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06:21The nester tried to crash the gate, so I picked him off.
06:24Well, old faithful sure can do it.
06:26Maybe if we killed off a few more of those nesters,
06:29they'd teach them a lesson and they'd pay off without squealing.
06:32You've got something there. It's a perfect setup.
06:34I'll see you in Rawhide.
06:35All right, Barrett.
06:50♪♪
07:05Hey, what are you doing nosing around the Colby ranch?
07:09I'm a hungry man looking for something to eat.
07:12Well, you won't find it there unless you figure on eating horse meat.
07:16Where are you from?
07:18Anywhere you want to name.
07:19But just now I came from Rawhide.
07:21How about giving a pal some ham and eggs?
07:23Sure you want trailing someone?
07:26It's a long walk from Rawhide.
07:28I'm a long walker.
07:30Yeah?
07:31Where's your blanket, though?
07:33You haven't even got a coat.
07:35Well, I pawned my coat in Rawhide to get me something to eat.
07:39Where's the ticket?
07:42Sold the ticket to get me a pair of shoes.
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07:53What are you doing around here?
07:55Have you seen him before?
07:56Why, sure. I just kicked him off the stagecoach.
07:59Oh, so you walked, did you?
08:02Well, I hitched a ride part of the way.
08:04Well, I'm going to give you a chance to prove your story, mister.
08:07Now get aboard that horse.
08:09But you'd better have a coat in that pawn shop in Rawhide,
08:12because if you haven't, you've walked your last mile.
08:43Here.
08:49Whoa!
08:51Oh, boy.
08:52Hiya, Frank.
08:53Hi.
08:54What's the matter? Too hot for your trousers inside?
08:56Well, I might take a look.
08:58Whoa!
08:59Another nester killed it.
09:01Yeah.
09:02Stage driver tells me it's been happening quite often lately.
09:05If I was sheriff, I'd put a stop to it quick.
09:07Well, it's not as easy as you think.
09:09Yeah, I guess you're right.
09:10I understand the little ranchers are a pretty bad lot.
09:12They sure are.
09:13But I'm going to see that we have law and order here.
09:16You're not wearing a star. Are you the marshal?
09:18No, I'm Sam Barrett.
09:20I represent the big ranchers.
09:21I'm sorry, but I never heard of you.
09:23Oh, I have.
09:24You're the boss of Rawhide, ain't you?
09:26That's right.
09:27Somebody sure got a nice racket around here,
09:29forcing the little ranchers to pay for every move they make.
09:32I don't see that's any of your business.
09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa!
09:43Yeah, yeah, yeah!
09:44That's no way to handle a horse!
09:46Come here.
09:52I'm, uh, I'm sorry.
09:57Whoa!
09:58Whoa!
09:59Whoa!
10:00Whoa!
10:01Whoa!
10:02Whoa!
10:03Whoa!
10:04Whoa!
10:05Whoa!
10:06Whoa!
10:07Whoa!
10:08Whoa!
10:09Whoa!
10:10Whoa!
10:11Whoa!
10:12Whoa!
10:13Whoa!
10:19I'll be under that counter.
10:22If you open your face, I'll blast your head off.
10:24I don't know what's going on.
10:26So, you watch me and I'll give you the answer.
10:28Oh, yeah.
10:31I came to get my coat.
10:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:34Oh, yes.
10:36It's a little tight for you, isn't it?
10:38It shrunk a little when I fell in the river last week.
10:40Oh. I'll be back and tell you later.
11:07Hello, Joe. Who's your friend?
11:09Why, uh, just some tramp I picked up. Why?
11:12Oh, nothing except I gave that coke to a hobo last week, but that's not him.
11:29What? Hey! Who asked you?
11:32Hey, get out of the way.
11:36Get out of the way.
11:57Twenty dollars.
11:58Make it ten.
11:59Make it fifteen.
12:00Make it seven-fifty. If you can go up, I can go down.
12:02You're breaking my heart for ten dollars.
12:04All right, then. I'm breaking your heart for ten dollars.
12:07But if you say anything about this, I'll have you arrested for highway robbery.
12:16Ten dollars for a three-dollar coke!
12:25Hey, what was going on in there?
12:27Whatever it was, it cost me ten dollars.
12:29We'd better get our horses from the livery stable and ride out to the meeting place.
12:32Jed, get us a room at the hotel. We'll be back after a while.
12:35Oh, sure, sure.
13:02Come on.
13:32Hello, Mrs. Perry-Wickle. You're looking fine today.
13:34Oh, thank you, Mr. Holden. So are you.
13:54Hello, Mrs. Perry-Wickle. You're looking fine today.
13:56Oh, thank you, Mr. Holden. So are you.
14:03What's the matter, Barrett?
14:05You look worried.
14:06Well, I'm concerned, Mr. Holden.
14:08Another rancher was killed today.
14:10Is that so?
14:11Yeah.
14:13Who was it?
14:14Old man Jeffrey's.
14:16At Jeffrey's Ranch, huh?
14:17Mm-hmm.
14:18Nice church piece of property, too.
14:20I'll ride out in a few days and see the wood and buy it up.
14:23Then we'll own all the land in Roheide Valley.
14:26There's one thing that worries me.
14:27What's that?
14:28That tramp you were talking to is a ranger.
14:30Old man White's son.
14:31I reckon the boys can take care of him.
14:33If we don't, we'd better lay low for a while
14:35till we find out what's behind this investigation.
14:38That's right.
14:48Tank, you owe me $10.
14:50Why, what for, Panhandle?
14:51That fancy coat you're wearing.
14:52Ah, it isn't worth it.
14:53Well, now, Tank, you can't do that.
14:55Now, wait a minute, Panhandle.
14:56Tex will see that you get your money.
14:58Hey, what were you doing?
14:59Drilling a man with a rifle, but he was too smart for me.
15:02Say, I thought that was a rifle shot, I heard.
15:07Yeah, and a mighty high-powered one.
15:09Well, boys, I can tell you right now,
15:10this is no ordinary bunch of gunfighters we're up against.
15:13By using that rifle, they can kill from such a distance
15:15they can get away before anybody can pick up their trail.
15:18Where'd you see them?
15:19Over at the Colby Ranch.
15:20What'd you and Panhandle learn in town?
15:23I met a fellow by the name of Barrett by talking to him.
15:26I don't think that by just rounding up the killer
15:28we're going to help the farmers and ranchers very much.
15:30Yeah, I think you're right.
15:31Even if we did manage to get them all in jail,
15:33Colby would just hire more gunfighters to take their places.
15:36Hey, do you think Colby's behind it?
15:38Well, it's a good guess.
15:40Tollgate was on his ranch.
15:41Yeah, he's the kingpin around here, all right.
15:44Just look at the land he owns.
15:46And the worst part about it,
15:47the other big ranchers are following his lead.
15:50That's why the whole district of Roeheit
15:52is practically hemmed in by Tollgate.
15:54What are you going to do, Tex?
15:55They've gun-told us they've got you pegged.
15:58Next thing you know, they'll find out you're a ranger.
16:00Well, if you think I should, I'd better come out in the open.
16:03But they mustn't know we're working together.
16:05They won't.
16:06I convinced that pawnbroker that he better not do any talking.
16:09And it's certain they'll never suspect minstrels are rangers.
16:13We've got to meet three more of our bulk.
16:15I sure hope we can get away with it.
16:17Well, so do I.
16:18Say, Jim, I'm going to pick up a horse
16:20and ride over and talk to my dad.
16:22I'll meet you two in Roeheit.
16:25So long.
16:26So long.
16:40Hello, Dad.
16:42Tex Wyatt,
16:44you know one of the chief requirements of the service
16:47is neatness.
16:49Now, what are you doing in that tramp house?
16:51Carrying out the detail you sent me on, sir.
16:54Oh, relax, son.
16:56I guess even a soldier can have his moments of affection.
16:59I suppose you made your arrest.
17:01No, no.
17:02As a matter of fact, I didn't.
17:03But with the help of Jim and Panhandle,
17:05I learned a lot of things.
17:06A man by the name of Barrett
17:07has the whole district under his thumb.
17:09And, uh, Dad, I think this is one time
17:11that you should get into the fight.
17:13Well, that's the first time you ever admitted
17:15you couldn't carry out a detail.
17:17Oh, we'll handle the gunfighters all right.
17:19It's the ranchers and small farmers I'm worried about.
17:22Of course, it's a dangerous assignment.
17:24Three men have been killed already.
17:26And I wouldn't want to see you get mixed up
17:28in a situation where you might meet up with some hot lead.
17:31Why, you young whippersnapper.
17:33I've dodged more lead than you can carry.
17:37Wait a minute.
17:39What are you trying to sell me, huh?
17:41Dad, when the gun toters that are terrorizing the district
17:44are rounded up,
17:45I want to make sure another crop doesn't spring up.
17:47Now, you're well known in Rawhide.
17:49I want you to run for land commissioner.
17:51Land commissioner?
17:53Why, I never heard of such an office.
17:55There hasn't been.
17:56I want you to create one.
17:58Dad, can't you see what it would mean?
18:00For the first time in the history of our country,
18:02there will be a man in the capital
18:03representing the small rancher.
18:18Ladies and gentlemen,
18:20it gives me great pleasure to introduce
18:22to this large and enthusiastic audience
18:24the king of minstrels,
18:26Mr. Octavius Romeo Jones.
18:31And his equally famous partner, Mr. Holmes.
18:35Mr. Adenoids and Slim Pickens.
18:40Gentlemen, be seated.
18:43Oh, Mr. Bones,
18:45why do a chicken cross the road?
18:48Oh, Mr. Romeo,
18:50don't tell me you're going to ask me that old joke.
18:56Son, you better dance, dance.
19:13What's the matter, boy?
19:15You in trouble?
19:16Boy, I sure is.
19:18Hey, did you see that hallucination sitting out there?
19:24Huh?
19:25Uh-huh.
19:27And now, ladies and gentlemen,
19:29our silver-throated singer of the sagebrush
19:32will entertain you with
19:34I Ain't Got No Girl To Come Home To.
19:43I got a horse and a house
19:45A ranch and some range
19:47But I ain't got a gal to come home to
19:50I got some cows and some calves
19:52Some bills and some change
19:54But I ain't got a gal to come home to
19:57So I'll fix up my house
19:59And I'll saddle my horse
20:01And I'll find me a pretty western maid
20:04Who will smile down at me
20:06From a quaint balcony
20:08And listen to me sing
20:11And listen to my cowboy serenade
20:14If the serenade's right
20:16I'll be riding high
20:18There's no other place that I'll roam to
20:21There'll be two on my horse
20:23And we'll all be dying
20:27He'll bring home a gal to come home to
20:34And he ain't got a gal to come home to either, ma'am.
20:37Really?
20:38He isn't named Romeo for nothing.
20:41Oh, I'm so glad you told me.
20:43I, Mrs. Berrywinkle, a widow.
20:59I wish you boys had taken care of that tramp that was in town.
21:02How did we know he was a ranger?
21:04You had nothing to worry about.
21:05He won't show his nose in this town.
21:09Well, how are you, Jim Davis? Glad to see you.
21:13Well, Sam!
21:15I suppose you're still running everything around here the same as ever.
21:18That's right, and I intend to continue.
21:20Say, boys, do you know my son?
21:23Yeah, we met.
21:25Well, that's good, because I'm afraid you're going to have to tell me who he is.
21:28I don't know him.
21:29I don't know him.
21:30I don't know him.
21:31I don't know him.
21:32I don't know him.
21:33I don't know him.
21:34I don't know him.
21:35I don't know him.
21:36I don't know him.
21:37That's good, because I'm afraid you're going to see a lot of him.
21:44Say, Tex, you suppose we might hire these minstrels to ballyhoo for us?
21:49Ballyhoo?
21:50Ballyhoo for what?
21:51Well, my father's going to run for land commissioner.
21:54He feels that the ranchers and small farmers around here need representation.
21:58Come on, Dad.
22:02Now, he's got something.
22:04Land commissioner?
22:05What's that?
22:06I don't know.
22:07They're after your scout, Barrett.
22:09If Wyatt thinks he's going to cut in on our deal, he's got another thing coming.
22:16Oh, Mr. Holden.
22:17Yes?
22:21I just picked up an idea that'll make you top man in this territory.
22:25Well, thanks, but I'm doing all right.
22:27Yeah, but you'd do a lot better if you represented all the ranchers around here, wouldn't you?
22:31Yes, I guess I would.
22:32How do you plan on doing it?
22:34Wyatt's trying to be a land commissioner and pass all the laws for the small ranchers.
22:37Now, I'm going to put you up to run against him, but you represent the big money.
22:41And the laws you make will squeeze the little man out.
22:43Fine.
22:44Say, that'll make our operations look legal, won't it?
22:47That's right.
22:48What about Colby, though?
22:50He's the most influential man in this territory.
22:52All the other ranch owners might follow his lead.
22:55Colby will back you up all right.
22:56Hayden, I'll see to that.
22:58Sounds all right to me.
23:00Fine.
23:01Then I'll get your campaign rolling.
23:04All right.
23:24Glad you got here, Mr. Colby.
23:25Did you have a good trip?
23:26Uneventful.
23:30How are things at the ranch, Hayden?
23:31Fine, Mr. Colby, just fine.
23:35Oh, I don't believe you've met my daughter.
23:38Mary, this is Mr. Barrett.
23:39How do you do?
23:40We know you.
23:41Mr. Hayden, foreman of our ranch.
23:42Mr. Hayden.
23:43That nervous, Mary.
23:44How long do we have to wait for the stage to rawhide?
23:47Well, it's usually here when the old men pose in.
23:49I don't know what's holding it up.
23:51Well, we might as well go inside and sit down.
23:53Fine.
24:04Here comes the stage, Mr. Colby.
24:25Why, hiya, boys.
24:28You know, someday you're going to own your own ranches,
24:30and when you do, you'll need a friend.
24:32Vote for John Wyatt.
24:34Why, hello, everybody.
24:36Oh, hello.
24:37My, isn't it a shame you can't vote?
24:39Because if you could, here is the man you should vote for.
24:41What's the meaning of that?
24:42Meaning of what?
24:43That sign on the stage, coach.
24:44Well, you can read, can't you?
24:45Of course I can.
24:46I want to know what my name is doing on it.
24:48Oh, are you Mr. Colby?
24:49Yes, I am.
24:50Then you ought to know why it's there.
24:51Why, it's trying to be land commissioner around here
24:53and drag our names into it.
24:54You know Bill Holden.
24:55He's our candidate.
24:56Yes, sir.
24:57We're going to teach those nesters a lesson.
24:59They've been tearing down your fences,
25:00stealing your cattle,
25:01so I put up gates with guards.
25:03Why don't you also tell Mr. Colby
25:04that you're charging the poor ranchers
25:06for going through those gates?
25:07I guess my foreman knows what he's doing.
25:09He sure does.
25:10Peg, tear that sign off the stage, coach.
25:12Yes, sir.
25:13Just a minute.
25:22I guess you were wrong to tell him
25:23to tear down that sign, Dad.
25:25Sure was, ma'am.
25:26Well, I was a little surprised at seeing my name on it.
25:28A few other things that might surprise you
25:29going on around here, Mr. Colby.
25:31Well, let's get on the stage, coach,
25:32and go to Rawhide, Dad.
25:33Oh, you can't ride on that stage, coach,
25:35without his permission, ma'am.
25:36That's right.
25:37Yes, you see, John Wyatt hired the stage
25:39for campaign purposes.
25:40Of course, I don't mind passengers
25:42if they don't mind the sign.
25:44Well, I certainly do,
25:45and I'm not riding in that stage
25:46until you tear that sign down.
25:48Suit yourself.
25:49Spend the night here if you want to.
25:51Might be a little cold.
25:53Well, stranger, I'll see you later.
25:56Cold?
25:57Well, stranger, I guess we have no other choice.
25:59You won't find us such bad traveling companions,
26:01Mr. Colby.
26:03Our faces may be black,
26:04but we sure know how to treat people of white.
26:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:16Barrett, the boys won't know we're on that stage.
26:19I'm not going to get on it.
26:20Hurry up, Barrett.
26:21Come on, eh?
26:23We'll have to take a chance, I guess.
26:24Maybe we can steer them off.
26:33Get out, get out.
26:35Get around here.
26:36Go!
26:55I thought Barrett said those missiles
26:57were going to hire a wagon.
26:59He did.
27:00But the stage has got the sign on it,
27:02and he's up on top there with the driver.
27:04Now, Barrett said to make this look like a holdup.
27:07Now, don't shoot the driver,
27:09but make sure that Wyatt's campaign for Bolt's ends
27:12right now.
27:16Yah!
27:17Yah!
27:18Yah!
27:19Yah!
27:20Yah!
27:21Yah!
27:22Yah!
27:24Yah!
27:25Yah!
27:26Yah!
27:27Yah!
27:28Yah!
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43:46It's that minstrel monkey coming his way.
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44:04All right, you mountain canary, this is as far as you go.
44:07Get down.
44:12Over there.
44:17♪
44:25All right, go ahead and spill it, songbird.
44:28What are you doing nosing around here?
44:33Well, didn't you ever hear of a singer coming to the mountains to exercise his vocal cords?
44:38No, I didn't.
44:40Well, that's why I'm here.
44:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
44:44All right, go ahead and exercise them.
44:48You mean it?
44:49Sure, go ahead.
44:51♪ Right on top canoe,
44:59♪ the long, long trail is calling.
45:07♪ Right on top canoe,
45:15♪ along the Rio Grande.
45:23♪ You'll find troubles on each trail.
45:27♪ There'll be times when you will fail.
45:31♪ You'll be blown by winds of chance.
45:35♪ You'll find sorrow and romance
45:40♪ right on top canoe.
45:48♪ Remember, while you roam,
45:56♪ you'll find top canoe
46:04♪ along the Rio Grande.
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47:48Say, them hombres sure knows this country better than we do.
47:51I heard you singing. What are you trying to do?
47:53Let them know we were around?
47:55No, I was trying to let Tex know they were around.
47:57Guy was sure stupid enough to get it sooner.
47:59I almost walked right into him before I caught on.
48:02Say, what are you talking about?
48:04You wouldn't understand, Romeo.
48:10♪
48:31Oh!
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50:01It was Sam Barrett. I saw him fire a rifle at you.
50:04Wait a minute, Panhandle. He saw us first.
50:07I missed my guess. He'll head back to town.
50:09Maybe you'd better ride back with us, Miss Colby.
50:12All right.
50:28Colby's daughter saw me with a rifle. We're pulling out.
50:36All right, Miss Colby, sit down.
51:07Look, Jim, this is all we need.
51:09Mary, my father's in the hotel. Will you take it to his room?
51:11All right, Tex.
51:36♪
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52:39Last shot, girl.
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53:21Come on!
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54:35Who's in this with you, Aide?
54:38Bill Holden. There's money behind it.
54:41Get going.
55:04All right, Mr. Holden, fall in.
55:06I don't know what you mean.
55:07You'll find out. Fall in.
55:22Mr. Wyatt, I came over to tell you,
55:24you can count on the support of all of the big ranchers in the Rawhide district.
55:28Oh, thank you, Mr. Colby.
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