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00:00:00a. Officer
00:00:12and you tell me the way to three rivers about two miles to the first main
00:00:15intersection then turn left it's about sixty miles thanks what town is this
00:00:20suddenly suddenly what no no that's the name that's a funny name for
00:00:25a town hangover from the old days that's the way things used to happen here
00:00:30suddenly I see road agents gamblers gunfighters well I take it things have
00:00:36changed things happen so slow now the town council is figuring to change the name
00:00:41to gradually thanks officer pleasure.
00:00:55The.
00:01:25The.
00:01:55The.
00:02:06Hello there. Where's your mother we've been shopping I got to put this up in
00:02:12the car when I come. Yeah sure.
00:02:15On. Well
00:02:22now I guess not she wouldn't let me pushy mom of course well and you better say
00:02:29mom it's kind of not polite to say she like that especially about your mother well
00:02:33anyway she wouldn't. You know I bet I can guess what's on your mind that you can
00:02:40well now let's see you want an ice cream soda not a bad idea but
00:02:45that's not it you want to go to the movies now it's a war picture mom let me see
00:02:50war pictures boy a boy this is tougher than I thought I got it you want that
00:02:57baseball bat no but you're awful warm.
00:03:03Is that it sure that's it ain't it a beauty but shucks it's no use mom wouldn't
00:03:10let me have it she doesn't like guns I know it's because of my father being
00:03:15killed in the war look pitch if you have the gun what would you do with it stick
00:03:20up
00:03:20a filling station stick up a filling station no I'm
00:03:23a sheriff and I catch all those road agents and cattle wrestlers just like you.
00:03:29But what about mom well I think we can talk her into it what would you want to be
00:03:33a peace officer and all we've got lots of time mom still the market getting
00:03:37groceries. Let's go.
00:03:45To.
00:03:58I've got it thanks Todd hello I can I give you
00:04:02a lift up the house thanks anyway but I have the car with me going to church
00:04:05tomorrow yes I'll pick up about
00:04:08a quarter to eleven. You never give up do you. Ellen I know how you feel believe me
00:04:14I do and I've tried to understand but I haven't asked you to understand. That's
00:04:19because I'm in love with you. You shouldn't say that to me why not it's
00:04:26true don't talk. Ellen you can't go on being
00:04:32a widow forever it's been over three years since he died don't you understand no
00:04:37one can take Pete's place I'm not trying to take Pete's place I'm trying to make
00:04:40a place of my own you've been wonderful time and I'm grateful really I am but. I
00:04:47can't help how I feel. Ellen you've got to stop doing this to yourself because
00:04:53you're doing it to pitch to as well as to me you're digging
00:04:56a big black pit and shoving all of us down into it leave me alone Tom please.
00:05:04Pitch where did you get that gun I bought it for him Ellen. How could you we
00:05:10thought you wouldn't mind mom because I'm going to be
00:05:12a share just like God take it off page. I can't help it Todd you know I can't stand
00:05:18seeing him play with
00:05:18a gun but the boys got to learn sometime the guns aren't necessarily bad depends on
00:05:23who uses them I'm curious when doesn't he. Yes well then just take it off page.
00:05:34That's three dollars please. Thank you.
00:05:41Ellen. I know you don't want the boy to see war pictures but it seems teaching
00:05:47children the art of death and destruction the cruelties the tortures he's got to
00:05:51know that these things exist then he can fight against them when it's his turn you
00:05:55can't wrap the boy in cellophane I can try as long as possible. When
00:06:01a house is on fire everybody has to help put it out because the next time it might
00:06:05be your house.
00:06:17Church tomorrow Ellen. No time I can't go. Well I can't go on asking you to turn
00:06:23down.
00:06:35The.
00:06:51The. Going over to tell us for
00:06:54a cup of java you can handle things it's
00:06:56a quiet day. The last fifty years.
00:07:04You know.
00:07:14Good night sure what's the word get out of here get the sheriff tell me get over
00:07:19here fast it's
00:07:19an emergency.
00:07:31Take it easy twenty five miles speed limit the sheriff try the office. Where's
00:07:38Todd catch your breath he's
00:07:40a merges and markets it's got to see it right away I don't know something came up
00:07:45with
00:07:45a wire and wouldn't even show me funny well there's.
00:08:15A.
00:08:35Thanks. Wait
00:08:37a second I want to know what it's about top secret get out of here for peace sake
00:08:41and I run my pants off.
00:08:47What the word listen to this I haven't finished typing it yet Sheriff Todd Shaw
00:08:52suddenly California confidential code hangover special train number ten nineteen
00:08:58carrying the president of the United States will arrive suddenly five p.m. today
00:09:03president will detrain and drive to White Springs ranch will require adequate
00:09:08transportation appreciate cooperation your staff with Secret Service operatives
00:09:13arriving one fifteen county acting chief U.S.
00:09:17Secret Service. No mistakes only in typing. Five p.m.
00:09:26Now I'm going to use your phone. Give me state police headquarters at Weatherby
00:09:32that code word again hangover hangover. Hello this is Todd Shaw down
00:09:38a suddenly I want to speak to Captain Aaron. There's not
00:09:41a twenty sixty six. Hello Captain Aaron it's Todd Shaw say look I've got
00:09:48a message here the code word is hangover now I'm going to need five of your cars to
00:09:52men to
00:09:53a car and one Thompson gun to each car and you. Oh you did. Well right
00:10:00thanks. I got the same message there and says the show on the road already she
00:10:05doesn't think cops don't fool around do they know they don't say you didn't spill
00:10:10it did you it says confidential. Let's just keep it that way I'll run over to
00:10:16Kaplan's garage I'll be back in a minute.
00:10:28Hello Cheryl be right with you that's not soon enough is so I want the big black
00:10:32Cadillac at four thirty limousine yeah I'm going to the station back then
00:10:37somebody getting married like the sheriff don't be funny this is police business
00:10:41don't tell anyone I don't get it you're not supposed to four thirty I'm no slip
00:10:46ups.
00:11:02The.
00:11:17Mr Carney that's right my name's Shaw get my message. What message hangover.
00:11:25And I see your credentials.
00:11:26The. Wilson.
00:11:33Packard in. Shows and Kelly glad to make your acquaintance yeah I got your message
00:11:39you're
00:11:40a careful man Cheryl not always this seemed like a good time to be the we always
00:11:44have to be may I see your credentials I. I've got
00:11:51a limousine order for four thirty it'll be parked right here good state police have
00:11:55five cars on the road from weather being excellent I guess that's about it not
00:12:00quite you can still be of help to us. We'll have to check all of those stores
00:12:07facing the station Mr Carney I know every proprietor in this town you can take my
00:12:12word for it I can't take your word for anything I'm sure they're OK just routine
00:12:17I bought. We'll park
00:12:21a limousine between the tracks when the special arrives pretty rough in there maybe
00:12:26easier to cover all state police cars and going there to. Who lives up there in
00:12:33the hill. Pop Benson his grandson and his daughter in law we'll check it
00:12:40Mr Carney if there's one place in this town doesn't need checking is that one pop
00:12:44Benson used to be in the Secret Service himself for
00:12:47a bad ticket returned him pop Benson you don't mean Peter Benson that's right what
00:12:54I'll be
00:12:55a monkey's uncle What do you mean. Pete Benson used to be my old boss
00:13:02how do you like that therefore Mr Shaw he'll be the last one in the world to object
00:13:07Pete Benson for heaven's sake.
00:13:09It's. Probably
00:13:16a wrecked fire probably to you please call Judd and have him come up and fix that
00:13:21thing before you wreck it wreck it wreck it look I'll have you understand I built
00:13:25a television transmitter in thirty eight before you even know what television was
00:13:29yes but did it work I don't know I never did get to finish the receiver but this is
00:13:34a receiver and I do wish you'd called yet I don't want to bother Joe besides it's
00:13:37a time and
00:13:37a half on Saturday but I'll be cheaper than what it'll cost when you get through
00:13:40diddling with it on Allen stop taking it out on me just because you and Todd had
00:13:45a fight you haven't touched your cake don't want to pitch darling I made
00:13:52it especially for you you made it because you wouldn't let me wear my gun drink your
00:13:57milk darling to see what that's what the guys call me well I don't care what they
00:14:04call you I'm your mother and I think I know what's best for you. Pitch.
00:14:12Pitch you shouldn't walk out when I'm talking to you I thought you were finished
00:14:16the boy just disappointed that's all Alan Dad please stop interfering first you
00:14:23cancel him out on
00:14:24a hike with Cub Scouts and the next day pitch go to your room I'll have this old set
00:14:29pregnant I'm innocent you know me what's the ballgame yeah I've had this for the
00:14:34last time Ellen you're going up girl you got
00:14:38a problem you haven't worked out that's no reason why pitch you have your problem
00:14:43I've only done what I thought was right I read about an experiment once kept germs
00:14:49away from
00:14:50a kid raising pure and scientifically first time I got out in the rough he caught
00:14:55a cold and died pneumonia what does that have to do with pitch the kid hadn't been
00:14:58exposed he had no immunity there's cruelty and hatred and tyranny in the world you
00:15:03can't make believe they aren't there and pitch is going to learn what is the law and
00:15:07what isn't the law says you can defend it defend it so we can become a soldier and
00:15:12go out be murdered like his father was my son was killed in the performance of his
00:15:18duty on duty being blown to bits on some godforsaken battlefield thousands of miles
00:15:24from where he was born you call that duty yes Ellen is that what you'd like to pitch
00:15:29with that make you happy he could hear you know I think he'd be ashamed of you how
00:15:36can you say a terrible thing like the old boys wrote those words life liberty in
00:15:43the pursuit of happiness he sounded mighty nice but they wouldn't have been worth
00:15:47a plug nickel if somebody hadn't made a mistake.
00:16:17Cut it fine you couldn't possibly be surprised with all those sirens blasting so I try to
00:16:23beat him state troopers right on time yeah they're good the best all right follow me
00:16:30okay well there are two routes to the White Springs Ranch you can go over the mountains
00:16:36here or you can drop down to the main highway go on into three rivers and the ranch is about
00:16:4120 miles farther on we'll stick to the main highway too much chance of an ambush in those
00:16:45mountains yes I could use a roof watch in those stores chief beside the street check
00:16:50look mr. Carney every proprietor in this town has been here at least five years I know them
00:16:56I know their kids isn't that sheriff it's the stranger that might use one of those stores
00:17:00for covers I'd like them to lock up at ten minutes to five stay locked up until ten minutes
00:17:05after five oh and put a man on the roof too all right Berg give him the word no one including
00:17:11the proprietors I don't remain to those stores in Lockington anyone seen inside after ten
00:17:17minutes of five might be shot on sight like the man says it's important yes sir tell Wilson
00:17:24to keep the station clear Schultz will take over troopers and block off traffic approaches
00:17:28from 430 on right now there's another hazard sir a house up in the hill yeah I know I'll
00:17:34check that one myself yes it's odd what the Hades is going on in this bird did some galoot
00:17:43make a uranium strike not exactly I look slim you take over here and I'll catch up with you
00:17:49later 430 on I want all pedestrian traffic kept off Main Street between Oak and Alder the state
00:17:55boys will help you if anybody in town squawks why you smooth things over they know you and
00:18:00this is all gonna seem a little strange to them I'm confused myself never have seen so many
00:18:04cops what goes on this is mr. Kearney special agent in the Treasury Department Secret Service
00:18:11Kearney slim Adams one of my deputies how do you do Secret Service I get it they're shipping the
00:18:19national debt through here in gold bars just don't worry about it you'll find out later all right
00:18:25come on let's go and check that car you heard
00:18:41now hello bill you better put that gun away for your mom sees it you Tanya hide
00:18:48dad I do we should call Judd and let him come up and fix that shocks on I knew homes law before
00:18:59they even passed it well I don't want pitch to miss the ballgame after missing the movie and
00:19:03everything all right boy come on get ready to plug this in while I hold this screw down we see
00:19:08what happens okay daddy you sure you know what you're doing Alan please I know but it says on
00:19:14the back of that that there are 5,000 volts and that's dangerous Ellen will you please stop being
00:19:19a woman ready boy plug in dad daddy you all right well I guess I'm all right it's just scared the
00:19:32pants off me that's all golly look at this I guess maybe you better call Judd that was close
00:19:40call boy enough to kill you well probably pick you up and toss you across the room that is unless
00:19:49you were standing in a puddle of water and then you'd be grounded and if you were grounded it'd
00:19:53kill your dinner in a doornail well it hurt like blazes you stay away from that set now and stay
00:19:58away from those wall plugs don't monkey with electricity unless you know what you're doing
00:20:03why did you grandpa you got me there boy I'll get it Judd says he'll be up in a little while I'm
00:20:12sorry honestly yes mrs. Benson that's right he's your husband at home my husband no I'm a widow
00:20:23what I should have asked was are you the owner of this house no I'm not it belongs to my father-in-law
00:20:28what is it you want I'm John Barron special agent Federal Bureau of Investigation these are my men
00:20:34do you suppose I could have a few words with mr. Benson just a moment won't you come in dad oh
00:20:41hi gents John Barron special agent for heaven's sake FBI may we come in why sure sure come right
00:20:52in come right and make yourself at home thanks not at all I get quite a kick out of this used
00:20:57to be with the Treasury Department myself really back in the old days collected in total revenue
00:21:02a tax collector not on your life Secret Service you don't say grandpa's present includes his
00:21:07bodyguard you don't say yep back in 1928 youngest retirement in the service caught him a heart not
00:21:14hard trouble you understand an accident on one of Carol's fishing trips a hunter got the slug
00:21:19right here say that's a nasty one how come you're still alive I don't know lodged in my heart I took
00:21:26it out I had to take it easy so they retired me you're lucky lucky you're still if it hadn't hit
00:21:30me I'm gonna be in the Secret Service someday thought she was gonna be sheriff like Todd
00:21:34squirts like you were supposed to grow up and be president name is page mr. Barron glad to meet
00:21:39you page I ain't a squirt mr. Barron what did you want to see us about is something wrong nothing
00:21:45wrong yet mrs. Benson but there might be we're just checking on us on the house do you mind we
00:21:51have a look around help yourself but what I want to know I'm gonna have a look around with or without
00:21:54your permission mr. Benson it's an emergency check it must be something the matter anyone
00:22:10else live here besides you three no anyone been by here today no just the usual routine Willie
00:22:18Harris left the milk what's this all about mr. Barron just being careful I'll explain later
00:22:25two bedrooms one bathroom all clear one here just like they said
00:22:30kitchen back pantry back door stairs go downhill the garage under kitchen
00:22:37cellar door and hall clear car in the garage look at this for a setup
00:22:44I'm sorry folks but I'm afraid we're gonna have to hang around for a while
00:22:51why what's the matter don't be alarmed there's nothing wrong of course there's something wrong
00:22:55the FBI doesn't pay us a visit for the heck of it well I won't stay I'll take no man nobody
00:23:00leaves the house until we do why not what's happened look just go about your business
00:23:05like it was any other side of the afternoon read your papers look at your TV anything you want
00:23:10but nobody leaves the house something fishy about all this it's official business what sort of
00:23:19official mr. Benson is a former agent of the Secret Service you should understand either I'm
00:23:24getting old and stupid or else I'm at 5 p.m. this afternoon the president of the United States
00:23:29arrives in town on a special what the president well that's different you mean to say the
00:23:37president's gonna get off the train here that's right the president why that's the greatest
00:23:43thing ever happened to this town sorry kid no Betty bring in the gear put the car out back
00:23:52but you see the back doors locked tight and check the cellar to be sure I still don't understand mr.
00:24:01Benson it should be obvious to you that if anybody wanted to kill the president he could do a
00:24:05beautiful job of it right from this window of yours but the love of Mike that may be true but
00:24:10you don't think that Ellie I mean of course not but we have to remain here to protect you and the
00:24:14president from somebody else who might oh
00:24:16Kearney yeah is this all routine seems to me to be kind of overboard I mean all this
00:24:39checking and everything is though you expected this town to sheriff have you noticed any strangers
00:24:44in town during the past week no are you sure sure I'm sure I know everybody in this bird the only
00:24:51strangers we get our tourists you know we get them all the time stop it for gas at my deed that's
00:24:55all we want to know from either you or your deputies the minute any stranger doesn't keep
00:24:59going through then this isn't routine no it isn't can you tell me the Los Angeles police picked up a
00:25:08small-time stool pigeon night before last shot through the lungs left for dead smiley bitters
00:25:12before he died he told him something was up what do you mean something was up an assassination
00:25:18attempt well can you believe that in our business we can't afford not to I mean the tip of a dying
00:25:24stool pigeon the stoolie seemed very proud of being an American before he kicked off meaning
00:25:31crime is crime but this is something else again right so we can't take any chances let's go
00:25:38can we see the president grandpa can we mom no Pidge we have to stay here you can watch him from
00:25:48here but I want to get up close well use your telescope boy bring him right up the eye sorry
00:25:54Pidge no dice back to a lock how about the phone in the kitchen come on when you yank it no we
00:25:59don't change the pattern at all give Benny a hand mr. Baron something I don't understand I was in
00:26:09the service myself so you told me and that we made every precautionary check we never went to
00:26:14extremes like this unless unless you were tipped that there was to be an attempted assassination
00:26:17you don't mean it I mean it but your FBI Secret Service is responsible for the safety of the
00:26:23president we're using everybody this trip mr. Benson have a look down there state troopers
00:26:30your local law enforcement agencies and us you don't know if old Dane Carney is down there do
00:26:36you you know I work together in the old days he's chief of the presidential staff now that's
00:26:41confidential information this is a terrible thing that's your worry mr. Benson of course it's my
00:26:48worry I'm an American and I it's everybody's worried somebody's driving up to the house
00:26:53who is it he's the sheriff mr. Baron there's someone with him who's with him I don't know
00:27:04I've never seen him before well for the love of mine what well who doesn't know Dane Carney
00:27:09grades an old shirt and red in the face of them hi pop got her old friend of yours here
00:27:16old Irishman Dan kind of pop away it's great to see you hey why aren't you dead Oh buzzers like
00:27:22me live forever hey old hawk are you getting bald well just what do you expect after 25 years
00:27:27come on in so honey make yourself at home this is my daughter-in-law that's my grandson page
00:27:33page page this is mr. Carney Secret Service he guards the president mr. Baron who man oh
00:27:40you didn't know your boys got here ahead of it
00:27:42one sound from the kid pop and he's dead
00:28:10train muffled it
00:28:31get rid of him put him in a cellar you're gonna take a rug with you so give away
00:28:37you get the message brave boy
00:28:45Pidge you gotta be still no noise
00:28:50Pidge shut up guts he's only eight lots of guts
00:29:00no trouble with you you're all busted up
00:29:07all right take care of her you've got it now let's be practical I don't want any more
00:29:24shooting around here I want it nice and quiet and cozy I'll get her up and bring her around
00:29:30and explain to her that one phony and she's got a kid with his throat cut doesn't make
00:29:35much noise that way the same goes for you too anybody steps out of line the boy that's
00:29:44simple enough
00:29:49Ellen listen to me Ellen pay attention now listen to me I don't look like that everybody
00:29:55is all right you've got to get a hold of yourself no matter what happens you've got to hang
00:29:59on if you scream or make one false move you'll murder the boy you understand you'll murder
00:30:05Pidge
00:30:06did you hear him lady yes good we're all on the court all right all right inside we'll
00:30:21get a long time to wait relax move the kitchen table in front of the window all right sit
00:30:30down sit down look at your TV name working well work him over then fix him up don't sit
00:30:36there waiting to blow your car keep yourselves occupied I got to think
00:30:52Todd you're badly hurt bullet hit the bone broken I guess he's bled a lot we need a doctor
00:30:56look at his face tell her pop you're the doctor Ellen we can't have no doctor we can't set
00:31:03a broken arm tough can you me straighten this fracture you couldn't take it you straighten
00:31:15it hold on brave boy
00:31:30tie it up
00:31:31may we take him into the bedroom sure so the boy stays here
00:31:48and leave the door open all right let's go to work
00:32:16pop we got to do something yeah I know I know but what what they've got Pidge no none
00:32:21of us count not even Pidge we haven't got a chance as long as we're alive we got a chance
00:32:25we got to find a flaw in his plan we'll think of something pop haven't you got a gun gun
00:32:33yeah right near the door my gun is it loaded no I hid the cartridge in the car to Pidge
00:32:49you're a dirty lousy gangster leave him alone Benny do you hear what he said yeah I heard
00:32:57what he said he'd be looking at too much television he ain't a bad squirt just tell him to shut
00:33:01up sure sure this thing's metal steel tough chrome legs I think it would no difference
00:33:13use the bracket screw him to the leg and then to the floor that way the table won't dance
00:33:16you're a coward you're a bunch of cowards and you're getting too fresh so button it
00:33:25Johnny why all the trouble big deal this is a lot of work do it Benny but Johnny I don't
00:33:29see what we just do it Benny once you get the gun anchored you got a solid base you'll
00:33:36see when we get to it this gun's got a heavy recoil it won't stand still we got just three
00:33:43seconds to nail the president I don't want the table to shimmy when we get to it Tommy
00:33:50gun would do just as good Tommy gun stinks no accuracy no punch might as well use a revolver
00:33:58this is the gun when I was in the army so I wasn't in the army you find those cartridges
00:34:09yet not yet this is quite a gun Benny quite a gun I did a lot of chopping in the war with
00:34:15a baby like this a lot of chopping you're wrong about me pitch being a coward last war
00:34:26I got a silver star north the casino pocket of resistance I killed 27 men all by myself
00:34:37I want a silver star metal I stole it they're hurting Pidge take it easy take it easy Johnny
00:34:53relax for the love of Mike what's a silver star I want it okay Johnny okay you want it
00:35:04I got him they've been there a long time yeah get him back in here what are you all trying
00:35:21to pull all of you inside come on come on feeling better yeah you're lucky he didn't
00:35:38mean to wing you meant to blow your brains out he's a bad shot yeah but I'm not so maybe
00:35:43you better sit down and stay there that way we'll be safer for everybody you got that
00:35:47duty look in your eye I've seen it up on the line the line you up on the line some other time down
00:35:53watch your fool his cars out front put it in the garage quick I have to think of everything
00:36:08great just great might as well advertise close on hot in here
00:36:32see what time it is all right suppose you tell me what happens in this house in a
00:36:37Saturday afternoon between 4 and 5 pattern smart guy sure we don't break that pattern
00:36:46we're here for a reason and if we break it we might blow the deal you know Mario slings the
00:36:51paper over the fence around 430 or so delivery boy does he come in anyone else so I haven't
00:37:00went up the mountain hunting jackrabbits he'll be buying his way back will he stop not unless
00:37:06he's got something to brag about anybody else nobody anybody know that you and the other guy
00:37:14were coming up here that's an interesting question what's the interesting answer you guess tell him
00:37:21Todd sheriff if you think I have any qualms about killing this kid you couldn't be more wrong the
00:37:29thing about killing him or you or her or him is that I wouldn't be getting paid for it and I don't
00:37:37like giving anything away for free neither do I including information your guts are showing all
00:37:45over the place brave boy not me I'm scared you see the way I figure it Baron I'm a dead man anyway
00:37:52so is the boy so is Ellen so is pop it's just a question an hour later and if it gives the president
00:37:59a bit of an edge why then we get it now they won't hurt us they won't hurt Pidge he said so
00:38:02because it's convenient Ellen you think these crumbs would kill the president and then take
00:38:07off leaving us behind to identify them you said you wouldn't hurt Pidge sure sure and I meant it
00:38:12don't listen to this guy he's just being brave with your kids life I know guys like that in the
00:38:18army we're just doing a job that's all identifying us is not involved by seven o'clock tonight we'll
00:38:26be out of the country and you'll never see us again tell him Todd tell him never mind lady
00:38:29we'll just assume that they knew he was coming up here so that if somebody else comes up to check
00:38:34on him you can tell him the sheriff and his friend were here but they had to go someplace else that's
00:38:39all I have to go to the bathroom go with him but I don't need any help come on okay table screwed
00:38:56down all right get the tripod up there drill a hole in each leg bolt the tripod to the table
00:39:00put it center in front of the window I thought I told you to sit down just stretching my legs
00:39:07you're a very careful man that's right plan on everything huh sheriff the first man they shoot
00:39:14to the moon and a rocket will take pains to because that's never been done before neither
00:39:18is this doesn't that worry you haven't got time to worry I just make my plans and carry him out
00:39:24that's what John Wilkes Booth thought to Booth I'm no actor busted my leg on a stage so I can
00:39:33yell down with the tyrants if Booth wasn't such a ham he might have made it he got pretty far that
00:39:39though the guy who killed Garfield didn't make it either him he didn't plan anything just took
00:39:46a lucky shot strictly left-handed just like McKinley and the Zangara got the chair for his
00:39:50try at Roosevelt he had to try it in a crowd I hate crowds so nobody ever made it up till here
00:40:02I'm just a guy making a living and I think you're stretched long enough as you were
00:40:09but take over Benny's work okay Benny yeah Johnny go downtown see what's going on down there
00:40:22especially the station plan leave the car here why me because Wheeler can fly a plane and you
00:40:28can't well but me I'm expendable huh no I just don't want anything to happen to Wheeler well
00:40:33why can't I take the car because if they nail you Benny we need the car to get to the plane
00:40:36Johnny that place is called get paid ain't you yeah you can't say you ain't getting enough I'll
00:40:45be back Johnny look nice and steady just like you wanted
00:40:59open the curtain
00:41:07trap big beautiful booby trap can't do this you can't do it
00:41:20you're wrong lady take a look
00:41:29I can do it and I'm going to do it but you're an American citizen sure and a one minute after
00:41:54five I'm going to be a very rich American citizen you'll never get away with it shut up
00:42:01I got a stomachache take a pill maybe the old man's right Johnny it's a terrible thing a
00:42:06terrible thing turn it off will you just another man a man with the president
00:42:12yeah I never killed a president before
00:42:16who's that it's Judd Kelly television set one on the blink Ellen sent for him to come and fix
00:42:25us with the boy could watch the ball game why'd you tell me well we simply forgot that's all he's
00:42:30a harmless boy Baron don't hurt him okay but if you cross me he won't he won't all right pop you
00:42:38got the ball let him in but watch it Ellen we got to keep this man talking I guess that's his
00:42:50weakness sooner or later he'll drop his guard find a way to get pop's gun hi pop what's new
00:42:56Oh Judd think I better get up and fix your rig before you electrocuted yourself come on in Todd
00:43:02what happened to you ask him same thing will happen to you unless you do exactly as you're
00:43:08told you're kidding is that real it's real all right what's your name Judd Kelly what are you
00:43:16doing here I came to fix the television set stop all right Bart case I don't have any dough that's
00:43:23what you want what is this a stick up yeah that's right it's a stick up you'll never get away with
00:43:30it go over and sit down Buster take your luggage with you you too I don't take it did they rob the
00:43:42bank what's the gun for what's going on where's your store Main Street who runs it just me all
00:43:49alone do you have to point that gun at me alone answer him yeah you locked up when you left
00:43:55nobody knows you were coming here that's right just a service called that gun makes me nervous
00:44:01mister I'm not gonna be a hero you can put the gun away sure but I'm telling you Buster like
00:44:09the others one pass and the kid gets it that's right he gets it so you see his life depends on
00:44:19you got it yeah Wilson aren't he back yet no he's certainly been gone a long time
00:44:43maybe we ought to load the gun now to be sure huh no that's just what the sheriff would like
00:44:49forget about me I've had it don't con me sheriff the minute this gun was loaded one of you brave
00:44:56boys might decide to go for the ride just to fire it and if you fired it that might alert a few state
00:45:00cops down there and the game would be over wouldn't it you got any food in the house of course I had
00:45:07I'm gonna grab a bite Bart watch him bring me a little glass of milk will you Johnny my
00:45:12else is murdering me just watch him Bart watch him I don't dig it would somebody tell me what
00:45:21happened to you any feelings at all no I haven't lady they were taken out of me by experts
00:45:49feelings a trap show me a guy with feelings and I'll show you a sucker a weakness makes you think
00:46:00of something beside yourself I had any feelings left in me at all it'd be for me just me don't
00:46:08you ever think of your mother your father think of him I used to think of him a great deal my
00:46:19mother wasn't married my old man was a dip so they left me in a home a home
00:46:25Johnny come back here
00:46:35nice going Bart it's only a cop pistol I gave it to him myself
00:46:47beat his brains out the little what's so funny you should have seen your face a cop this go
00:46:59ahead laugh yourself sick that's a pretty good model oh and that they make a real with a don't
00:47:03blow his brains out a couple of big bold bad men getting scared to death by a six-bit cap pistol
00:47:11I don't beat that kid I'm not sure that he couldn't take you go put some milk on your
00:47:16ulcer and bring me a piece of the cake I need some milk paints pretty bad where's
00:47:21Benny why don't we hear from Benny sit if this isn't a stick-up what is it did you come up here
00:47:36to fix a television set jr. yeah well then fix the television set Todd what's going on they're
00:47:41planning to assassinate the president Judd which president the president of the United States he
00:47:46arrives here this afternoon you're kidding no no you're not kidding the president kill the
00:47:57president they can't they couldn't do a thing like that they're stinking traitors they're
00:48:04Benedict Arnold's are you guys crazy you can't do a thing like that sit down reckless don't
00:48:10you realize what that means that's assassination he's your president to make a deal with you boy
00:48:16we kill you instead of the president that's even Steven okay with you thought not anybody
00:48:23else want to take the heat off the president how about you sheriff it's a bad joke Baron
00:48:27anybody else want to volunteer for commies they're enemy agents all right who is behind it Baron I
00:48:37haven't the slightest idea what's in it for you the curious aren't you sure what I last I like you
00:48:48sheriff you got guts you must have been a good soldier I got back I want a silver star that's
00:48:54pretty good kill 27 Jerry's all by myself you're a born killer that's all yeah some guys liked it I
00:49:01know a couple hard to match up isn't it Baron just when you get real good at something you're a
00:49:05murderer yeah over there you can knock over a whole platoon or a guy invents a bomb and kills
00:49:11100,000 people just like that and maybe gets more medals here you put a slug in a double-crossing
00:49:16squirt that isn't even worth burying and you have to take the gas darn why do you hate the president
00:49:21so I got no feeling against the president I'm just earning a living by treason ace those craps
00:49:27don't give me that politics jazz it's not my racket I don't even know who's paying me and I
00:49:31don't want to know what's the difference didn't occur to you why they want you to do it certainly
00:49:36it did but that makes them suckers not me I'm the guy who's getting it made listen sheriff a man can
00:49:42stand for so much and no more I before the war I drifted and drifted and ran always lost in a
00:49:48great big crowd I hated that crowd I used to dream about the crowd once in a while I used to see all
00:49:57those faces scratching and shoving and biting and then the mist would clear and somehow all
00:50:04those faces would be me all me and all nothing but the war changed everything a baron I'm no
00:50:13traitor sheriff I want a silver star and learned how to kill yeah maybe I did maybe that changed
00:50:27everything maybe people began to know who I was after the show I hooked up with an outfit for
00:50:34good dough the fingers said where and how much and Johnny Baron did the job you think anybody
00:50:42else could handle this job you think Benny Wheeler could do without me too much Johnny there's nobody
00:50:46else can do this job because they got too much feeling and feelings no good I got nothing against
00:50:54the president sheriff he's just worth a half a million bucks to me tax-free making my own laws
00:51:02about the taxes to pop the guy is goofy shut up Judd listen to him Buster and don't ever say that
00:51:11again ever you heard him Judd half a million dollars huh yeah that's a lot of scratch sheriff
00:51:27man could retire on that amount of scratch how do you know it'll ever be paid if if it's been
00:51:32paid and the rest I'll get it I wouldn't be sure it's not just a man it's the president that's
00:51:41what's so funny the laugh is on the guys who are paying the freight all this loot and they don't
00:51:47even know what they're doing a half a million clams for absolutely nothing because tonight at
00:51:53five o'clock I kill the president one second after five there's a new president what changes
00:51:57nothing what are they paying for nothing otherwise I wouldn't have taken a job sheriff you'd have
00:52:06taken it you think so yeah why
00:52:17all right take it easy my lady
00:52:20do as you're told and everything be fine answer straight clean and plain answer it
00:52:29hello Benny yeah trains on time the car will be waiting in front of the station like you
00:52:42figured facing you I can get back as soon as you can and don't be followed
00:52:59there's the big boys car now lovely target hey hold it mister
00:53:21yes officer what is what's your name Fred Fred Whitaker what are you doing in town
00:53:28just passing through where's your car I don't have one I hitchhike in from three
00:53:33rivers waiting for the train now I figured I'd take the train on to LA what train the
00:53:38five o'clock the five o'clock now that's right strange why officer because we don't have any
00:53:45five o'clock train that stops here mister except today and that happens to be a special that you
00:53:50don't know about except that you do must be some mistake you made it on a look officer I I got a
00:54:02benefication I can prove who I am I got my driver's license right here
00:54:12come on
00:54:21gunfire
00:54:32I
00:55:02told you not to kill him not to kill him after he was our only link come on
00:55:32so long Benny you think they got him I only hope he's dead Haggerty yes sir we got him
00:55:43dead unfortunately wasn't Carney's last checkpoint the house on the hill that's right but he and
00:55:48the sheriff are going to check the White Springs Ranch about two we haven't able to reach them
00:55:52we'll take two troopers and backtrack him start with the house on the hill we've got to find
00:55:56Carney right now we got trouble everybody except mrs. Benson down the cellar what are you gonna do
00:56:04nothing I hope move anybody gets brave kill them all you can only hang once
00:56:11hey stay up there I look at a grip on yourself I want you to look relaxed if you don't pull
00:56:34this off everybody is dead do you understand all of us dead so be yourself I don't know what you
00:56:39mean they'll come up here to check whether Connie and the sheriff were here and I want you to go out
00:56:42front I don't want them in the house I don't know how I don't know what to say just go out and water
00:56:47the flowers do anything you like but keep busy lipstick and rouge quick now listen to me carefully
00:56:56they'll come up to check whether Connie and the sheriff were here certainly they were here they
00:57:02came up to check the house but at three o'clock they left here they went out on the White Springs
00:57:06Ranch Road they took pop and the kid with him and that's the last you saw them you got it you got
00:57:13it yes yes you look like a ghost step on pull it off lady or everybody is dead everybody
00:57:23how do you mean he didn't expect me to get shot got nothing in mind maybe now let's shut up you
00:57:41guys mrs. Benson yes my name is Haggerty then you must be one of mr. Connie's man that's right
00:57:51has he been here they came up here about three o'clock to check the house they said I don't know
00:57:58why who is they why mr. Carney and sheriff Shaw then they said they had to check the White Springs
00:58:03Ranch Road is your father-in-law mr. Benson here no no he isn't you see he used to be mr. Connie's
00:58:12chief yes I know so mr. Carney took him along my little boy too then you're alone yes and you
00:58:23haven't heard from them since they left no no I haven't something's wrong I know something's wrong
00:58:29no no mrs. Benson nothing's wrong we're we're just checking that's all but if you see or hear from
00:58:36them before I do please have them check the detail down at the railroad station it's very important
00:58:40thanks all right lady inside
00:58:55come on come on
00:58:56very nice very nice job congratulations if you don't like me do you
00:59:07I don't like you either animals kill each other to live that's what you're doing how do you like
00:59:18your roast beef medium-rare well done all right Bob run a minute's clear I wish you were dead
00:59:34you haven't got the guts just give me a chance there's your chance
00:59:43go ahead take it but remember the squirt in the cellar
00:59:51that's right think of the president first let's not think of ourselves I
01:00:09didn't give you a whole chance but you didn't even take a half a chance
01:00:21everything okay Johnny sure everything's fine she played a part real good should be a television
01:00:33you not tell you to fix the television set you told me to set get your stuff and fix it
01:00:40it'll keep you from getting patriotic I don't do something I'm blowing my top just sitting here fix
01:00:44the set and shut your mouth I don't like what you say anyway now fix it we still got time
01:00:49all yours
01:00:55open up
01:01:04about 200 yards
01:01:19Baron isn't that a German rifle yeah you know it I know it where were you during the war all the
01:01:29way from the Kasserine Pass I want a silver star where were you Normandy to the L by way of the
01:01:34boats you get up into Germany no bet you're one of those big shot guys now with the gold bar on
01:01:40the shoulder no no I was a corporal how about you corporal I made sergeant you didn't like
01:01:46officers officers big shots yes sir no sir salute sir big shots you don't like big shots
01:01:54not when you're a bigger sheriff I killed more juries than any five officers put together I did
01:02:02some pretty good chopping in the war pretty good like I said before you're a born killer that's all
01:02:07yeah they taught me how and I liked it my CEO used to stay there and shake like a leaf while I chopped
01:02:14if more guys like me have tell me one thing Baron how come you miss Germany they sent me home my
01:02:21tour was finished your tour in the infantry are you kidding why you finish your tour in the infantry
01:02:27when they plant you in a box tour that was for the Air Corps turn it off yeah you probably went
01:02:32over the hill I said turn it off you know Baron you got the yard look you look yard bird to me
01:02:37I'm telling you sheriff turn it off big shot with the yard birds yeah come on now tell me where were
01:02:42you court-martialed what was it for rape no no not rape killing that's what you like killing maybe
01:02:48shooting down on our PWs I sit on it shut up but by golly you got away with it so I got it section
01:02:58eight you went out on a section eight section eight psycho in charge of killing huh you know
01:03:04I knew guys like you killing was sweet rather kill a man and love a girl a real kick the thrill
01:03:11with a gun stop it Todd stop it or maybe didn't like your CEO maybe you shot him in the back that
01:03:15it maybe you kill like I said shut up
01:03:22gonna keep your chop shut yeah hurts huh it hurts I can keep kicking as long as you keep
01:03:47shooting your face off I know pop you were right you blew the part two I have one here
01:03:54I have a Perkin in a second you know I was thinking Judd if you were to clamp the main
01:03:59plate lead to a good ground like that table there we get a better picture a lot of lines in it no
01:04:04clamp the main plate lead to the table cut the static lines expert first he wrecks the set and
01:04:13he tells the kid how to fix it that's right Judd all it needs is a high potential ground
01:04:30we're a long way from the broadcasting station what are you guys yapping about technical talk
01:04:34mister no radio man battleship New York World War one not exactly son but I was there at
01:04:42Scapa Flow when the German fleet surrendered all right all right stop the bullen and fix that set
01:04:46will you oh it's his heart he has a bad heart itch my pills stop drawing the bureau I'll get
01:04:58a stay put the kid will get him
01:05:28did you put down that gun to get some water for your grandfather but mom listen you heard
01:05:32me pinch you know what I think pop I got a feeling your heart attacks a phony means bad
01:05:46I'm warning if you're trying to pull something you better watch it Baron I've been thinking you've
01:05:50been thinking you'd like to take a crack at this right you think I want to get myself killed yes
01:05:54frankly sheriff I don't think you'd mind getting yourself killed nobody wants to die do we have to
01:06:00talk about it why don't you shut up no guts nerds that's all it gets on my nerves now why would I
01:06:06want to get myself killed because it's five minutes to five and a shot might bring the state troopers
01:06:11storming all over the joint before the president arrives but sheriff I can put you away in two
01:06:16seconds by twisting your arm again that way is no noise so don't go winning any postmortem medals
01:06:22I wouldn't enjoy winning a postmortem medal any more than you're gonna enjoy that postmortem
01:06:26money what'd you say what'd he say I said nobody ever made it you won't either you don't think so
01:06:34so you got a plane you'll never reach it ahead of the police and if you do you'll never make it to
01:06:40the border you ever hear of the jet fighter you know how many airstrips there are between here
01:06:45in the border you know fella could get an education just listening to this guy what maybe he's right
01:06:50look you said half the money had already been paid a smart guy would hit the road right now fly
01:06:56out of here skip the president spend the money in South America alive he's right Johnny why take
01:07:03the risk we can lamb now we can make it we don't have to fool with this thing it's too big Johnny
01:07:08there's something wrong with it chicken chicken all right I'll call it chicken who wants to be
01:07:13rich and dead they'll get us they never missed yet Johnny the guy's right you've got the loot
01:07:17let's take off and get out of here for good once we're across those traps though Benny wasn't
01:07:21chicken they didn't waste any time on him I tell you we haven't got a chance turn it off Bart
01:07:26you're embarrassing me in front of the sheriff put Johnny even if we swing it he's the president
01:07:34they'll never give up and you don't figure that the guys are paying off or just gonna let you
01:07:38fly away do you they'll be after you just like the Secret Service I thought of that too sheriff
01:07:44it might be an internationally embarrassing situation if the feds happen to catch up with
01:07:49us first so Bart you just got to realize that everybody's gonna be on your tail from five
01:07:54o'clock until the day you die there's a hole in your argument sheriff what is it we're already
01:08:01wanted for murder so you can only take the gas once they'll get us Johnny they won't get us
01:08:08Bart not us you sure Johnny you leave it to me you're sick man you're sick I don't like that
01:08:22don't play God just because you've got a gun but you see sheriff that's the way it is when you've
01:08:31got a gun you are a sort of God if you had the gun I'd be the chump and you'd be the God the
01:08:37gun gives you the power of life and death it's a funny sort of feeling to have control of life
01:08:43and death you must have had it during the war you could miss a man if you had a mind to but
01:08:50you could kill him dead in his tracks and that made you kind of God and I liked it without the
01:08:57gun or nothing and I never had anything before I got one first time I got one of my hands and
01:09:05killed a man I got some self-respect I was somebody like this kid over here if that cap
01:09:13pistol was a real gun and I didn't have a gun he'd be a kind of a God too and if I wanted my
01:09:19life I'd worship the ground he walks on and I'd pay him the half a million dollars for my life
01:09:24because life is all I had but the squirt doesn't have the gun I have and I can lose the lightning
01:09:34the scores all tied up five five no noise just pictures
01:09:45you're wrong about God and the gun sheriff without the gun you would never spit at me
01:10:07you would never have even noticed me but because of the gun you remember me as long as you live
01:10:15where's it now blowing for the 66 crossing outside town all right nobody moves this is
01:10:37it you over there let me see once we're gonna do it Bart this is my meat we're gonna do it
01:10:45return fire
01:11:15Oh
01:11:45Oh
01:12:16it didn't stop
01:12:24it didn't stop
01:12:27it didn't stop
01:12:30Oh
01:12:42no don't no please no no
01:12:59are you sure you're gonna be all right mr. Benson oh don't worry about me mr. Wilson I'll be all
01:13:06right I don't need any nursemaid we're certainly grateful to you how come the train went right
01:13:11through the station we simply canceled the stopover we couldn't take a chance on the president's
01:13:16safety once it was proven the assassins were in town the president went on to Los Angeles
01:13:20mrs. fishing huh I'm afraid so someday those guys are gonna stop taking you for amateurs and
01:13:25mr. Wilson I hope not well thanks again mr. Benson I don't know you too young man oh that's
01:13:31all right someday I'm gonna be a bodyguard just like you nonsense boy you're gonna grow up to be
01:13:37president presidents have bodyguards and grandpops and grandpops especially grandpops
01:13:56Ellen
01:13:58how's Judd?
01:14:00he didn't make it
01:14:04and Slim?
01:14:05critical but they think he'll be all right
01:14:09I guess somebody had to make the mistake
01:14:11what?
01:14:13something dad said this morning about principals
01:14:17get in Todd I'll drive you home
01:14:20no thanks I've got to go over to the office
01:14:26can I pick you up at church tomorrow?
01:14:33yeah that'd be swell
01:14:50say officer
01:14:51yeah
01:14:52could you tell me the way to three rivers?
01:14:54you go down to the first intersection you turn left it's about 60 miles
01:14:58thanks what's this town?
01:15:00suddenly
01:15:01suddenly what?
01:15:03now that's the name
01:15:05that's a funny name for a town
01:15:09oh I don't know
01:15:13I don't know about that
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