll dream about you
42:30a happy ending's mandatory
42:33to win my love for you
42:36I'll be Snow White to your Prince Charming
42:39tell me about a bedtime story
42:42tell me a bedtime story
42:45and I'll dream about you
42:48I don't make nightmares
42:50and I'll dream about you
42:57goodnight now
42:59yeah!
43:00what?
43:01hmm
43:03oh dear
43:04fee-fi-fo-fat
43:07I smell a boy
43:09a mouse
43:10and a cat
43:12so you're the famous Jack
43:15here after all this time to slay the bad old giant
43:19and take his treasure
43:21you stole that treasure from them
43:23what are you going to do about it peewee
43:25want to fight me for it
43:27well come on tough guy
43:29let's see what you got
43:31how about this
43:33no
43:40still want to fight peewee
43:43now take it easy
43:45stay away from me
43:55bye
43:59the bigger they are
44:01the harder they ball
44:10oops
44:12stop it Tom he's had enough
44:26oh no
44:28it broke the shrinking string
44:30oh no
44:40oh no you don't
44:50head for the beanstalk
44:52I'll smash you
44:57come on
45:00oh no
45:11the door
45:23I hate pumpkins
45:25gotcha
45:27there he blows
45:29beanstalk
45:31catch this you big bully
45:56Red catch
45:59oh
46:04beanstalk by my magic grow
46:06vine ginormous head to toe
46:15you'll suffer for this
46:22hurry those vines won't hold him long
46:24about the egg
46:29take it Jack
46:31with our thanks
46:40ah come on
46:42you'd have kissed her too
46:44bye thanks
46:46bye
46:54I'll get you Jack
46:56no one steals
46:58my gold
47:04wicked giant I do banish
47:06strum this harp and you shall vanish
47:19are you gonna shape up
47:21or am I gonna start baking
47:23some bread around here
47:25hey ginormous
47:28you want the egg
47:30come and get it
47:32how dare you try to steal my egg
47:36I'm coming for you boy
47:58huh
48:08here kitty kitty
48:12Tom
48:17ginormous if you let Tom go
48:19I won't chop down this beanstalk
48:21don't threaten me boy
48:23I know where you come from Jack
48:25just scurry
48:27along home
48:29if you cross me
48:31I'll grind your bones
48:33I'll make some cat bread
48:35and maybe some cute little
48:37mouse bread too
48:39I'll grind the bones of
48:41everyone you ever cared about
48:43Jack
48:47let's do it
48:49Tom dragon coaster draw
48:55ahh
48:59ahh
49:01ahh
49:03ahh
49:05ahh
49:11ahh
49:13ahh
49:25Tom
49:27let go of the egg
49:33no
49:35no
49:41gotcha
49:45yeah
49:47we did it
49:49ahh
50:05Magikarp final tone
50:07guide these
50:09heroes safely home
50:19whoa
50:21whoa
50:23whoa guys
50:25I just had the craziest
50:27dream
50:29you too
50:37okay
50:39somebody's getting sued
50:43Mr. Bigly
50:45I wanted to get an early start
50:47early start on the demolition
50:51only you left something in your parking lot
50:53that jacked up my car
50:55that'll cost you
51:05and that looks like
51:09it is
51:11solid gold
51:13there's gold
51:15on my property
51:33your property
51:35Mr. Bigly
51:37says here you can't take ownership
51:39until 9am and never
51:41did we pay off the mortgage
51:57oh
51:59we still have 5 minutes
52:01allow us to present you with this
52:03plump of pure gold
52:05it'll pay off the mortgage
52:07and cover the damage to your car
52:11no
52:13and the doctor bill for your foot
52:27jack honey what's going on
52:35mom you know how dad always said
52:37dreams come true if you believe
52:40well we planted those beans
52:42and you'll never guess what happened
52:54you can probably guess
52:56the rest
53:00jack and his mom
53:02saved storybook town
53:04and made it bigger and better than ever
53:06you know the place
53:08just off old route 66
53:10or is it 33
53:12and as for Tom and Jerry
53:34well they went right back
53:36to being Tom and Jerry
53:40but that folks
53:42is another story
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