Private Snuffy Smith (1942)
Approved | 1h 7min | Comedy, Romance, War | 16 January 1942 (USA)
Snuffy Smith, moonshining hillbilly, grows tired of dodging revenue agents, headed by Cooper, and decides to take the army up on their offer of free clothes, food and $21.00 a month. Once enlisted, he finds that revenue agent Cooper is his sergeant. Don, a hillbilly soldier friend of Snuffy, has invented a range finder, but it is stolen by some fifth columnists and hidden in Snuffy's bag. Snuffy decides he has all the army discipline he cares for and heads back to Smokey Mountain, followed closely by the enemy agents.
Director: Edward F. Cline (as Edward Cline)
Writers: Billy DeBeck (comic strip "Barney Google and Snuffy Smith"), John Grey (original screenplay)
Stars: Bud Duncan, Edgar Kennedy, Sarah Padden
Approved | 1h 7min | Comedy, Romance, War | 16 January 1942 (USA)
Snuffy Smith, moonshining hillbilly, grows tired of dodging revenue agents, headed by Cooper, and decides to take the army up on their offer of free clothes, food and $21.00 a month. Once enlisted, he finds that revenue agent Cooper is his sergeant. Don, a hillbilly soldier friend of Snuffy, has invented a range finder, but it is stolen by some fifth columnists and hidden in Snuffy's bag. Snuffy decides he has all the army discipline he cares for and heads back to Smokey Mountain, followed closely by the enemy agents.
Director: Edward F. Cline (as Edward Cline)
Writers: Billy DeBeck (comic strip "Barney Google and Snuffy Smith"), John Grey (original screenplay)
Stars: Bud Duncan, Edgar Kennedy, Sarah Padden
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00:00♪♪
00:00:29♪♪
00:00:39♪♪
00:00:49♪♪
00:00:59♪♪
00:01:10♪♪
00:01:20♪♪
00:01:30♪♪
00:01:40Pa, why don't you leave him one of them bees, Pat?
00:01:44What for?
00:01:46He might settle on Hank and wake him.
00:01:48He's lazy and a toad to hibernate.
00:01:51He ain't lazy.
00:01:53Just been...
00:01:55Bobby, two of them.
00:01:58♪♪
00:02:18Anybody got some tobacco wrappings?
00:02:21Let me see what happens.
00:02:28There ought to be some reading paper.
00:02:33Why, there be that bush-hiding cooper, the revenuer.
00:02:37What are all these lines be meaning, Cindy?
00:02:40In here a-saying that this revenuer
00:02:45will bust up all our stills,
00:02:47like it be a-doin' in other places.
00:02:49Well, I'm going to stick this up here where Snuffy can see it.
00:02:56Well, I always did want a hug stick of revenue.
00:03:04Snuffy sure ain't giving them revenues no comfort.
00:03:10Recollect the time he put a harness nest in Cooper's car.
00:03:13There was a sting in him and he was as speckled as a guinea pig.
00:03:17Them revenues are just a-pinin' to get their hands on Snuffy.
00:03:20You ain't needin' to be a-frettin'.
00:03:22They's just shadow huntin' when they's a-lookin' for Snuffy.
00:03:25Cause he'd be up on the point of eagle-eyein' him out.
00:03:28Mr. Carson, you're sure discombobulating.
00:03:46Comin' here a-choplickin' and a-takin' my dream away.
00:03:50Just when I was going to shoot me that revenue.
00:03:59Three calls.
00:04:00Revenues.
00:04:28Hey, Wilson, Wilson, you hit me right in the face with that.
00:04:47I'm sorry, Chief. You go first.
00:04:49All right, all right.
00:04:51Come on now, let's go.
00:04:55Hey, Wilson.
00:04:56Oh, Wilson.
00:04:57Oh, Wilson.
00:04:58Come here.
00:04:59You know, you're a very nice guy and I like you very much and you're very polite.
00:05:03But if you hit me in the back with another branch again today,
00:05:07I'm gonna break every bone in your body!
00:05:09Shh, quiet, quiet.
00:05:10They might hear us.
00:05:11Come on.
00:05:12Well, you've been tryin' to catch that little fella for months.
00:05:15What's the hurry now?
00:05:16Say, I gotta catch him today.
00:05:18Uncle Sam wants me on another job tomorrow.
00:05:22Coma, why do you hate that little mountaineer?
00:05:24Now, look, I don't hate him, but I should.
00:05:28He's been makin' a monkey outta me for months.
00:05:31Not only that, but he's ruined my record with the boss!
00:05:33Shh, quiet.
00:05:34Come on, they're here.
00:05:38Snuffy, don't be a throwin' limb till you know you can't miss.
00:05:46I hate to be a spy in store-bought clothes, but I've gotta stop that revenue.
00:05:55GUNSHOT
00:06:02They're shooting cats!
00:06:04This is the last straw!
00:06:06Let them have it, boys!
00:06:10GUNSHOTS
00:06:19GUNSHOTS
00:06:25GUNSHOTS
00:06:33GUNSHOTS
00:06:37GUNSHOTS
00:06:42GUNSHOTS
00:06:49GUNSHOTS
00:06:51Oh, they ain't fightin' fair.
00:06:52They're shooting hardware.
00:06:53Get this off my neck.
00:06:54Get it off.
00:06:55Get it off.
00:06:56Oh.
00:06:57That is the only thing I've ever seen.
00:06:59Oh.
00:07:00Oh.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02Oh.
00:07:03Oh.
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:05Oh.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08Oh.
00:07:09Oh.
00:07:10Oh.
00:07:11Oh.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:14Oh.
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:17Oh.
00:07:18Oh.
00:07:19Oh.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:22Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:27Oh.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:29Oh.
00:07:30Oh.
00:07:31Oh.
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:33Oh.
00:07:34Oh.
00:07:35Oh.
00:07:36Oh.
00:07:37Oh.
00:07:38Oh.
00:07:39Oh.
00:07:40Oh.
00:07:41Oh.
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:43Oh.
00:07:44Oh.
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:46Oh.
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:48Oh.
00:07:49Table of nobles!
00:08:06Come on, woman. Quit stalling.
00:08:08What are ailing your pa? Bees in your breeches?
00:08:10Revenuers.
00:08:11Did they catch the steel?
00:08:13No, the bodacious steel. It's worn even in smelling range.
00:08:17Well, I guess we lost them. What do we do now?
00:08:22Oh, no, we haven't.
00:08:24We'll let Snuffy's dog take us to his cabin.
00:08:26Come on, boy.
00:08:27Come on.
00:08:30Give me our fox and these new revenuers, too.
00:08:32Don't ever be forgetting. They'll catch you.
00:08:38Was there a traveling peddler here while I be gone?
00:08:41No, there weren't.
00:08:42Somebody here be smoking foreign tobaccy.
00:08:44Old Tom Elby's son will buy.
00:08:48Don Elby? Why he come back?
00:08:51He be a love-sickling for Cindy.
00:08:53Balls of fire. If old Saul ever catches Don Elby,
00:08:57a love-making to his Cindy, they'll all be a-killing.
00:09:00Why don't they be calling this feud o'er?
00:09:03They're tired, thirteen.
00:09:05Yeah, not counting the whore.
00:09:08This must be Snuffy's cabin.
00:09:12I'm sorry, Mr. Carson, but I couldn't wait.
00:09:14You's too slow.
00:09:16Here. Here's a nice piece of meat for you.
00:09:21Oh, my.
00:09:22Oh, my.
00:09:23Oh, my.
00:09:24Oh, my.
00:09:25Oh, my.
00:09:26Oh, my.
00:09:27Oh, my.
00:09:28Oh, my.
00:09:29Oh, my.
00:09:30Oh, my.
00:09:31Oh, my.
00:09:32Oh, my.
00:09:33Oh, my.
00:09:34Oh, my.
00:09:35Oh, my.
00:09:36Oh, my.
00:09:37Oh, my.
00:09:38Now, easy.
00:09:39Ain't one thing that'll take a man and a dog's appetite away
00:09:43but a revenue.
00:09:45You wait here.
00:09:56Where's Snuffy Smith?
00:09:57How would he know?
00:10:00Well, we saw him today.
00:10:01You be seeing my Snuffy?
00:10:03Yeah.
00:10:05There he well.
00:10:06How does he look?
00:10:07Awful.
00:10:08Our quench is stalling.
00:10:10Whose place is this?
00:10:11Us hill folks always set an extra place for people what gets lost.
00:10:15Take a seat and have a bar.
00:10:20Come on.
00:10:21Crawl out of there, Smith.
00:10:25Hey, come on out or I'll start shooting.
00:10:28Oh, you won't, huh?
00:10:30Oh, he bit me.
00:10:36He might have bit you, but you ain't tasty.
00:10:44He hit me with a slip.
00:10:45There's a hole under the bed.
00:10:50Well, he's not out here.
00:10:55Oh, I just saw that corn shock move.
00:10:57I know.
00:10:59I know the liquor up here is potent,
00:11:01but don't tell me that the corn itself is strong enough to walk.
00:11:09Don't tell me.
00:11:10I didn't see it move that time.
00:11:29Ooh, ooh.
00:11:38Gardenia.
00:11:50Down, Albie.
00:11:52I sure be glad to see you.
00:11:54Who had not a bit of corn?
00:11:56I had to see you today because I have to be back at camp tonight.
00:11:59Gosh, honey, you're pretty as a redbird.
00:12:03Your plum's grumpious too, Don.
00:12:05Are you a general?
00:12:08No, just a buck private, Cindy.
00:12:10You're feeling too.
00:12:12I wish your pa favored me.
00:12:14He won't be doing that till the feudin's over.
00:12:17Hey, by the way, where is he?
00:12:19I'd be leaving him a garden of liquor still.
00:12:23He used to feel different about us now that I'm in the army.
00:12:26Boy, ain't a can what you be a doing.
00:12:28If he be seeing an Albie and you're an Albie,
00:12:31he be a shooting.
00:12:33Yeah, maybe.
00:12:35But he can't keep me from loving you.
00:12:38That be nice word-making.
00:12:41After you done seen all them powdered city boys,
00:12:45you can't keep me from loving you.
00:12:47Oh, don't say that.
00:12:49After you done seen all them powdered city women,
00:12:55what you be a having in the package?
00:12:58Well, that's the range finder that I made in technical school.
00:13:03Oh, that here weird-looking.
00:13:06What's it for?
00:13:08With this, you can shoot a cannon as straight as you can a squirrel gun.
00:13:11Why you be a taking it?
00:13:13I'm taking it to the army.
00:13:16Honey, when they buy it, we'll get married.
00:13:19And I'll dress you up like a peach tree in bloom.
00:13:22Will you?
00:13:24May be a long time.
00:13:26Oh, that ain't no matter.
00:13:30I'm still a hankering for you.
00:13:34Are you?
00:13:46Poor me.
00:13:50Oh, Snuffy Smith.
00:13:53Balls of fire. Since when you be coming a revenuer?
00:13:57A revenuer? This is the army uniform.
00:13:59I thought you was another revenuer.
00:14:02They be up at my cabin.
00:14:04And I be coming here to have a good time.
00:14:07I'm not a revenuer.
00:14:09I'm not a revenuer.
00:14:11I'm not a revenuer.
00:14:13I'm not a revenuer.
00:14:15I'm coming here to hide.
00:14:17Hey.
00:14:19Who's army be a feuding?
00:14:21Ain't been no Indians in these parts for more than 50 years.
00:14:25No, we're not fighting Indians.
00:14:27I enlisted to help Uncle Sam.
00:14:31Gold button.
00:14:33Oh, no. The government gives them to you.
00:14:37Tacky breeches, too.
00:14:39Yeah.
00:14:41Any work in your heart?
00:14:44Ain't you getting your vittles?
00:14:46The government gives you all you can eat.
00:14:48And they let you sleep all the time.
00:14:50A place to bed?
00:14:52Good vittles? Gold buttons?
00:14:54Tacky breeches?
00:14:56And...
00:14:58Ain't you getting your smokings?
00:15:00No, but they pay you 30 a month.
00:15:02And you can buy them.
00:15:04Snuffy, I bet they be needing you.
00:15:06Up at the still.
00:15:08Nope.
00:15:10So they're standing by.
00:15:12You be the first L.B.
00:15:14I ever see alive in Saul's cabin.
00:15:21You ain't living long.
00:15:23Be a lower in your gun, Saul.
00:15:25Don a coming to take me to the army.
00:15:27You be going alone.
00:15:29Because I'm sending him to the graveyard.
00:15:33Do you take me to Don?
00:15:35Time's a wasting.
00:15:38Come on, get in, Snuffy.
00:15:40I'll drive you home.
00:15:42No.
00:15:44I can't be going home.
00:15:46Revenue is a guard in my house.
00:15:48I wonder if Saul be a hardin' me out.
00:15:54Nope.
00:15:56Still mad at me.
00:15:58But, Jeepers,
00:16:00I'm a joining the army with you.
00:16:02But, Jeepers,
00:16:04I'm a joining the army with you.
00:16:27You skunk.
00:16:29You bodacious idiot.
00:16:32I'll be a bouncing a raffle ball off your pumpkin head.
00:16:34Why can't I get in there?
00:16:36Now, look.
00:16:38I've been telling you for a week.
00:16:40I can't let you in this army camp.
00:16:42Well, who do I have to see to get in there?
00:16:44Oh, go see the general.
00:16:46Well, I've been over there.
00:16:48Now, come on, get out of the way.
00:17:02Yes, yes, yes.
00:17:04This is General Rosewater speaking.
00:17:06Hi, General.
00:17:08Take a seat.
00:17:10I'm a hearing you're needing some good
00:17:12shooting men for the army.
00:17:14I'm being the best squirrel shooter
00:17:16in the new United States.
00:17:18And me and old Tombstone will be a fight near war.
00:17:20And all I'm asking,
00:17:22a place to bed,
00:17:24vittles,
00:17:26gold buttons,
00:17:28$30 a month, and khaki breeches.
00:17:30How did you get in here?
00:17:32Corporal to the guard! Sergeant to the guard!
00:17:34Officer to me!
00:17:40Hey!
00:17:46The revenuer!
00:17:48Snuffy Smith!
00:17:50A friend of yours, eh, Sergeant?
00:17:52Well, not exactly.
00:17:54So you let him in. Well, get him out of here!
00:17:56Yes, sir!
00:17:59Come on!
00:18:03Stay out!
00:18:09Bounce this off your pumpkin head,
00:18:11then I'm going home!
00:18:22I'm the waitress!
00:18:24Are you hurt, General? Where's that little civilian?
00:18:26The one that went through my legs, he run down the road.
00:18:28Take a detail and find him and bring him back to me.
00:18:30Yes, sir.
00:18:32And don't come back without him!
00:18:40...in this can for my soap making.
00:18:46Pa!
00:18:48If you'd taken your rifle gun, Dan,
00:18:50you'd have got an army.
00:18:54Pa!
00:18:57Be a-busting up my paddle for kindling wood?
00:19:00Sure I'll be.
00:19:02I'll be lining you to keep kindling cut.
00:19:16Part of it's gone.
00:19:27Pa!
00:19:37Pa!
00:19:43Pa!
00:19:45Balls of fur!
00:19:47What the tarnation you're doing?
00:19:49I just be a soapstern and it whoop!
00:19:51Well, get on with your soap making
00:19:53and leave me be.
00:19:57Pa!
00:19:59Some evil spirits done drink up my soft soap!
00:20:01Now, easy.
00:20:03You be giving me more trouble than the revenuers.
00:20:07Hey, you be sure you're making it like you always be?
00:20:09Uh-huh.
00:20:19Well, I...
00:20:21Well, I...
00:20:43You know that...
00:20:46I'm a-putting it in the pot
00:20:48and it taint.
00:20:50I'm a-putting it in the water
00:20:52and it tears.
00:20:56It be spirits you should be having.
00:20:58It ain't nothing at all but hog fat and lye.
00:21:00What you done you ain't been doing afore?
00:21:02I was stirring it with your great-great-grandpappy's wooden leg.
00:21:06Well, made of coca-cola wood.
00:21:08What be?
00:21:10Disappearing in the soap.
00:21:12Can I be getting another one?
00:21:14How?
00:21:16Grandpappy got that when he were a pirate
00:21:18and with Captain Kidd.
00:21:20And I do be hearing
00:21:22that the sea done swallowed up Coca-Cola Island
00:21:24and ain't no more like it.
00:21:26Ain't he got a Sunday leg?
00:21:28Oh, they buried him in that one.
00:21:32Why?
00:21:34Now, easy!
00:21:37Now, easy!
00:21:44I'll be disappearing the still.
00:21:48Painting like.
00:21:50Be a-saving every drop of it.
00:22:01Here come the revenuers!
00:22:07Are you getting lost again, revenuer?
00:22:09Never mind that. Where's Snuffy?
00:22:11I wouldn't be knowing.
00:22:13Take a look under the bed.
00:22:15Ah, my house is a bit upset.
00:22:17It been worst day.
00:22:19Hey, you gonna shoot me, Mr. Army Man?
00:22:21Cause I got my burying place
00:22:23all picked out.
00:22:25Up there.
00:22:27I got orders to return you to the commanding general
00:22:29of the 10th Army, Mr. Snuffy.
00:22:31Oh, I'll be damned.
00:22:33I'll be damned.
00:22:35I'll be damned.
00:22:37I'll be damned.
00:22:39I'll be damned.
00:22:41I'll be damned.
00:22:43I'll be damned.
00:22:45I'll be damned.
00:22:48Controlling commanding general of the technical army corps.
00:22:50Controlling commanding general of the technical army corps.
00:22:53Err...
00:22:55Quintodling up
00:22:57and make yourself a weakling.
00:23:05Come on, Mr. Carson.
00:23:07Wait a minute.
00:23:09Wait a minute.
00:23:11You're not taking that dog with you?
00:23:13This is one place you're going
00:23:15Come on, Mr. Carson.
00:23:16And leave the door open.
00:23:18Fetch me a jug of drink and liquor.
00:23:20Get back here.
00:23:21Come here, Mr. Carson.
00:23:22Come here.
00:23:23And you be doing a blackout.
00:23:24I air-coving you with spirit juice.
00:23:42Goodbye, Louise.
00:23:45Be remembering me as I am.
00:23:53Mr. Carson.
00:24:14So you found him, eh?
00:24:27Good.
00:24:28Leave him with me.
00:24:29That's all, Sergeant.
00:24:30That's all, Sergeant.
00:24:31That's all, Sergeant.
00:24:32Now look here, General.
00:24:33If and you're going to bounce a rifle ball off my head, do it.
00:24:35Rifle ball?
00:24:36I want to talk to you.
00:24:37You're a hero.
00:24:38Sit down.
00:24:39A hero?
00:24:40For risking your life to save me from that runaway motorcycle.
00:24:42Then you're going to be a letting me live?
00:24:44Certainly.
00:24:45And I want to reward you for it.
00:24:46Is there something I can do to make you happy?
00:24:48I'm going to reward you for saving my life.
00:24:50I'm going to reward you for saving my life.
00:24:54I'm going to reward you for saving my life.
00:24:56I'm going to reward you for saving my life.
00:24:59I'm going to reward you for saving my life.
00:25:01Is there something I can do to make you happy?
00:25:03Well, General, I like khaki breeches, a place to bed,
00:25:10gold buttons, good vittles, and $30 a month for my smokings.
00:25:18You still want to get into the Army, huh?
00:25:20You sure are understanding.
00:25:22General, would you be having a gurgle of corn drippings?
00:25:28Corn drippings?
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:30We're coming from old steel.
00:25:33Liquor?
00:25:34Never touched it in my life.
00:25:35It's not allowed around here.
00:25:36Well, would you be having a chore eating tobacco?
00:25:39No, thank you.
00:25:41Mr. Smith, would you mind taking your feet off my desk?
00:25:45I'll be a-doing it.
00:25:47But I think it's better with them over my head.
00:25:50Now, how about them khaki breeches?
00:25:53You're a little short for the Army.
00:25:55Now, if there's something else that...
00:25:57Well, General, where I be coming from, folks be a-keeping their promises.
00:26:16I've got it!
00:26:17General!
00:26:18You're so sudden, you done scared me.
00:26:21Somewhere in regulations there's a classification
00:26:23which permits you to wear a uniform.
00:26:25But the pay is only $21 a month.
00:26:27Do I still be getting my khaki breeches?
00:26:30$21 a month and khaki breeches.
00:26:33General, you got yourself a soldier.
00:26:42I'll be making a heap of other sounds, too.
00:26:45Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
00:26:47Ee, aah, ee, ee, aah, ee, aah, ee, aah.
00:26:51Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:26:53Just a moment.
00:26:55Yes, sir.
00:26:57I'm sending over Stubby Smith.
00:26:59Lift him under special classification Z.
00:27:02Z as in box?
00:27:03No. Z as in Xanax.
00:27:05All right, Smith, report to the quartermaster for your khaki breeches.
00:27:10General, with me helping you, things are gonna be a-changing.
00:27:14Two heads, all this war, better than one.
00:27:16Mm-hmm, yeah.
00:27:19Roo-roo-roo!
00:27:20Roo-roo-roo!
00:27:22Roo-roo-roo!
00:27:23Roo-roo-roo!
00:27:24Roo-roo-roo!
00:27:25Roo-roo-roo!
00:27:26Roo-roo-roo!
00:27:34Would you be a reed and wire to go?
00:27:38Hey, you thief!
00:27:41A corn squeezer.
00:27:42How'd you get in the army?
00:27:43I'd be a friend of the general.
00:27:45Give me that corn.
00:27:46Be hurryin', the general might be needin' me.
00:27:48A yard bird, huh?
00:27:49You're not workin' for the general,
00:27:50you're workin' for me.
00:27:51But the general...
00:27:52Never mind about the general.
00:27:53I'm givin' orders around here,
00:27:54I'm running this place,
00:27:55nobody can tell me anything.
00:27:57Attention!
00:27:59Suck in your stomach,
00:28:00throw out your chest,
00:28:01put your heels together, sulu!
00:28:03That's the way to be a soldier.
00:28:05Just a minute.
00:28:08You've been a sign of my comfort.
00:28:10You've been a sign of my company.
00:28:12From now on,
00:28:13you take orders from Sergeant Cooper,
00:28:15do you understand?
00:28:16Oh, Zafar,
00:28:17takin' orders from a revenuer.
00:28:20Now go find yourself a cot
00:28:21and report to the company kitchen.
00:28:22Why me?
00:28:24Just follow your nose across the street.
00:28:29Be comin', Mr. Carson.
00:28:34Oh, did I step on your paw?
00:28:36Come on, fuzzy tail.
00:28:40Uh...
00:29:01Hey, snobby,
00:29:02I thought you were still on kitchen police.
00:29:04I do be,
00:29:05but I'm beddin' up for a spell
00:29:06before I be mess-makin',
00:29:07for days.
00:29:08But I ain't doin'
00:29:09a woman's work no more.
00:29:10You better not let
00:29:11chis itch in there a long time.
00:29:13Hey, what are you doin' here?
00:29:14I be arrest takin'.
00:29:15Now, look,
00:29:16Jardburn Smith,
00:29:17I've tried to be nice to you,
00:29:18I've tried to cooperate with you,
00:29:20but if I catch you
00:29:21arrest takin' again,
00:29:22I'm gonna throw you
00:29:23in the guardhouse!
00:29:27You're comin', Mr. Carson.
00:29:34My mother told me
00:29:35there'd be days like this.
00:29:36Looks like a range finder.
00:29:37Yeah,
00:29:38it's an improved range finder,
00:29:39one I perfected in college.
00:29:41What's different about it?
00:29:42Well, it's automatic.
00:29:43You focus the two prisms
00:29:44on a given point,
00:29:45and by turning
00:29:46the adjusting screws
00:29:47until the images
00:29:48are superimposed,
00:29:49you get an automatic reading
00:29:50in yards,
00:29:51on the scale,
00:29:52without any
00:29:53mathematical figuring.
00:29:54Hmm,
00:29:55that makes sense.
00:29:56You done anything with it?
00:29:57Hmm.
00:29:58Can't even get
00:29:59anyone to look at it.
00:30:02Well,
00:30:03if it's as good
00:30:04as you say it is,
00:30:05I'll take it
00:30:06to the general for ya.
00:30:07Do you think
00:30:08he'll be interested?
00:30:09If he's interested in anything,
00:30:10it'll help him win
00:30:11those maneuvers
00:30:12from General Hopkins.
00:30:13Who's General Hopkins?
00:30:14Well, General Hopkins
00:30:15is the commander
00:30:16of the Blue Army.
00:30:17He's an old campaigner,
00:30:18a hard general
00:30:19who's fought
00:30:20all these battles
00:30:21from a swivel chair,
00:30:22with blue prisms.
00:30:23Well,
00:30:24if accurate artillery fire
00:30:25will help him win,
00:30:26this range finder will do it.
00:30:27Now,
00:30:28this is his first chance
00:30:29to prove his theories
00:30:30with real soldiers
00:30:31and actual maneuvers.
00:30:32Say,
00:30:33if it does work,
00:30:34submit it
00:30:35or he'd take it
00:30:36there himself.
00:30:37Say,
00:30:38if the White Army wins
00:30:39and the general can submit
00:30:40a proven range finder,
00:30:41boy,
00:30:42he'll retire happy.
00:30:43Here she is, Sarge.
00:30:44Focused it on an objective.
00:30:55Did you pick out a target?
00:31:01I certainly did.
00:31:04Why don't we see the general?
00:31:08Look, soldier.
00:31:09These hammocks
00:31:10are reserved for officers.
00:31:11I have been an officer
00:31:12at the Yardbird.
00:31:13Get going.
00:31:15Oh, swallow.
00:31:25Why,
00:31:26now that'll teach you
00:31:27a lesson, that'll...
00:31:28Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
00:31:29What's the meaning
00:31:30of this, Sergeant Cooper?
00:31:31Oh, I didn't mean it, sir.
00:31:32I'm sorry.
00:31:33That's no excuse.
00:31:34No, sir.
00:31:35We vote to my quarters
00:31:36at three o'clock.
00:31:37Yes, sir.
00:31:47Can I be
00:31:48a help in your revenue?
00:31:59Range finder
00:32:00is correct in theory.
00:32:01Needs an actual
00:32:02field test to prove it.
00:32:03Well, why don't you
00:32:04try out a maneuver, sir?
00:32:06That's a good suggestion.
00:32:07Maybe just what
00:32:08I need to defeat
00:32:09General Hopkins,
00:32:10the old fox.
00:32:12You take charge of it, Sergeant.
00:32:13Watch it carefully.
00:32:14I'll call for it later.
00:32:17That'll be all.
00:32:18Very good, sir.
00:32:19Thank you, sir.
00:32:21Another thing, Sergeant.
00:32:25I wish to compliment you
00:32:26on the high morale
00:32:27of your company.
00:32:28Men from all the other
00:32:29outfits are trying
00:32:31to be transferred to yours.
00:32:32To what do you
00:32:33attribute that?
00:32:34Well, General,
00:32:35my theory has always been
00:32:36that an army travels
00:32:37on its stomach.
00:32:39And I personally see to it
00:32:40that my kitchen crew
00:32:41makes them happy.
00:32:43Very interesting.
00:32:44Let's go down
00:32:45and inspect your kitchen.
00:32:46Now?
00:32:47Certainly now.
00:32:48Oh, but, uh...
00:32:49No buts.
00:32:50Come, Sergeant.
00:32:51Oh, General!
00:32:52General!
00:32:59When Uncle Sam
00:33:00dropped the call
00:33:01for soldier boys
00:33:02Especially to defend
00:33:03our country
00:33:04with a rich titty
00:33:05Seems their chance
00:33:06to be in the hills
00:33:07of Tennessee
00:33:08A loyal lad
00:33:09who's calling
00:33:10name was Smith
00:33:12Since Snuffy Smith
00:33:13gined up
00:33:14he's now a yard bird
00:33:15A little guy
00:33:16but my,
00:33:17he's such a hard bird
00:33:18Don't ever get yourself
00:33:19mixed up with Snuffy
00:33:20You're being flung
00:33:21bodaciously off
00:33:22on the cliff
00:33:23If you should see
00:33:24a pretty face
00:33:25with naught behind it
00:33:26She's wasting time
00:33:27with Snuffy
00:33:28so I heard
00:33:29Now, Thud,
00:33:30he bucks his riches
00:33:31when you're wearing
00:33:32khaki breeches
00:33:33Hooray, hooray
00:33:34for Snuffy Smith
00:33:35the yard bird
00:33:36Since Snuffy Smith
00:33:37gined up
00:33:38he's now a yard bird
00:33:39And Bull's
00:33:40a fire cousin
00:33:41he's a card bird
00:33:43The General
00:33:44and the Sergeant
00:33:45and the other guys
00:33:46with braids
00:33:47are apt to hit
00:33:48a ball bounce
00:33:49off on their pumpkin heads
00:33:50Even a varmint-sized
00:33:51bug like Trump
00:33:52don't tug frogs
00:33:53The shiftless gonks
00:33:54emotion Snuffy stirred
00:33:55He ain't one
00:33:56of our flunkies
00:33:57He's the captain
00:33:58of our duckies
00:33:59Hooray, hooray
00:34:00for Snuffy Smith
00:34:01the yard bird
00:34:02Since Snuffy Smith
00:34:03gined up
00:34:04he's now a yard bird
00:34:06When evening rolls around
00:34:07he's sure a torn bird
00:34:09You'd think
00:34:10he'd hit the hay and rest
00:34:11but he's in town
00:34:12because
00:34:13he's seen a gal
00:34:14with pretty eyeballs
00:34:15and such rosy jaws
00:34:16Was he a hypodore
00:34:17when brains
00:34:18was passed out?
00:34:19No, sir
00:34:20He signs
00:34:21the finest X
00:34:22but mums the word
00:34:23I swow
00:34:24he will be fated
00:34:25Don't be discombobulated
00:34:26Hooray, hooray
00:34:27for Snuffy Smith
00:34:28the yard bird
00:34:45What is this?
00:34:46Do you know?
00:34:47I'm just cooking up
00:34:48another batch
00:34:49of corn drippings
00:34:50Another batch?
00:34:51Yeah
00:34:52They'd be drinking
00:34:53it faster
00:34:54than I can make it
00:34:55So this is what
00:34:56Well, I didn't know
00:34:57It's your business to know
00:34:58Yes, sir
00:34:59I put yard bird
00:35:00in your charge
00:35:01Yes, sir
00:35:02Take him out
00:35:03and make a soldier of him
00:35:04Yes, sir
00:35:05Get out of here
00:35:06Get out of here
00:35:07The boy's going
00:35:08to be powerful
00:35:09and sorry
00:35:10without their liquor
00:35:12Get out of here
00:35:13before I break you
00:35:14Give me that
00:35:15Get out of here
00:35:26Think I'll pass
00:35:27for a soldier?
00:35:28I don't know
00:35:29That salute's
00:35:30pretty phony
00:35:31I'll get by
00:35:32Well, you'd better
00:35:33if you're caught
00:35:34impersonating a soldier
00:35:3520 years
00:35:36Look, it's worth
00:35:37the risk
00:35:38if we get that range finder
00:35:39Well, I talked
00:35:40to the hillbilly
00:35:41and I talked to Cooper
00:35:42Your shorts
00:35:43in Cooper's office?
00:35:44Well, he's got it
00:35:45Where else could it be?
00:35:46I'll get it
00:35:47See you when I get back
00:35:48Keep your eye
00:35:49on those civvies
00:35:50Okay
00:35:51Undoubtedly, gentlemen
00:35:52I'm not going
00:35:53to let you get away
00:35:54with this
00:35:55Undoubtedly, gentlemen
00:35:56I don't understand
00:35:57how much these maneuvers
00:35:58as to when
00:35:59and where we hold them
00:36:00is up to Washington
00:36:01Whether we win
00:36:02will depend a lot
00:36:03on the type of country
00:36:04we operate in
00:36:05Upon what
00:36:06do you base your theory?
00:36:07The Blue Army
00:36:08has twice as many tanks
00:36:09as we have
00:36:10Yes, but we offset
00:36:11that with artillery
00:36:20And incidentally
00:36:21one of the men
00:36:22has perfected
00:36:23a range finder
00:36:24Looks like a great
00:36:25improvement
00:36:26over the present one
00:36:27How does it differ?
00:36:28It has an automatic
00:36:29range calculator
00:36:30I'd certainly
00:36:31like to see that
00:36:32I knew you would
00:36:33I've sent for it
00:36:54With a tank
00:36:55moving at 35 miles an hour
00:36:56you can see
00:36:57how important
00:36:58automatic range
00:36:59calculation would be
00:37:00Yes
00:37:01Sergeant Cooper
00:37:02reporting with
00:37:03the range finder, sir
00:37:04Send him in
00:37:05How much
00:37:06is it?
00:37:07About one hundred
00:37:08and twenty miles
00:37:09With a tank
00:37:10moving at 35 miles
00:37:11an hour
00:37:12you can see
00:37:13how important
00:37:14automatic
00:37:15range calculation
00:37:16would be
00:37:17Yes
00:37:18Sergeant Cooper
00:37:19reporting with
00:37:20a range finder, sir
00:37:21Send him in
00:37:22Well, as you can see
00:37:23Put it right over there, Sergeant.
00:37:30Gentlemen, the new General Rosewater rangefinder.
00:37:36When you have this, you practically have the range.
00:37:40Oh, it was here the last time I saw it.
00:37:47What does this mean?
00:37:48Oh, I can't help it.
00:37:50Sergeant, unless you have that rangefinder's maneuvers,
00:37:53you'll be court-martialed for negligence, insubordination,
00:37:58and conduct unbecoming a soldier.
00:38:01Is that all, sir?
00:38:02Yes, and sabotage.
00:38:04Pack your stuff and get out of here.
00:38:05Yes, sir, I'm going.
00:38:06I'm sorry, sir.
00:38:21Sir.
00:38:22Cancel all leaves and close the gate.
00:38:25I'm sorry, gentlemen.
00:38:26I'm sure they'll locate the rangefinder.
00:38:30Now as to the maneuvers,
00:38:32I don't know what the strategy board will decide,
00:38:34but I'm in favor of holding the maneuvers in the Ozark Mountains.
00:38:38The water is pure, the weather is ideal, and it's rough country.
00:38:41Water, mountains, rough country?
00:38:44That air's sounding a heap like hootin' hunger.
00:38:46And again I say...
00:38:47Now just a minute, General.
00:38:51If you're out looking for rough country and fitting weather,
00:38:56the Great Smoky's be it.
00:38:58What's the meaning of this, Yardbird Smith?
00:38:59Now don't be a-stoppin' me.
00:39:01That air my home place.
00:39:03I know every bend and crook in that river
00:39:06and every hollow what's got a still in it.
00:39:09Yardbird Smith, attention!
00:39:11Don't be so bossy.
00:39:13You lock my grandpappy all the time a-givin' words.
00:39:16Snobby, you've exhausted my patience.
00:39:19I've done everything possible to make a soldier out of you,
00:39:22but you'll never make it.
00:39:24I'm a-comin' down here and you're sendin' me home.
00:39:27You're sendin' men up to fotchin' me back.
00:39:30You put me in the kitchen and then you chuck me out.
00:39:33You put me in khaki breeches for a-savin' your life.
00:39:38Be this a nice way to treat a hero.
00:39:43You know where I'm comin' from, a man a-knowin' by his word,
00:39:47because they can't write.
00:39:49But I'm forgivin' you everything.
00:39:51I'm still your friend.
00:39:53And if you ever be a-needin' me,
00:39:55just be sendin' me three calls to the whippoorwill.
00:39:58Whistle.
00:40:00Whistle.
00:40:03Whistle.
00:40:05Halt.
00:40:06Where do you think you're going?
00:40:08Goin' uptown.
00:40:09That's what you think.
00:40:11All leaves are canceled.
00:40:17Time's a-wastin'.
00:40:19What are we waitin' for?
00:40:21Let's make haste and don't get this soldier sore.
00:40:24I'll bounce a rifle ball off every punk and hated critter.
00:40:28You got me mad, I'm gettin' madder.
00:40:30Give me my gun, my jogger.
00:40:31Time's a-wastin'.
00:40:33Hear the bugle call.
00:40:35Let's make haste and get Spark from his stall.
00:40:38Cause if we hitch him to Louise,
00:40:40we can lick the varmints easy.
00:40:42Time's a-wastin'.
00:40:44What are we waitin' for?
00:40:47Let's go over to B Company.
00:40:49Let's go.
00:41:08We ain't appreciated round here.
00:41:11I done been workin' like killin' snakes.
00:41:14And the general ain't our friend no more.
00:41:17Ten-barrel Cooper, always a boss in the body.
00:41:21All right, Mr. Carson.
00:41:23Catch.
00:41:33You know, $21 and khaki breeches are all right.
00:41:37But I'm a-hankerin' to look into your big brown eyeballs again, partner.
00:41:42Yes, sir.
00:41:48Tryin' to make friends with Mr. Carson?
00:41:52Who's Mr. Carson?
00:41:54Yeah, my dog.
00:41:56Yeah, right here.
00:42:00Mr. Carson, be a-speakin' to him.
00:42:03Bark!
00:42:05Mr. Carson, jump up on him.
00:42:08Bark, bark.
00:42:18Now look, now look.
00:42:20If you think you can kid me...
00:42:26Bark!
00:42:33Us a-goin' back home to Louisie, Mr. Carson.
00:42:40I been a-gettin' away from revenuers all my life.
00:42:44Ain't no soldier what can stop me now.
00:42:47How you gonna do it?
00:42:49That there bein' my business.
00:42:51Take me with you, will ya?
00:42:53No, I ain't a-hankerin' to help no soldier.
00:42:56Travelin' there like huntin'.
00:42:58You be better off alone.
00:43:03Ah, jeepers.
00:43:05I near forgot my jug.
00:43:07Where is it?
00:43:08That there bein' none of your business.
00:43:11All right, shorty, I'll roll your pack for you.
00:43:24Hey, you sure my tacky breeches are in line, soldier?
00:43:27They sure are.
00:43:28Say, how you gonna get to Hooten Holler?
00:43:31I'm a-walkin' down till I come to the end of the road.
00:43:34I'm a-turnin' into a wagon road.
00:43:36And I'm just keepin' walkin' till I gets there.
00:43:38Are you sure you're goin'?
00:43:40I'm goin' as far away from this army as I can get.
00:43:44And when I gets there, I'm a-stayin'.
00:43:56Listen now and get this straight.
00:43:58I can't get out.
00:44:01But I put the range finder in Snuffy Smith's pack.
00:44:05He's walking down the main road to Hooten Holler.
00:44:08Hooten Holler.
00:44:11Pick him up in the car and get that pack.
00:44:22Do you mean to tell me that you can't locate that range finder?
00:44:25Yes, sir. I've turned the place inside out, sir.
00:44:27What else can happen?
00:44:29I plot the games for the Ozarks
00:44:31and the war department puts them in the Great Smokies
00:44:33and you lost the range finder.
00:44:35Yes, sir.
00:44:36That's a fine finish for me.
00:44:38Yes, sir.
00:44:42Yardbird Smith knows that country.
00:44:44Send him to me.
00:44:45You send him home, sir.
00:44:47It's the last straw.
00:44:48You don't need Yardbird Smith.
00:44:50I was a revenue officer in that country.
00:44:53Really?
00:44:54I've chased Yardbird Smith all through those mountains.
00:44:57Did you ever catch him?
00:44:58Yeah. Uh, no, sir.
00:45:01I still want Yardbird Smith.
00:45:03You want me to get him?
00:45:04Yes, sir.
00:45:05That'll be all, sir.
00:45:29Hiya, soldier.
00:45:31Howdy, miss.
00:45:33Want a ride?
00:45:34Well, I ain't be caring if I do.
00:45:36Get in.
00:45:37Yep.
00:45:49Aren't you going to take that pack off?
00:45:51No.
00:45:55You'd be much more comfortable without it.
00:45:57It air just like leaning my back up again a tree.
00:46:02Oh, come on, beautiful.
00:46:03Take that pack off.
00:46:05No.
00:46:08Don't.
00:46:10Please don't.
00:46:12Don't, missy.
00:46:22Don't.
00:46:24Please don't.
00:46:26Don't, missy.
00:46:28Help me, Mr. Carson.
00:46:32Bite her.
00:46:36Something bit me.
00:46:41Come back here.
00:46:51He, uh, done quit the army, like, uh, quit work in the field?
00:46:56No, just like crawling out of the jailhouse.
00:46:59How come?
00:47:00Well, they got some robbers there, what the army calls filth calmers.
00:47:04Locked the gates for to catch them.
00:47:06Why don't you be a-huntin' and a-shootin' them?
00:47:09They be lookin' like ordinary folks.
00:47:12You might even be snuff-dippin' with one of the vomits and not be a-knowin' it.
00:47:20Mr. Carson, appears to me like you've been ghostin' around long enough.
00:47:30Appears like Mr. Carson done take on a little weight.
00:47:41Better get tombstone loaded.
00:47:43Here come the biggest hawks ever did see.
00:47:46I'll open the henhouse door and let the chickens in.
00:47:49Oh, them ain't hawks.
00:47:51Them be army flyin' machines.
00:47:54Here come the revenuers. Thicker than blackbirds in the spring.
00:47:57Oh, you not be knowin', woman.
00:47:59Them's not revenuers.
00:48:01Them's United States soldiers.
00:48:03What are they doin' here?
00:48:04They's maneuverin'.
00:48:06Now, don't ask me what that be.
00:48:12This is a very strategic place.
00:48:14I'm afraid it's too dangerous.
00:48:16I'm afraid it's too dangerous.
00:48:18I'm afraid it's too dangerous.
00:48:21This is a very strategic spot.
00:48:23Who's in position directly below now, Balbo?
00:48:25Company A, Captain Robinson, sir.
00:48:28No range finder.
00:48:29Stupid sergeant.
00:48:30Smokies instead of the Ozarks.
00:48:32No yard bird.
00:48:35Lieutenant, can you whip a wheel?
00:48:38Oh, you know, uh...
00:48:45That's it, that's it, that's it.
00:48:47Lieutenant.
00:48:48You go all through these hills and keep repeating that call as loud as you can until further orders.
00:48:52Have Captain Robinson report to me and assemble my staff.
00:48:54Yes, sir.
00:49:08That be the general, and he be a needin' mate.
00:49:19Yard bird Smith!
00:49:21I'm a-seein' you took my advice.
00:49:23Yours in the war colors.
00:49:25Am I glad to see you.
00:49:26Who we be a-fightin' in this war?
00:49:28The Blue Army.
00:49:29By the way, you haven't got your white armband on.
00:49:32I thought you done been hit by a raffle ball.
00:49:35All our men are wearing white armbands.
00:49:38We're defending this country.
00:49:39The Blue Army's tryin' to capture it from us.
00:49:41Oh, I'll be a-bouncin' a raffle ball off their pumpkin head.
00:49:45Why, that Blue Army be.
00:49:46Just a minute, Yard Bird.
00:49:47You can't use that gun.
00:49:48We're not shootin' real bullets.
00:49:50Well, if I can't be a lead spittin', I ain't a-fightin'.
00:49:53Come, come, Snuffy.
00:49:54I'm counting on you to be my chief scout.
00:49:56Well, I'll be hidin' old tombstone under the bay.
00:50:06I want to see Captain Robinson.
00:50:08Jump wires declared all the officers of Company A out of action.
00:50:11I am the company commander.
00:50:13I am the company commander.
00:50:14You're the company commander?
00:50:15Yes, sir.
00:50:16Hold the fire!
00:50:18Yard Bird.
00:50:20I like Yard Bird Smith's country better than anybody else.
00:50:23You'll take your orders from him.
00:50:25Wait here.
00:50:26I have some special instructions for you.
00:50:29Now, men, you understand the rules.
00:50:32Any object hit with flour is out of action.
00:50:35All decisions made by the umpire are final.
00:50:38If you're hit with flour, you're officially dead.
00:50:41And when you're dead, you're dead.
00:50:47Audacious idgits.
00:50:49General Rosewater, killed in action at 850.
00:50:53I know, but now here's the...
00:50:55Uh-huh.
00:50:59What were those special instructions?
00:51:01Look, I'm dead and I can't say a thing.
00:51:03If I were alive, I'd say one thing.
00:51:05If the White Army could hold the top of that hill, they'd win the maneuvers.
00:51:08You want us to be goin' up there?
00:51:09I can't answer that.
00:51:10Yeah, that's what he means.
00:51:11Well, if you're dead, why ain't you layin' down?
00:51:14Oh, look, when you're hit with flour, you're dead.
00:51:17The general was hit with flour and he's dead and he can't do a thing.
00:51:20He can't?
00:51:22Oh, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
00:51:27Come on, rain barrel. Tom's...
00:51:29Did you forget something?
00:51:30Oh, you're dead.
00:51:33Don Bialetta writing that his invention was stolen.
00:51:37Who Bialetta killed?
00:51:38A barman, what had been called a... a fifth columnist.
00:51:42Jumpin' Jaybirds.
00:51:44That be what Snuffy be a-talkin' about.
00:51:54What's the matter now?
00:51:55I near did be forgettin'.
00:51:57I can't take you up on the knob.
00:51:58Why not?
00:51:59Oh, you're still a revenuer inside.
00:52:02Oh, but things are different now. I'm in the Army.
00:52:04If I be takin' you up, you'd be knowin' the way.
00:52:06You'd come back and make trouble for my friends.
00:52:09You want the general to win, don't you?
00:52:10Sure, he's my friend.
00:52:12Well, a general can't win unless he gets to the top of that hill.
00:52:15Oh, I was thinkin' of Saul and the boys.
00:52:19Look, I'll make you a proposition.
00:52:20Take me to the top of that hill, I'll let all your friends go free.
00:52:24Providing you break the still.
00:52:26All right, but I'll be doin' it for the general.
00:52:32Hey, you fellows over there.
00:52:37That was close.
00:52:38Ain't you been a-tellin' me all the time
00:52:40them was wax rifle balls they'd been a-usin'?
00:52:43What's your feed on?
00:52:44Say, if those were wax bullets,
00:52:46the bees must have been eatin' concrete.
00:52:52Now, bein' Saul and the boys a-shootin' at us,
00:52:54they'd think we're revenuers.
00:52:56And they're usin' real bullets, too.
00:52:58Yeah.
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:00Yeah.
00:53:01Yeah.
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03Yeah.
00:53:05Yeah.
00:53:06They ain't thinkin' us revenuers.
00:53:07They not knowin' about the maneuvers.
00:53:09Hey, now, lookit.
00:53:10You being a friend of the general
00:53:12who said you can get us up there,
00:53:13now go on, get us up there.
00:53:21Ain't nobody what can get up there
00:53:23a-wearin' khaki breeches.
00:53:25Well, come here.
00:53:27I'll pull over.
00:53:34Tell your men the Blue Army's objective is to capture Nalbalbo before the White Army occupies it.
00:53:45Spread out, men! Somebody's using real bullets!
00:53:51Bullets are fire, you shitless goats! Can't you see it's me?
00:53:54What do you mean, bringing them revenuers up here?
00:53:57Them ain't revenuers, them's United States soldiers!
00:54:00They still be government men!
00:54:02United States soldiers ain't revenuers!
00:54:06Soldiers be a-shootin' at the revenuers with the blue rags on their arms!
00:54:10You be a-meanin' the blue rags is revenuers?
00:54:13Yeah, and we's a-tryin' to keep them away from the steel!
00:54:18Sure's a mess of them blue rags.
00:54:20You wantin' my friends to help you?
00:54:22We be a-needin' them, but we brought out a rifle ball.
00:54:25Well, stop frettin'. Can't you see they's frotchin' up a heap of rifle balls and fancy-shootin' irons?
00:54:33I be a-knowin' he's a revenuer.
00:54:36He was! He's a plume-change candidate.
00:54:39Why, you gonna help us, Vince?
00:54:41Oh, sure I am. I mean, I sure am.
00:54:43Don't be a-lad to tell him that Snuffy be actin' taged.
00:54:47What he be doin'?
00:54:49He be a-talkin' to and a-feedin' Mr. Carson.
00:54:52Well, Mr. Carson want that.
00:54:56He want that, but they want to seein' him.
00:54:59I'll be tellin' you the secret if you promise you won't.
00:55:05There be Mr. Carson.
00:55:09There be the joke.
00:55:11It was a work of the devil.
00:55:17Where's Snuffy Smith?
00:55:19He be out there with his friend the General.
00:55:22Well, here's the pack where I put the range-finder, Janie.
00:55:24You leave that be. That air be snuffy.
00:55:27Oh, no, you don't.
00:55:30Mr. Carson, hear me talk.
00:55:32What is this?
00:55:34I told you there was a dog.
00:55:37It be Dog's invention.
00:55:39You be one of them filth-cowmers my Snuffy be a-talkin' about.
00:55:42I'm gonna take you two filthy stumps to my man.
00:55:45Get goin'. Get!
00:55:49I'm gonna take you two filthy stumps to my man.
00:55:52I'm gonna take you two filthy stumps to my man.
00:55:54I'm gonna take you two filthy stumps to my man.
00:55:56I'm gonna take you two filthy stumps to my man.
00:55:58I'm gonna take you two filthy stumps to my man.
00:56:06Range 2,600.
00:56:13You missed, Sergeant.
00:56:16Range 2,100.
00:56:25You missed, Sergeant.
00:56:28You missed, Sergeant.
00:56:44You're dead.
00:56:53You're dead.
00:57:02You're dead.
00:57:08You're dead.
00:57:12You're dead.
00:57:14Hey, what's going on here?
00:57:43I'm dead.
00:57:46One suicide.
00:58:00Mr. Soja, will you tell me where my Snuffy be?
00:58:03Sorry, madam, but I'm dead.
00:58:05Whose ghost do you be?
00:58:07Look, General, this old gal's batty.
00:58:09I'm taking these two filth cones to my Snuffy.
00:58:12What have they done?
00:58:13They be taking Don's invention.
00:58:16I think it's too late, but if I weren't dead,
00:58:18I'd say they're on top of that peak.
00:58:20Watch your blades, Nestor.
00:58:21Yeah, trackmaker.
00:58:23You ain't dead.
00:58:24You're just high.
00:58:25Come along.
00:58:41We're practically surrounded by the Blue Army.
00:58:43What a spot for my rangefinder.
00:58:46Anything would help.
00:58:47You've only got two hits so far.
00:58:51Oh, I hate umpires.
00:58:57This here army gun ain't no good.
00:58:58I put a bead on them and they ain't a-fallin'.
00:59:01Sir!
00:59:04I knowed I was a-beadin' them.
00:59:19Hey, this ain't no place for a woman, folks.
00:59:21If you go in, oh!
00:59:24Hey, get the tripod.
00:59:25Get over here.
00:59:26Look out of the way.
00:59:27Get this thing set up.
00:59:28Come on.
00:59:35Range 600.
00:59:36Range 600.
00:59:42Direct hit.
00:59:48Range 825.
00:59:49Range 825.
01:00:06Direct hit.
01:00:08Let's go.
01:00:09Range 632.
01:00:15You just put the entire Blue Army headquarters out of action.
01:00:18Boy, this thing sure works.
01:00:20Yeah, I knew it would.
01:00:34I'm a dead pigeon.
01:00:38Come on, let's try something hard.
01:00:40What?
01:00:41Look.
01:00:44Information 3200.
01:00:45Information 3200.
01:00:53Direct hit.
01:00:55Chief umpire declares armistice to reorganize Blue Army
01:00:58due to accuracy of artillery fire from Knob Elbow.
01:01:03Hey, what you doin' to my friend the general?
01:01:10He be helpin' me bring in these two filth combs.
01:01:15He be tryin' to take my khaki breeches.
01:01:19Take him away.
01:01:27You'd be very proud of your wife.
01:01:29I do be.
01:01:30She's worth her weight in hog livers.
01:01:34You were right about that range finder.
01:01:36Now send a complete report to the war department.
01:01:38Thank you, sir.
01:01:39I knew you'd win the war.
01:01:41Gosh, honey.
01:01:51How far up was that flying machine?
01:01:543200 feet.
01:01:57How far up was that flying machine?
01:02:003200 feet.
01:02:02Was that far up being a tellin' what aim the gun?
01:02:06Yeah.
01:02:08Elby?
01:02:10The feudal.
01:02:19Ah!
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:42Oh.