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00:00 [Music]
00:07 [Music]
00:34 Poor Tom. In a few minutes it'll all be over.
00:40 And for the first time since he met her, he'll be happy.
00:48 Poor, miserable, lovesick creature.
00:52 I suppose people will say I should have helped him.
00:56 I know.
00:58 But it's better this way.
01:02 I'll never forget that first morning when it all started.
01:06 If ever there were two true friends, that was us.
01:20 And then she walked by.
01:26 When Tom first saw her, I thought he'd flip his lid. And he did.
01:40 From the very beginning there was a strong magnetic attraction between us.
01:59 I tried to stop it, but it was no use.
02:14 Poor, simple Tom. He was putty in her hands.
02:26 I'd never seen him so happy. Or so much in love.
02:36 But Tom had a rival. Mr. Butch.
03:00 Yes, Tom had a rival. But this made him more determined than ever.
03:07 I appealed to him as a friend to give her up, but he ignored me.
03:21 [music]
03:44 Tom was desperate. He squandered all his savings on jewelry.
03:56 [music]
04:17 The jewelry failed to impress her. He signed away his life to buy a car.
04:22 312 monthly payments at 112% interest.
04:28 It cost him an arm and a leg.
04:31 But he willingly sold himself into slavery for love.
04:36 [music]
04:42 [music]
05:01 Tom went downhill fast after that. He started drinking.
05:22 The next step was the gutter.
05:44 That's the story. The story of a cat with a broken heart.
05:52 Too bad everybody doesn't have a girl like mine.
05:56 A girl that loves me and only me.
06:00 With every bit of her true, blue, ever-loving heart.
06:07 [music]
06:31 [BLANK_AUDIO]