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00:01:00Well, listen, you're kind of new in this neighborhood, so I'm going to wise you up.
00:01:15I'm Muggs McGinnis, the leader of this gang.
00:01:17Now, if you want to take any of the boys out, you've got to have them in by three o'clock
00:01:20in the afternoon.
00:01:21And no smoking, drinking, or hopscotch, because we're all in training.
00:01:24Now, I'm going to introduce you to the fellas and their physical order.
00:01:27This is Danny, my left-hand man.
00:01:29How do you do?
00:01:31This is Glimpy, my right-hand man.
00:01:32Hello, Matilda.
00:01:33Peewee, my yes-man.
00:01:34Hiya.
00:01:35And Skinny, my no-man.
00:01:36Hi.
00:01:37And last, but not least, is Scruno.
00:01:38He's our blackout warden.
00:01:39Hi.
00:01:40Now, you've met them all, and you can do one if you...
00:01:41Hey.
00:01:42Hey, you kids, get out of here.
00:01:43Hey, gland trouble.
00:01:44See you later.
00:01:45Oh, wait.
00:01:46Take that sticker here, and take...
00:01:47Take it easy.
00:01:48Get out.
00:01:49Now, I wonder how that could have happened.
00:01:50I don't know, but they can't blame us for it.
00:01:51But we was here.
00:01:52That's circumstantial evidence.
00:01:53Well, let's dig.
00:01:54All right.
00:01:55Let's get out of here.
00:01:56You too.
00:01:57Hey, stop.
00:01:58Hey, stop.
00:01:59Hey.
00:02:00Hey.
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00:02:21What?
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00:02:38Take it easy, Muddah.
00:02:39Don't aggravate your room with piercing blood.
00:02:40Oh, good morning, Officer.
00:02:41What's new?
00:02:42Nixon, that.
00:02:43What's your hurry?
00:02:44Next on that, what's your hurry?
00:02:46We're just getting our exercise, taking our girls for a walk.
00:02:49I was just taking my mother to the races.
00:02:50Why did you break that window?
00:02:51I broke my window.
00:02:52Quiet, mother.
00:02:54Then why were you running?
00:02:56We always get blamed, so we run.
00:02:58There ain't no law against running, unless you're a politician.
00:03:01You kids are always doing something.
00:03:02If it ain't one thing, it's another.
00:03:04You're just a bunch of hodlums.
00:03:05Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:03:07Is that a nice way to talk in front of a poor, dyscreptic lady?
00:03:10Don't let her get you, Clarice. Coppers ain't got no manners.
00:03:12I got a good mind to have your badge confiscated.
00:03:15Come on, Whitey.
00:03:16Put that stuff on.
00:03:18Hey, officer! Hey, officer!
00:03:20Would you unhook me?
00:03:22Come on.
00:03:26Come on, let's go.
00:03:28You can't arrest us without a corpus delicious.
00:03:30One of my lawyer heads about this, there's gonna be a big shake-up around here.
00:03:33My ghost is going home, too, guys.
00:03:36You mean we gotta walk? Where's the patrol wagon?
00:03:38Yeah, right there.
00:03:39All right, Baker. Which one of these boys broke your window?
00:03:42I didn't break it. I broke it myself.
00:03:45Every time I get in there, I break something.
00:03:47Ain't I the clumsiest thing?
00:03:49Ain't that too bad. Now you don't get your promotion.
00:03:52What did you guys think of something else to do besides make us miserable?
00:03:55Sabotage.
00:03:56What chance has a little guy got against a corporation?
00:03:59Yeah.
00:04:00Hey, there goes our taxi!
00:04:02Okay, if you four guys will excuse us, we'll...
00:04:04Who pumped you up?
00:04:06Ah!
00:04:08Hurry up!
00:04:11Come on, Skirtle!
00:04:12I couldn't run no faster. This truck was full of watermelons.
00:04:15We'll be picking watermelons for the next five years if you don't hurry up.
00:04:18Hey, if you hurry up, we'll give you a million dollars.
00:04:23Hey, you kids, get off the truck!
00:04:25Save it for the finance company.
00:04:27Who's hiding your old bus?
00:04:28If you don't get off, I'll brain you!
00:04:30Ah, shut up. The pedestrian has a right of way.
00:04:32He talks like he owns this thing.
00:04:34Hey, don't go so fast. I got a nervous stomach.
00:04:41Come on, get off that truck, will you?
00:04:43What a terrible taxi. No radio.
00:04:46Listen, come on, get off of here!
00:04:48Hey, Shorty, will you back up about two blocks?
00:04:50You're past my office.
00:04:51Yeah, I'm good.
00:04:52What are you talking about?
00:04:53Get out of here!
00:04:54Come on.
00:04:55Here, here.
00:04:56Come on, get...
00:04:57Hey, leave them dogs alone.
00:04:59I've been running.
00:05:00I'm gonna run some more.
00:05:01You're right.
00:05:02Ah!
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00:05:19Hey, Bill!
00:05:20Hiya, Danny.
00:05:21Remember me? I'm your brother.
00:05:22What are you doing down here?
00:05:23This letter came for you, so I brought it down.
00:05:24Thanks.
00:05:25It's from the government.
00:05:26My grandfather got a letter from the government once.
00:05:27What was it? An invitation to Sing Sing?
00:05:29Alcatraz.
00:05:32Well, kid, looks like your brother's in the army.
00:05:34Oh, that's swell, Bill.
00:05:36Private Bill Collins reporting.
00:05:38Company!
00:05:39Hey, hey!
00:05:41Submarine!
00:05:43Submarine!
00:05:45Submarine!
00:05:47Hey!
00:05:51Listen!
00:05:52Hey, what's that?
00:05:53That's a siren on Blackwell's Island. Somebody busted loose!
00:05:56It's most likely a false alarm.
00:05:58Let's take a look!
00:05:59I'll see you later, pal. I'll see you later.
00:06:01Come on!
00:06:09Hey, what do you see?
00:06:10Seagulls.
00:06:11Hey!
00:06:12Oh, hi, guys!
00:06:13You got any clues?
00:06:14No, you guys got any?
00:06:15No, I think it's a false alarm, just like Bill said.
00:06:17Boy, if I could nab this convict, I'd graduate from my detective correspondence course with honors.
00:06:21It's better to graduate with good marks.
00:06:23Hey!
00:06:24Here's a guilty-looking personality.
00:06:26Let's go over and get a confession.
00:06:28But don't break no bones.
00:06:29Come on!
00:06:32Hey, you the guy that escaped from the island?
00:06:35Hey, go on! Beat it! Scram, you guys!
00:06:37It's a chauffeur!
00:06:38Hiya! How you doing?
00:06:39How you doing?
00:06:40How you been?
00:06:41Hey, go on! Get away from here, will you?
00:06:43Ah, it gets so tough. The streets are free.
00:06:45Sure, we're private detectives.
00:06:46We're from the branch agency.
00:06:48Ever hear of my uncle? Third-degree burns.
00:06:50Well, you must have heard of Charlie Chan.
00:06:52This is his stablemate, Charlie Horse.
00:06:54Hi, Charlie.
00:06:55Hi, Horse.
00:06:56Take his picture and send it to the funny paper.
00:06:57I got a better idea. I'll send it to Ripley.
00:06:59I bet he won't believe it.
00:07:00Yes, he will.
00:07:01Hey, give me that camera!
00:07:04What are you looking for? A match?
00:07:05I got a match right here.
00:07:06Don't go away.
00:07:07I'm not going no place yet.
00:07:09Here's a match.
00:07:10Hey!
00:07:12Don't shoot!
00:07:13That ain't a rod. That's a gun.
00:07:15Is it loaded?
00:07:16Sure, it's loaded.
00:07:17Let me see.
00:07:19Give me that thing! You want to get hurt?
00:07:23Hey! The cops!
00:07:28Let's scram!
00:07:29Hey, where you going?
00:07:32I don't think he likes cops.
00:07:37Hey, listen.
00:07:38Make sure you're working here.
00:07:39So you do something. Jump in that truck.
00:07:40Move those barrels.
00:07:41What's your problem?
00:07:42Come on.
00:07:43Come on, fellas. Get him up here.
00:07:44Come on.
00:07:45Right there.
00:07:46Right there.
00:07:47All right, get him up there, boys.
00:07:55What are you kids doing in that truck?
00:07:56Eh, we're just upright citizens
00:07:58trying to make an honest dollar.
00:07:59After all, we got wives and babies to support.
00:08:01Cut out the wisecracks.
00:08:03Seen you kids before, haven't I?
00:08:05Maybe it was at the races.
00:08:06Or was it Pam Beach?
00:08:07It was juvenile court.
00:08:09Don't tell me you were in trouble, officer.
00:08:11Get down out of there.
00:08:15Marty can't blame a guy
00:08:16for trying to fill up a social security fund.
00:08:18We don't want to mooch on a city like you.
00:08:20Let me see your driver's license.
00:08:21Driver's license, I know.
00:08:23You just want to prove that you can read.
00:08:25There you are.
00:08:26On the other side
00:08:27is a very nice picture of my Aunt Sue.
00:08:29Skinny old thing, isn't she?
00:08:31Is there anything else I can do for you, officer?
00:08:33No, Mr. Wiseguy.
00:08:35Well, you sure you wouldn't want to search the truck,
00:08:37look in one of the barrels,
00:08:38and see if that lug from Blackwell's Island
00:08:40ain't one of them?
00:08:41Yeah, maybe he's learned to swim in wine.
00:08:43Get out of here.
00:08:52That's what I call
00:08:53wasting a taxpayer's money.
00:08:55Goodbye now.
00:08:56I'm glad they're gone.
00:08:57Heads up.
00:08:58Hey, look.
00:08:59Money in the making.
00:09:02Oh, that'll be a pleasant change.
00:09:04Being broke is getting monotonous.
00:09:11All right, Luke?
00:09:12Yeah, make it snappy.
00:09:17Hey, how about a little help
00:09:18from the All-American Longshoremen's Association?
00:09:20Got some good men here.
00:09:21Go on, scram.
00:09:22Hey, Loppy.
00:09:24You looking for the guy that's driving that truck?
00:09:26Yeah, did you see him?
00:09:27He left when the cops came.
00:09:28Cops?
00:09:29Sure.
00:09:30By the way, he took off.
00:09:31You'd think he was the guy
00:09:32that escaped from Blackwell's Island.
00:09:33He had a rod.
00:09:34Hey, have you ever been fingerprinted?
00:09:36Go on, beat it.
00:09:37I don't know,
00:09:38but it looks to me like you'll need
00:09:39a little help with that barrel.
00:09:40A little large for you, isn't it?
00:09:41Sure, I come from a long line of wine barons.
00:09:43He means barrels.
00:09:44Okay, okay.
00:09:45Help me get this on a truck.
00:09:47All right.
00:09:48Get out.
00:09:49Easy now.
00:09:50Take it easy.
00:09:51Come on, take it easy with it.
00:09:52Put it right on there.
00:09:53Go ahead, get it on there.
00:09:54Don't get it on there.
00:09:55Put it on there.
00:09:56Get it up there.
00:09:57Don't injure yourself.
00:09:58All right.
00:09:59All right, boys.
00:10:00Don't strain your legiments.
00:10:01No, no, no, I'll handle it.
00:10:02Hey, hey, grab it.
00:10:03Oh, you give up?
00:10:04Come on, give me a hand, will you?
00:10:05All right, boys, give him a hand.
00:10:06You just didn't appreciate how useless we was.
00:10:07Thanks.
00:10:08Hey, wait a minute.
00:10:09Hey, how about a little gratuity here?
00:10:10How about a little compensation?
00:10:11Come on, six pieces, please.
00:10:12All right, that's a little better.
00:10:13All right.
00:10:14All right.
00:10:15All right.
00:10:16All right.
00:10:17All right.
00:10:18All right.
00:10:19All right.
00:10:20All right.
00:10:21All right.
00:10:22All right.
00:10:23All right.
00:10:24All right.
00:10:25All right.
00:10:26All right.
00:10:27All right.
00:10:28Let's finish this.
00:10:29You know, it's just a little better.
00:10:30Hey, what?
00:10:31Two bits.
00:10:32You're going to offer limbs, Luke?
00:10:33We've been laboring on delusions.
00:10:34You ain't just.
00:10:35Hey, ain't you going to wait till you're changed?
00:10:36Spendthrift.
00:10:37Two bits.
00:10:38Hm.
00:10:39Hey, that's two packs of cigarettes.
00:10:40Hey!
00:10:41Hey, what?
00:10:42What did we do to find this Luke Manning's body?
00:10:43When are we getting him out here?
00:10:44You don't know yet.
00:10:45I know what I know.
00:10:46Hey!
00:10:47I know what I know.
00:10:48You don't know it.
00:10:49I know it.
00:10:50I know it.
00:10:51I know it.
00:10:52I know it.
00:10:53I know it.
00:10:54What?
00:10:55You just don't know.
00:10:58What do we do with it?
00:10:59Throw it back to the fish.
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:02Hey, where's Cliffy?
00:11:02He can't swim.
00:11:04I don't know.
00:11:04He was around a minute ago.
00:11:06Oh, gosh.
00:11:06What if he's drowned?
00:11:07Who's going to tell his mother?
00:11:08Well, he's an Orpheum.
00:11:09Orpheum?
00:11:10That's the name of a theater.
00:11:11Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:11:13Hey, fellas, look.
00:11:14Yes, it crawls.
00:11:15Oh, my God.
00:11:16Go, go, go.
00:11:17Oh, yeah.
00:11:20Hey, what's the matter?
00:11:21She's a decopper.
00:11:22Stop.
00:11:22Hey, you, what do you think you're doing?
00:11:25Who, me, officer?
00:11:26I'm just getting a bit of a suntan.
00:11:28That's all.
00:11:29Where are your pals?
00:11:30Oh, I don't know where they are.
00:11:32Are all these your clothes?
00:11:33Yes, sir.
00:11:34Seven changes.
00:11:35One for every day of the week.
00:11:42Hey, you kids.
00:11:43Come on.
00:11:44Let's go.
00:11:45Come on.
00:11:46Come on.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:48Come on.
00:11:49Come on.
00:11:50Come on.
00:11:52Hey, you kids.
00:11:53Come on out.
00:11:54Well, what's eating you?
00:11:56Come on down.
00:11:57The water's fine for drowning.
00:11:59I don't want any trouble from you kids, so you better hop on up here.
00:12:02Yeah, we're coming.
00:12:08What do you want?
00:12:09What's the trouble?
00:12:11Well, you're going for a ride.
00:12:13Going for a ride?
00:12:14Stop me on the sunny side, will you?
00:12:15You're going to headquarters.
00:12:17Get on your clothes.
00:12:18So you'll be leaving for the army soon, eh, Bill?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21I'm taking my physical next week.
00:12:23Sorry to see you leave, Bill.
00:12:26What are you going to do about that kid brother of yours?
00:12:28That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Mr. Mullins.
00:12:30Sure.
00:12:31What's on your mind?
00:12:32Well, with my going in the army, Danny's going to be on his own.
00:12:35But I don't want him running around the streets.
00:12:37I know what that leads to, juvenile court and reform school.
00:12:40I saw enough of that kind of stuff when I was at the Wilton School for Boys.
00:12:43Yeah, sure you once told me.
00:12:45Say, Bill, why did you quit that job?
00:12:47I didn't like the way they handled kids.
00:12:49That's why I've always done everything I could for Danny.
00:12:51So as he wouldn't have to see the inside of that or any reform school.
00:12:53Man, you've done a good job of it, son.
00:12:55Thanks.
00:12:56The only thing that'll help Danny is a real job.
00:12:58Now, I was wondering if you could...
00:13:00If I could put him to work, huh?
00:13:02Yeah, that's right, Mr. Mullins.
00:13:03Why, he's a big, strong kid.
00:13:04He could do this job easy.
00:13:05Well, bring him around this afternoon.
00:13:07I'll see what I can do.
00:13:08Oh, that's swell, boss.
00:13:09You won't be sorry.
00:13:10Hey, Bill.
00:13:11Bill, look out.
00:13:12You won't be sorry.
00:13:13Hey, Bill.
00:13:14Bill, the cops are arresting Danny and the gang.
00:13:16Arresting Danny?
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18Where is he?
00:13:19Over there.
00:13:20Let's go.
00:13:21Get away from this bed house, will you?
00:13:22It's private.
00:13:23And I think you're framing us.
00:13:24Go on, Scram.
00:13:25You got fleas.
00:13:26Come on.
00:13:27Get your clothes on.
00:13:28I'm going to get the DA.
00:13:29I'm going to get the DA's brother.
00:13:31What's wrong, officer?
00:13:32Who are you?
00:13:33I'm this kid's brother.
00:13:34Well, they stole a truck from McCary Street.
00:13:36And there's no mistake about it, because they caught him red-handed.
00:13:39Stole a truck?
00:13:41Look, Mr. Wise Guy.
00:13:43Maybe you'll deny you weren't in the front seat of that truck.
00:13:46Yeah, battery's dead.
00:13:47And maybe you'll say that you didn't tell me that you were working for the company.
00:13:50Oh, you got to tell a little white lie once in a while.
00:13:53Danny, is this true?
00:13:54Yeah, but we was only kidding.
00:13:56You were, were you?
00:13:57Well, this warrant isn't a joke.
00:13:59So come along, cootie.
00:14:01OK, but you'll be sorry you humiliated me in front of my friends.
00:14:04You know, Mike, there's one of you.
00:14:06Come on.
00:14:07Come on.
00:14:08Come on.
00:14:09All right.
00:14:11Come on.
00:14:12Get in there.
00:14:13Get in there.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:15What are you going to do, copper?
00:14:16Come on.
00:14:17Hey, man, don't let him go.
00:14:18Hey!
00:14:19Come here!
00:14:20Come here!
00:14:21Don't leave him, Mike.
00:14:22Hey, Mike!
00:14:23Mike!
00:14:41Dormitory 3, workhouse.
00:14:44Oh, that means I do what, boss?
00:14:46You'll find out, and don't call me boss.
00:14:49Address me as mister.
00:14:51OK, Mr. Boss.
00:14:55Ethelbert McGinnis.
00:14:57Ethelbert McGinnis!
00:14:59Ethelbert?
00:15:00Can you imagine a guy with a moniker like that?
00:15:02Which one of you is the boss?
00:15:04Ethelbert McGinnis.
00:15:05Ethelbert McGinnis!
00:15:06Ethelbert?
00:15:07Can you imagine a guy with a moniker like that?
00:15:09Which one of you is Ethelbert McGinnis?
00:15:11We got a McGinnis, but no Ethelbert.
00:15:13Oh, yes, you have.
00:15:15Now, which one of you is it?
00:15:17Oh.
00:15:19What a terrible thing.
00:15:30Uh...
00:15:32I'm Ethelbert.
00:15:34You!
00:15:35Oh, I'm completely disillusioned.
00:15:37So you're Ethelbert McGinnis.
00:15:42It's kind of a name, you know.
00:15:44It's been in the family for a long time.
00:15:46You might call it a skeleton in the family closet.
00:15:49It'd make me very happy if we just kind of left it there and forgot about it.
00:15:53All right, Ethelbert.
00:15:56I wouldn't use that name if I was you.
00:15:59It's because my father made a mistake.
00:16:01Don't mean you have to do the same thing.
00:16:03Oh, a little wise guy, eh?
00:16:06Wise guy? That's it.
00:16:08Call me Mr. Wise Guy.
00:16:10All right.
00:16:12Now, Mr. Wise Guy, what kind of work have you ever done?
00:16:16Work?
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:18Work?
00:16:19Yeah, yeah, work.
00:16:20I'm not familiar with the word.
00:16:21Well, we'll fix that.
00:16:23I was afraid you would.
00:16:28Come in.
00:16:32Can I do something for you?
00:16:34Yes, my name is Bill Collins.
00:16:36Danny Collins is my brother.
00:16:38Collins.
00:16:39Collins.
00:16:40Oh, yes, the wine truck case.
00:16:42They were just admitted.
00:16:44That's right.
00:16:45You think I could see Danny?
00:16:47I'll see.
00:16:49Won't you come this way, please?
00:16:58Say, this place looks much better.
00:17:01Then you've been here before.
00:17:04I was a guard for a year and a half.
00:17:06How interesting.
00:17:07Sure.
00:17:08If you like to see kids kicked around and starved.
00:17:10Oh, but you really don't know Wilton.
00:17:12Lady, I know plenty that isn't good about this place.
00:17:15Things have changed, as you've already noticed.
00:17:18We're here to help the boys, not to hurt them.
00:17:21Sorry if I blew up, miss.
00:17:23But I learned to hate the Wilton Reformatory.
00:17:26I understand.
00:17:34All right, that's all.
00:17:37So Jed Mill is still a guard here.
00:17:40Yeah, things have changed, all right.
00:17:42What are you trying to do, miss?
00:17:44Sell me a bill of goods?
00:17:46Daniel Collins.
00:17:48Yes, sir.
00:17:49Maybe you remember my brother.
00:17:50He used to work here.
00:17:51Is that so?
00:17:52You must be Bill Collins' brother.
00:17:54That's me.
00:17:55Hoodlums must run in your family.
00:17:58Who do you think you're calling names?
00:18:00All right.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:03I apologize.
00:18:11Take it easy, you.
00:18:12Just a moment now.
00:18:13What's the trouble here?
00:18:14What's the trouble, Miller?
00:18:15Be careful of him, Mr. Barnes.
00:18:17He's lying to attack you the way he did me.
00:18:20I know.
00:18:21His name is Bill Collins.
00:18:23He's that hoodlum's brother.
00:18:25Mr. Barnes, I can explain.
00:18:27Mr. Collins once worked here.
00:18:28He was only...
00:18:29Never mind explaining, lady.
00:18:30I can do that.
00:18:31I didn't come here to start a rumpus,
00:18:33but I don't like to see any kid get smacked around.
00:18:35Smacking around is too good for him.
00:18:37That's entirely unnecessary, Miller.
00:18:39And as long as I'm superintendent of this institution,
00:18:42no boy is to be struck.
00:18:43Well, you gotta make him respect authority, don't you?
00:18:46There are even limitations to authority.
00:18:48I hope I make myself clear.
00:18:50Yes, sir.
00:18:51Mr. Collins, Miss Mitchell,
00:18:53would you please come with me?
00:18:55Don't worry, kid.
00:18:58There's a guy that's gonna be all right.
00:19:00Yeah, maybe things won't be so bad after all.
00:19:02I won't forget this in a hurry,
00:19:05and neither will you.
00:19:07All right, my memory ain't so bad either.
00:19:09Mr. Collins, Jim Barnes is my name.
00:19:11How do you do?
00:19:12Ann Mitchell is mine.
00:19:14Mr. Collins, I'm afraid you never knew it,
00:19:16but your testimony and your written resignation
00:19:19was indirectly responsible
00:19:20for a new order here at Whitman.
00:19:22No, I didn't know that.
00:19:23Guess I was in too much of a hurry to get away.
00:19:25Well, how would you like to take a look around the place now?
00:19:28I'd like it very much.
00:19:29I'm sure Miss Mitchell here
00:19:31wouldn't object to being your guide, would you, Ann?
00:19:33I'd be delighted.
00:19:34Gee, thanks a lot.
00:19:35You didn't have one of those when I was here.
00:19:37I told you, things have changed.
00:19:40Goodbye.
00:19:41Goodbye.
00:19:43You know, if I wasn't going in the Army,
00:19:45I wouldn't mind getting my old job back.
00:19:47I'm sure Mr. Barnes would like to have you.
00:19:49In fact, I wouldn't even mind getting sent to reform school.
00:19:51That is, if the other half is anything like you.
00:19:55There's always the guardhouse in the Army.
00:19:58Say, that gives me an idea.
00:19:59I'm taking my physical tomorrow
00:20:00and I need some more weight
00:20:01if I expect to make the grade.
00:20:03Now, how's about you helping me
00:20:04to put on a few pounds
00:20:06by having dinner with me tonight?
00:20:09Huh?
00:20:10Oh, please, for Uncle Sam.
00:20:14All right.
00:20:15But remember, it's only for Uncle Sam.
00:20:18The Army will never forget this.
00:20:28If a man is willing, say yes.
00:20:30If he's unwilling, say yes anyway.
00:20:33Waiter!
00:20:34Bring some more fortune cakes.
00:20:36I want to find out what happens to a bachelor
00:20:38who is willing.
00:20:39Don't mind him.
00:20:40Too much chop suey.
00:20:41It's gone to his head.
00:20:42It's not the only thing that's gone to my head.
00:20:45It's been so much fun
00:20:46fattening you up for your physical.
00:20:48I heard someplace that the easiest way
00:20:50to a man's heart is through his stomach.
00:20:53Should I take up cooking?
00:20:54Mm-hmm.
00:20:55One for the book.
00:20:56Okay, let's get going.
00:20:58Hey, stupid.
00:21:00Calling me, boys?
00:21:01Thought I told you to lay off that bourbon.
00:21:03I'm not drinking any bourbon.
00:21:05Just a bromo seltzer, that's all.
00:21:07See?
00:21:08See?
00:21:09Never mind.
00:21:10Now, get this straight.
00:21:12Give me ten minutes, see?
00:21:13And keep the motor going.
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:15I'll be right back.
00:21:16I'll be right back.
00:21:17I'll be right back.
00:21:18I'll be right back.
00:21:19I'll be right back.
00:21:20I'll be right back.
00:21:21I'll be right back.
00:21:22I'll be right back.
00:21:23I'll be right back.
00:21:24Keep the motor going.
00:21:25Okay.
00:21:30Be ready if I need you.
00:21:31And remember what I said about the bourbon.
00:21:34No, I wasn't drinking.
00:21:37Oh.
00:21:54I don't know when I've laughed so much.
00:21:56I never knew the Wilton Reformatory could give me anything to laugh about.
00:21:59I'm glad, Bill.
00:22:01Maybe your fortune's changing.
00:22:03It is.
00:22:04You know, I can even look into the future of Private Bill Collins.
00:22:07I never cared very much what was going to happen to him after national defense.
00:22:11But I do now.
00:22:13I like you, Private Collins.
00:22:15I like your brother, Danny, too.
00:22:17Danny's a good kid.
00:22:19In fact, if there were any other kids I'd have taken care of,
00:22:22In fact, if there were ten of you Collins boys,
00:22:25I'm afraid I'd like every one of you.
00:22:27Now you're the one who's fickle.
00:22:29I have a weakness for uniforms.
00:22:33Good night, Bill.
00:22:35Thanks for a lovely evening.
00:22:38Oh, good night, Ann.
00:22:52Good night, Bill.
00:23:22What?
00:23:42Do as I say or you're a dead pigeon.
00:23:46Police! Help! Help!
00:23:48Miner! Police! Watch out!
00:23:50Mr. Titan has been mined!
00:23:52There they go! There they go!
00:23:56Follow that car!
00:24:05Take this thing out of low gear.
00:24:18Step on it, buddy, or I'll let you have it.
00:24:48And that's how it happened.
00:24:50I had already taken Miss Mitchell home.
00:24:52I was out of cigarettes, so I stopped to buy some.
00:24:54You were not out.
00:24:56This half-filled package of cigarettes was found in your car.
00:24:58Explain that.
00:25:02I don't know anything about it.
00:25:04It wasn't mine.
00:25:06Besides, I don't open my package that way.
00:25:08That don't cut no ice.
00:25:10Green, the drug clerk, positively identifies you
00:25:12as one of the bandits.
00:25:14I didn't do it.
00:25:17I don't know where it's as good as his.
00:25:19Collins, it's pretty simple what you did.
00:25:21You went ahead of your pals to see if the coast was clear.
00:25:23You bought a package of cigarettes for a stall.
00:25:25Then you stood guard at the door
00:25:27while the others shot and killed the drug clerk.
00:25:29I did not. I didn't do it.
00:25:31It's not true.
00:25:33Come on, Collins. Now, who were your pals?
00:25:35You're not going to let them go free
00:25:37and you take this rap alone?
00:25:39Don't be a fool. Give us a lead
00:25:41and I'll see you get off easy. I promise.
00:25:43Bill, are you all right?
00:25:45Why don't you question him when he's not ill?
00:25:47Lady, this is murder.
00:25:49But can't you see that he's weak?
00:25:51Come on, Collins.
00:25:53Now, the fact remains you were driving the car
00:25:55in which one of the bandits made his getaway.
00:25:57What else could I do with a gun in my back?
00:25:59Do you think a man about to go in the army
00:26:01would commit a murder?
00:26:03Why, he was to take his physical today.
00:26:05Lady, if you're trying to use Uncle Sam
00:26:07as an alibi, save your breath.
00:26:09Facts are facts.
00:26:11I'm not trying to use Uncle Sam for an alibi.
00:26:13This is all crazy. I'm innocent, I tell you.
00:26:15If you can prove that, Collins,
00:26:17you haven't anything to worry about.
00:26:23How do you like this?
00:26:25Who ever thought I'd become a chambermaid to a bunch of chickens?
00:26:27I always did want to be an interior decorator.
00:26:29What a beautiful piece of muslin.
00:26:31It's just been imported.
00:26:33It's got a regular English droop to it.
00:26:35It looks good, but that chest is too false.
00:26:37Yes, about two and a half inches for the chest.
00:26:39What are you doing to my suit? What's the matter with you?
00:26:41Oh, those shoulders droop.
00:26:43Just about five and a half inches right there.
00:26:45They'll make it look good.
00:26:47Oh, look at that seat. It's all wrong.
00:26:49Out of seat.
00:26:51What are you doing?
00:26:53One more mark on his suit
00:26:55and I'll kick your back fence in.
00:26:57See there? You lack the appreciation
00:26:59for the finer things in life.
00:27:01Why, it's a man's physical appearance
00:27:03that means everything in the end.
00:27:05If you don't dig mighty quick, your physical appearance
00:27:07is going to change.
00:27:09Hey, by the way,
00:27:11wasn't your brother supposed to take his physical today?
00:27:13Yeah, I wonder how he came out.
00:27:15Hey, look what I found in that chicken's nest.
00:27:17A nake.
00:27:19You're quite a discoverer.
00:27:21You should be with Columbus.
00:27:23He's dead.
00:27:25That's what I said.
00:27:27What did you expect to find in that chicken's nest?
00:27:29Hey, I wonder if there's a chicken in here.
00:27:31Let me see and I'll tell you.
00:27:33That'll take a little scientific research.
00:27:35A chicken?
00:27:38Hey, there's quintuplets in there.
00:27:40Yeah? Let me see. How do you do it?
00:27:42Hold it up to the sun and put it right on your eye.
00:27:44Right up there like that.
00:27:46What are you, a wise guy or something?
00:27:48Mr. Wise guy, remember?
00:27:50Yeah, go get yourself a union card.
00:27:52Who wants to paint?
00:27:54What's the matter with you?
00:27:56Did you ever hear of Michelangelo?
00:27:58He started off painting chicken coops.
00:28:00Who's he?
00:28:02Him? Well, he was a portrait painter.
00:28:04He used to paint men and women.
00:28:06Let him have it.
00:28:08Hey, Buzzard!
00:28:10Well, look who's here.
00:28:12Hiya, gang.
00:28:14Where you been around? We ain't seen you.
00:28:16I've been working in the office.
00:28:18Sort of an office boy, not bad, huh?
00:28:20If that's the case, you ought to be able to find out something I want to know.
00:28:22What do you mean?
00:28:24Who's running this emporium?
00:28:26I don't get you.
00:28:28Oh, you know, there's always a couple of guys that deal the cards around.
00:28:30Oh, they got a couple like that here.
00:28:32What's their names?
00:28:34They've been here a long time.
00:28:36That's fine. I'll have to meet those two boys.
00:28:38You won't have to meet them.
00:28:40They'll look you up.
00:28:42Oh, they will? Well, that's very belligerent.
00:28:47So that's the new gang that moved in, huh?
00:28:49Well, there's nothing like getting acquainted.
00:28:51Yeah, things are kind of deader on her since Barnes took over.
00:28:53I hear that Chalky Jones and Rice Pudding Charlie
00:28:55had things pretty much to themselves
00:28:57under the old superintendent.
00:28:59Yeah?
00:29:01But they only got one connection now.
00:29:03Miller, huh?
00:29:05Here's a guy who should get himself a new job,
00:29:07breaking in guillotines.
00:29:09Yeah, but Chalky and Charlie are in strong with him.
00:29:11Are they cutting up anything?
00:29:13Yeah, they work in a commissary.
00:29:15That sounds like a soft touch to me.
00:29:17Best job in here.
00:29:19I told you they'd look you up.
00:29:25Huh.
00:29:27Faces don't look so good to me.
00:29:29Let's do some surgery.
00:29:31I'll be right with you, fellas,
00:29:33but I remember I got to get these eggs,
00:29:35and I don't mean scrambled, either.
00:29:45Mm, wow.
00:29:47Deliver me from temptation.
00:29:49Yeah.
00:29:53Which one of you guys is named Ethel Boyd?
00:29:55Yeah, me.
00:29:57So what?
00:30:00I heard you couldn't fight your way
00:30:02out of a beauty parlor.
00:30:04You ought to try fighting your way
00:30:06into one and get that kisser fix.
00:30:08Ha, ha, ha!
00:30:10Funny.
00:30:14Who goes by the name of Collins here?
00:30:16I do. What's it to you?
00:30:18Got a little present for you.
00:30:20You the new paper boy, huh?
00:30:22Read him in wheat, kid.
00:30:24Ha, ha, ha!
00:30:32That was very considerate of you.
00:30:34You really owe me something now, don't you?
00:30:36Then you're going to get it.
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40Hold him, Boyd!
00:30:42Let go of me, you rat!
00:30:44I'll murder you when I get out of here!
00:30:46Oh, forget it.
00:30:48I'm not going to hurt you.
00:30:50I'm not going to hurt you.
00:30:52Let go of me, you rat!
00:30:54I'll murder you when I get out of here!
00:30:56Oh, fellas, you got some in his eye.
00:30:58That's not very nice.
00:31:00And you got it all over his nose and mouth.
00:31:02I don't think that's the least bit nice.
00:31:04I don't think so.
00:31:06Now, if you put a little like that...
00:31:08Oh, don't let it trip down there.
00:31:10God!
00:31:12Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:14God!
00:31:16God!
00:31:18You ought to put some like that.
00:31:20Get him out of here!
00:31:22Honey boy, I'm giving you the brush!
00:31:24Get out!
00:31:26Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:28Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:30Oh, is that murder!
00:31:32Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:34Ha, ha, ha!
00:31:36Oh!
00:31:50Hello, Ann.
00:31:54See Collins?
00:31:56Yes.
00:31:58Anything new?
00:32:00They were pounding and pounding at him.
00:32:02Poor boy, he was so ill.
00:32:04Mr. Barnes, isn't there something we can do?
00:32:06His record here.
00:32:08Something should prove that he's innocent.
00:32:12I suppose it's because of Danny that I feel this way.
00:32:14He and his brother are so close.
00:32:16I don't know what to do.
00:32:18He and his brother are so close.
00:32:20I understand, Ann.
00:32:22However, I...
00:32:24I'm quite sure the court will prove his innocence.
00:32:26In the meantime, there's Danny.
00:32:28We've got to break it to him somehow.
00:32:30Let me explain.
00:32:32Please, Mr. Barnes.
00:32:34All right, Ann, you do it.
00:32:36I'll do it now.
00:32:39Oh, wait a minute.
00:32:41Sit down, Danny.
00:32:43I've got things to do.
00:32:45You were planning on leaving, weren't you?
00:32:47Yes, I was.
00:32:49I've got to get out of here.
00:32:51The cop has got my brother billed.
00:32:53I know, Danny.
00:32:55I was just going to tell you about it.
00:32:57He wouldn't kill nobody.
00:32:59He's a swell guy.
00:33:01Of course he is, Mr. Barnes.
00:33:03He's a swell guy.
00:33:05He's a swell guy.
00:33:07Of course he is, Danny.
00:33:09And he'll be all right.
00:33:11I know it.
00:33:13Not with them coppers, he won't.
00:33:15I've got to do something to help him.
00:33:17But can't you see?
00:33:19There isn't anything you can do.
00:33:21You won't be helping Bill by breaking out of here.
00:33:23I'm his brother.
00:33:25I know him better than anybody does.
00:33:27They can't make him take the rap for something he didn't do.
00:33:29I won't let him.
00:33:31You hear me? I won't let him.
00:33:33We're cheering for the same team, Danny.
00:33:35Just between the two of us.
00:33:37Just between the two of us.
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00:34:09You know something?
00:34:19You know, this reform school life is beginning to injure my health.
00:34:21You know, this reform school life is beginning to injure my health.
00:34:23So I says to the guy...
00:34:25Hey, Charlie! Get a load of Cutie Pie saying his prayer.
00:34:27Hey, Charlie! Get a load of Cutie Pie saying his prayer.
00:34:29Hey, Charlie! Get a load of Cutie Pie saying his prayer.
00:34:31Say his prayer.
00:34:33Say his prayer.
00:34:39Say his prayer.
00:34:52Don't pay no attention to those morons.
00:34:54Your brother will make out alright.
00:34:58He's only got four more days.
00:35:00A lot of things can happen in four days.
00:35:02A lot of things can happen in four days.
00:35:04You know, Chucky, this ain't so bad.
00:35:06Yeah?
00:35:09Better than the rope or the chair.
00:35:11I read in a book once how they get their days a week before they go.
00:35:13I read in a book once how they get their days a week before they go.
00:35:15Can't you guys talk about anything else?
00:35:25Hey, that was an accident.
00:35:27That was an accident, no kidding, no kidding.
00:35:29If I wanted to hit you, I wouldn't be looking.
00:35:31I didn't mean that, I swear I didn't mean that.
00:35:33I...
00:35:39Hey!
00:35:46Come on, get over here.
00:35:48Get over here, will you?
00:36:06Now shut your traps and go to bed.
00:36:09Hand me that hat.
00:36:14Come on, get to bed.
00:36:30You shouldn't get in trouble over me.
00:36:32I can take care of it.
00:36:34Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:36:36Look, blood.
00:36:38Pleasant dreams, wise guy.
00:36:40Enjoy yourself.
00:36:42If I was you, I'd call up and order two wheelchairs while I was still able.
00:36:44If I was you, I'd call up and order two wheelchairs while I was still able.
00:36:46If I was you, I'd call up and order two wheelchairs while I was still able.
00:36:48Well, well, well.
00:36:52You can't do that, you can't do that.
00:36:54You can't do what?
00:36:56You can't do that, that's out of the rules.
00:36:58What do you mean I can't do that?
00:37:00You never know how to play fair, you...
00:37:02Hey, Vince, Vince, I got my fingers crossed.
00:37:04I quit, it's my ball, I quit, nobody plays.
00:37:06I told my mother, I quit.
00:37:08I wasn't afraid to go in the electric chair, I'd scratch you your soul.
00:37:10Go ahead and quit.
00:37:12Danny'll take your place.
00:37:14Come on, Danny, take his place.
00:37:16Leave me alone, will you? I don't feel like playing.
00:37:18What's the matter?
00:37:20You know what's the matter.
00:37:22I gotta help Bill.
00:37:24I gotta get out of here.
00:37:26Oh, come on, kid, forget it.
00:37:28We need you in the game.
00:37:30Let me go, will you?
00:37:32I gotta get out of here.
00:37:34Looks like the wise guy took over, huh?
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:50Don't worry about it, that ain't gonna do no good.
00:37:52Lay off, I got it all figured out.
00:37:54I'm gonna slide down that drain pipe and go right out through the tunnel.
00:37:56No breaks. We're on the honor system, remember?
00:37:58Honor system, my foot.
00:38:00They still got Bill.
00:38:02We'll all do it together, don't do it one at a time.
00:38:04You'll have to get caught that way.
00:38:06Hey, maybe they're planning a break.
00:38:08Shh.
00:38:14Wait.
00:38:19Come in.
00:38:28Mr. Barnes, I got a little something I want to tell you.
00:38:31Yes, Charlie?
00:38:33I saw McGinnis and a couple of guys figuring to make a break.
00:38:35You're sure they were planning to make a break?
00:38:37Sure, I'm sure.
00:38:39I saw it with my own eyes, didn't I?
00:38:44I'm sorry you told me this, Charlie.
00:38:46Remember, we have an honor system here now.
00:38:48Well, you didn't expect Muggs to tell you, did you?
00:38:50That concerns McGinnis and the institution, Charlie, not you.
00:38:54Aren't you gonna yank him in on the carpet?
00:38:56No, I'm not.
00:38:58However, I'm going to have to punish you for informing.
00:39:00Punish me?
00:39:02I only told you what I seen.
00:39:04It's the reason back of it, Charlie, that concerns me.
00:39:06Now, you dislike McGinnis, don't you?
00:39:08Suppose I do dislike him.
00:39:10So what?
00:39:12But, Charlie, that's not straight shooting, that's all.
00:39:14Now, as a consequence,
00:39:16I'm going to have to take up your recreation privileges
00:39:18for the next two weeks.
00:39:20My recreation?
00:39:22Well, how do you like that?
00:39:24Muggs pulled a raw deal and I have to take the rap.
00:39:26That's all, Charlie.
00:39:28Well...
00:39:38You may not know it, bud, but you just struck out.
00:39:40Take the field.
00:39:42Show that ball and take that glove.
00:39:44Let's go, a little activity here.
00:39:46You mean to say he didn't appreciate your tipping him off?
00:39:48Just like me throwing a pitcher of ice water down his back.
00:39:50I lose my recreation for two weeks on top of that.
00:39:52What?
00:39:54Yeah, you don't like the idea of nobody snitching.
00:39:56And, uh, what happens
00:39:58to Mr. Wiseguy?
00:40:00Nothing.
00:40:02Strike!
00:40:04Strike?
00:40:06Did you ever try seeing an optometrist?
00:40:08I never had trouble with my feet.
00:40:10You never had trouble with your feet.
00:40:12What is an optometrist?
00:40:14An optometrist? An optometrist?
00:40:16It's a...
00:40:18Throw the ball.
00:40:20You're holding up the gate.
00:40:22What's the matter with you?
00:40:24Hey, get some water, somebody!
00:40:26Who's done it?
00:40:28How many was there? That's all I want to know.
00:40:30You all right?
00:40:32It was an accident.
00:40:34But who's done the accident?
00:40:36Could have been the boys they kind of take this summer.
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:40What, do you think my head is a carnival target?
00:40:42Could be the missing link.
00:40:46Boys!
00:40:48Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Let me at him!
00:40:50Wait a minute. This is all mine, boys. All mine.
00:40:54Come on, Charlie!
00:40:56Get him up here.
00:41:00What's the matter? Having trouble, Charlie?
00:41:02Nothing I can't take care of, sir.
00:41:04Come on.
00:41:06Come on, Charlie!
00:41:08Get him up!
00:41:10Break it up!
00:41:12I always fight when my back is turned.
00:41:14This guy's always fighting.
00:41:16So you stand by and referee a fight.
00:41:18Look, Miller.
00:41:20When I took over this institution,
00:41:23I was determined to clean it up.
00:41:25There was one rat hole though I've had trouble in plugging,
00:41:27and now I'm going to stuff you into it.
00:41:29You can't hang nothing on me, Barnes.
00:41:31You've done your own hanging.
00:41:33I'll expect your resignation in one hour.
00:41:35Come on, boys. Get in there.
00:41:37It's all right?
00:41:39Yeah, sure, sure. He must have sneaked up on me.
00:41:41Yeah, we'll give him the necklace.
00:41:43...attempt to spare Colin's life was made yesterday
00:41:45as counsel for the condemned man appealed to Governor Walker
00:41:47for a reprieve.
00:41:49Meanwhile, the date of Colin's execution
00:41:51was set for the 17th.
00:41:53Very interesting.
00:41:55You know, I hate to see that fellow Collins go.
00:41:57He's probably a nice fellow, the poor sap.
00:41:59Calling me, boys?
00:42:01Where are those bourbons?
00:42:03Coming right up.
00:42:07Here.
00:42:09You know, the fellow that should get the chair
00:42:11is Drattler.
00:42:15That ain't nice, boss.
00:42:17Even kidding.
00:42:19I'm not kidding the night you left me flat.
00:42:21I should have plugged you then.
00:42:23Yeah, that's right, boss. You should have plugged him.
00:42:25What do you mean, plugged me?
00:42:27I mean, he should have plugged me. You should have plugged...
00:42:29Who started this?
00:42:31Go away, go away. Go on, Dorothy, read some more.
00:42:33Winners for the Canadian National Sweepstakes
00:42:35were announced late yesterday evening.
00:42:37Hey, I got one of them tickets.
00:42:39Go on, read the winners.
00:42:41Fat Chance, $10,000.
00:42:43Hopeful, $6,000.
00:42:45Pride of the Bowery, $5,000.
00:42:47I don't care. How come you're Pride of the Bowery?
00:42:49You're from Jersey.
00:42:51You poor, dumb cluck.
00:42:53That's all right, Nobby. I'll take care of you in your old age.
00:42:55Thanks, boys.
00:42:57That's right.
00:43:01Here it is.
00:43:03Oh, that's one of them racehorse tickets. Why didn't you say so?
00:43:05Yeah, but you can't collect.
00:43:07They'll grab you the minute they spot you.
00:43:09That's right. I'm drowned.
00:43:11Then you, Drattler,
00:43:13you take it and make believe it's your ticket.
00:43:15Not me.
00:43:17I'm in the same boat.
00:43:19I don't like them reporters and cameramen.
00:43:21I don't look good in pictures.
00:43:23Well, Nobby, I guess you're elected.
00:43:25Oh, I didn't run for nothing.
00:43:27Oh, you want me to collect the five grand.
00:43:29That's right. For me.
00:43:31Not for you. Get it?
00:43:33I get it. You get it.
00:43:35I don't get it.
00:43:37Do you think it's safe
00:43:39to trust Nobby with all that money?
00:43:41What else can I do?
00:43:44That's not a bad idea.
00:43:46Go ahead. And don't let Nobby out of your sight, my little one.
00:43:48Don't worry.
00:43:54What makes you think the money'd be safe with her?
00:43:56What makes you think it wouldn't?
00:43:58I don't know.
00:44:00If you don't know, keep your yap shut.
00:44:14Ann,
00:44:16you just want the doctor ordered.
00:44:18Too bad I can't take you
00:44:20on a tour of this place.
00:44:22But I can tell you how swell you are.
00:44:24You're pretty swell yourself.
00:44:26When I was a kid,
00:44:28I always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.
00:44:30You know, like Sol Ancelot
00:44:32wearing Lady Guinevere's scarf on my arm.
00:44:34You haven't got an extra scarf handy, have you?
00:44:36Bill, please.
00:44:38I...
00:44:40I don't know.
00:44:42I...
00:44:44I'm studying cookbooks so I can fatten you up
00:44:46to become a major general
00:44:48with double chins and double stomachs.
00:44:50You make it all seem so real.
00:44:52It will be real
00:44:54if the man is willing. Remember?
00:44:59Time's up.
00:45:01That's a date, kid.
00:45:08Are you nervous and run down?
00:45:10You suffer from lack of vitamins.
00:45:12Here is a letter received from one of our listeners.
00:45:14Quote, Dear Mr. Arno,
00:45:16a month ago I was nervous.
00:45:18I chewed my fingernails,
00:45:20jumped when I saw a mouse.
00:45:22Then I started taking Arno's tablets.
00:45:24And you should see me now,
00:45:26fit as a fiddle and ready for conscription.
00:45:28Signed, Glimpy Stone.
00:45:30Hey, fellas, that's me. I'm the author.
00:45:32Take it away.
00:45:34Fit as a fiddle and ready for conscription.
00:45:36You can't even spell conscription.
00:45:38What are you going to do?
00:45:40Write other people's names on checks?
00:45:42And now back to the newsroom.
00:45:44Governor Walker today denied a reprieve
00:45:46to Bill Collins, convicted on first-degree murder charge.
00:45:48His execution has been set for...
00:45:50Hey, let's go see some pictures.
00:45:52Mr. Bond's got some swell new pictures.
00:45:54He says we can see them if we want to.
00:45:56Yeah, come on, Danny.
00:45:58Hey, you gin rummy players,
00:46:00you want to see some new pictures?
00:46:02Hey, what's this all about?
00:46:04Mr. Bond's got some new pictures.
00:46:06Oh, yes, my good man.
00:46:08Is it being too permissible
00:46:10if we young ones inquest to peruse the cinema?
00:46:12Sure.
00:46:14Cinema?
00:46:16Why, certainly, cinema.
00:46:18Didn't you ever have cinema on your toast in the morning?
00:46:20Button your collar.
00:46:22I never had it.
00:46:24Did you ever have it?
00:46:26Whoa.
00:46:28That guard should go back to grammatic school.
00:46:30He's really proud.
00:46:32Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:46:35Sit up there. I need a seat.
00:46:41All right, stop the show already.
00:46:43Come on, Danny. Come on.
00:46:45Come on, it's a swell picture.
00:46:47I hope.
00:46:55They're not going to get Bill a reprieve.
00:46:57They're going to kill him.
00:46:59What are you talking about?
00:47:01That announcer on the radio was bugs.
00:47:03Listen, I knew a fellow one time.
00:47:05He got a reprieve two minutes before they pulled the switch.
00:47:33Lady Luck dealt $50,000
00:47:35to the winners of the Canadian National Sweepstakes.
00:47:37And here is one of the winners now.
00:47:39Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the pride of the Bowery,
00:47:41who is now $5,000 richer
00:47:43than he was a moment ago.
00:47:45Well, if it ain't Nobby, the lucky stiff.
00:47:47There you are, sir.
00:47:49And congratulations.
00:47:51Thanks. This is a big blow to me.
00:47:53I mean, this is a lucky...
00:47:55It's the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:47:57What do you plan doing with all this money?
00:47:59Oh, I'm going to give it to the...
00:48:01I'm going to force you to buy your mother a washing machine.
00:48:03Hey, there's our chauffeur.
00:48:05The guy from the truck.
00:48:07She has enough time with the laundry.
00:48:09Then I'm going to get my brother-in-law a saloon.
00:48:11We've been needing one of those things for years.
00:48:13Listen, this ain't no Nobby.
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:17Well, what about yourself? What's going to be your treat?
00:48:19Well, I'll take a scotch and soda.
00:48:21No, you...
00:48:23You mean, what am I...
00:48:25I don't need nothing. See, I got a job.
00:48:27What sort of work do you do?
00:48:29What am I doing?
00:48:31He's the guy that stole the truck.
00:48:33Mom, did you see him open that pack of cigarettes?
00:48:35Yeah. Yeah, why?
00:48:37He opened that pack the same way
00:48:39the pack was opened he found in Bill's car.
00:48:41Remember Ann telling us?
00:48:43You mean you think he might...
00:48:45It's an angle.
00:48:51Dorothy's more like a mother to me.
00:48:53Who do you want?
00:48:55Hey, Charlie, did you say you knew that guy
00:48:57What's it to you?
00:48:59Look, Charlie, I didn't come here to argue.
00:49:01Just tell me one thing. Did you know him?
00:49:03Yeah, I know him. So what?
00:49:05It means my brother's life, that's what.
00:49:07Your brother's life? What is this, a gag?
00:49:09Look, Charlie, this is no gag. It's for real.
00:49:11Shh. Do me one favor.
00:49:13Just do me one favor. Come outside where we can talk.
00:49:27Now, tell us what you know
00:49:29about that guy that won the sweepstakes.
00:49:31Knobby? Yeah.
00:49:33Used to be my uncle's mob. Uncle?
00:49:35Yeah, Luke Manning. You read about him.
00:49:37Luke Manning? You mean the guy that busted out of Blackwell's Island?
00:49:39That's right. He got drowned on the way out, too.
00:49:41He got drowned, huh?
00:49:43I wonder. What do you mean?
00:49:45Listen, if Knobby stole that truck,
00:49:47why'd he bring it down to Waterfront?
00:49:49Yeah, that's right.
00:49:51You mean that... I mean that maybe
00:49:53Luke Manning ain't dead. Remember when we went
00:49:56to move that barrel, how funny the guy acted?
00:49:58Yeah. Maybe that barrel wasn't full of wine.
00:50:00Maybe it was Luke Manning in there.
00:50:02I think you got something. And I think you're both daffy.
00:50:04Where can we get in touch with this Knobby?
00:50:06I don't...
00:50:08Wait a minute. I can give you a lead.
00:50:10Dorothy Melton. Who's she?
00:50:12The dayman and newsreeler took the check from Knobby, remember?
00:50:14Well, she used to be Luke's girl, but I guess Knobby's
00:50:16giving her the rush now. Where does she live?
00:50:18She lives at the Carlton Apartments on 3rd Avenue.
00:50:20I had to deliver notes to her from Luke.
00:50:22Danny, looks like we got a date
00:50:24with Dorothy tonight.
00:50:26We can't break out of here. The Barnes has been too nice.
00:50:28No, but we can tell them everything.
00:50:30Now that we got proof that we didn't swipe that truck.
00:50:32We ain't got enough proof. We're going out and get it
00:50:34and then we'll talk to Barnes.
00:50:36Hey, what do I come in for giving you all this info, huh?
00:50:38You want to get out of here, don't you?
00:50:40Yeah, sure.
00:50:42Well, we're going to take you with us.
00:50:44You mean it? Gee, thanks a lot, Ethel Boy.
00:50:46Wait there a minute. I'll be right back. Come on, fellas.
00:50:48Shut up!
00:50:50We're not waiting till tonight.
00:50:52We're going right now. Good.
00:50:54You know the way. Take the fellas. I'll see you in a few minutes.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:58Ethel Boy, huh?
00:51:02Now, Charlie.
00:51:04I'm going to show you my ingratitude.
00:51:06You mean you got a surprise for me?
00:51:08I got a beautiful surprise.
00:51:10Hey!
00:51:12Hey!
00:51:14Now!
00:51:16Tell Mr. Barnes about that!
00:51:44Here we go.
00:52:14Yeah!
00:52:41A man! A hundred and sixty raviolis for that dress!
00:52:43What's Luke gonna say?
00:52:44Oh, Luke. I needed it, Nobby. Luke won't mind.
00:52:47No, Luke won't mind.
00:52:49Maybe I've lived long enough already, anyhow.
00:52:53Your receipt, sir.
00:52:55That'll be 10, 20, 30, 40 dollars, and thank you very much.
00:53:01Is there something else maybe I could show you?
00:53:04Oh.
00:53:05No, I've seen everything I...
00:53:07Well, nearly everything.
00:53:11Hello, honey.
00:53:14What are you doing in here?
00:53:15Nobby.
00:53:16I just want to see if it's imported.
00:53:20What you doing tonight, honey?
00:53:24Oh, boy, they're coming through the window.
00:53:26We had a lovely evening, Giles.
00:53:28Yeah, very lovely.
00:53:29Well, I'd like to see something in a bed, you know, with more drapes.
00:53:32I don't know if...
00:53:33How about dinner for two?
00:53:36Well, what type of thing would you like to see?
00:53:39Oh, Nobby, I want that.
00:53:42You decided to...
00:53:43How much is it?
00:53:44250.
00:53:45Oh, I'll take it.
00:53:46Give me 250 dollars, Nobby.
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:49Have you decided to go to the cinema with me, huh?
00:53:51What do you say?
00:53:53How would you like to see when Rome finds Nero fiddled?
00:53:57How about it?
00:53:58What do you say?
00:53:59Oh, Nobby, it's so sweet of you to buy this coat for me.
00:54:02Go on, I ain't gonna buy it.
00:54:03Take it off, take it off.
00:54:04But you already did buy it.
00:54:05I bought it?
00:54:06Uh-huh.
00:54:07How much did I pay for it?
00:54:08250 dollars.
00:54:09200...
00:54:11What's the matter with me?
00:54:12Would you like to see some hats?
00:54:13No.
00:54:14Yes.
00:54:15She's got a hat.
00:54:16She can wear my hat.
00:54:18Now, what type of hat would you like to see?
00:54:20Well, I want something to go with this coat.
00:54:22Well, do you care for this?
00:54:23Yeah, how much is it?
00:54:24Oh, yes.
00:54:25Only 30 dollars.
00:54:26Only 30...
00:54:27You don't want nothing like that, honey.
00:54:28That's no good.
00:54:29Well, I can try it on.
00:54:30I know, but it don't look...
00:54:31How much is that one in the corner?
00:54:32Oh, that?
00:54:3310 dollars.
00:54:34Yeah, well...
00:54:35Oh, I don't know.
00:54:36Here, try this on.
00:54:38Try it on.
00:54:39It might be just the thing you need.
00:54:40You want.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42Looks good.
00:54:4310 smackers is all right.
00:54:45That's a dilly.
00:54:46I'll take that.
00:54:47Oh, that's awful.
00:54:48Huh?
00:54:49Oh, that's awful.
00:54:50No, I mean, no.
00:54:52Here, take this one.
00:54:53There's one.
00:54:54Oh, that's the one I came in with.
00:54:56Well, that's a good one to go out with.
00:54:58Well, I'm going to try this one on.
00:54:59Well, you don't...
00:55:00How much is that one?
00:55:0150.
00:55:02Well, for a half a smacker, it's okay.
00:55:04Oh, no.
00:55:0550 dollars.
00:55:0650...
00:55:07Try this one on again.
00:55:08Maybe if you put it on backwards...
00:55:09Oh, Nobby, no.
00:55:10This is adorable.
00:55:11Oh, go away.
00:55:12You look just like a cop in that thing.
00:55:15Well, I'm going to take this one anyway.
00:55:17Could I show you something in hosiery, perhaps?
00:55:19Yeah, I'd like to see, sir.
00:55:21Got a brunette?
00:55:22Right this way, please.
00:55:23Okay.
00:55:26What do you suppose happened to Nobby?
00:55:28He's had time to go to Philadelphia and back.
00:55:30Yeah, so has Dorothy.
00:55:32I've told you three times to keep Dorothy out of this.
00:55:34The next time, I'll...
00:55:35Okay, okay.
00:55:36I didn't mean nothing.
00:55:37I was just thinking.
00:55:38Don't.
00:55:40If that Nobby has double-crossed me and run off with my five grand,
00:55:43I'll know what to do with him.
00:55:45Call Dorothy's apartment again.
00:55:49Well, how do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
00:55:51Uh...
00:55:52Refuse me.
00:55:53That's the way she goes.
00:55:54Oh, yeah.
00:55:55You made up your mind what you want?
00:55:56Yeah.
00:55:57Uh, give me some of that Anne's Apprentice.
00:55:59You don't kind of have this.
00:56:01Well, that's what I want.
00:56:02I'm sorry, you don't kind of have this.
00:56:04This is the proprietor.
00:56:05Well, bring him in.
00:56:06I mean, I don't want...
00:56:07No, I don't want this.
00:56:08Well, I'm here, and you don't kind of have it.
00:56:09You, you...
00:56:10Oh, I tell you what.
00:56:11What?
00:56:12How about some nice champagne for the lady?
00:56:14No, she don't want that.
00:56:15You, you can't spend that.
00:56:17We got nice champagne, bubbles.
00:56:19Bring us your lemon phosphate.
00:56:21Lemon who?
00:56:22Lemon phosphate.
00:56:24Lemon phosphate?
00:56:25Lemon phosphate?
00:56:26What is this?
00:56:27Lemon phosphate.
00:56:28What?
00:56:29Phosphate.
00:56:30Lemon phosphate.
00:56:31Lemon phosphate.
00:56:32Lemon phosphate.
00:56:33Lemon phosphate.
00:56:34No, phosphate.
00:56:35We don't got on the menu.
00:56:36Lemon fish.
00:56:37Oh, everybody.
00:56:38Lemon fish.
00:56:39We got lemon pie.
00:56:40We got lemon...
00:56:41I don't want no pie.
00:56:42I want...
00:56:43Just a drink.
00:56:44We're going to drink a lemon phosphate.
00:56:45Lemon fish.
00:56:46Phosphate.
00:56:47No, phosphate.
00:56:48Do you know what you want?
00:56:49Yes, I know what I want.
00:56:50I came in here first.
00:56:51Never mind.
00:56:52Just bring us two cups of coffee.
00:56:53Two cups.
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:55Mine without cream and sugar.
00:56:56Yeah, without cream and sugar for you, yeah.
00:56:58And she wants hers without sugar, but cream and the coffee.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02Two cups.
00:57:03Yeah, two cups.
00:57:04Let me see if I got it right.
00:57:05You want black coffee with sugar, no cream.
00:57:07And she wants cream and no coffee.
00:57:08No.
00:57:09No.
00:57:10She don't want cream with no coffee.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12Just give her the sugar and put the cream in the coffee.
00:57:14And give me the cup.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17I mean, put the cup in the sauce.
00:57:18Refuse me.
00:57:19You got a little mixed up.
00:57:20Let me explain.
00:57:21You want coffee with cream, no sugar.
00:57:23She wants cream, no coffee, no cup.
00:57:25No, wait a minute.
00:57:27Never mind.
00:57:28Just give me an ice cream soda.
00:57:30Ice cream soda?
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:32Well, what kind?
00:57:33I'll take vanilla.
00:57:34Boy, if you do this, I give you the coffee and the lemon fizz.
00:57:37That's everything for nothing.
00:57:38Good boy.
00:57:39I like you.
00:57:40Let's get out of here.
00:57:41Come on.
00:57:42I'm getting sleepy.
00:57:43So am I.
00:57:44Only my stomach's wide awake and crying for its bottle.
00:57:47There, stop squawking.
00:57:49Her hostess is liable to be along any minute.
00:57:51Look, when she comes, let me talk to her.
00:57:53Because when it comes to women, I'm a connoisseur.
00:57:55That's just where you belong, in this sewer.
00:57:57Now, you guys know just what to do when she comes?
00:57:59Hey, I think she's coming.
00:58:00I think she's coming.
00:58:01Douse that light.
00:58:07Say, this is a swell car.
00:58:09I wonder who owns it.
00:58:11Look, honey, I think you better wait here.
00:58:13I don't think Luke is going to like this.
00:58:16Oh, Luke Manning.
00:58:17He should have drowned when he beat it out of Blackwell's Island.
00:58:19Yeah, but he didn't.
00:58:20When he finds out that I'm running away with you and his five grand.
00:58:23It's only four grand now.
00:58:25Hey, don't.
00:58:26Now, get away from there.
00:58:27Maybe if we give it back to him quick,
00:58:29he won't notice the grand's missing.
00:58:30Look, honey, don't be a fool all of your life.
00:58:33We've got four grand.
00:58:34We've got two airplane tickets.
00:58:36By the time Luke finds out, we'll be miles away.
00:58:39Maybe you're right, Dorothy.
00:58:41Now, don't cut it.
00:58:42Now, leave that alone.
00:58:43I'm ticklish.
00:58:44Cut it out.
00:58:48No, I mean, I never, I won't.
00:58:50I won't.
00:58:51I'll only be a minute.
00:58:59Take it easy, lady.
00:59:26What are you doing here?
00:59:27I'm a PLW.
00:59:28You're a what?
00:59:29I protect lonely women.
00:59:30Aren't you just a little young to be out without your mother?
00:59:33I ain't got a mother.
00:59:34Well, if you came up here to adopt one, you came to the wrong place.
00:59:36Beat it.
00:59:37Wait a minute.
00:59:38I'm a friend of Norby's.
00:59:39Well, that's...
00:59:40You're a what?
00:59:41Norby, you know.
00:59:43Come on, kid.
00:59:44What's the gag?
00:59:45That's what we came up here to find out.
00:59:50What's this all about?
00:59:51Listen, sister.
00:59:52Let's begin at the beginning.
00:59:53If you kids don't beat it, I'm going to call a cop.
00:59:55Now look, babe.
01:00:00What's the matter?
01:00:01Did you forget the number?
01:00:02You don't want to tangle with the police any more than we do.
01:00:05Take that.
01:00:06Where's your boyfriend?
01:00:08What are you talking about?
01:00:10Your boyfriend, Luke.
01:00:12We want to see him.
01:00:13That's right.
01:00:14You don't have to worry.
01:00:15We ain't going to hurt you or your place.
01:00:16We're gentlemen from the old school.
01:00:18He means reform school.
01:00:20Reform school?
01:00:21Yeah, that's right.
01:00:22Charlie.
01:00:23We're friends of Luke Manning's nephew, Charlie.
01:00:25Rice pudding Charlie.
01:00:27Charlie told us if we came up here,
01:00:28his uncle Luke or Norby would help us out.
01:00:30Charlie's our pal.
01:00:42Hello.
01:00:43Hello.
01:00:44Hello, fellas.
01:00:45Say, Dorothy.
01:00:46I've been thinking of...
01:00:47Say, what is this?
01:00:48Give me that.
01:00:49Give me that.
01:00:50You looking for this?
01:00:51Hey, you can't do that to me.
01:00:52That's my gun.
01:00:53I'm doing it, ain't I?
01:00:54Is he?
01:00:55Gee, I didn't know you had company.
01:00:56The police kid broke into here.
01:00:57They said they wanted to see you or Luke Manning.
01:00:59Well, what is it?
01:01:00I...
01:01:01What is...
01:01:02Say, seems like I've seen these kids before someplace.
01:01:04Yeah, you was running away from the cops.
01:01:06I see you got your wind back.
01:01:07Yeah, I got away too.
01:01:08What happened?
01:01:09Say, what's the matter with you?
01:01:11What are you doing here?
01:01:12This is no time to break into a woman's room,
01:01:145 o'clock in the morning.
01:01:16What do you mean by keeping her out
01:01:17till 5 o'clock in the morning?
01:01:18Well, it was nothing.
01:01:19I was...
01:01:20We was out...
01:01:21I...
01:01:22Say, it's none of your business, you hear?
01:01:24What are you doing here, huh?
01:01:26I don't like the looks of this.
01:01:27Why don't you throw them out, Nobby?
01:01:29Yeah, I'm gonna throw them out.
01:01:30They know too much.
01:01:31So do the quiz kids.
01:01:32Well, then I'll throw them out too.
01:01:34Yeah?
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:36You ain't going no place, buddy.
01:01:37That thing ain't loaded.
01:01:38It ain't loaded?
01:01:39No.
01:01:40Look, see, I took the bullets out.
01:01:41Yeah, I forgot I loaded it.
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:44What am I doing?
01:01:45Yeah, here it is.
01:01:46Come and get it.
01:01:47I made it myself.
01:01:48Here.
01:01:49Uh-oh.
01:01:50You owe me no more.
01:01:51I want it.
01:01:52I want to achieve it.
01:01:53I want one of these.
01:01:54Here.
01:01:55Here.
01:01:56What do you got?
01:01:57What do you got?
01:01:58Yeah, I want...
01:01:59No, I don't want an egg.
01:02:00I want a lox.
01:02:01Come on.
01:02:02Get up out of there.
01:02:03This is no picnic.
01:02:04Now, sit down over there.
01:02:05Go ahead.
01:02:11All right.
01:02:12Come on.
01:02:13Let's hear your story.
01:02:14You're worried about Goldilocks?
01:02:20See, how do you do that?
01:02:21I was...
01:02:22Take a load off your feet.
01:02:25Now, start talking and no fooling.
01:02:27Right, Boone.
01:02:50Did you know it was morning?
01:02:51Sure.
01:02:52I turned the lights off.
01:02:53Why'd you let me sleep for?
01:02:54Get on that phone again.
01:02:55Sure.
01:02:56I called a couple of times already.
01:02:57Nobody answered.
01:02:58Did you, uh...
01:02:59Did you not murder that guy in the drugstore?
01:03:02Get that phone off.
01:03:03Break your arm.
01:03:04I'm going to ask you once more.
01:03:06Did you commit that killing?
01:03:08I ain't talking.
01:03:09It ain't legal.
01:03:10That's funny.
01:03:11I could have swore somebody answered that phone.
01:03:14I'm going to ask you once more.
01:03:16Did you commit that killing?
01:03:17I ain't talking.
01:03:18I could have swore somebody answered that phone.
01:03:20Rattler, maybe you're right.
01:03:22About what?
01:03:24About Dorothy.
01:03:25I think you and me had better pay her a little visit.
01:03:27And now you're talking.
01:03:28I hope for her sake she won't be too much surprise.
01:03:31And that goes for Nobby, too.
01:03:34You kids will be sorry for this.
01:03:35Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
01:03:37I ain't worrying.
01:03:38I... Oh, you mean...
01:03:39I know what you are.
01:03:41You're a premeditated killer.
01:03:43I never killed nobody.
01:03:45I'm a bank robber.
01:03:46Bank robber?
01:03:47Of course, that ain't so bad.
01:03:48You're going to hang by the neck until dead.
01:03:51I don't hang around no place.
01:03:53Why don't you confess and save all this confusion?
01:03:55There's no confusion.
01:03:56Confessing.
01:03:57I know my rights.
01:03:58I'm an American citizen.
01:04:00Did you ever vote?
01:04:01No.
01:04:02Who's running?
01:04:03If you didn't vote, you're not an American.
01:04:05You're a man without a country.
01:04:06I am, too.
01:04:07I live in Brooklyn.
01:04:08Well, that's the same thing.
01:04:10Hey, what do you think about the Dodgers dropping a series?
01:04:12Wasn't it tough that Owens dropped...
01:04:13Are you a court lover, General?
01:04:16Who's talking about baseball?
01:04:18Hey, what time is it?
01:04:20It's a quarter to six.
01:04:21Don't tell me you can read the time.
01:04:23Oh, yeah, for a year now.
01:04:25Hey, Glimpy, grab that phone.
01:04:26Call up Barnes.
01:04:27He'll be in his office by now.
01:04:28Tell him we got one of the guys that committed the drugstore murder.
01:04:30I didn't do it.
01:04:31It was...
01:04:32Shut up, you fool.
01:04:33Shut up, you fool.
01:04:34Oh, gee.
01:04:35No, I'm sorry.
01:04:36We have nothing new to report.
01:04:37The boys are still missing.
01:04:38No, we haven't sent out a general alarm.
01:04:40I don't believe it's quite that serious.
01:04:42Well, I expect to contact them within the next 24 hours.
01:04:45Yes, I'll call you just as soon as I do.
01:04:49Between Bill and the kids, things are in a pretty bad mess.
01:04:54More reporters.
01:04:55I'll tell them you're not in there.
01:04:56Oh, never mind.
01:04:57I'll talk to them.
01:04:58They'll call every five minutes if I don't.
01:05:00Hello?
01:05:02Barnes.
01:05:03Warden of the Wilton Reform School.
01:05:06It's the boys.
01:05:07Well, where are you?
01:05:09What are you doing?
01:05:12You're sure of that now?
01:05:13Carlton Apartments, eh?
01:05:15You stay right there and we'll be right over.
01:05:18And call the police and have them go to the Carlton Apartments.
01:05:21Tell them I'll meet them there and everything will be all right.
01:05:23Now, don't you worry.
01:05:29Operator, police headquarters, please.
01:05:31My brother goes to the chair.
01:05:32I'm going to let you have him.
01:05:34Don't let them scare you, Nobby.
01:05:35I ain't scared.
01:05:36They ain't got nothing on me.
01:05:38Pretty soon now you can kiss Dorothy goodbye.
01:05:42Why?
01:05:43Where am I going?
01:05:44You're not going nowhere.
01:05:45You're staying right here until the undertaker comes for you.
01:05:48No.
01:05:49No, I ain't.
01:05:51Gee.
01:05:52In 20 more minutes, he'll be going to the chair.
01:05:5819.
01:06:03You feel better?
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:06Now I can face it.
01:06:08I guess you can.
01:06:0918.
01:06:10No.
01:06:1125 more minutes.
01:06:12Cut it out, will you?
01:06:13It ain't funny anymore.
01:06:15Take it easy, kid.
01:06:17Everything's going to be all right.
01:06:19Why don't you do something?
01:06:20They're only kids.
01:06:22He's got a gun.
01:06:23It's loaded.
01:06:24I know.
01:06:25I loaded it myself.
01:06:26I thought you were the kind of man I could go for.
01:06:28What's Luke got that I ain't got?
01:06:29Brains.
01:06:31That ain't nice.
01:06:32I wonder what Luke would do if he was in my spot.
01:06:34Oh, shut up.
01:06:35I can fix that.
01:06:37Luke.
01:06:41Get the kid's gun.
01:06:43Now, Nobby.
01:06:45What were you saying about your spot?
01:06:47Nothing, boss.
01:06:48Nothing.
01:06:49Look, I got the tool for you.
01:06:51Look.
01:06:52Here it is.
01:07:01New rags, huh?
01:07:03Why, Dorothy, you look beautiful.
01:07:11My cute little double crosser.
01:07:17No.
01:07:18No, don't hit her, boss.
01:07:19Why don't you pick on somebody your size, jumbo?
01:07:29All right, Nobby.
01:07:30You asked for it.
01:07:33Come on.
01:07:34Get him up.
01:07:36So you didn't drown after all, eh?
01:07:38Well, that's too bad.
01:07:39Mr. Barnes, my brother.
01:07:40Where's the phone?
01:07:41Here it is.
01:07:45Hello.
01:07:46Hello, operator.
01:07:48This is Jim Barnes of the Wilton School.
01:07:49Hurry, please.
01:07:50It's a matter of life and death.
01:07:52You'll be mighty proud of your brother before we get through with him.
01:07:56By the way, we just got in eight carloads of potatoes.
01:08:00Uh-oh.
01:08:01Well, what's he got to do with potatoes?
01:08:03He'll be inspecting them with a paring knife.
01:08:05That is, when he's not washing pots, pans, or dishes.
01:08:08Yeah?
01:08:09But I won't mind.
01:08:10No, darling.
01:08:11It'll be good practice.
01:08:16Excuse me, sergeant, but can you tell me where they peel the potatoes?
01:08:19Report to commissary.
01:08:20Okay.
01:08:23Hey, sergeant.
01:08:24What kind of food you got in the guardhouse?
01:08:26Fire.
01:08:27You expecting to get in there?
01:08:28I'm afraid so, but I don't think I'll mind the food.
01:08:31It's good.
01:08:32I'll fix it up for you.
01:08:33Goodbye, Miss Mitchell.
01:08:34Goodbye.
01:08:36Oh, now, don't do anything.
01:08:37Please, I mean...
01:08:38Don't worry, honey.
01:08:39Oh, be careful.
01:08:40Bye-bye.
01:08:41Bye.
01:08:42Bye, gang.
01:08:43Come on.
01:08:50We made it.
01:08:51Come on, let's go.
01:09:00All right.
01:09:01Take it easy, Ethel, boy.
01:09:03May I call you Ethel for short?
01:09:04Ethel.
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